Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

[AP 316]

WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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[Tripuri chakraborty]

Finally hum sobko pata chal gaye kaise AP MERCHANT OF DEATH BANA jabardast update

 

[Rajesh]

Update-388(I Fucked UP)
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Main khudko kai baar aisi situations mein paata hun jab mujhe khud pata nahi hota ki what the fuck happened?? Same situation mein main abhi tha kyunki maine khudko abhi ek hospital bed par paaya or ye hospital bed Headquarters kaa bed tha toh mujhe koi idea nahi tha main Armenia se seedha yahaan kaise pohanch gaya?? Ab maine daala apne dimag par bahot jyaada jorr or situation analyse karne laga ok Paul tha ussne humein bulaaya tha, then ussne mujhe trap karliya tha or mujhse fight ki jisme woh easily jeet gaya tha or uski poison waali sword ne mujhe i think maar he diya tha ab i know poison mere Uppar kaam nahi karta itana easily toh main usase bach gaya kaise naa kaise karke lekin aage kya hua?? Main yahaan kaise aaya?? I know maine Paul ko haraya kyunki Paul k katte sirr ki image mere dimag mein still chappi hui thi kaise haraya usko maine i got no idea lekin maine usse harra diya tha or fir main yahaan kaise pohancha i got no idea again.. Ok jitana yaad aaya woh sab yaad karke maine ki halchal or mere halchal hotey he machines karne lagi beep or agle he minute Niharika or 3-4 nurses bhaagte hue andar aaye..

Niharika - He is up.. Stabilize him.. mask nikaalo let him breath...

Main-Hii Niharika..

Niharika -How you feeling??

Main-Sir dard hai baaki sab theek hai.. What the fuck happened??

Niharika - Poison happened.. Tumhari body ek hadd takk ladd shakti hai poison se because of Vertigo you know, jehar ko jehar he kaat shakta hai bus wahi hua lekin aftereffects ne tumhe temporarily paralyzed kardiya tha or coma mein bhejdiya tha tumhe, Armenian medical team k sath tumhe yahaan laaya gaya tha.. 60 hours se behosh they tum..

Main-Holy shit..

Niharika -I know ye acha time nahi hai but let me tell you tumhe usko nahi maarna caahiye tha.. You fucked up badly..Nestor is looking for you..

Nestor, oh fuck ye naam yaad aatey he mera dil baith saa gaya mujhe bataya tha sabne ki Nestor kya cheej hai.. Oh fuck no... No no no. Bhenchod kyun maara maine Paul ko.. Nestor Paul k baap kaa bhi baap tha or woh meri family ko bhi isme ghaseet lega jo main bilkul nahi chaahta, no no no.. I Fucked up..Bhenchod fuck ye yaad aatey he Mera dil full speed se beat karne laga tha .. Or ab main pachta raha tha ki Maine usko kyun maara.. Main ek baar bhull gaya tha ye part.. Fuck.

Niharika - Norman Bovice Sara and Boe pagalon ki tarah ghum rahe hain Nestor se baat karne k liye and finally Jessica (Leader of high command) ki request par Nestor ne meeting k liye haan kardi hai jo China headquarters mein hogi tumhara he wait horaha hai maine bola tha aaj easily hosh aajaaega tumhe. Things are looking bad for us AP Nestor kissi bhi keemat par nahi maanega.. Or uske alawa High Command k rules bhi violate kiye hain tumne.. Everything is a shit show out there..


Main-I really fucked up..

Niharika - You fucked up bad bad..

Main-So Mogui kahaan hain??

Niharika - Unka koi pata nahi hai Armenia se he gayab hain woh.. Nestor kissi bhi keemat par nahi maanega AP but humlog try karenge ki woh keval or keval tumhe target kare naaki Tumhaari family ko jo again impossible hai kyunki Nestor ki khaasiyat hai ye or abtoh uske pass reason hai sab law k according hoga, woh wait karta rehta hai kab humaare against kuch kare woh or tumne usse woh moka de diya.. Maine aajtak Norman or Bovice ko itana gussa kabhi nahi dekha..

