Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

[AP 316]

WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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[AP 316]

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[Soku74]

Bhai riya to lao per Ana ko bhi rakho as a girl friend uuse skip met karo

Sahi kaha dono ko ek sath AP pe chada do maza aa jayega

 

[RAAZ]

Update-47(Riya?????????)


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Ab Pooja ne unse phone liya toh kuch soch kar he liya hoga isliye Maine phone liya toh Saamne se Brijesh ki awaaj aai..

Brij-Parnaam sahaab parnaam.. Kaise hain aap??

Main-Main toh theek hun tum batao..

Brij-Main kaisa hounga ye toh aap k Uppar depend karta hai bhai.. Abtak uss guard ne mera Naam toh le he diya hoga..

Main-Oh yeah Pehle thappad Mein Tera he Naam aaya tha.. Kam se kam aise bandey dhundo jo thoda kuch toh sahein..

Brije-Jaldi jaldi Mein yahi sab miltey hain bhai or apne Yahaan kaam k bandey hain Kahaan ab, bhalla sabko toh nipta diya aapne. Baaki apni apni gangs Mein fit hoke baithey hain..

Main-Unki itani Yaad aarahi hai tujhe don't worry wahin bhejdunga tujhe bhi..

Brij-Arrey nahi nahi bhai ussi se bachne k liye toh call kiya hai.. Dekhiye main thehra ek chota sa middle men mujhe jyaada kuch khabar hai nahi jo maalum hai woh sab bataa dunga..

Main-Badle Mein Kya caahiye??

Brije-Bus jyaada kuch nahi 5 crore ki choti si rakkam ...

Main-Choti si???

Brij-Aapke liye toh choti si he haina sahab 5 crore toh aapke liye chillar bhi nahi hain.. Itana paisa hai aaplog k pass..

Main-Haan toh bhosdk tere liye hai woh?? Sun I have a better deal for you sun sun mast hai..

Brij-Ji negotiations k liye main humessa taiyar hun boliye..

Main-Aaj nahi toh kal nahi toh parson takk main tujhe dhund lunga tere Saare sathiyon ko thokdunga then tere sareer ki ek ek haddi todunga or jabtak todta rahunga jabtak tu mujhe sab kuch bataa nahi deta or fir tujhe mere mood k hissab se jail yaa fir Uppar bhejdunga.. kaisa laga??

Brij-Arrey kyun daraatey ho sahaab itana toh bada kand he naa kiya maine kuch..

Main-Bada chota kuch nahi hota agar koi mere kaam k bichmein aaya toh he is dead chotey badey Mein farak nikaalke time naa kharab karta main..

Brije-Lekin jarurat kya hai itane violence ki befalfu log marrenge.. Kuch humare kuch aapke..

Main-Naa calculations galata hai teri, thoda correction hai tere sablog marrenge mera ek bhi nahi..

Brij-Meri Baat suniye bhai main kehraha hun kuch rakha nahi issme 5 nahi toh 2 crore dedijiye.. Bus isase niche nahi Jaa shakta main..

Main-OH niche toh tu jaayega tu nahi toh teri laash jaayegi..

Brij-Matlab log kehtey hain woh sach hai logon ko maarke ki chain millta hai tumhe.. You enjoy killing people..

Main-Exactly ab aaya naa point par.. Jaldi taiyar hojaa yaa Bhaag Jaa thoda time jyaada jiyega... Haryana Mein rehke Deva bhai ki pith piche gaya tu naa naa..Aise he thodi chhod dunga beta...

Brij-Chaliye fir yahi dekh lete hain..

Call disconnected...

Main-yele bhai tera phone.. Or suno mood acha hai toh chhod toh raha he hun tumhe ek tip bhi dedeta hun Bhaag Jaao faayde mein rahoge..

Aadmi1-Bhaagenge Kahaan pakkad lenge Brijesh bhai..

Main-Usase Pehle main usse pakkad lunga.. Isliye shyaane bano or nikal lo Baaki ab tumhaari marji.. Dusara chance deta nahi hun main kissi ko dekha jaae toh Pehla bhi kam he deta hun..

Aadmi 1-Dhanywaad bhai humari Baat sunane k liye.. Sorry disturb karne k liye.. Nikalte hain hum.. Parnaam...

Ye bolke wohlog nikal liye wahaan se..

Main-Poo??

Poo-Number track nahi hua boss lekin ab ye dono numbers ki har call or message humlog monitor karenge..

Main-What the fuck. You are insane..

Anjali-Great job Pooja..

Main-Fan fucking tastic.. So Pooja tum or priyanka isspar lago Baaki normal drugs bust jaari rakho..

Anjali-ok boss..

Anjali and team nikale wahaan se.. Humlog bhi ghar aae... Ghar aake lunch kiya and then main room Mein aake so gaya thakk gaya tha bc.. Pooja Brijesh k Uppar najar rakhe thi Baaki sab apna kaam nipta rahe they.. Next day subah humlog college Jaane k liye ready hue Pooja ne subah kuch call recordings bheji thi Brijesh ki jo suni maine lekin kuch khass milla nahi.. Humlog as usual college aae.. Ravi nahi aaya tha aaj uski tabiyat thodi down thi main Sam or Rohit guffa Mein aae.. Guffa Mein cigarettes khatam hogayi thi toh bahaar laxman humare liye chuppa k rakhta hai isliye main bahaar se cigarettes leke andar aaya toh bhenchod andar Saamne Anaa Arushi or woh ladki khaddi thi jisko Humne bachaya tha yeah Nandini.. Maine turant cigarettes ka packet daala jebb Mein..

Main-Yeah wassup??

Meri awaaj sunke wohlog piche muddi..

Anaa-We need your help..

Main-Yeah sure but do not come in here like that.. Its not a good look for us..

Anaa-sorry but it's urgent..

Main - Yeah then call me and I'll be there..

Anaa-Sorry...

Rohit-Bus be ab Aa he gayi hain toh Baat sunle..

Main-Bahaar aajao idhar woh principal takk news pohanchi toh the end hai fir.. Aao..

Bhenchod 3 choti choti cheejein hain jo mujhe trigger karti hain 1 koi meri Baat bich Mein kaatey 2 koi meri nind bina reason kharaab kare and 3 koi mujhe cigarette se durr kare woh bhi tab, jab woh din ki Pehli cigarette ho.. Mereko bhayanak talab lagi thi bc.. Isliye main hua trigger..
Still Humlog bahaar aake baithe toh Abhi gang thi wahaan as expected..

Main-Yeah..

Anaa-Actually Nandini ko koi calls and messages kar raha hai repeatedly or woh usko threaten kar raha hai woh drugs dene k liye jo issne Arushi k ghar chippa diye they and tumlog ne recover kiye they..

Main-let me see..

Maine uska phone liya toh kaafi calls they 3 same numbers se exact numbers bolun toh 105 calls and missed calls in past 12 hours..and bahot Saare messages..

Rohit-Kya scene hai?

Main-Koi drugie hai most probably apne he college kaa ab iska supplier pakkada gaya toh body ko or caahiye or Laae Kahaan se ab itani desperately toh ek addict he maang shakta hai.. Ye numbers dekh mobile Mein kiske hain.. Sam tu dekh toh..

Sam-No idea college k ginne chunne ladkon k he numbers hain mere pass..

Rohit-Dikhaa..

Main-Ashish tumlog dekho toh..

Ashish - Rohit number bol toh..

Rohit ne number diya..

Ajit - Arrey ye toh Rajesh kaa number hai..

Main-Kon Rajesh??

Ajit - Rajesh woh lambu..

Ashish - Kon woh hostel waala??

Ajit-Haan..

Ashish - Arrey Rohit bhai ye Rajesh isko toh jaantey ho aap.. Rajesh jakhar..

Rohit-Arrey bc Haan toh.. Ye meri he party Mein tha naa Shubam k sath hota tha fir Shubam ne maara tha isko ladkiyon k sath bakwas kar raha tha isliye.. 2 saal Pehle shayad..

Ajit-Haan wahi bhai.. Ye baadmein khudse he hostel waalon kaa leader ban gaya tha..

Rohit-Arrey bhenchod ye saala bahot he gaaaa...

Sam-Ahem ahemmm...

Rohit-Bahot he galat banda hai..

Main-Kahaan milega??

Ajit-No idea bro..

Main-Rohit ye Shubam ko call karke puch toh kidhar hoga ye..

Rohit ne Shubam ko call karke pucha..

Rohit - Woh bola agar city Mein Hai toh ground yaa fir hostel mein he padda rehta hai.. Last place hai woh college k Saamne waali tapri..

Main-Interesting.. Aajao fir dhund he lein..

Humlog uthe he they ki mere hath Mein Woh Nandini kaa phone baja jo ussi same number se tha..

Main-yelo uthake Baat karo isase...

Nandi-mmmmmain nahi...

Main-Toh main kaise karun ab, Baat karo isase or bolna Tumhaare pass bus thoda saa he hai location jaananey ki koshish karna iski..

Maine phone uthake speaker par kiya..

Ladka-Saali phone kyun nahi uthaaa rahi thi... Marrna hai tujhe..

Nand-Ww.. Ww. Oh.

Ladka-Woh woh chhod aakhiri baar bol raha hun mujhe dedey woh Saara maal warna mujhe tera address bhi pata hai abhi aajaunga..

Nand-Mere pass bbus thoda saa he hai woh Baaki police ko millgaya tha Arushi k ghar se..

Ladka-Thoda saa matab Kitana???

Nand-Ek pouch..


Ye basketball court Mein tha mereko piche se basketball dribbling ki awaaj Aa gayi thi.. Maine Unko ishaara kiya ki follow me.. Wohlog mere sath sath chall paddey.


Ladka-1 pouch?? Sali juth bolti hai..

Nandi-Nnnahi...sachmein..

Ladka-Toh or leke Aa kissi or ko jaanti he hogi tu aaj shyam takk agar tune kuch nahi kiya toh main tere ghar Mein ghusske rape karunga tera.. Samjhi?? Rape?? Akela nahi or ko bhi leke aaunga..

