Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

[AP 316]

WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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[Shyam Singh]

Mind blowing.. Superb fast and furious wala action... Jabardast
Lekin ye last me twist AP k gale me chaku... Ab kya
Waiting for next update

 

[Johnboy11]

Update-24(WTF!!!!!)


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3 gaadiyaan bachi thi jinmein se Nadeem toh bc trucks k bichmein tha.. Yaani 2 gaadiyaan nikaalne k baad kuch naa bachega inke pass..

Main-Ye piche waali dono gaadiyaan le bc..

Sam-Kaise??

Main-Close but not too close dekh bhagaake le lekin unke just piche rakhna..

Sam-Itani speed par ek jagah kaise be..

Main-Try kar..

Ye sun Sam ne doudaa di gaadi just last gaadi k piche lekin bc close Jaane k baad wohlog zig zag karne lage or Dusari gaadi se firing suru hogayi.. Sam confusiya gaya or ussne break maare ekdum se jo sahi bhi tha galat bhi.. Sahi issliye ki goliyon se bach gaye humlog. Galat issliye ki saari gaadi ghum gayi skid hotey hue niche uttar gayi road se ye gaadi ground ko stick karti hui chalti hai Dusari koi gaadi even Range Rover hoti toh bc palat jaati.. Humein bhayaaanak jhatka laga..

Main-Bakchod thoda slow break maarna tha naa..

Sam-Abe skid karwaa raha tha main break k sath lekin road dekh bhenchod gaadi atak gayi drift naa hui..

Abeer-Ye kya tha be??


Main-Ye 2 drivers shyaane hain.. Chal Sam beta same yahi kar bina break maare.. Tumlog aage jaao hum follow kartey hain..

Sam-Merese naa hoga be road ki condition dekh unki toh unchi gaadiyaan hain bc humaari niche baith jaati hai..

Main-Fuck uttar fir Main karta drive..

Sam-Naa itana toh kar lunga main..

Main-Don't worry i got this..

Sam-Pakka..

Main-Bc shakk karta hai..

Sam-Driving par shakk nahi hai bhosdk I know you are the best main puch raha condition hain chalaane laayak teri..

Anjali-Yeah true reflexes slow hain aajkal tere Kal deewar par chaddtey hue dekha maine..

Abeer-True..dhyaan se be..

Main--Inko main slow reflexes mein bhi dekhlun... Uttar Sam and seat belts pehen lo sab goli chalaane ki jarurat nahi hai bus tightly baith jaao..

Main driver seat par aaya seat belt lagaai..

Main-So guys are you ready for the AP Show..

Varsha - OH shit sounds cool..

Sam-Oh bus dekhtey jaao..

Main - Get set go..

Maine gaadi road par Lee or pel di full speed se kyunki wohlog aage gaye they as hum rukk gaye they..

Abeer-Humein kya karna hai???

Main-Sabkuch main bus unki gaadi ko slow karunga yaa niche fainkunga goliyaan tumlog he chalaana.. Speed jyaada naa rakhna merese durr rehna.

Abeer-OK boss..


Main 5 seconds mein Abeer k piche tha ussi speed mein uske side se nikalke front mein aaya...

Abeer-Holy fuck aaram se bhosdk itana tej..

Main-Ready guys..

Woh saamne scorpio waala zig zag Kar raha tha main full speed mein tha or mast road aatey he maine maari skid utani speed par bus control karni thi ab gaadi jo maine ki or meri gaadi drift karti hui gayi, uss jigzag waale ki gand fatt gayi ussne bhagaani caahi gaadi but kuch kar nahi paaya or meri gaadi ki side uski gaadi se takraai or dono gaadiyon ki speed ki wajah se uski gaadi gayi niche sambhaal naa paaya woh idhar maine already sambhaal li thi sambhaal ussne bhi li thi like accident nahi hua but uski gaadi road se niche uttarke bandh hogayi unki bus fir kya tha piche Abeer Ravi Mangal or Rohit 4on ki gaadiyon ne Gherra or bhenchod lage firing karne main aaya aage..

Varsha-That shit was dope dude that was some fast and furious level stuff..

Anjali - OH my god that was the coolest thing I have ever seen...

Main-So guys that's what we call..

Sam-The AP show.. Maalum Hai..

Abeer-What the fuck was that bhosdk.. Itani lambi drift aise jhant road par..

Mangal- Fast And Furious 9 released early..

Rohit-Yeah wtf was that bc game khel raha hai kya..

Main-Yep.. Aao aage iss last waale ko letey hain..

Ab woh last gaadi ki gand fatti woh bc samjh gaya ki yahi haal uska hoga jo baaki sabka hua or woh dhundaney laga jagah trucks se aage nikalne ki taaki Bhaag shake yaa chupp shake woh lekin jagah milli nahi or iska faayda uthaaya humne bhenchod uske just piche lagaadi gaadi or woh kuch samjh paata usase pehle karne lage firing piche se Varsha Anjali or Ami ne bhoon diya gaadi ko or woh gaadi bc saamne waale truck se takraake wahin side mein uttar gayi.. Then piche clean up crew ne gand maardi unki.. Ab bache they trucks or Nadeem.. Truck ka plan kuch kar paata usase pehle unlog ne trucks side mein roukk diye humein laga surrender karenge lekin bhenchod wohlog rouktey he trucks mein se kuddey even piche bhi kuch bandey they or humlog kuch samjh paatey usase pehle wohlog road k bagal mein lage ek dhaabe k andar doud gaye un sabke pass bandukein thi or woh samjh gaye they ki lawda humein gaadiyon mein nahi harra shaktey woh issliye on foot shootout caahiye tha unko uss dhaabe mein 2 he log they ek owner or ek waiter woh unhe dekh turant bhaage wahaan se or wohlog uss Dhaabe mein fail gaye cover leke..

Main-Chill chill aage naa jaao abhi back up back up..

Woh Atleast 7-9 bandey they or sabke pass rifles thi dono trucks k drivers ko chhodke kyunki woh dono khaali hath he bhaage they..

Humlog ne cars roukki thodi side mein.. Sab uttare..

Main-Nice.. Ab??.

Abeer - Abe easy hai..

Main - Kya??

Abeer-Abey lakadi kaa hai pura dhaaba bc goliyaan thodi roukk lega bc firing squad banaado..

Main-Haan interesting i agree..

Varsha - Yeah let's do it..

Main Sam Ravi Rohit piche hattey baki log aage aae apni apni rifles uthaake.. Woh dhaaba lakadi kaa he bana tha pura ek 2 seats pahthar ki thi bus.. Then suru hui firing bhenchod kaan bandh karne paddey humein....itani goliyaan thokdi usme ki woh pura dhaba saamne se challni kardiya andar jinda koi ek aadh he bacha hoga 100%,ek ek magazine usme daalke wohlog rukke..

Abeer-(Chilaake) Bhosdko koi bacha hai toh chup chaap hath uppar karke aajaao warna fir firing suru hone waali hai..

Abeer k ye boltey he 2 bandey hath uppar kiye bahaar aae jinmein se ek truck driver tha..

Abeer-Aise he chaltey hue aage aajao.. Or koi bacha hai andar??

Aadmi1-Nnnnnaanna...

Anjali-aao cross check kartey hain Indono ko arrest karo..

Varsha or Jiya ne un dono ko liya gun point par..

Main-Kyunbe Fir banega Vin diesel ?

Aadmi-Hhhhumne kuch nahi kiya sahaab hum toh driver hain bus..

Main-Vin diesel bhi driver he hai..

Sam-Ahahahahahah.. Got"em..

Abeer wagairaah ne dhaaba search maara or waapis aae..

Abeer-Nadeem kahaan hai??

Main-Wait.. What??

Abeer-Nadeem..

Main--OH my god..

Main ye Bola kyunki bhenchod fir nikal gaya woh, fuck.. Iss distraction kaa faayda uthaa gaya bhenchod hum bhi trucks par focused they.. Fuck..

Abeer-Fuckkkkk...

Main-He is smart i give him that.. He is fucking smart.. 2 baar mout se bach chuka hai woh..

Anjali - Woh pehle he nikal chuka tha in trucks k aage se.. Shit..

Main-Don't worry.. Don't worry we will get him next time bag and tag them..

Fuck.. Bhenchod fuck.. Koi naa koi naa jaaega kahaan..

Humlog ne trucks mein dekha toh as expected samaan k bich guns thi bahot saari guns or Nadeem gaya jarur tha lekin usko bahot jyaada bada fatka lag gaya tha like bahot jyaada bada.. Uski gand fatt jaaegi isase.. Varsha ne ye case Bhopal CBI ko sonp diya yaani ab dikkat nahi thi.. Thodi derr mein media aana suru hogaya issliye Main Sam Ravi Ami or Rohit nikal liye wahaan se Bentley mein..

Main-(Bt par) Abeer..

Abeer-Haan..

Main-Uss dhaabe waale ko kuch paise wagairaah dedena..

Abeer-Haan boldiya maine usko abhi hai nahi cash baadmein bhijwa dunga..

Main-Cool humlog nikal rahe hain..

Ek hissab se dekha jaae toh ye ek bahot badi jeet thi humaare liye Nadeem beshak bach gaya ho lekin usko or Shehbaj ko bahot bada jhatka laga tha like bahot jyaada bada.. You can't even imagine kitana maal tha un trucks mein.. Humlog ghar aaagaye baaki sab ek ek karke aae Anjali Varsha and Jiya ko pura din wahin lag gaya sab kuch check karke reports banaane mein wohlog raatko dinner k time he aae hum sabne sath dinner kiya then thodi derr baat cheet chali or fir humlog sogaye maine socha toh tha ki Nadeem gandu hai aaj bhi attack hoga lekin aisa kuch nahi hua main mobile k alarm se utha subah 5.00 baje bc jo bhi ho jaldi uthne kaa maja bahot gajab hai..jabse main hospital se nikala hun almost daily he early morning uth raha hun excersise wagairaah k liye.. Main uthke fresh hua or bahaar aaya lawn mein lawn se hotey hue main bahaar aaya ghar se kyunki side mein Kal maine ek park dekha tha jisme kuch choti rides hain jisase thodi excersise better hogi or fir deagle thi he sath toh darrne ki kya baat.. Main uss garden mein aaya pehle round lagaane laga.. 2nd round k baad mujhe laga koi mere piche hai maine walk kartey hue deagle nikaali or jhat se palta lekin mere palatney se pehle uss shaks ne ek chaaku mere Galle par rakh diya what the fuck is this itana tejj bhenchod kon hogaya..

"Hello There AP"...


