Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

[AP 316]

WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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[Lib am]

Update-414(Another One)
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Ab main soya raat k 1 baje and obviously main Abeer se pehle uth gaya tha subah 5:00 baje main fresh horaha tha tab Abeer aaya mere room mein mujhe uske bhaari bharkam pairon ki awaaj se pata chal gaya ki woh he hai, woh aaya toh ye dikhaane tha ki mujhse pehle uth gaya woh lekin mujhe bed par naa pake woh ulte paon waapis chala gaya. Yeah that's what i thought bitch..

Fresh hoke main kapde change karke niche aaya toh niche Chang Abeer and Randy mera he wait kar rahe they..

Main-Chalein?

Randy - Less go..

Bahot din baad finally free hua tha main toh subah waali exercise jaruri thi humlog arena ki side aaye kaafi andherra tha bc arena k hallway mein aage jarur lights jall rahi thi..

Randy - Bahot andherra hai bc yahaan toh.

Main-Or bahot jyaada shardi bhi holi fuck bc bahaar kuch din rehke yahaan waapis aao toh gand he fatt jaati hai.

Randy - True.. Bc hath kaanp rahe hain..

Ab main wahaan suddenly rukk gaya toh mere piche se aarahe Abeer Randy Chang and Kevin bhi rukk gaye..

Randy - Kya hua be..?

Main-Someone is here.. I can feel it... Master??

Norman - You are amazingly good you know that..

Main-Yeah.. All thanks to you..

Ab wahaan ek side se Boe, Norman and Bovice nikal k aaye hum sablog niche jukhe..

Main-New mission?? Or aaplog khud subah 5 baje mujhse mill rahe ho toh iska matlab mission bahot jyaada important hai..

Bovice - Kind of haan.. Lekin humlog akele nahi hain come on follow us..

Ye bolke master wahaan se seedhiyon ki taraf chal paddey or uppar aaye seedhiyon se jahaan chairs hoti hain arena spectators k liye. Wahaan se humlog vip section ki taraf aaye jahaan ek choti c Light jall rahi thi or saamne ek chair par baithe they Master Mogui. Humlog turant apne ghutano par aae.. Ok ye jo bhi tha bahot he jyaada important hone waala tha i already know bc subah 5 baje 4on masters mujhe aise mill rahe they matlab things are about to get dangerous in here..

Mogui - At ease.. Baitho sablog..

Hum sab wahaan baithe..

Mogui - It's weird isn't it?? Subah 5 baje hum sab ek sath tumsabse mill rahe hain.. Tumlog obviously samjh he gaye hoge ki this is something big.

Main-Yeah..And obviously ye koi official mission nahi hai kyunki official hota toh humlog aapke cabin mein mill rahe hotey..

Mogui - You are smart.. Mr Merchant of death.. So yes this is not an official mission but this is our mission you understand?? Ye humaara personal mission hai..Yaani under the table hoga sabkuch kissi ko nahi pata hoga tumlog kya kar rahe ho yaa kyun kar rahe ho, iska naa koi reward hoga na koi fame.. So tell me AP karoge??

Main-Master ek toh aap meri pariksha lena bandh karo aapko already pata hai aaplogon ne bola hai toh main karunga he karunga doesn't matter woh official hai unofficial hai yaa jo bhi hai.. Aapka personal mission matlab mera personal mission aap bus order kijiye..

Mogui - That's what i like to hear..

Main-Kya karna hai mujhe??

Mogui - Kissi kaa jailbreak karna hai tumhe..

Main-Ok or ye kissi kaa kon hain??

Mogui - Chloe..

Main-Chloe.. Chloe i am sure i have heard her name somewhere..Bovice master k cabin mein i think..

Bovice - Yeah She is my wife..

Main-What the fuck..?

Bovice - What??Meri wife nahi ho shakti?

Main-No no no.. Ofcourse ho shakti hai i mean aapne kabhi bataaya nahi aapki wife bhi hain or woh jail mein hai..

Bovice - Pehle jaruri nahi tha ab jaruri hai..

Main-Ok ok..

Mogui - Ok so Chloe naa keval Bovice ki wife hai balki woh humaari ek important pillar bhi hai and currently we need her help with something..

Main - Ok so unko leke aana hai yahaan.. Easy..