Uske ye bolne k Baad kuch or bandon ki hansne ki awaaj aai 2 yaa 3 or they uske sath.. Nice rape.. Nice... Mereko or trigger kardiya tha issne or ab aane waala tha maja.. Bahot badhiya maja.. Humlog basketball court pohanchey..court k 4on taraf lohe ki jaali lagi hai Uppar se niche takk bus ek gate hai aane Jaane k liye.. Wahaan 3 bandey toh basketball practice kar rahe they or 3 bandey ek bench par baithey they wahin andar or unmein se ek tha woh Rajesh kyunki uske hath Mein phone tha or Wohlog jhume they 4on taraf..


Ladka-Kyun saanp Sungh gaya saali randi bol ab..

Maine usase phone liya..

Main- Haanji sir delivery Aa gayi hai aapki..lelo drugs idhar Saamne..

Ye sunke Phone par sannata chhaa gaya or unhone dekha Humein uski aankhein bahaar aane ko hogayi..

Main-Don't worry dobara drugs ki jarurat nahi paddegi tujhe..

Call disconnected...

Hum gate k pass aae..

Main-Tum 3 nikalo..

Ye suntey he woh 3 jo basketball khel rahe they woh bhaage bc wahaan se..

Sam-Oye.. Theek hai tu??

Main-Yo i am fine as fuck..

Sam-Naa naa.. Shakal se toh naa lag raha maarna nahi haibe isse.. Gussa kar raha hai tu..

Main-Naah I am chilling..


Rohit-Nope.. Naa lag raha theek, triggered hai tu.. Main or Sam dekhlenge inko..tu rukk..

Frankly speaking main bahot triggered tha choti choti baatein millke mujhe bahot jyaada trigger karti hain...

Main-Ek minute side chalo tumlog...

Sam or Rohit bheed se ek side Jaane lage jiska faayda uthake main court Mein enter hogaya or andar se gate bandh kariya maine...

Sam-Yo what the fuck.. Rehndey be befaltu kaa panga karna kyun hai...

Rohit - Haan be kand hojaaega..

Main-Kand he karna hai..

Wahaan kaafi students ki bheed ikatha hogayi thi.. Woh teeno londey wahin khaddey khaddey mujhe he ghurr rahe they..

Main-(Chilaake) So easy way hogaya ab dekho hard way agar is college Mein Koi bhi drugs k aas pass bhi pakadda gaya toh unka kya haal hoga woh dikhata hun tumhe main..


Maine baaju k button khole jeb se phone nikaalke side Mein bench par rakha.. Or unke Saamne gaya..

Ladka1-bbbb... Bhai www.woh..

Woh aage kuch bolta usase Pehle maine diya uske thobdey par punch woh bhi Ekdum set hoke woh uss bench k Uppar se side Mein Jaake girra.. Dusara banda aage aaya usko di maine pait Mein laat woh jukha or jukhtey he maine di ek or laat uske thobdey par woh bhi niche girra last banda bc piche hatta lekin itana tejj tha nahi woh main jhapta uske Uppar or diya usko punch woh piche jaali se satt gaya or wahin liya maine usko uske thobdey par 15 seconds Mein he maine bahot Saare punch Maar diye woh react kar paata tabtak uska munh khoon se latpath ho chuka tha or uski body Mein isase jyaada Jaan dikh bhi nahi rahi thi mujhe.. Mere rukktey he woh niche girra... Or niche girrtey he maine di uski ribs Mein laat toe end se woh bhi bhenchod ki ribs pichakk gayi hongi.. Woh bhayanak chilaaya uske munh se thookk khoon sab nikal raha tha.. Usko chhod main dusare k pass gaya usko uthaaya maine saala notanki karta hai uthaatey he maine diya ghutna uske lawde par uski aankhein bahaar aane ko hogayi usko chhoda maine or chhodtey he woh apne ghutano par girra fir di maine laat uske munh par jo exactly naak par lagi uski.. By god gand fatt gayi hogi uski.. Iss bich woh last waala bhaagne laga main piche bhaaga gate kholta usase Pehle pichwaade par di maine uska munh Saamne gate se takraaya wahaan bahaar Saamne puri bheed dekh rahi thi..

Sam-Bhosdk rukk Jaa fir gand fod dunga dekhlena..

Maine Sam ki ignore kiya or usko pakkada ye tha woh phone wala londa..

Main - Rape karega?? Uth bhenchod..

Woh utha uthtey he maine di uske pait Mein laat woh fir niche or niche girrtey he maine ek k Baad ek do laatein uski ribs or bones sab hill gayi hongi.. Ussne mera pair pakkad liya tab rukka main..

Ladka-Bbb. V. Bhai galati hogayi.. Bbbbhai bhai..

Maine uska hath hataaya apne pair se.. Pakkad k hath khincha apne pair Mein fansaaya or diya jhatka bhenchod crack ki sound bahaar takk halki halki feel hui mujhe.. Or woh chilaaya gand faad.. Bahot jyaada itana ki bahaar 4on taraf khaddi ladkiyon ki gand fatt gayi..

Anaa-AP stoppp....please....

Bahaar Sam Rohit Anaa Arushi wagaairaah sab rukkaney kaa bol rahe they

Main-Laa dusara hath dey..

Maine uska dusara hath pakkada ussne try kiya hataane kaa lekin kamyaab naa hua maine pair Mein fansaaya.. Or todney he waala tha ki mujhe ek awaaj sunaai di.. "AP stopppppp"... Awaaj wahaan se kaafi aarahi thi but ye ek Awaaj ne mereko strike kiya Or pata nahi kyun main woh awaaj sunke rukk gaya maine uska hath chhoda piche mudda ji Haan ye Riya ki awaaj thi jo gate k Uppar khaddi thi.. No idea woh awaaj sun main kyun rukka maybe isliye ki main curious tha ye jaananey k liye ki ye awaaj real thi yaa nahi.. Mera Saara gussa Ekdum se rukk gaya tha or fir jhatke se waapis aaya or jyaada..

Sam-Bhabhi kaa phone hai dekhle... Yele..


Ye bolke Sam ne jaali Mein se apna mobile fainka mere Saamne grass par jo loud speaker par tha..

Bhabi-AP kya kar raha hai betu?? Hello.. I know tu sun raha hai.. Stop it right now.. Warna main aarahi hun fir dekhlena..

Ab main babhi yaa bhai ki Baat gusse Mein bhi nahi taal shakta... Then mujhe realize hua ki sab theek hai bahot Maar liya sachi Mein bahot jyaada Maar liya.. Maine phone uthaaya..

Main-Naa naa I am good.. Its fine..

Babhi - Tu kar kya raha tha..?

Main-Kuch nahi was beating somebody..

Babhi-mere pass call kiya toh bahot he jyaada Maar raha hoga..

Main-Yeah kind of..

Babhi-Koi case wagaairaah karega??

Main - Naa unka fault hai..

Babhi-OK then ambulance bulao or nikalo wahaan se and don't get yourself in these situations...

Main-Ok yeah.. Thodi der Mein aajaaenge..Sorry..

Babhi-Ghar aake Baat karte hain.. Bye..

Call disconnected..

Main gate kholke bahaar nikala toh puri bheed mujhe he ghurr rahi thi.. Shocked nahi tha koi bhi sabko maalum tha aisa he hota hai jab main kissi ko dharrta hun toh.. Bahaar aatey he meri najar chaaron taraf gayi Riya nahi thi wahaan no idea kyun main usse dhund raha tha but woh nahi thi wahaan.. Kya woh aai thi yaa bus beham tha mera.. Bhenchod kya Matlab beham tha maine apni aankhon se dekha usse Yahaan.. She was right fucking here..

Main-Ambulance bulaa dey toh..

Rohit-already bulaa di hai..

Sam ne maara mere pait Mein Ek punch kaafi jorr se well deserved tha ye..

Sam-What the fuck bc kyun mood ki aisi taisi karta hai be..

Main-My bad..

Rohit-Abhi Ravi hota toh gand fod deta teri...

Sam-True bc kaabu he uske yaa babhi k aata hai tu..

True Ravi hota toh aisi situation nahi aati waise toh Sam or Rohit bhi mere bahot jyaada close hain lekin Ravi toh fir Bachpan se mere sath he raha hai he understands me pretty good or Uppar se uska gussa bhi kharaab hai..

Main-Sorry bola naa be waise bhi well deserved thi ye dhulaai case koi karega nahi toh we are chilling.. Out of college campus hai ye toh no issue ye seekh jaayega or Baaki ko seekha jaaega..yelo Nandini ab call nahi karega ye..

Nandi-Ttthanks..

Anaa-You are stupid AP hath dekho apne..

Main-Mera blood nahi hai..

Maine wahaan hath dhoye or aaya canteen ki side sabke sath..

Abhi-Bro that was sick..

Ajit-Yep deserve karta tha woh..

Main-I know bc thoda jyaada hogaya..


Ashish - Kaaeka jyaada be all good..

Main-Laxman coffee he pilaa dey..

Maine Canteen Mein najar doudaai meri aankhein usse dhun rahi thi kyun maalum nahi but main ek baar confirm karna caahta tha ki woh Yahaan kahin thi..

Continued...

Kyu bhai purane zakham harey ho rahey hai. Control karo apne ko warna Anaa hath pair tode degi.

 

[Iron Man]

Update - 53(Daru,Girlfriend, Ex's and Rest) ​

Humlog 10 baje haweli pohanchey main bahot thakk gaya tha bc.. Isliye babhi ko dinner kaa bolke seedha room Mein aaya or garam Paani se nahaaya woh bhi hath durr karke kyunki hath par wounds they jinhe Paani se durr rakhna tha.. Bhayanak nind aarahi thi bc Khaana khaake mast sojaane waala tha main.. Lekin jaise he main nahaake aaya toh mujhe Yaad aaya Ashish kaa bday bhenchod uski party or daru.. Gajab..Thake hue k liye daru Nind se bhi better kaam karti hai or main thehra firr laalachi aadmi.. Pure din ki frustration durr karni thi isliye maine plan banaaya wahan Jaane kaa.. Maine half sleeve ki T's pehni kyunki full sleeve mein bhenchod woh hath k wounds par lagke irritate karti hain.. And niche pehni formal pants Matlab jyaada ready naa hua main kyunki ready hoke mujhe lawda kuch karna tha mereko toh daru peeni thi.. Main mobile leke aaya niche..