Main - I don't know kya hogaya tha mujhe, i really don't know maine khudko laakh baar mana kiya tha ki Paul ko touch takk nahi karna i dont know kaise maardiya maine usko..

Niharika - Bovice Norman and Sara are coming here..

Or uske itana boltey he Bovice Boe Sara and Norman andar aaye or unke chehre dekhtey he main samjh gaya ki "Yep I Fucked UP Badly".. Wohlog kuch derr takk toh mujhe he ghurrtey rahe..

Main-I am sorry..

Sara-Sorry?? What the fuck do you mean Sorry?? AP 10000 baar bola gaya tha do not kill Paul do not kill Paul do not fucking kill Paul, tumhaare pass moka tha usko jinda chhodne kaa lekin still tumne usse maardiya... Why??

Main-I don't remember.. I really don't.. Main toh khud haar chuka tha i dont know kya hua kaise hua or maine usko kyun maara..

Bovice - We messed up.. There is no way out of this now there will be a full blown war.. Or mujhe Tumhaari chinta nahi hai chinta mujhe Tumhaari family ki hai kyunki Nestor suruwaat wahin se karega.. A lots of people will die..

Main-Then don't start a war Nestor ko main caahiye then mujhe maare woh.. Let him come you guys don't get involved..

Bovice - First there is no way in hell or heaven tum Nestor and uski team ko harra shaktey ho like koi chance nahi hai then agar harra bhi diya toh ye silsila rukkega nahi kyunki Nestor kaa contract kissi or k pass hai and the list goes on and on..

Main-Fuckkkkkk..

Norman - Let's go we need to leave for China.. Remember AP tumhe agar apni naak bhi wahaan ragadni paddey toh unke saamne ragadna, tumhari family kaa sawaal hai..

Main - 100%.. Jo caahiye hoga woh dunga main use..

Sara-Usse bus tum or tum he caahiye ho, ye bus formality hai, woh humein nicha dikhaane k liye raaji hua hai uss meeting mein aane k liye. Wahaan woh humaari beijati karega or maanega kissi ki hai nahi woh, abtoh legal reason hai ye sab karne kaa uske pass.

Norman - Yeah but humaare pass or koi option bhi toh nahi hai.. Humein toh jaana he padega..

Sara-Yep.. So lets go..

Main kaafi kamjor tha lekin still main khadda hua or unke sath sath chall padda apni glucose needles nikaaltey hue.. Bhenchod gand marr gayi thi totally harr taraf se.. Or ye sab meri wajah se horaha tha, bhenchod kya sochke usko Thoka maine i got no idea.. No idea at all.. I Fucked UP...

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Superb update bro

 

[Rajesh]

Update-389(Mission Failed?)

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Humlog airport aaye Main Sara Norman Boe Bovice,Snow, Randy, Rose, Chang, Kevin humlog plane mein aaye mujhe bhook lagi thi Lekin kuch khaane kaa mann nahi tha bc.. Fucking hell bro.. Maa chud gayi system ki.. Maadarchod itana smart hai tu aise kaise fans gaya lawde..

Humlog plane mein Jessica k aane kaa wait kar rahe they or Sara ne mujhe pehle he boldiya tha ki Jessica bahot gussa hai so jo bhi kahe chup chaap sunlena or aisa he hua Jessica aai or aatey he ussne mujhe sunaana chaalu kiya. Ki main selfish hun main egoistic hun main kissi dusare ki nahi sochta ye sab keval meri wajah se horaha hai mujhe show off nahi karna caahiye tha blah blah.. Ab humein China jaana tha Lhasa city mein.. 2 hours ki flight thi or un 2 hours mein mujhe baar baar ye realise karwaya gaya ki main kitana bada chutiya hun or mere chutiyaape ki wajah se ye kitana bada kand hogaya hai.. War ki situation paida hogayi hai bhenchod or agar waar hua toh hajaaron log marrenge or un sabki moutt kaa jimedaar main or keval main he hounga.. Uske alawa meri family ko bhi khatra tha jo sabse badi baat thi agar aaj Nestor nahi maana toh main aaj he nikal jaaunga haryana k liye or bhenchod fir jo hoga wahin hoga.. Main aakhiri dum takk apni family k liye ladunga..

