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Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

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Update-132(New Home)

Ab Chang free hua almost 3 ghante Baad raat k 8. 30 baje ussne Kahaa ki sab kuch hogaya jo achi Baat thi uske pass adress bheja maine uss park kaa and then 15 minutes Mein Woh wahaan aagaya..

Main-Pehle toh bol kuch khaaega??

Chang-Ab kya kaam hai Yaar??

Main-Mast kaam hai sun Humne ghar dekh liya ek bada he mast hai or sab details pata karli but ek issue hai Uncle retired Fouji hai so I know bina documents koi andar Jaane nahi dega..

Chang - Toh kya hua fake ids jindabaad hain..Mere pass kai photocopies hain fake id's ki..

Main-Original hai koi??

Chang-Nahi.. Original High Command waalon k pass Chhod aaya..

Main-So then plan mera chalega.. Sun.. Tujhe karna kya hai.. Bollywood movies dekhta hai??

Chang-Naa..

Main-Koi naa toh humein sympathy gain karni hai unki.. Kahani sunaani hai unhe ki humara samaan train Mein chori hogaya jisme humari ids or paise they ab Humaare bank account Mein Kuch paise they jo online transaction se nikaal liye Humne but ids nahi hain..Photocopy hain ids ki..

Chang-Movies Mein he chalta hoga ye Yahaan koi raipta maardega..

Main-I know aise nahi chalega issi liye tu kaam aaega..

Chang - OK kya karun ab?? Uss Aunty ko set karun??

Main-Arrey Waah tujhe kaise pata chala??

Chang- What the fuck. Main majaak kar raha tha.. Fuck no what the fuck ye main nahi karunga main bus stand par sojaaunga..

Main-Chup be main bhi majaak kar raha tha..

Chang-Thankyoh.. Toh karna kya hai..

Main - Abe woh rahi Aunty.. Sun live action karna hai tujhe bc.. Dekh woh Uncle safed kurtey Mein Woh Fouji hai or woh Aunty uski wife.. Dono apne ghar k bahaar tehal rahe hain ab tujhe karna ye hai ki woh dekh raha hai Aunty k kaan k uppar phone maine dekha tha din Mein I Phone hai.. Toh tu Jaa Bhaag phone cheen le or Bhaag ab main or Ami idhar se aayenge tereko raipatt maarenge and terese phone cheen lenge and then tu Bhaag Jaana.. Aunty ko denge phone and aage kaa main Dekhlunga..

Chang- Ye ho kya gaya hai tumhe?? Kya chutiyapa macha rahe ho.. Kya planning hai ye? Ek din Mein saikdon logon ko thokne ki planning karte they tum or ye kya hai?? Tatti.. Itane loopholes.. Ab mujhe bhi toh sath rehna hai toh main phone cheenlunga toh mujhe dekh nahi lenge woh..

Main - Abe munh dhaklena ye le mera rumaal.. Andhera dekh udhar street light 50 meter durr hai unse.. Ghanta dikhega.. And then waapis aaye tab ye tere bag se kapdey badal lena Yahaan paid k piche..

Chang - OK.. Then woh retired Fouji hai gand fodne laga toh..

Main-Abe nahi ab bimaar rehta hai woh maine sab pata kiya hai isiliye sab uski wife dekhti hai..

Chang - OK then agar koi gun hui toh??

Main-Bhosdk fir Marr jaaiyo tu waise bhi ye sawaal karta raha toh main maardunga.. Jaldi se Jaa wohlog andar chale gaye toh plan chopat hojaaega..

Chang - Ye plan flop hoga pakka..

Main-Tu apna part kar bhai Baaki main Dekhlunga.. Negative piece of shit.. Ye tera bag yahin paid k piche rakhdey..

Chang - OK here goes nothing..

Main-Or sun fake ids kiss Naam se hai tere pass??

Chang - Mere mobile Mein he hain.. Ankur Naam se hai ek..

Main-Bus toh fir tu Ankur hai..

Chang-Nice..

Chang me mera rumaal munh par baandha and then Jaane laga..

Ami-Boss i must say bahot ghatiya plan hai..

Main-Chup re.

Ami-What if woh pehchaan gaye tumhe??

Main-Hell no itana bhi popular nahi hua hun main.. Or by chance pehchaan bhi gaye toh fir dekhenge kon Pehle waapis bhaagega..

Ye sun Ami hansi..

Ab main or Ami aagaye main galli Mein or Humse kaafi aage Chang un dono k pass se nikala galli Mein Ek aadh uncle aunty or bhi they but koi jawaan nahi tha.. So plan sahi tha.. Ab Chang waapis mudda uss Aunty ne phone cut kiya he tha ki Chang uske pass se nikala or phone jhapta hath se.. Aunty kuch samjh paati usase Pehle toh chang Bhaag liya ab Aunty chilaae woh Fouji uske piche bhi bhaaga but itana pace nahi tha uncle k pass..

"Chorr Chorr Chorr.... Ab maine kandhe par Ami kaa bag taanga or aise chalne laga maano mujhe toh kuch pata he nahi hai.. And then jaise he Chang mere pass aaya maine usko maara dhakka and then mera bag fainka or usko pakkad liya..

Main-Bhosdk phone toh Chhod..

Chang ne phone Chhod diya maine liya phone or usko pakkade rakha..

Main-Ab sun ek mast saa punch rakh dey munh par i know pure din se frustration toh hai he tere andar.. Or Bhaag j...

Chang ne Baat puri honey se Pehle he maara mere munh par solid punch real solid.. Like main piche Jaake girra or Chang bhaaga wahaan se uske piche kuch ladke bhaage like 18-19 age waale ladke jo side Mein badminton khel rahe they.. But ab naa milega woh.. Mere munh se literally khoon behne laga tha maine khoon thukka.. Fuck you Chang.. Woh Fouji or woh Aunty sabse Pehle aae mere pass..

Aunty-Tum Theek Toh Ho beta..

Or jaise he uss Aunty ne apne phone se Pehle mera haal pucha main samjh gaya ye log badhiya hain.. Uncle ne mujhe hath deke uthaaya..

Aunty-Suno jarra first aid kit le aana..

Main-Arrey nahi Aunty ji main theek hun its ok. Koi Baat nahi.. Chinta matt kijiye aap.. Yelijiye phone..

Uncle-Arrey bhai khoon aaraha hai munh se.. Aao idhar aao..

Ab Baaki ek uncle aunty or aagaye.. Woh Fouji mujhe apne ghar k bahaar legaya or bahaar lage bench par bithaaya uski wife Paani ka glass leke aai..

Fouji-Ye peeyo beta kuch thook dena..

Main-Ji dhanywaad..

Ami-Theek ho tum?? Jyaada toh nahi lagi..

Main-Naa naa I am ok..

Aunty-Kiddey paddey kameene ko Suno ji Aajkal ye sab apne area Mein bahot jyaada horaha hai police ko complaint karni he padegi..

Fouji-Haan..

Aunty-Bechaare ko maara bhi..

Uncle2-Bada he bahaduri waala kaam kiya beta tumne toh.. Yahaan k toh nahi lagtey??

Main-Nahi uncle ji main Bhopal se hun ye hai meri behen Ami..

Ami-Ji namastey..

Uncle2-Namastey beta.. Yahaan kisske Yahaan par aae ho beta.??

Main-Kissi k Yahaan nahi ucnle..

Uncle2-Acha.. Fir Yahaan kaise..

Main-Puchiye matt uncle ji jo aunty k sath hua abhi waisa he kuch Humaare sath hua lekin wahaan hum apna samaan bacha nahi paae..

Uncle2 - Matlab beta??

Main-Uncle aaj subah nikale they bhopal se by train raaste Mein humara bag chori hogaya uncle humara sab ussi Mein tha..

Uncle2-Oho ho... Kya Hoga Iss Desh kaa.. Lo bhalla..

Main-Ji mera bada bhai hai ek usko noukari milli hai Yahaan or meri job bhi yahin Roorkee Mein lagne waali hai toh hum teeno yahin shift hone k liye aarahe they uncle.. Sab legaye..

Aunty -Naash paddey un kameeno kaa.. Lekin tumhara bhai Kahaan hai beta.. Mera Matlab theek toh hai??

Main-Ji woh police station Mein he hain report wagairaah k liye..Lekin wahaan se koi help nahi mill rahi..

Aunty-Ye aadhe police waale mille hotey hain isme beta..

Uncle - Toh tum beta Yahaan kaise??

Main- woh piche uncle ek ghar dekh rahe they Rehney k liye toh unhone kaha ki subah aayenge makaan maalik ab raat bharr bahaar toh nahi reh saktey naa uncle behen hai sathmein.


Aunty-Haan beta theek Keh rahe ho.. Mahool Kahaan hai Aajkal..


Main-Ji toh wahaan bataaya yayaan bhi kuch ghar hain kiraaye par.. Toh idhar aarahe they..

Aunty - Kiraaye par chaahiye beta??

Main-Ji..

Aunty-Kaisa ghar dekh rahe ho..

Main - Kaisa bhi ho aunty ji bus hum 3 k liye..

Uncle-Ye darshall beta piche ye jo ghar dekh rahe ho ye humara ghar hai jo Kiraaye k liye dena hai Humein.. Lekin abhi andar walls par paint nahi hua hai darshall pichle kiraayedaar jo they woh badmash they beta kuch kuch draw kardiya hai deewaron par toh agar ek do din rukk saktey ho toh ye dekhlena..

Main-Ye piche waala uncle..?? Red door..

Uncle - Ji ji..

Main-Arrey ye toh sahi hai uncle ji.. Deewar wagairaah se Humein koi dikkat nahi hai jab aapko theek lage tab karwaa lena..

Aunty-Beta bahot he ashleel kaam kar rakha hai.. Bitiya hai Tumhaare sath acha nahi lagta aise..

Main-Aunty raat bharr bahaar Rehne se kahin acha hai.. Or ye samajhdaar hai..