Mogui - Well itana easy hai nahi..So Chloe humaare liye kaam karti thi yaa karti hai kyunki officially woh fired nahi hui she still works for us. Chloe was very important to us but usse gussa bahot aata tha ussi gusse mein ussne koi crime kardiya and usse jail bhejdiya gaya or koi aisi waisi jail nahi asia ki one of the most dangerous prisons k andar.. She is inside "Haiphong State Prison in Vietnam.."

Main-Oh for fuck shake i hate Vietnam..

Mogui - Woh prison obviously private hai jisko Underworld control karta hai jiss wajah se humlog ye sab officially nahi kar shaktey issliye ye sab under the table hoga.. Ab underworld agar uss prison ko control karta hai toh bus samjh jaao kitana hard hoga wahan se kissi ko nikaalna near impossible it is.. But agar koi ye sab kar shakta hai toh woh ho tumlog..

Main-Don't worry we got you Master..

Mogui - I don't know tumlog kya karoge kya nahi but remember this will be the hardest mission of your life and agar ye karliya toh a lot more missions that are even harder then this will be opened for you..

Main-That's what i like to hear master.. You do not worry about this at all now..

Mogui - Or haan agar tumlog wahan pakkade gaye toh obviously AP tumhe koi kuch karega nahi as you are The Merchant Of Death lekin baaki log apna bahaana or hissab Dekhlena kyunki you will most probably die if you get caught..

Randy-Good to hear master..

Main - So ok hear me out Chloe ji hain Asia ki one of the deadliest prisons mein and humein wahaan undercover jaana hai bina kissi ko pata lagne diye ki humlog kon hain and kaise bhi karke Chloe ji ko prison se bahaar nikaalna hai and aapke pass leke aana hai.. Correct??

Mogui - YES..

Main - Kitana he dangerous hoga bhalla sounds easy to me..

Mogui - Well ek or problem hai...

Main - What??

Mogui - Chloe khud wahaan se bahaar nahi aana chaahti..

Main-Ohh What the fuck???


Continued..

Another one let's see how AP plan and execute. Super update.

 

[Sushilnkt]

कहानी में एक नया मोड़

अब ये तो फ़िल्म की कहानी चलेगी

जहां जेल के तीन तरफ पानी होगा।

बहुत मजा आने वाला है

 

[Abhishek Kumar98]

Bahut jabardast updates bhai maja aa gaya dekhte hai ki Ye Madam Chloe kitni dangerous ho sakti hai for AP and team we are waiting for your new update bro

 

[Raj Singh]

Nice update. Waiting for next update

 

[yajivagan]

Nice updates...

 

[Vk248517]

Update-414(Another One)
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Ab main soya raat k 1 baje and obviously main Abeer se pehle uth gaya tha subah 5:00 baje main fresh horaha tha tab Abeer aaya mere room mein mujhe uske bhaari bharkam pairon ki awaaj se pata chal gaya ki woh he hai, woh aaya toh ye dikhaane tha ki mujhse pehle uth gaya woh lekin mujhe bed par naa pake woh ulte paon waapis chala gaya. Yeah that's what i thought bitch..

Fresh hoke main kapde change karke niche aaya toh niche Chang Abeer and Randy mera he wait kar rahe they..

Main-Chalein?

Randy - Less go..

Bahot din baad finally free hua tha main toh subah waali exercise jaruri thi humlog arena ki side aaye kaafi andherra tha bc arena k hallway mein aage jarur lights jall rahi thi..

Randy - Bahot andherra hai bc yahaan toh.

Main-Or bahot jyaada shardi bhi holi fuck bc bahaar kuch din rehke yahaan waapis aao toh gand he fatt jaati hai.

Randy - True.. Bc hath kaanp rahe hain..

Ab main wahaan suddenly rukk gaya toh mere piche se aarahe Abeer Randy Chang and Kevin bhi rukk gaye..

Randy - Kya hua be..?

Main-Someone is here.. I can feel it... Master??

Norman - You are amazingly good you know that..

Main-Yeah.. All thanks to you..

Ab wahaan ek side se Boe, Norman and Bovice nikal k aaye hum sablog niche jukhe..

Main-New mission?? Or aaplog khud subah 5 baje mujhse mill rahe ho toh iska matlab mission bahot jyaada important hai..