"OH Fuck"...


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Superb update AP bhidu.
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The AP show after cricket continues on road.
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Great pencho lg gye nadeem aur fake SD ko to bhari nuksaan aur khauf ka mahol.
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Keep writing.
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Keep posting.
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No idea tum bataao Keep Supporting bhidu

Dekh k to Bovice lg rha h speed and reaction se.
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Keep posting.
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[Sexy boy]

Awesome update lol as always gazab driving lol fuck bc Nadeem bach gaya . Aur ye kon aa gaya chang ya bovice ye suspence me gaya

 

[Vipul]

Update-23(The Crazy Shootout)


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Main-So scene ye hai ki bentley aage jaaegi toh shakk hoga aisi gaadi bhenchod dekhtey he samjh jaaenge wohlog or humein dikhna nahi hai pehla attack silently karna hai or most damage karna hai Abeer Mangal tumlog aage jaao or Atleast 2 gaadiyaan down caahiye mujhe... Bhenchod dono ek ek gaadi k side mein jaao or seedha driver ko he thokdo yahaan traffic bhi nahi hai.. Lekin turant back hojaana only 1 shot..


Abeer-You got it boss..


Abeer or Mangal ki Range Rover humaare side se aage gayi full speed par or aage Abeer ne overtake kiya ek gaadi ko or Mangal ne last gaadi k side mein lagaaya.. Last ki dono gaadiyaan unke radar mein thi..Then sishe khulle unke or dono gaadiyon mein hath nikale bahaar Abeer k sath Jack and Jiya they or Mangal k sath Rajat or Deepak un sabne pistols nikaali ekdum clear view tha humaare yahaan se and bam bc maine driver kaa bola tha unhone driver k sath sath puri gaadi par goliyaan chalaa di and turant break maarke slow hue.. Woh dono gaadiyaan turant out of control hoke side mein ek toh ussi speed se ek paid se takraai or Dusari bc ek mitti k dherr k uppar se launch hogayi jungle mein.. Bhenchod ekdum fast and furious level ki bakchodi thi..


Main-Holy shit great job guys...


Abeer-Hell yeah.. Jo gaadi launch hui usme 2 bandey jinda hain btw..


Main-Koi baat nahi gaadiyaan gayi unki ab waapis nahi aa shaktey woh padda rehndey kya pata accident mein he marr gaye hon.. Ab piche aajaao pata chal gaya hai unhe..


Humaara sneak attack hua successful 7 gaadiyaan or 2 trucks baaki they..


Abeer - By the way black Fortuner mein Nadeem khud hai 99% wahi hai dekha maine..


Main-OK.. Sam speed same rakhna lekin zigzag karta reh traffic k according..


Sam-Ok boss..


Wohlog bhi shayad connected they ek dusare se kyunki woh shyaane hogaye they sab ek sath speed pakkad Lee thi unhone..


Sam-Ye firing kyun nahi kar rahe hain..


Sam k ye boltey he humaarr saamne jo last gaadi thi yaani black scorpio uske left or right sishe niche hue or 2 bandey khidki se half bahaar nikale dono k pass MP5 SMG thi or hui firing suru.. Lekin unki gaadi ki speed bahot jyaada thi or uppar se Sam zigzag mein tha toh ek bullet bhi naa lagi gaadi par..


Main-Yelog reload karenge then Idhar se main udhar se Anjali ek time par firing karenge..Then Ami or Varsha humaare reload k time firing karenge mouka nahi dena hai unhe..
Wohlog ne full clip humaare uppar khaali ki but ek bullet bhi connect naa hui then woh reload k liye rukke toh humara time tha lekin bhenchod jaise he woh reload k liye andar gaye scorpio kaa back khulla or piche 2 log assault rifles leke baithey they ak47 type kuch and then ekdum se unhone speed slow ki kyunki woh bhi samjh gaye they ki itane speed mein lawda naa ukhadega unse..lekin humaare breaks better they unse.. Sam ne ye dekhtey halke se break maarke gaadi ki speed ekdum low karli then wohlog karne lage firing.. Abki baar bullets close aarahi thi ek do bullets gaadi ko lagi bhi...




Main-Side mein utaardey..




Ye suntey he Sam ne road se niche utaardi gaadi or wohlog chalaatey rehgaye.. Ab unki gand Marr gayi kyunki baaki gaadiyaan unki kaafi aage chali gayi as wohlog he slow hue they baaki same speed par they wohlog almost rukk gaye they or jaise he Last waalon ki goliyaan khatam hui..


Main-Pel dey bhosdk full speed piche lagaa dey..Ami Varsha Anjali ready...




Sam-Piche lagaa dun??


Main-Haan chinta naa kar just piche rakhna ye bhaagenge ab piche waale reload karenge or Agar hum bilkul piche hai toh aage khidkiyon se hum par firing naa kar paaenge wohlog...


Sam-Koi shyaana driver hua toh karlenge..


Main--Shyaana hota toh itana slow nahi karta let's move..


Ak47 waale rukke or scorpio wahaan se bhaagne lagi Lekin Again humaare pass thi Bentley unki gaadi 30-40 ki speed par pohanchi tabtak humaari 100 cross kar chuki thi or Sam ne lagaadi just unke piche ab hadbadaahat mein piche ak waalon se reload toh hui nahi wohlog piche waali khidki bandh karein jaise armor hai usme or goliyaan naa lagengi. Tab Main Anjali or Varsha nikale half khidki se bahaar or ki firing unke uppar pehle toh piche waale liye maine bhenchod khidki bandh kar rahe they jaise mirror maadarchod bulletproof hai Anjali or Varsha k pass toh Rifles thi toh piche waale turant marre then sunroof open karke Ami nikali uppar se or ussne side se Pehli goli he maari right tire par or uske theek sathmein maine niche left tire par maari.. Ek sath 2 tire gaye jisase gaadi kaa balance gaya or driver ki gand already fatti he thi unhone side mein poll se thokdi gaadi....or hum unke side se aage nikale...


Abeer-Holy fuck that was cool as fuck..


Main-Driver or passenger jinda hain thok k aage aana hum aage jaarahe hain.


Abeer-done baby.. Shot there ass...


Main-3 down 6 to go let's move.. Remember guys focus on tires or driver...


Baaki gaadiyon takk pohanchney k liye humne full speed se pail di gaadi or bentley ki speed k aage kya aukaat unki 15 seconds mein piche they unke hum.. 3 gaadiyaan trucks k piche thi or Fortuner jisme Nadeem tha woh gaadi dono trucks k bich thi.. Toh 5th and 6th gaadi kahaan hai??


Main-2 gaadi kidhar hain kaali bolero thi jo..


Sam-aage hongi..


Main-Dikh toh naa rahi..


Abeer-piche hai piche hai holly fuck...


Woh dono bolero waale bandey shyaaney they time dekh k woh bichmein he road k side mein uttar gaye they kyunki piche se better shooting hoti hai jab kissi gaadi ko chase karna ho.. Uppar se saamne waale ko samjh naa aata unexpected hota hai sab.. Wohlog Abeer k just piche nikale goliyaan chalaatey hue unke uppar lekin Abeer speed se nikala humein bhi overtake karke nikal gaya woh ab unki gand Marr gayi kyunki unhe nahi maalum tha piche humaari 3 gaadiyaan or hain .. Agar woh hum sabke piche nikaltey toh kaafi sahi hota unke liye shyaney they but itane shyaaney bhi nahi.. Ab woh humaare bich fans gaye.. . Main Varsha or Anjali khidkiyon se or Ami nikali sunroof se again and then humne aage se suru ki shooting speed kaafi tejj thi toh humaari bullets bhi naa lag rahi thi uppar se wohlog ne humein dekh speed slow kar Lee thi.. Lekin yahaan marri unki gand piche se Mangal Ravi or Rohit ki gaadiyaan unki gand par aagayi or jabtak woh aage bhaga paatey un dono gaadiyon mein se hui unpar firing bhenchod 10 seconds mein sab thokdiye... Agar woh roukta nahi toh aage hum thokdetey matlab woh dead he tha no matter what.. Jo bhi ho plan kaafi smart tha unka lekin bad timing and execution...


Abeer-Holy fuck that was close..


Main-Haao itana easy nahi hai bulletproof gaadiyon ko thokna, tu piche aajaa Humse ab.. 5 down 4 to go..


Abeer - Ab??


Main-Let them settle thoda gap rakho Humse..


3 gaadiyaan thi 4th Nadeem ki thi jo safe khel raha tha then 2 trucks they..


Main-Sam ye kache raastey se lele..


Sam-Ye kahaan jaaega??


Main-Aage road mein he millega humein Inse aage nikalna hai taaki off-guard catch kar shakein Inko..


Sam-Ok.. Dekhna bc kahin aage dead end ho...


Abeer-Aage bataake nikalna..


Main-OK..


Sam ne gaadi niche utaari or uss kache raastey se aage badha jo road k bagal mein tha full speed mein gaadi jaarahi thi lekin humaari gand tab marri jab woh sachi mein dead end nikala..


Sam-Ab bol bhosdk..


Main-Koi naa idhar se nikaal le..


Sam - Waapis naa jaaunga main yahaan se nikalte hain.


Main-Bc bentely ko jhaadiyon mein se nikaalega..


Sam-Toh puncture toh honge nahi tire iske..


Ye bolke Sam ne side mein ghumaadi gaadi bc jhaadiyon se nikale hum main road par.. Lekin Abeer wagairaah se kaafi piche..


Abeer-Isko le isko le Mangal ye hero fansega..


Main-Safe khelna be hum durr hain..


Abeer-Yep don't worry ye gaadi khud aarahi hai humaare pass..


Main-fuck em up..


Mangal - Rohit piche se piche se.. Gajab betey..


Rohit-Got him driver gaya uttara ye uttara.. 2 Bhaag rahe hain..


Rajat-1 right waala down..


Deepak-Left waale dono bhi down..


Mangal-All down all down..


Main-Good shit boys..


Abeer - Fir hero banega bhenchod..


Main-6 down 3 to go.. Lets fucking go boys..




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yeh sala sam hi panauti hain kya jarurat thi apana sada hua muh kholne ki waise bhai bilkul Fast And Furios wali feeling aa rahi thi sam to BC gajab driver nikla waise aapaki driving bohot kam hi dekhne ko milti hain bhai magar jo bhi hain kamal hain bhai...

 

[Vipul]

Update-24(WTF!!!!!)


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3 gaadiyaan bachi thi jinmein se Nadeem toh bc trucks k bichmein tha.. Yaani 2 gaadiyaan nikaalne k baad kuch naa bachega inke pass..

