Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

[AP 316]

WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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[RAJIV SHAW]

Waiting bhai kider ho

 

[Nevil singh]

intjaar rahega mitr

 

[Soku74]

Bhai riya ka scene mast hoga mai toh kahta hu do heroine hona chahiye jaise do hero hai AP aur uske andar ka beast maza aa jayega. Beast ko riya control me rakhegi dekhnee maza ayega aur aap na thora romance ka tarka maro na yarr adult scene apko pasand hai nhi mere ko lagta hai isilye kam se kam chummma chatti hi daal do matlab romaance dal do maza aa jayega dost next update ke liye i am waiting eagerly. Bhai sochna thori meri baat pe.

 

[Shahrukh]

Bhai riya to lao per Ana ko bhi rakho as a girl friend uuse skip met karo

 

[Iron Man]

Waiting

 

[Hunterrrr69]

Bhai aaj to update doge na

 

[Kingsingh]

AP Bhai aaj apne ko double update mangta hai

 

[Black water]

Waiting bhai

 

[AP 316]

Sorry for the delay bhidulog next update derela hun.. Keep Supporting as always..

 

[AP 316]

Update - 53(Daru,Girlfriend, Ex's and Rest) ​

Humlog 10 baje haweli pohanchey main bahot thakk gaya tha bc.. Isliye babhi ko dinner kaa bolke seedha room Mein aaya or garam Paani se nahaaya woh bhi hath durr karke kyunki hath par wounds they jinhe Paani se durr rakhna tha.. Bhayanak nind aarahi thi bc Khaana khaake mast sojaane waala tha main.. Lekin jaise he main nahaake aaya toh mujhe Yaad aaya Ashish kaa bday bhenchod uski party or daru.. Gajab..Thake hue k liye daru Nind se bhi better kaam karti hai or main thehra firr laalachi aadmi.. Pure din ki frustration durr karni thi isliye maine plan banaaya wahan Jaane kaa.. Maine half sleeve ki T's pehni kyunki full sleeve mein bhenchod woh hath k wounds par lagke irritate karti hain.. And niche pehni formal pants Matlab jyaada ready naa hua main kyunki ready hoke mujhe lawda kuch karna tha mereko toh daru peeni thi.. Main mobile leke aaya niche..

Babhi-Aaja betu dinner ready hai..

Main-Dinner cancel mereko Ashish ki party Mein Janeka hai woh toh bhull he gaya tha main..

Babhi-Achaa aisa kya.. Parties Mein Jaane ki itani aag kabse lagne lagi tujhe.. You hate parties..

Abeer-He hate parties jinmein daru nahi hoti..

Babhi-Oh ho ho ho.. Issiliye mann Mein ladu futt rahe hain tere... Tabhi main sochun Sam or Ravi itane khuss hoke kyun Gaye hain..

Main-Exactly..

Abeer-lol..

Babhi-Waise abhi kya karega party over naa hogayi hogi??

Main-I don't think so late night takk kaa bola tha ussne..

Babhi-OK Jaa fir or Drink karke drive nahi karna koi bhi Abeer ko call kardena ye lene aajaega.. Or thodi bahot warna munh fod dungi tumhaara main..

Main-OK babhi bye bhabi... Bye Jaanwar..

Ye bolke main aaya bahaar or Sam ko call kiya toh nahi uthaya ussne Ravi or Rohit ne bhi naa uthaya Matlab party suru ho chuki thi.. Main RR Mein he aaya or nikala Aroma k liye 11 baje k aas pass pohancha main.. Gaadi park ki toh gate closed they or bahar bouncers they as usual lekin apne ko jaante hain toh Pehle toh sabne jabardast salute maara then gate khola.. Or main aaya andar toh andar pura mahool bana tha dim lights kaafi bandey aae they loud music chal raha tha or bandey floor k Uppar niche harr jagah naach rahe they.. Kuch bina peene waale they wohlog ek side ko baithtey they kuch videos bana rahe they.. Wahaan mereko dim lights mein koi bhi pehchaan nahi aaya bhenchod, but mereko pata tha ki Sam Ravi or Rohit andar honge Nikhil k sath isliye main udhar stage k side se hotey hue piche ki side Jaane laga toh uss bich ek table par Ashish Ajit Abhi Lucky Anaa Arushi Divya Mouni or Sneha baithtey they or pata nahi kaise maadarchod Ashish ki najar mujhpar padd gayi or pata nahi kyun woh jyaada he khuss hogaya or seat se uthke seedha aake merese Galle milla or mere kaan Mein chilaaya..

