Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

[AP 316]

WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

Thread is Live. Updates soon.

 

[Pass1234]

Wait wait what it's a mixture of 1.0 and 2.0 it's really not good
Yeh marchent of death comming

 

[Yellow Flash]

Nice

 

[Chinturocky]

Behtareen update,
Ab ye kya lafda hai?

 

[Rajesh]

Ultimate update bro maza aa gaya

Waiting for the next update bro

 

[Naughty Lover]

OMG...Ohhh...My...Goddd...This is insane complete blackout ye 3rd personality Kahaa se aa gayi bencho...na 1.0 na 2.0...ab 1.5 jesa kuch to nhi aane wala...agar aa rahaa hai to bahot sahi hoga kyunki jesa abhi decision liya AP ne Sartaaj ko thokne ka ye bahot sahi decision thaa from my point of view..pr ese blackout hoga to to bahot buri lagne waali hai...

Let see what happens next...bhaai ab regular update aane waale hai na?

 

[AK 24]

Update-34(What The Fuck Just Happened???)


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Sam-Chill be maarna bandh kar behonsh hai woh..

Maine waapis jaake uss bandey ko pakkada or usse ghasitke bahaar leke aaya.. Woh bc almost behonsh hone ko tha..

Main-Idhar dekh bhosdk.. Mere sawaal kaa jawaab dey..

Aadmi-kkkkkya...?

Sam-Yahi ki Locker mein kya dhund raha tha..

Main-Nahi Ye drug fainkney kaa idea kiska tha.. Locker mein toh drugs dhund raha tha ye jo mill gaye hain..

Aadmi-Mmmujhe nahi maalum...

Maine usse uthaaya or fir kai punch uske khoon mein latpath thobdey par diye. "Mujhe nahi maalum" bola issne isase Atleast ye toh confirm hogaya ki 100 % woh already planned tha yaani achaanak se waise he nahi faink diya tha issne..

Main-Ab maalum chala???

Aadmi-N.... Nm...

Main thoda piche se ek lohe ki rod uthaake laaya jo bahot choti thi but kaafi thi.. Maine Uska hath pakkada or ussi par rod se maarne laga woh chilaaya idhar aas pass koi tha nahi abhi toh koi nahi aane waala Tha.. Lekin iss bich Abhi gang wahaan aagayi Jo humein pehle Mille they woh sab.. Abhi Ashish Anaa wagairaah Sab woh actually Anjali Ami or Jiya ko leke aae they...

Main-Haanji kuch yaad aaya..

Aadmi-Mmm. Ujhe...


Anjali-Oh my god already khatam kardiya...

Main-Bolega be... Munh khol..

Anjali-Don't worry main Thane mein puchlungi abhi hospital Jaane dey usko..

Main-5 seconds..

Maine woh rod fir uthaai he thi ki woh bol padda..

Aadmi-Sartaaajjjjjj kkk bhai ne...

Main - Ye kon??

Anjali-Apne district mein drug business kaa sabse uppar kaa banda hai Sartaaj.. Uska chota bhai and partner in crime hai Suresh..

Aadmi - Kal yahaan college mein dekha tttha usssssne tujhe kkkkaisse tu darrr gaya tha thodeyyyyyy se drugs se toh usssnnnee kaha aaaaj tu bichmeinnnn aaae toh yahi karun..

Main-Smart Haan.. Vinayak kahaan hai??

Aadmi-Ussssi k passs... Kahaan nnnahi maalum mujhe...

Tabtak ambulance aagayi wahaan or unhe daala gaya ambulance mein.. Uske locker mein se jo drugs Mille woh Anjali ne evidence mein liye..

Anjali-You ok??

Main-Yeah..

Main andar aaya lockers ki side wahaan munh dhoya jisase drugs uttare mere chehre se.. Uske alaawa logon kaa blood jo laga tha woh bhi saaf kiya maine.. Main bahot he ajeeb feel kar raha tha.. I mean for sure drugs mere mind k bahot bure lawde lagaatey hain.. Ye toh kam they or quality low thi inki warna wahi hota jo Delhi mein hua tha behosh wagairaah hota.. Naa caahtey hue bhi main involve hogaya but again ye self defense tha or ye count nahi hota.. Or Agar hota bhi hai toh bhi Randy unhe maardey toh bhi I don't give a fuck.. Lekin issue ye tha ab ye personal tha Sartaaj kaa bhai woh Suresh yaa jo bhi hai ussne kaafi galat kadam uthaaliya tha ye jaankaari thodi si galat paraapat hogayi thi usko.. Iss jaankaari k sath jinda toh nahi reh shakta tha woh nope not at all.. He needs to die he will die..

"AP"....???

Main apne khayalon se bahaar Aaya toh mere saamne Anaa khaddi thi...

Main-Yeah??

Anaa-You ok??

Main-Yeah.. I am good..

Anaa-What happened??

Main-Yeah.. Yep..

Anaa-AP??

Main-Yep??

Anaa-Kya yeah yep...? Theek ho tum..

Main-Yep.. Totally.. I am good kuch bhi toh nahi hua..

Anaa-Your eyes are so red oh my god..

Main-Yeah..

Anaa-Stop saying a single word AP kuch bolo..

