Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

[AP 316]

WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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[Tahirtahir111]

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[Yashi]

Update-555(David & Jaby)
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555


Captain mere kaam par laga tha or mujhe pata tha wohlog dhund he lenge.. Maine pura din wait kartey hue nikala lekin koi news nahi aai raatko main dinner k liye bahaar aaya toh sablog wahaan mojjud they siwaaye master Boe k..


Main-Koi news??


Jeff-Nahi boss. Usne kaha lage hue hain. Hajaaron officers laga rakhe hain boss ussne..


Main-Hmmm..


Sara-AP i think we should stop depending on him and start doing it ourselves..


Main-Humlog kya kar lenge Sara?? Jinko hajaaron local police waale nahi dhund paaye unhe hum bahaar se aaye log kaise dhund lenge??


Sara-I mean humlog David ko utha shaktey hain uska address toh hai he humaare pass and then usase puchtaach kartey hain..Kuch toh bataaaega he ki kahaan hain Harris and Jaby..


Main-Come on Sara David hum dono se he pehle se ye sab successfully kar raha hai or ye tumhe bhi pata hai woh marr jaaega lekin apne dad k khilaaf nahi jaaega..


Sara-I know lekin try karne mein kya jaata hai?


Main-True.. Lekin pehle thoda orr wait kartey hain then woh toh last option hai he..Iske alawa humaare pass koi chance nahi hai.


Sara-Cool..


Chloe - I have an idea.. Tumlog mujhe as a bait use kar shaktey ho.. Mere liye toh Harris aaega he..


Main-Wow.. Nice.. Shut up Chloe mam..


Chloe - Just saying..


Main-Master Boe kidhar hain??


Sara-Woh Ankara city gaye hain kuch contacts se millne..


Main-Safe haina woh??


Sara-Yeah bahot guards gaye hain unke sath and also unke contacts k guards bhi hain sath nothing to worry about.. Kal parson takk waapis aajaaenge.. Kabtak wait karein iss captain ki??


Main-Dekhtey hain..


Maine dinner kiya and waapis apne room mein aaya.. Bhenchod itana time kaise lag gaya maadarchod ko.. Abtak toh dhund lena chahiye tha usko.. Fuck..


Mere pass wait karne k alawa koi option tha nahi mera pura game uss captain par tika hua tha.. Issliye maine apni dose lee and so gaya.. Dose thodi jyaada hogayi thi toh main next day late se utha.. 10 baje they main utha fresh hoke bahaar aaya..


Main-Jeff??


Jeff-Sorry boss.. Captain ne hath khaddey kardiye hain.. Usne bola ki literally city ka harr kona chaan maara lekin in dono ki koi khabar nahi milli nothing.. Like wohlog yahaan hain he nahi.. Kal se leke aaj subah takk search operation ek second bhi nahi rukka and still nothing.. Nothing..


Bhenchod maa chud gayi saare plan ki.. Saara game khatam kardiya maadarchod ne..


Main - How is this possible..?


Jeff - Kya pata boss wohlog hon he nahi yahaan??Aapko galat...


Uske aage bolne se pehle maine uski gardan pakkad lee..


Main-Galat or main ek sentence mein nahi aatey kabhi bhi..I am never wrong..


Sara-AP....


Maine usko chhoda and uski pith thap thapaai..


Main-Samjha.. Aage se dhyaan rakhna..


Jeff-Okkk. Kkk.. Ok. Boss


Fuckkkk... Fuckkkk.. Kya sachmein main slow hun?? 3.0 karleta ye?? No.. Hell no..


Main-(Chilaake) Fuckkk..


Sara-You ok??


Main-Yeah..


Sara-Ab kya karein??


Main - Jo tumhe theek lage.. Pakkad lo David ko i don't give a fuck..


Sara-Seriously??


Main-Yeah.. Go ahead but i ain't coming.. Tumlog karlo...


Sara-Ok.. Any specific plan??


Main-Go in kill them and come back easy..


Sara-Ok..


Ye bolke main apne room mein aaya and double dose lee.. Bhenchod.. Kya he bakchodi chal rahi hai.. Kya wohlog mujhse bhi tejj hain?? Actually nahi.. Maybe.. Maybe not. But what if?? Oh.. Fuck.. Yess.. Matlab..