Ashish - Bc pata tha mujhe tu jarur aaega thanks Yaar.. Bachpan k Baad aaj Pehli baar tu meri bday party Mein aaya hai..

Main-Bus kya bhosdk...

Ashish-Aaja daru peeyega??

Main-Hell No itani bheed Mein main naa pita bc maja kya Yahaan.. Andar hai mera system tu aajaa badhiya waali pilaaunga..

Ashish-Aata hun thodi derr Mein inke sath baitha hun abhi..

Main-OK..

Main-Kaise ho bachalog???

Ispar Abhi wagaairaah ne thumbsup diya mujhe kyunki awaaj kam he sunegi Yahaan par.. Maine Anaa ko smile di badle Mein ussne bhi smile di.. Ye tha mera first incounter Daru Vs girlfriend waala.. Kyunki Pehli baar Anaa mujhe dekh k puri tarah khuss nahi thi jiska reason jo din Mein diya tha ussne ki she hates daru.. Nice.. But koi na seh lenge thoda..

Main unke pass se nikala or hall se andar aaya jahan kaafi Saare rooms hain private.. Then by stairs Uppar aaya Jahaan VIp rooms hain.. Unmein se ek kaa he darwaja khulla tha Matlab Yahaan hain apne waale log..

Main aaya or seedha andar ghussa...

Main-Kaise mere bache log???

Lekin main boltey-2 bichmein he rukk gaya kyunki wahaan Saamne sofa par Riya Sana or kuch Ladkiyaan baithi thi or Khaana khaa rahi thi.. Riya ne mujhe dekha hum dono ki aankhein ek second k liye milli lekin agli he second maine apni aankhein hata li.. Yahaan dj ki sound kam he thi Isliye shayad yelog Yahaan baithi thi..

Main-Sorry wrong room..

Sana-All good.. Glad you could make it here.. Aao khaaoge Khaana??

Main-Naa you are good..

Ye bolke main bahaar aaya wahaan se maadarchod ek sath 2 ex's dekh k daru ki talab double hogayi, ab main wahaan se bahaar aaya or harr room ka gate check kiya sabke bahaar se bandh they maadarchod ye gaye Kahaan.. Terrace?? Oh Haan bhenchod...

Main wahaan se terrace aaya toh gate khulla tha Matlab yahin gand marwaan rahe they yelog..main Uppar aaya toh wahaan Sam Ravi Rohit or Nikhil sab chairs par baithtey they or unke bichmein ek table thi jispar Alcohol mojjud thi uske alaawa snacks and all or bottles dekh k main samajh gaya ki yelog kaafi derr se lage hain..

Main - Maadarchod..

Yahaan Sound bilkul he kam thi issi liye yelog Yahaan aake baithtey they meri awaaj sun wohlog paltey meri taraf..

Nikhil-Arrey maai Baap aap Yahaan... Pair Kahaan hai aapke..

Ye bol Nikhil khadda hoke merese Galle milla..

Nikh-Kaisa hai be??

Main-All good..

Sam-Waah bc kar bhi aaya kand??

Main-Hell yeah double woh bhi..

Ravi-Arrey gajab gand maardey bhenchod system ko..

Main--Suno be mere liye chair leke aao koi ab..

Ravi-Kyun bhosdk tere hath pair naa hain..

Main-Chot lagi haibe gandu ye dekh.. Bhosdk teri tarah Yahaan baithke nallon ki tarah daru naa pee raha tha main..

Ravi-Laata hun bc taane kyun maarta hai...

Ravi niche gaya or main baitha uski chair par..

