Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

[AP 316]

WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

Thread is Live. Updates soon.

 

[Rajesh]

Waiting for the next update bro

 

[Sushilnkt]

ओके वेटिंग होगी

 

[Romeo Raja]

HAPPY MAHA SHIVARATRI To all of the Member and Reader of Xforum
हर हर महादेव

 

[A.B.KING]

Maybe Parson.

Ok sir g

 

[Deadeye]

AP bro ap bahot hi kamal ke writer ho maine pichle 1 hfte mei 3no part pdh daale and believe me i am still not satisfied with my hunger of update..... Mtlb itna acha likhto ho ki.... It feels like the update should never stop... Like a real JODDDD ..... bro 2 question tha... Kya riya ki wapsi hogi? and ek update mei apne kaha tha ki sirf 3 log h jo 2.0 ko control kr skte h anger mei ... Ek deva dusra ranjit kya 3sra mogui h?... Love you bro #NOHOMO

 

[AP 316]

Kya riya ki wapsi hogi?

Yes.

Ek deva dusra ranjit kya 3sra mogui h?

Maybe.
Thanks for the kind words bhai. Keep Supporting as always.

 

[Vipul]

Update-389(Mission Failed?)

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Humlog airport aaye Main Sara Norman Boe Bovice,Snow, Randy, Rose, Chang, Kevin humlog plane mein aaye mujhe bhook lagi thi Lekin kuch khaane kaa mann nahi tha bc.. Fucking hell bro.. Maa chud gayi system ki.. Maadarchod itana smart hai tu aise kaise fans gaya lawde..

Humlog plane mein Jessica k aane kaa wait kar rahe they or Sara ne mujhe pehle he boldiya tha ki Jessica bahot gussa hai so jo bhi kahe chup chaap sunlena or aisa he hua Jessica aai or aatey he ussne mujhe sunaana chaalu kiya. Ki main selfish hun main egoistic hun main kissi dusare ki nahi sochta ye sab keval meri wajah se horaha hai mujhe show off nahi karna caahiye tha blah blah.. Ab humein China jaana tha Lhasa city mein.. 2 hours ki flight thi or un 2 hours mein mujhe baar baar ye realise karwaya gaya ki main kitana bada chutiya hun or mere chutiyaape ki wajah se ye kitana bada kand hogaya hai.. War ki situation paida hogayi hai bhenchod or agar waar hua toh hajaaron log marrenge or un sabki moutt kaa jimedaar main or keval main he hounga.. Uske alawa meri family ko bhi khatra tha jo sabse badi baat thi agar aaj Nestor nahi maana toh main aaj he nikal jaaunga haryana k liye or bhenchod fir jo hoga wahin hoga.. Main aakhiri dum takk apni family k liye ladunga..

Ab humlog shyaamko Lhasa mein land hue jahaan airport par he 3 luxurious cars humaara wait kar rahi thi main jaan bujh kar Jessica se alag gaadi mein baitha bhaisahaab gand faad di thi iss maadarchod ne plane mein meri, bhen ki lawdi kuch bhi bolti hai.. Mere Sath Randy Rose Bovice and Norman they..

Main-Where is Master Mogui??

Randy - No clue.. Armenia se pehle he nikal gaye they woh..

Main-Good to hear that..

Bovice - Remember wahaan bahot bade - 2 log honge sabse respect se baat karni hai caahe wohlog kuch bhi kahe..specially High Chair waale logon se. ROW ka Co leader hoga wahaan" Tyrone The Wicked " jo Nestor ko represent karega jo, uske alawa HOD ko Norman represent karenge Since Mogui nahi hai toh league ko main represent karunga High Command ko Jessica represent karegi uske alawa Bahot saare clans hain Asia mein jinka leader hoga wahaan Honathan aka Hon uske alawa Co Leader Maggie bhi hogi.. Ye bandey important hain jo bhi hoga inke through hoga. League k leader co leader jo main hun, High Command ki leader coleader jo Jessica hai.. Hounds ka leader jo Norman hain. Then ROW ka leader and co leader jo Tyrone hai.. Clans kaa leader Hon and Co Leader Maggie.. Baaki sab jury hogi jo inke decision par he kaam karegi.. So agar Nestor bolta hai ki jo aapsabko theek lage woh karo toh yelog he kaam aaenge.. Lekin aisa hoga nahi kyunki Nestor aisa bolega nahi..

Norman - Let's hope for the best here..