Babhi-Aaja betu dinner ready hai..

Main-Dinner cancel mereko Ashish ki party Mein Janeka hai woh toh bhull he gaya tha main..

Babhi-Achaa aisa kya.. Parties Mein Jaane ki itani aag kabse lagne lagi tujhe.. You hate parties..

Abeer-He hate parties jinmein daru nahi hoti..

Babhi-Oh ho ho ho.. Issiliye mann Mein ladu futt rahe hain tere... Tabhi main sochun Sam or Ravi itane khuss hoke kyun Gaye hain..

Main-Exactly..

Abeer-lol..

Babhi-Waise abhi kya karega party over naa hogayi hogi??

Main-I don't think so late night takk kaa bola tha ussne..

Babhi-OK Jaa fir or Drink karke drive nahi karna koi bhi Abeer ko call kardena ye lene aajaega.. Or thodi bahot warna munh fod dungi tumhaara main..

Main-OK babhi bye bhabi... Bye Jaanwar..

Ye bolke main aaya bahaar or Sam ko call kiya toh nahi uthaya ussne Ravi or Rohit ne bhi naa uthaya Matlab party suru ho chuki thi.. Main RR Mein he aaya or nikala Aroma k liye 11 baje k aas pass pohancha main.. Gaadi park ki toh gate closed they or bahar bouncers they as usual lekin apne ko jaante hain toh Pehle toh sabne jabardast salute maara then gate khola.. Or main aaya andar toh andar pura mahool bana tha dim lights kaafi bandey aae they loud music chal raha tha or bandey floor k Uppar niche harr jagah naach rahe they.. Kuch bina peene waale they wohlog ek side ko baithtey they kuch videos bana rahe they.. Wahaan mereko dim lights mein koi bhi pehchaan nahi aaya bhenchod, but mereko pata tha ki Sam Ravi or Rohit andar honge Nikhil k sath isliye main udhar stage k side se hotey hue piche ki side Jaane laga toh uss bich ek table par Ashish Ajit Abhi Lucky Anaa Arushi Divya Mouni or Sneha baithtey they or pata nahi kaise maadarchod Ashish ki najar mujhpar padd gayi or pata nahi kyun woh jyaada he khuss hogaya or seat se uthke seedha aake merese Galle milla or mere kaan Mein chilaaya..

Ashish - Bc pata tha mujhe tu jarur aaega thanks Yaar.. Bachpan k Baad aaj Pehli baar tu meri bday party Mein aaya hai..

Main-Bus kya bhosdk...

Ashish-Aaja daru peeyega??

Main-Hell No itani bheed Mein main naa pita bc maja kya Yahaan.. Andar hai mera system tu aajaa badhiya waali pilaaunga..

Ashish-Aata hun thodi derr Mein inke sath baitha hun abhi..

Main-OK..

Main-Kaise ho bachalog???

Ispar Abhi wagaairaah ne thumbsup diya mujhe kyunki awaaj kam he sunegi Yahaan par.. Maine Anaa ko smile di badle Mein ussne bhi smile di.. Ye tha mera first incounter Daru Vs girlfriend waala.. Kyunki Pehli baar Anaa mujhe dekh k puri tarah khuss nahi thi jiska reason jo din Mein diya tha ussne ki she hates daru.. Nice.. But koi na seh lenge thoda..

Main unke pass se nikala or hall se andar aaya jahan kaafi Saare rooms hain private.. Then by stairs Uppar aaya Jahaan VIp rooms hain.. Unmein se ek kaa he darwaja khulla tha Matlab Yahaan hain apne waale log..

Main aaya or seedha andar ghussa...

Main-Kaise mere bache log???

Lekin main boltey-2 bichmein he rukk gaya kyunki wahaan Saamne sofa par Riya Sana or kuch Ladkiyaan baithi thi or Khaana khaa rahi thi.. Riya ne mujhe dekha hum dono ki aankhein ek second k liye milli lekin agli he second maine apni aankhein hata li.. Yahaan dj ki sound kam he thi Isliye shayad yelog Yahaan baithi thi..

Main-Sorry wrong room..

Sana-All good.. Glad you could make it here.. Aao khaaoge Khaana??

Main-Naa you are good..

Ye bolke main bahaar aaya wahaan se maadarchod ek sath 2 ex's dekh k daru ki talab double hogayi, ab main wahaan se bahaar aaya or harr room ka gate check kiya sabke bahaar se bandh they maadarchod ye gaye Kahaan.. Terrace?? Oh Haan bhenchod...

Main wahaan se terrace aaya toh gate khulla tha Matlab yahin gand marwaan rahe they yelog..main Uppar aaya toh wahaan Sam Ravi Rohit or Nikhil sab chairs par baithtey they or unke bichmein ek table thi jispar Alcohol mojjud thi uske alaawa snacks and all or bottles dekh k main samajh gaya ki yelog kaafi derr se lage hain..

Main - Maadarchod..

Yahaan Sound bilkul he kam thi issi liye yelog Yahaan aake baithtey they meri awaaj sun wohlog paltey meri taraf..

Nikhil-Arrey maai Baap aap Yahaan... Pair Kahaan hai aapke..

Ye bol Nikhil khadda hoke merese Galle milla..

Nikh-Kaisa hai be??

Main-All good..

Sam-Waah bc kar bhi aaya kand??

Main-Hell yeah double woh bhi..

Ravi-Arrey gajab gand maardey bhenchod system ko..

Main--Suno be mere liye chair leke aao koi ab..

Ravi-Kyun bhosdk tere hath pair naa hain..

Main-Chot lagi haibe gandu ye dekh.. Bhosdk teri tarah Yahaan baithke nallon ki tarah daru naa pee raha tha main..

Ravi-Laata hun bc taane kyun maarta hai...

Ravi niche gaya or main baitha uski chair par..

Rohit - Sab sahi se nipat gaya..

Main-Haan ye maadarchod Brijesh toh jaldi he nipat gaya tha lekin fir wahaan Sunny k bandey aagaye toh issue hogaya tha but again tera bhai James bond jo thehra.. Thodi chot lagi but theek he hai sab..

Rohit-Arrey gajab bc..

Main-Aag lagi hai patiala par patiala aane dey bhai..tumhaare level takk aane Mein he kaafi derr lag jaayegi mujhe tum toh set ho..

Sam-Lawde kaa set be 4 peg liye honge..

Nikhil ne large banaaya mera scotch thi toh bc Pehla peg Galle se niche utarne Mein time laga.. Tabtak Ravi bhi aagaya..wohlog ne bakchodi suru ki tabtak main lene laga peg par peg.. Jaisa ki sabko pata hai mujhe Nasha bahot kam hota hai caahe woh medicine kaa ho daru kaa yaa drugs kaa yaa poison kaa bhi bc.. 45 minutes Baad main hua tha set bhenchod almost puri bottle dhakaar gaya tha main 45 minute Mein..Open roof thi thandi thandi hawa thi clear weather tha bc daru peene k liye or kyaa caahiye.. Bc sare wounds thakan sab durr hogayi thi.. Tab aaya Ashish wahaan..

Main-Arrey Aa bday boy..

Sam-Gand kaa bday boy 12 baj gaye bday gaya iska..

Main-Maadarchod niche baith fir .. ..

Ashish-Bhenchod itani toh beijatti naa karo be..

Ashish wahaan table par baitha..

Main-Bhosdk ek he kulha rakh k baitha reh dusara kulha rakha toh bottle girregi or fir tera bday main banaaunga..


Rohit Ravi Ashish or Nikhil bhaari set they wohlog harr 5 minutes mein wahaan washroom Mein mutt k aarahe they acha hua terrace par washroom tha warna niche Uppar Mein he gand fatt jaati inki.. Main theek thaak tha jabki maine inse double se bhi jyaada pee Lee thi.. Sam bhi theek he tha.

Ab Sam ne kiya mujhe message or ishare se phone check karne ko kaha maine phone check kiya toh Ussne likha tha Ashish ko choke karna hai full.. Uske alaawa Anaa k bhi kaafi messages they.. Recent message tha uska 5 minutes pehle ka puch rahi thi kahaan ho tum?? Maine reply kiya "Yahin Hun"...

Message karke phone daala maine or fir Ashish ko choke karne k liye planning hone lagi.. Peg banaane ki baari Sam ki thi toh ussne Ravi Rohit or Nikhil kaa peg banaya Ekdum light.. Khudka bhi light banaya ussne or mera or Ashish kaa banaaya heavy Ekdum..

Ashish-Hatt.. Saala maarega kya bhosdk.. A AP tu bana dey..

Main-Itana nahi haibe ye dekh mera bhi itana hai bhosdk bday boy hai tu.. Aise darr jaaega.

Ashish-Hain?? Bday hai mera??

Main - Technically tha but still halka halka bday abhi bhi hai tera toh large le bc cheers..

Ravi-Cheers...

Ye bol humlog dhakaar gaye Ashish bhi bc mujhe dekhte dekhte ek ghunt Mein dhakaar gaya....

Ashish-Bday boy k liye kon peg banaaega ab bhenchod??

Main-Tera Baap banaaega bhosdk..

Ye bol maine banaya peg or maine toh bhenchod glass he bharr diya...iske Baad over tha Ashish..

Then maine Baaki k light or mera fir large banaaya...

Rohit-Cheeersssss ki Maa ki chut..


Or fir sab dhakaar gaye..

Rohit-Bus Tumhaara bhai out hai ab...

Sam-Main mutt k aaya...

Ravi-Oye Sam mereko bhi leke chal toh.. Raasta bhull gaya main..

Main-Gandu 1 ghante Mein 10 baar Jaake aaya hai tu raasta kaise bhull gaya.. Woh Saamne toh hai.. Railing par se kudd Matt Jaana bhenchod...

Ashish ki aankhein firr gayi thi bhenchod khudse he kuch naa kuch bol raha tha..

Or 10 minutes Baad hum sab badhiya set they sab full they main bhi almost full tha or ab akela or nahi peene waala tha main..

Ashish-Happy Birthday To You... Happy...

Main--Chup be maadarchod.. Sun kon lene aane waala hai tumhe??

Ashish-Main khud or kon lene aaega bhenchod Gaadi tera bhai chalaaega..

