Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

[AP 316]

WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

Thread is Live. Updates soon.

 

[Aryanv]

. awesome updates ....

 

[andyking302]

Update-524( Plans!)
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524

Ab master turant he sogaye they wahaan pathar par he main bhi ab thakk raha tha so main rounds rukk-2 k he laga raha tha uppar se bhenchod niche jaanwar, birds and insects ki sound bahot jyaada thi jo bhayanak irritate kar rahi thi mujhe . Ab finally kareeb 5 hours ki nind k baad master ek baar uthe then karwat badal k fir soney waale they ki unhe yaad aaya woh kahaan hain tab woh uthke baithe and mujhe dekha..

EMO-Everything alright??

Main-Yeah..

Emo-Aajaao.. I'll take your place.. Kaafi derr so liya main..

Main-Thanks.. Sab sahi hai kuch ghantey pehle maine apne piche kaafi durr kuch ajeeb se awaajein suni thi jaanwaron ki nahi thi i think wohlog wahaan rukkein hain or agar main sahi hun toh humse bahot durr hain wohlog..

Emo-Ok.. Dont worry aaraam se sojaao..

And finally main niche leta ab niche pathar par mujhe nahi laga tha main so paaunga lekin bhenchod mujhe literally 2 minutes baad he nind aagayi thi, Bhalle he jagah ne dikkat di lekin nind bahot he badhiya aai kyunki sareer k liye much needed thi ye main kai dafa utha bhi lekin firse sogaya main..

Finally master ne mujhe jagaaya maine aankhein kholi he thi ki master ne mujhe chup rehne kaa ishaara kiya..

Emo-Ssshhhh.. Aarahe hain wohlog..

Ye suntey he main jhat se khadda hua or master mujhe ek pathar k piche legaye..

EMO-Woh dekho.. Udhar..

Maine udhar dekha toh master sahi they saamne 5 bandey they as expected naked unmein se 2 k pass Bow and arrows thi and 2 k pass bhaale (spears) they lakdi k obviously and ek khaali hath tha and wohlog humaari tarar he aarahe they...

Main-Ok.. Ok.. Here is the plan.. Humlog yahin rahenge kyunki ye best chance hai apne liye, hum in sabko uppar aane denge uske baad he attack karenge piche se humein spears waalon ko pehle dekhna hai kyunki itani close range mein Bow waale kuch nahi kar paaenge..Bullet ek he chalaaunga main baaki sab dekhlena..

Emo-Ok.. Agar yelog humare he raaste se uppar aatey hain toh yahin rukkenge humlog..

Ab wohlog ek dusare k sath cheddkhaani kartey hue humaari taraf badh rahe they.. Humaara plan set tha bus execute bhi waise he karna tha.. Wohlog finally cliff k pass pohanchey or idhar humlog hue ready lekin wohlog uppar nahi aaye ulta wohlog ne cliff k chaaron taraf dekha or humaare saamne ki taraf chal paddey yaani jiss direction mein humein jaana tha wohlog uske left mein chal paddey jiska reason humein pata chala tab jab unhone jameen par se ek sukha nariyal uthaaya, master Emo kaa plan successful hua tha kyunki raatko unhone last nariyal kaa paani peeke usse yahaan se ussi taraf fainka tha jisase unhe laga ki humlog ussi taraf gaye they jo humaare liye bahot achi baat thi..

Emo-it worked..

Main-It did..

Emo-Isase ye toh prove hogaya ki beshak ye bahot jyaada smart hain lekin basic logic missing hai inka.. Woh genes developed nahi hain inmein..

Main-Yes.

Emo-Jo humaare liye achi baat hai.

Main-100%..

Emo-Thoda or so jaao tum..Abhi time hai..

Main - Nahi abhi chal padtey hain aaj raatko jaldi rest lelenge..

Emo-Woh saamme dekh rahe ho??

Main-Kya cliffs??

Emo-Yes..3 cliffs najar aarahi hain yahaan se same direction mein..

Main-3rd toh bahot durr hai. 60-70Kms hogi.. Jo bade waali hai wahi naa??