Main sachi mein confused tha ki ho kya raha hai or main bol kya raha tha bc almost ye lagaalo daru k nashe mein tha main lekin bahot jyaada daru.. Main even bol bhi ek Nashedi ki tarah raha tha..

Main-Mujhe kaam Hai thoda I will be with you shortly..

Main uska jawaab sune bina canteen ki side aaya bc mere pair kaanp rele they main musqill se canteen mein aaya or seedha guffa mein ghussa.. Or andar jaatey he wahaan tuttey bed per Girr padda.. Bc sab kuch ghum raha tha gand he fatt gayi thi bc chakkar khaa khaa k.. Iss bich Laxman andar aaya ussne dekha tha mujhe andar aatey hue..

Laxman-Kya laaun gurudev..??

Main-Dustbin..

Laxman-Kya??

Main-Abe dustbin laa ulti karni hai jaldi bc..

Laxman bhaagke dustbin leke aaya lekin ulti nahi girri.. Main bed par baith gaya sir pakkad k Laxman mere sir ki malish karne laga.. or maine badi he musqill se Sam ko call kiya..

Main-Kahaan hai??

Sam-Idhadrrr...

Main-Jaldi guffa mein aajaao jaldi..

Call disconnected...

Main-Laxman maathey par malish kar toh..


Ashish - AP..??

Main-tu yahaan kya kar raha hai bhosdk..

Ashish - Woh Anaa ne bola check karun tujhe..

Main-Bhaag bhosdk..

Ashish-Theek hai tu??

Main-Haan be gandu Bhaag ab or munh khola toh gand fod dunga maar maar k teri... Bhakk..

Ashish gaya wahaan se or Sam Ravi Rohit enter hue.. Or unke enter hotey he maine ki uss dustbin mein ulti.. Haash bojh halka hogaya maano bc.. Gand fatt gayi thi chakkar khaa khaa k..

Sam Paani ki bottle laaya maine hath munh dhoye dustbin bandh kiya or Laxman usse legaya thikaane lagaaney..

Sam-Theek haibe??

Main-Abhi Haan 5 minute pehle nahi tha bc kahaan gand marwaane lag gaye they.. Bc dekha thaa naa drugs diye they mereko or tumhe maalum Hai jab mere andar drugs hon tab kabhi akela nahi chhodana mujhe.. Jabtak main naa kahun tabtak toh Atleast kabhi nahi..


Sam-Sorry men..

Main-fuck bc gand he Marr gayi thi.. Laxman I love you #NoHomo...

Main khadda hoke bahaar aaya toh puri Abhi gang ki najaar humaare gate par thi..

Main - Kya hua be??

Abhi - Theek ho tum???

Main-Yeah kyun??

Abhi-Andar se vomiting ki sound aarahi thi?? Kya hua??

Main-Woh Laxman tha usko hua tha kuch ab theek hai don't worry..

Ashish - pakka??

Main-Munh fod dunga main agar doobara Same question pucha toh..Oye Sam aaya main..

Ye bolke main bahaar aaya or Chang ko call kiya.. Mujhe badla caahiye tha or uss Sartaaj k bhai kaa marrna jaruri tha main yaa Chang kar nahi shaktey they kuch issliye Chang k through mereko Randy takk message pohanchaana tha..

Chang--Yep boss..

Main--Randy ko inform kar ki mujhe contact kare right now..

Chang-Right now?? Thoda musqill hoga inform kardunga main usko..

Main-Right now i said.. Suna?? RIGHT NOWWWWW..

Chang-OK ok chill.. Itana gussa kissliye.

Main-Koi issue hai hum dono kuch kar nahi shaktey issliye usko jaldi bol call kare mujhe..

Chang-OK main dekhta hun kya kiya jaa shakta Hai.. Hopefully abhi available hoga woh.

Call disconnected...

Bhenchod drugs kaa ashar kam jarur hua tha but still bahot buri haalat thi meri.. Fuck.. Main waapis canteen mein aaya pehle toh cold drink pee, Tab mera phone baja jo private number se tha...

Main-Hello..

Randy - Yeah.. Chang informed me. You wanted to talk??

Main - Yeah.. Ek issue hai..

Randy-Woh drug case jo kal suru hua??

Main-Yeah..

Randy-Ignore tumhaari police dekh rahi hai usse.. Dont get involved..

Main-Oh you are not getting my point here.. I want you to take care of that..

Randy-AP main koi local gunda nahi hun jo aise tuche logon k piche ghumta rahun.. You are hurting my ego.. Yelog exist bhi nahi kartey mere liye.. Tumhaari team dekh rahi hai dekhne do..

Main-Randy you need to listen to me..

Randy - Bro main ye nahi karne waala no way or naa he tum karne waale.. They are fucking nobody...

Main-Yeah and they Know how to slow me down..

Randy - Wait what???

Main-Yeah that's why...

Randy-Wait wait wait wait kya kaha tumne?? Unhe pata hai??

Main-Haan guess kiya ussne..he saw me reacting to drugs.

Randy-Hold on.. So tum keh rahe ho ki ek local gunde ko ye maalum Hai??

Main-Yeah.. Issliye I give you 2 choices give me drugs or kill thay guy.