Main-Ye piche waali dono gaadiyaan le bc..

Sam-Kaise??

Main-Close but not too close dekh bhagaake le lekin unke just piche rakhna..

Sam-Itani speed par ek jagah kaise be..

Main-Try kar..

Ye sun Sam ne doudaa di gaadi just last gaadi k piche lekin bc close Jaane k baad wohlog zig zag karne lage or Dusari gaadi se firing suru hogayi.. Sam confusiya gaya or ussne break maare ekdum se jo sahi bhi tha galat bhi.. Sahi issliye ki goliyon se bach gaye humlog. Galat issliye ki saari gaadi ghum gayi skid hotey hue niche uttar gayi road se ye gaadi ground ko stick karti hui chalti hai Dusari koi gaadi even Range Rover hoti toh bc palat jaati.. Humein bhayaaanak jhatka laga..

Main-Bakchod thoda slow break maarna tha naa..

Sam-Abe skid karwaa raha tha main break k sath lekin road dekh bhenchod gaadi atak gayi drift naa hui..

Abeer-Ye kya tha be??


Main-Ye 2 drivers shyaane hain.. Chal Sam beta same yahi kar bina break maare.. Tumlog aage jaao hum follow kartey hain..

Sam-Merese naa hoga be road ki condition dekh unki toh unchi gaadiyaan hain bc humaari niche baith jaati hai..

Main-Fuck uttar fir Main karta drive..

Sam-Naa itana toh kar lunga main..

Main-Don't worry i got this..

Sam-Pakka..

Main-Bc shakk karta hai..

Sam-Driving par shakk nahi hai bhosdk I know you are the best main puch raha condition hain chalaane laayak teri..

Anjali-Yeah true reflexes slow hain aajkal tere Kal deewar par chaddtey hue dekha maine..

Abeer-True..dhyaan se be..

Main--Inko main slow reflexes mein bhi dekhlun... Uttar Sam and seat belts pehen lo sab goli chalaane ki jarurat nahi hai bus tightly baith jaao..

Main driver seat par aaya seat belt lagaai..

Main-So guys are you ready for the AP Show..

Varsha - OH shit sounds cool..

Sam-Oh bus dekhtey jaao..

Main - Get set go..

Maine gaadi road par Lee or pel di full speed se kyunki wohlog aage gaye they as hum rukk gaye they..

Abeer-Humein kya karna hai???

Main-Sabkuch main bus unki gaadi ko slow karunga yaa niche fainkunga goliyaan tumlog he chalaana.. Speed jyaada naa rakhna merese durr rehna.

Abeer-OK boss..


Main 5 seconds mein Abeer k piche tha ussi speed mein uske side se nikalke front mein aaya...

Abeer-Holy fuck aaram se bhosdk itana tej..

Main-Ready guys..

Woh saamne scorpio waala zig zag Kar raha tha main full speed mein tha or mast road aatey he maine maari skid utani speed par bus control karni thi ab gaadi jo maine ki or meri gaadi drift karti hui gayi, uss jigzag waale ki gand fatt gayi ussne bhagaani caahi gaadi but kuch kar nahi paaya or meri gaadi ki side uski gaadi se takraai or dono gaadiyon ki speed ki wajah se uski gaadi gayi niche sambhaal naa paaya woh idhar maine already sambhaal li thi sambhaal ussne bhi li thi like accident nahi hua but uski gaadi road se niche uttarke bandh hogayi unki bus fir kya tha piche Abeer Ravi Mangal or Rohit 4on ki gaadiyon ne Gherra or bhenchod lage firing karne main aaya aage..

Varsha-That shit was dope dude that was some fast and furious level stuff..

Anjali - OH my god that was the coolest thing I have ever seen...

Main-So guys that's what we call..

Sam-The AP show.. Maalum Hai..

Abeer-What the fuck was that bhosdk.. Itani lambi drift aise jhant road par..

Mangal- Fast And Furious 9 released early..

Rohit-Yeah wtf was that bc game khel raha hai kya..

Main-Yep.. Aao aage iss last waale ko letey hain..

Ab woh last gaadi ki gand fatti woh bc samjh gaya ki yahi haal uska hoga jo baaki sabka hua or woh dhundaney laga jagah trucks se aage nikalne ki taaki Bhaag shake yaa chupp shake woh lekin jagah milli nahi or iska faayda uthaaya humne bhenchod uske just piche lagaadi gaadi or woh kuch samjh paata usase pehle karne lage firing piche se Varsha Anjali or Ami ne bhoon diya gaadi ko or woh gaadi bc saamne waale truck se takraake wahin side mein uttar gayi.. Then piche clean up crew ne gand maardi unki.. Ab bache they trucks or Nadeem.. Truck ka plan kuch kar paata usase pehle unlog ne trucks side mein roukk diye humein laga surrender karenge lekin bhenchod wohlog rouktey he trucks mein se kuddey even piche bhi kuch bandey they or humlog kuch samjh paatey usase pehle wohlog road k bagal mein lage ek dhaabe k andar doud gaye un sabke pass bandukein thi or woh samjh gaye they ki lawda humein gaadiyon mein nahi harra shaktey woh issliye on foot shootout caahiye tha unko uss dhaabe mein 2 he log they ek owner or ek waiter woh unhe dekh turant bhaage wahaan se or wohlog uss Dhaabe mein fail gaye cover leke..

Main-Chill chill aage naa jaao abhi back up back up..

Woh Atleast 7-9 bandey they or sabke pass rifles thi dono trucks k drivers ko chhodke kyunki woh dono khaali hath he bhaage they..

Humlog ne cars roukki thodi side mein.. Sab uttare..

Main-Nice.. Ab??.

Abeer - Abe easy hai..

Main - Kya??

Abeer-Abey lakadi kaa hai pura dhaaba bc goliyaan thodi roukk lega bc firing squad banaado..

Main-Haan interesting i agree..

Varsha - Yeah let's do it..

Main Sam Ravi Rohit piche hattey baki log aage aae apni apni rifles uthaake.. Woh dhaaba lakadi kaa he bana tha pura ek 2 seats pahthar ki thi bus.. Then suru hui firing bhenchod kaan bandh karne paddey humein....itani goliyaan thokdi usme ki woh pura dhaba saamne se challni kardiya andar jinda koi ek aadh he bacha hoga 100%,ek ek magazine usme daalke wohlog rukke..

Abeer-(Chilaake) Bhosdko koi bacha hai toh chup chaap hath uppar karke aajaao warna fir firing suru hone waali hai..

Abeer k ye boltey he 2 bandey hath uppar kiye bahaar aae jinmein se ek truck driver tha..

Abeer-Aise he chaltey hue aage aajao.. Or koi bacha hai andar??

Aadmi1-Nnnnnaanna...

Anjali-aao cross check kartey hain Indono ko arrest karo..

Varsha or Jiya ne un dono ko liya gun point par..

Main-Kyunbe Fir banega Vin diesel ?

Aadmi-Hhhhumne kuch nahi kiya sahaab hum toh driver hain bus..

Main-Vin diesel bhi driver he hai..

Sam-Ahahahahahah.. Got"em..

Abeer wagairaah ne dhaaba search maara or waapis aae..

Abeer-Nadeem kahaan hai??

Main-Wait.. What??

Abeer-Nadeem..

Main--OH my god..

Main ye Bola kyunki bhenchod fir nikal gaya woh, fuck.. Iss distraction kaa faayda uthaa gaya bhenchod hum bhi trucks par focused they.. Fuck..

Abeer-Fuckkkkk...

Main-He is smart i give him that.. He is fucking smart.. 2 baar mout se bach chuka hai woh..

Anjali - Woh pehle he nikal chuka tha in trucks k aage se.. Shit..

Main-Don't worry.. Don't worry we will get him next time bag and tag them..

Fuck.. Bhenchod fuck.. Koi naa koi naa jaaega kahaan..

Humlog ne trucks mein dekha toh as expected samaan k bich guns thi bahot saari guns or Nadeem gaya jarur tha lekin usko bahot jyaada bada fatka lag gaya tha like bahot jyaada bada.. Uski gand fatt jaaegi isase.. Varsha ne ye case Bhopal CBI ko sonp diya yaani ab dikkat nahi thi.. Thodi derr mein media aana suru hogaya issliye Main Sam Ravi Ami or Rohit nikal liye wahaan se Bentley mein..

Main-(Bt par) Abeer..

Abeer-Haan..

Main-Uss dhaabe waale ko kuch paise wagairaah dedena..

Abeer-Haan boldiya maine usko abhi hai nahi cash baadmein bhijwa dunga..

Main-Cool humlog nikal rahe hain..

Ek hissab se dekha jaae toh ye ek bahot badi jeet thi humaare liye Nadeem beshak bach gaya ho lekin usko or Shehbaj ko bahot bada jhatka laga tha like bahot jyaada bada.. You can't even imagine kitana maal tha un trucks mein.. Humlog ghar aaagaye baaki sab ek ek karke aae Anjali Varsha and Jiya ko pura din wahin lag gaya sab kuch check karke reports banaane mein wohlog raatko dinner k time he aae hum sabne sath dinner kiya then thodi derr baat cheet chali or fir humlog sogaye maine socha toh tha ki Nadeem gandu hai aaj bhi attack hoga lekin aisa kuch nahi hua main mobile k alarm se utha subah 5.00 baje bc jo bhi ho jaldi uthne kaa maja bahot gajab hai..jabse main hospital se nikala hun almost daily he early morning uth raha hun excersise wagairaah k liye.. Main uthke fresh hua or bahaar aaya lawn mein lawn se hotey hue main bahaar aaya ghar se kyunki side mein Kal maine ek park dekha tha jisme kuch choti rides hain jisase thodi excersise better hogi or fir deagle thi he sath toh darrne ki kya baat.. Main uss garden mein aaya pehle round lagaane laga.. 2nd round k baad mujhe laga koi mere piche hai maine walk kartey hue deagle nikaali or jhat se palta lekin mere palatney se pehle uss shaks ne ek chaaku mere Galle par rakh diya what the fuck is this itana tejj bhenchod kon hogaya..

"Hello There AP"...


"OH Fuck"...


Continued....

kya tha bhai last wale main aisa jhatka kyu diya sala ab to rat main nind bhi nahi aayegi yeh sochate sochate ki
kaun tha? garden main kon tha? kon tha?
nice update bhai...

 

[Vipul]

Update-24(WTF!!!!!)


