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Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

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Humlog Gaadi Mein baithtey orr gaye hostel ki side.. Mereko Iss Warden ki kai complaints mill chuki thi mainly Shubam se uske alaawa main kaafi kuch sun chuka tha iske baare Mein but Pehle i didn't give a fuck lekin aaj ek toh mood kharaab tha Uppar se ussne he bakchodi ki inke sath naa naa.. Gand toh todunga he.. Hostel pass Mein he tha Gaadi bahaar rouki maine.. Uttare humlog gate par guard tha jo chill banda hai ussne aane diya andar Humein. Wahaan se humlog Warden k office ki side aae andar aae toh bhenchod Andar warden baitha tha or uske Saamne Abhi gang khaddi thi or usse blood donation camp k baare Mein samjhaa rahi thi.. Anaa takk wahaan thi.. Bhen k lund yelog ki gand Mein chull rehti he hai. Fuck bhenchod.. Lekin kya karein ab karna tha toh karna tha.. Warden ek 27-28 ki age kaa banda tha jo apni chair par baitha tha ussne Humein dekha nahi as usko Abhi gang ne gherr k rakha tha..

Abhi-So sir aap ye placard hostel Mein distribute karwaadena dinner k time that'll be really helpful..

Warden-Sure sure hojaaega hojaaega..

Main-Hello Warden sir..

Ye sun sablog ne mujhe dekha or warden ko idea lag gaya ki kuch acha toh nahi hoga uske sath..

Warden-A. A. A. AP....

Main-Oh sorry you guys can continue main toh bus hostel ghumne aaya tha.. Nice room you got here warden sir..

Warden-W. W. Wwwwlh..woh..

Main-Koi naa apne aap tour lelunga main aap continue kijiye.. Ashish samjhaadey sab camp k baare Mein..

Ye bol main uske room Mein chakkar kaatne laga. 2 wooden cabinets they uske room mein jo deewar Mein bane they.. Main Pehle cabinet k pass aaya usko kholne laga toh Warden khadda hone laga..

Main-Don't don't.. Just don't.. Sit back down..

Woh aadha utha hua wapis baith gaya.. Abhi gang confuse bc ki kya scene hai..

Maine woh cabinet khola toh uske andar thi daru ki bottles.. Bahot Saari I know ye sell karta hai bar ki tarah glasses Mein.. I know everything main college Mein ye sab par Dhyaan nahi deta but sunta sab hun main..

Main-Oh hello There.. Look at this..

Warden-W. W. Ww. W. Oh yee yee ye students ki hain jo maine jabbt.. Jabb jabbt ki hain..

Main - Maine pucha terese kuch?? Mereko pata hai kiski hain kyun hai..

Main agle cabinet k pass aaya uski kundi kholi and then usko khola toh bam.. Ussme thi cigarette k packets bahot Saare literally 100+ ...ye bhi sell karta hai i know i know..

Main-Oh Wow..

Maine cigarettes k packets uthaae or piche uski table par fainkney laga.. Ab Abhi gang samjh gayi ki kya scene chal raha hai..

Main-Interesting..

Ab main aaya uski choti c almiraah k pass jo just uske piche thi.. Woh kholi maine toh usme kuch files thi bus maine hath maarke dekha toh piche se khokhla tha woh maine phone ki light maari andar toh bc uske andar he ek chota saa cabinet tha..

Main-Interesting..

Ward-W. W. W. Woh confidential files hain usme ss students nahi dekh shaktey rusticate hojaaoge..

Main - Really??

Main nahi rukka toh woh khadda hone laga mujhe roukkane k liye lekin ultaa maine diya usko raipta aisa raipta ki woh khadda hone se Pehle he waapis baith gaya chair k Uppar pura room gunja aisa raipta Anaa wagaairaah ne toh apne munh par hath rakh liye bc..

Main-Shut the fuck up and sit here..

Warden-W. Warden par hath uthaaya tumne I'll.. I'll rusticate you.

Main-Hmm technically speaking tum warden nahi rahe abhi 10 minute Pehle tumhe suspend kardiya gaya hai.. Letter aatey-2 time lagega..