Main--Achaa chal toh fir niche.. Khadda ho bhosdk..

Maine Ashish ko khadda kiya or seedhiyon takk chhod k aaya aage woh khud jaaega aisa he Maine Sam Ravi or Rohit k sath kiya.. Nikhil khudse gaya.. Or unke Jaane k Baad main washroom Mein aaya bc tanki full hogayi thi mera first tha maadarchod ne washroom sadaa diya tha mutt mutt k isliye maine bahaar khadda hoke railing k Uppar se he dhaar maari.. Almost 1 minute takk mutta hoga bhenchod itani toh pee he nahi thi.. Then hath dhoye.. Muttaney se Nasha thoda kam hua toh main niche Jaane se Pehle last peg or maara ek and halka saa chicken liya jo bc thanda hochuka tha.. Then main uttara niche toh music off hogaya tha... Or first floor par aaya toh Anaa kaa call aagaya maine uthaya..

Main-Yo..

Anaa-Kahaan ho tum Yelog toh niche aagaye....

Main-Main bhi aagaya..

Call disconnected..

Main niche gaya toh sablog Jaa chuke they bus Abhi gang he bachi thi.. Uske alaawa humlog toh they he.. Or bhenchod Sablog full they ladkiyon ko chhodke..bhaari full like totally.. Sam Ravi or Rohit wahaan sofas par paddey they ek side..

Main-Nice.. Tumlog ko lene aane waala hai koi??

Ashish-main hun naa.. Burrrrr.. Gaadi main he chalaaunga..

Main-Chupkar be..

Sneha-Nahi koi lene aaega toh inhe itana nashe Mein dekhega fir issue hoga..

Main-Nice.. Arushi??

Anaa-Well the thing Iss Hum Mein se kissi ko koi bhi nahi lene aane waala kyunki Inlog ne promise kiya tha ki yelog Humein drop karenge lekin Filhaal yelog khud naa drop hone waale..

Main-OK don't worry main...

Main aage kuch bolta usase Pehle Nikhil kaa driver aaya mere pass.. Kaafi purana worker hai ye Nikhil ki family kaa..

Driver-Sahaab aapko Nikhil baba ne bulaaya hai..

Main-Ghar nahi gaya woh??

Driver - Nahi jidd kar rahe hain aapse millke jaenge..

Main-Main aaya ek second..

Anaa-AP listen..

Main-1 minutes bus I'll be right back..

Ye bolke main bahaar aaya toh Nikhil apni audi k bonut par baitha tha hath Mein Ek peg tha uske..

Main-Kya be bhosdk ghar nahi Jaana??

Nikhil-Nahi aaj tera bbhai yhhhin soega..

Main-Bhakk bhosdk ghar Jaa babhi wait kar rahi hongi..

Nikhil-Arrey ussi liye toh nahi jaraha ye dekh kitane phones messages aae hain.. Ghar Mein gaali or Maar dono padegi..

Main-Kuch naa padegi Jaa chup chaap aaja andar.. Ye glass dey mujhe..


Nikhil-Naaa... Tu Baat kar or bol..

Main-Laa kardeta hun..

Ye bolke maine uska phone liya or Uski wife Preeti ko call kiya..

Preeti-Where are you???

Main-Babhi ji parnaam..

Preeti-Kon??

Main-What the hell..

Preeti-AP is that you???

Main-Ofcourse its me Orr kon hoga.. Ab awaaj bhi naa pehchaanogi aap...

Preeti-Sorry meri galati nahi hai itane time se shakal naa dikhaai hai tune ki teri awaaj kya shakal bhi bhullne lagi hun.. Kaisa hai tu??

Main-Ekdum jhakkas..

Preeti-Kahaan ho tumlog??

Main-Club Mein he they ye Nikal he raha hai actually hua ye ki aaj thodi jyaada hogayi hai isko..

Nikhil-Oyee.. Jyaada nahi hui abhi toh Orr dum hai Baaki.. Laa bana peg..

Main-Chup be.. So babhi aaj waali galati meri hai so please Haan sorry for that agar aage se kare toh beshak fodd dena..

Preeti-Uske liye ye ghar bhi toh aane caahiye.. Ek kaam kar tu aaja sath late hogaya hai wahaan se ghar kab jaaega..

Main-Arrey nahi party thi kaafi logon ko drop karna hai isko bhej raha hun main just sorry Haan..

Preeti-No worries..

Main-Thanks Babhi.. Bye.. Good Night..

Preeti-Night devar ji..

Call disconnected..

Main-Le be kardiya call Kaka isko baithaao Gaadi Mein..

Nikhil-Ye peg peene dey fir jaunga..

Main-Ye main peelunga bhosdk bharr k baitha hai subah takk peene waala hai kya??

Nikhil-Naa daru waste nahi kartey.. Samjha..

Main-Haan laa mujhe de main waste naa karunga..

Nikhil-pakka??

Main-Haan be..

Nikhil-Le Mere Saamne khatam kar..

Main - Karlunga main tu de toh..

Nikhil-Abhi kar warna nahi jaunga main..

Bhenchod gajab fansa glass full tha or waise ye jaaega nahi isliye maine usase liya glass or dhakaar gaya..

Nikhil - J baaat...

Main-uttar ab gandu..

Ye bolke maine usko utaara bonut se or Gaadi Mein leta diya..

Driver-Chalta hun beta..

Main-OK kaka..

Usko dafa karke main andar aaya toh wahaan Ab Scene ye tha ki Abhi Ashish Ajit or Lucky kutton ki tarah paddey they literally kutton ki tarah.. Or dusari Side Anaa Arushi Mouni Sneha Divya Sana wagaairaah sab they Riya nahi thi wahaan.. Maadarchod daru peeke bhi ex k baare Mein sochta hai.. Sam Ravi or Rohit mast sofas par so rahe they.. Matlab inka hogaya chalo atleast Ye yahin sojaaenge..

Main-oye bouncer inko Uppar lejaao toh Nikhil k room Mein sulaa do teeno ko..

Bouncer-Ji sir..

Ab 3 bouncer gaye Sam ko sahaar deke uthaya..

Sam-Bhosdk kon haibe hath kaise lagaya tune mujhe..

Main-Main hun be chup chaap Jaake sojaa...

Sam-Main or peeunga.. Sone ko puri jindagi paddi hai..

Main-babhi uthjaaengi toh munh fodd dengi tera.. Chup chaap Jaa yaa bulaaun..

Sam-sorry.. Sorry.. Meri galti.. Maine pee Kahaan hai..

Maine bouncers ko ishaara kiya woh leke gaye usko..or bhenchod woh last large peg mere liye bhi over horaha tha like kaafi jyaada...

Anaa-AP??

Main-So tum Mein se Gaadi kisko chalaani aati hai??

Arushi - Kissi ko bhi nahi.. Itani raat ko chalalein itani toh kissi ko bhi nahi aati..

Main-Tumlog Yahaan rukk shaktey ho waise badhiya rooms hain Uppar..

Arushi-Hell no inko chhod do Yahaan girls kaa Jaana jaruri hai..

Anaa-Tumhe he drop karna padega sabko..

Main-Nice meri haalat dekh k lag raha hun main drop karunga sabko..

Anaa-Lag toh sahi rahe ho.. Fresh as new..

Main-aisa kya..

Arushi-Flirt karna bandh karo or koi raasta nikaalo..

Main-OK.. Kiss kiss ko Kahaan Kahaan drop karna hai bolo ek baar..

Arushi-OK So aisa kar shaktey hain.. Main Anaa k Yahaan chali jaungi kyunki mera ghar kaafi durr hojaaega Yahaan se.. Divya Sneha k ghar rukk jaae gi..Lekin Sana or Mouni kaa ghar Jaana jaruri hai.. Principal sir ko jaantey ho naa tum...

Mouni-Haan..

Main-yaani 3 jagah.. Nice.. Great..

Anaa-Please...

Main-Sure..kyun nahi.. Maine thodi pee hai.. Tumlog ko darr nahi lagega ek bewdey k sath Jaane Mein..

Arushi-Tere Uppar pura bharosa hai Humein.. Aakhir AP hai tu..

Main-A Dialoguebaaj nasha AP ko bhi hota hai..

Arushi-Chal naa Yaar..

Main - OK aao..


Bouncers ne Sam Ravi or Rohit ko sulaa diya tha..

Main-Ye niche paddey hain inhe bhi sofas par daal do subah laat Maar Maar k Bhagaana sabko..

Bouncer-Ji sir..

Main-Tumlog chalo parking mein..

Ye sun sab Ladkiyaan gayi wahaan se or maine diye un bouncers ko kuch paise sach kahun toh exact nahi pata kitane they kyunki nasha kaafi hogaya tha.. Unhone force karne par liye..

Main-Or Haan terrace par badhiya material pada hai peg lagaaake sojaao....

Ye bolke main aaya parking Mein bhenchod pair apne aap he Jaa rahe they..

Main parking mein aaya Gaadi unlock ki Anaa aage baithi Baaki sab piche..

Main - So Pehle he bataadun kuch hogaya toh meri guarantee hai nahi..

Arushi-Darra Matt please...

Bhenchod raat k 2 baje main Uber driver bana ghum raha tha woh bhi nashe Mein.. Nice.. Mujhe laga tha nasha hai par Gaadi chalaa shakta hun main lekin parking se bahaar nikaaltey time he main samajh gaya ki it'll be hard..


Sneha kaa ghar close tha Sneha Ashish ki cousin hai or Yelog Raju ki haweli Mein rehtey hain toh isko Pehle drop karke aata hun.. Bhenchod aankhein bandh hone lagi thi..

Anaa-Boltey raho kuch naa kuch nind nahi aaegi..

Main-I am trying..

35-40 se Uppar jaatey he Gaadi control nahi horahi thi bhenchod.. Isliye maine slow he li..

Puri city saaf thi bc Raju k area Mein pohancha main uski haweli k Saamne Gaadi rouki toh uske jhant barabar guards uth kaddey hue..

Guard-Konsa hai rai??

Main - Tera Baap hai be..

Sneha - Main Hun Tauji..

Guard-Yo Baap waala kon tha..

Main-Again tera baap...