Main aage kuch soch paata usase pehle drugs kaa assar hua and main wahin black out hogaya... Uske baad mujhe kuch yaad nahi.. Meri aankh tab khulli jab maine ek loud noice suni.. Main uthke bed par baitha.. What the fuck..? Sapna?? Lekin jald he mujhe bahaar se kuch awaajein aai maano koi fight kar raha ho maine jhatt se apni Pistol uthaai or apna gate khola toh bhenchod saamne kaa najaara dekh main rukk gaya Saamne David or Jaby Chloe k sath fight kar rahe they or unhone Chloe ko hathkaddi lagaa lee thi or usko ek injection lagaane waale they..Mera gate khultey he unhone apni gun meri taraf taan di or maine unki taraf. Mujhe wahaan dekh un dono k chehre safed hogaye..


David - Tu harr baar aage kaise mill jaata hai??


Main-Because I am better..


David - Aaj kyun nahi gaya unke sath tu mujhe khatam karne??


Main-I don't know actually yaad aaega toh bataunga but kuch toh reason tha.. Abhi drugs kaa nasha hai warna bata deta.. Abhi sun usase durr hatt warna dono ko thok dunga.. Abhi k abhi..


Jaby-Well tum akela hai or hum 2 so tum apna gun niche rakhega..


Main-Bhosdk I'll shoot you and him before you can touch your triggers..


David - Well it seems like we are in a very tricky situation here... So why not we handle this like real men..


Main-Men?? Bhosdk tum 2 ek female ko gun point par kidnap kar rahe ho or baat karta hai real men?? Bhosdk apne Baap kaa naam mitti mein duba diya tune, i am 100% sure usko nahi bataaya hoga tune ki tu ye chutiya harkat karne jaa raha hai warna mujhse pehle woh he thok deta tujhe dalle..


David - Well my hands were tied you can say.. But lets settle this in a better way..??


Main-Sure i dont care i can defeat both of you in any way shape or form.. Lets do it..


Continued..

Marvelous update

 

[Yashi]

Update-557(My Biggest Mistake Yet?) ​

557

Abtak David mere upar kaafi heavy tha lekin start mein mere uppar harr opponents heavy he rehtey hain lekin ye baadmein bhi heavy tha maine abtak ek bhi punch nahi maara tha isko or ye abtak kaafi punches or kicks maar chukka tha mujhe.. Bhosdk aise prove karega khudko?? Tu hatt jaa 3.0 aake khud sambhaal lega.. Tu bhosdk increase nahi horaha ulta kam he hota jaa raha hai..

Bhosdk Cocaine kaa ashar hai ye.. Or rahi baat prove karne ki toh rukk tu maadarchod tu rukk..

Abki baar David ne punch maarna caaha mujhe toh maine bachne ki bajaae uska hath pakkad liya..

Main-Time's up..

Ye bolke maine right hand se maara usse punch ussne roukane k liye hath bhi uthaaya lekin punch ki speed uske hath se jyaada thi punch uske pait mein laga or woh mujhe 4 kadam piche hatta punch k force se.. Punch lagne k baad ek baar ussne mujhe ghurra toh main uski taraf douda or ab attacking mode mein main aaya and woh laga bachne obviously uski speed tej thi he was fast but i was faster woh bachta gaya and piche hota gaya and finally piche ek table se takraaya woh or keval 3 seconds k liye ladkhadaaya woh bus ussi bich mere dono punches lage usko and woh ussi table par girra or khadda ho paata usase pehle maine maari usko laat jisase woh table se niche girra toh ussne niche girre girre woh table mere taraf ludkaai taaki mujhe rouk k distract ho shake woh lekin ulta maine woh table uthaai or uske Uppar de maari table uske shoulder or kamar par bhayanak lagi ek baar ko toh woh bhokla gaya tha ki bhenchod hua kya kyunki table bhaari thi or bhayanak lagi thi usko woh bechara ladkhadaatey hue khadda hua or khadda hotey he maine usko di ek or kick jisase woh piche deewar se takraaya or muskill se khudko niche girrne se sambhaala lekin mujhse nahi sambhall shaka maine fir punches jaddna suru kiya usko woh bechara confusiya gaya...