Rohit - Sab sahi se nipat gaya..

Main-Haan ye maadarchod Brijesh toh jaldi he nipat gaya tha lekin fir wahaan Sunny k bandey aagaye toh issue hogaya tha but again tera bhai James bond jo thehra.. Thodi chot lagi but theek he hai sab..

Rohit-Arrey gajab bc..

Main-Aag lagi hai patiala par patiala aane dey bhai..tumhaare level takk aane Mein he kaafi derr lag jaayegi mujhe tum toh set ho..

Sam-Lawde kaa set be 4 peg liye honge..

Nikhil ne large banaaya mera scotch thi toh bc Pehla peg Galle se niche utarne Mein time laga.. Tabtak Ravi bhi aagaya..wohlog ne bakchodi suru ki tabtak main lene laga peg par peg.. Jaisa ki sabko pata hai mujhe Nasha bahot kam hota hai caahe woh medicine kaa ho daru kaa yaa drugs kaa yaa poison kaa bhi bc.. 45 minutes Baad main hua tha set bhenchod almost puri bottle dhakaar gaya tha main 45 minute Mein..Open roof thi thandi thandi hawa thi clear weather tha bc daru peene k liye or kyaa caahiye.. Bc sare wounds thakan sab durr hogayi thi.. Tab aaya Ashish wahaan..

Main-Arrey Aa bday boy..

Sam-Gand kaa bday boy 12 baj gaye bday gaya iska..

Main-Maadarchod niche baith fir .. ..

Ashish-Bhenchod itani toh beijatti naa karo be..

Ashish wahaan table par baitha..

Main-Bhosdk ek he kulha rakh k baitha reh dusara kulha rakha toh bottle girregi or fir tera bday main banaaunga..


Rohit Ravi Ashish or Nikhil bhaari set they wohlog harr 5 minutes mein wahaan washroom Mein mutt k aarahe they acha hua terrace par washroom tha warna niche Uppar Mein he gand fatt jaati inki.. Main theek thaak tha jabki maine inse double se bhi jyaada pee Lee thi.. Sam bhi theek he tha.

Ab Sam ne kiya mujhe message or ishare se phone check karne ko kaha maine phone check kiya toh Ussne likha tha Ashish ko choke karna hai full.. Uske alaawa Anaa k bhi kaafi messages they.. Recent message tha uska 5 minutes pehle ka puch rahi thi kahaan ho tum?? Maine reply kiya "Yahin Hun"...

Message karke phone daala maine or fir Ashish ko choke karne k liye planning hone lagi.. Peg banaane ki baari Sam ki thi toh ussne Ravi Rohit or Nikhil kaa peg banaya Ekdum light.. Khudka bhi light banaya ussne or mera or Ashish kaa banaaya heavy Ekdum..

Ashish-Hatt.. Saala maarega kya bhosdk.. A AP tu bana dey..

Main-Itana nahi haibe ye dekh mera bhi itana hai bhosdk bday boy hai tu.. Aise darr jaaega.

Ashish-Hain?? Bday hai mera??

Main - Technically tha but still halka halka bday abhi bhi hai tera toh large le bc cheers..

Ravi-Cheers...

Ye bol humlog dhakaar gaye Ashish bhi bc mujhe dekhte dekhte ek ghunt Mein dhakaar gaya....

Ashish-Bday boy k liye kon peg banaaega ab bhenchod??

Main-Tera Baap banaaega bhosdk..

Ye bol maine banaya peg or maine toh bhenchod glass he bharr diya...iske Baad over tha Ashish..

Then maine Baaki k light or mera fir large banaaya...

Rohit-Cheeersssss ki Maa ki chut..


Or fir sab dhakaar gaye..

Rohit-Bus Tumhaara bhai out hai ab...

Sam-Main mutt k aaya...

Ravi-Oye Sam mereko bhi leke chal toh.. Raasta bhull gaya main..

Main-Gandu 1 ghante Mein 10 baar Jaake aaya hai tu raasta kaise bhull gaya.. Woh Saamne toh hai.. Railing par se kudd Matt Jaana bhenchod...