Guard-Oho AP sahaab parnaam parnaam..

Main-Sahaab nahi Baap..

Guard-kon Baap???

Main-Main baap...

Guard-Matlab....

Main - Tera Baap ...

Anaa-AP stop it... Sorry uncle.. Chalo..

Main-Baap bolega ye toh jaunga..

Anaa- AP let's go.. Move..


Maine Gaadi chalaai toh gear daaltey he bandh..

Main-Jaldi jaldi address bolo time pura hone waala hai..

Sana-Abhi mera close padega..

Main - Kahaan??

Sana-tumhe mera address nahi pata?? Seriously..

Main-Haan Yaad Nahi hai.. Ex ki jyaada details nahi rakhta main..

Sana-hehehe.. Very funny.. Yahaan se city Mein enter hotey he first street..

Ab hue city Mein enter dobara se toh road par Gaadi chalaana easy tha kyunki lights wagaairaah thi or vehicles non existing he they..


City Mein aake Sana ne bataaya uss galli k entrance par almost thok di thi maine lekin kissi tarah uske bungalow k Saamne pohancha main..

Main - jaldi nikal style kya kar rahi hai itana time nahi hai.

Sana-thanks AP..

Usko utaara maine lekin bhenchod ab Gaadi turn kaise hogi Iss galli Mein maadarchod galli se back he nikalna padega iski maa ki chut.. What the fuck..

Lekin ab karni toh padegi he Maine back Lee Gaadi or sab sahi tha lekin galli se nikaltey - 2 right side puri scratch maardi maine right mirror bhi gaya..

Main-Iske paise tumse he lunga..

Then again hum road par aae..

Mouni-Next chownk se right lelena AP aage Mall k left galli Mein...

Mouni ne kissi ko call kiya..

Mouni-Dad open the gate please..

Ye bolke ussne call cut kardiya..

Mouni-Hey jabtak gate naa khulle tumlog Jaana Nahi Haan..

Anaa-ok.. Darr kyun rahi hai bhoot nahi khaaenge tujhe..

Chownk aaya Jahaan se left lena tha wahaan se left toh leliya maine lekin Saamne bhenchod police naaka tha or barricades wagaairaah lage they.. Mere rukktey he side se police waale nikalke aae maano bhenchod terrorists hon..

Hawaldaar-oye.. No entry hai aage..

Maine window puri utaari..

Main-kya hua??

Or mere munh kholte he gayi daru ki khubsurat sugandh usske munh par ki bc woh 4 feet durr ko hata..

Hawaldaar-janaab ghanni peerya hai... Aaiyo ek baar... Haan Tu niche uttar chori chod..

Main-O chicha light wight jaalaao.. Shakal wakal dekho Pehle hawa Mein naa aao..

Ye bolke ussne apni light maari mere munh par ki bc aankhein bandh karni ladi..

Hawal-hai kon tu??

SI- Oh AP sahaab parnaam mahaaraaj parnaam..Hatt rey. Aapka idhar kaa chakkar kaise lag gaya??

Main-Kyun nahi aana tha..

Si - Arrey nahi Gurudev aapka area hai area kya sehar state sab aapki hai kahin bhi Jaao aap..

Main-toh tere Baap kaa kya Jaata Hai hataa yo taam jhaam..

SI-Hawaldaar..


Woh barricades hattey Or humlog aae aage...

Anaa-AP you really need to chill kya kya bol rahe ho tum..

Main-To be frank no idea kya bol raha hun..

Mouni-bus yahin..

Main-Aaila ye bungalow banaya hai budhe ne??

Mouni - mere dad or apne principal hain woh or budhe bhi nahi hain..

Main-aji Haan moddeling karwaalo unse ab..

Mouni-hehe...

"Mouni aap ho beta "...

Ye sun Mouni uttari

Mouni-Yeah dad..

"Kiske Sath ho??"...

Anaa-Hi Sir..

Ye Sun woh budha aaya Gaadi k close...

Principal - Anaa beta.. Drive kon kar raha hai..

Main-Sojaao Jaake raat bahot hogayi hai.. Aise sadak par nahi khaddey hotey raatko.. Koi kidnap karlega toh fir bhalla..waise aapko kidnap karke karega kya koi..

Prin-AP...

Uske itana boltey he maine Gaadi pel di bc..

Arushi-oh AP tum for sure kal suspend hone waale ho..

Main-fuck that old man.. I hate him..

Ab main bhi full flow Mein tha or ye saabit kiya maine woh police barricades ko takkar maarke bhenchod woh barricade durr Jaake girra.. Or main nikala seedha..

Aruhsi-AP chill.. Chill..

Main-Shant ab main "Gaadi tera bhai chalaaga "waali Zone Mein hun..

Anaa-oh god.. Slow slow... Turn hai aage..

Maine bhenchod turn liya drift kartey hue fast and furious style Mein lekin maadarchod Gaadi bandh hogayi... Firr chaalu karke nikala main.. 3 baje Anaa k ghar k saamne bhayanak break maari maine..

Main-Finally.. Chalo ab jaldi..

Anaa-Chalo nahi tum bhi aao..

Main - Chaaye coffee kabhi baadmein..

Anaa-Chaaye coffee nahi yahin sojaana..

Main-Oh hell no..

Arushi-Yep uttaro ab..

Anaa-Mere Dad or dadi dono he nahi don't worry.. Di hain keval.. Or unke sath toh khoob banti hai Tumhaari.. Haalat dekho abhi toh humlog they sath Baat kartey kartey leke aagaye tumhe. Akele tum so jaaoge..

Main-Aji Haan ghanta..

Anaa-Aise toh maanoge nahi tum.


Ye bolke Anaa ne Gaadi ki keys nikaali or uttar gayi Gaadi se..

Main-Anaa aisa Matt karo Yaar Jaane do naa..

Anaa-AP please.. Aao naa main akele drive nahi karne dene waali tumhe aao.. Subah chale jaana..

Arushi-Haan aaja abhi chaabi nahi milne waali..

Undono ne millke mujhe nikaala darshall mereko Yahaan rukkney Mein dikkat koi nahi thi actually mera nasha kam hogaya tha or abhi jaate time thodi Orr lene waala tha main lekin ab kya he kiya jaae main Gaadi se uttara or unke piche piche aaya unke guard ne gate khola actually humaare guard ne ye guards maine he lagaae they Yahaan jab Red John Anaa k bapu k piche padda tha tab.. Toh guards humaare he hain dono ne salute kiya mujhe unko reply deke main andar aaya..

Anaa-Khaana banaaun??

Main-Subah k 3 baje Konsa Khaana.. Mereko sona hai bus..

Anaa-Konsa room caahiye??

Main-Koi bhi chalega.. Bus disturbance naa hona caahiye warna subah he breakup hai..

Anaa-Shut up.. I Hate you..

Anaa mereko niche he ek room Mein leke aai jisme mast saa ek bed laga tha. Maine Jaanwar ko message kiya ki subah late he aaunga main.. Then maine dekha room..

Main-Bed toh mast laga hai.. Waise issue ye hai mujhe new locations par akele nind nahi aati So.. Ahem Ahem..

Arushi - OK this is awkward main tere room Mein jaati hun Anaa tabtak..

Arushi chali gayi or Anaa ne ghurr k dekha mujhe..

Main bed par girr padda..

Main-Come on sona nahi hai..

Anaa-I hate you..

Main-I Love you..

Anaa-Go to sleep AP subah Baat kartey hain..

Main-Akele??? Mereko nind nahi aati akele..

Anaa-Koi naa tabtak baithi hun main Tumhaare pass..

Sachi Mein bahot jyaada nasha hogaya tha mereko isliye jaise he Anaa ne mera sir apni godd Mein rakha uske just 15-20 seconds baad mereko nind aagayi par pata nahi mujhe kyun laga main uske kaafi derr Baad soya lekin woh cheej Yaad Nahi thi mereko... Shoes wagaairaah pehney they maine.. Bhenchod kya nind aai kaise aai kab aai koi idea nahi tha mujhe.. Subah meri aankhein kissi ki awaaj se khulli.. Khulli kya gand fatt gayi kholne Mein bhayanak sir Dard tha toh Saamne Anaa coffee liye khaddi thi..

Main-Mereko nahi peeni.. Let me sleep..

Or ye boltey he main agle he second sogaya then main utha khudse abhi headache kam tha lekin still kaafi jyaada tha.. 5 minute mujhe lage ye realise karne mein ki kya hua kya kya kiya maine raatko.. Then mereko woh he Yaad aaya jo maine Pehle bataaya hai lekin 100 % mereko yakeen tha ki kuch toh bakchodi ki hai maine kyunki daru k Baad sabkuch toh Yaad rehta nahi... Maine time dekha toh bhenchod dophar k 3 baje they what the fuck.. Bhenchod 12 ghante.. Main Pehle toh utha or bathroom Mein aake fresh hua then kaafi Saara thanda Paani sir par daala towel se saaf kiya tab thoda bahot ashar hua bathroom se nikala toh Saamne Anaa or Arushi dono khaddi thi...

Anaa-Good Morning oh sorry good afternoon...

Ye bolke Anaa ne mereko ajeeb sa ghurr k dekha jisase main samajh gaya ki ok bakchodi toh ki hai maine... Kya?? Woh pata lagaana tha..


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Update - 53(Daru,Girlfriend, Ex's and Rest) ​

Humlog 10 baje haweli pohanchey main bahot thakk gaya tha bc.. Isliye babhi ko dinner kaa bolke seedha room Mein aaya or garam Paani se nahaaya woh bhi hath durr karke kyunki hath par wounds they jinhe Paani se durr rakhna tha.. Bhayanak nind aarahi thi bc Khaana khaake mast sojaane waala tha main.. Lekin jaise he main nahaake aaya toh mujhe Yaad aaya Ashish kaa bday bhenchod uski party or daru.. Gajab..Thake hue k liye daru Nind se bhi better kaam karti hai or main thehra firr laalachi aadmi.. Pure din ki frustration durr karni thi isliye maine plan banaaya wahan Jaane kaa.. Maine half sleeve ki T's pehni kyunki full sleeve mein bhenchod woh hath k wounds par lagke irritate karti hain.. And niche pehni formal pants Matlab jyaada ready naa hua main kyunki ready hoke mujhe lawda kuch karna tha mereko toh daru peeni thi.. Main mobile leke aaya niche..