Emo-Yeah.. So aaj raat wahin rukktey hain.. Kyunki ye cliffs safest places hain..

Main-Lekin woh bahot unchi hai uske Uppar no way humlog jaa paaenge.. Uske Uppar Niche jaaenge tabtak humlog 10-20 Km orr travel karenge..

Emo-Puri unchaai par nahi jaana hai.. Jahaan takk safe lagega wahan takk jaaenge.. Then dekho ye yahaan se aage takk left takk ki ye range mountain range hai or yahaan se woh last cliff dikh rahi hai mujhe iska matlab most probably uske baad maximum 10-20 km par sea he hoga...Kyunki aage koi cliff najar nahi aarahi hai..

Main-Possible hai for sure..

So humaara plan set tha humlog ko aaj uss cliff takk pohanchana tha or agar aaj wahaan pohanchey toh fir aage humein hopefully sea najar he aajaaega.. Waise toh humein more then 200Kms jaana tha meri calculation k hissab se but meri calculation mein mistake ho shakti hai kyunki mujhe nahi maalum tha helicopter kitani speed se andar aaya tha Island k toh hopefully kam distance bhi ho shakta hai..Yaani agar master sahi hain toh kal dopehar takk humlog Sea k pass ho shaktey they or dopehar ko he humein pohanchana tha kyunki humlog Sea mein raatko swim nahi karne waale they jiska sabse bada reason tha Weather humlog literally freeze ho jaaenge uske andar bahot thand hoti hai raatko yahaan and samundar mein toh or bhayanak hogi issliye plan tha Dhoop Dhoop mein suruwaat kar lein swim ki taaki raatko thodi he derr rehna paddey andar..

So ye tha plan, plan simple or do able tha bus yelog humse durr rahein jo abtak reh he rahe they lekin mujhe nahi lagta wohlog jyaada derr rahenge kyunki maine unke sathiyon ko maara tha or master ne mujhe bataaya raatko jo unki sound main sunn raha tha woh inke maatam (grief) manaaney ki sound thi kissi k marrne par yaani wohlog gussa they bahot jyaada gussa.. Or i am sure inhe caahe kuch nahi aata ho lekin badla lena toh jarur aata hoga..

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शानदार जबरदस्त लाजवाब update bhai

Abb inko dono ko bohot hi jada tension ho gayi hey ohhh log inse badala leke rahenge ab dekhne mey maja to ayega

 

[Atharv]

Sandaar adhbhut lajawab update bhai

 

[andyking302]

Update-525(The Face-Off)
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525

Humlog ne pehle toh uppar fruits khaaye naaste k liye jisme humein food or paani dono kaa dose mill gaya then humlog niche uttare jo hard tha uppar jaane k muqable lekin humlog uttar gaye or I think subah 8 baje k aas pass humne aaj ki journey suru kardi thi or aaj kaa distance jyaada tha nahi humlog easily karlene waale they.. Mera pair pehle se kam dard kar raha tha aaram se chaltey time toh pata takk nahi chal raha tha jo ek or good news thi..

Humne pehle toh Coconuts kaa intejaam kiya, humne matlab master ne woh uppar gaye maine najar rakhi humne 2 branches uthaai abki baar 1 master ne lee or ek maine total 9 coconuts they humaare pass jo aaj ke liye kaafi they..

Aaj ki journey bahot softly hui humlog kareeb 5-6 hours takk badhiya pace par rukk rukk k chaltey rahe dopehar hogayi thi or aaj badhiya dhoop thi jo humaare liye or acha tha kyunki shardi kam ho rahi thi isase, jiska matlab kal bhi same weather hua toh humlog din mein easily swim kar lenge.