​

3 gaadiyaan bachi thi jinmein se Nadeem toh bc trucks k bichmein tha.. Yaani 2 gaadiyaan nikaalne k baad kuch naa bachega inke pass..

Main-Ye piche waali dono gaadiyaan le bc..

Sam-Kaise??

Main-Close but not too close dekh bhagaake le lekin unke just piche rakhna..

Sam-Itani speed par ek jagah kaise be..

Main-Try kar..

Ye sun Sam ne doudaa di gaadi just last gaadi k piche lekin bc close Jaane k baad wohlog zig zag karne lage or Dusari gaadi se firing suru hogayi.. Sam confusiya gaya or ussne break maare ekdum se jo sahi bhi tha galat bhi.. Sahi issliye ki goliyon se bach gaye humlog. Galat issliye ki saari gaadi ghum gayi skid hotey hue niche uttar gayi road se ye gaadi ground ko stick karti hui chalti hai Dusari koi gaadi even Range Rover hoti toh bc palat jaati.. Humein bhayaaanak jhatka laga..

Main-Bakchod thoda slow break maarna tha naa..

Sam-Abe skid karwaa raha tha main break k sath lekin road dekh bhenchod gaadi atak gayi drift naa hui..

Abeer-Ye kya tha be??


Main-Ye 2 drivers shyaane hain.. Chal Sam beta same yahi kar bina break maare.. Tumlog aage jaao hum follow kartey hain..

Sam-Merese naa hoga be road ki condition dekh unki toh unchi gaadiyaan hain bc humaari niche baith jaati hai..

Main-Fuck uttar fir Main karta drive..

Sam-Naa itana toh kar lunga main..

Main-Don't worry i got this..

Sam-Pakka..

Main-Bc shakk karta hai..

Sam-Driving par shakk nahi hai bhosdk I know you are the best main puch raha condition hain chalaane laayak teri..

Anjali-Yeah true reflexes slow hain aajkal tere Kal deewar par chaddtey hue dekha maine..

Abeer-True..dhyaan se be..

Main--Inko main slow reflexes mein bhi dekhlun... Uttar Sam and seat belts pehen lo sab goli chalaane ki jarurat nahi hai bus tightly baith jaao..

Main driver seat par aaya seat belt lagaai..

Main-So guys are you ready for the AP Show..

Varsha - OH shit sounds cool..

Sam-Oh bus dekhtey jaao..

Main - Get set go..

Maine gaadi road par Lee or pel di full speed se kyunki wohlog aage gaye they as hum rukk gaye they..

Abeer-Humein kya karna hai???

Main-Sabkuch main bus unki gaadi ko slow karunga yaa niche fainkunga goliyaan tumlog he chalaana.. Speed jyaada naa rakhna merese durr rehna.

Abeer-OK boss..


Main 5 seconds mein Abeer k piche tha ussi speed mein uske side se nikalke front mein aaya...

Abeer-Holy fuck aaram se bhosdk itana tej..

Main-Ready guys..

Woh saamne scorpio waala zig zag Kar raha tha main full speed mein tha or mast road aatey he maine maari skid utani speed par bus control karni thi ab gaadi jo maine ki or meri gaadi drift karti hui gayi, uss jigzag waale ki gand fatt gayi ussne bhagaani caahi gaadi but kuch kar nahi paaya or meri gaadi ki side uski gaadi se takraai or dono gaadiyon ki speed ki wajah se uski gaadi gayi niche sambhaal naa paaya woh idhar maine already sambhaal li thi sambhaal ussne bhi li thi like accident nahi hua but uski gaadi road se niche uttarke bandh hogayi unki bus fir kya tha piche Abeer Ravi Mangal or Rohit 4on ki gaadiyon ne Gherra or bhenchod lage firing karne main aaya aage..

Varsha-That shit was dope dude that was some fast and furious level stuff..

Anjali - OH my god that was the coolest thing I have ever seen...

Main-So guys that's what we call..

Sam-The AP show.. Maalum Hai..

Abeer-What the fuck was that bhosdk.. Itani lambi drift aise jhant road par..

Mangal- Fast And Furious 9 released early..

Rohit-Yeah wtf was that bc game khel raha hai kya..

Main-Yep.. Aao aage iss last waale ko letey hain..

Ab woh last gaadi ki gand fatti woh bc samjh gaya ki yahi haal uska hoga jo baaki sabka hua or woh dhundaney laga jagah trucks se aage nikalne ki taaki Bhaag shake yaa chupp shake woh lekin jagah milli nahi or iska faayda uthaaya humne bhenchod uske just piche lagaadi gaadi or woh kuch samjh paata usase pehle karne lage firing piche se Varsha Anjali or Ami ne bhoon diya gaadi ko or woh gaadi bc saamne waale truck se takraake wahin side mein uttar gayi.. Then piche clean up crew ne gand maardi unki.. Ab bache they trucks or Nadeem.. Truck ka plan kuch kar paata usase pehle unlog ne trucks side mein roukk diye humein laga surrender karenge lekin bhenchod wohlog rouktey he trucks mein se kuddey even piche bhi kuch bandey they or humlog kuch samjh paatey usase pehle wohlog road k bagal mein lage ek dhaabe k andar doud gaye un sabke pass bandukein thi or woh samjh gaye they ki lawda humein gaadiyon mein nahi harra shaktey woh issliye on foot shootout caahiye tha unko uss dhaabe mein 2 he log they ek owner or ek waiter woh unhe dekh turant bhaage wahaan se or wohlog uss Dhaabe mein fail gaye cover leke..

Main-Chill chill aage naa jaao abhi back up back up..

Woh Atleast 7-9 bandey they or sabke pass rifles thi dono trucks k drivers ko chhodke kyunki woh dono khaali hath he bhaage they..

Humlog ne cars roukki thodi side mein.. Sab uttare..

Main-Nice.. Ab??.

Abeer - Abe easy hai..

Main - Kya??

Abeer-Abey lakadi kaa hai pura dhaaba bc goliyaan thodi roukk lega bc firing squad banaado..

Main-Haan interesting i agree..

Varsha - Yeah let's do it..

Main Sam Ravi Rohit piche hattey baki log aage aae apni apni rifles uthaake.. Woh dhaaba lakadi kaa he bana tha pura ek 2 seats pahthar ki thi bus.. Then suru hui firing bhenchod kaan bandh karne paddey humein....itani goliyaan thokdi usme ki woh pura dhaba saamne se challni kardiya andar jinda koi ek aadh he bacha hoga 100%,ek ek magazine usme daalke wohlog rukke..

Abeer-(Chilaake) Bhosdko koi bacha hai toh chup chaap hath uppar karke aajaao warna fir firing suru hone waali hai..

Abeer k ye boltey he 2 bandey hath uppar kiye bahaar aae jinmein se ek truck driver tha..

Abeer-Aise he chaltey hue aage aajao.. Or koi bacha hai andar??

Aadmi1-Nnnnnaanna...

Anjali-aao cross check kartey hain Indono ko arrest karo..

Varsha or Jiya ne un dono ko liya gun point par..

Main-Kyunbe Fir banega Vin diesel ?

Aadmi-Hhhhumne kuch nahi kiya sahaab hum toh driver hain bus..

Main-Vin diesel bhi driver he hai..

Sam-Ahahahahahah.. Got"em..

Abeer wagairaah ne dhaaba search maara or waapis aae..

Abeer-Nadeem kahaan hai??

Main-Wait.. What??

Abeer-Nadeem..

Main--OH my god..

Main ye Bola kyunki bhenchod fir nikal gaya woh, fuck.. Iss distraction kaa faayda uthaa gaya bhenchod hum bhi trucks par focused they.. Fuck..

Abeer-Fuckkkkk...

Main-He is smart i give him that.. He is fucking smart.. 2 baar mout se bach chuka hai woh..

Anjali - Woh pehle he nikal chuka tha in trucks k aage se.. Shit..

Main-Don't worry.. Don't worry we will get him next time bag and tag them..

Fuck.. Bhenchod fuck.. Koi naa koi naa jaaega kahaan..

Humlog ne trucks mein dekha toh as expected samaan k bich guns thi bahot saari guns or Nadeem gaya jarur tha lekin usko bahot jyaada bada fatka lag gaya tha like bahot jyaada bada.. Uski gand fatt jaaegi isase.. Varsha ne ye case Bhopal CBI ko sonp diya yaani ab dikkat nahi thi.. Thodi derr mein media aana suru hogaya issliye Main Sam Ravi Ami or Rohit nikal liye wahaan se Bentley mein..

Main-(Bt par) Abeer..

Abeer-Haan..

Main-Uss dhaabe waale ko kuch paise wagairaah dedena..

Abeer-Haan boldiya maine usko abhi hai nahi cash baadmein bhijwa dunga..

Main-Cool humlog nikal rahe hain..

Ek hissab se dekha jaae toh ye ek bahot badi jeet thi humaare liye Nadeem beshak bach gaya ho lekin usko or Shehbaj ko bahot bada jhatka laga tha like bahot jyaada bada.. You can't even imagine kitana maal tha un trucks mein.. Humlog ghar aaagaye baaki sab ek ek karke aae Anjali Varsha and Jiya ko pura din wahin lag gaya sab kuch check karke reports banaane mein wohlog raatko dinner k time he aae hum sabne sath dinner kiya then thodi derr baat cheet chali or fir humlog sogaye maine socha toh tha ki Nadeem gandu hai aaj bhi attack hoga lekin aisa kuch nahi hua main mobile k alarm se utha subah 5.00 baje bc jo bhi ho jaldi uthne kaa maja bahot gajab hai..jabse main hospital se nikala hun almost daily he early morning uth raha hun excersise wagairaah k liye.. Main uthke fresh hua or bahaar aaya lawn mein lawn se hotey hue main bahaar aaya ghar se kyunki side mein Kal maine ek park dekha tha jisme kuch choti rides hain jisase thodi excersise better hogi or fir deagle thi he sath toh darrne ki kya baat.. Main uss garden mein aaya pehle round lagaane laga.. 2nd round k baad mujhe laga koi mere piche hai maine walk kartey hue deagle nikaali or jhat se palta lekin mere palatney se pehle uss shaks ne ek chaaku mere Galle par rakh diya what the fuck is this itana tejj bhenchod kon hogaya..

"Hello There AP"...


"OH Fuck"...


Continued....

Bovice hoga ya phir norman kya pata AP se fast kaun ho sakta hain?

 

[Iron Man]

Update-24(WTF!!!!!)


​

3 gaadiyaan bachi thi jinmein se Nadeem toh bc trucks k bichmein tha.. Yaani 2 gaadiyaan nikaalne k baad kuch naa bachega inke pass..