Bovice - Kind of haan.. Lekin humlog akele nahi hain come on follow us..

Ye bolke master wahaan se seedhiyon ki taraf chal paddey or uppar aaye seedhiyon se jahaan chairs hoti hain arena spectators k liye. Wahaan se humlog vip section ki taraf aaye jahaan ek choti c Light jall rahi thi or saamne ek chair par baithe they Master Mogui. Humlog turant apne ghutano par aae.. Ok ye jo bhi tha bahot he jyaada important hone waala tha i already know bc subah 5 baje 4on masters mujhe aise mill rahe they matlab things are about to get dangerous in here..

Mogui - At ease.. Baitho sablog..

Hum sab wahaan baithe..

Mogui - It's weird isn't it?? Subah 5 baje hum sab ek sath tumsabse mill rahe hain.. Tumlog obviously samjh he gaye hoge ki this is something big.

Main-Yeah..And obviously ye koi official mission nahi hai kyunki official hota toh humlog aapke cabin mein mill rahe hotey..

Mogui - You are smart.. Mr Merchant of death.. So yes this is not an official mission but this is our mission you understand?? Ye humaara personal mission hai..Yaani under the table hoga sabkuch kissi ko nahi pata hoga tumlog kya kar rahe ho yaa kyun kar rahe ho, iska naa koi reward hoga na koi fame.. So tell me AP karoge??

Main-Master ek toh aap meri pariksha lena bandh karo aapko already pata hai aaplogon ne bola hai toh main karunga he karunga doesn't matter woh official hai unofficial hai yaa jo bhi hai.. Aapka personal mission matlab mera personal mission aap bus order kijiye..

Mogui - That's what i like to hear..

Main-Kya karna hai mujhe??

Mogui - Kissi kaa jailbreak karna hai tumhe..

Main-Ok or ye kissi kaa kon hain??

Mogui - Chloe..

Main-Chloe.. Chloe i am sure i have heard her name somewhere..Bovice master k cabin mein i think..

Bovice - Yeah She is my wife..

Main-What the fuck..?

Bovice - What??Meri wife nahi ho shakti?

Main-No no no.. Ofcourse ho shakti hai i mean aapne kabhi bataaya nahi aapki wife bhi hain or woh jail mein hai..

Bovice - Pehle jaruri nahi tha ab jaruri hai..

Main-Ok ok..

Mogui - Ok so Chloe naa keval Bovice ki wife hai balki woh humaari ek important pillar bhi hai and currently we need her help with something..

Main - Ok so unko leke aana hai yahaan.. Easy..

Mogui - Well itana easy hai nahi..So Chloe humaare liye kaam karti thi yaa karti hai kyunki officially woh fired nahi hui she still works for us. Chloe was very important to us but usse gussa bahot aata tha ussi gusse mein ussne koi crime kardiya and usse jail bhejdiya gaya or koi aisi waisi jail nahi asia ki one of the most dangerous prisons k andar.. She is inside "Haiphong State Prison in Vietnam.."

Main-Oh for fuck shake i hate Vietnam..

Mogui - Woh prison obviously private hai jisko Underworld control karta hai jiss wajah se humlog ye sab officially nahi kar shaktey issliye ye sab under the table hoga.. Ab underworld agar uss prison ko control karta hai toh bus samjh jaao kitana hard hoga wahan se kissi ko nikaalna near impossible it is.. But agar koi ye sab kar shakta hai toh woh ho tumlog..

Main-Don't worry we got you Master..

Mogui - I don't know tumlog kya karoge kya nahi but remember this will be the hardest mission of your life and agar ye karliya toh a lot more missions that are even harder then this will be opened for you..

Main-That's what i like to hear master.. You do not worry about this at all now..

Mogui - Or haan agar tumlog wahan pakkade gaye toh obviously AP tumhe koi kuch karega nahi as you are The Merchant Of Death lekin baaki log apna bahaana or hissab Dekhlena kyunki you will most probably die if you get caught..

Randy-Good to hear master..

Main - So ok hear me out Chloe ji hain Asia ki one of the deadliest prisons mein and humein wahaan undercover jaana hai bina kissi ko pata lagne diye ki humlog kon hain and kaise bhi karke Chloe ji ko prison se bahaar nikaalna hai and aapke pass leke aana hai.. Correct??