Main-Arrey Shubam Iske pass aake khadda ho toh bhaage naa ye..

Maine woh cabinet khola or torch maari uske andar toh bc ye milla khajaana uske andar condoms packs they kaafi Saare woh bhi or uske alaawa ek polythene kaa kaagaj tha maine sab nikaalke wahaan table par fainke or then woh polythene uthaaya or nikaaltey he mehak aagayi mujhe ye thaa Gaanja.. Uske alaawa 3 bharri hui cigarettes..

Main-oh i fucking love it..

Warden safedd hogaya..

Main - Lagta hai tere letter k sath sath police bhi aaegi.. Interesting..

Maine sab samaan rakha table k Uppar Abhi wagaairaah sab aankhein faade dekhe usko..

Main - Inke placards dede waapis.. Dedey.. Le re Ashish..

Warden-wwwoh..

Main-Bol Matt.. Sun.. Jinke ghar kaanch k hotey haina woh dusron k gharon par pathar nahi fainktey.. Samjha.. Hostel chala raha hai yaa kotha?? Daru and cigarettes Chal its ok ye toh waise bhi le he lenge woh.. Lekin?? Condoms?? Drugs?? Tere Baap kaa hostel hai kya be. Bc kuch toh saram karleta bhai.. Really?? Condom?? What. Gaanja?? Why..

Shubam - Iski permission se prostitutes takk leke aatey hain students yahan par bhai.. Woh second hostel waale harr baar k 500 se kam nahi leta.. Or Woh BCom waale bol rahe they full bharri cigarette deta hai khud bharke..

Main-Nice.. Toh aapka hissab kar detey hain jarra.. Abhi tumlog wait karo toh bahaar.. 2 minutes Mein bhejta isko..

Abhi gang turant nikal gayi wahaan se or andar bache main Sam or Shubam.. Gate bandh kiya woh bhaagne ko utha lekin maine di laat usko saala kursi samett he piche Jaa girra..

Main-Tum dekhlo main bahaar hun tumhaari babhi naraaj hojaaegi warna.. Munh par Matt maarna nishaan nahi caahiye..

Sam-Got you boss..

Main bahaar aaya gate waapis bandh kiya.. Bahaar Abhi wagaairaah khaddey they Ravi or Rohit bhi they..

Rohit-Abe jyaada naa maardey woh.. SAM triggered tha..

Main-Naa boldiya maine.. Abe Rohit tereko yaad hai ek banda hota tha lamba saa patla saa 40-42 age thi Abe jab hum 10th Mein they or tere pass aatey they college Mein, Jo Laxman ko lachman bolta tha or Ravi ko Lavi..

Ravi-kon jagdish tau??

Rohit-Haan jagdish..

Main-Haan Haan Haan.. Jagdish. Woh konsi branch Mein Hai ab??

Ashish - Acadmics Mein Hai, Clerk hai ab woh..

Main-Abe usko banaadein warden..

Rohit - idea burra nahi hai clerk se toh jyaada he sallery hai or chill banda hai..

Ravi-Bhaari chill.. Sabko set kardega woh..

Ashish-Strict bhi hai or chill bhi. Hitler nahi banega woh..

Abhi-True..

Main-Tu Rajendra uncle se Baat karlena kal..

Rohit -Maine aaj kand kiya uske Baad meri naa sunenge uncle kuch din ab.. Tu karlena..

Main-OK.. Ok..

Rohit-Abhi dekhna bcom or BSc waale Shubam k naam se roenge unka khass tha ye.. Iski Shubam se kabhi nahi bani bc.. Shubam bechara sudhar gaya tha iske aane k Baad..

Main-Ab Shubam sudhaar raha hai usko..

Andar se Warden k Rone ki awaaj aarahi thi bc..

Maine gate khola..

Main-Bus re Bus.. Oye Sam... Bc bus.. Buss... Buss.. Abe rukk..

Sam rukka or woh Warden randi rona karta hua bahaar bhaaga aaya..

