Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

[AP 316]

WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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[Surya_021]

Excellent updates bhai

 

[Sweetkaran]

Update-527 (3.0)
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527


"Knock Knock"
"Knock Knock"


What the fuck do you mean " knock knock" What's happening??


Yeah hi-hello, koi plan hai??


Plan for what??


Usko maarne kaa, Whats his name? Arrey jissne dhoka diya..


Regan??


Yeah that one.


Yeah I am working on it..


Working on it?? Woh kaise??


Working matlab main karlunga, tumhe kya matlab hai??


Mujhe kya Matlab hai?? Are you fucking stupid or what?? He destroyed my plan?? It was my fucking plan.. Tum ye toh nahi soch rahe woh tumhara plan tha?? Kyunki aisa nahi tha it was all my fucking plan..


Wait?? 3.0..What the hell are you doing here.


3.0?? What the fuck is 3.0?? What's that..


Tum?? Or kon??


Me?? I am not 3.0 what the fuck? I am The Devil.. I am what you call the Creator of everything related to you, i am the reason you are alive.. I am the source of everything.. All of this started from me, you started from me, i created you and everything you have.. I am the reason of every good and bad memories you have..


What?? No you are not it's just a dream.. I know it's just a dream..


Dream? Main Dream? Me?? Acha then uthke dikha?? Wake up agar main ek dream hun toh??


I Can't?? What?? I Can't..


Yeah exactly, now listen mujhe bahaar nahi aana hai, i dont have time or energy to waste on this shit i am not in a good enough mood to come out specially yahaan par.. This place is a literall shit hole..So main tumhe bataunga mujhe kaise roukana hai first of all drugs you need drugs good amount of drugs....


Drugs?? Yahan kahan hai drugs??


You stupid fuck, yahaan bahot saare drugs hain, but most importantly Salvia divinorum Plant kaa naam maalum hai tumhe aka Sage plant...


No..


Pucha nahi bataya maine, tumhe maalum hai remember headquarter attack k baad tu cocaine k dusare versions dhund raha tha online tab tune iska bhi ek tab khola tha..


Yeah.. Yeah.. I remember.. But kya tha woh ye yaad nahi hai..


Woh yaad rahega bhi nahi kyunki tune usko padhne ki bajaae bus photo dekh k bandh kardiya tha usko.. But guess what maine padha usko..Uska result hota hai jaise tumne Cocaine or Weed ek sath le lee ho but Cocaine kam amount mein and weed jyaada. So woh yahaan kaafi hotey hain.. Pehchaanega kaise?? Woh main bataunga, woh actually 3-4 feet uncha harra ghaas hota hai jiske patte chottey-2 hotey hain but unke uppar sky blue colour k chote-2 buds And flowers hotey hain .. Uske jaisa or kuch nahi hai yahaan so easily pehchaan jaaega tu specially aisi he rocks k area mein hota hai woh. Uski leaves ko khaana hai tujhe 5-6 Jyaada nahi warna, Ahem-2.. Dead.. You know.. Dead.


Tumhe ye sab kaise pata hai.? Jo maine nahi padha woh tumne kaise padha..


Mujhe sab pata hai mujhe toh pata bhi tha woh dhoka dega tumhe.. Lol.. Also jab tum photo dekh rahe they uss plant ki tab main uske niche likha description padh raha tha, photo nahi dekhi maine woh tumhaare hisse se lee maine.. And yes maine 2 seconds mein ye sab padh liya tha..


Wait wait tumhe pata tha Regan mujhe dhoka dega??


Kon Regan?? Oh.. Yeah.. Ofcourse.. Kitana simple toh tha, kitana awkward behave kar raha tha woh jab usse mission nahi pata tha, baar baar tumse baat suru kar raha tha woh taaki tum usse bata do jabki itana experienced banda samjhdaar hota hai ki agar uski jarurat hogi mission mein kahin toh usse bata he denge warna nahi but usko jaanana tha.. Then plan pata hone k baad woh tumhare pass aaya shaabasi dene k liye lekin real mein usse woh paper chahiye tha jisase tumhaare mercenaries ne apni bank details likhi thi.. But unfortunately woh paper dusare k pass tha.. Jo usse nahi pata tha.. Then itane bade mission k liye 5-7 guns laane k liye woh almost 2 din gayab raha, are you kidding me tab bhi nahi samjha tu.. Stupid fuck..


Toh tumne mujhe bataya kyun nahi?? What?? Ye sab hota he nahi agar tu bata deta toh what the fuck?


I don't know actually maine kyun nahi bataaya tumhe.. Oh yeah right meri yaadast meri yaadast moment based hai main seconds mein sab bhool jaata hun jo mujhe yaad rehte hai but scientifically bhool jaata hun.. Issliye..


What the fuck??You are stupid.. Fucking dumbass..


