Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

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[AP 316]

Update-117(I Am Built Different)

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Abeer-Bc sabko maardiya..

Main-Haan bhai.. Or koi touch nahi kar paaya... Aas pass bhi nahi tha koi uske..

Abeer-This is scary boss.. Ab... Abab.. Ab story??

Main-I don't know kaise explain karenge ye sab.. But simple c baat hai ye hataaenge ki hua kya, bombs they.. Or main Yahaan aaya And then unhone faayda uthaana caaha but I am trained and woh log ganwaar they and blah blah maine maardiya unhe ye hath Mein lagi, ek goli or mardey jyaada kare toh..

Abeer-Fuck no bc goli thodi maarunga..

Main--Chaaku better rahega..

Ye bol maine Chaaku uthaya or apne hath Mein Kuch cuts diye..

Main-Holy fuck that hurts..

And then stomach par cuts...

Abeer-Bus be..

Main-Deep nahi haibe dikhne Mein dangerous lagenge bus..

Abeer - Fuck bc.. Chal ab hospital.. Holy shit.. This is crazy.. Waise third bomb abhi milla he hai so we are safe and sound Anjali wagaairaah Yahaan aa he rahe hain woh scene sambhaalenge..tu chal..

Main-Cool..

Main Abeer k sath bahaar Gaadi Mein aaya bc kaafi cuts maarliye they ab hospital jaruri tha.. Sablog story Maan he lenge kyunki obviously ye sab main bhi kar shakta tha I know itana saaf or itana jaldi nahi but kar shakta tha.. Thoda injured hoke.. Jo main hogaya tha khud se... Yaani ab maanana he padega.. Great.. Main still ye sab soch raha tha.. Woh puri fight flashback maafik ghum rahi thi mere Saamne.. Bhenchod..

At The End of the Day he is "THE MERCHANT OF DEATH"..

Main hospital pohancha shirt Wirt faad Lee thi maine kyunki news leak kardi thi humne or media millne wala tha wahaan.. Or yahi hua ikka dukka log wahaan aane lage they media k or mera sareer mast khoon se bhar gaya tha.. Abeer ne Gaadi seedha gate k Saamne he lagaai.. Main uttara toh bhenchod sabke camera ek sath click hue...wahaan media k alaawa bahaar koi nahi tha itani raat ko hoga bhi kon.. Ruhi already aachuki thi Abeer ne call kardiya tha.. Media crazy rehne waala tha or Main bhagwaan bananey waala tha ek baar fir. Banana he tha aakhirkaar bomb blast roukein hain bc halwa thodi hai.. Main andar aaya doctors ne assist kiya mujhe meri maal doctor nahi pohanchi thi aaj jo humessa mereko dekhti hai..kya naam tha usaka.. Haan..Reena.. Lekin thdi derr Baad woh bhi aagayi.. Family waale pohanchey jyaada kuch tha nahi main bus formalities k liye aaya tha andar.. Blood wagaairaah saaf kiya ussne stitches ki jarurat nahi thi mujhe but patti karni paddi.. Hath par bhi.. Maine bahana banaya ki mera pair or hath Mein Bhi Dard Hai maybe dislocated hain.. Toh unhone tests karne kaa bola toh or time lagega Yahaan jo caahiye tha mujhe....Serious dikhna tha bc.. Mujhe akele ko unhone subah 7 baje takk rakha.. Bus babhi thi mere pass or unhone koi sawaal kiya nahi that's why I love her.. Unhe bus matlab hai humlog theek they..Subah hotey he mera phone bajna suru hua Anaa kaa aaya ussne news dekhi hogi uthtey he yaa uski behen ne.. Anaa se babhi ne he Baat ki.. Bahaar ki situation Abeer ne sambhaal Lee Kahaani wagaairaah sunaa di Anjali and bhai ne media Mein suna di maine andar tv Mein dekha.. Mahool he badal gaya tha.. Subah 8 baje mujhse milne ki permission milli sabko or sab tutt paddey ek sath andar..

Ravi-Arrey jukh k andar Jaao mera bhai bhagwaan hai..

Sam-True..

Rohit-Bolo AP ki jai..

Mangal - Bhai.. Kaise?? Bhai tera 5% he sikha dey please..

Deva-Chotey dimag waalon k samjh se bahaar hota hai ye tu durr hatt..

Anjali-Sahi kaha bhaiya.. Haha..