Main-Wasssup?? You good??

Main fir usse punches maarne he waala tha ki piche se jaby ne mujhe woh injection daag diya woh bhi gardan mein main jhatt se usase durr hatta lekin tabtak woh injection empty kar chuka tha..

Jaby-Sorry we don't have that much time so yeah tum dono humaare sath aarahe ho..

Main-First of all i will kill you right here right now and you'll regret doing this..

Jaby-You can't do anything for now Mr Merchant of Death because tum behonsh ho jaaoge 15 seconds mein...

Main-You know ye sab mere uppar kaam nahi karta right??

Jaby-Hahaha.. This is one of the most powerful anesthetic in the entire world..Belive it or not you are coming with us..

Main-Yeah right.. Again no this stuff doesn't work on me..

Ye bolke maine maari usko laat jo ussne expect nahi ki thi and woh piche jaake girra idhar se David aaya toh maine usko pehle toh punch maara then maari kick woh piche sofa par jaake girra and main palta Jaby ki taraf...

Main-You shouldn't have done that..

Jaby-H... H. How are you still standing??

Main-I told you drugs, poison, anesthetic that stuff doesn't work on me.. Not at all..

Jaby-Why?? How is this possible??

Main - I'm Built Different..

Jaby sachmein confused tha woh literally bus mujhe ghurr he raha tha..

Jaby-This doesn't work on you??

Main-Yeah i am a medical marvel this shit doesn't work on me that's why i am what i am..And yeah you fucked up..

Jaby - You don't know tum kya ho.. You really are a medical marvel.. Oh you have no idea how much you fucked up..

Ye bolke ussne woh khaali injection apne jebb mein daala..

Main-And you know what I hate more than anything?? When someone backstabbes me..Enough fighting..

Ye bolke main gun ki taraf jhuka toh David ne mujhe dhakka maara lekin main jyaada durr nahi girra so main firse rengg kar gun ki taraf gaya tabtak David or Jaby bhaage wahaan se bahaar ki taraf maine shot fire kiya lekin tabtak dono nikal chuke they and then unhone darwaja bahaar se bandh kardiya..

Chloe -You ok??

Main-Yeah.. I am fine..

Lekin main fine nahi tha main apni body se related uss time ki sabse badi galati kar chuka tha maine Attitude attitude mein usko apne baare mein bataake ek bahot badi galati kardi thi aisi galati jo mujhe present past or future mein bahot dard de rahi thi.. Yes i messed up.. I really did..

Continued...

Outstanding update

 

[R.K.]

Update-555(David & Jaby)
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555


Captain mere kaam par laga tha or mujhe pata tha wohlog dhund he lenge.. Maine pura din wait kartey hue nikala lekin koi news nahi aai raatko main dinner k liye bahaar aaya toh sablog wahaan mojjud they siwaaye master Boe k..


Main-Koi news??


Jeff-Nahi boss. Usne kaha lage hue hain. Hajaaron officers laga rakhe hain boss ussne..


Main-Hmmm..


Sara-AP i think we should stop depending on him and start doing it ourselves..


Main-Humlog kya kar lenge Sara?? Jinko hajaaron local police waale nahi dhund paaye unhe hum bahaar se aaye log kaise dhund lenge??


Sara-I mean humlog David ko utha shaktey hain uska address toh hai he humaare pass and then usase puchtaach kartey hain..Kuch toh bataaaega he ki kahaan hain Harris and Jaby..


Main-Come on Sara David hum dono se he pehle se ye sab successfully kar raha hai or ye tumhe bhi pata hai woh marr jaaega lekin apne dad k khilaaf nahi jaaega..


Sara-I know lekin try karne mein kya jaata hai?


Main-True.. Lekin pehle thoda orr wait kartey hain then woh toh last option hai he..Iske alawa humaare pass koi chance nahi hai.


Sara-Cool..


Chloe - I have an idea.. Tumlog mujhe as a bait use kar shaktey ho.. Mere liye toh Harris aaega he..


Main-Wow.. Nice.. Shut up Chloe mam..