Main-Haanji sir.. Lambe se jail Mein bhej deta tujhe but mood nahi hai gayab hojaa dikh naa jaaiyo kabhi aas pass bhi nahi..

Warden-Tthba..

Main-Bhaag ab..

Ye bol humlog bhi nikale wahaan se.. Abhi gang bhi Humaare sath he bahaar aai..

Shubam-Woh bhai lage hath in bcom or BSc waalon kaa bhi kuch kardo..

Abhi-Yeah bahot jyaada kar rahe hain woh log aajkal hostel Mein Bhi or college mein bhi..

Main-Karne do time aaega unka bhi abhi nahi..

Ab issue ye tha ki maine literally kal se kuch dhang kaa nahi khaaya tha or abhi mujhe bhook lag rahi thi bc..

Abhi - Ye sahi kiya tumne..

Main-Job Tumhaari thi ye by the way tumlog and Shubam tumlog waise toh college k politicians bane firtey ho or issues solve nahi kartey..


Rohit-Inko darr lagta hai bc rusticate naa hojaaein warden se panga leke..

Main-Aisa hai kya??

Abhi-I mean Haan kind of ab new rules k according Hostel warden hostel se bahaar waale students ko bhi temporarily yaa permanently bhi suspend kar shakta hai..

Main-Aise darroge toh kaam kaise chalega listen jabtak humlog hain tabtak bina koi reason toh rusticate nahi hone dunga tumhe don't worry.

Ashish-We know..

Main-OK.. Take care then.. Shubam tu chal be sath..

Shubam-OK bhai..

Humlog Gaadi Mein baithtey..

Main-Bye guys.. Take care..

Sab-Bye..

Humlog nikale shyaam hogayi thi bc or ab milli thi total fursat.. Ab suru hui tayaari.. 6 baj chuke they..

Main-Chicken letey hain bc daru k sath bhook bahot lagi hai.. Almost 2 din hogaye khaana khaae.. Kal lunch k Baad se yahi scene hai..

Rohit-Chicken toh fir Pinta se he lenge.

Main-Agree..

Ravi-Veg Mein Bhi Kuch letey hain be. Mattar paneer?? Yaa Saahi??

Main-True..Ye Kahaan se lein?? JK se??

Rohit-Abe Pinta or JK Kitana durr hojaaega dono he..

Main-it's ok abhi time hai aaram se set hoke tassali se peeyenge..

Rohit-Fir theek..

Ab humlog ko city k 2 alag alag corners par Jaana tha time lagne waala tha lekin proper preparation jaruri thi.. Ab 9 baje takk Humne sab kaam kar liye they.. Pinta ki shop par khaata chalta hai apna or JK k Yahaan online pay kardiya tha sab samaan leke ready they hum.. I know itana masala subah gand maarne waala tha meri but still i am down.. I don't mind..

Or ab koi room woom par nahi Jaane waale they humlog bc Gaadi best hai aaram se city se nikalke humlog ek side aagaye Jahaan khaali jagah paddi thi bc.. Gaadi side Mein park ki mirrors down kiye music system on kiya slow slow saa.. Seats wagaairaah set ki.. Mast meethi meethi hawa chal rahi thi.. Ab baja mera phone jo bhai kaa tha bhai kaa phone uthaana jaruri hai maybe kaam ho koi..

Main-Ji bhai.

Deva-Theek ho tumlog?

Main-Haan.

Deva-Ghar aaoge abhi??

Main - Naa subah maybe.

Deva-OK.. Le teri babhi Baat karegi ek baar..

Main-Naa baadmein..

Deva - OK.. Dhyaan rakhana jyaada kuch nahi karna.. Woh warden kaa bataaya Rajan ne mujhe jaruri tha kya woh? Aise he raiptey maardeta 2..

Main-kasam se raiptey he maare they woh bhi Sam ne jyaada kuch naa kiya.. Even gaanja or condoms leke baitha tha bhai..

Deva-Hostel Mein?? Really..

Main-Wahi toh..

Deva-Fir toh rakh dene they..

Main-Arrey rakh diye bhai badhiya service kardi thi..

Deva-Abhi bola tu keval raiptey he maare..