Main-Ye piche waali dono gaadiyaan le bc..

Sam-Kaise??

Main-Close but not too close dekh bhagaake le lekin unke just piche rakhna..

Sam-Itani speed par ek jagah kaise be..

Main-Try kar..

Ye sun Sam ne doudaa di gaadi just last gaadi k piche lekin bc close Jaane k baad wohlog zig zag karne lage or Dusari gaadi se firing suru hogayi.. Sam confusiya gaya or ussne break maare ekdum se jo sahi bhi tha galat bhi.. Sahi issliye ki goliyon se bach gaye humlog. Galat issliye ki saari gaadi ghum gayi skid hotey hue niche uttar gayi road se ye gaadi ground ko stick karti hui chalti hai Dusari koi gaadi even Range Rover hoti toh bc palat jaati.. Humein bhayaaanak jhatka laga..

Main-Bakchod thoda slow break maarna tha naa..

Sam-Abe skid karwaa raha tha main break k sath lekin road dekh bhenchod gaadi atak gayi drift naa hui..

Abeer-Ye kya tha be??


Main-Ye 2 drivers shyaane hain.. Chal Sam beta same yahi kar bina break maare.. Tumlog aage jaao hum follow kartey hain..

Sam-Merese naa hoga be road ki condition dekh unki toh unchi gaadiyaan hain bc humaari niche baith jaati hai..

Main-Fuck uttar fir Main karta drive..

Sam-Naa itana toh kar lunga main..

Main-Don't worry i got this..

Sam-Pakka..

Main-Bc shakk karta hai..

Sam-Driving par shakk nahi hai bhosdk I know you are the best main puch raha condition hain chalaane laayak teri..

Anjali-Yeah true reflexes slow hain aajkal tere Kal deewar par chaddtey hue dekha maine..

Abeer-True..dhyaan se be..

Main--Inko main slow reflexes mein bhi dekhlun... Uttar Sam and seat belts pehen lo sab goli chalaane ki jarurat nahi hai bus tightly baith jaao..

Main driver seat par aaya seat belt lagaai..

Main-So guys are you ready for the AP Show..

Varsha - OH shit sounds cool..

Sam-Oh bus dekhtey jaao..

Main - Get set go..

Maine gaadi road par Lee or pel di full speed se kyunki wohlog aage gaye they as hum rukk gaye they..

Abeer-Humein kya karna hai???

Main-Sabkuch main bus unki gaadi ko slow karunga yaa niche fainkunga goliyaan tumlog he chalaana.. Speed jyaada naa rakhna merese durr rehna.

Abeer-OK boss..


Main 5 seconds mein Abeer k piche tha ussi speed mein uske side se nikalke front mein aaya...

Abeer-Holy fuck aaram se bhosdk itana tej..

Main-Ready guys..

Woh saamne scorpio waala zig zag Kar raha tha main full speed mein tha or mast road aatey he maine maari skid utani speed par bus control karni thi ab gaadi jo maine ki or meri gaadi drift karti hui gayi, uss jigzag waale ki gand fatt gayi ussne bhagaani caahi gaadi but kuch kar nahi paaya or meri gaadi ki side uski gaadi se takraai or dono gaadiyon ki speed ki wajah se uski gaadi gayi niche sambhaal naa paaya woh idhar maine already sambhaal li thi sambhaal ussne bhi li thi like accident nahi hua but uski gaadi road se niche uttarke bandh hogayi unki bus fir kya tha piche Abeer Ravi Mangal or Rohit 4on ki gaadiyon ne Gherra or bhenchod lage firing karne main aaya aage..

Varsha-That shit was dope dude that was some fast and furious level stuff..

Anjali - OH my god that was the coolest thing I have ever seen...

Main-So guys that's what we call..

Sam-The AP show.. Maalum Hai..

Abeer-What the fuck was that bhosdk.. Itani lambi drift aise jhant road par..

Mangal- Fast And Furious 9 released early..

Rohit-Yeah wtf was that bc game khel raha hai kya..

Main-Yep.. Aao aage iss last waale ko letey hain..

Ab woh last gaadi ki gand fatti woh bc samjh gaya ki yahi haal uska hoga jo baaki sabka hua or woh dhundaney laga jagah trucks se aage nikalne ki taaki Bhaag shake yaa chupp shake woh lekin jagah milli nahi or iska faayda uthaaya humne bhenchod uske just piche lagaadi gaadi or woh kuch samjh paata usase pehle karne lage firing piche se Varsha Anjali or Ami ne bhoon diya gaadi ko or woh gaadi bc saamne waale truck se takraake wahin side mein uttar gayi.. Then piche clean up crew ne gand maardi unki.. Ab bache they trucks or Nadeem.. Truck ka plan kuch kar paata usase pehle unlog ne trucks side mein roukk diye humein laga surrender karenge lekin bhenchod wohlog rouktey he trucks mein se kuddey even piche bhi kuch bandey they or humlog kuch samjh paatey usase pehle wohlog road k bagal mein lage ek dhaabe k andar doud gaye un sabke pass bandukein thi or woh samjh gaye they ki lawda humein gaadiyon mein nahi harra shaktey woh issliye on foot shootout caahiye tha unko uss dhaabe mein 2 he log they ek owner or ek waiter woh unhe dekh turant bhaage wahaan se or wohlog uss Dhaabe mein fail gaye cover leke..

Main-Chill chill aage naa jaao abhi back up back up..

Woh Atleast 7-9 bandey they or sabke pass rifles thi dono trucks k drivers ko chhodke kyunki woh dono khaali hath he bhaage they..

Humlog ne cars roukki thodi side mein.. Sab uttare..

Main-Nice.. Ab??.

Abeer - Abe easy hai..

Main - Kya??

Abeer-Abey lakadi kaa hai pura dhaaba bc goliyaan thodi roukk lega bc firing squad banaado..

Main-Haan interesting i agree..

Varsha - Yeah let's do it..

Main Sam Ravi Rohit piche hattey baki log aage aae apni apni rifles uthaake.. Woh dhaaba lakadi kaa he bana tha pura ek 2 seats pahthar ki thi bus.. Then suru hui firing bhenchod kaan bandh karne paddey humein....itani goliyaan thokdi usme ki woh pura dhaba saamne se challni kardiya andar jinda koi ek aadh he bacha hoga 100%,ek ek magazine usme daalke wohlog rukke..

Abeer-(Chilaake) Bhosdko koi bacha hai toh chup chaap hath uppar karke aajaao warna fir firing suru hone waali hai..

Abeer k ye boltey he 2 bandey hath uppar kiye bahaar aae jinmein se ek truck driver tha..

Abeer-Aise he chaltey hue aage aajao.. Or koi bacha hai andar??

Aadmi1-Nnnnnaanna...

Anjali-aao cross check kartey hain Indono ko arrest karo..

Varsha or Jiya ne un dono ko liya gun point par..

Main-Kyunbe Fir banega Vin diesel ?

Aadmi-Hhhhumne kuch nahi kiya sahaab hum toh driver hain bus..

Main-Vin diesel bhi driver he hai..

Sam-Ahahahahahah.. Got"em..

Abeer wagairaah ne dhaaba search maara or waapis aae..

Abeer-Nadeem kahaan hai??

Main-Wait.. What??

Abeer-Nadeem..

Main--OH my god..

Main ye Bola kyunki bhenchod fir nikal gaya woh, fuck.. Iss distraction kaa faayda uthaa gaya bhenchod hum bhi trucks par focused they.. Fuck..

Abeer-Fuckkkkk...

Main-He is smart i give him that.. He is fucking smart.. 2 baar mout se bach chuka hai woh..

Anjali - Woh pehle he nikal chuka tha in trucks k aage se.. Shit..

Main-Don't worry.. Don't worry we will get him next time bag and tag them..

Fuck.. Bhenchod fuck.. Koi naa koi naa jaaega kahaan..

Humlog ne trucks mein dekha toh as expected samaan k bich guns thi bahot saari guns or Nadeem gaya jarur tha lekin usko bahot jyaada bada fatka lag gaya tha like bahot jyaada bada.. Uski gand fatt jaaegi isase.. Varsha ne ye case Bhopal CBI ko sonp diya yaani ab dikkat nahi thi.. Thodi derr mein media aana suru hogaya issliye Main Sam Ravi Ami or Rohit nikal liye wahaan se Bentley mein..

Main-(Bt par) Abeer..

Abeer-Haan..

Main-Uss dhaabe waale ko kuch paise wagairaah dedena..

Abeer-Haan boldiya maine usko abhi hai nahi cash baadmein bhijwa dunga..

Main-Cool humlog nikal rahe hain..

Ek hissab se dekha jaae toh ye ek bahot badi jeet thi humaare liye Nadeem beshak bach gaya ho lekin usko or Shehbaj ko bahot bada jhatka laga tha like bahot jyaada bada.. You can't even imagine kitana maal tha un trucks mein.. Humlog ghar aaagaye baaki sab ek ek karke aae Anjali Varsha and Jiya ko pura din wahin lag gaya sab kuch check karke reports banaane mein wohlog raatko dinner k time he aae hum sabne sath dinner kiya then thodi derr baat cheet chali or fir humlog sogaye maine socha toh tha ki Nadeem gandu hai aaj bhi attack hoga lekin aisa kuch nahi hua main mobile k alarm se utha subah 5.00 baje bc jo bhi ho jaldi uthne kaa maja bahot gajab hai..jabse main hospital se nikala hun almost daily he early morning uth raha hun excersise wagairaah k liye.. Main uthke fresh hua or bahaar aaya lawn mein lawn se hotey hue main bahaar aaya ghar se kyunki side mein Kal maine ek park dekha tha jisme kuch choti rides hain jisase thodi excersise better hogi or fir deagle thi he sath toh darrne ki kya baat.. Main uss garden mein aaya pehle round lagaane laga.. 2nd round k baad mujhe laga koi mere piche hai maine walk kartey hue deagle nikaali or jhat se palta lekin mere palatney se pehle uss shaks ne ek chaaku mere Galle par rakh diya what the fuck is this itana tejj bhenchod kon hogaya..

"Hello There AP"...


"OH Fuck"...


Continued....

 

[Iron Man]

Update-24(WTF!!!!!)


​

3 gaadiyaan bachi thi jinmein se Nadeem toh bc trucks k bichmein tha.. Yaani 2 gaadiyaan nikaalne k baad kuch naa bachega inke pass..

Main-Ye piche waali dono gaadiyaan le bc..

Sam-Kaise??

Main-Close but not too close dekh bhagaake le lekin unke just piche rakhna..