Chloe - Just saying..


Main-Master Boe kidhar hain??


Sara-Woh Ankara city gaye hain kuch contacts se millne..


Main-Safe haina woh??


Sara-Yeah bahot guards gaye hain unke sath and also unke contacts k guards bhi hain sath nothing to worry about.. Kal parson takk waapis aajaaenge.. Kabtak wait karein iss captain ki??


Main-Dekhtey hain..


Maine dinner kiya and waapis apne room mein aaya.. Bhenchod itana time kaise lag gaya maadarchod ko.. Abtak toh dhund lena chahiye tha usko.. Fuck..


Mere pass wait karne k alawa koi option tha nahi mera pura game uss captain par tika hua tha.. Issliye maine apni dose lee and so gaya.. Dose thodi jyaada hogayi thi toh main next day late se utha.. 10 baje they main utha fresh hoke bahaar aaya..


Main-Jeff??


Jeff-Sorry boss.. Captain ne hath khaddey kardiye hain.. Usne bola ki literally city ka harr kona chaan maara lekin in dono ki koi khabar nahi milli nothing.. Like wohlog yahaan hain he nahi.. Kal se leke aaj subah takk search operation ek second bhi nahi rukka and still nothing.. Nothing..


Bhenchod maa chud gayi saare plan ki.. Saara game khatam kardiya maadarchod ne..


Main - How is this possible..?


Jeff - Kya pata boss wohlog hon he nahi yahaan??Aapko galat...


Uske aage bolne se pehle maine uski gardan pakkad lee..


Main-Galat or main ek sentence mein nahi aatey kabhi bhi..I am never wrong..


Sara-AP....


Maine usko chhoda and uski pith thap thapaai..


Main-Samjha.. Aage se dhyaan rakhna..


Jeff-Okkk. Kkk.. Ok. Boss


Fuckkkk... Fuckkkk.. Kya sachmein main slow hun?? 3.0 karleta ye?? No.. Hell no..


Main-(Chilaake) Fuckkk..


Sara-You ok??


Main-Yeah..


Sara-Ab kya karein??


Main - Jo tumhe theek lage.. Pakkad lo David ko i don't give a fuck..


Sara-Seriously??


Main-Yeah.. Go ahead but i ain't coming.. Tumlog karlo...


Sara-Ok.. Any specific plan??


Main-Go in kill them and come back easy..


Sara-Ok..


Ye bolke main apne room mein aaya and double dose lee.. Bhenchod.. Kya he bakchodi chal rahi hai.. Kya wohlog mujhse bhi tejj hain?? Actually nahi.. Maybe.. Maybe not. But what if?? Oh.. Fuck.. Yess.. Matlab..


Main aage kuch soch paata usase pehle drugs kaa assar hua and main wahin black out hogaya... Uske baad mujhe kuch yaad nahi.. Meri aankh tab khulli jab maine ek loud noice suni.. Main uthke bed par baitha.. What the fuck..? Sapna?? Lekin jald he mujhe bahaar se kuch awaajein aai maano koi fight kar raha ho maine jhatt se apni Pistol uthaai or apna gate khola toh bhenchod saamne kaa najaara dekh main rukk gaya Saamne David or Jaby Chloe k sath fight kar rahe they or unhone Chloe ko hathkaddi lagaa lee thi or usko ek injection lagaane waale they..Mera gate khultey he unhone apni gun meri taraf taan di or maine unki taraf. Mujhe wahaan dekh un dono k chehre safed hogaye..


David - Tu harr baar aage kaise mill jaata hai??


Main-Because I am better..


David - Aaj kyun nahi gaya unke sath tu mujhe khatam karne??


Main-I don't know actually yaad aaega toh bataunga but kuch toh reason tha.. Abhi drugs kaa nasha hai warna bata deta.. Abhi sun usase durr hatt warna dono ko thok dunga.. Abhi k abhi..


Jaby-Well tum akela hai or hum 2 so tum apna gun niche rakhega..


Main-Bhosdk I'll shoot you and him before you can touch your triggers..


David - Well it seems like we are in a very tricky situation here... So why not we handle this like real men..