Mogui - YES..

Main - Kitana he dangerous hoga bhalla sounds easy to me..

Mogui - Well ek or problem hai...

Main - What??

Mogui - Chloe khud wahaan se bahaar nahi aana chaahti..

Main-Ohh What the fuck???


Continued..

Awesome updates

 

[Shahrukh]

Awesome update bhai keep posting

 

[Janu002]

Nice update

 

[Rajesh]

Update-413(Abeer!)
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Humlog Mau k ghar se direct airport par aae or seedha headquarters k liye nikale flight mein sabne apni nind puri ki, humlog shyaam 7 baje headquarters land hue or airport se seedha masters se milne town hall ki taraf chal paddey.

Master k cabin mein Norman khud, Bovice, Boe and Jessica mojjud they and wohlog bahot jyaada khuss they jo unke chehre se saaf najar aaraha tha.

Boe - There he is the masterplanner.. Great job guys great job..

Ab kuch derr wahaan humaari tareefein he chalti rahi. Master Norman ne bataaya ki even Mogui bhi kaafi impressed they iss mission se jo bahot badi baat thi..

Boe - Jaao ab rest karo you guys did great. Continously missions kar rahe ho tumlog maheeno se at least thoda rest lelo..

Main-Master you know i fucking hate taking rest..

Boe - I know but don't worry jyaada rest nahi karne dunga new mission soon..

Main-Cool thanks a lot..

Boe - Jaao ab ghar, ek surprise hai tumhaare liye..

Main-I hate surprises..

Boe - Oh you'll love it trust me..

Main-Dekhtey hain..

Wahaan se humlog direct ghar ki taraf aae, main andar aaya toh hall mein he mera surprise wait kar raha tha and yeah Master ne sach bola tha i loved the surprise. Saamne hall mein Snow Rose Claire and Ami k sath Abeer baitha tha.. Oh i missed this guy so fucking much..Ussne mujhe nahi dekha tha still..

Main-Wassup beta jaanwar..

Meri awaaj sunte he woh sofe se kuddtey hue mudda or bhaagke mujhse galle se lag gaya..

Abeer - I missed you so so so much bhai..

Main-Oh you have no fucking idea bhosdk no idea..

Abeer-Teri heroic kahaaniyaan sun sunke bahot proud feel hota hai bc.. Randy mujhe tera harr kissa bata deta tha you are a beast and I love it..

Main-Oh pehle waale kuch nahi they wait till you hear this one..Randy pura mission bataana be details mein..

Randy - Tu khud bata dena abki baar..

Main- Matlab ??

Randy - Matlab ye ki Abeer officially ab humaare sath yahin reh shakta hai but obviously missions par bina permission k nahi lejaa shaktey humlog usko..

Main-Oh hell fucking yeah.. Hell fucking yeah.. Finally..

Abeer - Yes sir.. Bhenchod bahot bore horaha tha akele yaar finally Bovice master ne permission de he di..

Main-Hell yeah..

Finally bhenchod finally, Abeer mere sabse close tha yahaan so yeah you already know it that i missed him.. Humlog sab wahan baithtey then baatein suru hui Vietnam ki he baatein chali raat takk, then dinner time hua humne khaana khaaya uske baad Main or Abeer mere room mein aaye maine bataya usko sabkuch ki maine kya kiya kaise kiya main kon bana kaise bana mera konsa version kon hai kaise hai, or you know what i love about Abeer ussne ek baar bhi mujhe doubt nahi kiya ki maine ye galat kiya yaa ye galat kiya usse already pata hai jo main karunga woh he sahi hoga.. Then Abeer ne apni details di ki ussne kya kiya itane din woh actually training he kar raha tha Pehle master Boe usko train kar rahe they then woh Randy and Rose k sath practice karta tha.

Abeer-I miss haryana bhai..Tu toh jaake bhi aagaya i miss that place so much ..

Main-Dikh raha hai bc don't worry soon chalenge dikha laaunga tujhe..

Abeer-By the way Bhai and Babhi ne officially shaadi karli jaisa tu tere letter mein likh k gaya tha.. Elections toh humlog jeet he gaye sab jagah North mein.

Main-Acha mujhe toh pata he nahi tha.