Ashish ki aankhein firr gayi thi bhenchod khudse he kuch naa kuch bol raha tha..

Or 10 minutes Baad hum sab badhiya set they sab full they main bhi almost full tha or ab akela or nahi peene waala tha main..

Ashish-Happy Birthday To You... Happy...

Main--Chup be maadarchod.. Sun kon lene aane waala hai tumhe??

Ashish-Main khud or kon lene aaega bhenchod Gaadi tera bhai chalaaega..

Main--Achaa chal toh fir niche.. Khadda ho bhosdk..

Maine Ashish ko khadda kiya or seedhiyon takk chhod k aaya aage woh khud jaaega aisa he Maine Sam Ravi or Rohit k sath kiya.. Nikhil khudse gaya.. Or unke Jaane k Baad main washroom Mein aaya bc tanki full hogayi thi mera first tha maadarchod ne washroom sadaa diya tha mutt mutt k isliye maine bahaar khadda hoke railing k Uppar se he dhaar maari.. Almost 1 minute takk mutta hoga bhenchod itani toh pee he nahi thi.. Then hath dhoye.. Muttaney se Nasha thoda kam hua toh main niche Jaane se Pehle last peg or maara ek and halka saa chicken liya jo bc thanda hochuka tha.. Then main uttara niche toh music off hogaya tha... Or first floor par aaya toh Anaa kaa call aagaya maine uthaya..

Main-Yo..

Anaa-Kahaan ho tum Yelog toh niche aagaye....

Main-Main bhi aagaya..

Call disconnected..

Main niche gaya toh sablog Jaa chuke they bus Abhi gang he bachi thi.. Uske alaawa humlog toh they he.. Or bhenchod Sablog full they ladkiyon ko chhodke..bhaari full like totally.. Sam Ravi or Rohit wahaan sofas par paddey they ek side..

Main-Nice.. Tumlog ko lene aane waala hai koi??

Ashish-main hun naa.. Burrrrr.. Gaadi main he chalaaunga..

Main-Chupkar be..

Sneha-Nahi koi lene aaega toh inhe itana nashe Mein dekhega fir issue hoga..

Main-Nice.. Arushi??

Anaa-Well the thing Iss Hum Mein se kissi ko koi bhi nahi lene aane waala kyunki Inlog ne promise kiya tha ki yelog Humein drop karenge lekin Filhaal yelog khud naa drop hone waale..

Main-OK don't worry main...

Main aage kuch bolta usase Pehle Nikhil kaa driver aaya mere pass.. Kaafi purana worker hai ye Nikhil ki family kaa..

Driver-Sahaab aapko Nikhil baba ne bulaaya hai..

Main-Ghar nahi gaya woh??

Driver - Nahi jidd kar rahe hain aapse millke jaenge..

Main-Main aaya ek second..

Anaa-AP listen..

Main-1 minutes bus I'll be right back..

Ye bolke main bahaar aaya toh Nikhil apni audi k bonut par baitha tha hath Mein Ek peg tha uske..

Main-Kya be bhosdk ghar nahi Jaana??

Nikhil-Nahi aaj tera bbhai yhhhin soega..

Main-Bhakk bhosdk ghar Jaa babhi wait kar rahi hongi..

Nikhil-Arrey ussi liye toh nahi jaraha ye dekh kitane phones messages aae hain.. Ghar Mein gaali or Maar dono padegi..

Main-Kuch naa padegi Jaa chup chaap aaja andar.. Ye glass dey mujhe..


Nikhil-Naaa... Tu Baat kar or bol..

Main-Laa kardeta hun..

Ye bolke maine uska phone liya or Uski wife Preeti ko call kiya..

Preeti-Where are you???

Main-Babhi ji parnaam..

Preeti-Kon??

Main-What the hell..

Preeti-AP is that you???

Main-Ofcourse its me Orr kon hoga.. Ab awaaj bhi naa pehchaanogi aap...

Preeti-Sorry meri galati nahi hai itane time se shakal naa dikhaai hai tune ki teri awaaj kya shakal bhi bhullne lagi hun.. Kaisa hai tu??