Humaari gaadi ek bahot bade hotel ki underground parking mein gayi hotel literally 15-20 floors uppar takk tha bhenchod literally skyscraper... Lekin humaara kaam Underground mein he tha parking se humne lift lee or niche aaye jahaan ek bahot bada hall tha or uss hall mein filhaal kaafi log mojjud they..

Norman - Ok lets behave everyone..

Woh hall literally ek courtroom k jaise tha saamne ek stage tha jispar 10 chairs lagi thi jisme se pehli chair khaali thi or uska name tag tha Mogui uske aage waali chair bhi khaali thi jiska name tag tha blank ekdum blank uske baad third chair kaa tag tha Bovice, 4th chair par Jessica aake baithi thi abhi uske saamne uska name tag tha uske side mein High command k co leader ki kursi thi jiska naam hai Flippy woh missing tha acha banda hai ye.. 6th chair par Norman kaa tag tha 7th chair empty thi name tag tha "Omie" ye ROW kaa leader hai i think, 8th tha Tyrone, jo ek 47-48 age kaa bahot he weird looking banda tha ye Co Leader tha ROw kaa and aaj Row ko ye he represent karega.. 9th chair par ek 50-55 age kaa typical Chinese banda baitha tha name tag tha Honathan, ye tha Asia k sab clans kaa representative and 10th chair par baithi thi ek 30-32 age ki Asian lady ekdum dressed to kill name tag tha "Maggie" Ye thi coleader yaa Co representative clans ki.. Ok ye 10 log they.. Khaali name tag waali chair chhodke sabko jaan gaya tha main.. Ab stage k baad they katghare(witness Box) dono side jinmein chairs lagi thi or ek side already baitha tha Nestor kya banda tha bhenchod woh 40-45 ummar hogi 6"6 + height, face par literally koi expressions nahi ye bade - 2 hath or bhenchod ekdum kaali aankhein.. Fucking hell.. Witness box k saamne 40-50 chairs lagi thi jahaan 20-25 log baithe they..

Andar aatey he Norman and Bovice toh apni seats par chale gaye or baaki yaani Sara, Snow, Boe, Randy, Chang, Rose and Kevin wahaan aage jaake apne ghutno par baithe unhe dekh k main bhi apne ghutano par aaya and kuch seconds baad unke sath utha wohlog ab chairs par baithne lage toh main unke piche aaya..

Sara-Stupid tujhe wahaan jaana hai..

Main-My bad..

Ye bolke main aaya dusare katgarhe mein..

Jessica - You can sit if you want..

Main-Thanks mam..

Bhenchod sareer mein itana he jorr baaki tha toh main jath se baith gaya.. Baithtey he meri najar gayi Saamne Baithtey Nestor k uppar ussne bhenchod apne expressionless thobdey k through mujhe ghurra jisase mujhe literally kamkampi aagayi bhenchod kya he log mill rahe hain..

Jessica - Close The Gates.. The Court is in session no one can enter or exit in between this..

Honathan-Today's Case is The People Vs Nestor.. Actually this is not a case yet.. Ye sab Nestor par depend karta hai ki woh iss situation ko kiss taraf lejaana chaahtey hain..

Nestor - Master everything is infront of us sab humaare saamne hai iss ladke ne naa keval Mere client Paul ko maara hai balki The Merchant Of Death ko bhi maara hai.. Jiss dauraan issne mere death contract ko toh violate kiya he hai sathmein High command and iss honourable court k laws ko bhi violate kiya hai..Merchant of death ek bahot badi post hai or usko yun he koi nahi maar shakta agar humne isko aise he jaane diya toh humaari saalon puraani posts ki kya he respect reh jaaegi.. Issliye main court se appeal karta hun ki mujhe koi case nahi caahiye mujhe bus permission caahiye ki main apna contract apne hissab se pura kar shakun or iss dauraan ek message bhejun sabko ki laws are above everything.. Thats it your honour i dont want any case..

Ok Chudgayi basanti. Bhenchod fir yahaan kyun aaya lawde..

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Wow bhai fans gaya ab AP nice update bhai

Update-391(The Merchant Of Death)
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Woh room mein bomb futta tha abhi main bhenchod khud Pagla gaya tha ki what the fuck just happened... Norman Bovice takk shocked they..

Hon - With all due respect Mogui tum akele isko MOD nahi bana shaktey..

Tyrone - Yeah.. You can't just do that..

