RIP javedUpdate-475(RIP Javed)
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Ab maine pehle toh bache hue 2 rooms check kiye ki maadarchod koi or naa chippa baitha ho andar toh finally sab clear tha and finally aaya main Javed k room k saamne..
Main-Haan ji sir.. Kya situation hai..
Javed - Andar aao bata deta hun..
Main-Aisa matt bol bhosdk main aa jaaunga or teri maa chudjaaegi fir..Acha sun tujhe main caahiye tha naa bahaar aa and one on one fight kar like a man..
Javed - One on One?? Hahaha.. Woh kyun bhalla kyunki tere pass advantage nahi hai abhi.. Main tera bhalla kya bigaad lunga hath se tujhe maar shakta nahi main, bullet se kam se kam tujhe bed par toh bhej dunga and then tere saamne Chloe ko maarunga.. Samjha..
Main-Advantage?? Bhosdk chuppa baitha hai tu or bolta hai advantage hai tere pass..
Javed - Andar aake dekh pata chal jaaega kiske pass hai advantage.. Abhi kaise bhaaga dekha maine..
Main-Dekhle fir naa kahiyo mouka nahi diya..
Javed - Darr matt aaja..
Obviously uske pass advantage thi filhaal main andar nahi jaa shakta tha lekin woh bhull gaya tha ki mere pass 2 flashbangs or bhi hain woh kya main khud bhull gaya tha ab mere pass tha ek or plan. Dekho woh shyaana banda hai flashbang se bach jaaega lekin main bachne dunga nahi.. Maine Pehla flashbang daala thoda loudly pin nikaalke jisase andar sunaai dey usse andar fainktey he maine dusare flash ki pin nikaali or jaise he Pehla Blast hua maine uski sound k bich dusra faink diya jiske girrne ki sound nahi aai hogi usse jo mera plan tha..
Javed - Hahahaha.. Ye kuch nnnnnn...
Woh boltey boltey rukka kyunki dusara flashbang hua explode or uski gand fatti main bhaagte hue andar enter hua toh Javed ko apne ghutano par paaya maine....woh apna sirr dabaa k padda tha wahaan uski gun ko laat maari maine..
Main-Haanji sir..
Maine dialogues maarna caaha lekin tab realise hua ki maadarchod isko toh kuch sunaai he naa dega kuch seconds.. Javed ne 10-15 seconds baad honsh sambhaala mujhe dekha toh darrtey hue khadda hua mere saamne..
Main-Wassup...
Javed - Let's fight like a man.. One on one..
Main-(Hanske) Arrey waah bhosdk.. Waah.. Itani derr mein gand fatt gayi teri kahaan gayi be teri advantage .. Lekin it's fine main teri tarah gandu nahi hun main tujhe teri fight dunga ye nahi ki main kissi principle se ladta hun hell no bus mujhe passand hain tadapa tadpa k logon ko maarna..Come on..
Ye bolke maine apni Pistol daal Lee piche..Mere gunshot k baad 60-70 seconds he hue they yaani 3 minutes minimum bache they mere pass police aane se pehle jo kaafi they isko thokne k liye..
Javed turant aage badha mujhe maarne k liye lekin maine usase pehle he usko laat jadd di shayad vision theek hua nahi tha uska flash k baad se laat lagtey he woh niche girra time kam tha toh main A game par ths woh utha or uthtey he maine maara uske munh k uppar ek or punch woh piche hatta lekin double speed se waapis aaya jo mere liye unexpected tha jiska faayda uthaake ussne mujhe laat jadd di main piche ko hua lekin girra nahi woh fir meri taraf bhaaga laat maarne laga leki maine uski laat ko pakkada or ulta maine di laat uski jaangh k uppar jisase woh fir niche girra or niche girte he jump maarke uthna caaha ussne lekin again uske khadda hotey he maine maari laat jo lagi uski chaati mein and woh again piche jaake girra..
Main-I am loving it beta i am loving it.. Bhosdk kya sochke mujhe dhamki di thi be tune.. Bhosdk MOd Hun main MOD. Aise he thodi bangaya tha MOD main tum sab maadarchod ko yahi lagta hai aise he baithe - 2 MOD bangaya main. Arrey maadarchod Tumhaara baap hun main baap..
Woh fir aaya meri taraf ussne punch maara mujhe jo jorr se nahi laga but speed kaafi thi uske pass punch k baad ussne again mujhe laat maarni caahi jisase main piche hoke bacha toh ussne again maari laat lekin iss baar maine uski laat pakkadi ek hath se or dusare hath se uski jaangh mein jaddne laga punches woh dard se karhaaya or piche ko girr padda ladkhadaatey hue .. Main easily thokdene waala tha usko lekin bhenchod tabhi bahaar se aai mujhe police sirens ki awaaj jo kaafi close they.. Bhenchod 1.5 minute mein he police aagayi what the fuck.. Ye kaise hua..Ok ok..
Main-Ok. Ok. Sun dekh main jeet gaya seedhi c baat hai i won or time mere pass hai nahi issliye i am sorry but yeah that's how you die..
Ye bolke maine pistol taan di uske Uppar..
Javed - Hahaha...
Main-I am not joking bitch.. Good bye..
Javed - My father will kill you..
Main-Not if i kill him first ..Good bye..
And ye bolke maine maari uski khopdi mein goli.. Time kam tha dusara option nahi tha jinda chhodta toh deadline galat hojaati.. Fight main jeet he chuka tha. Issliye idhar uski dead body girrii or udhar main back gate se bhaaga.. And that was the end of JAVED... RIP
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Superb update broUpdate-475(RIP Javed)
475
Ab maine pehle toh bache hue 2 rooms check kiye ki maadarchod koi or naa chippa baitha ho andar toh finally sab clear tha and finally aaya main Javed k room k saamne..