Mind your fucking tongue i am the one helping you here.. Samjha.. Don't make me angry. Because i still can ruin you.. So go fast and do what you are told to do.. Otherwise get ready to face the consequences, my consequences and i am pretty sure you are not ready for that.. Because Blood and Chaos follow me everywhere i go and you don't want that, no one does..


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Fantastic update bro

 

[yajivagan]

Nice Updates...

 

[Vickyabhi]

Fantastic updates

 

[Sushilnkt]

क्या क्या देखना पड़ रहा है।


मस्त सिन चल रहा है।

 

[Janu002]

Superb update

 

[AP 316]

Bhai mey continuously week Se apke 3 part padhke pure kiye rukne ka man hi nhi kar raha tha pahele part hey Ap ko apne ek school boy dikhaya hey jaise generally hota hey but action bhi dikha hey fight love dokhaa sab ekdam fadu tha ohh part
Nex part mey apne college life explain Kiya hey ki kya kese hota hey Aur action ko aur uper ke level ko leke gaye ho that's was very wonderful Ek world famous killers Ko marna Ye bohot hi high level tha
Aur ab ye 3 part was literally full insene hey shurwat mast huva sab sd ke bando ke sath lafde fir bich mey hi local threat Se nipaatna fir dusty ke thru Sab ko pata chlana ki ohh MOD hey fir cbi etc,, Ghar valo ka support jana, trust nhi karna, tadipar hona usko samjmey agya ki paise ke our power ke Bina bhi kese jina ho Sakata hey apne dimag se uske bad cbi join hona ohh bohot hi scene tha ohhh ekdam fadu, then fir Deva par attack hona fir wapas ake sab se badla lena ohh to full bhayank se uper scene the last Wala to ekdam fadu tha pande Aur uske sathi Ko marna gajab ka tha ohh

Aur fir bovice ka bulava ana fir underworld mey lotna uske bad ka insene se bhi uper ka tha sab bole to ekdam fadu zakkas fabulous tha ohh jail break ka scene hoo ya ohh bhai bhen ke sth ka fight scene Ho

Aur ye last Vala EMO ko chudwa ne wala plan to top class Se bhi uper tha kya gajab ka soch a tha chopper the bomb missile Sab ekdam Sab se uper tha, bich mey hi dhoka milna fir abhi last vale update to ekdam top class the cannable vla scene to ekdam zakkasss tha bole to sab fad update the, ab age bhi sab ki fad ke rakhne vale hi update ayenge uspar to koi shak bhi nhi hey

Last mey ekdam outstanding excellent fabulous iske uper apne pass word hi nhi hey baki aap apne bhai ki feeling ko samj hi jaoge, so love bro( ye love you Ap jaisa hi hey no homo Vala ) aise hi likhte the rakhiye aur apki sari problem jald hi dur ho jayegi yahi duva hey bhagwan se
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[Vicky11]

Nice updates.

 

[RAAZ]

Update-524( Plans!)
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524

Ab master turant he sogaye they wahaan pathar par he main bhi ab thakk raha tha so main rounds rukk-2 k he laga raha tha uppar se bhenchod niche jaanwar, birds and insects ki sound bahot jyaada thi jo bhayanak irritate kar rahi thi mujhe . Ab finally kareeb 5 hours ki nind k baad master ek baar uthe then karwat badal k fir soney waale they ki unhe yaad aaya woh kahaan hain tab woh uthke baithe and mujhe dekha..

EMO-Everything alright??

Main-Yeah..

Emo-Aajaao.. I'll take your place.. Kaafi derr so liya main..

Main-Thanks.. Sab sahi hai kuch ghantey pehle maine apne piche kaafi durr kuch ajeeb se awaajein suni thi jaanwaron ki nahi thi i think wohlog wahaan rukkein hain or agar main sahi hun toh humse bahot durr hain wohlog..

Emo-Ok.. Dont worry aaraam se sojaao..

And finally main niche leta ab niche pathar par mujhe nahi laga tha main so paaunga lekin bhenchod mujhe literally 2 minutes baad he nind aagayi thi, Bhalle he jagah ne dikkat di lekin nind bahot he badhiya aai kyunki sareer k liye much needed thi ye main kai dafa utha bhi lekin firse sogaya main..

Finally master ne mujhe jagaaya maine aankhein kholi he thi ki master ne mujhe chup rehne kaa ishaara kiya..

Emo-Ssshhhh.. Aarahe hain wohlog..

Ye suntey he main jhat se khadda hua or master mujhe ek pathar k piche legaye..

EMO-Woh dekho.. Udhar..

Maine udhar dekha toh master sahi they saamne 5 bandey they as expected naked unmein se 2 k pass Bow and arrows thi and 2 k pass bhaale (spears) they lakdi k obviously and ek khaali hath tha and wohlog humaari tarar he aarahe they...