Ab 5-6 hours k baad Humne break liya tha khaane k liye humaare saamne ek badhiya saa breadfruit kaa tree tha jispar bhayanak quantity mein fruits lage they jo humlog niche se bhi todd paa rahe they humne bahot saare fruits todde and niche baithke khaane lage. Humein badhiya bhook lagi thi isliye mast humlog khaane mein masgull they lekin humaari bhook tab marri jab ek teer(arrow) aaya humaare left se or master k shoulder mein jaake dhansa ye dekhtey he master ne mujhe maari laat jisase main side mein ludka or ek or arrow aake laga uss tree k uppar main naa hatta hota toh meri bhi shoulder mein aake lagta ye arrow ab main ludak k tree k piche aaya or pistol nikaali master bhi rengtey hue ek side jaane lage humaare left mein 7-8 bandey they jo open mein khaddey they jisme se kuch toh ye subah waale he they jo dusari direction mein gaye they matlab yelog bawle nahi they ulta bahot shyaane they ab wohlog master k uppar arrows daagne lage toh maine pehle bow waale ko maari chaati mein goli jiske lagtey he woh niche girra or dusare bandey idhar udhar bhaagne lage lekin tree kaa cover nahi liya unhone matlab jyaada advanced nahi they combat mein ye inke pass bus numbers or aim tha nothing else.. Maine then dusare k uppar goli chalaai jo usko shayad chuu k nikal gayi lekin still niche girra woh, or jyaada goliyaan waste nahi karni thi mujhe issliye maine gun daali or last Bow waale ki side bhaaga jo still idhar udhar bhaag raha tha, wohlog master ki taraf he badh rahe they issliye main aage badha kyunki abhi bhaag shaktey nahi they yahaan se issliye main bhaaga uski taraf or jabtak usse realise hua ki main uske piche hun tabtak meri laat lagi uske munh k uppar or woh girra piche jaake uska bow ek side girra or 1 arrow wahin girri jo bow k andar load ki thi ussne maine woh bow uthaai or usase pehle utha, woh meri taraf literally jaanwar ki tarah jhapta like no joke seedha jaanwar, ussne punch wunch nahi maarna caaha mujhe balki apne hathon ko jaanwar ki tarah meri taraf chalaaya lekin usase pehle maine ussi ki arrow uski chaati mein ghonp di , obviously main bow jitana pressure nahi de paaya but still arrow uske chaati mein dhansi or woh karhaata hua mujhse piche hatta jisase woh arrow mere hath mein he reh gayi, woh karhata hua he bahot speed se mujhse durr bhaagne laga, maine picha nahi kiya kyunki uske liye time nahi tha or ye humaari opposite direction mein jaa raha tha so i dont give a fuck.. Maine uska bow uthaaya arrow ek he thi mere pass or target bhi ek he tha baaki sab already bhaag chuke they but ek banda uss niche girre hue bandey ko uthaa raha tha jisko goli chuu k nikali thi ab unka Bow kaafi ajeeb tha lekin itana bhi ajeeb nahi ki main mere saamne khaddey hue bandey ko nishaana naa laga paaun issliye maine arrow lee or lagaake nishaana chhod di, arrow jaake lagi seedha uski chaati mein or ye waali arrow puri dhansi, woh banda wahin k wahin girr gaya.. Main aage aaya toh woh niche jo girra tha banda goli usko chhu k nahi gayi balki uski ribs mein jaa lagi thi mujhe dekh ussne chattpataana suru kiya mujhse durr jaane k liye and pehli baar maine unke cehre ko gourr se dekha, woh moment sachmein terrifying thi bhenchod shakal bhi ajeeb he thi inki toh like literally ajeeb humans nahi they yelog .. Ab main usko maarne waala nahi tha kyunki jaisa maine dekha tha yelog aapas mein help kartey hain toh ye yahaan rahega toh jab baaki mere piche aaenge wohlog iske uppar time pass karenge jo humaare liye badhiya tha..

Then again sunaai di mujhe woh same bhayanak awaaj jungle k andar se jo yelog aapas mein signal bhejne k liye use kartey hain, ab bhaagne kaa time tha kyunki this shit was fucking dangerous..

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शानदार जबरदस्त भाई लाजवाब update bhai jann

Mast action dukhya hey bhai bow Se

 

[andyking302]

Update-526 ( The Clock Is Ticking!)
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526

Woh awaaj sunte he main master ki taraf bhaaga unhone woh arrow nikaal liya tha apne shoulder se lakdi kaa arrow tha toh jabtak critical points par nahi lagega tabtak humlog seh shaktey they isko..

Main-You good??