Main-Men?? Bhosdk tum 2 ek female ko gun point par kidnap kar rahe ho or baat karta hai real men?? Bhosdk apne Baap kaa naam mitti mein duba diya tune, i am 100% sure usko nahi bataaya hoga tune ki tu ye chutiya harkat karne jaa raha hai warna mujhse pehle woh he thok deta tujhe dalle..


David - Well my hands were tied you can say.. But lets settle this in a better way..??


Main-Sure i dont care i can defeat both of you in any way shape or form.. Lets do it..


Continued..

Fantastic update bhai

 

[R.K.]

Update-557(My Biggest Mistake Yet?) ​

557

Abtak David mere upar kaafi heavy tha lekin start mein mere uppar harr opponents heavy he rehtey hain lekin ye baadmein bhi heavy tha maine abtak ek bhi punch nahi maara tha isko or ye abtak kaafi punches or kicks maar chukka tha mujhe.. Bhosdk aise prove karega khudko?? Tu hatt jaa 3.0 aake khud sambhaal lega.. Tu bhosdk increase nahi horaha ulta kam he hota jaa raha hai..

Bhosdk Cocaine kaa ashar hai ye.. Or rahi baat prove karne ki toh rukk tu maadarchod tu rukk..

Abki baar David ne punch maarna caaha mujhe toh maine bachne ki bajaae uska hath pakkad liya..

Main-Time's up..

Ye bolke maine right hand se maara usse punch ussne roukane k liye hath bhi uthaaya lekin punch ki speed uske hath se jyaada thi punch uske pait mein laga or woh mujhe 4 kadam piche hatta punch k force se.. Punch lagne k baad ek baar ussne mujhe ghurra toh main uski taraf douda or ab attacking mode mein main aaya and woh laga bachne obviously uski speed tej thi he was fast but i was faster woh bachta gaya and piche hota gaya and finally piche ek table se takraaya woh or keval 3 seconds k liye ladkhadaaya woh bus ussi bich mere dono punches lage usko and woh ussi table par girra or khadda ho paata usase pehle maine maari usko laat jisase woh table se niche girra toh ussne niche girre girre woh table mere taraf ludkaai taaki mujhe rouk k distract ho shake woh lekin ulta maine woh table uthaai or uske Uppar de maari table uske shoulder or kamar par bhayanak lagi ek baar ko toh woh bhokla gaya tha ki bhenchod hua kya kyunki table bhaari thi or bhayanak lagi thi usko woh bechara ladkhadaatey hue khadda hua or khadda hotey he maine usko di ek or kick jisase woh piche deewar se takraaya or muskill se khudko niche girrne se sambhaala lekin mujhse nahi sambhall shaka maine fir punches jaddna suru kiya usko woh bechara confusiya gaya...

Main-Wasssup?? You good??

Main fir usse punches maarne he waala tha ki piche se jaby ne mujhe woh injection daag diya woh bhi gardan mein main jhatt se usase durr hatta lekin tabtak woh injection empty kar chuka tha..

Jaby-Sorry we don't have that much time so yeah tum dono humaare sath aarahe ho..

Main-First of all i will kill you right here right now and you'll regret doing this..

Jaby-You can't do anything for now Mr Merchant of Death because tum behonsh ho jaaoge 15 seconds mein...

Main-You know ye sab mere uppar kaam nahi karta right??

Jaby-Hahaha.. This is one of the most powerful anesthetic in the entire world..Belive it or not you are coming with us..

Main-Yeah right.. Again no this stuff doesn't work on me..

Ye bolke maine maari usko laat jo ussne expect nahi ki thi and woh piche jaake girra idhar se David aaya toh maine usko pehle toh punch maara then maari kick woh piche sofa par jaake girra and main palta Jaby ki taraf...

Main-You shouldn't have done that..

Jaby-H... H. How are you still standing??

Main-I told you drugs, poison, anesthetic that stuff doesn't work on me.. Not at all..

Jaby-Why?? How is this possible??

Main - I'm Built Different..

Jaby sachmein confused tha woh literally bus mujhe ghurr he raha tha..

Jaby-This doesn't work on you??

Main-Yeah i am a medical marvel this shit doesn't work on me that's why i am what i am..And yeah you fucked up..