Ami-Ji aunty Humein koi issue nahi hai.. Raat bharr sadkon par nikalne se laakh times acha hai..

Aunty - Baat toh theek hai beta aapki.. Aao fir dekho aap..

Main-Arrey aunty dekh he kiya bilkul sahi hai..

Aunty - Fir bhi beta aao andar se toh dekho.. Aao..

Uncle- Haan bhai aao aao..

Main utha or un dono k sath chal padda Ami apni hansi roukkey thi.. Ye Yahaan maine prove kardiya ki sareef logon ko chutiya banana Kitana ashaan hai..

Uncle ne apne ghar se chaabi laake gate khola Uska toh ghar kaafi sahi tha bc space bhi theek tha. 3 rooms ek bathroom washroom and kitchen hall bhi tha chota sa. Lekin aage jaise light on hui toh bc rooms ki walls par Lund kahin chut bana rakhe they uske alawa galiyan wagairaah likhi thi.. Dafukk..

Uncle-Kuch badtameez students they beta bus pucho matt jeena haraam kardiya tha..

Main-Ji ji.. Koi dikkat nahi uncle ghar toh badhiya he hai lekin Humein makaan maalik ache chaahiye they kyunki behen bhi hai sath Mein toh aap samjh he rahe ho..

Uncle-Bilkul bilkul..

Main - or aaplog bahot ache lage mujhe.. Humein ghar pasand hai Aunty..

Aunty-Chalo acha hai beta..

Main-Rent wagairaah aunty ji..

Aunty-Rent toh aisa hai beta isase Pehle waale jo they woh 16000 per month detey they tumlog ache log ho tumlog 12000 dedena.. Or 12000 advance lekin mereko pata hai aapke sath kya hua toh aap thode din Baad doge toh bhi theek hai..

Main-Arrey nahi aunty.. Paise hain humare pass online banking kaa jaadu hai aunty mobile se nikalwaaliye they..

Uncle-Arrey toh beta woh kissi or kaam aajaenge Humein toh baadmein dedena..

Main-Nahi uncle hisaab toh hissab he hota itane ache log ho aap.. Ye lijiye 24000..

Aunty-Arrey bus kiraaya dedo beta advance baadmein dedena rakho tumlog rakho.. Jarurat padegi.. Or Haan Khaana beta agar khud banaaoge toh kitchen ye raha or agar cook nahi karna toh apne bagal Mein Jo ghar hain woh ek tiffin services chalaatey hain toh unse Khaana mangwaalena.. Bade ache log hain..

Main-Ji..

Aunty-Or Haan beta id wagairaah kuch??

Main-Woh toh nahi hain aunty ji i mean original toh gayi he.. Photocopy jarur hain..

Aunty-Bus woh kaafi hai beta..

Main-Woh mere bhai k pass hai usko address bhejdeta hun main woh aajaega fir dedunga aunty ji..

Aunty-Koi ni subah dedena beta.. Aaaj kaa khana humari taraf se hai thodi derr Mein bhejti hun..

Main-Ji..

Aunty-Main dinner kar he rahi hun taiyar..

Ye bolke Aunty chali gayi wahaan se..


Main-Thank-you so much uncle..

Uncle-Don't worry beta. Take care.. Koi dikkat ho toh bataana.

Main-Ji..ek baar firse bahot bahot dhanywaad uncle kon karta hai Aajkal itan..

Uncle-Beta ekdusare ki madad karne se he humlog aage badh shaktey hain tumne humari help ki Humne Tumhaari..

Main-Ji..

Ye bol unhone mere kandhe par hath rakha or wahaan se chale gaye.. Haash.. Main dhadaam se bed par girr padda bc sareer tutt gaya tha Dard se.. Fuck.. Main leta woh room maine leliya Ami side waale room Mein gayi.. Ab main akela tha or main sochne laga Kahaan galat tha main.. Technically bahot jagahon par galat tha main jiss din main ghar se nikala tha Abeer k sath uss din se leke aajtak bahot jagah galat tha main aisa mujhe lagta tha ab aapko kya lagta hai woh aap bataao ek kahani sunata hun main jo kahani nahi sach hai sabko Jaanana tha ki maine kya kiya 1.5 saal Mein Kahaan tha main kaise tha main kaise bacha main and then most importantly ye kaise ban gaya main.. Ye sabko Jaanana tha but truth ye thi ki mujhe khudko Jaanana tha ye sab.. Toh main bataata hun Kahaan tha main kaise tha main or ye kaise ban gaya main.. Get Ready For A Stormy Ride..

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The New Chapter Or An Old One.

Update-133(The Past - 1 How It All Started)


Flashback:-

Ye sab Suru hua uss din jiss din main bahot kuch kho chuka tha mere life ki most important part Riya ne mujhe just dump kardiya tha woh bhi bahot kuch Keh ke.. Lets get back to that..

"Main Riya ko apne se durr jaatey hue dekhta raha mera sirr bahot jorrse dard kar raha tha mujhe chakkar aane lage they main turant gaadi mein aaya paani ki bottle thi andar maine jeb se 3 pills nikaal ke leli .....baarish suru hogayi thi or main seat par he girrgaya tha thodi derr shaanti caahiye thi mereko maybe behonsh hogaya yaa sogaya yaa pills kaa Assar tha, main pata nahi kabtak behonsh raha ....mujhe tab honsh aaya jab kissi ne car kaa darwaaja knock kiya Maine halke-2 aankhe kholi toh dekha ki koi aadmi khadda hai rain coat pehne halki-2 baarish chaalu thi or usne sirr se paaon takk raincoat odhrakha tha....Maine thoda saa sishaa khola...


Main-kya haibe. .


Aadmi-aap theek toh hain...?


Main-kyun ...?


Aadmi-nahi kaafi time se aap andar he hain mujhe laga kuch hogaya...?


Main-toh usme tere Baap kaa kya jaata haibe nikal idhar se...


Aadmi-ohh!sorry to disturb sir...main ye business cards distribute karta hun sir company k...please have 1 sir...


Main-kya fancy dress company hai kya...??


Aadmi-are nahi sir ...


Main-toh ye shaktimaan k kilwish waali dress kyun pehni hai...


Aadmi-nice sense of humour sir...humlog loggon ki maddad kartey hain sir ...ye lijiye....


Ye bol usne mujhe ek card diya Maine usko ek baar dekha or aage dashboard par rakhdiya...woh bhi chala gaya...or main firse aaj hui ghatnaaon k baare mein sochney laga. (Update - 250. Part 1)..


Toh woh business card uss time toh mujhe normal laga like simple saaa seedha.. Isliye maine uspar likha kuch bhi nahi padha and uske Baad maine cd bar Mein Jaake Riya k gum Mein daru pee like bahot jyaada daru..

Uss time mujhe maalum nahi tha ki ye visiting card meri jindagi badal dega.. Kuch din Baad jab main dobara Gaadi Mein tha tab achanak se mera Dhyaan gaya is card k Uppar bada ajeeb tha bc ye what the fuck.. Bahot he cool card tha..

"Need Help?
Come to Us?
We are only here to help people like you.."

Maine kaha kissi psychiatrist doctor ka advertising hoga.. Lekin woh card still sense nahi bana raha tha koi aisa card kaise bana shakta hai.. Then maine baareeki se dekha toh usme ek website link tha what the fuck.. Maine turant mobile Mein Woh link daala toh ek chatroom khull gaya, jisme 2 bandey he they 1 main or dusara jiska Naam tha usme Stranger..Mujhe laga koi gandu troll kar raha hai.. Main ek lambi chaudi Gaali type kar raha tha usme lekin usase Pehle ek message aaya jisse dekh meri aankhein bahaar aagayi.. Jisme likha tha "Hi AP".. Ye maadarchod ko kaise pata main kon hun.. Fir mujhe laga koi hoga software dikhta hoga kuch.. But then maine usase pucha ki tujhe kaise maalum kon hun main.. Then aage ki chats kuch aise thi..

Stranger - Mujhe sab pata hai AP.

Main-Jaise..

Stranger - Jaise tum abhi apni Gaadi Mein baithe ho school ki parking Mein or apne friends kaa wait kar rahe ho yaa yun kahun apne brothers ka.

Meri gand fatt gayi ye kon hai maadarchod parking underground thi or parking Mein main akela tha Iss maadarchod ko kaise maalum.


Stranger - Or sabse important mujhe ye bhi pata hai ki tum kiss cheej se ladd rahe ho.. Or haar rahe ho..

Main-Matlab..

Stranger-Stop lying AP ye tumhe bhi pata hai ki tum andar he andar Marr rahe ho Vertigo tumhe khohala kar raha hai beshak tum bahaar se cool ban rahe ho beshak Tumhaari medical reports normal hain lekin deep inside tumhe pata hai ki you are dying AP..

Bhenchod ye ho kya raha hai i know ye sach tha 100% sach i was dying at that point vertigo pills mujhe bus kuch seconds k liye better feel karwa rahi thi.. Main bahaar se khuss tha mera dimag bullet train se seedha rocket ship ban gayaa tha main sab kuch figure out kar paa raha tha easily.. Mujhe sab easy lag raha tha Surendra ek chota bacha lag raha tha mujhe or mujhe pata tha main harra he dunga usse.. Lekin in sab k bich main Marr raha tha like majaak nahi seriously main Marr raha tha or mera dimag ye baar baar suggest kar raha tha ki main Marr raha hun but mujhe hua kuch nahi tha sab theek tha.. But mera dimag uss time itana teji tha woh future bata raha tha mujhe mera.. Or ye bahot bhayaanak tha I know main AP tha but mout se bhalla kisko darr nahi lagega.. Main marrna nahi chaahta tha itana easy toh nahi no way..