Ab humlog shyaamko Lhasa mein land hue jahaan airport par he 3 luxurious cars humaara wait kar rahi thi main jaan bujh kar Jessica se alag gaadi mein baitha bhaisahaab gand faad di thi iss maadarchod ne plane mein meri, bhen ki lawdi kuch bhi bolti hai.. Mere Sath Randy Rose Bovice and Norman they..

Main-Where is Master Mogui??

Randy - No clue.. Armenia se pehle he nikal gaye they woh..

Main-Good to hear that..

Bovice - Remember wahaan bahot bade - 2 log honge sabse respect se baat karni hai caahe wohlog kuch bhi kahe..specially High Chair waale logon se. ROW ka Co leader hoga wahaan" Tyrone The Wicked " jo Nestor ko represent karega jo, uske alawa HOD ko Norman represent karenge Since Mogui nahi hai toh league ko main represent karunga High Command ko Jessica represent karegi uske alawa Bahot saare clans hain Asia mein jinka leader hoga wahaan Honathan aka Hon uske alawa Co Leader Maggie bhi hogi.. Ye bandey important hain jo bhi hoga inke through hoga. League k leader co leader jo main hun, High Command ki leader coleader jo Jessica hai.. Hounds ka leader jo Norman hain. Then ROW ka leader and co leader jo Tyrone hai.. Clans kaa leader Hon and Co Leader Maggie.. Baaki sab jury hogi jo inke decision par he kaam karegi.. So agar Nestor bolta hai ki jo aapsabko theek lage woh karo toh yelog he kaam aaenge.. Lekin aisa hoga nahi kyunki Nestor aisa bolega nahi..

Norman - Let's hope for the best here..

Humaari gaadi ek bahot bade hotel ki underground parking mein gayi hotel literally 15-20 floors uppar takk tha bhenchod literally skyscraper... Lekin humaara kaam Underground mein he tha parking se humne lift lee or niche aaye jahaan ek bahot bada hall tha or uss hall mein filhaal kaafi log mojjud they..

Norman - Ok lets behave everyone..

Woh hall literally ek courtroom k jaise tha saamne ek stage tha jispar 10 chairs lagi thi jisme se pehli chair khaali thi or uska name tag tha Mogui uske aage waali chair bhi khaali thi jiska name tag tha blank ekdum blank uske baad third chair kaa tag tha Bovice, 4th chair par Jessica aake baithi thi abhi uske saamne uska name tag tha uske side mein High command k co leader ki kursi thi jiska naam hai Flippy woh missing tha acha banda hai ye.. 6th chair par Norman kaa tag tha 7th chair empty thi name tag tha "Omie" ye ROW kaa leader hai i think, 8th tha Tyrone, jo ek 47-48 age kaa bahot he weird looking banda tha ye Co Leader tha ROw kaa and aaj Row ko ye he represent karega.. 9th chair par ek 50-55 age kaa typical Chinese banda baitha tha name tag tha Honathan, ye tha Asia k sab clans kaa representative and 10th chair par baithi thi ek 30-32 age ki Asian lady ekdum dressed to kill name tag tha "Maggie" Ye thi coleader yaa Co representative clans ki.. Ok ye 10 log they.. Khaali name tag waali chair chhodke sabko jaan gaya tha main.. Ab stage k baad they katghare(witness Box) dono side jinmein chairs lagi thi or ek side already baitha tha Nestor kya banda tha bhenchod woh 40-45 ummar hogi 6"6 + height, face par literally koi expressions nahi ye bade - 2 hath or bhenchod ekdum kaali aankhein.. Fucking hell.. Witness box k saamne 40-50 chairs lagi thi jahaan 20-25 log baithe they..