Emo-Yeah let's go.

Main-Thanks for saving my life..

Emo-Thanks for saving mine..

Maine Master ko hath pakkadke khadda kiya..

Main-Ab humein nahi rukkna hai..

Emo-Yeah.. Lets see kahan takk jaa shaktey hain humlog..Kyunki i am sure abki baar unke numbers bahot jyaada hone waale hain..

Main-Yep..

Ab again suru kiya humne bhaagna, humlog speed se chale, itana bhi nahi ki humaare fefde fatt jaaein but badhiya speed se.

Hum bhaagte kaafi derr then rest letey then repeat.. Yahi kar rahe they humlog. Or issi wajah se jiss cliff par humein raat takk pohanchana tha wahan humlog shyaam ko he pohanch gaye they like pohanchey nahi they but dikh rahi thi woh humse 1-2 Kilometres durr..Humne agla rest uske pass pohanchke liya kyunki humlog bahot thakk gaye they, or mere pair mein bhi bahot dard horaha tha ab.

Emo-Ab kya karein?? Yahaan rukkein? Yaa chalein kyunki humlog easily raat takk 10 Kilometers toh jarur pura kar shaktey hain..But maybe aage utni safe jagah naa mille so it's risky..

Main-Hmm.. Lets do this humlog abhi yahin rukktey hain and subah jaldi nikal lenge like 8-9 ki bajaae humlog 6 baje takk nikal lenge, kyunki i think Sea maximum 10-20 kilometers durr hai toh humlog subah chalke kal dopehar takk wahaan pohanchenge jo best hai kyunki humlog ko din mein he swim karni hai..

Emo-Great idea..Ye kartey hain..

Main-Dinner kaa intejaam karlein pehle piche ki side Breadfruits they thoda..

Humlog thoda waapis aaye and abki baar maine todde fruits and unko leke humlog waapis cliff k pass aaye, and then humein realise hua ki cliff bahot jyaada unchi thi jo humein maalum tha durr se he lekin abhi realise hua ki bahot unchi thi toh uppar takk toh nahi jaane waale they humlog, issliye humne ghumm firrke uske bich mein he ek jagah dekh lee jahaan humlog rukkenge master gaye uppar then main gaya ye cliff k andar he ek choti c cliff yaa guffa type jagah thi jahaan se mujhe 4on taraf kaa toh nahi lekin jo jo hissa dikhna cahiye woh dikh raha tha.. Humne pehle toh dinner kiya shyaam k 7 k aas pass time raha hoga.. Ab again master ko maine pehle sone ko bola kyunki main kitana bhi thakka hua houn lekin abhi 6-7 baje nind nahi aane waali thi bc.. Good news ye thi ki aaj hum dono he approximately 6-6 hours ki sleep le shaktey they jisase thakaan par kaafi farak padega, lekin ab thakaan thi he nahi bc ab dard tha sareer ka literally harr hissa kahin naa kahin se pain kar raha tha..

Master jald he sogaye they wahin main watch duty par tha mujhe pata nahi kyun lag raha tha ki ye ek bad idea hai, i mean yahaan rukkna but maybe i am wrong..Also meri body ab bahot jorr jorr se drugs maang rahi thi like Main wahaan baithke time count kar raha tha ki main kitani derr takk seh shakta hun, bus kuch bhi karke main ek baar Sea mein enter kar jaaun bus, kyunki Sea mein 3.0 kuch nahi kar shakta usse majbooran sea cross karna padega or jabtak sea cross karega tabtak uska jaane kaa time ho jaaega yeass.
or time nahi hua toh?

Ho jaaega be... No way 6-8 ghantey ki swim k liye woh rukkega yahaan par..Or kuch nahi toh Boriyaat k maare waapis chala jaaega woh.

Yeah that's right woh literally 1 hour bhi bina kuch kiye nahi reh shakta toh ghanton ki swim k liye bhalla kaise rukkega.. Fan fucking tastic..

Ab kuch ghantey baad mujhe again jungle mein durr awaajein sunaai di jo unki night off hone kaa matlab hoti hai kyunki pichli raat bhi aisi awaajon k baad mujhe kuch nahi sunaai diya tha..