Stranger - What happened?? Shocked ho?? Dont worry itana easily nahi marroge tum. You are something else AP Belive that you are a superhuman.. You are made for something special so you can't die like that.. Thats why i am here, to help you.. Tell me AP do you need my help?? I promise you there is not a single doctor in this entire world that can save you.. You can check it yourself no one has ever recovered from Vertigo. But you can and you will.

Main-How?? Who are you??

Stranger-That is not important AP I am just a little member of Biggest syndicate in Asia.. MY name is MOGUI.. If you want to live then come here..

Uske Baad ek location k coordinates they.. Who the fuck is this and what the fuck is happening.. Maine woh location check ki toh location dekh meri or gand fatt gayi kyunki location thi Nepal k ek chote se village Dughla ki jiska Naam Maine Pehli baar suna tha ab waise toh main wahaan bilkul nahi Jaata lekin jiss hissab se Uss stranger ne merese Baat ki thi uss hissab se mera Jaana jaruri tha.. I know ye ek stupid choice thi but I didn't have any other options kyunki duniya kaa koi bhi hospital meri bimari ko theek karne ki Haan nahi bol raha tha i didn't know what the fuck was going on sab assumptions par chal rahe they.. Ab mere pass wahaan Jaane k alaawa koi option nahi tha jyaada se jyaada kya hoga?? Maar denge mujhe?? Marr toh waise bhi raha he hun main so it doesn't make any difference.. So main wait kar raha tha ab Surendra k end hone kaa kyunki usko Chhod k nahi Jaa shakta tha main isliye uske liye or jaldbaaji ki maine.. Abeer ko bataaya maine ye sab usse bhi vishwaash nahi hua but again option wahi tha. Ghar waalon ko batata toh kabhi nahi Jaane detey mujhe.. Isliye jo they main or Abeer he they.. Isliye Surendra ka end karke Main or Abeer nikale ghar se kissi ko kuch nahi pata tha even guards takk ko pata nahi chala hum kab bahaar gaye.. Mobile wagairaah sab Chhod diya tha ghar par.. Ghar se seedhe city ki side aae paidal he wahaan se auto liya bus stand k liye and humlog bus stand se seedha bus leke Delhi pohanchey..Kyunki Delhi se direct Kathmandu k liye train thi.. Advance Mein bookings wagairaah kuch nahi karwaya tha kyunki Humein hidden he Jaana tha.. Humlog ko New Delhi se train milli Kathmandu k liye Woh journey 7 hours ki thi or humlog itana thakk gaye they ki train Mein baithtey he so gaye mujhe Abeer ne uthaya toh Kathmandu Aa chuka tha humlog wahaan uttare checking wagairaah hui wahaan. Nepal basically India he hai not a big deal. Subah 8 baje humlog Kathmandu Railway station se bahaar nikale.. Yahaan se ab Humein almost 120km Jaana tha ab thankfully Humein wahaan currency convertor mill gaya easily language Bhi understandable thi mostly log tutti futti English and Hindi bol rahe they.. Wahaan se Humein ek taxi mili jo Humein location se 3 km piche utaar degi.. View kaafi amazing tha wahaan kaa durr se mountains kaa view bc Ekdum sick tha.. It was pretty lit.. Duniya Mein roads aage jaate hain Yahaan maadarchod Uppar ki taraf Jaa rahe they.. Side Mein Badi badi khayi(ditch) thi bhenchod or hum Uppar he jaate jarahe they.. Mountains mostly snow se he dhakke hue they..

Driver-How you got permit??

Main-Permit??

Driver-Permit kaisa milla tum..

Main-Permit what permit??

Driver-Permit to climb mount everest.. Uppar Jaane k liye permit hota government give you.. Woh kaise milla?

Main-Mount everest what the fuck. A jaanwar kya bol raha hai ye..

Driver-Arrey Dughla Mein jaaoge toh Everest chaddne k vaastey jaayega naa?? Udhar or koi nahi Jaata.. Only people go there to climb mount everest Dughla is starting point basically.. Or kuch nahi hai udhar..

Abeer-Iski Maa kaa mount everest bhenchod ye kya bakchodi hai be AP.. Bhosdk dangerous hai tere sath aana ye bola tha tune bhenchod mount everest he climb karni padegi ye naa maalum tha..

Main-Bhosdk mujhe Lund pata hai.. Or aise he chadha Jaata hoga Everest bc laash bhi naa mille gi...

Woh driver ne socha hum bhenchod chutiye hain or chup chaap Gaadi chalane laga..Mujhe pata tha ye gaon Himalayas range Mein Hai but ye nahi maalum tha.. What the fuck bhenchod mount everest dafukkk...


Bhenchod maano Gaadi Mein he pahaad chadd rahe hon humlog what the fuck.. Finally humlog apni desired location par pohanchey wahaan uttare Dughla Yahaan se seedha tha almost 3 kms.. Ye ek chota saa kasba tha like 6-7 ghar ek restaurant and 2 hotels, bus ye tha wahaan.. Humne Khaana khaaya wahaan or wahaan se bhi Humein pata chal ki Dughla Mein keval log Mount everest chaddney yaa dekhne jaate hain toh Humne kaha hum dekhne he jaarahe hain durr se.. Bhenchod samjh kuch nahi aaraha tha lekin curiosity itani thi ki bus abtoh Jaana he hai..

Ab dhoop nikal aai thi toh shardi nahi thi utani.. Humne paidal chalna suru kiya views bahot he gajab they but uss time main views nahi dekh raha tha gand fatti paddi thi kya hone waala hai kya nahi.. Or finally humlog Dughla pohanchey toh bhenchod ye bhi ek chota saa gaon he tha 15 buildings Hongi total wahaan par sab lakadi ki traditional Nepali buildings thi..

Abeer-Abe Yahaan Aa toh gaye kiske pass Jaana Hai kyun Jaana Hai?? Kaise Jaana Hai..

Main-Chal puchlenge.. Aage toh Aa Yahaan se kaise puchega..

Abeer-Bhenchod woh dekh woh mount everest hogi haina?? Bc itana close wtf..

Main-Arrey gand ki mount everest bhosdk.. Yahaan gand marri paddi hai...

"AP"...

Main-Kon hai bc? ?

Main Piche mudda toh ek bahot he cute c ladki khaddi thi..

Main - Sorry maine dekha nahi.. Ek second what the fuck tum mera Naam kaise jaanti ho??

Ladki-Hi Myself Snow. Mujhe tumhe receive karne bheja gaya hai..

Main-Haan lekin Jaana Kahaan hai??

Ladki-Are you well fed?? Khaana theek se khaaya hai? Because it's a long journey..

Main-Yeah.. We good.. But Jaana Kahaan hai??

Ladki-Follow me..

Main-A listen mount everest toh nahi chaddna haina??

Snow-Are you insane?? Woh impossible hain yun tum jaison k liye.. Now follow me.

Ussne ek bag taanga tha or humare aage aage chalne lagi woh..

Snow-Woh dekh rahe ho apne piche woh bada saa pole..

Main-Yeah..

Snow-Woh Mount Everest kaa main trekking point hai..4 kms hai Yahaan se woh.. Mostly log wahin se Uppar Jaana suru karte hain kyunki sabse easy woh hai.. Pehle 4 raaste hotey they ab bus 2 he hain government ne bandh kardiye Baaki.. Dono raaste ussi taraf se he hain.

Main-Nice.. Mere kya kaam aaega woh??

Snow-General knowledge.. Ab hum jarahe hain Jahaan wahaan Jaana allowed nahi hai even jo ye mountain k Uppar tum chal rahe ho Yahaan agar Tumhaare sath main nahi hoti toh abtak tumhe tranquilizer bullets se behosh kardiya gaya hota..

Main-Good To know..

Snow -Hum basically everest k piche jaayenge..

Main-What the fuck..

Snow-Yeah don't worry Uppar nahi Jaana Hai..

Main-Ye itana secretively kya hai??

Snow-Pata chal jaayega..

Humlog kaafi durr takk paidal chalte rahe ab toh snow aani suru hogayi thi pairon talle ek hisaab se humlog Uppar he chadd rahe they but easily...niche baraf aai toh bc chaddney Mein or gand fattne lagi thi ab.. Pata nahi Uss ladki k shoes sahi they yaa woh Humse better thi but woh kaafi easily jaarahi thi Rojj kaa kaam hoga iska bc . Or gajab Baat ye thi ki bhenchod abtak mujhe ek single banda naa dikha tha Yahaan par.. Snow jyaada he hoti jaarahi thi bc knees takk pair dhassne lage they..

Snow - Come on guys hurry up..

Main-A snow madam ye Yahaan ki snow Humein aane nahi derahi hai sorry..

Snow-Don't worry thoda aage chalke kam hojaaegi ye.. Everest ki wajah se aage snowfall nahi hota.. Bus 25 minutes more..

Ab woh Humse kaafi aage chal rahi thi..

Abeer-Bhai what the fuck is going on.. Gand fatt gayi chall chall k..

Main-No idea bhenchod.. But option nahi hai kuch ab..

Finally baraf khatam hui bhenchod or mountains nikal aae pairon talle.. Thankgod.. Humlog wahin girr paddey toh humare 4on taraf hills he hills thi hum niche they 4on taraf hills he thi.. Tab mujhe wahan kuch dikha or ek cheeej dikhi toh maine kuch or dhunda and then maine kuch or dhunda..

Main-A snow.. Ye snipers kaa kya kaam idhar..

Snow - You are smart i give you that.. Tumhe sniper Kahaan dikha..

Main-Woh Uppar Saamne hill k Uppar white suit pehen k leta hai uski gun kaa barell dikha mujhe..

Snow-Nice woh akela nahi hai or bhi hain Yahaan..

Main-I know 8 to be exact.. 3 uske left Mein Hain 2 apne piche waali hill par.. Or Baaki k 2 apne right Mein sabse unchi hill k Uppar udhar..

Ye sun woh shocked reh gayi..

Snow - You are good.. Very good..

Main-I know..