Main-Ekdum jhakkas..

Preeti-Kahaan ho tumlog??

Main-Club Mein he they ye Nikal he raha hai actually hua ye ki aaj thodi jyaada hogayi hai isko..

Nikhil-Oyee.. Jyaada nahi hui abhi toh Orr dum hai Baaki.. Laa bana peg..

Main-Chup be.. So babhi aaj waali galati meri hai so please Haan sorry for that agar aage se kare toh beshak fodd dena..

Preeti-Uske liye ye ghar bhi toh aane caahiye.. Ek kaam kar tu aaja sath late hogaya hai wahaan se ghar kab jaaega..

Main-Arrey nahi party thi kaafi logon ko drop karna hai isko bhej raha hun main just sorry Haan..

Preeti-No worries..

Main-Thanks Babhi.. Bye.. Good Night..

Preeti-Night devar ji..

Call disconnected..

Main-Le be kardiya call Kaka isko baithaao Gaadi Mein..

Nikhil-Ye peg peene dey fir jaunga..

Main-Ye main peelunga bhosdk bharr k baitha hai subah takk peene waala hai kya??

Nikhil-Naa daru waste nahi kartey.. Samjha..

Main-Haan laa mujhe de main waste naa karunga..

Nikhil-pakka??

Main-Haan be..

Nikhil-Le Mere Saamne khatam kar..

Main - Karlunga main tu de toh..

Nikhil-Abhi kar warna nahi jaunga main..

Bhenchod gajab fansa glass full tha or waise ye jaaega nahi isliye maine usase liya glass or dhakaar gaya..

Nikhil - J baaat...

Main-uttar ab gandu..

Ye bolke maine usko utaara bonut se or Gaadi Mein leta diya..

Driver-Chalta hun beta..

Main-OK kaka..

Usko dafa karke main andar aaya toh wahaan Ab Scene ye tha ki Abhi Ashish Ajit or Lucky kutton ki tarah paddey they literally kutton ki tarah.. Or dusari Side Anaa Arushi Mouni Sneha Divya Sana wagaairaah sab they Riya nahi thi wahaan.. Maadarchod daru peeke bhi ex k baare Mein sochta hai.. Sam Ravi or Rohit mast sofas par so rahe they.. Matlab inka hogaya chalo atleast Ye yahin sojaaenge..

Main-oye bouncer inko Uppar lejaao toh Nikhil k room Mein sulaa do teeno ko..

Bouncer-Ji sir..

Ab 3 bouncer gaye Sam ko sahaar deke uthaya..

Sam-Bhosdk kon haibe hath kaise lagaya tune mujhe..

Main-Main hun be chup chaap Jaake sojaa...

Sam-Main or peeunga.. Sone ko puri jindagi paddi hai..

Main-babhi uthjaaengi toh munh fodd dengi tera.. Chup chaap Jaa yaa bulaaun..

Sam-sorry.. Sorry.. Meri galti.. Maine pee Kahaan hai..

Maine bouncers ko ishaara kiya woh leke gaye usko..or bhenchod woh last large peg mere liye bhi over horaha tha like kaafi jyaada...

Anaa-AP??

Main-So tum Mein se Gaadi kisko chalaani aati hai??

Arushi - Kissi ko bhi nahi.. Itani raat ko chalalein itani toh kissi ko bhi nahi aati..

Main-Tumlog Yahaan rukk shaktey ho waise badhiya rooms hain Uppar..

Arushi-Hell no inko chhod do Yahaan girls kaa Jaana jaruri hai..

Anaa-Tumhe he drop karna padega sabko..

Main-Nice meri haalat dekh k lag raha hun main drop karunga sabko..

Anaa-Lag toh sahi rahe ho.. Fresh as new..

Main-aisa kya..

Arushi-Flirt karna bandh karo or koi raasta nikaalo..

Main-OK.. Kiss kiss ko Kahaan Kahaan drop karna hai bolo ek baar..