Babhi-Aaja betu dinner ready hai..

Main-Dinner cancel mereko Ashish ki party Mein Janeka hai woh toh bhull he gaya tha main..

Babhi-Achaa aisa kya.. Parties Mein Jaane ki itani aag kabse lagne lagi tujhe.. You hate parties..

Abeer-He hate parties jinmein daru nahi hoti..

Babhi-Oh ho ho ho.. Issiliye mann Mein ladu futt rahe hain tere... Tabhi main sochun Sam or Ravi itane khuss hoke kyun Gaye hain..

Main-Exactly..

Abeer-lol..

Babhi-Waise abhi kya karega party over naa hogayi hogi??

Main-I don't think so late night takk kaa bola tha ussne..

Babhi-OK Jaa fir or Drink karke drive nahi karna koi bhi Abeer ko call kardena ye lene aajaega.. Or thodi bahot warna munh fod dungi tumhaara main..

Main-OK babhi bye bhabi... Bye Jaanwar..

Ye bolke main aaya bahaar or Sam ko call kiya toh nahi uthaya ussne Ravi or Rohit ne bhi naa uthaya Matlab party suru ho chuki thi.. Main RR Mein he aaya or nikala Aroma k liye 11 baje k aas pass pohancha main.. Gaadi park ki toh gate closed they or bahar bouncers they as usual lekin apne ko jaante hain toh Pehle toh sabne jabardast salute maara then gate khola.. Or main aaya andar toh andar pura mahool bana tha dim lights kaafi bandey aae they loud music chal raha tha or bandey floor k Uppar niche harr jagah naach rahe they.. Kuch bina peene waale they wohlog ek side ko baithtey they kuch videos bana rahe they.. Wahaan mereko dim lights mein koi bhi pehchaan nahi aaya bhenchod, but mereko pata tha ki Sam Ravi or Rohit andar honge Nikhil k sath isliye main udhar stage k side se hotey hue piche ki side Jaane laga toh uss bich ek table par Ashish Ajit Abhi Lucky Anaa Arushi Divya Mouni or Sneha baithtey they or pata nahi kaise maadarchod Ashish ki najar mujhpar padd gayi or pata nahi kyun woh jyaada he khuss hogaya or seat se uthke seedha aake merese Galle milla or mere kaan Mein chilaaya..

Ashish - Bc pata tha mujhe tu jarur aaega thanks Yaar.. Bachpan k Baad aaj Pehli baar tu meri bday party Mein aaya hai..

Main-Bus kya bhosdk...

Ashish-Aaja daru peeyega??

Main-Hell No itani bheed Mein main naa pita bc maja kya Yahaan.. Andar hai mera system tu aajaa badhiya waali pilaaunga..

Ashish-Aata hun thodi derr Mein inke sath baitha hun abhi..

Main-OK..

Main-Kaise ho bachalog???

Ispar Abhi wagaairaah ne thumbsup diya mujhe kyunki awaaj kam he sunegi Yahaan par.. Maine Anaa ko smile di badle Mein ussne bhi smile di.. Ye tha mera first incounter Daru Vs girlfriend waala.. Kyunki Pehli baar Anaa mujhe dekh k puri tarah khuss nahi thi jiska reason jo din Mein diya tha ussne ki she hates daru.. Nice.. But koi na seh lenge thoda..

Main unke pass se nikala or hall se andar aaya jahan kaafi Saare rooms hain private.. Then by stairs Uppar aaya Jahaan VIp rooms hain.. Unmein se ek kaa he darwaja khulla tha Matlab Yahaan hain apne waale log..

Main aaya or seedha andar ghussa...

Main-Kaise mere bache log???

Lekin main boltey-2 bichmein he rukk gaya kyunki wahaan Saamne sofa par Riya Sana or kuch Ladkiyaan baithi thi or Khaana khaa rahi thi.. Riya ne mujhe dekha hum dono ki aankhein ek second k liye milli lekin agli he second maine apni aankhein hata li.. Yahaan dj ki sound kam he thi Isliye shayad yelog Yahaan baithi thi..

Main-Sorry wrong room..

Sana-All good.. Glad you could make it here.. Aao khaaoge Khaana??

Main-Naa you are good..

Ye bolke main bahaar aaya wahaan se maadarchod ek sath 2 ex's dekh k daru ki talab double hogayi, ab main wahaan se bahaar aaya or harr room ka gate check kiya sabke bahaar se bandh they maadarchod ye gaye Kahaan.. Terrace?? Oh Haan bhenchod...

Main wahaan se terrace aaya toh gate khulla tha Matlab yahin gand marwaan rahe they yelog..main Uppar aaya toh wahaan Sam Ravi Rohit or Nikhil sab chairs par baithtey they or unke bichmein ek table thi jispar Alcohol mojjud thi uske alaawa snacks and all or bottles dekh k main samajh gaya ki yelog kaafi derr se lage hain..

Main - Maadarchod..

Yahaan Sound bilkul he kam thi issi liye yelog Yahaan aake baithtey they meri awaaj sun wohlog paltey meri taraf..

Nikhil-Arrey maai Baap aap Yahaan... Pair Kahaan hai aapke..

Ye bol Nikhil khadda hoke merese Galle milla..

Nikh-Kaisa hai be??

Main-All good..

Sam-Waah bc kar bhi aaya kand??

Main-Hell yeah double woh bhi..

Ravi-Arrey gajab gand maardey bhenchod system ko..

Main--Suno be mere liye chair leke aao koi ab..

Ravi-Kyun bhosdk tere hath pair naa hain..

Main-Chot lagi haibe gandu ye dekh.. Bhosdk teri tarah Yahaan baithke nallon ki tarah daru naa pee raha tha main..

Ravi-Laata hun bc taane kyun maarta hai...

Ravi niche gaya or main baitha uski chair par..

Rohit - Sab sahi se nipat gaya..

Main-Haan ye maadarchod Brijesh toh jaldi he nipat gaya tha lekin fir wahaan Sunny k bandey aagaye toh issue hogaya tha but again tera bhai James bond jo thehra.. Thodi chot lagi but theek he hai sab..

Rohit-Arrey gajab bc..

Main-Aag lagi hai patiala par patiala aane dey bhai..tumhaare level takk aane Mein he kaafi derr lag jaayegi mujhe tum toh set ho..

Sam-Lawde kaa set be 4 peg liye honge..

Nikhil ne large banaaya mera scotch thi toh bc Pehla peg Galle se niche utarne Mein time laga.. Tabtak Ravi bhi aagaya..wohlog ne bakchodi suru ki tabtak main lene laga peg par peg.. Jaisa ki sabko pata hai mujhe Nasha bahot kam hota hai caahe woh medicine kaa ho daru kaa yaa drugs kaa yaa poison kaa bhi bc.. 45 minutes Baad main hua tha set bhenchod almost puri bottle dhakaar gaya tha main 45 minute Mein..Open roof thi thandi thandi hawa thi clear weather tha bc daru peene k liye or kyaa caahiye.. Bc sare wounds thakan sab durr hogayi thi.. Tab aaya Ashish wahaan..

Main-Arrey Aa bday boy..

Sam-Gand kaa bday boy 12 baj gaye bday gaya iska..

Main-Maadarchod niche baith fir .. ..

Ashish-Bhenchod itani toh beijatti naa karo be..

Ashish wahaan table par baitha..

Main-Bhosdk ek he kulha rakh k baitha reh dusara kulha rakha toh bottle girregi or fir tera bday main banaaunga..


Rohit Ravi Ashish or Nikhil bhaari set they wohlog harr 5 minutes mein wahaan washroom Mein mutt k aarahe they acha hua terrace par washroom tha warna niche Uppar Mein he gand fatt jaati inki.. Main theek thaak tha jabki maine inse double se bhi jyaada pee Lee thi.. Sam bhi theek he tha.

Ab Sam ne kiya mujhe message or ishare se phone check karne ko kaha maine phone check kiya toh Ussne likha tha Ashish ko choke karna hai full.. Uske alaawa Anaa k bhi kaafi messages they.. Recent message tha uska 5 minutes pehle ka puch rahi thi kahaan ho tum?? Maine reply kiya "Yahin Hun"...

Message karke phone daala maine or fir Ashish ko choke karne k liye planning hone lagi.. Peg banaane ki baari Sam ki thi toh ussne Ravi Rohit or Nikhil kaa peg banaya Ekdum light.. Khudka bhi light banaya ussne or mera or Ashish kaa banaaya heavy Ekdum..

Ashish-Hatt.. Saala maarega kya bhosdk.. A AP tu bana dey..

Main-Itana nahi haibe ye dekh mera bhi itana hai bhosdk bday boy hai tu.. Aise darr jaaega.

Ashish-Hain?? Bday hai mera??

Main - Technically tha but still halka halka bday abhi bhi hai tera toh large le bc cheers..

Ravi-Cheers...

Ye bol humlog dhakaar gaye Ashish bhi bc mujhe dekhte dekhte ek ghunt Mein dhakaar gaya....

Ashish-Bday boy k liye kon peg banaaega ab bhenchod??

Main-Tera Baap banaaega bhosdk..

Ye bol maine banaya peg or maine toh bhenchod glass he bharr diya...iske Baad over tha Ashish..

Then maine Baaki k light or mera fir large banaaya...

Rohit-Cheeersssss ki Maa ki chut..


Or fir sab dhakaar gaye..

Rohit-Bus Tumhaara bhai out hai ab...

Sam-Main mutt k aaya...

Ravi-Oye Sam mereko bhi leke chal toh.. Raasta bhull gaya main..

Main-Gandu 1 ghante Mein 10 baar Jaake aaya hai tu raasta kaise bhull gaya.. Woh Saamne toh hai.. Railing par se kudd Matt Jaana bhenchod...

Ashish ki aankhein firr gayi thi bhenchod khudse he kuch naa kuch bol raha tha..

Or 10 minutes Baad hum sab badhiya set they sab full they main bhi almost full tha or ab akela or nahi peene waala tha main..

Ashish-Happy Birthday To You... Happy...

Main--Chup be maadarchod.. Sun kon lene aane waala hai tumhe??