Snow-Ye trespassers k liye hain koi aise he naa chala aae..

Main-Cool.. Very cool..

Snow-1 miss kardiya tumne by the way..

Main-Yeah i know lekin woh sniper nahi hai woh binoculars se najar rakhe hue hai.. So he doesn't count.. Wait a second she doesn't count.. Ladki hai..

Ab Snow ki fatti gand Bhaag k uthi woh..

Snow-How do?? How do you know??

Main-I am smart..

Snow-Still itana easily..

Main-Very Very very smart..

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Snow-You ok??

Main achanak se pura kaanpaney laga tha shock aane waala tha Abeer samjh gaya tha ussne apka bag utaara turant or Vertigo pills nikaalne laga.. Bahot lamba time nikaal diya tha bina pill k maine.. I mean jyaada lamba nahi train Mein lee thi maine.. Main jiss rock par baitha tha usase niche girr gaya main bc sirr Dard badh gaya tha Ekdum se bahot jyaada hogaya tha blackout hone laga tha main kuch najar nahi aaraha tha bc.. Tab Abeer ne ek pill or uske sath Paani daala mere munh Mein and then 20 seconds Baad sab shant..Holy fuck Dard increase hogaya tha Pehle se kaafi jyaada.. Main utha..

Snow-You ok??

Main-OH yeah.. I am fine.. Aage chalein??

Snow-Yeah.. 2 hours more..

Main-Main 5 hours chall shakta hun ab pill k Baad..

Snow-Sure.. But utana aage Jaana Nahi hai..

3 k aas pass baje they dophar k humlog pichle 4 ghanton se chal rahe they or ab aage badhne lage toh raasta kaafi tough hone laga tha lekin mereko ab thakan wagairaah nahi lag rahi thi Abeer ki gand fatt chuki thi..

Main-Yahaan koi rehta bhi hai??

Snow-Yep... Bahot log.. Bahot Saare log..

Bhenchod jaise he humlog aage badh rahe they security or tight dikh rahi thi wahaan par bahot se snipers or dikhe mujhe uske alaawa kaafi Saare hidden log jo lookout par they.. It was scary stuff bc..

Snow-Here come here.. Uppar chadd paaoge??

Main-Maybe. Uppar Jaana Hai??

Snow-Nahi.. Jaana toh aage hai Yahaan se kuch dkkhaati hun tumhe..Come up..

Ye bol woh patharon k sahare ek hill par chaddney lagi jo kaafi unchi thi bc gand fatt gayi Abeer toh Uppar aaya he nahi woh Uppar gayi Uppar se ek rassi daali ussne jisse pakkad Uppar Jaane Mein mereko aasaani hui.. Bc gand fatt gayi.. Main Uppar aake baith gaya or jorr jorr se sans lene laga..Bhenchod almost baadalon Mein tha main..

Snow-Loook...

Maine gardan Uppar uthaake niche dekha toh meri sansein rukk gayi.. Or aankhein bahaar aane ko hogayi..

Main-What the fuck...

Humaare Saamne niche almost 2 kms aage ek pura town he bassa tha almost.. Pathar k kille type durr se he dikh rahe they.. Bahot bada like ek pura gaon he bassa tha Yahaan par.. What the fuck.. Dafukkk.. Buildings durr se old lag rahi thi kaafi old.. Uss area ko 4on taraf se mountains ne surround kar rakha tha uske alaawa uske chaaron taraf ek bahot he unchi deewar thi like bahot unchi almost 60 - 70 feet hogi.. or bichon bich woh jagah thi uss jagah k bichon bich ek killa type kuch tha bada saa Raja maharaja type..

Main-What the fuck is this.

Snow-Your new home.. Lets go down now..

Main kuch derr takk uss jagah ko he ghurrta raha this is fucking insane.. Gajab..

Snow-Lets go.. Aage bhi Jaana Hai..

"Move Snow Enough Sightseeing"..

Main-Arrey maadarchod gand he faad dega kya be.. Abhi rakh k deta tereko main..

Mere piche se ek aadmi nikal k aaya jo pura white suit Mein tha or hath Mein white he gun thi uske.. Gun bhi kya insane thi bhenchod aajtak nahi dekhi thi aisi gun maine..

Snow - Yeah we are going..

Ab niche uttarana thoda easy tha kyunki rope thi humlog uttare niche..

Abeer-Kya tha..

Main-Bhenchod puch matt.. Dafukk pura gaon bassa hai aage.

Abeer-Yahaan?? Gaonn??

Main-Yeah dafukk.. Insane..

Humlog aage badhe ab finally humlog ne last mountain cross kiya or tab woh jagah Humaare Saamne thi bus 500 meter durr hogi.. Holy shit this is insane. Maadarchod.. What the fuck..

Uska gate itana bada tha ki bc machines hongi kholne k liye.. What the fuck.. Uss deewar k Uppar se bahot Saari guns Humaare Uppar pointed thi bahot Saari like 100 guards toh gate k Upparr he they..Gate k bahar 10-12 guards they sabke kapdey ajeeb se they or sabke pass katanas thi.. Hum jaise jaise aage badhe woh jagah bhenchod or badi lagne lagi.. Finally hum uss giant gate k Saamne pohanchey..

Guard1-Welcome back snow..

Snow-Thanks..

Ab uss gate Mein Ek chota saa gate or tha woh khulla or humlog aae andar..Andad pair rakha toh bhenchod andar kaa scene alag he tha. Bichon bich ek sadak thi jo aage jaarahi thi uske dono taraf makaan they like puraane makaan bahot bade bade..Or tarah tarah k log bhi they wahaan like Indian, Nepali, Chinese Africans bhi and Americans bhi.. What the hell.. Woh sab apna kaam Chhod Humein he ghurr rahe they jo mujhe awkward laga.. Hum or aage chale toh ek stable aaya Jahaan bahot Saare ghodey (Horses) they like bahot sare.. Woh bhi alag he breed k bc.. Uske aage right side Mein Ek bada saa ground tha jisme kaafi Saare log bhaagadoudi kar rahe they.. Uske aage ek fighting ring jaisa kuch tha bahot badi ring jahan kuch young ladke Ladkiyaan train kar rahe they swords k sath katanas wagairaah sab.. Ab Saamne dikha mujhe woh mehal.. Bhenchod meri haweli jaisi 10 aajaaein isme bahaar se he itana bada tha ye... What the fuck.. Uski seedhiyaan chaddne lage humlog jo kaafi jyaada thi.. Finally uske gate k Saamne aae humlog toh wahan bhi guards they..

Snow-These are the guests we were talking about..

Guard1-Sure go ahead..

Snow-Put the bags here..

Hum dono ne apne bag wahaan rakhe or hum andar enter hue.. Toh bc andar se toh or he aalishaan thaa system like bahot he aalishaan.. Or bhenchod andar light thi, ye badi badi lights tangi thi Uppar or woh on thi..

Main-Light??Yahaan??

Snow-Solar energy..

Main-Holy shit..

Snow-Tumhe pata hai itani solar energy tumhe hot deserts Mein Nahi milegi jitani Yahaan mountain tops par milti hai..

Main - This is crazy..

Snow-We even have internet..

Main-No way..

Abeer-Yeah.. What the hell.

Snow-It kinda works very good..

Tab wahaan hall Mein entry lee ek shaks ne age rahi hohi uski 45 - 50 k aas pass hatta katta banda tha Ekdum. Uppar se ek ajeeb saa gown pehna tha ussne.. Usko dekhte he Snow niche jukhi ab main or Abeer snow ko ghurrein..

Snow-Bow down idiots..

Ye sun hum bhi fataak se niche baithey..

"At Ease.."

Ussne ye bola apni commanding voice mein toh Snow uthi or uske piche piche hum uthey..

"You can go Snow."

Snow-Thanks Master..

Snow fir jukhi or waapis nikal gayi.. Ab hum dono ussko ghurrein..

"My Name Is Boe"..

Main-AP..

Boe-Please sit..

Hum dono wahaan lakdi ki chairs par baithey humare Saamne woh baitha..

Boe-I know you have lots of questions..

Main-A lot lot..

Boe-So main kuch bataata hun tumhe jisase Tumhaare sab Jawaab mill jaayenge.. So You ever heard the Word "The League".. Suna hai kabhi League k baare Mein.. Abeer ne toh definitely suna hoga..

Main-Yeah maine bhi suna hai..

Boe-Tell me something about that..

Main-I mean Asia's biggest underground syndicate hai woh.. Wohlog Asia ko rule karte hain ek hissab se.. But ye juth bhi ho shakta hai kyunki iska proof kuch nahi hai.. So ho shakta league kuch ho he nahi..

Boe - Ye toh sach nahi hai.

Main-Kyun??

Boe-Kyunki tum League k headquarters Mein baithey ho filhaal..

Ye sun laga mujhe jhatka bhayaanak, Abeer ko toh or bhayaanak...Humlog turant apni chairs par se uthey..

Main-What??

Boe- Yeah.. You are sitting in Asia's most dangerous place..

Main-Noooo.. Ab samjha.. Ussne aisa kyun bola tha ki Woh Asia k biggest syndicate kaa ek chota saa member hai.. Woh league ki Baat kar raha tha.. Dafukkk..

Boe-Yeah..

Main-Listen i know Humne ye sab dekh liya hai but i promise you Humein Yahaan se Jaane do kissi ko kuch bhi nahi bataunga.. I promise.. Please..

Boe-But AP kya scahmein tum Jaana caahtey ho Yahaan se?? Kya lagta hai kabtak jinda reh paaoge aise??

Sahi tha woh bahot sahi jyaada time nahi tha mere pass maximum 1 month tha mere pass or woh bhi bahot he painful nikalta mere liye..To be honest I didn't want to die.. Itana easily nahi marrna chaahta tha main..

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Thanks for the support bhidulog keep supporting as always you guys are the best.. So finally woh part Aa he gaya jiska aap sabko wait the The Flashback is finally here. So guys go for it 3 updates diye hain read and give reviews same deal on hai apni..
 

