Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

[AP 316]

WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

Thread is Live. Updates soon.

 

[Thakur]

Nahi bhai woh alag cheej thi ye alag hai.

Or bhosdk tu kahan gayab hai aajkal?? Udhar bhi nahi dikhta kabhi

Okay
Baki meri baat to Diwali ke patakhe jaisi baj rahi he to bas
'Muskuraiye aap Lakhnow me hai ' wala motto chalu he

 

[Devr@j]

Aap sabhi bhaiyon ko aur apke parivaar jano ko dhanteras ki subh kamnayein.

 

[Naik]

Update-555(David & Jaby)
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555


Captain mere kaam par laga tha or mujhe pata tha wohlog dhund he lenge.. Maine pura din wait kartey hue nikala lekin koi news nahi aai raatko main dinner k liye bahaar aaya toh sablog wahaan mojjud they siwaaye master Boe k..


Main-Koi news??


Jeff-Nahi boss. Usne kaha lage hue hain. Hajaaron officers laga rakhe hain boss ussne..


Main-Hmmm..


Sara-AP i think we should stop depending on him and start doing it ourselves..


Main-Humlog kya kar lenge Sara?? Jinko hajaaron local police waale nahi dhund paaye unhe hum bahaar se aaye log kaise dhund lenge??


Sara-I mean humlog David ko utha shaktey hain uska address toh hai he humaare pass and then usase puchtaach kartey hain..Kuch toh bataaaega he ki kahaan hain Harris and Jaby..


Main-Come on Sara David hum dono se he pehle se ye sab successfully kar raha hai or ye tumhe bhi pata hai woh marr jaaega lekin apne dad k khilaaf nahi jaaega..


Sara-I know lekin try karne mein kya jaata hai?


Main-True.. Lekin pehle thoda orr wait kartey hain then woh toh last option hai he..Iske alawa humaare pass koi chance nahi hai.


Sara-Cool..


Chloe - I have an idea.. Tumlog mujhe as a bait use kar shaktey ho.. Mere liye toh Harris aaega he..


Main-Wow.. Nice.. Shut up Chloe mam..


Chloe - Just saying..


Main-Master Boe kidhar hain??


Sara-Woh Ankara city gaye hain kuch contacts se millne..


Main-Safe haina woh??


Sara-Yeah bahot guards gaye hain unke sath and also unke contacts k guards bhi hain sath nothing to worry about.. Kal parson takk waapis aajaaenge.. Kabtak wait karein iss captain ki??


Main-Dekhtey hain..


Maine dinner kiya and waapis apne room mein aaya.. Bhenchod itana time kaise lag gaya maadarchod ko.. Abtak toh dhund lena chahiye tha usko.. Fuck..


Mere pass wait karne k alawa koi option tha nahi mera pura game uss captain par tika hua tha.. Issliye maine apni dose lee and so gaya.. Dose thodi jyaada hogayi thi toh main next day late se utha.. 10 baje they main utha fresh hoke bahaar aaya..


Main-Jeff??


Jeff-Sorry boss.. Captain ne hath khaddey kardiye hain.. Usne bola ki literally city ka harr kona chaan maara lekin in dono ki koi khabar nahi milli nothing.. Like wohlog yahaan hain he nahi.. Kal se leke aaj subah takk search operation ek second bhi nahi rukka and still nothing.. Nothing..


Bhenchod maa chud gayi saare plan ki.. Saara game khatam kardiya maadarchod ne..


Main - How is this possible..?


Jeff - Kya pata boss wohlog hon he nahi yahaan??Aapko galat...


Uske aage bolne se pehle maine uski gardan pakkad lee..


Main-Galat or main ek sentence mein nahi aatey kabhi bhi..I am never wrong..


Sara-AP....


Maine usko chhoda and uski pith thap thapaai..


Main-Samjha.. Aage se dhyaan rakhna..


Jeff-Okkk. Kkk.. Ok. Boss


Fuckkkk... Fuckkkk.. Kya sachmein main slow hun?? 3.0 karleta ye?? No.. Hell no..


Main-(Chilaake) Fuckkk..


Sara-You ok??


Main-Yeah..


Sara-Ab kya karein??


Main - Jo tumhe theek lage.. Pakkad lo David ko i don't give a fuck..


Sara-Seriously??


Main-Yeah.. Go ahead but i ain't coming.. Tumlog karlo...


Sara-Ok.. Any specific plan??


Main-Go in kill them and come back easy..


Sara-Ok..


Ye bolke main apne room mein aaya and double dose lee.. Bhenchod.. Kya he bakchodi chal rahi hai.. Kya wohlog mujhse bhi tejj hain?? Actually nahi.. Maybe.. Maybe not. But what if?? Oh.. Fuck.. Yess.. Matlab..