Main-Woh toh aapko manaaney k liye ab aapko koi issue nahi hai toh bataa diya..

Deva-Issue hai mujhe Rajender ne bataa diya tha kya kya milla hai ye bus tujhse ugalwaane k liye he bola tha maine..

Bhenchod chutiya hun main.. Bhai is too smart..

Main-Ahem ahem.. Ok ab rakhta hun bhai..

Piche se babhi ki awaaj aai..

Babhi-Main munh fodungi AP I swear to God ghar aajaana..

Main-Shubah .

Call disconnected..

Bus ab sabko inform kardiya ab aaram se peenekaa..

9.30 baje muhurat kiya Humne or bc quality Sharaab kaa ek faayda hai peene kaa alag he Maja hai.. Humlog peetey rahe khaatey rahe bakchodi kartey rahe niche uttarke mutt k wapis firr peetey rahe.. Shubam or Sam ki ulti girri thankfully Gaadi Mein naa ki unhone niche uttarke ki.. Then fir or pee Humne.. Pata nahi kya he baatein chal rahi thi mujhe khud yaad nahi.. Bahot jyaada time Baad itana nasha hua tha daru se mereko.. Bhenchod bahot he jyaada pee chuke they hum..

Subah meri aankh khulli bhayaanak sir Dard k sath Rohit ne jagaya mujhe.. .. Or maine khudko bhenchod back seat par paaya Gaadi k and Rohit or Shubam bhi mere sath they.. Ravi aage tha or bhenchod Sam driver seat par tha.. What the fuck.. Sablog ko shayad Rohit ne abhi jagaya tha kyunki sab apne sirr pakkadey baithtey they... Or gajab Baat ye ki Gaadi k airbags popped they.. What the fuck happened..

Rohit-Bhosdko niche uttaro Gaadi se.. Be.. Hain Kahaan hum.. Raat ko toh Yahaan nahi they..

Ab maine dekha ki bc sachmuch humlog wahaan nahi they Jahaan raatko they.. They hum khaali ground Mein he but ye jagah raat waali nahi thi boss.. Main uttara Gaadi se toh bhenchod mera right shoulder bahot jyaada Dard kar raha tha.. Fuck..

Main-Arrey maadarchod.. Bhenchod..

Mere munh se nikala ye Gaadi ki haalat dekh k.. Gaadi kaa bonut tutta hua tha side mirrors gayab they even back windshield bhi tutti thi.. Gaadi k 4on taraf saikdon scratches they..

Main-Bhenchod.. Ye kya hai..

Ravi- Abe thok diya tha kya kissi ko??

Main-Naa be banda nahi tree tha ye dekh green laga hai paid kaa.. Lekin side Mein Kya hua bc.. Kab hua kaise or kon chala raha tha.. Kyunki 100% main toh nahi chala raha tha.. Or bhenchod hum hille kyun jab hum wahin sone waale they toh..

Sam-Bhai bhagwan kasam mujhe ghanta kuch yaad nahi hai..

Ravi-Last cheej mujhe yaad hai woh hai Sam ne jidd ki thi Ice-cream khaane ki.. AP ne mana kiya toh bola woh khud chala lega.. Humlog nikale they wahaan se..bus aage blank hai sab..

Rohit-oh Haan icecream se yaad aaya Humari fight bhi hui thi be..

Main - No way.. Bhenchod sachi??

Rohit-Tu Tu main main physical nahi hui jyaada.. SAM gandu ne kissi ko icecream faink k maari thi wahaan shop par..

Sam-Ice-cream nahi be phone maara tha faink k maine Pehle toh..Or Main phone uthaata tabtak Ravi ne apna icecream cup he de maara uske munh par..

Main-Abe Haan bhenchod.. Haan.. Uska phone bhi foda tha maine haina??

Rohit - No idea..

Shubam-Haan recording kar raha tha shayad woh.. Haina??

Ravi-Haan Haan Haan.. Bc jisko maara uska sathi record kar raha tha tune laat maari usko or mobile fodd diya uska..

Main-Bhenchod..