Randy -This is nuts.. What the fuck.. Dont worry i got this.. You don't worry i got you.. You are not getting any drugs you hear me do not take any drugs I will kill him.. Stay the fuck away from drugs.

Main-Thank you.. Or Haan jo ladka hai woh Kal waala woh jinda rehna caahiye.. Rest wahaan kon hai kyun hai kaise hai I don't give a fuck.. Kill them all.. And there deaths should be horrifying..

Randy-Oh that's what I am talking about that's the AP I like.. I got you bro don't you stress it.. Just tune in the news.. I got you...

Main-Great..Thanks..

Call disconnected..

Haash finally...Woh Sab dekhlega ab thank god.. Main waapis canteen mein aaya Sam Ravi ko bulaaya bc mujhe nind aarahi thi or mereko ghar Jaake sona tha bc taaki ye ashar kam ho..fuck..Issliye Humlog Haweli aae koi nahi tha wahaan Babhi or Meenu bahaar gayi thi baaki sab kaam par issliye main seedha room mein aake pehle toh nahaaya then bc bed par Girr padda bc sab kuch ghum raha tha wahaan fuck.. Mereko 10 minutes mein nind aagayi but woh 10 minutes mein main bc Paagal hone ko tha almost.. Subah 10 baje toh firse sogaya main bc or meri nind khuli phone call se maine phone dekha toh private number tha.. Ye kon aagaya bhenchod..

Main-Hello..

Saamne se Randy ki awaaj aai..

Randy-Its done..

Main-Done what??

Randy - kya what... Jo bola tha tumne..

Main-Wait kya?? Maine kisko kya bola tha??

Randy - What the fuck I killed that Sartaaj his family his gang everybody..

Main-Sartaaj kon???

Randy - Bro drugs par hai kya?? Tumne literally mujhe call karke kahaa tha ki Sartaaj or uske bhai ko maardun kyunki usse tumhe Roukaney kaa tareeka maalum Hai or uss ladke ko bachaalun....

Main-What the fuck are you even talking about Randy.. I don't have a fucking clue what the fuck is going on..

Randy-You are fucking nuts dude fucking nuts.. I stopped all my tasks to do your task and that's how you thank me.. This is bullshit..I Killed a whole drug racket for you..

Main-Drugs.. Drugs.. Wait Drugs...

Ye words sunke mereko laga ek jhatka wait wait wait.. Kya hua tha?? Randy kya bol raha hai maine call kiya??? No way.. Drugs??? Oh wait wait wait.. I was in college wahaan ladaai hui uss bich kissi ne drugs daale mere uppar then kya hua?? What the fuck?? Main ghar kaise aaya.. What the fuck am I missing.. Oh i remember i remember.. Mujhe halka saa yaad aaya maine Chang ko call karke bola tha.. Then Randy ko task diya tha.. No fucking way.. Maine Randy ko task diya?? Itana bada risk liya maine no fucking way..Kya tha woh?? Blackout?, Intoxication?? My Brain?? A Glimpse of 2.0??? No way it can't be 2.0.. 2.0 nahi ho shakta woh kissi ko kaam karne kaa nahi bolta woh khud jaake maarta usse.. Toh kya tha?? What the fuck was that..

Randy- you dead?? Hello.???

Main-Yeah yeah i am here.. I don't remember what happened..

Randy - Oh my god.. Drugs liye they??

Main - Liye nahi they mere uppar daale gaye they.. Toh Haan..

Randy-Oh Hell yeah iska matlab my dude 2.0 is coming back.. Thats what happens when he starts to wake up.. Oh it'll be fun now..

Main-No he is not coming back.. That was not 2. 0 he doesn't need someone's help he just does things on his own... That was something else some fucked up shit by my brain...

Continued...

AP ki halat kharab ho rahi hai lekin usne ye acha kya ki randy ko kaam de diya, lekin drugs pe AP bhut ganda react karta hai why?
But randy is insane usne sabko maar diya par AP bhaisahab ko to firse blackout aa gaye ye to vertigo ke time hota tha aur ye drugs to low quality ka tha fir bhi
Kya 2.0 aa raha hai randy ke according ya fir AP ke according nahi,
Dekhte hai aage kya hota hai ,
Is part ka level badh raha hai,
Brilliant update sir ji

 

[shamik]

Awesome update

 

[Black water]

Update-34(What The Fuck Just Happened???)


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Sam-Chill be maarna bandh kar behonsh hai woh..

Maine waapis jaake uss bandey ko pakkada or usse ghasitke bahaar leke aaya.. Woh bc almost behonsh hone ko tha..

Main-Idhar dekh bhosdk.. Mere sawaal kaa jawaab dey..

Aadmi-kkkkkya...?

Sam-Yahi ki Locker mein kya dhund raha tha..

Main-Nahi Ye drug fainkney kaa idea kiska tha.. Locker mein toh drugs dhund raha tha ye jo mill gaye hain..

Aadmi-Mmmujhe nahi maalum...

Maine usse uthaaya or fir kai punch uske khoon mein latpath thobdey par diye. "Mujhe nahi maalum" bola issne isase Atleast ye toh confirm hogaya ki 100 % woh already planned tha yaani achaanak se waise he nahi faink diya tha issne..