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Ab Chang free hua almost 3 ghante Baad raat k 8. 30 baje ussne Kahaa ki sab kuch hogaya jo achi Baat thi uske pass adress bheja maine uss park kaa and then 15 minutes Mein Woh wahaan aagaya..

Main-Pehle toh bol kuch khaaega??

Chang-Ab kya kaam hai Yaar??

Main-Mast kaam hai sun Humne ghar dekh liya ek bada he mast hai or sab details pata karli but ek issue hai Uncle retired Fouji hai so I know bina documents koi andar Jaane nahi dega..

Chang - Toh kya hua fake ids jindabaad hain..Mere pass kai photocopies hain fake id's ki..

Main-Original hai koi??

Chang-Nahi.. Original High Command waalon k pass Chhod aaya..

Main-So then plan mera chalega.. Sun.. Tujhe karna kya hai.. Bollywood movies dekhta hai??

Chang-Naa..

Main-Koi naa toh humein sympathy gain karni hai unki.. Kahani sunaani hai unhe ki humara samaan train Mein chori hogaya jisme humari ids or paise they ab Humaare bank account Mein Kuch paise they jo online transaction se nikaal liye Humne but ids nahi hain..Photocopy hain ids ki..

Chang-Movies Mein he chalta hoga ye Yahaan koi raipta maardega..

Main-I know aise nahi chalega issi liye tu kaam aaega..

Chang - OK kya karun ab?? Uss Aunty ko set karun??

Main-Arrey Waah tujhe kaise pata chala??

Chang- What the fuck. Main majaak kar raha tha.. Fuck no what the fuck ye main nahi karunga main bus stand par sojaaunga..

Main-Chup be main bhi majaak kar raha tha..

Chang-Thankyoh.. Toh karna kya hai..

Main - Abe woh rahi Aunty.. Sun live action karna hai tujhe bc.. Dekh woh Uncle safed kurtey Mein Woh Fouji hai or woh Aunty uski wife.. Dono apne ghar k bahaar tehal rahe hain ab tujhe karna ye hai ki woh dekh raha hai Aunty k kaan k uppar phone maine dekha tha din Mein I Phone hai.. Toh tu Jaa Bhaag phone cheen le or Bhaag ab main or Ami idhar se aayenge tereko raipatt maarenge and terese phone cheen lenge and then tu Bhaag Jaana.. Aunty ko denge phone and aage kaa main Dekhlunga..

Chang- Ye ho kya gaya hai tumhe?? Kya chutiyapa macha rahe ho.. Kya planning hai ye? Ek din Mein saikdon logon ko thokne ki planning karte they tum or ye kya hai?? Tatti.. Itane loopholes.. Ab mujhe bhi toh sath rehna hai toh main phone cheenlunga toh mujhe dekh nahi lenge woh..

Main - Abe munh dhaklena ye le mera rumaal.. Andhera dekh udhar street light 50 meter durr hai unse.. Ghanta dikhega.. And then waapis aaye tab ye tere bag se kapdey badal lena Yahaan paid k piche..

Chang - OK.. Then woh retired Fouji hai gand fodne laga toh..

Main-Abe nahi ab bimaar rehta hai woh maine sab pata kiya hai isiliye sab uski wife dekhti hai..

Chang - OK then agar koi gun hui toh??

Main-Bhosdk fir Marr jaaiyo tu waise bhi ye sawaal karta raha toh main maardunga.. Jaldi se Jaa wohlog andar chale gaye toh plan chopat hojaaega..

Chang - Ye plan flop hoga pakka..

Main-Tu apna part kar bhai Baaki main Dekhlunga.. Negative piece of shit.. Ye tera bag yahin paid k piche rakhdey..

Chang - OK here goes nothing..

Main-Or sun fake ids kiss Naam se hai tere pass??

Chang - Mere mobile Mein he hain.. Ankur Naam se hai ek..

Main-Bus toh fir tu Ankur hai..

Chang-Nice..

Chang me mera rumaal munh par baandha and then Jaane laga..

Ami-Boss i must say bahot ghatiya plan hai..

Main-Chup re.

Ami-What if woh pehchaan gaye tumhe??

Main-Hell no itana bhi popular nahi hua hun main.. Or by chance pehchaan bhi gaye toh fir dekhenge kon Pehle waapis bhaagega..

Ye sun Ami hansi..

Ab main or Ami aagaye main galli Mein or Humse kaafi aage Chang un dono k pass se nikala galli Mein Ek aadh uncle aunty or bhi they but koi jawaan nahi tha.. So plan sahi tha.. Ab Chang waapis mudda uss Aunty ne phone cut kiya he tha ki Chang uske pass se nikala or phone jhapta hath se.. Aunty kuch samjh paati usase Pehle toh chang Bhaag liya ab Aunty chilaae woh Fouji uske piche bhi bhaaga but itana pace nahi tha uncle k pass..

"Chorr Chorr Chorr.... Ab maine kandhe par Ami kaa bag taanga or aise chalne laga maano mujhe toh kuch pata he nahi hai.. And then jaise he Chang mere pass aaya maine usko maara dhakka and then mera bag fainka or usko pakkad liya..

Main-Bhosdk phone toh Chhod..

Chang ne phone Chhod diya maine liya phone or usko pakkade rakha..

Main-Ab sun ek mast saa punch rakh dey munh par i know pure din se frustration toh hai he tere andar.. Or Bhaag j...

Chang ne Baat puri honey se Pehle he maara mere munh par solid punch real solid.. Like main piche Jaake girra or Chang bhaaga wahaan se uske piche kuch ladke bhaage like 18-19 age waale ladke jo side Mein badminton khel rahe they.. But ab naa milega woh.. Mere munh se literally khoon behne laga tha maine khoon thukka.. Fuck you Chang.. Woh Fouji or woh Aunty sabse Pehle aae mere pass..

Aunty-Tum Theek Toh Ho beta..

Or jaise he uss Aunty ne apne phone se Pehle mera haal pucha main samjh gaya ye log badhiya hain.. Uncle ne mujhe hath deke uthaaya..

Aunty-Suno jarra first aid kit le aana..

Main-Arrey nahi Aunty ji main theek hun its ok. Koi Baat nahi.. Chinta matt kijiye aap.. Yelijiye phone..

Uncle-Arrey bhai khoon aaraha hai munh se.. Aao idhar aao..

Ab Baaki ek uncle aunty or aagaye.. Woh Fouji mujhe apne ghar k bahaar legaya or bahaar lage bench par bithaaya uski wife Paani ka glass leke aai..

Fouji-Ye peeyo beta kuch thook dena..

Main-Ji dhanywaad..

Ami-Theek ho tum?? Jyaada toh nahi lagi..

Main-Naa naa I am ok..

Aunty-Kiddey paddey kameene ko Suno ji Aajkal ye sab apne area Mein bahot jyaada horaha hai police ko complaint karni he padegi..

Fouji-Haan..

Aunty-Bechaare ko maara bhi..

Uncle2-Bada he bahaduri waala kaam kiya beta tumne toh.. Yahaan k toh nahi lagtey??

Main-Nahi uncle ji main Bhopal se hun ye hai meri behen Ami..

Ami-Ji namastey..

Uncle2-Namastey beta.. Yahaan kisske Yahaan par aae ho beta.??

Main-Kissi k Yahaan nahi ucnle..

Uncle2-Acha.. Fir Yahaan kaise..

Main-Puchiye matt uncle ji jo aunty k sath hua abhi waisa he kuch Humaare sath hua lekin wahaan hum apna samaan bacha nahi paae..

Uncle2 - Matlab beta??

Main-Uncle aaj subah nikale they bhopal se by train raaste Mein humara bag chori hogaya uncle humara sab ussi Mein tha..

Uncle2-Oho ho... Kya Hoga Iss Desh kaa.. Lo bhalla..

Main-Ji mera bada bhai hai ek usko noukari milli hai Yahaan or meri job bhi yahin Roorkee Mein lagne waali hai toh hum teeno yahin shift hone k liye aarahe they uncle.. Sab legaye..

Aunty -Naash paddey un kameeno kaa.. Lekin tumhara bhai Kahaan hai beta.. Mera Matlab theek toh hai??

Main-Ji woh police station Mein he hain report wagairaah k liye..Lekin wahaan se koi help nahi mill rahi..

Aunty-Ye aadhe police waale mille hotey hain isme beta..

Uncle - Toh tum beta Yahaan kaise??

Main- woh piche uncle ek ghar dekh rahe they Rehney k liye toh unhone kaha ki subah aayenge makaan maalik ab raat bharr bahaar toh nahi reh saktey naa uncle behen hai sathmein.


Aunty-Haan beta theek Keh rahe ho.. Mahool Kahaan hai Aajkal..


Main-Ji toh wahaan bataaya yayaan bhi kuch ghar hain kiraaye par.. Toh idhar aarahe they..

Aunty - Kiraaye par chaahiye beta??

Main-Ji..

Aunty-Kaisa ghar dekh rahe ho..

Main - Kaisa bhi ho aunty ji bus hum 3 k liye..

Uncle-Ye darshall beta piche ye jo ghar dekh rahe ho ye humara ghar hai jo Kiraaye k liye dena hai Humein.. Lekin abhi andar walls par paint nahi hua hai darshall pichle kiraayedaar jo they woh badmash they beta kuch kuch draw kardiya hai deewaron par toh agar ek do din rukk saktey ho toh ye dekhlena..

Main-Ye piche waala uncle..?? Red door..

Uncle - Ji ji..

Main-Arrey ye toh sahi hai uncle ji.. Deewar wagairaah se Humein koi dikkat nahi hai jab aapko theek lage tab karwaa lena..

Aunty-Beta bahot he ashleel kaam kar rakha hai.. Bitiya hai Tumhaare sath acha nahi lagta aise..