Andar aatey he Norman and Bovice toh apni seats par chale gaye or baaki yaani Sara, Snow, Boe, Randy, Chang, Rose and Kevin wahaan aage jaake apne ghutno par baithe unhe dekh k main bhi apne ghutano par aaya and kuch seconds baad unke sath utha wohlog ab chairs par baithne lage toh main unke piche aaya..

Sara-Stupid tujhe wahaan jaana hai..

Main-My bad..

Ye bolke main aaya dusare katgarhe mein..

Jessica - You can sit if you want..

Main-Thanks mam..

Bhenchod sareer mein itana he jorr baaki tha toh main jath se baith gaya.. Baithtey he meri najar gayi Saamne Baithtey Nestor k uppar ussne bhenchod apne expressionless thobdey k through mujhe ghurra jisase mujhe literally kamkampi aagayi bhenchod kya he log mill rahe hain..

Jessica - Close The Gates.. The Court is in session no one can enter or exit in between this..

Honathan-Today's Case is The People Vs Nestor.. Actually this is not a case yet.. Ye sab Nestor par depend karta hai ki woh iss situation ko kiss taraf lejaana chaahtey hain..

Nestor - Master everything is infront of us sab humaare saamne hai iss ladke ne naa keval Mere client Paul ko maara hai balki The Merchant Of Death ko bhi maara hai.. Jiss dauraan issne mere death contract ko toh violate kiya he hai sathmein High command and iss honourable court k laws ko bhi violate kiya hai..Merchant of death ek bahot badi post hai or usko yun he koi nahi maar shakta agar humne isko aise he jaane diya toh humaari saalon puraani posts ki kya he respect reh jaaegi.. Issliye main court se appeal karta hun ki mujhe koi case nahi caahiye mujhe bus permission caahiye ki main apna contract apne hissab se pura kar shakun or iss dauraan ek message bhejun sabko ki laws are above everything.. Thats it your honour i dont want any case..

Ok Chudgayi basanti. Bhenchod fir yahaan kyun aaya lawde..

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Awesome update bro

 

[Rajesh]

Update-390(MOGUI)

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Jessica - Obviously Nestor tumhe Pura hakk hai ye sab karne kaa lekin remember this is a huge incidence or iss incidence mein Norman Bovice even Mogui takk involved they..

Tyrone - Jessica ji isko political matt banaaiye humein koi Matlab nahi hai kya hua wahaan par yaa Paul tumhaare khilaaf kya kar raha tha remember woh merchant of death hai woh bahot kuch kar shakta hai ye powers tumlogon ne di thi usse toh woh kya kar raha tha woh important nahi hai, important hai rules kaa violation hua hai and usase bhi important hai Death Contract kaa violation hua hai so koi sawaal he paida nahi hota ki incident mein kon kon involved they issne Paul ko maara bus ye baat ko dhyaan mein rakhiye..

Jessica - Ok, but remember woh ek fair fight thi jo Paul ne chunni thi jisme issne Paul ko fare and square harra diya hai..

Tyrone-Again firse time waste, madam aapko sab pata hai, ye literally matter he nahi karta ki woh kya tha kya nahi kaise tha kaise nahi iss shaks ne Merchant of death ko maara hai.. Simple..

Norman - Ok so Paul haar gaya ek fair and square fight mein jo ussne he pick ki thi ye humaari galati hai.. Ussne literally trap kiya tha isko this is literally entrapment..

Tyrone - Fair point very fair point lekin entrapment tab hogi jab koi case hoga and Nestor ne clear kardiya hai usse koi case nahi caahiye..

Bovice - Yeah isko bhalla case kyun caahiye hoga, usse moka caahiye tha jo mill gaya uski puri jindagi issi mein nikali hai logon k bache hue mein munh maarne mein so i am not surprised..