Main-Jiya, Bhai and Anjali I must say mere bina interview bahot bhayaanak detey ho tumlog.. Gajab..

Jiya-Sab aapki den hai boss..

Ab uss din ki nouk jhonk k Baad bhai ko bhi ab Shakk nahi hua tha mujhpar jo achi baat thi.. Family khuss thi media khuss tha log khuss they bus ek cheej Baaki thi or woh thi CBI.. Woh khuss honge bhi nahi 100 % ye case lenge he woh log. Main subah 10 baje wahaan se nikala media still tha bahaar unko ek sad face k sath wave di maine.. And seedha Gaadi k andar.. Bawal horaha tha chaaron taraf.. Or main credit leke khuss tha.. Ghar aaye toh mujhe aarahi thi nind mujhe kya sabko he aarahi thi isliye sab turant apne apne rooms Mein Ho liye.. Main room Mein aaya bed par leta.. Or sochne laga raat ko kya kya hua sab.. That was crazy.. It really was..

Yahi sochte sochtey main so gaya.. Meri aankh khulli mere room k knock sound se.. Maine time dekha toh shyaam k 6 baje they nind badhiya puri hogayi thi.. Waah.. Main utha door khola Shirt nahi pehni thi maine as patti wagaairaah bandhi thi.. Door khulla toh mere Saamne babhi or unke piche Anaa khaddi thi..or by god Anaa kya cute lag rahi thi.. Nind Mein Bhi bc..

Main-Hi..

Babhi-Nind puri hui teri??

Main-Oh yeah..

Babhi-Ab pain wagaairaah nahi hai??

Main-Arrey nahi.. I am fine aao aao andar aao..

Babhi-Tumlog baitho main coffee kaa bolti hun..

Main-Ok come in Anaa..

Ye bol main mudda or andar ki taraf chala Anaa mere piche aai..

Babhi-AP??

Main-Haan..

Babhi-Teri pith par tatto hai??

Main-Oh.. Haan kind of.. US Mein banwaaya tha..

Babhi-What the hell.. Maine aaj Pehli baar dekha..

Main-Lol.. Chota saa hai toh easily miss kar shaktey ho..

Babhi-Wait a second.. Seriously? Tu toh tattoos passand nahi karta tha..

Main-Bus ek din mood bana toh banwaaliya..

Babhi-likha kya hai.. Itana chota sa.. T... O... R... V ye kya hai V yaa U??

Main-No idea.. Maine bola tha bhai bana dey cool saa ussne bana diya..

Babhi-Aage kya hai..

Main-Baadmein dekhlena..

Babhi-I am still in shock.. But well great..

Babhi niche gayi Anaa andar aai..

Anaa-Tattoo kaa toh mujhe bhi nahi pata tha..

Main-Main jikar nahi karta itana bhi passand nahi hai mujhe bus one time thing..

Anaa-Baitho khaddey kyun ho tum Dard hoga..

Main-Naa I am fine itana kuch nahi hua hai..

Anaa-Are you sure?? Patti toh kaafi bandhi hain..

Main-Yeah.. Ye bus precautions..

Anaa-Well great job then..

Anaa ne mera haal chaal pucha kya hua kaise hua bc asli baat ghar waalon ko he naa bataai isko kaise bata paata.. Uske sath baatein ki tabtak Sam aagaya wahaan.. Thodi derr or baatein chali then coffee le aae Kaka.. Babhi bhi baith gayi.. Kaafi derr takk wahaan baithtey they humlog uske Baad Anaa chali gayi.. Dinner bhi aaj jaldi ready hua tha as sabne pure din se kuch nahi khaaya tha.. Uske baad nind aane waali thi nahi toh Main sam or Ravi movie dekhne lage late night takk movies he dekhi and then nind bhi aagayi.. Subah main utha aaj CBI k Saamne pesh hona tha waise toh Unhone mana kardiya tha ki injured hai toh Matt aa lekin main Jaan bujh kar Jane waala tha Taaki logon ki sympathy mille ki aisi haalat Mein Bhi apun darr nahi raha hai.. Or waise bc mujhe hua bhi kya tha.. Main utha ready hua or niche aaya breakfast k liye Sam or Ravi aaj college jaayenge babhi k orders they.. Woh log breakfast kar rahe they maine bhi breakfast kiya and then Baahar aaya Rishi ki audi leke nikala akela he aaj fir headquarters par bheed kaafi thi media ki as unhe pata hai main aane waala hun aaj or maine ye Sunny waale kand k Uppar koi Bayaaan nahi diya tha toh aaj unhe Bayaan caahiye he caahiye tha mujhse bhenchod Gaadi ko aise gherr liya maano Todd denge bc.. Maine socha de he deta hun kya Jaata Hai.. Juth he toh bolni hai.. Woh toh Bachpan se bolta aaya hun.. Inse picha toh chuttega..