Jaby - You don't know tum kya ho.. You really are a medical marvel.. Oh you have no idea how much you fucked up..

Ye bolke ussne woh khaali injection apne jebb mein daala..

Main-And you know what I hate more than anything?? When someone backstabbes me..Enough fighting..

Ye bolke main gun ki taraf jhuka toh David ne mujhe dhakka maara lekin main jyaada durr nahi girra so main firse rengg kar gun ki taraf gaya tabtak David or Jaby bhaage wahaan se bahaar ki taraf maine shot fire kiya lekin tabtak dono nikal chuke they and then unhone darwaja bahaar se bandh kardiya..

Chloe -You ok??

Main-Yeah.. I am fine..

Lekin main fine nahi tha main apni body se related uss time ki sabse badi galati kar chuka tha maine Attitude attitude mein usko apne baare mein bataake ek bahot badi galati kardi thi aisi galati jo mujhe present past or future mein bahot dard de rahi thi.. Yes i messed up.. I really did..

Continued...

Briilaint update bhai

 

[Thakur]

Muze to aisa nhi lgta bhai wo to normal drugs the jo college student lete the or jesa jaby ne kaha ye to dunia ka sbse powerful drug hai

Nah, ye college ka nahi alag churan tha ye wala . Is episode me special drug tha jo baki logo ko smell tak na aati thi par AP ke dimag ka bhang-bhosda kar deta tha . Abir ke sath mil ke iska kuchh kiya tha ,kya ye yaad nahi. Don't know ye episode usi se related he ya alag bhasad hoga .

 

[Bloody Reaper]

Nah, ye college ka nahi alag churan tha ye wala . Is episode me special drug tha jo baki logo ko smell tak na aati thi par AP ke dimag ka bhang-bhosda kar deta tha . Abir ke sath mil ke iska kuchh kiya tha ,kya ye yaad nahi. Don't know ye episode usi se related he ya alag bhasad hoga .

Lekin bhai special drug to subu ne banwaya tha wo bhi present or ye to flashback chal rha hai to ye special drug kese ho skta h

 

[R.K.]

AP bhai ek baat me doubt tha is update me dikhaya ki jaby ne 2.0 ko duniya ka sabse powerful anesthetic lagaya tab bhi use kuch nahi huya lekin present me jab us doctor ne 2.0 ko injection lagaya tha tab bhale hi 3 second ke liye lekin 2.0 behosh hua tha lekin ab aisa kuch nahi hua balki ab to 2.0 kamjor hai present wale se fir bhi wo behosh nahi hua aisa kyo?

 

[Bloody Reaper]

AP bhai ek baat me doubt tha is update me dikhaya ki jaby ne 2.0 ko duniya ka sabse powerful anesthetic lagaya tab bhi use kuch nahi huya lekin present me jab us doctor ne 2.0 ko injection lagaya tha tab bhale hi 3 second ke liye lekin 2.0 behosh hua tha lekin ab aisa kuch nahi hua balki ab to 2.0 kamjor hai present wale se fir bhi wo behosh nahi hua aisa kyo?

Haan AP bhai is bare me to muze bhi janna h

 

[AP 316]

AP bhai ek baat me doubt tha is update me dikhaya ki jaby ne 2.0 ko duniya ka sabse powerful anesthetic lagaya tab bhi use kuch nahi huya lekin present me jab us doctor ne 2.0 ko injection lagaya tha tab bhale hi 3 second ke liye lekin 2.0 behosh hua tha lekin ab aisa kuch nahi hua balki ab to 2.0 kamjor hai present wale se fir bhi wo behosh nahi hua aisa kyo?

Iske kai explanations hain bhai.

Firstly abhi pata nahi hai ki injection kaa kuch ashar hua yaa nahi hua.
Secondly drugs alag hota hai and anesthetic alag hota hai anesthetic legally banaya jaata hai kuch precautions k sath lekin drugs kuch bhi ho shakta hai.
Thirdly abhi 2.0 regular drugs leta hai even injection se pehle heavy dose lee thi ussne so uski wajah se currently body immune ho shakti hai..

Inmein se koi bhi explanation ho shakta hai bhidu.