Waise ab unhe pata hai humlog kahaan jaa rahe hain toh ye unke liye or easy hogaya tha and humaare liye or bhi dangerous.. Jungle mein din jitana khoobsurat hota hai raat utani he bhayanak hoti hai, aise - 2 jaanwaron ki awaaj sunaai de rahi thi bhenchod jo maine kabhi Discovery channel takk par nahi suni thi.

Master finally uthe unhone mujhe dekha then uthke baith gaye, theek time par uthe they woh kyunki bc ab meri aankhein apne aap bandh hone lagi thi 12-1 baj gaye they raat k..

Emo - Go ahead..

Main-Yeah..

Main ek baar niche girrtey he so gaya bhenchod kya he nind aai maano king size bed par so raha tha main.. Aaj ki nind jaruri thi kyunki kal bahot important din tha humaare liye, bahot jyaada important..

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शानदार जबरदस्त लाजवाब update bhai jann

 

[andyking302]

Update-527 (3.0)
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527


"Knock Knock"
"Knock Knock"


What the fuck do you mean " knock knock" What's happening??


Yeah hi-hello, koi plan hai??


Plan for what??


Usko maarne kaa, Whats his name? Arrey jissne dhoka diya..


Regan??


Yeah that one.


Yeah I am working on it..


Working on it?? Woh kaise??


Working matlab main karlunga, tumhe kya matlab hai??


Mujhe kya Matlab hai?? Are you fucking stupid or what?? He destroyed my plan?? It was my fucking plan.. Tum ye toh nahi soch rahe woh tumhara plan tha?? Kyunki aisa nahi tha it was all my fucking plan..


Wait?? 3.0..What the hell are you doing here.


3.0?? What the fuck is 3.0?? What's that..


Tum?? Or kon??


Me?? I am not 3.0 what the fuck? I am The Devil.. I am what you call the Creator of everything related to you, i am the reason you are alive.. I am the source of everything.. All of this started from me, you started from me, i created you and everything you have.. I am the reason of every good and bad memories you have..


What?? No you are not it's just a dream.. I know it's just a dream..


Dream? Main Dream? Me?? Acha then uthke dikha?? Wake up agar main ek dream hun toh??


I Can't?? What?? I Can't..


Yeah exactly, now listen mujhe bahaar nahi aana hai, i dont have time or energy to waste on this shit i am not in a good enough mood to come out specially yahaan par.. This place is a literall shit hole..So main tumhe bataunga mujhe kaise roukana hai first of all drugs you need drugs good amount of drugs....


Drugs?? Yahan kahan hai drugs??


You stupid fuck, yahaan bahot saare drugs hain, but most importantly Salvia divinorum Plant kaa naam maalum hai tumhe aka Sage plant...


No..


Pucha nahi bataya maine, tumhe maalum hai remember headquarter attack k baad tu cocaine k dusare versions dhund raha tha online tab tune iska bhi ek tab khola tha..


Yeah.. Yeah.. I remember.. But kya tha woh ye yaad nahi hai..


Woh yaad rahega bhi nahi kyunki tune usko padhne ki bajaae bus photo dekh k bandh kardiya tha usko.. But guess what maine padha usko..Uska result hota hai jaise tumne Cocaine or Weed ek sath le lee ho but Cocaine kam amount mein and weed jyaada. So woh yahaan kaafi hotey hain.. Pehchaanega kaise?? Woh main bataunga, woh actually 3-4 feet uncha harra ghaas hota hai jiske patte chottey-2 hotey hain but unke uppar sky blue colour k chote-2 buds And flowers hotey hain .. Uske jaisa or kuch nahi hai yahaan so easily pehchaan jaaega tu specially aisi he rocks k area mein hota hai woh. Uski leaves ko khaana hai tujhe 5-6 Jyaada nahi warna, Ahem-2.. Dead.. You know.. Dead.


Tumhe ye sab kaise pata hai.? Jo maine nahi padha woh tumne kaise padha..