Shubam-Gaadi Sam ne thoki thi woh RG chownk par police barricades k bich se nikaal di thi side waale mirrors ussi Mein gaye they maine uthaake piche Trunk Mein daal diye they..

Main-or ye paid Kahaan tha? Front kaise thukka..

Sam-Ye piche yahin kahin tha itana yaad hai mujhe.. Tum sab so rahe they bc.. Main side Mein lagaa raha tha tab thok di.. Or thoda aage laake Yahaan side lagaadi..

Main-Kissi aadmi ko toh nahi thoka naa?? Kyunki maine bahot jyaada Lee thi bahot jyaada or mujhe Lund yaad nahi hai kuch..

Sam-Naa naa.. Tabtak maine utani nahi pee thi.. Tu bhosdk hum 4on ki total se bhi jyada pee gaya tha.. Bottle ko he thobda lagaake bonut k Uppar baithke Anaa ko call kar raha tha tu..

Main-Bhenchod maine Anaa ko call kiya?? Peeke?? Naa.. No way..

Oh hell no bhenchod ye toh gand Marr gayi..

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Maine turant phone nikaala toh bhenchod sachmuch maine Anaa ko call kiya tha 4 baar woh bhi raat 11.30 baje tab 7 minutes Baat ki thi.. Then uske Baad 12.30 se 1.30 am k bich 3 baar call kiya tha or harr baar 8-10 minute baat ki thi.. Ye lage lawde.. Badhiya waale.. Bahot he badhiya waale.. Lekin jo bhi ho the night was fire.. I am 100% sure koi secret toh naa bataaya hoga usko kyunki itana tejj toh dimag hai mera daru ho yaa drugs nashe k Baad functional rehta hai woh.. Toh maine keval munchodi ki hogi for sure uske sath.. Lekin still daru peeke bakwas he ki hogi.. Gharwalon k calls bhi they bc lekin unse baadmein nipatunga filhaal nikalein Yahaan se..

Main-Mere shoulder par kya hua yaad hai bc kuch?? Bahot Dard kar raha hai..

Sam-Tu youtuber ban raha tha ice cream shop. Ki seedhiyon k Uppar munh k ball girra tha..

Main-Iski Maa kaa ice cream.. Bhosdk gandu, peeke tujhe badi talab lagi icecream ki..

Sam-Pata nahi bc tujhe pata he hai..

Ravi-Ab??

Main-Chalo bc ghar or kya..

Sam-Aise?? Abe ye Gaadi leke nahi Jaane waale ghar..

Main-Rohit, uncle Kahaan hai?? Ghar toh nahi hain I know..

Rohit-Naa papa Delhi hain party k koi kaam se 3-4 din naa aane waale.. Mere yahaan khaddi kardena baadmein service center bhejdenge..

Main - Perfect Shubam ko drop kartey hain Pehle Abe Hum hain Kahaan Pehle ye toh bataao..

Rohit-Yahaan se kaise bataaein thoda bahaar nikal area dekhein..

Humlog Gaadi Mein aae Sam drive karne waala tha kyunki bhenchod mera hath bahot jyaada Dard kar raha tha.. Even elbow Mein Bhi pain tha.. Hum uss area se bahaar nikale toh Humne khudko bhenchod city k bilkul bahaar paaya.. What the fuck.. Ab woh tutti hui audi leke Humlog city pohanchey jyaada kuch yaad nahi tha bus jisko jo yaad tha usko jodd jodd k khudki he kahaani banaatey rahe ki kya hua hoga.. Khair Humlog pohanchey city Mein Shubam ko drop kiya hostel Mein then aae Rohit k ghar wahaan Rohit k garage Mein Gaadi khaddi ki or wahaan se Rohit ki BMW leke nikale Rohit k pass gaadiyaan ikka dukka he hain he is a bike lover bahot Saari bikes hain uske pass bc..khair uski Gaadi leke humlog aae waapis ab tha real test.. Kya scene hone waala tha.. Babhi kaa call aaraha tha baar baar maine socha ab toh pohanch ke he karenge Baat.. Humlog pohanchey haweli toh bahaar ek police pcr khaddi thi.. Fuck bhenchod please ye Humaare kand k liye naa aai ho..