Main-Ab maalum chala???

Aadmi-N.... Nm...

Main thoda piche se ek lohe ki rod uthaake laaya jo bahot choti thi but kaafi thi.. Maine Uska hath pakkada or ussi par rod se maarne laga woh chilaaya idhar aas pass koi tha nahi abhi toh koi nahi aane waala Tha.. Lekin iss bich Abhi gang wahaan aagayi Jo humein pehle Mille they woh sab.. Abhi Ashish Anaa wagairaah Sab woh actually Anjali Ami or Jiya ko leke aae they...

Main-Haanji kuch yaad aaya..

Aadmi-Mmm. Ujhe...


Anjali-Oh my god already khatam kardiya...

Main-Bolega be... Munh khol..

Anjali-Don't worry main Thane mein puchlungi abhi hospital Jaane dey usko..

Main-5 seconds..

Maine woh rod fir uthaai he thi ki woh bol padda..

Aadmi-Sartaaajjjjjj kkk bhai ne...

Main - Ye kon??

Anjali-Apne district mein drug business kaa sabse uppar kaa banda hai Sartaaj.. Uska chota bhai and partner in crime hai Suresh..

Aadmi - Kal yahaan college mein dekha tttha usssssne tujhe kkkkaisse tu darrr gaya tha thodeyyyyyy se drugs se toh usssnnnee kaha aaaaj tu bichmeinnnn aaae toh yahi karun..

Main-Smart Haan.. Vinayak kahaan hai??

Aadmi-Ussssi k passs... Kahaan nnnahi maalum mujhe...

Tabtak ambulance aagayi wahaan or unhe daala gaya ambulance mein.. Uske locker mein se jo drugs Mille woh Anjali ne evidence mein liye..

Anjali-You ok??

Main-Yeah..

Main andar aaya lockers ki side wahaan munh dhoya jisase drugs uttare mere chehre se.. Uske alaawa logon kaa blood jo laga tha woh bhi saaf kiya maine.. Main bahot he ajeeb feel kar raha tha.. I mean for sure drugs mere mind k bahot bure lawde lagaatey hain.. Ye toh kam they or quality low thi inki warna wahi hota jo Delhi mein hua tha behosh wagairaah hota.. Naa caahtey hue bhi main involve hogaya but again ye self defense tha or ye count nahi hota.. Or Agar hota bhi hai toh bhi Randy unhe maardey toh bhi I don't give a fuck.. Lekin issue ye tha ab ye personal tha Sartaaj kaa bhai woh Suresh yaa jo bhi hai ussne kaafi galat kadam uthaaliya tha ye jaankaari thodi si galat paraapat hogayi thi usko.. Iss jaankaari k sath jinda toh nahi reh shakta tha woh nope not at all.. He needs to die he will die..

"AP"....???

Main apne khayalon se bahaar Aaya toh mere saamne Anaa khaddi thi...

Main-Yeah??

Anaa-You ok??

Main-Yeah.. I am good..

Anaa-What happened??

Main-Yeah.. Yep..

Anaa-AP??

Main-Yep??

Anaa-Kya yeah yep...? Theek ho tum..

Main-Yep.. Totally.. I am good kuch bhi toh nahi hua..

Anaa-Your eyes are so red oh my god..

Main-Yeah..

Anaa-Stop saying a single word AP kuch bolo..

Main sachi mein confused tha ki ho kya raha hai or main bol kya raha tha bc almost ye lagaalo daru k nashe mein tha main lekin bahot jyaada daru.. Main even bol bhi ek Nashedi ki tarah raha tha..

Main-Mujhe kaam Hai thoda I will be with you shortly..

Main uska jawaab sune bina canteen ki side aaya bc mere pair kaanp rele they main musqill se canteen mein aaya or seedha guffa mein ghussa.. Or andar jaatey he wahaan tuttey bed per Girr padda.. Bc sab kuch ghum raha tha gand he fatt gayi thi bc chakkar khaa khaa k.. Iss bich Laxman andar aaya ussne dekha tha mujhe andar aatey hue..

Laxman-Kya laaun gurudev..??

Main-Dustbin..

Laxman-Kya??

Main-Abe dustbin laa ulti karni hai jaldi bc..

Laxman bhaagke dustbin leke aaya lekin ulti nahi girri.. Main bed par baith gaya sir pakkad k Laxman mere sir ki malish karne laga.. or maine badi he musqill se Sam ko call kiya..

Main-Kahaan hai??

Sam-Idhadrrr...

Main-Jaldi guffa mein aajaao jaldi..

Call disconnected...

Main-Laxman maathey par malish kar toh..


Ashish - AP..??

Main-tu yahaan kya kar raha hai bhosdk..

Ashish - Woh Anaa ne bola check karun tujhe..

Main-Bhaag bhosdk..

Ashish-Theek hai tu??

Main-Haan be gandu Bhaag ab or munh khola toh gand fod dunga maar maar k teri... Bhakk..

Ashish gaya wahaan se or Sam Ravi Rohit enter hue.. Or unke enter hotey he maine ki uss dustbin mein ulti.. Haash bojh halka hogaya maano bc.. Gand fatt gayi thi chakkar khaa khaa k..