Sam-Itani speed par ek jagah kaise be..

Main-Try kar..

Ye sun Sam ne doudaa di gaadi just last gaadi k piche lekin bc close Jaane k baad wohlog zig zag karne lage or Dusari gaadi se firing suru hogayi.. Sam confusiya gaya or ussne break maare ekdum se jo sahi bhi tha galat bhi.. Sahi issliye ki goliyon se bach gaye humlog. Galat issliye ki saari gaadi ghum gayi skid hotey hue niche uttar gayi road se ye gaadi ground ko stick karti hui chalti hai Dusari koi gaadi even Range Rover hoti toh bc palat jaati.. Humein bhayaaanak jhatka laga..

Main-Bakchod thoda slow break maarna tha naa..

Sam-Abe skid karwaa raha tha main break k sath lekin road dekh bhenchod gaadi atak gayi drift naa hui..

Abeer-Ye kya tha be??


Main-Ye 2 drivers shyaane hain.. Chal Sam beta same yahi kar bina break maare.. Tumlog aage jaao hum follow kartey hain..

Sam-Merese naa hoga be road ki condition dekh unki toh unchi gaadiyaan hain bc humaari niche baith jaati hai..

Main-Fuck uttar fir Main karta drive..

Sam-Naa itana toh kar lunga main..

Main-Don't worry i got this..

Sam-Pakka..

Main-Bc shakk karta hai..

Sam-Driving par shakk nahi hai bhosdk I know you are the best main puch raha condition hain chalaane laayak teri..

Anjali-Yeah true reflexes slow hain aajkal tere Kal deewar par chaddtey hue dekha maine..

Abeer-True..dhyaan se be..

Main--Inko main slow reflexes mein bhi dekhlun... Uttar Sam and seat belts pehen lo sab goli chalaane ki jarurat nahi hai bus tightly baith jaao..

Main driver seat par aaya seat belt lagaai..

Main-So guys are you ready for the AP Show..

Varsha - OH shit sounds cool..

Sam-Oh bus dekhtey jaao..

Main - Get set go..

Maine gaadi road par Lee or pel di full speed se kyunki wohlog aage gaye they as hum rukk gaye they..

Abeer-Humein kya karna hai???

Main-Sabkuch main bus unki gaadi ko slow karunga yaa niche fainkunga goliyaan tumlog he chalaana.. Speed jyaada naa rakhna merese durr rehna.

Abeer-OK boss..


Main 5 seconds mein Abeer k piche tha ussi speed mein uske side se nikalke front mein aaya...

Abeer-Holy fuck aaram se bhosdk itana tej..

Main-Ready guys..

Woh saamne scorpio waala zig zag Kar raha tha main full speed mein tha or mast road aatey he maine maari skid utani speed par bus control karni thi ab gaadi jo maine ki or meri gaadi drift karti hui gayi, uss jigzag waale ki gand fatt gayi ussne bhagaani caahi gaadi but kuch kar nahi paaya or meri gaadi ki side uski gaadi se takraai or dono gaadiyon ki speed ki wajah se uski gaadi gayi niche sambhaal naa paaya woh idhar maine already sambhaal li thi sambhaal ussne bhi li thi like accident nahi hua but uski gaadi road se niche uttarke bandh hogayi unki bus fir kya tha piche Abeer Ravi Mangal or Rohit 4on ki gaadiyon ne Gherra or bhenchod lage firing karne main aaya aage..

Varsha-That shit was dope dude that was some fast and furious level stuff..

Anjali - OH my god that was the coolest thing I have ever seen...

Main-So guys that's what we call..

Sam-The AP show.. Maalum Hai..

Abeer-What the fuck was that bhosdk.. Itani lambi drift aise jhant road par..

Mangal- Fast And Furious 9 released early..

Rohit-Yeah wtf was that bc game khel raha hai kya..

Main-Yep.. Aao aage iss last waale ko letey hain..

Ab woh last gaadi ki gand fatti woh bc samjh gaya ki yahi haal uska hoga jo baaki sabka hua or woh dhundaney laga jagah trucks se aage nikalne ki taaki Bhaag shake yaa chupp shake woh lekin jagah milli nahi or iska faayda uthaaya humne bhenchod uske just piche lagaadi gaadi or woh kuch samjh paata usase pehle karne lage firing piche se Varsha Anjali or Ami ne bhoon diya gaadi ko or woh gaadi bc saamne waale truck se takraake wahin side mein uttar gayi.. Then piche clean up crew ne gand maardi unki.. Ab bache they trucks or Nadeem.. Truck ka plan kuch kar paata usase pehle unlog ne trucks side mein roukk diye humein laga surrender karenge lekin bhenchod wohlog rouktey he trucks mein se kuddey even piche bhi kuch bandey they or humlog kuch samjh paatey usase pehle wohlog road k bagal mein lage ek dhaabe k andar doud gaye un sabke pass bandukein thi or woh samjh gaye they ki lawda humein gaadiyon mein nahi harra shaktey woh issliye on foot shootout caahiye tha unko uss dhaabe mein 2 he log they ek owner or ek waiter woh unhe dekh turant bhaage wahaan se or wohlog uss Dhaabe mein fail gaye cover leke..

Main-Chill chill aage naa jaao abhi back up back up..

Woh Atleast 7-9 bandey they or sabke pass rifles thi dono trucks k drivers ko chhodke kyunki woh dono khaali hath he bhaage they..

Humlog ne cars roukki thodi side mein.. Sab uttare..

Main-Nice.. Ab??.

Abeer - Abe easy hai..

Main - Kya??

Abeer-Abey lakadi kaa hai pura dhaaba bc goliyaan thodi roukk lega bc firing squad banaado..

Main-Haan interesting i agree..

Varsha - Yeah let's do it..

Main Sam Ravi Rohit piche hattey baki log aage aae apni apni rifles uthaake.. Woh dhaaba lakadi kaa he bana tha pura ek 2 seats pahthar ki thi bus.. Then suru hui firing bhenchod kaan bandh karne paddey humein....itani goliyaan thokdi usme ki woh pura dhaba saamne se challni kardiya andar jinda koi ek aadh he bacha hoga 100%,ek ek magazine usme daalke wohlog rukke..

Abeer-(Chilaake) Bhosdko koi bacha hai toh chup chaap hath uppar karke aajaao warna fir firing suru hone waali hai..

Abeer k ye boltey he 2 bandey hath uppar kiye bahaar aae jinmein se ek truck driver tha..

Abeer-Aise he chaltey hue aage aajao.. Or koi bacha hai andar??

Aadmi1-Nnnnnaanna...

Anjali-aao cross check kartey hain Indono ko arrest karo..

Varsha or Jiya ne un dono ko liya gun point par..

Main-Kyunbe Fir banega Vin diesel ?

Aadmi-Hhhhumne kuch nahi kiya sahaab hum toh driver hain bus..

Main-Vin diesel bhi driver he hai..

Sam-Ahahahahahah.. Got"em..

Abeer wagairaah ne dhaaba search maara or waapis aae..

Abeer-Nadeem kahaan hai??

Main-Wait.. What??

Abeer-Nadeem..

Main--OH my god..

Main ye Bola kyunki bhenchod fir nikal gaya woh, fuck.. Iss distraction kaa faayda uthaa gaya bhenchod hum bhi trucks par focused they.. Fuck..

Abeer-Fuckkkkk...

Main-He is smart i give him that.. He is fucking smart.. 2 baar mout se bach chuka hai woh..

Anjali - Woh pehle he nikal chuka tha in trucks k aage se.. Shit..

Main-Don't worry.. Don't worry we will get him next time bag and tag them..

Fuck.. Bhenchod fuck.. Koi naa koi naa jaaega kahaan..

Humlog ne trucks mein dekha toh as expected samaan k bich guns thi bahot saari guns or Nadeem gaya jarur tha lekin usko bahot jyaada bada fatka lag gaya tha like bahot jyaada bada.. Uski gand fatt jaaegi isase.. Varsha ne ye case Bhopal CBI ko sonp diya yaani ab dikkat nahi thi.. Thodi derr mein media aana suru hogaya issliye Main Sam Ravi Ami or Rohit nikal liye wahaan se Bentley mein..

Main-(Bt par) Abeer..

Abeer-Haan..

Main-Uss dhaabe waale ko kuch paise wagairaah dedena..

Abeer-Haan boldiya maine usko abhi hai nahi cash baadmein bhijwa dunga..

Main-Cool humlog nikal rahe hain..

Ek hissab se dekha jaae toh ye ek bahot badi jeet thi humaare liye Nadeem beshak bach gaya ho lekin usko or Shehbaj ko bahot bada jhatka laga tha like bahot jyaada bada.. You can't even imagine kitana maal tha un trucks mein.. Humlog ghar aaagaye baaki sab ek ek karke aae Anjali Varsha and Jiya ko pura din wahin lag gaya sab kuch check karke reports banaane mein wohlog raatko dinner k time he aae hum sabne sath dinner kiya then thodi derr baat cheet chali or fir humlog sogaye maine socha toh tha ki Nadeem gandu hai aaj bhi attack hoga lekin aisa kuch nahi hua main mobile k alarm se utha subah 5.00 baje bc jo bhi ho jaldi uthne kaa maja bahot gajab hai..jabse main hospital se nikala hun almost daily he early morning uth raha hun excersise wagairaah k liye.. Main uthke fresh hua or bahaar aaya lawn mein lawn se hotey hue main bahaar aaya ghar se kyunki side mein Kal maine ek park dekha tha jisme kuch choti rides hain jisase thodi excersise better hogi or fir deagle thi he sath toh darrne ki kya baat.. Main uss garden mein aaya pehle round lagaane laga.. 2nd round k baad mujhe laga koi mere piche hai maine walk kartey hue deagle nikaali or jhat se palta lekin mere palatney se pehle uss shaks ne ek chaaku mere Galle par rakh diya what the fuck is this itana tejj bhenchod kon hogaya..

"Hello There AP"...


"OH Fuck"...


Continued....

Awesome update.
Nadeem phir se bach gaya par unka etna nukshan ho gaya ki ab unka wajood bhi khatre me dikh raha hai .
Ye kaun aa gaya Bvoice ya koi aur hai ?

 

[AK 24]

Update-24(WTF!!!!!)


​

3 gaadiyaan bachi thi jinmein se Nadeem toh bc trucks k bichmein tha.. Yaani 2 gaadiyaan nikaalne k baad kuch naa bachega inke pass..

Main-Ye piche waali dono gaadiyaan le bc..

Sam-Kaise??