Sam-Tumlog wahi soch rahe ho??

Main-Lawde lagjaaenge agar ye Humaare liye aai hogi toh...

Humlog ne car lawn Mein he park ki or andar aae.. Kapdey wagaairaah bhi bc kharaab ho chuke they ice-cream wagaairaah lag k sukh gayi thi.. Khair humlog enter hue hall Mein toh wahaan par puri family mojjud thi Sab k sab Bhai Babhi Abeer Mangal Rishi Guptaji Meenu or Ami bhi and unke alaawa Ek Sub inspector
Mojjud tha wahaan..


Ab jaise he hum andar aae toh sabne Humein ghurra ek sath ek he tarah se.. Or tab hum samjh gaye they ki bc yep ye Humaare he kand hain.. Nice.. Nice.. Ab Bhaag bhi nahi shaktey they bc.. Ab hum bane Ekdum sareef or seedhe room ki taraf Jaane lage..

Babhi-idhar.. Idhar..

Oh yep we fucked up..

Ab humlog waise he sareef bane unke pass gaye toh Humein dekh woh SI uthke ek side hogaya..

Babhi-Good Morning.. Kaise ho tumlog?? Kaisi thi night?? Badhiya??

Main-Woh.. Woh..

Babhi-Shut up.. You guys are so stupid I don't even know kya karun main Tumhaare sath.. How can you be so stupid.. How??

Ravi-Sorry woh babhi actually ..

Babhi-Sorry?? Sorry?? Tumhe pata bhi hai tumne kya kya kiya hai kal raat..

Main - Hhhaan.. W. Woh hua ye..

Babhi-nahi shut up tumhe nahi pata tumne kya kya kiya raat ko warna abhi Yahaan nahi aatey tum.. Main yaad dilwaa deti hun.. Tumlog k kaarnaamey.. Tum raat k 12 baje Ice cream shop par gaye jo almost closed tha unse ice-cream lee wahaan badtameezi ki paise nahi diye then wahaan ek group se fight moll Lee Todd fodd ki.. Gaaliyaan di.. Even owner k Uppar unhi ki ice-cream faink k maari. Then unhone police bulaai toh tumne police k sath bhi badtameezi ki ye Sub inspector sir ko gaaliyaan di dhakka maara dhamki di.. Then no entry Mein barricades todtey hue Gaadi bhagaake leke gaye..

Ok main 100%sure tha ki inmein se maine kuch nahi kiya hoga.. Maybe Sam wagaairaah ko bachaane k liye kissi ko dhakka mukka Maar diya hoga but Baaki koi bakchodi maine nahi ki 100% I am sure..Mere dimag ka ek ye faayda bhi hai caahe main nashe Mein hun behonsh houn paralysed hun still mere dimag kaa ek part humessa fully active rehta hai self defence you know.. Abhi jab main coma Mein tha toh ussi ki help se main coma se bahaar aaya tha.. Self awareness bahot jyaada hai mere pass.. Isliye main sure tha bahot sure..

Babhi-Woh toh ye SI sir jaante they tumhe inhone naa keval khud koi FIR nahi lodge ki tum sab k against even shop owners or Baaki ko bhi FIR nahi karne di..Socho kya hota agar FIR kar detey toh woh log..

Main-Sorry Sub Inspector sahaab..

SI-Arrey kyun sharminda kar rahe ho AP bhai ho Jaata Hai Kabhi kabhaar.. Or waise bhi aapne toh kuch kiya bhi nahi tha..

Main-I know..

Babhi-tujhe kaise pata tune kuch nahi kiya yaad hai tujhe kuch??

Main-Nahi but still i am 100% sure maine kissi ko touch bhi naa kiya hoga Saamne se..

Babhi-Or itana sure kaise hai tu??

Deva-Usse pata hai kya kar raha hai woh humessa.. Nasha ho bimar ho behonsh ho..

Babhi-Aap side matt lo ab inki..