Sam Paani ki bottle laaya maine hath munh dhoye dustbin bandh kiya or Laxman usse legaya thikaane lagaaney..

Sam-Theek haibe??

Main-Abhi Haan 5 minute pehle nahi tha bc kahaan gand marwaane lag gaye they.. Bc dekha thaa naa drugs diye they mereko or tumhe maalum Hai jab mere andar drugs hon tab kabhi akela nahi chhodana mujhe.. Jabtak main naa kahun tabtak toh Atleast kabhi nahi..


Sam-Sorry men..

Main-fuck bc gand he Marr gayi thi.. Laxman I love you #NoHomo...

Main khadda hoke bahaar aaya toh puri Abhi gang ki najaar humaare gate par thi..

Main - Kya hua be??

Abhi - Theek ho tum???

Main-Yeah kyun??

Abhi-Andar se vomiting ki sound aarahi thi?? Kya hua??

Main-Woh Laxman tha usko hua tha kuch ab theek hai don't worry..

Ashish - pakka??

Main-Munh fod dunga main agar doobara Same question pucha toh..Oye Sam aaya main..

Ye bolke main bahaar aaya or Chang ko call kiya.. Mujhe badla caahiye tha or uss Sartaaj k bhai kaa marrna jaruri tha main yaa Chang kar nahi shaktey they kuch issliye Chang k through mereko Randy takk message pohanchaana tha..

Chang--Yep boss..

Main--Randy ko inform kar ki mujhe contact kare right now..

Chang-Right now?? Thoda musqill hoga inform kardunga main usko..

Main-Right now i said.. Suna?? RIGHT NOWWWWW..

Chang-OK ok chill.. Itana gussa kissliye.

Main-Koi issue hai hum dono kuch kar nahi shaktey issliye usko jaldi bol call kare mujhe..

Chang-OK main dekhta hun kya kiya jaa shakta Hai.. Hopefully abhi available hoga woh.

Call disconnected...

Bhenchod drugs kaa ashar kam jarur hua tha but still bahot buri haalat thi meri.. Fuck.. Main waapis canteen mein aaya pehle toh cold drink pee, Tab mera phone baja jo private number se tha...

Main-Hello..

Randy - Yeah.. Chang informed me. You wanted to talk??

Main - Yeah.. Ek issue hai..

Randy-Woh drug case jo kal suru hua??

Main-Yeah..

Randy-Ignore tumhaari police dekh rahi hai usse.. Dont get involved..

Main-Oh you are not getting my point here.. I want you to take care of that..

Randy-AP main koi local gunda nahi hun jo aise tuche logon k piche ghumta rahun.. You are hurting my ego.. Yelog exist bhi nahi kartey mere liye.. Tumhaari team dekh rahi hai dekhne do..

Main-Randy you need to listen to me..

Randy - Bro main ye nahi karne waala no way or naa he tum karne waale.. They are fucking nobody...

Main-Yeah and they Know how to slow me down..

Randy - Wait what???

Main-Yeah that's why...

Randy-Wait wait wait wait kya kaha tumne?? Unhe pata hai??

Main-Haan guess kiya ussne..he saw me reacting to drugs.

Randy-Hold on.. So tum keh rahe ho ki ek local gunde ko ye maalum Hai??

Main-Yeah.. Issliye I give you 2 choices give me drugs or kill thay guy.

Randy -This is nuts.. What the fuck.. Dont worry i got this.. You don't worry i got you.. You are not getting any drugs you hear me do not take any drugs I will kill him.. Stay the fuck away from drugs.

Main-Thank you.. Or Haan jo ladka hai woh Kal waala woh jinda rehna caahiye.. Rest wahaan kon hai kyun hai kaise hai I don't give a fuck.. Kill them all.. And there deaths should be horrifying..

Randy-Oh that's what I am talking about that's the AP I like.. I got you bro don't you stress it.. Just tune in the news.. I got you...

Main-Great..Thanks..

Call disconnected..

Haash finally...Woh Sab dekhlega ab thank god.. Main waapis canteen mein aaya Sam Ravi ko bulaaya bc mujhe nind aarahi thi or mereko ghar Jaake sona tha bc taaki ye ashar kam ho..fuck..Issliye Humlog Haweli aae koi nahi tha wahaan Babhi or Meenu bahaar gayi thi baaki sab kaam par issliye main seedha room mein aake pehle toh nahaaya then bc bed par Girr padda bc sab kuch ghum raha tha wahaan fuck.. Mereko 10 minutes mein nind aagayi but woh 10 minutes mein main bc Paagal hone ko tha almost.. Subah 10 baje toh firse sogaya main bc or meri nind khuli phone call se maine phone dekha toh private number tha.. Ye kon aagaya bhenchod..

Main-Hello..

Saamne se Randy ki awaaj aai..

Randy-Its done..

Main-Done what??

Randy - kya what... Jo bola tha tumne..

Main-Wait kya?? Maine kisko kya bola tha??

Randy - What the fuck I killed that Sartaaj his family his gang everybody..

Main-Sartaaj kon???