Main-Ok.. Ok.. Here is the plan.. Humlog yahin rahenge kyunki ye best chance hai apne liye, hum in sabko uppar aane denge uske baad he attack karenge piche se humein spears waalon ko pehle dekhna hai kyunki itani close range mein Bow waale kuch nahi kar paaenge..Bullet ek he chalaaunga main baaki sab dekhlena..

Emo-Ok.. Agar yelog humare he raaste se uppar aatey hain toh yahin rukkenge humlog..

Ab wohlog ek dusare k sath cheddkhaani kartey hue humaari taraf badh rahe they.. Humaara plan set tha bus execute bhi waise he karna tha.. Wohlog finally cliff k pass pohanchey or idhar humlog hue ready lekin wohlog uppar nahi aaye ulta wohlog ne cliff k chaaron taraf dekha or humaare saamne ki taraf chal paddey yaani jiss direction mein humein jaana tha wohlog uske left mein chal paddey jiska reason humein pata chala tab jab unhone jameen par se ek sukha nariyal uthaaya, master Emo kaa plan successful hua tha kyunki raatko unhone last nariyal kaa paani peeke usse yahaan se ussi taraf fainka tha jisase unhe laga ki humlog ussi taraf gaye they jo humaare liye bahot achi baat thi..

Emo-it worked..

Main-It did..

Emo-Isase ye toh prove hogaya ki beshak ye bahot jyaada smart hain lekin basic logic missing hai inka.. Woh genes developed nahi hain inmein..

Main-Yes.

Emo-Jo humaare liye achi baat hai.

Main-100%..

Emo-Thoda or so jaao tum..Abhi time hai..

Main - Nahi abhi chal padtey hain aaj raatko jaldi rest lelenge..

Emo-Woh saamme dekh rahe ho??

Main-Kya cliffs??

Emo-Yes..3 cliffs najar aarahi hain yahaan se same direction mein..

Main-3rd toh bahot durr hai. 60-70Kms hogi.. Jo bade waali hai wahi naa??

Emo-Yeah.. So aaj raat wahin rukktey hain.. Kyunki ye cliffs safest places hain..

Main-Lekin woh bahot unchi hai uske Uppar no way humlog jaa paaenge.. Uske Uppar Niche jaaenge tabtak humlog 10-20 Km orr travel karenge..

Emo-Puri unchaai par nahi jaana hai.. Jahaan takk safe lagega wahan takk jaaenge.. Then dekho ye yahaan se aage takk left takk ki ye range mountain range hai or yahaan se woh last cliff dikh rahi hai mujhe iska matlab most probably uske baad maximum 10-20 km par sea he hoga...Kyunki aage koi cliff najar nahi aarahi hai..

Main-Possible hai for sure..

So humaara plan set tha humlog ko aaj uss cliff takk pohanchana tha or agar aaj wahaan pohanchey toh fir aage humein hopefully sea najar he aajaaega.. Waise toh humein more then 200Kms jaana tha meri calculation k hissab se but meri calculation mein mistake ho shakti hai kyunki mujhe nahi maalum tha helicopter kitani speed se andar aaya tha Island k toh hopefully kam distance bhi ho shakta hai..Yaani agar master sahi hain toh kal dopehar takk humlog Sea k pass ho shaktey they or dopehar ko he humein pohanchana tha kyunki humlog Sea mein raatko swim nahi karne waale they jiska sabse bada reason tha Weather humlog literally freeze ho jaaenge uske andar bahot thand hoti hai raatko yahaan and samundar mein toh or bhayanak hogi issliye plan tha Dhoop Dhoop mein suruwaat kar lein swim ki taaki raatko thodi he derr rehna paddey andar..

So ye tha plan, plan simple or do able tha bus yelog humse durr rahein jo abtak reh he rahe they lekin mujhe nahi lagta wohlog jyaada derr rahenge kyunki maine unke sathiyon ko maara tha or master ne mujhe bataaya raatko jo unki sound main sunn raha tha woh inke maatam (grief) manaaney ki sound thi kissi k marrne par yaani wohlog gussa they bahot jyaada gussa.. Or i am sure inhe caahe kuch nahi aata ho lekin badla lena toh jarur aata hoga..

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1st night araam se guzar gayi magar kab tak junglio se peecha chuada payega coz kahi na kahi woh samne aanke khade honge aur agar ustime Bhaisahab nikal aaye to phir unko control karna bhi mushkil hoga. A ki junglio ke liye Balki emo ke liye bhi.

 

[Jasdil]

Update-527 (3.0)
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527


"Knock Knock"
"Knock Knock"


What the fuck do you mean " knock knock" What's happening??


Yeah hi-hello, koi plan hai??


Plan for what??


Usko maarne kaa, Whats his name? Arrey jissne dhoka diya..