Arushi-OK So aisa kar shaktey hain.. Main Anaa k Yahaan chali jaungi kyunki mera ghar kaafi durr hojaaega Yahaan se.. Divya Sneha k ghar rukk jaae gi..Lekin Sana or Mouni kaa ghar Jaana jaruri hai.. Principal sir ko jaantey ho naa tum...

Mouni-Haan..

Main-yaani 3 jagah.. Nice.. Great..

Anaa-Please...

Main-Sure..kyun nahi.. Maine thodi pee hai.. Tumlog ko darr nahi lagega ek bewdey k sath Jaane Mein..

Arushi-Tere Uppar pura bharosa hai Humein.. Aakhir AP hai tu..

Main-A Dialoguebaaj nasha AP ko bhi hota hai..

Arushi-Chal naa Yaar..

Main - OK aao..


Bouncers ne Sam Ravi or Rohit ko sulaa diya tha..

Main-Ye niche paddey hain inhe bhi sofas par daal do subah laat Maar Maar k Bhagaana sabko..

Bouncer-Ji sir..

Main-Tumlog chalo parking mein..

Ye sun sab Ladkiyaan gayi wahaan se or maine diye un bouncers ko kuch paise sach kahun toh exact nahi pata kitane they kyunki nasha kaafi hogaya tha.. Unhone force karne par liye..

Main-Or Haan terrace par badhiya material pada hai peg lagaaake sojaao....

Ye bolke main aaya parking Mein bhenchod pair apne aap he Jaa rahe they..

Main parking mein aaya Gaadi unlock ki Anaa aage baithi Baaki sab piche..

Main - So Pehle he bataadun kuch hogaya toh meri guarantee hai nahi..

Arushi-Darra Matt please...

Bhenchod raat k 2 baje main Uber driver bana ghum raha tha woh bhi nashe Mein.. Nice.. Mujhe laga tha nasha hai par Gaadi chalaa shakta hun main lekin parking se bahaar nikaaltey time he main samajh gaya ki it'll be hard..


Sneha kaa ghar close tha Sneha Ashish ki cousin hai or Yelog Raju ki haweli Mein rehtey hain toh isko Pehle drop karke aata hun.. Bhenchod aankhein bandh hone lagi thi..

Anaa-Boltey raho kuch naa kuch nind nahi aaegi..

Main-I am trying..

35-40 se Uppar jaatey he Gaadi control nahi horahi thi bhenchod.. Isliye maine slow he li..

Puri city saaf thi bc Raju k area Mein pohancha main uski haweli k Saamne Gaadi rouki toh uske jhant barabar guards uth kaddey hue..

Guard-Konsa hai rai??

Main - Tera Baap hai be..

Sneha - Main Hun Tauji..

Guard-Yo Baap waala kon tha..

Main-Again tera baap...

Guard-Oho AP sahaab parnaam parnaam..

Main-Sahaab nahi Baap..

Guard-kon Baap???

Main-Main baap...

Guard-Matlab....

Main - Tera Baap ...

Anaa-AP stop it... Sorry uncle.. Chalo..

Main-Baap bolega ye toh jaunga..

Anaa- AP let's go.. Move..


Maine Gaadi chalaai toh gear daaltey he bandh..

Main-Jaldi jaldi address bolo time pura hone waala hai..

Sana-Abhi mera close padega..

Main - Kahaan??

Sana-tumhe mera address nahi pata?? Seriously..

Main-Haan Yaad Nahi hai.. Ex ki jyaada details nahi rakhta main..

Sana-hehehe.. Very funny.. Yahaan se city Mein enter hotey he first street..

Ab hue city Mein enter dobara se toh road par Gaadi chalaana easy tha kyunki lights wagaairaah thi or vehicles non existing he they..


City Mein aake Sana ne bataaya uss galli k entrance par almost thok di thi maine lekin kissi tarah uske bungalow k Saamne pohancha main..

Main - jaldi nikal style kya kar rahi hai itana time nahi hai.

Sana-thanks AP..

Usko utaara maine lekin bhenchod ab Gaadi turn kaise hogi Iss galli Mein maadarchod galli se back he nikalna padega iski maa ki chut.. What the fuck..