Mujhe sab pata hai mujhe toh pata bhi tha woh dhoka dega tumhe.. Lol.. Also jab tum photo dekh rahe they uss plant ki tab main uske niche likha description padh raha tha, photo nahi dekhi maine woh tumhaare hisse se lee maine.. And yes maine 2 seconds mein ye sab padh liya tha..


Wait wait tumhe pata tha Regan mujhe dhoka dega??


Kon Regan?? Oh.. Yeah.. Ofcourse.. Kitana simple toh tha, kitana awkward behave kar raha tha woh jab usse mission nahi pata tha, baar baar tumse baat suru kar raha tha woh taaki tum usse bata do jabki itana experienced banda samjhdaar hota hai ki agar uski jarurat hogi mission mein kahin toh usse bata he denge warna nahi but usko jaanana tha.. Then plan pata hone k baad woh tumhare pass aaya shaabasi dene k liye lekin real mein usse woh paper chahiye tha jisase tumhaare mercenaries ne apni bank details likhi thi.. But unfortunately woh paper dusare k pass tha.. Jo usse nahi pata tha.. Then itane bade mission k liye 5-7 guns laane k liye woh almost 2 din gayab raha, are you kidding me tab bhi nahi samjha tu.. Stupid fuck..


Toh tumne mujhe bataya kyun nahi?? What?? Ye sab hota he nahi agar tu bata deta toh what the fuck?


I don't know actually maine kyun nahi bataaya tumhe.. Oh yeah right meri yaadast meri yaadast moment based hai main seconds mein sab bhool jaata hun jo mujhe yaad rehte hai but scientifically bhool jaata hun.. Issliye..


What the fuck??You are stupid.. Fucking dumbass..


Mind your fucking tongue i am the one helping you here.. Samjha.. Don't make me angry. Because i still can ruin you.. So go fast and do what you are told to do.. Otherwise get ready to face the consequences, my consequences and i am pretty sure you are not ready for that.. Because Blood and Chaos follow me everywhere i go and you don't want that, no one does..


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Fabulous out standing update bhai jann superree duperrere

Ye to full sharafat vali dhamki de dali 3.0 ne, ab age dekhne mey to full maja ane Vala hey

 

[Shahrukh]

Awesome update bhai keep posting

 

[Vk248517]

Update-527 (3.0)
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527


"Knock Knock"
"Knock Knock"


What the fuck do you mean " knock knock" What's happening??


Yeah hi-hello, koi plan hai??


Plan for what??


Usko maarne kaa, Whats his name? Arrey jissne dhoka diya..


Regan??


Yeah that one.


Yeah I am working on it..


Working on it?? Woh kaise??


Working matlab main karlunga, tumhe kya matlab hai??


Mujhe kya Matlab hai?? Are you fucking stupid or what?? He destroyed my plan?? It was my fucking plan.. Tum ye toh nahi soch rahe woh tumhara plan tha?? Kyunki aisa nahi tha it was all my fucking plan..


Wait?? 3.0..What the hell are you doing here.


3.0?? What the fuck is 3.0?? What's that..


Tum?? Or kon??


Me?? I am not 3.0 what the fuck? I am The Devil.. I am what you call the Creator of everything related to you, i am the reason you are alive.. I am the source of everything.. All of this started from me, you started from me, i created you and everything you have.. I am the reason of every good and bad memories you have..


What?? No you are not it's just a dream.. I know it's just a dream..


Dream? Main Dream? Me?? Acha then uthke dikha?? Wake up agar main ek dream hun toh??


I Can't?? What?? I Can't..


Yeah exactly, now listen mujhe bahaar nahi aana hai, i dont have time or energy to waste on this shit i am not in a good enough mood to come out specially yahaan par.. This place is a literall shit hole..So main tumhe bataunga mujhe kaise roukana hai first of all drugs you need drugs good amount of drugs....


Drugs?? Yahan kahan hai drugs??


You stupid fuck, yahaan bahot saare drugs hain, but most importantly Salvia divinorum Plant kaa naam maalum hai tumhe aka Sage plant...


No..


Pucha nahi bataya maine, tumhe maalum hai remember headquarter attack k baad tu cocaine k dusare versions dhund raha tha online tab tune iska bhi ek tab khola tha..