Tyrone - You are disrespecting my client Bo.. Chill.. Just admit it you guys messed up or ab isme tum Politics yaa court ko nahi ghaseet shaktey apni galatiyaan admit karna seekho.. Kyunki agar ye same mistake humse agar ho bhi jaati toh tumlog mujhe jinda khaa jaatey tab koi case koi meeting nahi hoti, tumhaare Mogui sahaab aatey or jisko maarna hota usko maartey and chale jaatey.. Tab koi court involve nahi hoti tab koi questions nahi uthaata.. Toh keval humpar he questions kyun uthrahe hain?? Its simple humein hakk hai or agar ye court itani soft ho gayi hai ki usse farak nahi padta Merchant of Death ki moutt se toh so be it lekin Nestor ko uska Death Contract fulfil karne se koi bhi nahi roukk shakta..

Maggie - Baat Roukane ki nahi hai Tyrone,obviously ye hakk hai tumhara lekin kya iss hakk k badle jo cheejein hongi unhe accept karoge tum??kyunki obviously ek aisa mission jisme khud Mogui involved they or ye ladka bhi tha toh iska matlab ye koi raah chalta agent nahi hai league kaa he is special..

Nestor - Oh he is very special aajkal iske charche aapse jyaada hain Maggie madam.. He is the new face of League..

Maggie - Exactly, thanks for the disrespect. Mera point hai tum iske piche jaaoge toh obviously retaliation possible hai.. Toh kya uske liye ready ho tum??

Tyrone - Retaliation for what??? Humaara hakk lene k liye retaliation?? Kyun hoga retaliation, Death contract hum sabse pehle se chal rahe hain tab toh koi retaliation nahi hua toh ab kyun?? Ye special hai ok toh isko andar bandh karke rakho we don't care.. Or agar League ko lagta hai ki ye ladka hajaaron logon ki jindagi se uppar hai toh kare retaliation humlog thoda piche hattenge bring it on.. War kabtak rouka hua rukkega.. Bring it the fuck on..

Hon-Language Tyrone..

Tyrone - Apologies..

Hon-Matlab humlog worthless discussion kar rahe hain yahaan Nestor ko koi case caahiye he nahi..

Nestor - Yes Master..

Hon - Final decision?? Sochlo..

Tyrone - Soch liya Master.. We are going forward with it..

Norman - Ok.. Ok.. Agree tumlog Death contract fulfill kar shaktey ho but i have a request...

Tyrone - Come on Norman tum toh sharminda matt karo mujhe.. Tum request kartey hue ache nahi lagtey.. Tum bus batado..

Norman - Ok Nestor so tum karo apna contact pura aaj k baad se tum hunt karo isko do your thing but leave his family alone..

Nestor - Hahaha.. Why is that?? Norman are you mad..

Norman - You should not call me by my name you know better then that..

Nestor - I am sorry Master Norman.. But main apna contract kaise handle karunga usme aapka koi instruction nahi chalega.. Or wohlog toh underworld k members bhi nahi hain so unka jikar he matt karo yahan unke sath kya karna hai woh main decide karunga naa ki tum..

Bovice - So it means you want war?? Ok ok..

Tyrone - Then war it is..

Iss heated exchange k bich gate knock hua woh bhi bahot loudly, guard ne thoda open kiya gate bahaar kissi se kuch bola...

Jessica - Maine kaha tha no one enters in bettttt...

Jessica last word apne munh mein he le gayi kyunki tab entry hui Mogui ki woh literally akele chaltey hue andar aaye or unke aatey he sab apni - 2 jagah khaddey hogaye.. Stage waale sabko chhod sab apne ghutno par aagaye they even stage par mojjud sabke sir niche jukhe they.. Nestor bhi apne ghutno par tha main bhi apne ghutno par aaya...

Mogui-At ease..

Ye sun sablog waapis apni seats par aaye stage par sab khaddey he they..

Mogui-Please sit..

Tab jaake stage waale sab baithe apni chairs par... Mogui mere or Nestor k bichmein khaddey hue..

Nestor - Look who decided to show up..

Mogui - You are too low to even talk to me so speak only when spoken to..

Tyrone - Do not disrespect my agent Mogui..