Ashish-Main khud or kon lene aaega bhenchod Gaadi tera bhai chalaaega..

Main--Achaa chal toh fir niche.. Khadda ho bhosdk..

Maine Ashish ko khadda kiya or seedhiyon takk chhod k aaya aage woh khud jaaega aisa he Maine Sam Ravi or Rohit k sath kiya.. Nikhil khudse gaya.. Or unke Jaane k Baad main washroom Mein aaya bc tanki full hogayi thi mera first tha maadarchod ne washroom sadaa diya tha mutt mutt k isliye maine bahaar khadda hoke railing k Uppar se he dhaar maari.. Almost 1 minute takk mutta hoga bhenchod itani toh pee he nahi thi.. Then hath dhoye.. Muttaney se Nasha thoda kam hua toh main niche Jaane se Pehle last peg or maara ek and halka saa chicken liya jo bc thanda hochuka tha.. Then main uttara niche toh music off hogaya tha... Or first floor par aaya toh Anaa kaa call aagaya maine uthaya..

Main-Yo..

Anaa-Kahaan ho tum Yelog toh niche aagaye....

Main-Main bhi aagaya..

Call disconnected..

Main niche gaya toh sablog Jaa chuke they bus Abhi gang he bachi thi.. Uske alaawa humlog toh they he.. Or bhenchod Sablog full they ladkiyon ko chhodke..bhaari full like totally.. Sam Ravi or Rohit wahaan sofas par paddey they ek side..

Main-Nice.. Tumlog ko lene aane waala hai koi??

Ashish-main hun naa.. Burrrrr.. Gaadi main he chalaaunga..

Main-Chupkar be..

Sneha-Nahi koi lene aaega toh inhe itana nashe Mein dekhega fir issue hoga..

Main-Nice.. Arushi??

Anaa-Well the thing Iss Hum Mein se kissi ko koi bhi nahi lene aane waala kyunki Inlog ne promise kiya tha ki yelog Humein drop karenge lekin Filhaal yelog khud naa drop hone waale..

Main-OK don't worry main...

Main aage kuch bolta usase Pehle Nikhil kaa driver aaya mere pass.. Kaafi purana worker hai ye Nikhil ki family kaa..

Driver-Sahaab aapko Nikhil baba ne bulaaya hai..

Main-Ghar nahi gaya woh??

Driver - Nahi jidd kar rahe hain aapse millke jaenge..

Main-Main aaya ek second..

Anaa-AP listen..

Main-1 minutes bus I'll be right back..

Ye bolke main bahaar aaya toh Nikhil apni audi k bonut par baitha tha hath Mein Ek peg tha uske..

Main-Kya be bhosdk ghar nahi Jaana??

Nikhil-Nahi aaj tera bbhai yhhhin soega..

Main-Bhakk bhosdk ghar Jaa babhi wait kar rahi hongi..

Nikhil-Arrey ussi liye toh nahi jaraha ye dekh kitane phones messages aae hain.. Ghar Mein gaali or Maar dono padegi..

Main-Kuch naa padegi Jaa chup chaap aaja andar.. Ye glass dey mujhe..


Nikhil-Naaa... Tu Baat kar or bol..

Main-Laa kardeta hun..

Ye bolke maine uska phone liya or Uski wife Preeti ko call kiya..

Preeti-Where are you???

Main-Babhi ji parnaam..

Preeti-Kon??

Main-What the hell..

Preeti-AP is that you???

Main-Ofcourse its me Orr kon hoga.. Ab awaaj bhi naa pehchaanogi aap...

Preeti-Sorry meri galati nahi hai itane time se shakal naa dikhaai hai tune ki teri awaaj kya shakal bhi bhullne lagi hun.. Kaisa hai tu??

Main-Ekdum jhakkas..

Preeti-Kahaan ho tumlog??

Main-Club Mein he they ye Nikal he raha hai actually hua ye ki aaj thodi jyaada hogayi hai isko..

Nikhil-Oyee.. Jyaada nahi hui abhi toh Orr dum hai Baaki.. Laa bana peg..

Main-Chup be.. So babhi aaj waali galati meri hai so please Haan sorry for that agar aage se kare toh beshak fodd dena..

Preeti-Uske liye ye ghar bhi toh aane caahiye.. Ek kaam kar tu aaja sath late hogaya hai wahaan se ghar kab jaaega..

Main-Arrey nahi party thi kaafi logon ko drop karna hai isko bhej raha hun main just sorry Haan..

Preeti-No worries..

Main-Thanks Babhi.. Bye.. Good Night..

Preeti-Night devar ji..

Call disconnected..

Main-Le be kardiya call Kaka isko baithaao Gaadi Mein..

Nikhil-Ye peg peene dey fir jaunga..

Main-Ye main peelunga bhosdk bharr k baitha hai subah takk peene waala hai kya??

Nikhil-Naa daru waste nahi kartey.. Samjha..

Main-Haan laa mujhe de main waste naa karunga..

Nikhil-pakka??

Main-Haan be..

Nikhil-Le Mere Saamne khatam kar..

Main - Karlunga main tu de toh..

Nikhil-Abhi kar warna nahi jaunga main..

Bhenchod gajab fansa glass full tha or waise ye jaaega nahi isliye maine usase liya glass or dhakaar gaya..

Nikhil - J baaat...

Main-uttar ab gandu..

Ye bolke maine usko utaara bonut se or Gaadi Mein leta diya..

Driver-Chalta hun beta..

Main-OK kaka..

Usko dafa karke main andar aaya toh wahaan Ab Scene ye tha ki Abhi Ashish Ajit or Lucky kutton ki tarah paddey they literally kutton ki tarah.. Or dusari Side Anaa Arushi Mouni Sneha Divya Sana wagaairaah sab they Riya nahi thi wahaan.. Maadarchod daru peeke bhi ex k baare Mein sochta hai.. Sam Ravi or Rohit mast sofas par so rahe they.. Matlab inka hogaya chalo atleast Ye yahin sojaaenge..

Main-oye bouncer inko Uppar lejaao toh Nikhil k room Mein sulaa do teeno ko..

Bouncer-Ji sir..

Ab 3 bouncer gaye Sam ko sahaar deke uthaya..

Sam-Bhosdk kon haibe hath kaise lagaya tune mujhe..

Main-Main hun be chup chaap Jaake sojaa...

Sam-Main or peeunga.. Sone ko puri jindagi paddi hai..

Main-babhi uthjaaengi toh munh fodd dengi tera.. Chup chaap Jaa yaa bulaaun..

Sam-sorry.. Sorry.. Meri galti.. Maine pee Kahaan hai..

Maine bouncers ko ishaara kiya woh leke gaye usko..or bhenchod woh last large peg mere liye bhi over horaha tha like kaafi jyaada...

Anaa-AP??

Main-So tum Mein se Gaadi kisko chalaani aati hai??

Arushi - Kissi ko bhi nahi.. Itani raat ko chalalein itani toh kissi ko bhi nahi aati..

Main-Tumlog Yahaan rukk shaktey ho waise badhiya rooms hain Uppar..

Arushi-Hell no inko chhod do Yahaan girls kaa Jaana jaruri hai..

Anaa-Tumhe he drop karna padega sabko..

Main-Nice meri haalat dekh k lag raha hun main drop karunga sabko..

Anaa-Lag toh sahi rahe ho.. Fresh as new..

Main-aisa kya..

Arushi-Flirt karna bandh karo or koi raasta nikaalo..

Main-OK.. Kiss kiss ko Kahaan Kahaan drop karna hai bolo ek baar..

Arushi-OK So aisa kar shaktey hain.. Main Anaa k Yahaan chali jaungi kyunki mera ghar kaafi durr hojaaega Yahaan se.. Divya Sneha k ghar rukk jaae gi..Lekin Sana or Mouni kaa ghar Jaana jaruri hai.. Principal sir ko jaantey ho naa tum...

Mouni-Haan..

Main-yaani 3 jagah.. Nice.. Great..

Anaa-Please...

Main-Sure..kyun nahi.. Maine thodi pee hai.. Tumlog ko darr nahi lagega ek bewdey k sath Jaane Mein..

Arushi-Tere Uppar pura bharosa hai Humein.. Aakhir AP hai tu..

Main-A Dialoguebaaj nasha AP ko bhi hota hai..

Arushi-Chal naa Yaar..

Main - OK aao..


Bouncers ne Sam Ravi or Rohit ko sulaa diya tha..

Main-Ye niche paddey hain inhe bhi sofas par daal do subah laat Maar Maar k Bhagaana sabko..

Bouncer-Ji sir..

Main-Tumlog chalo parking mein..

Ye sun sab Ladkiyaan gayi wahaan se or maine diye un bouncers ko kuch paise sach kahun toh exact nahi pata kitane they kyunki nasha kaafi hogaya tha.. Unhone force karne par liye..

Main-Or Haan terrace par badhiya material pada hai peg lagaaake sojaao....

Ye bolke main aaya parking Mein bhenchod pair apne aap he Jaa rahe they..

Main parking mein aaya Gaadi unlock ki Anaa aage baithi Baaki sab piche..

Main - So Pehle he bataadun kuch hogaya toh meri guarantee hai nahi..

Arushi-Darra Matt please...

Bhenchod raat k 2 baje main Uber driver bana ghum raha tha woh bhi nashe Mein.. Nice.. Mujhe laga tha nasha hai par Gaadi chalaa shakta hun main lekin parking se bahaar nikaaltey time he main samajh gaya ki it'll be hard..


Sneha kaa ghar close tha Sneha Ashish ki cousin hai or Yelog Raju ki haweli Mein rehtey hain toh isko Pehle drop karke aata hun.. Bhenchod aankhein bandh hone lagi thi..

Anaa-Boltey raho kuch naa kuch nind nahi aaegi..

Main-I am trying..

35-40 se Uppar jaatey he Gaadi control nahi horahi thi bhenchod.. Isliye maine slow he li..

Puri city saaf thi bc Raju k area Mein pohancha main uski haweli k Saamne Gaadi rouki toh uske jhant barabar guards uth kaddey hue..

Guard-Konsa hai rai??

Main - Tera Baap hai be..

Sneha - Main Hun Tauji..