Main aage kuch soch paata usase pehle drugs kaa assar hua and main wahin black out hogaya... Uske baad mujhe kuch yaad nahi.. Meri aankh tab khulli jab maine ek loud noice suni.. Main uthke bed par baitha.. What the fuck..? Sapna?? Lekin jald he mujhe bahaar se kuch awaajein aai maano koi fight kar raha ho maine jhatt se apni Pistol uthaai or apna gate khola toh bhenchod saamne kaa najaara dekh main rukk gaya Saamne David or Jaby Chloe k sath fight kar rahe they or unhone Chloe ko hathkaddi lagaa lee thi or usko ek injection lagaane waale they..Mera gate khultey he unhone apni gun meri taraf taan di or maine unki taraf. Mujhe wahaan dekh un dono k chehre safed hogaye..


David - Tu harr baar aage kaise mill jaata hai??


Main-Because I am better..


David - Aaj kyun nahi gaya unke sath tu mujhe khatam karne??


Main-I don't know actually yaad aaega toh bataunga but kuch toh reason tha.. Abhi drugs kaa nasha hai warna bata deta.. Abhi sun usase durr hatt warna dono ko thok dunga.. Abhi k abhi..


Jaby-Well tum akela hai or hum 2 so tum apna gun niche rakhega..


Main-Bhosdk I'll shoot you and him before you can touch your triggers..


David - Well it seems like we are in a very tricky situation here... So why not we handle this like real men..


Main-Men?? Bhosdk tum 2 ek female ko gun point par kidnap kar rahe ho or baat karta hai real men?? Bhosdk apne Baap kaa naam mitti mein duba diya tune, i am 100% sure usko nahi bataaya hoga tune ki tu ye chutiya harkat karne jaa raha hai warna mujhse pehle woh he thok deta tujhe dalle..


David - Well my hands were tied you can say.. But lets settle this in a better way..??


Main-Sure i dont care i can defeat both of you in any way shape or form.. Lets do it..


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Itni police lagane k baad bki patta nahi chala gaye kaha dono
Sara & tean gayi Devid k peeche or Devid or Jaby yaha khud pahoch gaye or Chloe madam ko almost behosh ker di tha bas injection dene ki deri thi
Baherhal ab hogi zaberdast fight dekhte h kon kiski band bajata h
Shaandaar update bhai

 

[Naik]

Update-556(The Fight)
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556

Obviously maine unhe bol diya tha ki main un dono ko goli maar shakta hun unki goli chalne se pehle jo main easily kar bhi shakta tha but yahaan aisa nahi tha yahan main kissi bhi haalat mein un dono ko goli nahi maar shakta tha unse pehle kyunki woh dono almost ek dusare k piche they and then Chloe mam bhi thi bichmein so unki goli pehle lagti mujhe yaa even Chloe mam ko bhi issliye maine meri commanding voice kaa faayda uthaake unko convince kiya fight k liye and wohlog convince ho bhi gaye 1..2..3.. K count par humne guns fainki side mein and woh dono mere saamne aaye..

Jaby-It will be fun..

Main-For me yeah, for you guys not so much..

David - Your bad luck AP jo tu yahaan rukk gaya warna humlog toh Chloe ko leke nikalne waale they..

Main-Bad luck? Bhosdk tujhe kya lagta hai main by chance yahaan rukka hun? Bitch i plan everything.. Mujhe pata tha aaj team k yahaan se jaatey he tumlog aaoge yahaan par infact tumlog yahin niche hotel mein reh rahe they taaki tumhe koi dhund he nahi paaye that is fucking smart by the way..

Ye sunke David or Jaby dono k munh khull gaye..

Main-I know i know i am smart..

Jaby-How do you know that??

Main-Yaad aagaya actually mujhe shakk kal he hogaya tha jab ye bhosdka bol raha tha ki tumlog Chloe ko mission par sath nahi laaye?? Iske chehre se he main iska future samjh gaya tha ki ye 1000% try karega ye karne ki jab humlog next time mission par honge.. Lekin tab maine mere contacts doudaaye or pata chala ki tumlog bhenchod pure sehar mein kahin nahi mille tab mujhe tumhara pura game samjh aagaya pehle din se leke aajtak main samjh gaya ki tumlog issi hotel mein ho Jaby yahaan hai ye toh confirm tha mujhe.. Kal jab bar mein gaye humlog toh obviously tu kuch toh plan karke gaya tha or woh plan ye tha ki, jaise he humlog wahan bar par attack kartey tu yahaan jaby ko call kardeta or jaby yahaan Chloe ko utha leta...Or fir wahi plan tera aaj tha tune jaan bujh k woh gaadi open mein khaddi ki wahaan Murad ko marrne k liye chhoda or jaise he wahaan attack hua tumlog yahaan aagaye obviously iss hotel mein weapons leke tum aa nahi shaktey they issliye tumne 8th floor k 4on guards ko alert bhejne se pehle takedown kiya and unhi ki guns uthaake yahaan aaye or Chloe mam ko gun point par leke hathkadi lagaai and then ye injection lagaake lejaatey.. But lejaatey kaise?? Right kyunki niche itane guards hain ki bhenchod goli maar maar k challni bana detey tumhaari then mujhe yaad aaya uppar waale guards ko niptaane k baad uppar terrace par helicopter land karwa doge tumlog and seedha nikal jaaoge..haina?? Or koi option hai he nahi..

