Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

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WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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[Rajesh]

Update-474(Destroyed)
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474

Ab maine wahaan khaddey - 2 he plan bana liya ki jo hoga ab he hoga moka tha mere pass bhenchod sablog dinner mein busy they isase acha kya he hoga..Mera plan ekdum gand faad tha jisme bus ek he dikkat thi or woh tha ye darwaja ye door weak beshak tha lekin fir bhi main akela 2-3 waar mein he Todd paata isko or tabtak andar waale ready hojaatey.. Ab iske liye maine 2 plans banaae jo dono he faadu they Pehla plan tha jo luck k bharose tha lekin best plan tha agar kaam karta hai toh or woh tha main door knock karunga ab isme keyhole toh hai nahi dekhne k liye toh kya pata bhenchod khaane waane waala kuch bhi samjh k gate khol he dein wohlog or sath he main flashbang daalunga iss khidki se andar, idhar gate khullega udhar flash fattega bhenchod inko samjh aaega tabtak toh sabko maardunga main. Yaa bhenchod samjh jaaenge.. Jo bhi tha isme luck k bharose tha..

Ab dusara plan tha jo mere bhsrose tha or woh tha ki main yahaan khidki se inko pick karun yaani yahaan inko kuch samjh aae usase pehle 3-4 ko thokdun and uske baad gate todke andar jaaun.. But ye plan risky jyaada tha main obviously 3-4 ko thok shakta tha yahaan se lekin gate todke andar jaaunga tabtak wohlog bhenchod ready honge or choti jagah thi toh andar gand tutt shakti thi.. Issliye sab sochke maine plan 1 choose kiya.. Ok here goes nothing..

Maine gate aaram se gently 3 baar knock kiya and idhar khidki k side aagaya or andar kaa ashaar dekhne laga toh andar ek banda jo khadda khadda dinner kar raha tha woh apni thaali hath mein liye aaya gate ki taraf aaram se baat kartey hue baaki sabse or usse bhalla kya maalum tha apni life ki aakhiri galati karne jaa raha tha woh.. Idhar woh gate k kareeb aaya or udhar maine apna flashbang nikaala jaise he gate khulne laga maine khidki se flashbang andar fainka un sabke bichmein or apni smg saamne aim karke gate par aaya gate ki kundi khuli or idhar maine maari gate ko laat jisase gate sapaat se khulla or piche hua flashbang Blast.. Maine gate khulte he kholne waale ko goli maari idhar baaki log bhenchod apna sir pakkad k niche tadap rahe they sab k sab literally harr ek banda niche padda tha maine time waste kiye bina literally 15 seconds mein woh sabke sabko tapka diya ab ye dekh andar waale bandey bhaage bed se uthke ek ko toh maine bhaagte bhaagte he gand par goli maari jisase woh wahin girra or girte he dusari goli maari maine uski khopdi mein idhar Javed jhatt se apne darwaaje se ek side ko hatgaya, it's ok jaaega kahaan khidki lohe ki hai lawda tuttegi nahi yahin millega.. Issliye maine pehle uss last bandey par dhyaan diya jo room mein bacha tha woh left side bhaaga tha or kya pata udhar gun ho uski issliye seedha andar ghussne kaa risk nahi le shakta tha main lekin yahaan again kaam aane waali thi khidki jo open thi kyunki maine dekha tha literally harr ek room ki khidki khulli thi issliye main bhaagta hua ghar se bahaar aaya or pehli khidki mein dekha toh main sahi tha left mein uski gun thi or woh usko hath mein leke mere andar aane kaa wait kar raha tha...

Main-Oye chotu..