Randy - Bro drugs par hai kya?? Tumne literally mujhe call karke kahaa tha ki Sartaaj or uske bhai ko maardun kyunki usse tumhe Roukaney kaa tareeka maalum Hai or uss ladke ko bachaalun....

Main-What the fuck are you even talking about Randy.. I don't have a fucking clue what the fuck is going on..

Randy-You are fucking nuts dude fucking nuts.. I stopped all my tasks to do your task and that's how you thank me.. This is bullshit..I Killed a whole drug racket for you..

Main-Drugs.. Drugs.. Wait Drugs...

Ye words sunke mereko laga ek jhatka wait wait wait.. Kya hua tha?? Randy kya bol raha hai maine call kiya??? No way.. Drugs??? Oh wait wait wait.. I was in college wahaan ladaai hui uss bich kissi ne drugs daale mere uppar then kya hua?? What the fuck?? Main ghar kaise aaya.. What the fuck am I missing.. Oh i remember i remember.. Mujhe halka saa yaad aaya maine Chang ko call karke bola tha.. Then Randy ko task diya tha.. No fucking way.. Maine Randy ko task diya?? Itana bada risk liya maine no fucking way..Kya tha woh?? Blackout?, Intoxication?? My Brain?? A Glimpse of 2.0??? No way it can't be 2.0.. 2.0 nahi ho shakta woh kissi ko kaam karne kaa nahi bolta woh khud jaake maarta usse.. Toh kya tha?? What the fuck was that..

Randy- you dead?? Hello.???

Main-Yeah yeah i am here.. I don't remember what happened..

Randy - Oh my god.. Drugs liye they??

Main - Liye nahi they mere uppar daale gaye they.. Toh Haan..

Randy-Oh Hell yeah iska matlab my dude 2.0 is coming back.. Thats what happens when he starts to wake up.. Oh it'll be fun now..

Main-No he is not coming back.. That was not 2. 0 he doesn't need someone's help he just does things on his own... That was something else some fucked up shit by my brain...

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Super fantastic update bhai
Black out wala bakchodi firse hone laga AP ko sayad kya iss sabki wajah se 2.0 wapis aayga lagta to wahi hai let see aage kya hota hai dekhna padega

 

[Shyam Singh]

Mind blowing... Bhai ye to naya locha paida ho gaya.. AP ko is drugs ka kuchh aur effect ho rha h.. Pahle to blackout ya 2.0 hota tha.. Ab ye naya kya rha h.. Ye naya wala third part to aur bhi khatarnak hoga...
Waiting for next..

 

[Iron Man]

Update-34(What The Fuck Just Happened???)


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Sam-Chill be maarna bandh kar behonsh hai woh..

Maine waapis jaake uss bandey ko pakkada or usse ghasitke bahaar leke aaya.. Woh bc almost behonsh hone ko tha..

Main-Idhar dekh bhosdk.. Mere sawaal kaa jawaab dey..

Aadmi-kkkkkya...?

Sam-Yahi ki Locker mein kya dhund raha tha..

Main-Nahi Ye drug fainkney kaa idea kiska tha.. Locker mein toh drugs dhund raha tha ye jo mill gaye hain..

Aadmi-Mmmujhe nahi maalum...

Maine usse uthaaya or fir kai punch uske khoon mein latpath thobdey par diye. "Mujhe nahi maalum" bola issne isase Atleast ye toh confirm hogaya ki 100 % woh already planned tha yaani achaanak se waise he nahi faink diya tha issne..

Main-Ab maalum chala???

Aadmi-N.... Nm...

Main thoda piche se ek lohe ki rod uthaake laaya jo bahot choti thi but kaafi thi.. Maine Uska hath pakkada or ussi par rod se maarne laga woh chilaaya idhar aas pass koi tha nahi abhi toh koi nahi aane waala Tha.. Lekin iss bich Abhi gang wahaan aagayi Jo humein pehle Mille they woh sab.. Abhi Ashish Anaa wagairaah Sab woh actually Anjali Ami or Jiya ko leke aae they...

Main-Haanji kuch yaad aaya..

Aadmi-Mmm. Ujhe...


Anjali-Oh my god already khatam kardiya...

Main-Bolega be... Munh khol..

Anjali-Don't worry main Thane mein puchlungi abhi hospital Jaane dey usko..

Main-5 seconds..

Maine woh rod fir uthaai he thi ki woh bol padda..

Aadmi-Sartaaajjjjjj kkk bhai ne...

Main - Ye kon??

Anjali-Apne district mein drug business kaa sabse uppar kaa banda hai Sartaaj.. Uska chota bhai and partner in crime hai Suresh..

Aadmi - Kal yahaan college mein dekha tttha usssssne tujhe kkkkaisse tu darrr gaya tha thodeyyyyyy se drugs se toh usssnnnee kaha aaaaj tu bichmeinnnn aaae toh yahi karun..

Main-Smart Haan.. Vinayak kahaan hai??

Aadmi-Ussssi k passs... Kahaan nnnahi maalum mujhe...

Tabtak ambulance aagayi wahaan or unhe daala gaya ambulance mein.. Uske locker mein se jo drugs Mille woh Anjali ne evidence mein liye..

Anjali-You ok??

Main-Yeah..