Main Gaadi se uttara toh woh sablog mere Saamne aake khaddey hogaye Mike thobdey k Saamne laake..

Main-Ji sir boliye..

Reporter1-Sir Sunny Kahaan hai kya hua usse??

Main-No idea to be honest helicopter Mein gayab hogaya woh or i guess ab kabhi dikhega bhi nahi kyunki uska Saara support khatam kardiya hai humne..

Reporter 1-Sir aapko pata tha ki wahaan itana khatra hai fir bhi aap khud gaye unke pass?? Kya aapko darr nahi lagta??

Main-Mere bhai darr lagata toh aaj Tumhaare Saamne nahi hota.. Or main nahi Jaata toh hajaaron logon ki Jaan ko khatra tha toh maine risk liya..

Reporter 2-Sir kya hua wahaan??

Main--Ab bhai kahani toh sunaane baithunga nahi simple si baat hai usse jo caahiye tha maine diya lekin uske Baad bhi ussne try kiya mujhe hurt karne kaa then i had to fight back..

Repo3-But sir aap akele they or woh itane Saare?

Main-Let's just say I am better then them..

Reporter 3-Itana better ki aapne akele 20+ logon ko harra diya??

Main-Yeah.. What can I say I am built different..

Continued..

 

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[Ajay]

Update-117(I Am Built Different)

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Abeer-Bc sabko maardiya..

Main-Haan bhai.. Or koi touch nahi kar paaya... Aas pass bhi nahi tha koi uske..

Abeer-This is scary boss.. Ab... Abab.. Ab story??

Main-I don't know kaise explain karenge ye sab.. But simple c baat hai ye hataaenge ki hua kya, bombs they.. Or main Yahaan aaya And then unhone faayda uthaana caaha but I am trained and woh log ganwaar they and blah blah maine maardiya unhe ye hath Mein lagi, ek goli or mardey jyaada kare toh..

Abeer-Fuck no bc goli thodi maarunga..

Main--Chaaku better rahega..

Ye bol maine Chaaku uthaya or apne hath Mein Kuch cuts diye..

Main-Holy fuck that hurts..

And then stomach par cuts...

Abeer-Bus be..

Main-Deep nahi haibe dikhne Mein dangerous lagenge bus..

Abeer - Fuck bc.. Chal ab hospital.. Holy shit.. This is crazy.. Waise third bomb abhi milla he hai so we are safe and sound Anjali wagaairaah Yahaan aa he rahe hain woh scene sambhaalenge..tu chal..

Main-Cool..

Main Abeer k sath bahaar Gaadi Mein aaya bc kaafi cuts maarliye they ab hospital jaruri tha.. Sablog story Maan he lenge kyunki obviously ye sab main bhi kar shakta tha I know itana saaf or itana jaldi nahi but kar shakta tha.. Thoda injured hoke.. Jo main hogaya tha khud se... Yaani ab maanana he padega.. Great.. Main still ye sab soch raha tha.. Woh puri fight flashback maafik ghum rahi thi mere Saamne.. Bhenchod..

At The End of the Day he is "THE MERCHANT OF DEATH"..