Ye boltey he maine usko bahaar se he goli maari or uske baad uske side waale room ki khidki mein jhaankana caaha maine jisme Javed tha lekin Javed thehra smart aadmi mujhse pehle he udhar dhyaan tha uska issliye mere aatey he ussne chalaai goli obviously main vest ka advantage use kar he raha tha as vest waale hisse ko aage rakhta hun main issliye goli lagi meri chest par jo vest ne roukk jarur lee lekin bhenchod bahot jyaada dard hua or pressure se main piche jaake girra Javed ne orr goli maarni caahi lekin maine piche girte he goli chalaai uss khidki k uppar jisase usko side hattna padda or main ludak k ek side aagaya.. Main khadda hua bhenchod gand marr gayi chest ki bahot pain hua.Javed ne goli chalaai thi toh woh pura area gunjj utha tha or ab 4-5 minutes thi mere pass police aane se pehle.. Idhar meri smg ki goliyaan hui khatam issliye maine apni Pistol nikaali or main waapis andar aaya ab mere hissab se Javed akela bacha tha toh mera dhyaan keval ussi room par tha jo hui meri ek or galati main udhar munh kiye andar ghussa lekin iss bich opposite side waale room se 2 bandey bahaar nikale hue they maine goli bhi chalaai unke uppar lekin unka aim already tha mere uppar but again vest kaa advantage liya maine unmein se ek ki goli lagi mere stomach k uppar or dusara miss hua main force se fir piche girra or iss bich meri goli lagi unmein se ek ko or dusre ko maine niche girrtey he goli maari.. Not gonna lie aage se jab koi bolega itane bandey hain itane bandey hain kabhi vishwaash nahi karunga main kissi kaa bhenchod.. Fuckkkk.. Bhenchod gand fatt gayi thi meri dard k maare vest obviously goli se bachaa leti hai Lekin dard bahot hota hai bhenchod.. Fucking hell..

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Fabulous update hai bhai

 

[Rajesh]

Update-475(RIP Javed)
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475

Ab maine pehle toh bache hue 2 rooms check kiye ki maadarchod koi or naa chippa baitha ho andar toh finally sab clear tha and finally aaya main Javed k room k saamne..

Main-Haan ji sir.. Kya situation hai..

Javed - Andar aao bata deta hun..

Main-Aisa matt bol bhosdk main aa jaaunga or teri maa chudjaaegi fir..Acha sun tujhe main caahiye tha naa bahaar aa and one on one fight kar like a man..

Javed - One on One?? Hahaha.. Woh kyun bhalla kyunki tere pass advantage nahi hai abhi.. Main tera bhalla kya bigaad lunga hath se tujhe maar shakta nahi main, bullet se kam se kam tujhe bed par toh bhej dunga and then tere saamne Chloe ko maarunga.. Samjha..

Main-Advantage?? Bhosdk chuppa baitha hai tu or bolta hai advantage hai tere pass..

Javed - Andar aake dekh pata chal jaaega kiske pass hai advantage.. Abhi kaise bhaaga dekha maine..

Main-Dekhle fir naa kahiyo mouka nahi diya..

Javed - Darr matt aaja..

Obviously uske pass advantage thi filhaal main andar nahi jaa shakta tha lekin woh bhull gaya tha ki mere pass 2 flashbangs or bhi hain woh kya main khud bhull gaya tha ab mere pass tha ek or plan. Dekho woh shyaana banda hai flashbang se bach jaaega lekin main bachne dunga nahi.. Maine Pehla flashbang daala thoda loudly pin nikaalke jisase andar sunaai dey usse andar fainktey he maine dusare flash ki pin nikaali or jaise he Pehla Blast hua maine uski sound k bich dusra faink diya jiske girrne ki sound nahi aai hogi usse jo mera plan tha..

Javed - Hahahaha.. Ye kuch nnnnnn...

Woh boltey boltey rukka kyunki dusara flashbang hua explode or uski gand fatti main bhaagte hue andar enter hua toh Javed ko apne ghutano par paaya maine....woh apna sirr dabaa k padda tha wahaan uski gun ko laat maari maine..

Main-Haanji sir..

Maine dialogues maarna caaha lekin tab realise hua ki maadarchod isko toh kuch sunaai he naa dega kuch seconds.. Javed ne 10-15 seconds baad honsh sambhaala mujhe dekha toh darrtey hue khadda hua mere saamne..

Main-Wassup...

Javed - Let's fight like a man.. One on one..

Main-(Hanske) Arrey waah bhosdk.. Waah.. Itani derr mein gand fatt gayi teri kahaan gayi be teri advantage .. Lekin it's fine main teri tarah gandu nahi hun main tujhe teri fight dunga ye nahi ki main kissi principle se ladta hun hell no bus mujhe passand hain tadapa tadpa k logon ko maarna..Come on..

Ye bolke maine apni Pistol daal Lee piche..Mere gunshot k baad 60-70 seconds he hue they yaani 3 minutes minimum bache they mere pass police aane se pehle jo kaafi they isko thokne k liye..