Main-Aunty raat bharr bahaar Rehne se kahin acha hai.. Or ye samajhdaar hai..

Ami-Ji aunty Humein koi issue nahi hai.. Raat bharr sadkon par nikalne se laakh times acha hai..

Aunty - Baat toh theek hai beta aapki.. Aao fir dekho aap..

Main-Arrey aunty dekh he kiya bilkul sahi hai..

Aunty - Fir bhi beta aao andar se toh dekho.. Aao..

Uncle- Haan bhai aao aao..

Main utha or un dono k sath chal padda Ami apni hansi roukkey thi.. Ye Yahaan maine prove kardiya ki sareef logon ko chutiya banana Kitana ashaan hai..

Uncle ne apne ghar se chaabi laake gate khola Uska toh ghar kaafi sahi tha bc space bhi theek tha. 3 rooms ek bathroom washroom and kitchen hall bhi tha chota sa. Lekin aage jaise light on hui toh bc rooms ki walls par Lund kahin chut bana rakhe they uske alawa galiyan wagairaah likhi thi.. Dafukk..

Uncle-Kuch badtameez students they beta bus pucho matt jeena haraam kardiya tha..

Main-Ji ji.. Koi dikkat nahi uncle ghar toh badhiya he hai lekin Humein makaan maalik ache chaahiye they kyunki behen bhi hai sath Mein toh aap samjh he rahe ho..

Uncle-Bilkul bilkul..

Main - or aaplog bahot ache lage mujhe.. Humein ghar pasand hai Aunty..

Aunty-Chalo acha hai beta..

Main-Rent wagairaah aunty ji..

Aunty-Rent toh aisa hai beta isase Pehle waale jo they woh 16000 per month detey they tumlog ache log ho tumlog 12000 dedena.. Or 12000 advance lekin mereko pata hai aapke sath kya hua toh aap thode din Baad doge toh bhi theek hai..

Main-Arrey nahi aunty.. Paise hain humare pass online banking kaa jaadu hai aunty mobile se nikalwaaliye they..

Uncle-Arrey toh beta woh kissi or kaam aajaenge Humein toh baadmein dedena..

Main-Nahi uncle hisaab toh hissab he hota itane ache log ho aap.. Ye lijiye 24000..

Aunty-Arrey bus kiraaya dedo beta advance baadmein dedena rakho tumlog rakho.. Jarurat padegi.. Or Haan Khaana beta agar khud banaaoge toh kitchen ye raha or agar cook nahi karna toh apne bagal Mein Jo ghar hain woh ek tiffin services chalaatey hain toh unse Khaana mangwaalena.. Bade ache log hain..

Main-Ji..

Aunty-Or Haan beta id wagairaah kuch??

Main-Woh toh nahi hain aunty ji i mean original toh gayi he.. Photocopy jarur hain..

Aunty-Bus woh kaafi hai beta..

Main-Woh mere bhai k pass hai usko address bhejdeta hun main woh aajaega fir dedunga aunty ji..

Aunty-Koi ni subah dedena beta.. Aaaj kaa khana humari taraf se hai thodi derr Mein bhejti hun..

Main-Ji..

Aunty-Main dinner kar he rahi hun taiyar..

Ye bolke Aunty chali gayi wahaan se..


Main-Thank-you so much uncle..

Uncle-Don't worry beta. Take care.. Koi dikkat ho toh bataana.

Main-Ji..ek baar firse bahot bahot dhanywaad uncle kon karta hai Aajkal itan..

Uncle-Beta ekdusare ki madad karne se he humlog aage badh shaktey hain tumne humari help ki Humne Tumhaari..

Main-Ji..

Ye bol unhone mere kandhe par hath rakha or wahaan se chale gaye.. Haash.. Main dhadaam se bed par girr padda bc sareer tutt gaya tha Dard se.. Fuck.. Main leta woh room maine leliya Ami side waale room Mein gayi.. Ab main akela tha or main sochne laga Kahaan galat tha main.. Technically bahot jagahon par galat tha main jiss din main ghar se nikala tha Abeer k sath uss din se leke aajtak bahot jagah galat tha main aisa mujhe lagta tha ab aapko kya lagta hai woh aap bataao ek kahani sunata hun main jo kahani nahi sach hai sabko Jaanana tha ki maine kya kiya 1.5 saal Mein Kahaan tha main kaise tha main kaise bacha main and then most importantly ye kaise ban gaya main.. Ye sabko Jaanana tha but truth ye thi ki mujhe khudko Jaanana tha ye sab.. Toh main bataata hun Kahaan tha main kaise tha main or ye kaise ban gaya main.. Get Ready For A Stormy Ride..

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Update-134(The Past - 2 How It All Started)

Snow-You ok??

Main achanak se pura kaanpaney laga tha shock aane waala tha Abeer samjh gaya tha ussne apka bag utaara turant or Vertigo pills nikaalne laga.. Bahot lamba time nikaal diya tha bina pill k maine.. I mean jyaada lamba nahi train Mein lee thi maine.. Main jiss rock par baitha tha usase niche girr gaya main bc sirr Dard badh gaya tha Ekdum se bahot jyaada hogaya tha blackout hone laga tha main kuch najar nahi aaraha tha bc.. Tab Abeer ne ek pill or uske sath Paani daala mere munh Mein and then 20 seconds Baad sab shant..Holy fuck Dard increase hogaya tha Pehle se kaafi jyaada.. Main utha..

Snow-You ok??

Main-OH yeah.. I am fine.. Aage chalein??

Snow-Yeah.. 2 hours more..

Main-Main 5 hours chall shakta hun ab pill k Baad..

Snow-Sure.. But utana aage Jaana Nahi hai..

3 k aas pass baje they dophar k humlog pichle 4 ghanton se chal rahe they or ab aage badhne lage toh raasta kaafi tough hone laga tha lekin mereko ab thakan wagairaah nahi lag rahi thi Abeer ki gand fatt chuki thi..

Main-Yahaan koi rehta bhi hai??

Snow-Yep... Bahot log.. Bahot Saare log..

Bhenchod jaise he humlog aage badh rahe they security or tight dikh rahi thi wahaan par bahot se snipers or dikhe mujhe uske alaawa kaafi Saare hidden log jo lookout par they.. It was scary stuff bc..

Snow-Here come here.. Uppar chadd paaoge??

Main-Maybe. Uppar Jaana Hai??

Snow-Nahi.. Jaana toh aage hai Yahaan se kuch dkkhaati hun tumhe..Come up..

Ye bol woh patharon k sahare ek hill par chaddney lagi jo kaafi unchi thi bc gand fatt gayi Abeer toh Uppar aaya he nahi woh Uppar gayi Uppar se ek rassi daali ussne jisse pakkad Uppar Jaane Mein mereko aasaani hui.. Bc gand fatt gayi.. Main Uppar aake baith gaya or jorr jorr se sans lene laga..Bhenchod almost baadalon Mein tha main..

Snow-Loook...

Maine gardan Uppar uthaake niche dekha toh meri sansein rukk gayi.. Or aankhein bahaar aane ko hogayi..

Main-What the fuck...

Humaare Saamne niche almost 2 kms aage ek pura town he bassa tha almost.. Pathar k kille type durr se he dikh rahe they.. Bahot bada like ek pura gaon he bassa tha Yahaan par.. What the fuck.. Dafukkk.. Buildings durr se old lag rahi thi kaafi old.. Uss area ko 4on taraf se mountains ne surround kar rakha tha uske alaawa uske chaaron taraf ek bahot he unchi deewar thi like bahot unchi almost 60 - 70 feet hogi.. or bichon bich woh jagah thi uss jagah k bichon bich ek killa type kuch tha bada saa Raja maharaja type..

Main-What the fuck is this.

Snow-Your new home.. Lets go down now..

Main kuch derr takk uss jagah ko he ghurrta raha this is fucking insane.. Gajab..

Snow-Lets go.. Aage bhi Jaana Hai..

"Move Snow Enough Sightseeing"..

Main-Arrey maadarchod gand he faad dega kya be.. Abhi rakh k deta tereko main..

Mere piche se ek aadmi nikal k aaya jo pura white suit Mein tha or hath Mein white he gun thi uske.. Gun bhi kya insane thi bhenchod aajtak nahi dekhi thi aisi gun maine..

Snow - Yeah we are going..

Ab niche uttarana thoda easy tha kyunki rope thi humlog uttare niche..

Abeer-Kya tha..

Main-Bhenchod puch matt.. Dafukk pura gaon bassa hai aage.

Abeer-Yahaan?? Gaonn??

Main-Yeah dafukk.. Insane..

Humlog aage badhe ab finally humlog ne last mountain cross kiya or tab woh jagah Humaare Saamne thi bus 500 meter durr hogi.. Holy shit this is insane. Maadarchod.. What the fuck..

Uska gate itana bada tha ki bc machines hongi kholne k liye.. What the fuck.. Uss deewar k Uppar se bahot Saari guns Humaare Uppar pointed thi bahot Saari like 100 guards toh gate k Upparr he they..Gate k bahar 10-12 guards they sabke kapdey ajeeb se they or sabke pass katanas thi.. Hum jaise jaise aage badhe woh jagah bhenchod or badi lagne lagi.. Finally hum uss giant gate k Saamne pohanchey..

Guard1-Welcome back snow..

Snow-Thanks..