Deva-Main Kahaan side le raha hun.. Main toh bus bata raha hun..

Babhi-Toh bolo kuch inhe..

Deva-Tum rukko toh main bolun... Pagal ho tumlog bhi.. Aise kon peeta hai ab gaadiyon Mein baithke bhalla.. Ye low class waale kaam tumlog kabse karne lage.. Apni proper jagah hoti hai proper mahool hota hai yun he kahin bhi baith gaye.. Aise thodi chalta hai yaar.. Maine bola bhi tha ki Dhyaan rakhna..

Babhi-Socho agar koi video wagaairaah bana leta toh?


Si-Bana li thi madam video bhi lekin AP bhai ne phone fodd diya uska..

Babhi-Haan shayaana toh hai he ye fir nasha ho yaa naa ho.. Saboot Pehle mittaaega..

Si-Infact inhone he sabko shant karwaya or leke gaye sabko..

Babhi-Tumlog bhi bolo kuch chup kyun ho?? Tu toh Gaadi chala raha tha naa?? Itana drink karke Gaadi chalaai tune..

Sam-Wwwoh actually babhi maine itani nahi pee thi..

Babhi-Haan tabhi barricades k andar se Gaadi nikaal raha tha haina.. Pagal matt bana.. Or aap Ravi sir ice cream cup jisase liya ussi ko faink k maara.. Waah.. Great..

Ravi-Maine??

Babhi-Nahi maine maara tha..

Ravi-Wahi main sochun maine toh kissi ko kuch nahi maara..

Babhi-Shut up.. Majaak lag raha hai tumhe ye.. Tumlog ne itana risk liya keval drink karne k liye??

Main-Main aaya..

Ye bol main bhaaga..

Babhi-Kahaan Bhaag raha hai ab..

Abeer-Vomiting..

Main seedha wasroom mein ghussa.. Bhenchod gand Marr gayi ulti hui mereko kaafi as bahot bakchod khaana khaaya tha kal.. Main hath munh dhoke waapis aaya toh babhi still chaalu thi.. Lamba process tha bc aaj toh.. Fuck.. Woh SI gaya paise diye usko Taaki woh Shop waalon ko or jiska phone Todd diya tha unko dede..

Babhi-Or even College warden ko peeta tumne.. This is stupid..

Main-No no no no.. Daru waali Saari galati humari hai 100% but warden deserved that..

Babhi-Oh toh tumne decide karliya ki woh kya deserve karta hai..

Main-Oh yeah..

Babhi-kyun??

Main-Kaam he ye hai mera babhi..

Babhi-Keval complaint bhi kar shakta tha..

Main-Complaint ki thi Pehle Rajendra uncle ko.. Complaint Mein time lagta hai.

Babhi-oh complaint Mein time lagta hai toh matlab tu college staff ko peetega..


Main--100%..Even maine maara bhi nahi usko. Itana fodta main usko ki pucho Matt.. Isliye raat waali sab sunaao even kiya toh maine raatko bhi nahi kuch but still wahaan meri galati thi lekin warden waali no no.. Main ispe nahi sunaney waala.. Nope..

Deva-Bus karo ab hogaya aage se nahi karenge woh log...

Babhi-matlab ussme teri galati thi he nahi..

Main - Nope..

Babhi-AP woh ek staff member hai Tumhaare college kaa Jahaan tum padhte ho?? Samjhe teacher he hai woh Tumhaara ek hissab se..

Main-Aise teacher nahi caahiye mujhe.. Also listen ussne shikayat ki meri ab mujhe by mistake bhi kahin dikha wahin maarunga..

Deva-AP.. Hogaya ab..