Lekin ab karni toh padegi he Maine back Lee Gaadi or sab sahi tha lekin galli se nikaltey - 2 right side puri scratch maardi maine right mirror bhi gaya..

Main-Iske paise tumse he lunga..

Then again hum road par aae..

Mouni-Next chownk se right lelena AP aage Mall k left galli Mein...

Mouni ne kissi ko call kiya..

Mouni-Dad open the gate please..

Ye bolke ussne call cut kardiya..

Mouni-Hey jabtak gate naa khulle tumlog Jaana Nahi Haan..

Anaa-ok.. Darr kyun rahi hai bhoot nahi khaaenge tujhe..

Chownk aaya Jahaan se left lena tha wahaan se left toh leliya maine lekin Saamne bhenchod police naaka tha or barricades wagaairaah lage they.. Mere rukktey he side se police waale nikalke aae maano bhenchod terrorists hon..

Hawaldaar-oye.. No entry hai aage..

Maine window puri utaari..

Main-kya hua??

Or mere munh kholte he gayi daru ki khubsurat sugandh usske munh par ki bc woh 4 feet durr ko hata..

Hawaldaar-janaab ghanni peerya hai... Aaiyo ek baar... Haan Tu niche uttar chori chod..

Main-O chicha light wight jaalaao.. Shakal wakal dekho Pehle hawa Mein naa aao..

Ye bolke ussne apni light maari mere munh par ki bc aankhein bandh karni ladi..

Hawal-hai kon tu??

SI- Oh AP sahaab parnaam mahaaraaj parnaam..Hatt rey. Aapka idhar kaa chakkar kaise lag gaya??

Main-Kyun nahi aana tha..

Si - Arrey nahi Gurudev aapka area hai area kya sehar state sab aapki hai kahin bhi Jaao aap..

Main-toh tere Baap kaa kya Jaata Hai hataa yo taam jhaam..

SI-Hawaldaar..


Woh barricades hattey Or humlog aae aage...

Anaa-AP you really need to chill kya kya bol rahe ho tum..

Main-To be frank no idea kya bol raha hun..

Mouni-bus yahin..

Main-Aaila ye bungalow banaya hai budhe ne??

Mouni - mere dad or apne principal hain woh or budhe bhi nahi hain..

Main-aji Haan moddeling karwaalo unse ab..

Mouni-hehe...

"Mouni aap ho beta "...

Ye sun Mouni uttari

Mouni-Yeah dad..

"Kiske Sath ho??"...

Anaa-Hi Sir..

Ye Sun woh budha aaya Gaadi k close...

Principal - Anaa beta.. Drive kon kar raha hai..

Main-Sojaao Jaake raat bahot hogayi hai.. Aise sadak par nahi khaddey hotey raatko.. Koi kidnap karlega toh fir bhalla..waise aapko kidnap karke karega kya koi..

Prin-AP...

Uske itana boltey he maine Gaadi pel di bc..

Arushi-oh AP tum for sure kal suspend hone waale ho..

Main-fuck that old man.. I hate him..

Ab main bhi full flow Mein tha or ye saabit kiya maine woh police barricades ko takkar maarke bhenchod woh barricade durr Jaake girra.. Or main nikala seedha..

Aruhsi-AP chill.. Chill..

Main-Shant ab main "Gaadi tera bhai chalaaga "waali Zone Mein hun..

Anaa-oh god.. Slow slow... Turn hai aage..

Maine bhenchod turn liya drift kartey hue fast and furious style Mein lekin maadarchod Gaadi bandh hogayi... Firr chaalu karke nikala main.. 3 baje Anaa k ghar k saamne bhayanak break maari maine..

Main-Finally.. Chalo ab jaldi..

Anaa-Chalo nahi tum bhi aao..

Main - Chaaye coffee kabhi baadmein..

Anaa-Chaaye coffee nahi yahin sojaana..

Main-Oh hell no..

Arushi-Yep uttaro ab..