Main andar aaya lockers ki side wahaan munh dhoya jisase drugs uttare mere chehre se.. Uske alaawa logon kaa blood jo laga tha woh bhi saaf kiya maine.. Main bahot he ajeeb feel kar raha tha.. I mean for sure drugs mere mind k bahot bure lawde lagaatey hain.. Ye toh kam they or quality low thi inki warna wahi hota jo Delhi mein hua tha behosh wagairaah hota.. Naa caahtey hue bhi main involve hogaya but again ye self defense tha or ye count nahi hota.. Or Agar hota bhi hai toh bhi Randy unhe maardey toh bhi I don't give a fuck.. Lekin issue ye tha ab ye personal tha Sartaaj kaa bhai woh Suresh yaa jo bhi hai ussne kaafi galat kadam uthaaliya tha ye jaankaari thodi si galat paraapat hogayi thi usko.. Iss jaankaari k sath jinda toh nahi reh shakta tha woh nope not at all.. He needs to die he will die..

"AP"....???

Main apne khayalon se bahaar Aaya toh mere saamne Anaa khaddi thi...

Main-Yeah??

Anaa-You ok??

Main-Yeah.. I am good..

Anaa-What happened??

Main-Yeah.. Yep..

Anaa-AP??

Main-Yep??

Anaa-Kya yeah yep...? Theek ho tum..

Main-Yep.. Totally.. I am good kuch bhi toh nahi hua..

Anaa-Your eyes are so red oh my god..

Main-Yeah..

Anaa-Stop saying a single word AP kuch bolo..

Main sachi mein confused tha ki ho kya raha hai or main bol kya raha tha bc almost ye lagaalo daru k nashe mein tha main lekin bahot jyaada daru.. Main even bol bhi ek Nashedi ki tarah raha tha..

Main-Mujhe kaam Hai thoda I will be with you shortly..

Main uska jawaab sune bina canteen ki side aaya bc mere pair kaanp rele they main musqill se canteen mein aaya or seedha guffa mein ghussa.. Or andar jaatey he wahaan tuttey bed per Girr padda.. Bc sab kuch ghum raha tha gand he fatt gayi thi bc chakkar khaa khaa k.. Iss bich Laxman andar aaya ussne dekha tha mujhe andar aatey hue..

Laxman-Kya laaun gurudev..??

Main-Dustbin..

Laxman-Kya??

Main-Abe dustbin laa ulti karni hai jaldi bc..

Laxman bhaagke dustbin leke aaya lekin ulti nahi girri.. Main bed par baith gaya sir pakkad k Laxman mere sir ki malish karne laga.. or maine badi he musqill se Sam ko call kiya..

Main-Kahaan hai??

Sam-Idhadrrr...

Main-Jaldi guffa mein aajaao jaldi..

Call disconnected...

Main-Laxman maathey par malish kar toh..


Ashish - AP..??

Main-tu yahaan kya kar raha hai bhosdk..

Ashish - Woh Anaa ne bola check karun tujhe..

Main-Bhaag bhosdk..

Ashish-Theek hai tu??

Main-Haan be gandu Bhaag ab or munh khola toh gand fod dunga maar maar k teri... Bhakk..

Ashish gaya wahaan se or Sam Ravi Rohit enter hue.. Or unke enter hotey he maine ki uss dustbin mein ulti.. Haash bojh halka hogaya maano bc.. Gand fatt gayi thi chakkar khaa khaa k..

Sam Paani ki bottle laaya maine hath munh dhoye dustbin bandh kiya or Laxman usse legaya thikaane lagaaney..

Sam-Theek haibe??

Main-Abhi Haan 5 minute pehle nahi tha bc kahaan gand marwaane lag gaye they.. Bc dekha thaa naa drugs diye they mereko or tumhe maalum Hai jab mere andar drugs hon tab kabhi akela nahi chhodana mujhe.. Jabtak main naa kahun tabtak toh Atleast kabhi nahi..


Sam-Sorry men..

Main-fuck bc gand he Marr gayi thi.. Laxman I love you #NoHomo...

Main khadda hoke bahaar aaya toh puri Abhi gang ki najaar humaare gate par thi..

Main - Kya hua be??

Abhi - Theek ho tum???

Main-Yeah kyun??

Abhi-Andar se vomiting ki sound aarahi thi?? Kya hua??

Main-Woh Laxman tha usko hua tha kuch ab theek hai don't worry..

Ashish - pakka??

Main-Munh fod dunga main agar doobara Same question pucha toh..Oye Sam aaya main..

Ye bolke main bahaar aaya or Chang ko call kiya.. Mujhe badla caahiye tha or uss Sartaaj k bhai kaa marrna jaruri tha main yaa Chang kar nahi shaktey they kuch issliye Chang k through mereko Randy takk message pohanchaana tha..

Chang--Yep boss..

Main--Randy ko inform kar ki mujhe contact kare right now..

Chang-Right now?? Thoda musqill hoga inform kardunga main usko..

Main-Right now i said.. Suna?? RIGHT NOWWWWW..

Chang-OK ok chill.. Itana gussa kissliye.

Main-Koi issue hai hum dono kuch kar nahi shaktey issliye usko jaldi bol call kare mujhe..