Mogui - Oh i know.. Mujhe votes caahiye 6 out of 10... So lets count shall we.. First Me The Leader of League i am Happy with my own decision 1 Vote done .. Second Co Leader of League and HOD Bovice.. BOVICE??


Bovice - Ii. I. I. I.. I am with you..

Mogui - 2.. Third Leader of HOD Norman.. What say Norman?

Norman ne mujhe dekha Mogui ko dekha Mogui ne usko ek smile di bus hogaya unka decision..

Norman - I Support This..

Mogui - Perfect 3...Now fourth Leader or High Command Jessica Valentine.. Jess..

Jessica ne Mogui ko dekha kuch derr sochke woh boli..

Jessica - I am in...

Mogui - 4 perfect.. Now Obviously Flippy is not here so Jessica ko uska vote dena hoga..

Jessica - We are in..

Mogui - 5 Perfect..

Tyrone - Ok It's 5 only.. Me The Co Leader of ROW i dont support this decision and on behalf of Leader oF ROW he is also out of this.. So 5 out of 7.. Now Honathan and Maggie i know clans humessa se he Merchant Of Death k post k khilaaf he rahe hain toh woh dono bhi out he hue that means 5 out of 9..I don't know about you but i think Mogui your plan actually failed..

Mogui - Relax Tyrone Relax Just Breath.. 1 vote abhi bhi baaki hai so obviously mujhe ye results already pata they lekin mujhe isko bachana tha because that guy is very important to me kitana important uss baat kaa andaaja isase lagalo ki main uske liye kissi se milla jisase main kabhi nahi milta even i dont like him and he doesn't like me at all but still i met him and got a vote from him.. So here is my 6th vote Emo...

Emo kaa naam suntey he wahaan bhenchod log marr warr gaye maano logon ne aise behave kiya maano uske naam lene se he woh shaks yahaan aajaaega or unsako thokdega.. Even Norman and Bovice bhi shocked they.. Toh ye khaali chair usski hai.. Emo..

Mogui ne ek paper nikaala or Honathan ko diya.. Honathan ne baaki sabko dikhaaya woh paper..

Mogui - So Honathan you like it or not He is winning.. Lekin remember he is about to be The Merchant Of Death and obviously tum iske against nahi jaana caahoge.. Just saying..

Honathan - I support this decision..

Maggie - Me too.. That 8 out of 10...

Mogui - So it's official let me introduce to you the new merchant of death and the most powerful unofficial person in this Room.. You will all bow down to your overlord..

Ye suntey he stage waale sabko chhodke uss room mein mojjud harr shaks apne ghutno par aagya.. Even Boe Sara Randy sab k sab.. Literally goosebumps movement thi woh mere liye woh sab mere saamne jukhe they.. Nestor takk apne ghutno par tha literally like properly ghutano par ye nahi ki bus naam kaa baitha tha naa naa woh properly respect mein sir jukhaae apne ghutano par tha jaise baaki sab they.. Main turant Sara Randy and Boe k pass gaya or unko uthaaya maine..

Mogui - Tumhari permission k bina nahi uthenge wohlog..

Main-At ease..

Ye sunke baaki sablog uthe jarur lekin sabki gardan niche he rahi kissi ne aankh uthaake dekha bhi nahi meri taraf..

Mogui - Now Now here you go Nestor main tumhe permission deta hun go ahead go ahead kill him maardo isko. Apna contract pura karo.. Go ahead.. Kill him..

Nestor - I am sorry.. Since i physically can not hurt him, main soch bhi nahi shakta aisa so I take my contract back.. Sorry for the inconvenience..

Tyrone - Mogui you are playing a dangerous game here remember you have made the biggest decision this court has ever seen.. I hope you thought this through because if you didn't then we all are in huge trouble.. I hope this guy is capable..

Mogui - Capable?? Capable?? You are talking to Merchant Of Death Tyrone better watch yourself..

Tyrone - I'm not afraid of him.. He can't do anything to me..

Mogui - Oh you should be afraid you should be....

Nestor - We should leave..

Ye suntey he Tyrone utha apni chair se and Nestor k sath bahaar jaane laga or mere saamne rukka.

Tyrone - See you around MOD..

Ye bolke woh aage badh gaya or Nestor mere saamne ek baar sir jukhaake fir uske piche piche chala gaya..

Mogui - This court is dismissed you all can leave.. You come with us..