I know main deserve karta tha nashe waali bakchodi k liye isliye maine suna or babhi ki harr Baat main sununga obviously.. But still ye warden waali baat nahi jami mujhe or babhi k Saamne main bol nahi shakta tha kuch. Isliye main turant Mudd gaya room ki side.. Uppar aaya room mein or bed par girr padda 12 baje they din k or bc sab kuch ghum raha tha isliye main firse so gaya.. Nind puri waise bhi nahi hui thi.. Abki baar utha main shoulder ki wajah se kyunki maine karwatt Lee or bc shoulder niche lagtey he pain k sath utha main.. Fuck bc.. Phone dekha toh Anaa k kaafi calls they maine call nahi kiya mood nahi tha usko bhi complaint he karni hogi obviously.. Kyunki uske messages bhi they kuch jinhe padh samjh gaya tha main ki usse bhi shikayat he karni hogi.. Ab main utha tab 9.30 baje they raat k main bathroom Mein aaya or bc shower k niche khadda hogaya.. Uff.. Saari thakan durr hoti gayi bc..30 minutes lagaai shower Mein maine.. Tab maine Dhyaan diya ki meri elbow Mein chott lagi hai khoon bhi aaya tha or sukha hua tha ab.. Maine elbow saaf ki bahaar aake.. Kapdey pehne bc pait Dard kar raha tha as expected khaane ki wajah se.. Bhenchod 2 din Mein itani daru pee Lee thi ki kai din sareer ki gand marregi.. Fuck.. Lekin jo bhi ho maja aagaya tha.. Kaafi Saari frustration durr hogayi thi.. Or Ab nind nikaalke mind hogaya tha fresh bc toh ab tha kaam karne kaa time.. Maine kiya jaanwar ko call..

Abeer-Uth gaya.??

Main-Haan.. Sun kal jo files laae they woh Farmhouse se woh deke jaa toh mereko room Mein..

Abeer-Aaya..

Call disconnected..

Ab main dekhne laga mera phone sabke messages seen kiye Bahot Saare logon k messages they as kissi kaa call pick nahi kiya tha parson se bc maine.. Messages k bich mujhe ek new number se message dikha jo tha "We need to talk - Anil Desai "...Ye toh Sunny kaa right hand hai jisne kal bandey bheje they, Interesting uss number se kal raat kuch calls bhi aae they mere pass.. Maine call kiya usko..

Anil-Well well well look who decided to call back.. Bahot jaldi reply diya AP..

Main-Kyun be meri girlfriend hai tu jo tujhe time to time replies dunga.. Kaam bol..

Anil-Mujhe mere ek aadmi ne bataaya ki tu toh kamjor hai ussne akele ne tujhe dho diya.. Or tere team waalon ko teri help k liye aana padda warna Marr jaata tu..

Iss bich Abeer aaya mere room Mein Woh files leke maine usko baithne kaa ishaara kiya.

Main-2 punch maarne Mein or Jaan se maarne Mein bahot difference hota hai beta.. Tu woh chhod kaam bol.. Wait I think mujhe pata hai tune kyun call kiya files k liye haina??

Anil-You are smart AP and I like it.. So woh files not so useful for you, you know Tumhaare koi kaam nahi aaengi woh sab coded hain or unhe keval Uday yaa Sunny bhai he decode kar shaktey hain so it'll be helpful agar tum woh files mujhe dedo toh.. Iske badle you know main Tumhaari death thodi c kam painful banaaunga.

Main-Really??

Anil-Yep.. Waise bhi tum kuch nahi kar shaktey un files se..

Main-Oh fir toh tu jaanta nahi mujhe.. Thoda research Maar Jaan jaaega.. Files main sambhaal k rakhunga..

Anil-Are you sure??

Main-Yep 100%..

Anil-Ok then agar kuch mill jaae un files se toh mujhe bhi inform karna..

Call disconnected..

Ab Iss Anil ko 2 din Mein main itana toh Jaan gaya hun ki ye shayaana hai bc or Yahaan iske 2 makshad ho shaktey 1st toh ye ki in files Mein sachmuch important information hai or woh coded hai yaani Anil confident hai ki main usse nahi samjh paaunga.. Yaa second jiske chances jyaada hain woh hai ki woh mujhe chutiya bana raha hai inn files Mein bus kuch information hai or Yahaan Main in files Mein apna time kharaab karunga or woh dusari taraf apne kand kartey rahenge..Hmm Ye interesting banda milla hai ek he is smart.. But is he smart enough for me that is the real question here..



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Nice update bhai
 
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