Main-Close but not too close dekh bhagaake le lekin unke just piche rakhna..

Sam-Itani speed par ek jagah kaise be..

Main-Try kar..

Ye sun Sam ne doudaa di gaadi just last gaadi k piche lekin bc close Jaane k baad wohlog zig zag karne lage or Dusari gaadi se firing suru hogayi.. Sam confusiya gaya or ussne break maare ekdum se jo sahi bhi tha galat bhi.. Sahi issliye ki goliyon se bach gaye humlog. Galat issliye ki saari gaadi ghum gayi skid hotey hue niche uttar gayi road se ye gaadi ground ko stick karti hui chalti hai Dusari koi gaadi even Range Rover hoti toh bc palat jaati.. Humein bhayaaanak jhatka laga..

Main-Bakchod thoda slow break maarna tha naa..

Sam-Abe skid karwaa raha tha main break k sath lekin road dekh bhenchod gaadi atak gayi drift naa hui..

Abeer-Ye kya tha be??


Main-Ye 2 drivers shyaane hain.. Chal Sam beta same yahi kar bina break maare.. Tumlog aage jaao hum follow kartey hain..

Sam-Merese naa hoga be road ki condition dekh unki toh unchi gaadiyaan hain bc humaari niche baith jaati hai..

Main-Fuck uttar fir Main karta drive..

Sam-Naa itana toh kar lunga main..

Main-Don't worry i got this..

Sam-Pakka..

Main-Bc shakk karta hai..

Sam-Driving par shakk nahi hai bhosdk I know you are the best main puch raha condition hain chalaane laayak teri..

Anjali-Yeah true reflexes slow hain aajkal tere Kal deewar par chaddtey hue dekha maine..

Abeer-True..dhyaan se be..

Main--Inko main slow reflexes mein bhi dekhlun... Uttar Sam and seat belts pehen lo sab goli chalaane ki jarurat nahi hai bus tightly baith jaao..

Main driver seat par aaya seat belt lagaai..

Main-So guys are you ready for the AP Show..

Varsha - OH shit sounds cool..

Sam-Oh bus dekhtey jaao..

Main - Get set go..

Maine gaadi road par Lee or pel di full speed se kyunki wohlog aage gaye they as hum rukk gaye they..

Abeer-Humein kya karna hai???

Main-Sabkuch main bus unki gaadi ko slow karunga yaa niche fainkunga goliyaan tumlog he chalaana.. Speed jyaada naa rakhna merese durr rehna.

Abeer-OK boss..


Main 5 seconds mein Abeer k piche tha ussi speed mein uske side se nikalke front mein aaya...

Abeer-Holy fuck aaram se bhosdk itana tej..

Main-Ready guys..

Woh saamne scorpio waala zig zag Kar raha tha main full speed mein tha or mast road aatey he maine maari skid utani speed par bus control karni thi ab gaadi jo maine ki or meri gaadi drift karti hui gayi, uss jigzag waale ki gand fatt gayi ussne bhagaani caahi gaadi but kuch kar nahi paaya or meri gaadi ki side uski gaadi se takraai or dono gaadiyon ki speed ki wajah se uski gaadi gayi niche sambhaal naa paaya woh idhar maine already sambhaal li thi sambhaal ussne bhi li thi like accident nahi hua but uski gaadi road se niche uttarke bandh hogayi unki bus fir kya tha piche Abeer Ravi Mangal or Rohit 4on ki gaadiyon ne Gherra or bhenchod lage firing karne main aaya aage..

Varsha-That shit was dope dude that was some fast and furious level stuff..

Anjali - OH my god that was the coolest thing I have ever seen...

Main-So guys that's what we call..

Sam-The AP show.. Maalum Hai..

Abeer-What the fuck was that bhosdk.. Itani lambi drift aise jhant road par..

Mangal- Fast And Furious 9 released early..

Rohit-Yeah wtf was that bc game khel raha hai kya..

Main-Yep.. Aao aage iss last waale ko letey hain..

Ab woh last gaadi ki gand fatti woh bc samjh gaya ki yahi haal uska hoga jo baaki sabka hua or woh dhundaney laga jagah trucks se aage nikalne ki taaki Bhaag shake yaa chupp shake woh lekin jagah milli nahi or iska faayda uthaaya humne bhenchod uske just piche lagaadi gaadi or woh kuch samjh paata usase pehle karne lage firing piche se Varsha Anjali or Ami ne bhoon diya gaadi ko or woh gaadi bc saamne waale truck se takraake wahin side mein uttar gayi.. Then piche clean up crew ne gand maardi unki.. Ab bache they trucks or Nadeem.. Truck ka plan kuch kar paata usase pehle unlog ne trucks side mein roukk diye humein laga surrender karenge lekin bhenchod wohlog rouktey he trucks mein se kuddey even piche bhi kuch bandey they or humlog kuch samjh paatey usase pehle wohlog road k bagal mein lage ek dhaabe k andar doud gaye un sabke pass bandukein thi or woh samjh gaye they ki lawda humein gaadiyon mein nahi harra shaktey woh issliye on foot shootout caahiye tha unko uss dhaabe mein 2 he log they ek owner or ek waiter woh unhe dekh turant bhaage wahaan se or wohlog uss Dhaabe mein fail gaye cover leke..

Main-Chill chill aage naa jaao abhi back up back up..

Woh Atleast 7-9 bandey they or sabke pass rifles thi dono trucks k drivers ko chhodke kyunki woh dono khaali hath he bhaage they..

Humlog ne cars roukki thodi side mein.. Sab uttare..

Main-Nice.. Ab??.

Abeer - Abe easy hai..

Main - Kya??

Abeer-Abey lakadi kaa hai pura dhaaba bc goliyaan thodi roukk lega bc firing squad banaado..

Main-Haan interesting i agree..

Varsha - Yeah let's do it..

Main Sam Ravi Rohit piche hattey baki log aage aae apni apni rifles uthaake.. Woh dhaaba lakadi kaa he bana tha pura ek 2 seats pahthar ki thi bus.. Then suru hui firing bhenchod kaan bandh karne paddey humein....itani goliyaan thokdi usme ki woh pura dhaba saamne se challni kardiya andar jinda koi ek aadh he bacha hoga 100%,ek ek magazine usme daalke wohlog rukke..

Abeer-(Chilaake) Bhosdko koi bacha hai toh chup chaap hath uppar karke aajaao warna fir firing suru hone waali hai..

Abeer k ye boltey he 2 bandey hath uppar kiye bahaar aae jinmein se ek truck driver tha..

Abeer-Aise he chaltey hue aage aajao.. Or koi bacha hai andar??

Aadmi1-Nnnnnaanna...

Anjali-aao cross check kartey hain Indono ko arrest karo..

Varsha or Jiya ne un dono ko liya gun point par..

Main-Kyunbe Fir banega Vin diesel ?

Aadmi-Hhhhumne kuch nahi kiya sahaab hum toh driver hain bus..

Main-Vin diesel bhi driver he hai..

Sam-Ahahahahahah.. Got"em..

Abeer wagairaah ne dhaaba search maara or waapis aae..

Abeer-Nadeem kahaan hai??

Main-Wait.. What??

Abeer-Nadeem..

Main--OH my god..

Main ye Bola kyunki bhenchod fir nikal gaya woh, fuck.. Iss distraction kaa faayda uthaa gaya bhenchod hum bhi trucks par focused they.. Fuck..

Abeer-Fuckkkkk...

Main-He is smart i give him that.. He is fucking smart.. 2 baar mout se bach chuka hai woh..

Anjali - Woh pehle he nikal chuka tha in trucks k aage se.. Shit..

Main-Don't worry.. Don't worry we will get him next time bag and tag them..

Fuck.. Bhenchod fuck.. Koi naa koi naa jaaega kahaan..

Humlog ne trucks mein dekha toh as expected samaan k bich guns thi bahot saari guns or Nadeem gaya jarur tha lekin usko bahot jyaada bada fatka lag gaya tha like bahot jyaada bada.. Uski gand fatt jaaegi isase.. Varsha ne ye case Bhopal CBI ko sonp diya yaani ab dikkat nahi thi.. Thodi derr mein media aana suru hogaya issliye Main Sam Ravi Ami or Rohit nikal liye wahaan se Bentley mein..

Main-(Bt par) Abeer..

Abeer-Haan..

Main-Uss dhaabe waale ko kuch paise wagairaah dedena..

Abeer-Haan boldiya maine usko abhi hai nahi cash baadmein bhijwa dunga..

Main-Cool humlog nikal rahe hain..

Ek hissab se dekha jaae toh ye ek bahot badi jeet thi humaare liye Nadeem beshak bach gaya ho lekin usko or Shehbaj ko bahot bada jhatka laga tha like bahot jyaada bada.. You can't even imagine kitana maal tha un trucks mein.. Humlog ghar aaagaye baaki sab ek ek karke aae Anjali Varsha and Jiya ko pura din wahin lag gaya sab kuch check karke reports banaane mein wohlog raatko dinner k time he aae hum sabne sath dinner kiya then thodi derr baat cheet chali or fir humlog sogaye maine socha toh tha ki Nadeem gandu hai aaj bhi attack hoga lekin aisa kuch nahi hua main mobile k alarm se utha subah 5.00 baje bc jo bhi ho jaldi uthne kaa maja bahot gajab hai..jabse main hospital se nikala hun almost daily he early morning uth raha hun excersise wagairaah k liye.. Main uthke fresh hua or bahaar aaya lawn mein lawn se hotey hue main bahaar aaya ghar se kyunki side mein Kal maine ek park dekha tha jisme kuch choti rides hain jisase thodi excersise better hogi or fir deagle thi he sath toh darrne ki kya baat.. Main uss garden mein aaya pehle round lagaane laga.. 2nd round k baad mujhe laga koi mere piche hai maine walk kartey hue deagle nikaali or jhat se palta lekin mere palatney se pehle uss shaks ne ek chaaku mere Galle par rakh diya what the fuck is this itana tejj bhenchod kon hogaya..

"Hello There AP"...


"OH Fuck"...


Continued....

It's fucking BOVICE
Iske 2 reason hai

1. Agar koi aur dushman ya nadeem mein se koi hota to wo gun ka use karta, kyuki knife se bach sakta hai AP kaise bhi dimag laga ke, aur nadeem and gang mein se koi hota to wo sidha AP ko shoot karte na ki uski garden pe knife lagate.
2. Bovice isliye hai kyuki second part main aapne bataya tha ki Bovice is master of blade, uski specialty knife aur swords hai to wo gun ghanta use karta hoga aur itne confidence se AP ke neck pe knife lagana koi noob nahi kar sakta.