Main Mogui k sath aaya Norman Bovice Jessica Maggie and Hon bhi humaare sath aaye or humlog ek room mein aaye jahaan ek table thi jiske dusari taraf ek chair thi jispar Mogui baithe and saamne kai saari chairs thi jin par hum sab baithe..

Mogui - Jess let's make it official..

Jessica ne ek purani c book nikaali ussme ek page par kuch likhne lagi woh..

Hon - I know ye sab tumhaare liye bahot jaldbaaji mein horaha hai but aadat hojaaegi.. Remember MOD humaari one of highest post hai and iss post k sath behisaab power toh aati hai lekin utani he jimmedaariyaan bhi aati hain jo bahot jaruri hain. Kabhi bhi ghamand matt karna iss baat kaa ki tum MOD ho always follow the rules and always respect your fellow comrades..

Main-I will..

Maggie - Also i hope you know clans humessa tumhaare sath hain ho bhi help caahiye you can ask away.

Hon-Yes we will always be there to help you..

Main-Appreciate that..

Bovice - I don't know Hon vote tumne bhi end mein he diya tha..

Hon-Oh come on Bo you know mujhe harr side kaa dekhna padta hai..

Bovice - Just saying.. Just saying..

Maggie - Mogui ne bola tha tab he main samjh gayi thi ki already woh apni baat prove kar chuke hain. Lekin i had no idea Mogui Emo se mille..

Bovice - Mujhe khud vishwash nahi horaha..

Mogui - Mujhe bhi nahi hua tha but option nahi tha koi..

Jessica -Kaisa hai Woh??

Mogui - Same as usual Still Mad At us..

Bovice - Oh god..

Jessica - Here..

Jessica ne wahaan sabke sign liye and Last mujhe woh page detey hue boli..

Jess-Sign here..

Maine sign kiya wahaan.. And tab suru hua meri life kaa sabse important chapter meri nayi life suru hui uss jagah par..Main literally asia kaa one of the most powerful person tha currently, that felt good that felt really - 2 good. But i was still confused kya main kuch galat kar raha tha?? Well it was already too late..


I Am The Merchant Of Fucking Death..

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Kya Update tha bhai aur DOM ki post to kuchh alag hi level ki hain bhai kya isase bhi upar aur kitni post hain yeh bhi bata do


Waiting For New Update Bhai...

 

[sethi]

AP bhai aapki story to bahut jabardast hai. Mein aapki pehli story se sabh updates follow karta aah raha hun.

Mujhe ye mehsoos ho raha hai ke aapne is story ka flashback sahi samay pe start kiya hai kuon ke hame normally India related he story pasand aiyengi. Aur jab itni baar stories me us ded saal ke bare me naye naye logon ka reference aata tha to us samay ke bare me janne ke liye utsukhta ho rahi thi jo is flashback se satisfy ho rahi hai. Shayad ab tak flashback lagbagh pura hone ko hai. Ek Kavin ke incident ke bare me bhaki hai. Shayad aur bhi kai baaten hongi, woh to aapki agle updates padke pata chal jayega.

Ab to Haryana me Deva Bhai and family ke bare me aur AP ki current time ki story ke bare me bhi janne ki utsukhta ho rahi hai. Ho sake to flashback jald pura ki jiye aur current story bhi bataiye. Mere jaise aur kai log honge jo usse jaan na chahte honge.

 

[AP 316]

AP bhai aapki story to bahut jabardast hai. Mein aapki pehli story se sabh updates follow karta aah raha hun.

Mujhe ye mehsoos ho raha hai ke aapne is story ka flashback sahi samay pe start kiya hai kuon ke hame normally India related he story pasand aiyengi. Aur jab itni baar stories me us ded saal ke bare me naye naye logon ka reference aata tha to us samay ke bare me janne ke liye utsukhta ho rahi thi jo is flashback se satisfy ho rahi hai. Shayad ab tak flashback lagbagh pura hone ko hai. Ek Kavin ke incident ke bare me bhaki hai. Shayad aur bhi kai baaten hongi, woh to aapki agle updates padke pata chal jayega.

Ab to Haryana me Deva Bhai and family ke bare me aur AP ki current time ki story ke bare me bhi janne ki utsukhta ho rahi hai. Ho sake to flashback jald pura ki jiye aur current story bhi bataiye. Mere jaise aur kai log honge jo usse jaan na chahte honge.

Chinta matt karo hum Kartey hain parbandh.

 

[Jassybabra]

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