Yeah.. Yeah.. I remember.. But kya tha woh ye yaad nahi hai..


Woh yaad rahega bhi nahi kyunki tune usko padhne ki bajaae bus photo dekh k bandh kardiya tha usko.. But guess what maine padha usko..Uska result hota hai jaise tumne Cocaine or Weed ek sath le lee ho but Cocaine kam amount mein and weed jyaada. So woh yahaan kaafi hotey hain.. Pehchaanega kaise?? Woh main bataunga, woh actually 3-4 feet uncha harra ghaas hota hai jiske patte chottey-2 hotey hain but unke uppar sky blue colour k chote-2 buds And flowers hotey hain .. Uske jaisa or kuch nahi hai yahaan so easily pehchaan jaaega tu specially aisi he rocks k area mein hota hai woh. Uski leaves ko khaana hai tujhe 5-6 Jyaada nahi warna, Ahem-2.. Dead.. You know.. Dead.


Tumhe ye sab kaise pata hai.? Jo maine nahi padha woh tumne kaise padha..


Mujhe sab pata hai mujhe toh pata bhi tha woh dhoka dega tumhe.. Lol.. Also jab tum photo dekh rahe they uss plant ki tab main uske niche likha description padh raha tha, photo nahi dekhi maine woh tumhaare hisse se lee maine.. And yes maine 2 seconds mein ye sab padh liya tha..


Wait wait tumhe pata tha Regan mujhe dhoka dega??


Kon Regan?? Oh.. Yeah.. Ofcourse.. Kitana simple toh tha, kitana awkward behave kar raha tha woh jab usse mission nahi pata tha, baar baar tumse baat suru kar raha tha woh taaki tum usse bata do jabki itana experienced banda samjhdaar hota hai ki agar uski jarurat hogi mission mein kahin toh usse bata he denge warna nahi but usko jaanana tha.. Then plan pata hone k baad woh tumhare pass aaya shaabasi dene k liye lekin real mein usse woh paper chahiye tha jisase tumhaare mercenaries ne apni bank details likhi thi.. But unfortunately woh paper dusare k pass tha.. Jo usse nahi pata tha.. Then itane bade mission k liye 5-7 guns laane k liye woh almost 2 din gayab raha, are you kidding me tab bhi nahi samjha tu.. Stupid fuck..


Toh tumne mujhe bataya kyun nahi?? What?? Ye sab hota he nahi agar tu bata deta toh what the fuck?


I don't know actually maine kyun nahi bataaya tumhe.. Oh yeah right meri yaadast meri yaadast moment based hai main seconds mein sab bhool jaata hun jo mujhe yaad rehte hai but scientifically bhool jaata hun.. Issliye..


What the fuck??You are stupid.. Fucking dumbass..


Mind your fucking tongue i am the one helping you here.. Samjha.. Don't make me angry. Because i still can ruin you.. So go fast and do what you are told to do.. Otherwise get ready to face the consequences, my consequences and i am pretty sure you are not ready for that.. Because Blood and Chaos follow me everywhere i go and you don't want that, no one does..


Continued...

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Update-527 (3.0)
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527


"Knock Knock"
"Knock Knock"


What the fuck do you mean " knock knock" What's happening??


Yeah hi-hello, koi plan hai??


Plan for what??


Usko maarne kaa, Whats his name? Arrey jissne dhoka diya..


Regan??


Yeah that one.


Yeah I am working on it..


Working on it?? Woh kaise??


Working matlab main karlunga, tumhe kya matlab hai??


Mujhe kya Matlab hai?? Are you fucking stupid or what?? He destroyed my plan?? It was my fucking plan.. Tum ye toh nahi soch rahe woh tumhara plan tha?? Kyunki aisa nahi tha it was all my fucking plan..


Wait?? 3.0..What the hell are you doing here.


3.0?? What the fuck is 3.0?? What's that..


Tum?? Or kon??


Me?? I am not 3.0 what the fuck? I am The Devil.. I am what you call the Creator of everything related to you, i am the reason you are alive.. I am the source of everything.. All of this started from me, you started from me, i created you and everything you have.. I am the reason of every good and bad memories you have..


