Update-413(Abeer!)
Humlog Mau k ghar se direct airport par aae or seedha headquarters k liye nikale flight mein sabne apni nind puri ki, humlog shyaam 7 baje headquarters land hue or airport se seedha masters se milne town hall ki taraf chal paddey.
Master k cabin mein Norman khud, Bovice, Boe and Jessica mojjud they and wohlog bahot jyaada khuss they jo unke chehre se saaf najar aaraha tha.
Boe - There he is the masterplanner.. Great job guys great job..
Ab kuch derr wahaan humaari tareefein he chalti rahi. Master Norman ne bataaya ki even Mogui bhi kaafi impressed they iss mission se jo bahot badi baat thi..
Boe - Jaao ab rest karo you guys did great. Continously missions kar rahe ho tumlog maheeno se at least thoda rest lelo..
Main-Master you know i fucking hate taking rest..
Boe - I know but don't worry jyaada rest nahi karne dunga new mission soon..
Main-Cool thanks a lot..
Boe - Jaao ab ghar, ek surprise hai tumhaare liye..
Main-I hate surprises..
Boe - Oh you'll love it trust me..
Main-Dekhtey hain..
Wahaan se humlog direct ghar ki taraf aae, main andar aaya toh hall mein he mera surprise wait kar raha tha and yeah Master ne sach bola tha i loved the surprise. Saamne hall mein Snow Rose Claire and Ami k sath Abeer baitha tha.. Oh i missed this guy so fucking much..Ussne mujhe nahi dekha tha still..
Main-Wassup beta jaanwar..
Meri awaaj sunte he woh sofe se kuddtey hue mudda or bhaagke mujhse galle se lag gaya..
Abeer - I missed you so so so much bhai..
Main-Oh you have no fucking idea bhosdk no idea..
Abeer-Teri heroic kahaaniyaan sun sunke bahot proud feel hota hai bc.. Randy mujhe tera harr kissa bata deta tha you are a beast and I love it..
Main-Oh pehle waale kuch nahi they wait till you hear this one..Randy pura mission bataana be details mein..
Randy - Tu khud bata dena abki baar..
Main- Matlab ??
Randy - Matlab ye ki Abeer officially ab humaare sath yahin reh shakta hai but obviously missions par bina permission k nahi lejaa shaktey humlog usko..
Main-Oh hell fucking yeah.. Hell fucking yeah.. Finally..
Abeer - Yes sir.. Bhenchod bahot bore horaha tha akele yaar finally Bovice master ne permission de he di..
Main-Hell yeah..
Finally bhenchod finally, Abeer mere sabse close tha yahaan so yeah you already know it that i missed him.. Humlog sab wahan baithtey then baatein suru hui Vietnam ki he baatein chali raat takk, then dinner time hua humne khaana khaaya uske baad Main or Abeer mere room mein aaye maine bataya usko sabkuch ki maine kya kiya kaise kiya main kon bana kaise bana mera konsa version kon hai kaise hai, or you know what i love about Abeer ussne ek baar bhi mujhe doubt nahi kiya ki maine ye galat kiya yaa ye galat kiya usse already pata hai jo main karunga woh he sahi hoga.. Then Abeer ne apni details di ki ussne kya kiya itane din woh actually training he kar raha tha Pehle master Boe usko train kar rahe they then woh Randy and Rose k sath practice karta tha.
Abeer-I miss haryana bhai..Tu toh jaake bhi aagaya i miss that place so much ..
Main-Dikh raha hai bc don't worry soon chalenge dikha laaunga tujhe..
Abeer-By the way Bhai and Babhi ne officially shaadi karli jaisa tu tere letter mein likh k gaya tha.. Elections toh humlog jeet he gaye sab jagah North mein.
Main-Acha mujhe toh pata he nahi tha.
Abeer-Yeah mujhe Randy ne batadiya tha sab.Tujhe bataane se mana kiya tha but ab toh bata he shakta hun.
Main-Bhosdk mujhe sab pata hai chutiya nahi hun main..
Abeer - Le bhenchod kaise?
Main-Internet suna hai naam kabhi?? Bhosdk..
Abeer-Oh haan bc.. Obviously..
Main-Mujhe ek ek khabar rehti hai ghar ki, main react nahi karta bus. React tab he karunga jab unhe apni help caahiye hogi.. Tabtak hum yahaan hain or papa kaa sapna pura kartey rahenge.. Lekin jiss din Bhai ko meri help ki jarurat paddi then I'll be there i dont give a fuck..
Abeer - Hell yeah..Bhenchod tu cocaine le raha hai aajkal mujhe pata chala..
Main-Cocaine, meth, methamphetamines, opioids, heroin, benzodiazepines and much more..
Abeer - What the fuck..
Main-Yeah.. Lekin guess what..
Abeer-Ye cheejein jaruri hain.
Main - Yep meri body k liye warna bc vertigo chicha aajaaenge gand maarne..
Abeer - Maadarchod Surendra gand maar gaya..
Main-Fuck him. He is dead and i am alive so who is laughing now..
Abeer - Ofcourse humlog bhenchod woh kaise hansega he is dead..
Main-Tera waahiyat sense of humour nahi badla bc..
Abeer - Woh badlega bhi nahi..
Humlog ko baaton baaton mein 8 se raat k 1 baj gaye they or baatein khatam nahi horahi thi..
Abeer - Jaa be sone jaaraha main bc subah time se uthke practice bhi karni hai Randy gaali dega warna..Teri tarah 11 baje nahi uthna..
Main-Bhosdk main subah terese pehle uthunga..
Abeer-Lawda..
Main-Dekhtey hain..
Abeer-Dekhlena..
Main-Ok..
Abeer-Lag gayi shart..
Main-Lag gayi..
Abeer-Fuck you..
Or ye bolke woh mere room se chala gaya..
Main-Oh i fucking missed this guy so much.
Continued..