Chang-OK main dekhta hun kya kiya jaa shakta Hai.. Hopefully abhi available hoga woh.

Call disconnected...

Bhenchod drugs kaa ashar kam jarur hua tha but still bahot buri haalat thi meri.. Fuck.. Main waapis canteen mein aaya pehle toh cold drink pee, Tab mera phone baja jo private number se tha...

Main-Hello..

Randy - Yeah.. Chang informed me. You wanted to talk??

Main - Yeah.. Ek issue hai..

Randy-Woh drug case jo kal suru hua??

Main-Yeah..

Randy-Ignore tumhaari police dekh rahi hai usse.. Dont get involved..

Main-Oh you are not getting my point here.. I want you to take care of that..

Randy-AP main koi local gunda nahi hun jo aise tuche logon k piche ghumta rahun.. You are hurting my ego.. Yelog exist bhi nahi kartey mere liye.. Tumhaari team dekh rahi hai dekhne do..

Main-Randy you need to listen to me..

Randy - Bro main ye nahi karne waala no way or naa he tum karne waale.. They are fucking nobody...

Main-Yeah and they Know how to slow me down..

Randy - Wait what???

Main-Yeah that's why...

Randy-Wait wait wait wait kya kaha tumne?? Unhe pata hai??

Main-Haan guess kiya ussne..he saw me reacting to drugs.

Randy-Hold on.. So tum keh rahe ho ki ek local gunde ko ye maalum Hai??

Main-Yeah.. Issliye I give you 2 choices give me drugs or kill thay guy.

Randy -This is nuts.. What the fuck.. Dont worry i got this.. You don't worry i got you.. You are not getting any drugs you hear me do not take any drugs I will kill him.. Stay the fuck away from drugs.

Main-Thank you.. Or Haan jo ladka hai woh Kal waala woh jinda rehna caahiye.. Rest wahaan kon hai kyun hai kaise hai I don't give a fuck.. Kill them all.. And there deaths should be horrifying..

Randy-Oh that's what I am talking about that's the AP I like.. I got you bro don't you stress it.. Just tune in the news.. I got you...

Main-Great..Thanks..

Call disconnected..

Haash finally...Woh Sab dekhlega ab thank god.. Main waapis canteen mein aaya Sam Ravi ko bulaaya bc mujhe nind aarahi thi or mereko ghar Jaake sona tha bc taaki ye ashar kam ho..fuck..Issliye Humlog Haweli aae koi nahi tha wahaan Babhi or Meenu bahaar gayi thi baaki sab kaam par issliye main seedha room mein aake pehle toh nahaaya then bc bed par Girr padda bc sab kuch ghum raha tha wahaan fuck.. Mereko 10 minutes mein nind aagayi but woh 10 minutes mein main bc Paagal hone ko tha almost.. Subah 10 baje toh firse sogaya main bc or meri nind khuli phone call se maine phone dekha toh private number tha.. Ye kon aagaya bhenchod..

Main-Hello..

Saamne se Randy ki awaaj aai..

Randy-Its done..

Main-Done what??

Randy - kya what... Jo bola tha tumne..

Main-Wait kya?? Maine kisko kya bola tha??

Randy - What the fuck I killed that Sartaaj his family his gang everybody..

Main-Sartaaj kon???

Randy - Bro drugs par hai kya?? Tumne literally mujhe call karke kahaa tha ki Sartaaj or uske bhai ko maardun kyunki usse tumhe Roukaney kaa tareeka maalum Hai or uss ladke ko bachaalun....

Main-What the fuck are you even talking about Randy.. I don't have a fucking clue what the fuck is going on..

Randy-You are fucking nuts dude fucking nuts.. I stopped all my tasks to do your task and that's how you thank me.. This is bullshit..I Killed a whole drug racket for you..

Main-Drugs.. Drugs.. Wait Drugs...

Ye words sunke mereko laga ek jhatka wait wait wait.. Kya hua tha?? Randy kya bol raha hai maine call kiya??? No way.. Drugs??? Oh wait wait wait.. I was in college wahaan ladaai hui uss bich kissi ne drugs daale mere uppar then kya hua?? What the fuck?? Main ghar kaise aaya.. What the fuck am I missing.. Oh i remember i remember.. Mujhe halka saa yaad aaya maine Chang ko call karke bola tha.. Then Randy ko task diya tha.. No fucking way.. Maine Randy ko task diya?? Itana bada risk liya maine no fucking way..Kya tha woh?? Blackout?, Intoxication?? My Brain?? A Glimpse of 2.0??? No way it can't be 2.0.. 2.0 nahi ho shakta woh kissi ko kaam karne kaa nahi bolta woh khud jaake maarta usse.. Toh kya tha?? What the fuck was that..

Randy- you dead?? Hello.???

Main-Yeah yeah i am here.. I don't remember what happened..

Randy - Oh my god.. Drugs liye they??

Main - Liye nahi they mere uppar daale gaye they.. Toh Haan..

Randy-Oh Hell yeah iska matlab my dude 2.0 is coming back.. Thats what happens when he starts to wake up.. Oh it'll be fun now..

Main-No he is not coming back.. That was not 2. 0 he doesn't need someone's help he just does things on his own... That was something else some fucked up shit by my brain...

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