Anaa-Mere Dad or dadi dono he nahi don't worry.. Di hain keval.. Or unke sath toh khoob banti hai Tumhaari.. Haalat dekho abhi toh humlog they sath Baat kartey kartey leke aagaye tumhe. Akele tum so jaaoge..

Main-Aji Haan ghanta..

Anaa-Aise toh maanoge nahi tum.


Ye bolke Anaa ne Gaadi ki keys nikaali or uttar gayi Gaadi se..

Main-Anaa aisa Matt karo Yaar Jaane do naa..

Anaa-AP please.. Aao naa main akele drive nahi karne dene waali tumhe aao.. Subah chale jaana..

Arushi-Haan aaja abhi chaabi nahi milne waali..

Undono ne millke mujhe nikaala darshall mereko Yahaan rukkney Mein dikkat koi nahi thi actually mera nasha kam hogaya tha or abhi jaate time thodi Orr lene waala tha main lekin ab kya he kiya jaae main Gaadi se uttara or unke piche piche aaya unke guard ne gate khola actually humaare guard ne ye guards maine he lagaae they Yahaan jab Red John Anaa k bapu k piche padda tha tab.. Toh guards humaare he hain dono ne salute kiya mujhe unko reply deke main andar aaya..

Anaa-Khaana banaaun??

Main-Subah k 3 baje Konsa Khaana.. Mereko sona hai bus..

Anaa-Konsa room caahiye??

Main-Koi bhi chalega.. Bus disturbance naa hona caahiye warna subah he breakup hai..

Anaa-Shut up.. I Hate you..

Anaa mereko niche he ek room Mein leke aai jisme mast saa ek bed laga tha. Maine Jaanwar ko message kiya ki subah late he aaunga main.. Then maine dekha room..

Main-Bed toh mast laga hai.. Waise issue ye hai mujhe new locations par akele nind nahi aati So.. Ahem Ahem..

Arushi - OK this is awkward main tere room Mein jaati hun Anaa tabtak..

Arushi chali gayi or Anaa ne ghurr k dekha mujhe..

Main bed par girr padda..

Main-Come on sona nahi hai..

Anaa-I hate you..

Main-I Love you..

Anaa-Go to sleep AP subah Baat kartey hain..

Main-Akele??? Mereko nind nahi aati akele..

Anaa-Koi naa tabtak baithi hun main Tumhaare pass..

Sachi Mein bahot jyaada nasha hogaya tha mereko isliye jaise he Anaa ne mera sir apni godd Mein rakha uske just 15-20 seconds baad mereko nind aagayi par pata nahi mujhe kyun laga main uske kaafi derr Baad soya lekin woh cheej Yaad Nahi thi mereko... Shoes wagaairaah pehney they maine.. Bhenchod kya nind aai kaise aai kab aai koi idea nahi tha mujhe.. Subah meri aankhein kissi ki awaaj se khulli.. Khulli kya gand fatt gayi kholne Mein bhayanak sir Dard tha toh Saamne Anaa coffee liye khaddi thi..

Main-Mereko nahi peeni.. Let me sleep..

Or ye boltey he main agle he second sogaya then main utha khudse abhi headache kam tha lekin still kaafi jyaada tha.. 5 minute mujhe lage ye realise karne mein ki kya hua kya kya kiya maine raatko.. Then mereko woh he Yaad aaya jo maine Pehle bataaya hai lekin 100 % mereko yakeen tha ki kuch toh bakchodi ki hai maine kyunki daru k Baad sabkuch toh Yaad rehta nahi... Maine time dekha toh bhenchod dophar k 3 baje they what the fuck.. Bhenchod 12 ghante.. Main Pehle toh utha or bathroom Mein aake fresh hua then kaafi Saara thanda Paani sir par daala towel se saaf kiya tab thoda bahot ashar hua bathroom se nikala toh Saamne Anaa or Arushi dono khaddi thi...

Anaa-Good Morning oh sorry good afternoon...

Ye bolke Anaa ne mereko ajeeb sa ghurr k dekha jisase main samajh gaya ki ok bakchodi toh ki hai maine... Kya?? Woh pata lagaana tha..


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