Abeer-Yeah mujhe Randy ne batadiya tha sab.Tujhe bataane se mana kiya tha but ab toh bata he shakta hun.

Main-Bhosdk mujhe sab pata hai chutiya nahi hun main..

Abeer - Le bhenchod kaise?

Main-Internet suna hai naam kabhi?? Bhosdk..

Abeer-Oh haan bc.. Obviously..

Main-Mujhe ek ek khabar rehti hai ghar ki, main react nahi karta bus. React tab he karunga jab unhe apni help caahiye hogi.. Tabtak hum yahaan hain or papa kaa sapna pura kartey rahenge.. Lekin jiss din Bhai ko meri help ki jarurat paddi then I'll be there i dont give a fuck..

Abeer - Hell yeah..Bhenchod tu cocaine le raha hai aajkal mujhe pata chala..

Main-Cocaine, meth, methamphetamines, opioids, heroin, benzodiazepines and much more..

Abeer - What the fuck..

Main-Yeah.. Lekin guess what..

Abeer-Ye cheejein jaruri hain.

Main - Yep meri body k liye warna bc vertigo chicha aajaaenge gand maarne..

Abeer - Maadarchod Surendra gand maar gaya..

Main-Fuck him. He is dead and i am alive so who is laughing now..

Abeer - Ofcourse humlog bhenchod woh kaise hansega he is dead..

Main-Tera waahiyat sense of humour nahi badla bc..

Abeer - Woh badlega bhi nahi..

Humlog ko baaton baaton mein 8 se raat k 1 baj gaye they or baatein khatam nahi horahi thi..

Abeer - Jaa be sone jaaraha main bc subah time se uthke practice bhi karni hai Randy gaali dega warna..Teri tarah 11 baje nahi uthna..

Main-Bhosdk main subah terese pehle uthunga..

Abeer-Lawda..

Main-Dekhtey hain..

Abeer-Dekhlena..

Main-Ok..

Abeer-Lag gayi shart..

Main-Lag gayi..

Abeer-Fuck you..

Or ye bolke woh mere room se chala gaya..

Main-Oh i fucking missed this guy so much.

Continued..

Nice update bro

 

[Rajesh]

Update-414(Another One)
​

Ab main soya raat k 1 baje and obviously main Abeer se pehle uth gaya tha subah 5:00 baje main fresh horaha tha tab Abeer aaya mere room mein mujhe uske bhaari bharkam pairon ki awaaj se pata chal gaya ki woh he hai, woh aaya toh ye dikhaane tha ki mujhse pehle uth gaya woh lekin mujhe bed par naa pake woh ulte paon waapis chala gaya. Yeah that's what i thought bitch..

Fresh hoke main kapde change karke niche aaya toh niche Chang Abeer and Randy mera he wait kar rahe they..

Main-Chalein?

Randy - Less go..

Bahot din baad finally free hua tha main toh subah waali exercise jaruri thi humlog arena ki side aaye kaafi andherra tha bc arena k hallway mein aage jarur lights jall rahi thi..

Randy - Bahot andherra hai bc yahaan toh.

Main-Or bahot jyaada shardi bhi holi fuck bc bahaar kuch din rehke yahaan waapis aao toh gand he fatt jaati hai.

Randy - True.. Bc hath kaanp rahe hain..

Ab main wahaan suddenly rukk gaya toh mere piche se aarahe Abeer Randy Chang and Kevin bhi rukk gaye..

Randy - Kya hua be..?

Main-Someone is here.. I can feel it... Master??

Norman - You are amazingly good you know that..

Main-Yeah.. All thanks to you..

Ab wahaan ek side se Boe, Norman and Bovice nikal k aaye hum sablog niche jukhe..

Main-New mission?? Or aaplog khud subah 5 baje mujhse mill rahe ho toh iska matlab mission bahot jyaada important hai..

Bovice - Kind of haan.. Lekin humlog akele nahi hain come on follow us..

Ye bolke master wahaan se seedhiyon ki taraf chal paddey or uppar aaye seedhiyon se jahaan chairs hoti hain arena spectators k liye. Wahaan se humlog vip section ki taraf aaye jahaan ek choti c Light jall rahi thi or saamne ek chair par baithe they Master Mogui. Humlog turant apne ghutano par aae.. Ok ye jo bhi tha bahot he jyaada important hone waala tha i already know bc subah 5 baje 4on masters mujhe aise mill rahe they matlab things are about to get dangerous in here..