Main hospital pohancha shirt Wirt faad Lee thi maine kyunki news leak kardi thi humne or media millne wala tha wahaan.. Or yahi hua ikka dukka log wahaan aane lage they media k or mera sareer mast khoon se bhar gaya tha.. Abeer ne Gaadi seedha gate k Saamne he lagaai.. Main uttara toh bhenchod sabke camera ek sath click hue...wahaan media k alaawa bahaar koi nahi tha itani raat ko hoga bhi kon.. Ruhi already aachuki thi Abeer ne call kardiya tha.. Media crazy rehne waala tha or Main bhagwaan bananey waala tha ek baar fir. Banana he tha aakhirkaar bomb blast roukein hain bc halwa thodi hai.. Main andar aaya doctors ne assist kiya mujhe meri maal doctor nahi pohanchi thi aaj jo humessa mereko dekhti hai..kya naam tha usaka.. Haan..Reena.. Lekin thdi derr Baad woh bhi aagayi.. Family waale pohanchey jyaada kuch tha nahi main bus formalities k liye aaya tha andar.. Blood wagaairaah saaf kiya ussne stitches ki jarurat nahi thi mujhe but patti karni paddi.. Hath par bhi.. Maine bahana banaya ki mera pair or hath Mein Bhi Dard Hai maybe dislocated hain.. Toh unhone tests karne kaa bola toh or time lagega Yahaan jo caahiye tha mujhe....Serious dikhna tha bc.. Mujhe akele ko unhone subah 7 baje takk rakha.. Bus babhi thi mere pass or unhone koi sawaal kiya nahi that's why I love her.. Unhe bus matlab hai humlog theek they..Subah hotey he mera phone bajna suru hua Anaa kaa aaya ussne news dekhi hogi uthtey he yaa uski behen ne.. Anaa se babhi ne he Baat ki.. Bahaar ki situation Abeer ne sambhaal Lee Kahaani wagaairaah sunaa di Anjali and bhai ne media Mein suna di maine andar tv Mein dekha.. Mahool he badal gaya tha.. Subah 8 baje mujhse milne ki permission milli sabko or sab tutt paddey ek sath andar..

Ravi-Arrey jukh k andar Jaao mera bhai bhagwaan hai..

Sam-True..

Rohit-Bolo AP ki jai..

Mangal - Bhai.. Kaise?? Bhai tera 5% he sikha dey please..

Deva-Chotey dimag waalon k samjh se bahaar hota hai ye tu durr hatt..

Anjali-Sahi kaha bhaiya.. Haha..

Main-Jiya, Bhai and Anjali I must say mere bina interview bahot bhayaanak detey ho tumlog.. Gajab..

Jiya-Sab aapki den hai boss..

Ab uss din ki nouk jhonk k Baad bhai ko bhi ab Shakk nahi hua tha mujhpar jo achi baat thi.. Family khuss thi media khuss tha log khuss they bus ek cheej Baaki thi or woh thi CBI.. Woh khuss honge bhi nahi 100 % ye case lenge he woh log. Main subah 10 baje wahaan se nikala media still tha bahaar unko ek sad face k sath wave di maine.. And seedha Gaadi k andar.. Bawal horaha tha chaaron taraf.. Or main credit leke khuss tha.. Ghar aaye toh mujhe aarahi thi nind mujhe kya sabko he aarahi thi isliye sab turant apne apne rooms Mein Ho liye.. Main room Mein aaya bed par leta.. Or sochne laga raat ko kya kya hua sab.. That was crazy.. It really was..

Yahi sochte sochtey main so gaya.. Meri aankh khulli mere room k knock sound se.. Maine time dekha toh shyaam k 6 baje they nind badhiya puri hogayi thi.. Waah.. Main utha door khola Shirt nahi pehni thi maine as patti wagaairaah bandhi thi.. Door khulla toh mere Saamne babhi or unke piche Anaa khaddi thi..or by god Anaa kya cute lag rahi thi.. Nind Mein Bhi bc..

Main-Hi..

Babhi-Nind puri hui teri??

Main-Oh yeah..

Babhi-Ab pain wagaairaah nahi hai??

Main-Arrey nahi.. I am fine aao aao andar aao..

Babhi-Tumlog baitho main coffee kaa bolti hun..

Main-Ok come in Anaa..

Ye bol main mudda or andar ki taraf chala Anaa mere piche aai..

Babhi-AP??

Main-Haan..

Babhi-Teri pith par tatto hai??

Main-Oh.. Haan kind of.. US Mein banwaaya tha..

Babhi-What the hell.. Maine aaj Pehli baar dekha..

Main-Lol.. Chota saa hai toh easily miss kar shaktey ho..

Babhi-Wait a second.. Seriously? Tu toh tattoos passand nahi karta tha..

Main-Bus ek din mood bana toh banwaaliya..

Babhi-likha kya hai.. Itana chota sa.. T... O... R... V ye kya hai V yaa U??

Main-No idea.. Maine bola tha bhai bana dey cool saa ussne bana diya..

Babhi-Aage kya hai..

Main-Baadmein dekhlena..