Javed turant aage badha mujhe maarne k liye lekin maine usase pehle he usko laat jadd di shayad vision theek hua nahi tha uska flash k baad se laat lagtey he woh niche girra time kam tha toh main A game par ths woh utha or uthtey he maine maara uske munh k uppar ek or punch woh piche hatta lekin double speed se waapis aaya jo mere liye unexpected tha jiska faayda uthaake ussne mujhe laat jadd di main piche ko hua lekin girra nahi woh fir meri taraf bhaaga laat maarne laga leki maine uski laat ko pakkada or ulta maine di laat uski jaangh k uppar jisase woh fir niche girra or niche girte he jump maarke uthna caaha ussne lekin again uske khadda hotey he maine maari laat jo lagi uski chaati mein and woh again piche jaake girra..

Main-I am loving it beta i am loving it.. Bhosdk kya sochke mujhe dhamki di thi be tune.. Bhosdk MOd Hun main MOD. Aise he thodi bangaya tha MOD main tum sab maadarchod ko yahi lagta hai aise he baithe - 2 MOD bangaya main. Arrey maadarchod Tumhaara baap hun main baap..

Woh fir aaya meri taraf ussne punch maara mujhe jo jorr se nahi laga but speed kaafi thi uske pass punch k baad ussne again mujhe laat maarni caahi jisase main piche hoke bacha toh ussne again maari laat lekin iss baar maine uski laat pakkadi ek hath se or dusare hath se uski jaangh mein jaddne laga punches woh dard se karhaaya or piche ko girr padda ladkhadaatey hue .. Main easily thokdene waala tha usko lekin bhenchod tabhi bahaar se aai mujhe police sirens ki awaaj jo kaafi close they.. Bhenchod 1.5 minute mein he police aagayi what the fuck.. Ye kaise hua..Ok ok..

Main-Ok. Ok. Sun dekh main jeet gaya seedhi c baat hai i won or time mere pass hai nahi issliye i am sorry but yeah that's how you die..

Ye bolke maine pistol taan di uske Uppar..

Javed - Hahaha...

Main-I am not joking bitch.. Good bye..

Javed - My father will kill you..

Main-Not if i kill him first ..Good bye..

And ye bolke maine maari uski khopdi mein goli.. Time kam tha dusara option nahi tha jinda chhodta toh deadline galat hojaati.. Fight main jeet he chuka tha. Issliye idhar uski dead body girrii or udhar main back gate se bhaaga.. And that was the end of JAVED... RIP

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Ultimate update bro maza aa gaya

Waiting for the next update

 

[yajivagan]

Nice updates...

 

[Love 1994]

Aur ye part2 se part3 ke end me mil gai sare readers ko 2.0 wali bhabhi

 

[Raj142]

Update-473(Game On)
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473

Main 12 baje soya tha or main utha shyaam 7 baje main fresh hua and Randy ko message kiya toh woh aagaya mere pass map wagairaah leke.

Main - Bol..

Randy - Ye dekh ye hai safe house.. Single floor ki building hai or 2 entrance hai ek front mein or ek back mein side mein bank hai dusari side school hai piche khaali area hai or front mein sadak hai.. Matlab area shant he hai lekin thoda aage jaatey he bahot bada bajaar hai issliye i suggest silencers.. Jahaan takk Chang ne woh jagah ko dekha hai uske hissab se Javed ye backside waale room mein he rehta hai toh back gate se jaana better hoga.. And also tu akela hai toh i suggest flashbangs .. Bahot jyaada useful honge tere liye.. Bahot jyaada..

Main-I agree.. Ye bata police ko aane mein kitana time lagega kyunki mere pass silencer hai unke pass thodi naa hoga silencer.. So goli chalne k kitani derr baad aaegi police..

Randy - Gunshot police station takk toh sunenge nahi lekin obviously log call karenge or call karne takk kaa and aane kaa sab time milaa lein toh 4-5 minutes easily honge tere pass..

Main-Arrey more then enough hai ye toh.. Tabtak toh waapis aajaaunga main.. Or koi guard wagairaah hain wahaan..

Randy - Nope.. Safe house mein normally guards hotey hain lekin Javed ne hatwaaya hai personally unko kyunki usse bus trustable bandey cahiye they..

Main-Cool. Or ye keval 9-10 bandey he kyun hain uske sath??

Randy - Toh kya itane he bandey hain iski team mein kitano ko toh Delhi mein thokdiya tumlog ne ab ye bache hain or apne baap Harris yaa apne sotele bhai David se help maanganey mein i guess Sharam aati hogi usko or wohlog help karenge bhi nahi kyunki Harris kaa ek he moto hai "DEAL WITH IT!"

Main-Bhenchod bhayanak moto hai ye toh..