Mogui - At ease.. Baitho sablog..

Hum sab wahaan baithe..

Mogui - It's weird isn't it?? Subah 5 baje hum sab ek sath tumsabse mill rahe hain.. Tumlog obviously samjh he gaye hoge ki this is something big.

Main-Yeah..And obviously ye koi official mission nahi hai kyunki official hota toh humlog aapke cabin mein mill rahe hotey..

Mogui - You are smart.. Mr Merchant of death.. So yes this is not an official mission but this is our mission you understand?? Ye humaara personal mission hai..Yaani under the table hoga sabkuch kissi ko nahi pata hoga tumlog kya kar rahe ho yaa kyun kar rahe ho, iska naa koi reward hoga na koi fame.. So tell me AP karoge??

Main-Master ek toh aap meri pariksha lena bandh karo aapko already pata hai aaplogon ne bola hai toh main karunga he karunga doesn't matter woh official hai unofficial hai yaa jo bhi hai.. Aapka personal mission matlab mera personal mission aap bus order kijiye..

Mogui - That's what i like to hear..

Main-Kya karna hai mujhe??

Mogui - Kissi kaa jailbreak karna hai tumhe..

Main-Ok or ye kissi kaa kon hain??

Mogui - Chloe..

Main-Chloe.. Chloe i am sure i have heard her name somewhere..Bovice master k cabin mein i think..

Bovice - Yeah She is my wife..

Main-What the fuck..?

Bovice - What??Meri wife nahi ho shakti?

Main-No no no.. Ofcourse ho shakti hai i mean aapne kabhi bataaya nahi aapki wife bhi hain or woh jail mein hai..

Bovice - Pehle jaruri nahi tha ab jaruri hai..

Main-Ok ok..

Mogui - Ok so Chloe naa keval Bovice ki wife hai balki woh humaari ek important pillar bhi hai and currently we need her help with something..

Main - Ok so unko leke aana hai yahaan.. Easy..

Mogui - Well itana easy hai nahi..So Chloe humaare liye kaam karti thi yaa karti hai kyunki officially woh fired nahi hui she still works for us. Chloe was very important to us but usse gussa bahot aata tha ussi gusse mein ussne koi crime kardiya and usse jail bhejdiya gaya or koi aisi waisi jail nahi asia ki one of the most dangerous prisons k andar.. She is inside "Haiphong State Prison in Vietnam.."

Main-Oh for fuck shake i hate Vietnam..

Mogui - Woh prison obviously private hai jisko Underworld control karta hai jiss wajah se humlog ye sab officially nahi kar shaktey issliye ye sab under the table hoga.. Ab underworld agar uss prison ko control karta hai toh bus samjh jaao kitana hard hoga wahan se kissi ko nikaalna near impossible it is.. But agar koi ye sab kar shakta hai toh woh ho tumlog..

Main-Don't worry we got you Master..

Mogui - I don't know tumlog kya karoge kya nahi but remember this will be the hardest mission of your life and agar ye karliya toh a lot more missions that are even harder then this will be opened for you..

Main-That's what i like to hear master.. You do not worry about this at all now..

Mogui - Or haan agar tumlog wahan pakkade gaye toh obviously AP tumhe koi kuch karega nahi as you are The Merchant Of Death lekin baaki log apna bahaana or hissab Dekhlena kyunki you will most probably die if you get caught..

Randy-Good to hear master..

Main - So ok hear me out Chloe ji hain Asia ki one of the deadliest prisons mein and humein wahaan undercover jaana hai bina kissi ko pata lagne diye ki humlog kon hain and kaise bhi karke Chloe ji ko prison se bahaar nikaalna hai and aapke pass leke aana hai.. Correct??

Mogui - YES..

Main - Kitana he dangerous hoga bhalla sounds easy to me..

Mogui - Well ek or problem hai...

Main - What??

Mogui - Chloe khud wahaan se bahaar nahi aana chaahti..

Main-Ohh What the fuck???


Continued..

Awesome update bro maza aa gaya
Aur ye mission to bahut hi pechida malum padta hai

Waiting for the next update bro