What?? No you are not it's just a dream.. I know it's just a dream..


Dream? Main Dream? Me?? Acha then uthke dikha?? Wake up agar main ek dream hun toh??


I Can't?? What?? I Can't..


Yeah exactly, now listen mujhe bahaar nahi aana hai, i dont have time or energy to waste on this shit i am not in a good enough mood to come out specially yahaan par.. This place is a literall shit hole..So main tumhe bataunga mujhe kaise roukana hai first of all drugs you need drugs good amount of drugs....


Drugs?? Yahan kahan hai drugs??


You stupid fuck, yahaan bahot saare drugs hain, but most importantly Salvia divinorum Plant kaa naam maalum hai tumhe aka Sage plant...


No..


Pucha nahi bataya maine, tumhe maalum hai remember headquarter attack k baad tu cocaine k dusare versions dhund raha tha online tab tune iska bhi ek tab khola tha..


Yeah.. Yeah.. I remember.. But kya tha woh ye yaad nahi hai..


Woh yaad rahega bhi nahi kyunki tune usko padhne ki bajaae bus photo dekh k bandh kardiya tha usko.. But guess what maine padha usko..Uska result hota hai jaise tumne Cocaine or Weed ek sath le lee ho but Cocaine kam amount mein and weed jyaada. So woh yahaan kaafi hotey hain.. Pehchaanega kaise?? Woh main bataunga, woh actually 3-4 feet uncha harra ghaas hota hai jiske patte chottey-2 hotey hain but unke uppar sky blue colour k chote-2 buds And flowers hotey hain .. Uske jaisa or kuch nahi hai yahaan so easily pehchaan jaaega tu specially aisi he rocks k area mein hota hai woh. Uski leaves ko khaana hai tujhe 5-6 Jyaada nahi warna, Ahem-2.. Dead.. You know.. Dead.


Tumhe ye sab kaise pata hai.? Jo maine nahi padha woh tumne kaise padha..


Mujhe sab pata hai mujhe toh pata bhi tha woh dhoka dega tumhe.. Lol.. Also jab tum photo dekh rahe they uss plant ki tab main uske niche likha description padh raha tha, photo nahi dekhi maine woh tumhaare hisse se lee maine.. And yes maine 2 seconds mein ye sab padh liya tha..


Wait wait tumhe pata tha Regan mujhe dhoka dega??


Kon Regan?? Oh.. Yeah.. Ofcourse.. Kitana simple toh tha, kitana awkward behave kar raha tha woh jab usse mission nahi pata tha, baar baar tumse baat suru kar raha tha woh taaki tum usse bata do jabki itana experienced banda samjhdaar hota hai ki agar uski jarurat hogi mission mein kahin toh usse bata he denge warna nahi but usko jaanana tha.. Then plan pata hone k baad woh tumhare pass aaya shaabasi dene k liye lekin real mein usse woh paper chahiye tha jisase tumhaare mercenaries ne apni bank details likhi thi.. But unfortunately woh paper dusare k pass tha.. Jo usse nahi pata tha.. Then itane bade mission k liye 5-7 guns laane k liye woh almost 2 din gayab raha, are you kidding me tab bhi nahi samjha tu.. Stupid fuck..


Toh tumne mujhe bataya kyun nahi?? What?? Ye sab hota he nahi agar tu bata deta toh what the fuck?


I don't know actually maine kyun nahi bataaya tumhe.. Oh yeah right meri yaadast meri yaadast moment based hai main seconds mein sab bhool jaata hun jo mujhe yaad rehte hai but scientifically bhool jaata hun.. Issliye..


What the fuck??You are stupid.. Fucking dumbass..


Mind your fucking tongue i am the one helping you here.. Samjha.. Don't make me angry. Because i still can ruin you.. So go fast and do what you are told to do.. Otherwise get ready to face the consequences, my consequences and i am pretty sure you are not ready for that.. Because Blood and Chaos follow me everywhere i go and you don't want that, no one does..


Continued...

Bade bhaisahab bhi 2.0 se baat kar shaktey h jaise 2.0 1.0 se karta h

 

[Atharv]

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