Randy - Banda bhi bhayanak he hai woh.. Millega toh jaan jaaega.. So sab clear hai?? Weapons vests and vehicle sab ready hai tere liye.

Main-Cool..

Randy - Ek baar or sochle.. Akele jaana risky hai.. Humlog baadmein bhi thok shaktey hain unko..

Main-Abe jaa be tu weapons dikha mujhe..

Randy-Aaja..

Main Randy k sath mere side waale room mein aaya jo ussi kaa room tha and usme table par rakha tha mera gear..

Randy - Kevlar Bulletproof vest ye high caliber bullets ko bhi roukk shakti hai but it'll be painful obviously but safe.. Protects your shoulders also.. Mask and glasses ye flashbang k effect se tujhe kaafi hadd takk bachaaenge and sath sath teri identity bhi hide karenge.. Now ye hai pistol Glock g17 with silencer awesome pistol just awesome isme 17 bullets ki magazine dalti hai you know??

Main-Oh fuck yeah yahi toh caahiye hai..

Randy - Yep.. Automatic Rifles mein hai SMG H&K MP5 insane firing speed, more then enough firing range and a 30 bullet magazine with a custom made silencer.. Agar single firing par chalaaega toh marrne waale takk ko awaaj nahi aaegi..

Main-Good.. Good..

Randy - And Finally 3 Flashbangs and a knife.. Remember to turn your back on these flashbangs warna aankh or kaan dono permanently jaa shaktey hain.. Durr se he fainko..

Main-Cool.. Chal aaja tu dekh toh shakta haina mast live show dikhaaunga..

Randy - Fuck that dekhne k liye itana risk kyun lun main isase acha involve he naa hojaaunga fuck that.. Main toh nahaake dinner karunga tere chakkar mein bhuka baitha hun bhenchod.. Gaadi parking mein khaddi hai ye le chaabi kaam hotey he yahaan se thoda durr chhod aaiyo bus..

Main-Cool.. Main aata hun..

Randy - Dhyaan se be..

Main-Haan haan maalum hai lawde..

Maine vest and baaki sab uthaaya or main aaya lift se hotey hue niche parking mein, meri gaadi thi Brezza jo kaafi thi mere liye maine vests wagairaah usme daali waise toh mujhe bus yahaan se 400-500 meters he jaana tha toh main paidal bhi jaa shakta tha lekin gaadi cover k liye badhiya rahegi or uppar se main easily nikal shakta tha wahaan se issliye maine gaadi mein aake vest pehni mask lagaaya chasma lagaaaya apne weapons taange and nikala gaadi leke yahaan se seedha road tha bus ek baar left turn tha. Mujhe uss ghar k piche ki side pohanchana tha jo main 5 minutes mein pohanch gaya.. 9 baje they raat k or yahaan backside mujhe aas pass mein koi banda najar nahi aaraha tha haan front side mein ikka dukka log aa jaa jarur rahe they lekin unse mujhe koi dikkat nahi thi.. Ab mera Pehla plan tha ki main ye jagah ko ache se padhunga then plan banaaunga or fir execute karunga lekin mera ye plan turant he badla jab main back waale gate k side mein mojjud window k pass pohancha.. Window lohe ki thi or double gate waali thi jisme se ek gate khulla tha or dusara bandh tha, ussme se mujhe andar kaa najaara saaf dikh raha tha or andar situation ye thi ki andar chal raha tha sabka dinner 3 bandey sofa par baithe khaa rahe they 3 niche baithe they and 2 bandey ek side khaddey hoke khaa rahe they uske alawa yahaan se mujhe 2 rooms dikh rahe they clearly kyunki unka door open tha unmein se ek mein saamne tv chal raha tha or 2 bandey bed par baithke khaana khaa rahe they uske alawa side waale room mein tha mera shikaar yaani Javed woh bed par baitha tha or ek banda usko khaana serve karke bahaar aa he raha tha ..Ok ok fuck everything else jo hoga ab he hoga aisa moka mujhe doobara nahi millne waala tha..

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JABRDUST

 

[Suniya]

Nice update bhai

 

[Thakur]

Non didicisti quicquam donec monstra etiam somnia habere discas.

 

[Kingsingh]

Faadu update boss.
Mazza aa gya padkar and finally kitne saalo baad koi romantic angle dekhne ko milega AP ki life me. Phir chaahe vo death queen ke sath hi kyu na ho.
We love it boss

 

[Ajagar]

Jabardast update A.P.bhai

 

[Janu002]

Superb updates