Main-Haan ji sir.. Kya situation hai..
Javed - Andar aao bata deta hun..
Main-Aisa matt bol bhosdk main aa jaaunga or teri maa chudjaaegi fir..Acha sun tujhe main caahiye tha naa bahaar aa and one on one fight kar like a man..
Javed - One on One?? Hahaha.. Woh kyun bhalla kyunki tere pass advantage nahi hai abhi.. Main tera bhalla kya bigaad lunga hath se tujhe maar shakta nahi main, bullet se kam se kam tujhe bed par toh bhej dunga and then tere saamne Chloe ko maarunga.. Samjha..
Main-Advantage?? Bhosdk chuppa baitha hai tu or bolta hai advantage hai tere pass..
Javed - Andar aake dekh pata chal jaaega kiske pass hai advantage.. Abhi kaise bhaaga dekha maine..
Main-Dekhle fir naa kahiyo mouka nahi diya..
Javed - Darr matt aaja..
Obviously uske pass advantage thi filhaal main andar nahi jaa shakta tha lekin woh bhull gaya tha ki mere pass 2 flashbangs or bhi hain woh kya main khud bhull gaya tha ab mere pass tha ek or plan. Dekho woh shyaana banda hai flashbang se bach jaaega lekin main bachne dunga nahi.. Maine Pehla flashbang daala thoda loudly pin nikaalke jisase andar sunaai dey usse andar fainktey he maine dusare flash ki pin nikaali or jaise he Pehla Blast hua maine uski sound k bich dusra faink diya jiske girrne ki sound nahi aai hogi usse jo mera plan tha..
Javed - Hahahaha.. Ye kuch nnnnnn...
Woh boltey boltey rukka kyunki dusara flashbang hua explode or uski gand fatti main bhaagte hue andar enter hua toh Javed ko apne ghutano par paaya maine....woh apna sirr dabaa k padda tha wahaan uski gun ko laat maari maine..
Main-Haanji sir..
Maine dialogues maarna caaha lekin tab realise hua ki maadarchod isko toh kuch sunaai he naa dega kuch seconds.. Javed ne 10-15 seconds baad honsh sambhaala mujhe dekha toh darrtey hue khadda hua mere saamne..
Main-Wassup...
Javed - Let's fight like a man.. One on one..
Main-(Hanske) Arrey waah bhosdk.. Waah.. Itani derr mein gand fatt gayi teri kahaan gayi be teri advantage .. Lekin it's fine main teri tarah gandu nahi hun main tujhe teri fight dunga ye nahi ki main kissi principle se ladta hun hell no bus mujhe passand hain tadapa tadpa k logon ko maarna..Come on..
Ye bolke maine apni Pistol daal Lee piche..Mere gunshot k baad 60-70 seconds he hue they yaani 3 minutes minimum bache they mere pass police aane se pehle jo kaafi they isko thokne k liye..
Javed turant aage badha mujhe maarne k liye lekin maine usase pehle he usko laat jadd di shayad vision theek hua nahi tha uska flash k baad se laat lagtey he woh niche girra time kam tha toh main A game par ths woh utha or uthtey he maine maara uske munh k uppar ek or punch woh piche hatta lekin double speed se waapis aaya jo mere liye unexpected tha jiska faayda uthaake ussne mujhe laat jadd di main piche ko hua lekin girra nahi woh fir meri taraf bhaaga laat maarne laga leki maine uski laat ko pakkada or ulta maine di laat uski jaangh k uppar jisase woh fir niche girra or niche girte he jump maarke uthna caaha ussne lekin again uske khadda hotey he maine maari laat jo lagi uski chaati mein and woh again piche jaake girra..
Main-I am loving it beta i am loving it.. Bhosdk kya sochke mujhe dhamki di thi be tune.. Bhosdk MOd Hun main MOD. Aise he thodi bangaya tha MOD main tum sab maadarchod ko yahi lagta hai aise he baithe - 2 MOD bangaya main. Arrey maadarchod Tumhaara baap hun main baap..
Woh fir aaya meri taraf ussne punch maara mujhe jo jorr se nahi laga but speed kaafi thi uske pass punch k baad ussne again mujhe laat maarni caahi jisase main piche hoke bacha toh ussne again maari laat lekin iss baar maine uski laat pakkadi ek hath se or dusare hath se uski jaangh mein jaddne laga punches woh dard se karhaaya or piche ko girr padda ladkhadaatey hue .. Main easily thokdene waala tha usko lekin bhenchod tabhi bahaar se aai mujhe police sirens ki awaaj jo kaafi close they.. Bhenchod 1.5 minute mein he police aagayi what the fuck.. Ye kaise hua..Ok ok..
Main-Ok. Ok. Sun dekh main jeet gaya seedhi c baat hai i won or time mere pass hai nahi issliye i am sorry but yeah that's how you die..
Ye bolke maine pistol taan di uske Uppar..
Javed - Hahaha...
Main-I am not joking bitch.. Good bye..
Javed - My father will kill you..
Main-Not if i kill him first ..Good bye..
And ye bolke maine maari uski khopdi mein goli.. Time kam tha dusara option nahi tha jinda chhodta toh deadline galat hojaati.. Fight main jeet he chuka tha. Issliye idhar uski dead body girrii or udhar main back gate se bhaaga.. And that was the end of JAVED... RIP
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