Aaj ka password bhul gaya isliye isi se batana pada.

Btw as always..

 

[Nevil singh]

Update-24(WTF!!!!!)


​

3 gaadiyaan bachi thi jinmein se Nadeem toh bc trucks k bichmein tha.. Yaani 2 gaadiyaan nikaalne k baad kuch naa bachega inke pass..

Main-Ye piche waali dono gaadiyaan le bc..

Sam-Kaise??

Main-Close but not too close dekh bhagaake le lekin unke just piche rakhna..

Sam-Itani speed par ek jagah kaise be..

Main-Try kar..

Ye sun Sam ne doudaa di gaadi just last gaadi k piche lekin bc close Jaane k baad wohlog zig zag karne lage or Dusari gaadi se firing suru hogayi.. Sam confusiya gaya or ussne break maare ekdum se jo sahi bhi tha galat bhi.. Sahi issliye ki goliyon se bach gaye humlog. Galat issliye ki saari gaadi ghum gayi skid hotey hue niche uttar gayi road se ye gaadi ground ko stick karti hui chalti hai Dusari koi gaadi even Range Rover hoti toh bc palat jaati.. Humein bhayaaanak jhatka laga..

Main-Bakchod thoda slow break maarna tha naa..

Sam-Abe skid karwaa raha tha main break k sath lekin road dekh bhenchod gaadi atak gayi drift naa hui..

Abeer-Ye kya tha be??


Main-Ye 2 drivers shyaane hain.. Chal Sam beta same yahi kar bina break maare.. Tumlog aage jaao hum follow kartey hain..

Sam-Merese naa hoga be road ki condition dekh unki toh unchi gaadiyaan hain bc humaari niche baith jaati hai..

Main-Fuck uttar fir Main karta drive..

Sam-Naa itana toh kar lunga main..

Main-Don't worry i got this..

Sam-Pakka..

Main-Bc shakk karta hai..

Sam-Driving par shakk nahi hai bhosdk I know you are the best main puch raha condition hain chalaane laayak teri..

Anjali-Yeah true reflexes slow hain aajkal tere Kal deewar par chaddtey hue dekha maine..

Abeer-True..dhyaan se be..

Main--Inko main slow reflexes mein bhi dekhlun... Uttar Sam and seat belts pehen lo sab goli chalaane ki jarurat nahi hai bus tightly baith jaao..

Main driver seat par aaya seat belt lagaai..

Main-So guys are you ready for the AP Show..

Varsha - OH shit sounds cool..

Sam-Oh bus dekhtey jaao..

Main - Get set go..

Maine gaadi road par Lee or pel di full speed se kyunki wohlog aage gaye they as hum rukk gaye they..

Abeer-Humein kya karna hai???

Main-Sabkuch main bus unki gaadi ko slow karunga yaa niche fainkunga goliyaan tumlog he chalaana.. Speed jyaada naa rakhna merese durr rehna.

Abeer-OK boss..


Main 5 seconds mein Abeer k piche tha ussi speed mein uske side se nikalke front mein aaya...

Abeer-Holy fuck aaram se bhosdk itana tej..

Main-Ready guys..

Woh saamne scorpio waala zig zag Kar raha tha main full speed mein tha or mast road aatey he maine maari skid utani speed par bus control karni thi ab gaadi jo maine ki or meri gaadi drift karti hui gayi, uss jigzag waale ki gand fatt gayi ussne bhagaani caahi gaadi but kuch kar nahi paaya or meri gaadi ki side uski gaadi se takraai or dono gaadiyon ki speed ki wajah se uski gaadi gayi niche sambhaal naa paaya woh idhar maine already sambhaal li thi sambhaal ussne bhi li thi like accident nahi hua but uski gaadi road se niche uttarke bandh hogayi unki bus fir kya tha piche Abeer Ravi Mangal or Rohit 4on ki gaadiyon ne Gherra or bhenchod lage firing karne main aaya aage..

Varsha-That shit was dope dude that was some fast and furious level stuff..

Anjali - OH my god that was the coolest thing I have ever seen...

Main-So guys that's what we call..

Sam-The AP show.. Maalum Hai..

Abeer-What the fuck was that bhosdk.. Itani lambi drift aise jhant road par..

Mangal- Fast And Furious 9 released early..

Rohit-Yeah wtf was that bc game khel raha hai kya..

Main-Yep.. Aao aage iss last waale ko letey hain..

Ab woh last gaadi ki gand fatti woh bc samjh gaya ki yahi haal uska hoga jo baaki sabka hua or woh dhundaney laga jagah trucks se aage nikalne ki taaki Bhaag shake yaa chupp shake woh lekin jagah milli nahi or iska faayda uthaaya humne bhenchod uske just piche lagaadi gaadi or woh kuch samjh paata usase pehle karne lage firing piche se Varsha Anjali or Ami ne bhoon diya gaadi ko or woh gaadi bc saamne waale truck se takraake wahin side mein uttar gayi.. Then piche clean up crew ne gand maardi unki.. Ab bache they trucks or Nadeem.. Truck ka plan kuch kar paata usase pehle unlog ne trucks side mein roukk diye humein laga surrender karenge lekin bhenchod wohlog rouktey he trucks mein se kuddey even piche bhi kuch bandey they or humlog kuch samjh paatey usase pehle wohlog road k bagal mein lage ek dhaabe k andar doud gaye un sabke pass bandukein thi or woh samjh gaye they ki lawda humein gaadiyon mein nahi harra shaktey woh issliye on foot shootout caahiye tha unko uss dhaabe mein 2 he log they ek owner or ek waiter woh unhe dekh turant bhaage wahaan se or wohlog uss Dhaabe mein fail gaye cover leke..

Main-Chill chill aage naa jaao abhi back up back up..

Woh Atleast 7-9 bandey they or sabke pass rifles thi dono trucks k drivers ko chhodke kyunki woh dono khaali hath he bhaage they..

Humlog ne cars roukki thodi side mein.. Sab uttare..

Main-Nice.. Ab??.

Abeer - Abe easy hai..

Main - Kya??

Abeer-Abey lakadi kaa hai pura dhaaba bc goliyaan thodi roukk lega bc firing squad banaado..

Main-Haan interesting i agree..

Varsha - Yeah let's do it..

Main Sam Ravi Rohit piche hattey baki log aage aae apni apni rifles uthaake.. Woh dhaaba lakadi kaa he bana tha pura ek 2 seats pahthar ki thi bus.. Then suru hui firing bhenchod kaan bandh karne paddey humein....itani goliyaan thokdi usme ki woh pura dhaba saamne se challni kardiya andar jinda koi ek aadh he bacha hoga 100%,ek ek magazine usme daalke wohlog rukke..

Abeer-(Chilaake) Bhosdko koi bacha hai toh chup chaap hath uppar karke aajaao warna fir firing suru hone waali hai..

Abeer k ye boltey he 2 bandey hath uppar kiye bahaar aae jinmein se ek truck driver tha..

Abeer-Aise he chaltey hue aage aajao.. Or koi bacha hai andar??

Aadmi1-Nnnnnaanna...

Anjali-aao cross check kartey hain Indono ko arrest karo..

Varsha or Jiya ne un dono ko liya gun point par..

Main-Kyunbe Fir banega Vin diesel ?

Aadmi-Hhhhumne kuch nahi kiya sahaab hum toh driver hain bus..

Main-Vin diesel bhi driver he hai..

Sam-Ahahahahahah.. Got"em..

Abeer wagairaah ne dhaaba search maara or waapis aae..

Abeer-Nadeem kahaan hai??

Main-Wait.. What??

Abeer-Nadeem..

Main--OH my god..

Main ye Bola kyunki bhenchod fir nikal gaya woh, fuck.. Iss distraction kaa faayda uthaa gaya bhenchod hum bhi trucks par focused they.. Fuck..

Abeer-Fuckkkkk...

Main-He is smart i give him that.. He is fucking smart.. 2 baar mout se bach chuka hai woh..

Anjali - Woh pehle he nikal chuka tha in trucks k aage se.. Shit..

Main-Don't worry.. Don't worry we will get him next time bag and tag them..

Fuck.. Bhenchod fuck.. Koi naa koi naa jaaega kahaan..

Humlog ne trucks mein dekha toh as expected samaan k bich guns thi bahot saari guns or Nadeem gaya jarur tha lekin usko bahot jyaada bada fatka lag gaya tha like bahot jyaada bada.. Uski gand fatt jaaegi isase.. Varsha ne ye case Bhopal CBI ko sonp diya yaani ab dikkat nahi thi.. Thodi derr mein media aana suru hogaya issliye Main Sam Ravi Ami or Rohit nikal liye wahaan se Bentley mein..

Main-(Bt par) Abeer..

Abeer-Haan..

Main-Uss dhaabe waale ko kuch paise wagairaah dedena..

Abeer-Haan boldiya maine usko abhi hai nahi cash baadmein bhijwa dunga..

Main-Cool humlog nikal rahe hain..

Ek hissab se dekha jaae toh ye ek bahot badi jeet thi humaare liye Nadeem beshak bach gaya ho lekin usko or Shehbaj ko bahot bada jhatka laga tha like bahot jyaada bada.. You can't even imagine kitana maal tha un trucks mein.. Humlog ghar aaagaye baaki sab ek ek karke aae Anjali Varsha and Jiya ko pura din wahin lag gaya sab kuch check karke reports banaane mein wohlog raatko dinner k time he aae hum sabne sath dinner kiya then thodi derr baat cheet chali or fir humlog sogaye maine socha toh tha ki Nadeem gandu hai aaj bhi attack hoga lekin aisa kuch nahi hua main mobile k alarm se utha subah 5.00 baje bc jo bhi ho jaldi uthne kaa maja bahot gajab hai..jabse main hospital se nikala hun almost daily he early morning uth raha hun excersise wagairaah k liye.. Main uthke fresh hua or bahaar aaya lawn mein lawn se hotey hue main bahaar aaya ghar se kyunki side mein Kal maine ek park dekha tha jisme kuch choti rides hain jisase thodi excersise better hogi or fir deagle thi he sath toh darrne ki kya baat.. Main uss garden mein aaya pehle round lagaane laga.. 2nd round k baad mujhe laga koi mere piche hai maine walk kartey hue deagle nikaali or jhat se palta lekin mere palatney se pehle uss shaks ne ek chaaku mere Galle par rakh diya what the fuck is this itana tejj bhenchod kon hogaya..

"Hello There AP"...


"OH Fuck"...


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