Regan??


Yeah that one.


Yeah I am working on it..


Working on it?? Woh kaise??


Working matlab main karlunga, tumhe kya matlab hai??


Mujhe kya Matlab hai?? Are you fucking stupid or what?? He destroyed my plan?? It was my fucking plan.. Tum ye toh nahi soch rahe woh tumhara plan tha?? Kyunki aisa nahi tha it was all my fucking plan..


Wait?? 3.0..What the hell are you doing here.


3.0?? What the fuck is 3.0?? What's that..


Tum?? Or kon??


Me?? I am not 3.0 what the fuck? I am The Devil.. I am what you call the Creator of everything related to you, i am the reason you are alive.. I am the source of everything.. All of this started from me, you started from me, i created you and everything you have.. I am the reason of every good and bad memories you have..


What?? No you are not it's just a dream.. I know it's just a dream..


Dream? Main Dream? Me?? Acha then uthke dikha?? Wake up agar main ek dream hun toh??


I Can't?? What?? I Can't..


Yeah exactly, now listen mujhe bahaar nahi aana hai, i dont have time or energy to waste on this shit i am not in a good enough mood to come out specially yahaan par.. This place is a literall shit hole..So main tumhe bataunga mujhe kaise roukana hai first of all drugs you need drugs good amount of drugs....


Drugs?? Yahan kahan hai drugs??


You stupid fuck, yahaan bahot saare drugs hain, but most importantly Salvia divinorum Plant kaa naam maalum hai tumhe aka Sage plant...


No..


Pucha nahi bataya maine, tumhe maalum hai remember headquarter attack k baad tu cocaine k dusare versions dhund raha tha online tab tune iska bhi ek tab khola tha..


Yeah.. Yeah.. I remember.. But kya tha woh ye yaad nahi hai..


Woh yaad rahega bhi nahi kyunki tune usko padhne ki bajaae bus photo dekh k bandh kardiya tha usko.. But guess what maine padha usko..Uska result hota hai jaise tumne Cocaine or Weed ek sath le lee ho but Cocaine kam amount mein and weed jyaada. So woh yahaan kaafi hotey hain.. Pehchaanega kaise?? Woh main bataunga, woh actually 3-4 feet uncha harra ghaas hota hai jiske patte chottey-2 hotey hain but unke uppar sky blue colour k chote-2 buds And flowers hotey hain .. Uske jaisa or kuch nahi hai yahaan so easily pehchaan jaaega tu specially aisi he rocks k area mein hota hai woh. Uski leaves ko khaana hai tujhe 5-6 Jyaada nahi warna, Ahem-2.. Dead.. You know.. Dead.


Tumhe ye sab kaise pata hai.? Jo maine nahi padha woh tumne kaise padha..


Mujhe sab pata hai mujhe toh pata bhi tha woh dhoka dega tumhe.. Lol.. Also jab tum photo dekh rahe they uss plant ki tab main uske niche likha description padh raha tha, photo nahi dekhi maine woh tumhaare hisse se lee maine.. And yes maine 2 seconds mein ye sab padh liya tha..


Wait wait tumhe pata tha Regan mujhe dhoka dega??


Kon Regan?? Oh.. Yeah.. Ofcourse.. Kitana simple toh tha, kitana awkward behave kar raha tha woh jab usse mission nahi pata tha, baar baar tumse baat suru kar raha tha woh taaki tum usse bata do jabki itana experienced banda samjhdaar hota hai ki agar uski jarurat hogi mission mein kahin toh usse bata he denge warna nahi but usko jaanana tha.. Then plan pata hone k baad woh tumhare pass aaya shaabasi dene k liye lekin real mein usse woh paper chahiye tha jisase tumhaare mercenaries ne apni bank details likhi thi.. But unfortunately woh paper dusare k pass tha.. Jo usse nahi pata tha.. Then itane bade mission k liye 5-7 guns laane k liye woh almost 2 din gayab raha, are you kidding me tab bhi nahi samjha tu.. Stupid fuck..


Toh tumne mujhe bataya kyun nahi?? What?? Ye sab hota he nahi agar tu bata deta toh what the fuck?


I don't know actually maine kyun nahi bataaya tumhe.. Oh yeah right meri yaadast meri yaadast moment based hai main seconds mein sab bhool jaata hun jo mujhe yaad rehte hai but scientifically bhool jaata hun.. Issliye..


What the fuck??You are stupid.. Fucking dumbass..


Mind your fucking tongue i am the one helping you here.. Samjha.. Don't make me angry. Because i still can ruin you.. So go fast and do what you are told to do.. Otherwise get ready to face the consequences, my consequences and i am pretty sure you are not ready for that.. Because Blood and Chaos follow me everywhere i go and you don't want that, no one does..


Continued...

Bhut bhut must shandar update bro