Guard-Yo Baap waala kon tha..

Main-Again tera baap...

Guard-Oho AP sahaab parnaam parnaam..

Main-Sahaab nahi Baap..

Guard-kon Baap???

Main-Main baap...

Guard-Matlab....

Main - Tera Baap ...

Anaa-AP stop it... Sorry uncle.. Chalo..

Main-Baap bolega ye toh jaunga..

Anaa- AP let's go.. Move..


Maine Gaadi chalaai toh gear daaltey he bandh..

Main-Jaldi jaldi address bolo time pura hone waala hai..

Sana-Abhi mera close padega..

Main - Kahaan??

Sana-tumhe mera address nahi pata?? Seriously..

Main-Haan Yaad Nahi hai.. Ex ki jyaada details nahi rakhta main..

Sana-hehehe.. Very funny.. Yahaan se city Mein enter hotey he first street..

Ab hue city Mein enter dobara se toh road par Gaadi chalaana easy tha kyunki lights wagaairaah thi or vehicles non existing he they..


City Mein aake Sana ne bataaya uss galli k entrance par almost thok di thi maine lekin kissi tarah uske bungalow k Saamne pohancha main..

Main - jaldi nikal style kya kar rahi hai itana time nahi hai.

Sana-thanks AP..

Usko utaara maine lekin bhenchod ab Gaadi turn kaise hogi Iss galli Mein maadarchod galli se back he nikalna padega iski maa ki chut.. What the fuck..

Lekin ab karni toh padegi he Maine back Lee Gaadi or sab sahi tha lekin galli se nikaltey - 2 right side puri scratch maardi maine right mirror bhi gaya..

Main-Iske paise tumse he lunga..

Then again hum road par aae..

Mouni-Next chownk se right lelena AP aage Mall k left galli Mein...

Mouni ne kissi ko call kiya..

Mouni-Dad open the gate please..

Ye bolke ussne call cut kardiya..

Mouni-Hey jabtak gate naa khulle tumlog Jaana Nahi Haan..

Anaa-ok.. Darr kyun rahi hai bhoot nahi khaaenge tujhe..

Chownk aaya Jahaan se left lena tha wahaan se left toh leliya maine lekin Saamne bhenchod police naaka tha or barricades wagaairaah lage they.. Mere rukktey he side se police waale nikalke aae maano bhenchod terrorists hon..

Hawaldaar-oye.. No entry hai aage..

Maine window puri utaari..

Main-kya hua??

Or mere munh kholte he gayi daru ki khubsurat sugandh usske munh par ki bc woh 4 feet durr ko hata..

Hawaldaar-janaab ghanni peerya hai... Aaiyo ek baar... Haan Tu niche uttar chori chod..

Main-O chicha light wight jaalaao.. Shakal wakal dekho Pehle hawa Mein naa aao..

Ye bolke ussne apni light maari mere munh par ki bc aankhein bandh karni ladi..

Hawal-hai kon tu??

SI- Oh AP sahaab parnaam mahaaraaj parnaam..Hatt rey. Aapka idhar kaa chakkar kaise lag gaya??

Main-Kyun nahi aana tha..

Si - Arrey nahi Gurudev aapka area hai area kya sehar state sab aapki hai kahin bhi Jaao aap..

Main-toh tere Baap kaa kya Jaata Hai hataa yo taam jhaam..

SI-Hawaldaar..


Woh barricades hattey Or humlog aae aage...

Anaa-AP you really need to chill kya kya bol rahe ho tum..

Main-To be frank no idea kya bol raha hun..

Mouni-bus yahin..

Main-Aaila ye bungalow banaya hai budhe ne??

Mouni - mere dad or apne principal hain woh or budhe bhi nahi hain..

Main-aji Haan moddeling karwaalo unse ab..

Mouni-hehe...

"Mouni aap ho beta "...

Ye sun Mouni uttari

Mouni-Yeah dad..

"Kiske Sath ho??"...

Anaa-Hi Sir..

Ye Sun woh budha aaya Gaadi k close...

Principal - Anaa beta.. Drive kon kar raha hai..

Main-Sojaao Jaake raat bahot hogayi hai.. Aise sadak par nahi khaddey hotey raatko.. Koi kidnap karlega toh fir bhalla..waise aapko kidnap karke karega kya koi..

Prin-AP...

Uske itana boltey he maine Gaadi pel di bc..

Arushi-oh AP tum for sure kal suspend hone waale ho..

Main-fuck that old man.. I hate him..

Ab main bhi full flow Mein tha or ye saabit kiya maine woh police barricades ko takkar maarke bhenchod woh barricade durr Jaake girra.. Or main nikala seedha..

Aruhsi-AP chill.. Chill..

Main-Shant ab main "Gaadi tera bhai chalaaga "waali Zone Mein hun..

Anaa-oh god.. Slow slow... Turn hai aage..

Maine bhenchod turn liya drift kartey hue fast and furious style Mein lekin maadarchod Gaadi bandh hogayi... Firr chaalu karke nikala main.. 3 baje Anaa k ghar k saamne bhayanak break maari maine..

Main-Finally.. Chalo ab jaldi..

Anaa-Chalo nahi tum bhi aao..

Main - Chaaye coffee kabhi baadmein..

Anaa-Chaaye coffee nahi yahin sojaana..

Main-Oh hell no..

Arushi-Yep uttaro ab..

Anaa-Mere Dad or dadi dono he nahi don't worry.. Di hain keval.. Or unke sath toh khoob banti hai Tumhaari.. Haalat dekho abhi toh humlog they sath Baat kartey kartey leke aagaye tumhe. Akele tum so jaaoge..

Main-Aji Haan ghanta..

Anaa-Aise toh maanoge nahi tum.


Ye bolke Anaa ne Gaadi ki keys nikaali or uttar gayi Gaadi se..

Main-Anaa aisa Matt karo Yaar Jaane do naa..

Anaa-AP please.. Aao naa main akele drive nahi karne dene waali tumhe aao.. Subah chale jaana..

Arushi-Haan aaja abhi chaabi nahi milne waali..

Undono ne millke mujhe nikaala darshall mereko Yahaan rukkney Mein dikkat koi nahi thi actually mera nasha kam hogaya tha or abhi jaate time thodi Orr lene waala tha main lekin ab kya he kiya jaae main Gaadi se uttara or unke piche piche aaya unke guard ne gate khola actually humaare guard ne ye guards maine he lagaae they Yahaan jab Red John Anaa k bapu k piche padda tha tab.. Toh guards humaare he hain dono ne salute kiya mujhe unko reply deke main andar aaya..

Anaa-Khaana banaaun??

Main-Subah k 3 baje Konsa Khaana.. Mereko sona hai bus..

Anaa-Konsa room caahiye??

Main-Koi bhi chalega.. Bus disturbance naa hona caahiye warna subah he breakup hai..

Anaa-Shut up.. I Hate you..

Anaa mereko niche he ek room Mein leke aai jisme mast saa ek bed laga tha. Maine Jaanwar ko message kiya ki subah late he aaunga main.. Then maine dekha room..

Main-Bed toh mast laga hai.. Waise issue ye hai mujhe new locations par akele nind nahi aati So.. Ahem Ahem..

Arushi - OK this is awkward main tere room Mein jaati hun Anaa tabtak..

Arushi chali gayi or Anaa ne ghurr k dekha mujhe..

Main bed par girr padda..

Main-Come on sona nahi hai..

Anaa-I hate you..

Main-I Love you..

Anaa-Go to sleep AP subah Baat kartey hain..

Main-Akele??? Mereko nind nahi aati akele..

Anaa-Koi naa tabtak baithi hun main Tumhaare pass..

Sachi Mein bahot jyaada nasha hogaya tha mereko isliye jaise he Anaa ne mera sir apni godd Mein rakha uske just 15-20 seconds baad mereko nind aagayi par pata nahi mujhe kyun laga main uske kaafi derr Baad soya lekin woh cheej Yaad Nahi thi mereko... Shoes wagaairaah pehney they maine.. Bhenchod kya nind aai kaise aai kab aai koi idea nahi tha mujhe.. Subah meri aankhein kissi ki awaaj se khulli.. Khulli kya gand fatt gayi kholne Mein bhayanak sir Dard tha toh Saamne Anaa coffee liye khaddi thi..

Main-Mereko nahi peeni.. Let me sleep..

Or ye boltey he main agle he second sogaya then main utha khudse abhi headache kam tha lekin still kaafi jyaada tha.. 5 minute mujhe lage ye realise karne mein ki kya hua kya kya kiya maine raatko.. Then mereko woh he Yaad aaya jo maine Pehle bataaya hai lekin 100 % mereko yakeen tha ki kuch toh bakchodi ki hai maine kyunki daru k Baad sabkuch toh Yaad rehta nahi... Maine time dekha toh bhenchod dophar k 3 baje they what the fuck.. Bhenchod 12 ghante.. Main Pehle toh utha or bathroom Mein aake fresh hua then kaafi Saara thanda Paani sir par daala towel se saaf kiya tab thoda bahot ashar hua bathroom se nikala toh Saamne Anaa or Arushi dono khaddi thi...

Anaa-Good Morning oh sorry good afternoon...

Ye bolke Anaa ne mereko ajeeb sa ghurr k dekha jisase main samajh gaya ki ok bakchodi toh ki hai maine... Kya?? Woh pata lagaana tha..


Continued..

Behad hi shandar or jabardast update
Anna ke ghar pe kya kiya 12 ghante me jo yaad na aa raha hai ? Riya se bhi mulakat ho gayi aur wah dimag pe bhi hawi ho rahi hai dekhte hai kya hota hai ?

 

[Aakash.]

After work, it is fun to relax after drinking alcohol and AP was probably going to do the same but it did not. The scene with the guards was very funny and made AP a driver. Well now the next update will be real fun. Drunk AP may have mentioned Riya in front of Ananya.
As always the update was great, You are writing very well, Now let's see what happens next, Till then waiting for the next part of the story.
Thank You...
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[Black water]

Jhakkash fabulous update bhai

 

[Kingsingh]

Super faadu update Bhai ab Kal principal KE sath meeting bi kaafi mazedaar hogi
Waiting for next

 

[Elite thooko]

Nice update bhidu