Babhi-I am still in shock.. But well great..

Babhi niche gayi Anaa andar aai..

Anaa-Tattoo kaa toh mujhe bhi nahi pata tha..

Main-Main jikar nahi karta itana bhi passand nahi hai mujhe bus one time thing..

Anaa-Baitho khaddey kyun ho tum Dard hoga..

Main-Naa I am fine itana kuch nahi hua hai..

Anaa-Are you sure?? Patti toh kaafi bandhi hain..

Main-Yeah.. Ye bus precautions..

Anaa-Well great job then..

Anaa ne mera haal chaal pucha kya hua kaise hua bc asli baat ghar waalon ko he naa bataai isko kaise bata paata.. Uske sath baatein ki tabtak Sam aagaya wahaan.. Thodi derr or baatein chali then coffee le aae Kaka.. Babhi bhi baith gayi.. Kaafi derr takk wahaan baithtey they humlog uske Baad Anaa chali gayi.. Dinner bhi aaj jaldi ready hua tha as sabne pure din se kuch nahi khaaya tha.. Uske baad nind aane waali thi nahi toh Main sam or Ravi movie dekhne lage late night takk movies he dekhi and then nind bhi aagayi.. Subah main utha aaj CBI k Saamne pesh hona tha waise toh Unhone mana kardiya tha ki injured hai toh Matt aa lekin main Jaan bujh kar Jane waala tha Taaki logon ki sympathy mille ki aisi haalat Mein Bhi apun darr nahi raha hai.. Or waise bc mujhe hua bhi kya tha.. Main utha ready hua or niche aaya breakfast k liye Sam or Ravi aaj college jaayenge babhi k orders they.. Woh log breakfast kar rahe they maine bhi breakfast kiya and then Baahar aaya Rishi ki audi leke nikala akela he aaj fir headquarters par bheed kaafi thi media ki as unhe pata hai main aane waala hun aaj or maine ye Sunny waale kand k Uppar koi Bayaaan nahi diya tha toh aaj unhe Bayaan caahiye he caahiye tha mujhse bhenchod Gaadi ko aise gherr liya maano Todd denge bc.. Maine socha de he deta hun kya Jaata Hai.. Juth he toh bolni hai.. Woh toh Bachpan se bolta aaya hun.. Inse picha toh chuttega..

Main Gaadi se uttara toh woh sablog mere Saamne aake khaddey hogaye Mike thobdey k Saamne laake..

Main-Ji sir boliye..

Reporter1-Sir Sunny Kahaan hai kya hua usse??

Main-No idea to be honest helicopter Mein gayab hogaya woh or i guess ab kabhi dikhega bhi nahi kyunki uska Saara support khatam kardiya hai humne..

Reporter 1-Sir aapko pata tha ki wahaan itana khatra hai fir bhi aap khud gaye unke pass?? Kya aapko darr nahi lagta??

Main-Mere bhai darr lagata toh aaj Tumhaare Saamne nahi hota.. Or main nahi Jaata toh hajaaron logon ki Jaan ko khatra tha toh maine risk liya..

Reporter 2-Sir kya hua wahaan??

Main--Ab bhai kahani toh sunaane baithunga nahi simple si baat hai usse jo caahiye tha maine diya lekin uske Baad bhi ussne try kiya mujhe hurt karne kaa then i had to fight back..

Repo3-But sir aap akele they or woh itane Saare?

Main-Let's just say I am better then them..

Reporter 3-Itana better ki aapne akele 20+ logon ko harra diya??

Main-Yeah.. What can I say I am built different..

Continued..

Nice update bhai

 

[Ajay]

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[Badshah Khan]

As always fadu update AP 316 bhai
Chalo kahani to ban gayi par uske liye khud ko bhi thodi chot pahunchani padi par karna tha
Ghar wale bhi mangaye
But lagta hai ye tattoo future mai koi na koi kaand karayega AP ka but bhabhi ne hi dekha agar unhe kuch shak bhi huwa to wo sirf apne tak rak kar pehle AP se confirm karegi
And most importantly ye CBI wale ab kya karte hai dekhte hai waise to ab lagta nahi ke ye log kuch zyada deep mai jayenge
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[Yuvi2890]

Nice update bhai

 

[Rayder555]

Fantastic update bro

 

[shamik]

Nyc update

 

[Shahrukh]

Awesome update bhai keep posting