Ye sunke unki gand or fatti matlab main sahi tha obviously main sahi tha...

Main-Or bhosdk kismat meri nahi tumhari badhiya hai kyunki ye sab maine socha tabtak main meri dose leke so chuka tha agar 2 minute pehle main ye sab soch leta toh tum dono ko aaj kuttey ki moutt maardeta kuch karne se pehle he.. Obviously maarunga abhi bhi kuttey ki moutt lekin uss time waali moutt orr badhiya hoti..

Jaby-No doubt tum smart hai.. Lekin too bad marrne k baad teri smartness koi kaam nahi aaega..

Main-Hahahahahaha.. Lets go..

Ye sunke pehle David meri taraf badha ussne Jaby ko rukne kaa ishara kiya, finally bhenchod finally.. Ye moka hai beta 2.0, khudko prove karne kaa fuck 3.0, dikha dey sabko ki tu kya cheej hai..

Main-Bro i am not even kidding bahot galat time par aagaye tumlog I'll fuck you up..

David pehle aage aaya ussne mujhe ghurra and then Pehla punch ussne maarna caaha lekin main easily bach gaya usase then ussne ek k baad ek mujhe kai punches maarne caahe lekin harr baar woh fail he hua but he was fast no Joke he was fast and uska stamina bhi bahot high tha bhenchod literally same speed se attack kartey he jaa raha tha woh.. And finally meri pehli galati par laga uska pehla punch mere munh k uppar jisase main piche hatta or bus usse moka mill gaya toh ussne maari mujhe khaddey - 2 he laat jisase main piche jaake girra or khadda ho he raha tha ki usne fir ek laat jadd di mujhe..

David - Are you serious?? This is not even my 50%..

Main-And this is not even my 1%..

Ye bolke main utha toh woh again same speed se attack karne laga.. Maadarchod thakega bhi yaa nahi?? Bhosdk.. Agar ye he aisa hai toh Jaby kaisa hoga.. Jaby chhod iska baap kaisa Hoga,holy fucking shit..

Continued...

Zaberdast
AP n tow poori history bata di ki tum dono kaha h thai yeh sunker sabse jiyada jhatka laga jab AP n bataya ki tum dono ka kia plan tha or kaha thai tum dono
Baherhal Devid n achchi takkar di AP ko
Baherhal dekhte h aage kia hota h
Shaandaar lajawab update bhai

 

[Naik]

Update-557(My Biggest Mistake Yet?) ​

557

Abtak David mere upar kaafi heavy tha lekin start mein mere uppar harr opponents heavy he rehtey hain lekin ye baadmein bhi heavy tha maine abtak ek bhi punch nahi maara tha isko or ye abtak kaafi punches or kicks maar chukka tha mujhe.. Bhosdk aise prove karega khudko?? Tu hatt jaa 3.0 aake khud sambhaal lega.. Tu bhosdk increase nahi horaha ulta kam he hota jaa raha hai..

Bhosdk Cocaine kaa ashar hai ye.. Or rahi baat prove karne ki toh rukk tu maadarchod tu rukk..

Abki baar David ne punch maarna caaha mujhe toh maine bachne ki bajaae uska hath pakkad liya..

Main-Time's up..

Ye bolke maine right hand se maara usse punch ussne roukane k liye hath bhi uthaaya lekin punch ki speed uske hath se jyaada thi punch uske pait mein laga or woh mujhe 4 kadam piche hatta punch k force se.. Punch lagne k baad ek baar ussne mujhe ghurra toh main uski taraf douda or ab attacking mode mein main aaya and woh laga bachne obviously uski speed tej thi he was fast but i was faster woh bachta gaya and piche hota gaya and finally piche ek table se takraaya woh or keval 3 seconds k liye ladkhadaaya woh bus ussi bich mere dono punches lage usko and woh ussi table par girra or khadda ho paata usase pehle maine maari usko laat jisase woh table se niche girra toh ussne niche girre girre woh table mere taraf ludkaai taaki mujhe rouk k distract ho shake woh lekin ulta maine woh table uthaai or uske Uppar de maari table uske shoulder or kamar par bhayanak lagi ek baar ko toh woh bhokla gaya tha ki bhenchod hua kya kyunki table bhaari thi or bhayanak lagi thi usko woh bechara ladkhadaatey hue khadda hua or khadda hotey he maine usko di ek or kick jisase woh piche deewar se takraaya or muskill se khudko niche girrne se sambhaala lekin mujhse nahi sambhall shaka maine fir punches jaddna suru kiya usko woh bechara confusiya gaya...