Mogui - I don't care honestly.. Ok so sorry for the delay everyone i was caught up in something.. So let me tell you what happened kyunki main wahaan tha uss din..

Tyrone - W. W. W.

Norman - Do not interrupt him you know better then that.. Don't do it..

Tyrone - Apologies ..

Maggie - With all due respect Mogui already discussion ho chuka hai ki Nestor ko case nahi cahiye..

Mogui - Honestly Maggie dear i dont care what you or Nestor want..

Maggie - Apologies..

Mogui - Thanks.. So Paul the so called MOD..

Tab Mogui ne bataya uss time kya hua kaise ussne mujhe challenge kiya then mujhe trap kiya or marro yaa maaro kaa option diya mujhe then fight hui and main fare and square jeet gaya..

Mogui - Obviously it's against the rules but jab baat apni jaan bachaane ki ho toh koi rules nahi dekhega Paul died he got what he deserved now i am sure Nestor ko hakk hai Iske piche jaane kaa lekin why involve his family??

Nestor - Because i can..

Mogui - Too bad ok Tyrone i give you a option agar iski family jiska iss situation se koi relation nahi hai usko Nestor ne isme ghaseeta toh isme main involve hounga since ye case hai he nahi toh haan main seedha - 2 dhamki de raha hun.. I don't care agar hajaaron log marte hain toh that's the price we pay.. But jo galat hai woh galat he hai..

Tyrone - Ok then i hope you are ready for a war..

Mogui - i am always ready for war remember i defeated you guys countless times ?? So the question is are you ready?? Ok I'm kidding honestly i dont want any war.. Actually war hoga he nahi.. I am here to settle some things..

Nestor - Yeah.. Why is that hard Master Mogui?? Just accept the fact ki it was your mistake..

Mogui - It was our mistake yeah 100%..But tum wahi same mistake karne jaa rahe ho...

Nestor - Konsi??

Mogui - Jo Issne ki..

Nestor - Issne Merchant Of Death Ko maara hai..

Mogui - Or tum Meachant kf death ko maarne jaa rahe ho..

Nestor - What??

Mogui - Yeah. Ladies And Gentlemen Of This Court Respected Leaders And Co-Leaders it is my honour in introducing The Merchant OF Death...

Ye bolke Mogui ne meri taraf ungali ki or uss room mein silence chaa gaya dead silence sab apni - 2 jagah khaddey munh faade kabhi mujhe toh kabhi Mogui ko ghurr rahe they even stage waale sab bhi apni seats se uth chuke they..

Tyrone-Y..y.yyou can't make him MOD.. You don't have the authority..

Mogui - I Just Did..

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Fantastic update bro

 

[Rajesh]

Just mind-blowing ultimate update bro maza aa gaya

Ab finally AP " THE MARCHANT OF DEATH" ban gaya awesome


Waiting for the next update bro

 

[rAge K]

Awesome update

 

[Sharma]

Timeline k hisab se 1.5 year m avi sirf sayad 6 months hi huwe hai or apna AP MOD ban gaya hai.... To avi to ek sal banki hai usme MOD kitna tandav karega ye dekhne m maza aayga..... MOD ki khabar to avi Deva bhai ko milne wali hai jo unke hi party k MLA ki murder pr milegi sayad....
Waiting for next excitement AP Boss....

 

[AP 316]

Timeline k hisab se 1.5 year m avi sirf sayad 6 months hi huwe hai or apna AP MOD ban gaya hai.... To avi to ek sal banki hai usme MOD kitna tandav karega ye dekhne m maza aayga..... MOD ki khabar to avi Deva bhai ko milne wali hai jo unke hi party k MLA ki murder pr milegi sayad....
Waiting for next excitement AP Boss....

6 months hogayye?? I don't know think 6 months hue hain. Yaa meri calculations galat hain

 

[Sharma]

6 months hogayye?? I don't know think 6 months hue hain. Yaa meri calculations galat hain

Maine v "sayad" bola tha...

 

[Sushilnkt]

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