Ab uss gate Mein Ek chota saa gate or tha woh khulla or humlog aae andar..Andad pair rakha toh bhenchod andar kaa scene alag he tha. Bichon bich ek sadak thi jo aage jaarahi thi uske dono taraf makaan they like puraane makaan bahot bade bade..Or tarah tarah k log bhi they wahaan like Indian, Nepali, Chinese Africans bhi and Americans bhi.. What the hell.. Woh sab apna kaam Chhod Humein he ghurr rahe they jo mujhe awkward laga.. Hum or aage chale toh ek stable aaya Jahaan bahot Saare ghodey (Horses) they like bahot sare.. Woh bhi alag he breed k bc.. Uske aage right side Mein Ek bada saa ground tha jisme kaafi Saare log bhaagadoudi kar rahe they.. Uske aage ek fighting ring jaisa kuch tha bahot badi ring jahan kuch young ladke Ladkiyaan train kar rahe they swords k sath katanas wagairaah sab.. Ab Saamne dikha mujhe woh mehal.. Bhenchod meri haweli jaisi 10 aajaaein isme bahaar se he itana bada tha ye... What the fuck.. Uski seedhiyaan chaddne lage humlog jo kaafi jyaada thi.. Finally uske gate k Saamne aae humlog toh wahan bhi guards they..

Snow-These are the guests we were talking about..

Guard1-Sure go ahead..

Snow-Put the bags here..

Hum dono ne apne bag wahaan rakhe or hum andar enter hue.. Toh bc andar se toh or he aalishaan thaa system like bahot he aalishaan.. Or bhenchod andar light thi, ye badi badi lights tangi thi Uppar or woh on thi..

Main-Light??Yahaan??

Snow-Solar energy..

Main-Holy shit..

Snow-Tumhe pata hai itani solar energy tumhe hot deserts Mein Nahi milegi jitani Yahaan mountain tops par milti hai..

Main - This is crazy..

Snow-We even have internet..

Main-No way..

Abeer-Yeah.. What the hell.

Snow-It kinda works very good..

Tab wahaan hall Mein entry lee ek shaks ne age rahi hohi uski 45 - 50 k aas pass hatta katta banda tha Ekdum. Uppar se ek ajeeb saa gown pehna tha ussne.. Usko dekhte he Snow niche jukhi ab main or Abeer snow ko ghurrein..

Snow-Bow down idiots..

Ye sun hum bhi fataak se niche baithey..

"At Ease.."

Ussne ye bola apni commanding voice mein toh Snow uthi or uske piche piche hum uthey..

"You can go Snow."

Snow-Thanks Master..

Snow fir jukhi or waapis nikal gayi.. Ab hum dono ussko ghurrein..

"My Name Is Boe"..

Main-AP..

Boe-Please sit..

Hum dono wahaan lakdi ki chairs par baithey humare Saamne woh baitha..

Boe-I know you have lots of questions..

Main-A lot lot..

Boe-So main kuch bataata hun tumhe jisase Tumhaare sab Jawaab mill jaayenge.. So You ever heard the Word "The League".. Suna hai kabhi League k baare Mein.. Abeer ne toh definitely suna hoga..

Main-Yeah maine bhi suna hai..

Boe-Tell me something about that..

Main-I mean Asia's biggest underground syndicate hai woh.. Wohlog Asia ko rule karte hain ek hissab se.. But ye juth bhi ho shakta hai kyunki iska proof kuch nahi hai.. So ho shakta league kuch ho he nahi..

Boe - Ye toh sach nahi hai.

Main-Kyun??

Boe-Kyunki tum League k headquarters Mein baithey ho filhaal..

Ye sun laga mujhe jhatka bhayaanak, Abeer ko toh or bhayaanak...Humlog turant apni chairs par se uthey..

Main-What??

Boe- Yeah.. You are sitting in Asia's most dangerous place..

Main-Noooo.. Ab samjha.. Ussne aisa kyun bola tha ki Woh Asia k biggest syndicate kaa ek chota saa member hai.. Woh league ki Baat kar raha tha.. Dafukkk..

Boe-Yeah..

Main-Listen i know Humne ye sab dekh liya hai but i promise you Humein Yahaan se Jaane do kissi ko kuch bhi nahi bataunga.. I promise.. Please..

Boe-But AP kya scahmein tum Jaana caahtey ho Yahaan se?? Kya lagta hai kabtak jinda reh paaoge aise??

Sahi tha woh bahot sahi jyaada time nahi tha mere pass maximum 1 month tha mere pass or woh bhi bahot he painful nikalta mere liye..To be honest I didn't want to die.. Itana easily nahi marrna chaahta tha main..

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The New Chapter Or An Old One.

Update-133(The Past - 1 How It All Started)


Flashback:-

Ye sab Suru hua uss din jiss din main bahot kuch kho chuka tha mere life ki most important part Riya ne mujhe just dump kardiya tha woh bhi bahot kuch Keh ke.. Lets get back to that..

"Main Riya ko apne se durr jaatey hue dekhta raha mera sirr bahot jorrse dard kar raha tha mujhe chakkar aane lage they main turant gaadi mein aaya paani ki bottle thi andar maine jeb se 3 pills nikaal ke leli .....baarish suru hogayi thi or main seat par he girrgaya tha thodi derr shaanti caahiye thi mereko maybe behonsh hogaya yaa sogaya yaa pills kaa Assar tha, main pata nahi kabtak behonsh raha ....mujhe tab honsh aaya jab kissi ne car kaa darwaaja knock kiya Maine halke-2 aankhe kholi toh dekha ki koi aadmi khadda hai rain coat pehne halki-2 baarish chaalu thi or usne sirr se paaon takk raincoat odhrakha tha....Maine thoda saa sishaa khola...


Main-kya haibe. .


Aadmi-aap theek toh hain...?


Main-kyun ...?


Aadmi-nahi kaafi time se aap andar he hain mujhe laga kuch hogaya...?


Main-toh usme tere Baap kaa kya jaata haibe nikal idhar se...


Aadmi-ohh!sorry to disturb sir...main ye business cards distribute karta hun sir company k...please have 1 sir...


Main-kya fancy dress company hai kya...??


Aadmi-are nahi sir ...


Main-toh ye shaktimaan k kilwish waali dress kyun pehni hai...


Aadmi-nice sense of humour sir...humlog loggon ki maddad kartey hain sir ...ye lijiye....


Ye bol usne mujhe ek card diya Maine usko ek baar dekha or aage dashboard par rakhdiya...woh bhi chala gaya...or main firse aaj hui ghatnaaon k baare mein sochney laga. (Update - 250. Part 1)..


Toh woh business card uss time toh mujhe normal laga like simple saaa seedha.. Isliye maine uspar likha kuch bhi nahi padha and uske Baad maine cd bar Mein Jaake Riya k gum Mein daru pee like bahot jyaada daru..

Uss time mujhe maalum nahi tha ki ye visiting card meri jindagi badal dega.. Kuch din Baad jab main dobara Gaadi Mein tha tab achanak se mera Dhyaan gaya is card k Uppar bada ajeeb tha bc ye what the fuck.. Bahot he cool card tha..

"Need Help?
Come to Us?
We are only here to help people like you.."

Maine kaha kissi psychiatrist doctor ka advertising hoga.. Lekin woh card still sense nahi bana raha tha koi aisa card kaise bana shakta hai.. Then maine baareeki se dekha toh usme ek website link tha what the fuck.. Maine turant mobile Mein Woh link daala toh ek chatroom khull gaya, jisme 2 bandey he they 1 main or dusara jiska Naam tha usme Stranger..Mujhe laga koi gandu troll kar raha hai.. Main ek lambi chaudi Gaali type kar raha tha usme lekin usase Pehle ek message aaya jisse dekh meri aankhein bahaar aagayi.. Jisme likha tha "Hi AP".. Ye maadarchod ko kaise pata main kon hun.. Fir mujhe laga koi hoga software dikhta hoga kuch.. But then maine usase pucha ki tujhe kaise maalum kon hun main.. Then aage ki chats kuch aise thi..

Stranger - Mujhe sab pata hai AP.

Main-Jaise..

Stranger - Jaise tum abhi apni Gaadi Mein baithe ho school ki parking Mein or apne friends kaa wait kar rahe ho yaa yun kahun apne brothers ka.

Meri gand fatt gayi ye kon hai maadarchod parking underground thi or parking Mein main akela tha Iss maadarchod ko kaise maalum.


Stranger - Or sabse important mujhe ye bhi pata hai ki tum kiss cheej se ladd rahe ho.. Or haar rahe ho..

Main-Matlab..

Stranger-Stop lying AP ye tumhe bhi pata hai ki tum andar he andar Marr rahe ho Vertigo tumhe khohala kar raha hai beshak tum bahaar se cool ban rahe ho beshak Tumhaari medical reports normal hain lekin deep inside tumhe pata hai ki you are dying AP..

Bhenchod ye ho kya raha hai i know ye sach tha 100% sach i was dying at that point vertigo pills mujhe bus kuch seconds k liye better feel karwa rahi thi.. Main bahaar se khuss tha mera dimag bullet train se seedha rocket ship ban gayaa tha main sab kuch figure out kar paa raha tha easily.. Mujhe sab easy lag raha tha Surendra ek chota bacha lag raha tha mujhe or mujhe pata tha main harra he dunga usse.. Lekin in sab k bich main Marr raha tha like majaak nahi seriously main Marr raha tha or mera dimag ye baar baar suggest kar raha tha ki main Marr raha hun but mujhe hua kuch nahi tha sab theek tha.. But mera dimag uss time itana teji tha woh future bata raha tha mujhe mera.. Or ye bahot bhayaanak tha I know main AP tha but mout se bhalla kisko darr nahi lagega.. Main marrna nahi chaahta tha itana easy toh nahi no way..


Stranger - What happened?? Shocked ho?? Dont worry itana easily nahi marroge tum. You are something else AP Belive that you are a superhuman.. You are made for something special so you can't die like that.. Thats why i am here, to help you.. Tell me AP do you need my help?? I promise you there is not a single doctor in this entire world that can save you.. You can check it yourself no one has ever recovered from Vertigo. But you can and you will.

Main-How?? Who are you??

Stranger-That is not important AP I am just a little member of Biggest syndicate in Asia.. MY name is MOGUI.. If you want to live then come here..