Main-Wasssup?? You good??

Main fir usse punches maarne he waala tha ki piche se jaby ne mujhe woh injection daag diya woh bhi gardan mein main jhatt se usase durr hatta lekin tabtak woh injection empty kar chuka tha..

Jaby-Sorry we don't have that much time so yeah tum dono humaare sath aarahe ho..

Main-First of all i will kill you right here right now and you'll regret doing this..

Jaby-You can't do anything for now Mr Merchant of Death because tum behonsh ho jaaoge 15 seconds mein...

Main-You know ye sab mere uppar kaam nahi karta right??

Jaby-Hahaha.. This is one of the most powerful anesthetic in the entire world..Belive it or not you are coming with us..

Main-Yeah right.. Again no this stuff doesn't work on me..

Ye bolke maine maari usko laat jo ussne expect nahi ki thi and woh piche jaake girra idhar se David aaya toh maine usko pehle toh punch maara then maari kick woh piche sofa par jaake girra and main palta Jaby ki taraf...

Main-You shouldn't have done that..

Jaby-H... H. How are you still standing??

Main-I told you drugs, poison, anesthetic that stuff doesn't work on me.. Not at all..

Jaby-Why?? How is this possible??

Main - I'm Built Different..

Jaby sachmein confused tha woh literally bus mujhe ghurr he raha tha..

Jaby-This doesn't work on you??

Main-Yeah i am a medical marvel this shit doesn't work on me that's why i am what i am..And yeah you fucked up..

Jaby - You don't know tum kya ho.. You really are a medical marvel.. Oh you have no idea how much you fucked up..

Ye bolke ussne woh khaali injection apne jebb mein daala..

Main-And you know what I hate more than anything?? When someone backstabbes me..Enough fighting..

Ye bolke main gun ki taraf jhuka toh David ne mujhe dhakka maara lekin main jyaada durr nahi girra so main firse rengg kar gun ki taraf gaya tabtak David or Jaby bhaage wahaan se bahaar ki taraf maine shot fire kiya lekin tabtak dono nikal chuke they and then unhone darwaja bahaar se bandh kardiya..

Chloe -You ok??

Main-Yeah.. I am fine..

Lekin main fine nahi tha main apni body se related uss time ki sabse badi galati kar chuka tha maine Attitude attitude mein usko apne baare mein bataake ek bahot badi galati kardi thi aisi galati jo mujhe present past or future mein bahot dard de rahi thi.. Yes i messed up.. I really did..

Continued...

Bahot khaternaak fight huwi AP or Devid k saath or Devid ko almost khatam hi ker deta lekin Jaby n dhoke se woh injection na maar dia hota halanki ki usse huwa kuch nahi lekin jiasa ki AP n khud kaha ki ATTITUDE ke chakker m usko apni poori saari jankari dedi lekin usse kia hoga
Khi aisa tow nahi Jaby n jo injection AP ki gardan per mara tha use apni jeb m rakh lia tha or usper AP ka khoon laga huwa tha jisse ab Jaby uss khoon se toyi tod nikal le
Baherhal dekhte h yeh mistake mitna bhari padti h AP per
Bahot khoob shaandaar update bhai

 

[RAJIV SHAW]

Super update hai Bhai

 

[Abhishek Kumar98]

Happy Choti Deepawali dosto

 

[AP 316]

AP bhai index update kardo usme sirf 447 tak hi update hain dikkat aati hai bhai update dhudne me

Ahista Ahista hojaaega bhai. Meri setting Super Moderator busy hai wahi karti hai update.

 

[Bloody Reaper]

Khi aisa tow nahi Jaby n jo injection AP ki gardan per mara tha use apni jeb m rakh lia tha or usper AP ka khoon laga huwa tha jisse ab Jaby uss khoon se toyi tod nikal le

Are haan bhai is baat pr to dhyan hi nhi gya ki us jaby ne wo injection dobara apni jeb me rakh liya tha usne pehle aisa nhi kiya tha blki jb 2.0 ne use apni body ke secret ke bare me btaya tb usne wo injection wapas rkha apni jeb me sayad wo 2.0 ke blood ke sath kuch krna chahta h ho na ho wo kuch aisa banana chahta h jiska asar 2.0 pr ho aur sayad subu ke paas bhi yeh information ho skti h tbhi to usne wo drugs banwaya tha wrna wo kese 2.0 ko rokne wala drugs bna skta h jb uske paas 2.0 ki body se related koi chiz hi na ho

 

[Bloody Reaper]

Sabhi ko Happy chhoti diwali bhaiyo