Uske Baad ek location k coordinates they.. Who the fuck is this and what the fuck is happening.. Maine woh location check ki toh location dekh meri or gand fatt gayi kyunki location thi Nepal k ek chote se village Dughla ki jiska Naam Maine Pehli baar suna tha ab waise toh main wahaan bilkul nahi Jaata lekin jiss hissab se Uss stranger ne merese Baat ki thi uss hissab se mera Jaana jaruri tha.. I know ye ek stupid choice thi but I didn't have any other options kyunki duniya kaa koi bhi hospital meri bimari ko theek karne ki Haan nahi bol raha tha i didn't know what the fuck was going on sab assumptions par chal rahe they.. Ab mere pass wahaan Jaane k alaawa koi option nahi tha jyaada se jyaada kya hoga?? Maar denge mujhe?? Marr toh waise bhi raha he hun main so it doesn't make any difference.. So main wait kar raha tha ab Surendra k end hone kaa kyunki usko Chhod k nahi Jaa shakta tha main isliye uske liye or jaldbaaji ki maine.. Abeer ko bataaya maine ye sab usse bhi vishwaash nahi hua but again option wahi tha. Ghar waalon ko batata toh kabhi nahi Jaane detey mujhe.. Isliye jo they main or Abeer he they.. Isliye Surendra ka end karke Main or Abeer nikale ghar se kissi ko kuch nahi pata tha even guards takk ko pata nahi chala hum kab bahaar gaye.. Mobile wagairaah sab Chhod diya tha ghar par.. Ghar se seedhe city ki side aae paidal he wahaan se auto liya bus stand k liye and humlog bus stand se seedha bus leke Delhi pohanchey..Kyunki Delhi se direct Kathmandu k liye train thi.. Advance Mein bookings wagairaah kuch nahi karwaya tha kyunki Humein hidden he Jaana tha.. Humlog ko New Delhi se train milli Kathmandu k liye Woh journey 7 hours ki thi or humlog itana thakk gaye they ki train Mein baithtey he so gaye mujhe Abeer ne uthaya toh Kathmandu Aa chuka tha humlog wahaan uttare checking wagairaah hui wahaan. Nepal basically India he hai not a big deal. Subah 8 baje humlog Kathmandu Railway station se bahaar nikale.. Yahaan se ab Humein almost 120km Jaana tha ab thankfully Humein wahaan currency convertor mill gaya easily language Bhi understandable thi mostly log tutti futti English and Hindi bol rahe they.. Wahaan se Humein ek taxi mili jo Humein location se 3 km piche utaar degi.. View kaafi amazing tha wahaan kaa durr se mountains kaa view bc Ekdum sick tha.. It was pretty lit.. Duniya Mein roads aage jaate hain Yahaan maadarchod Uppar ki taraf Jaa rahe they.. Side Mein Badi badi khayi(ditch) thi bhenchod or hum Uppar he jaate jarahe they.. Mountains mostly snow se he dhakke hue they..

Driver-How you got permit??

Main-Permit??

Driver-Permit kaisa milla tum..

Main-Permit what permit??

Driver-Permit to climb mount everest.. Uppar Jaane k liye permit hota government give you.. Woh kaise milla?

Main-Mount everest what the fuck. A jaanwar kya bol raha hai ye..

Driver-Arrey Dughla Mein jaaoge toh Everest chaddne k vaastey jaayega naa?? Udhar or koi nahi Jaata.. Only people go there to climb mount everest Dughla is starting point basically.. Or kuch nahi hai udhar..

Abeer-Iski Maa kaa mount everest bhenchod ye kya bakchodi hai be AP.. Bhosdk dangerous hai tere sath aana ye bola tha tune bhenchod mount everest he climb karni padegi ye naa maalum tha..

Main-Bhosdk mujhe Lund pata hai.. Or aise he chadha Jaata hoga Everest bc laash bhi naa mille gi...

Woh driver ne socha hum bhenchod chutiye hain or chup chaap Gaadi chalane laga..Mujhe pata tha ye gaon Himalayas range Mein Hai but ye nahi maalum tha.. What the fuck bhenchod mount everest dafukkk...


Bhenchod maano Gaadi Mein he pahaad chadd rahe hon humlog what the fuck.. Finally humlog apni desired location par pohanchey wahaan uttare Dughla Yahaan se seedha tha almost 3 kms.. Ye ek chota saa kasba tha like 6-7 ghar ek restaurant and 2 hotels, bus ye tha wahaan.. Humne Khaana khaaya wahaan or wahaan se bhi Humein pata chal ki Dughla Mein keval log Mount everest chaddney yaa dekhne jaate hain toh Humne kaha hum dekhne he jaarahe hain durr se.. Bhenchod samjh kuch nahi aaraha tha lekin curiosity itani thi ki bus abtoh Jaana he hai..

Ab dhoop nikal aai thi toh shardi nahi thi utani.. Humne paidal chalna suru kiya views bahot he gajab they but uss time main views nahi dekh raha tha gand fatti paddi thi kya hone waala hai kya nahi.. Or finally humlog Dughla pohanchey toh bhenchod ye bhi ek chota saa gaon he tha 15 buildings Hongi total wahaan par sab lakadi ki traditional Nepali buildings thi..

Abeer-Abe Yahaan Aa toh gaye kiske pass Jaana Hai kyun Jaana Hai?? Kaise Jaana Hai..

Main-Chal puchlenge.. Aage toh Aa Yahaan se kaise puchega..

Abeer-Bhenchod woh dekh woh mount everest hogi haina?? Bc itana close wtf..

Main-Arrey gand ki mount everest bhosdk.. Yahaan gand marri paddi hai...

"AP"...

Main-Kon hai bc? ?

Main Piche mudda toh ek bahot he cute c ladki khaddi thi..

Main - Sorry maine dekha nahi.. Ek second what the fuck tum mera Naam kaise jaanti ho??

Ladki-Hi Myself Snow. Mujhe tumhe receive karne bheja gaya hai..

Main-Haan lekin Jaana Kahaan hai??

Ladki-Are you well fed?? Khaana theek se khaaya hai? Because it's a long journey..

Main-Yeah.. We good.. But Jaana Kahaan hai??

Ladki-Follow me..

Main-A listen mount everest toh nahi chaddna haina??

Snow-Are you insane?? Woh impossible hain yun tum jaison k liye.. Now follow me.

Ussne ek bag taanga tha or humare aage aage chalne lagi woh..

Snow-Woh dekh rahe ho apne piche woh bada saa pole..

Main-Yeah..

Snow-Woh Mount Everest kaa main trekking point hai..4 kms hai Yahaan se woh.. Mostly log wahin se Uppar Jaana suru karte hain kyunki sabse easy woh hai.. Pehle 4 raaste hotey they ab bus 2 he hain government ne bandh kardiye Baaki.. Dono raaste ussi taraf se he hain.

Main-Nice.. Mere kya kaam aaega woh??

Snow-General knowledge.. Ab hum jarahe hain Jahaan wahaan Jaana allowed nahi hai even jo ye mountain k Uppar tum chal rahe ho Yahaan agar Tumhaare sath main nahi hoti toh abtak tumhe tranquilizer bullets se behosh kardiya gaya hota..

Main-Good To know..

Snow -Hum basically everest k piche jaayenge..

Main-What the fuck..

Snow-Yeah don't worry Uppar nahi Jaana Hai..

Main-Ye itana secretively kya hai??

Snow-Pata chal jaayega..

Humlog kaafi durr takk paidal chalte rahe ab toh snow aani suru hogayi thi pairon talle ek hisaab se humlog Uppar he chadd rahe they but easily...niche baraf aai toh bc chaddney Mein or gand fattne lagi thi ab.. Pata nahi Uss ladki k shoes sahi they yaa woh Humse better thi but woh kaafi easily jaarahi thi Rojj kaa kaam hoga iska bc . Or gajab Baat ye thi ki bhenchod abtak mujhe ek single banda naa dikha tha Yahaan par.. Snow jyaada he hoti jaarahi thi bc knees takk pair dhassne lage they..

Snow - Come on guys hurry up..

Main-A snow madam ye Yahaan ki snow Humein aane nahi derahi hai sorry..

Snow-Don't worry thoda aage chalke kam hojaaegi ye.. Everest ki wajah se aage snowfall nahi hota.. Bus 25 minutes more..

Ab woh Humse kaafi aage chal rahi thi..

Abeer-Bhai what the fuck is going on.. Gand fatt gayi chall chall k..

Main-No idea bhenchod.. But option nahi hai kuch ab..

Finally baraf khatam hui bhenchod or mountains nikal aae pairon talle.. Thankgod.. Humlog wahin girr paddey toh humare 4on taraf hills he hills thi hum niche they 4on taraf hills he thi.. Tab mujhe wahan kuch dikha or ek cheeej dikhi toh maine kuch or dhunda and then maine kuch or dhunda..

Main-A snow.. Ye snipers kaa kya kaam idhar..

Snow - You are smart i give you that.. Tumhe sniper Kahaan dikha..

Main-Woh Uppar Saamne hill k Uppar white suit pehen k leta hai uski gun kaa barell dikha mujhe..

Snow-Nice woh akela nahi hai or bhi hain Yahaan..

Main-I know 8 to be exact.. 3 uske left Mein Hain 2 apne piche waali hill par.. Or Baaki k 2 apne right Mein sabse unchi hill k Uppar udhar..

Ye sun woh shocked reh gayi..

Snow - You are good.. Very good..

Main-I know..

Snow-Ye trespassers k liye hain koi aise he naa chala aae..

Main-Cool.. Very cool..

Snow-1 miss kardiya tumne by the way..

Main-Yeah i know lekin woh sniper nahi hai woh binoculars se najar rakhe hue hai.. So he doesn't count.. Wait a second she doesn't count.. Ladki hai..

Ab Snow ki fatti gand Bhaag k uthi woh..

Snow-How do?? How do you know??

Main-I am smart..

Snow-Still itana easily..

Main-Very Very very smart..

Continued..
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