Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

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Update-136(Planning)

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Ami-Boss.. Boss..so Gaye kya..

Main-Na naa kuch soch raha tha kya hua??

Ami-Tiffins aagaye hain. Aao dinner kartey hain..

Aaj 5th din tha Humein roorkee aae or Yahaan rehtey hue.. Yahaan hum badhiya se settle hogaye they kissi ko koi shakk nahi hua tha or in 5 din Mein main Iss Ghar se bahaar 4 baar he gaya tha, because main entrance test k liye padh raha tha bahot Saari books padh daali thi maine or entrance test main easily clear kar dene waala tha.. Bus main issue tha mere pass half documents original nahi they but uska ilaaj bhi tha mere pass in 5 din Mein 4 dafa main Jo main bahaar gaya tha woh issi ki planning k liye gaya tha...

Main Ami and Chang Dinner k liye baithey sabse best Baat ek ye thi ki Yahaan Khaana mere pait ko pasand aagaya tha jo bahot kam hota hai mere sath..

Ami-So boss kya plan hai college k liye??

Main-Principal ko set karunga..

Ami - Dafukk.. Gay ho kya??

Main-Na jaanwar set matlab bottle Mein utaarunga..

Chang-Or woh kaise karenge Sir aap.. Ghar baithe baithe..

Main-Tu toh chup he reh chutiye tereko pata hai 4 baar gharse bahaar gaya hun main keval ye principal k liye he planning karne samjha?? Online offline sab research ki hai uske Uppar even Ami ko uske ghar k aas pass bhi bheja for details. Uski wife same college Mein Senior proffessor hai kaafi Pehle se and uski beti or beta dono wahinch padhtey hain.. Uski beti hot and rude hai and uska beta ego Mein fansa ek noob bakchod.. Principal or uski wife dono ko he physics bahot jyaada pasand hai bahot jyaada isliye maine Pehle socha tha chemistry k liye entrance test dedun lekin ab phsyics par he aagaya principal Yahaan Humse aage jo colony hai wahaan rehta hai bungalow number 4 paidal 7 minutes lagtey hain wahaan Jaane Mein Woh rojj subah 6.30 baje wahaan Park Mein exercise k liye aata hai Saturday Sunday ko uski wife bhi sath aati hai.. Apne sath woh apne society k youngsters ko bhi yoga karwata hai..

Chang-Isme tumhara plan kya hai..

Main-kal subah sath chalna dikha dunga.. Basically main uske Saamne unnoticed ek physics kaa genius banke jaaunga like bhagwan k barabar in physics.. Itana gyaan bharr liya hai maine ki chutiya logon ko Saari ummar naa aaega.. Woh gyan baant dunga bus tu dekhte rehna..

Chang - Agar ye plan bhi work kar gaya toh main maan lunga Aajkal log chutiya he hogaye hain..

Main-Jallta hai Sala.. Tu jaa naa khud job dhundle koi fir mujhe jarurat naa padegi..

Chang--Kya karun?? Logon k ghar k bahaar jaake puchun a bhai tereko kissi ko tapkaana hai toh boldey abhi tapkaadunga contract killer hun main or abhi Yahaan new hun toh 15% discount dunga harr dead body k Uppar..

Ami-Lol..

Main-Chup be gandu..Sojaa jaake.. Or bhosdk ye meri track pant hai nikaal dena isko..

Chang - New nahi aaegi tabtak meri he hai ye..

Main-Fuck you..

Main apne room mein aaya or physics ki 9th book finish karke soya. Ji Haan Yahaan aane k Baad main 9 physics ki books padh chuka hun jo mujhe almost 20000 ki paddi hain.. Or gajab baat maalum kya hai maine ek bhi book k notes nahi banaae ek word bhi naa likha even book Mein Bhi tick mark nahi kiye kyunki brand new ka new bechdunga books ko waapis and also notes and tick marks ki jarurat nahi hai mujhe, ek baar jo cheej mere dimag Mein gayi woh bus gayi.. Or isase ek acha kaam ye hua main Haryana ko bhull gaya kuch time k liye jo achi Baat thi..

Next day as usual main utha subah 6 baje turant fresh hua or hath munh dhoke bahaar aaya or net 6.15 par main uss park Mein pohancha Jahaan woh principal aata tha.. Aaj Saturday tha toh uski wife bhi aane waali thi.. Main wahaan gaya ek chakkar lagaya toh park k bichon bich woh bache baithe they jo Iss Principal k sath yoga kartey hain bache se mera matlab hai 11th, 12th yaa first year waale bache.. 10-12 they wohlog jisme se 5 toh 2nd year k they jo maalum hai mujhe kal suni thi inki baatein.. Ab main ghumta hua unke pass tha or apni turn kaa wait kar raha tha. Mujhe bus ek science kaa word sunana tha unke munh se or ussi par aage Jaata main.. Tab umein se ek ladka bola Astronaut or aage jo kuch bhi bola woh maine suna he nahi mujhe word mill gaya tha..

Main-Hello guys..

Ladka-Hello bhaiya..

Main-I heard you guys talk about astronauts..

Ladka-Hahaha.. Ye Sharma haina isko Astrophysicist banana hai..

Main-Interesting.. Tumhe bhi??

Ladka-Nahi we hate physics..

Main-Arrey Waah yahi change kartey hain aaj listen kon kon hai jo physics ko pasand nahi karta hai woh mere right Mein aajao or Baaki mere left Mein..

Toh bhenchod pasand karne waali side 3 he bandey they or dussri side 8..waah tumhari Maa ki chut.. Lekin koi nahi seh lenge thoda ab maine dekha main gate se woh principal or uski wife andar aaye yoga se Pehle woh yahan rounds lagaaenge or woh tha time mere pass main thoda loudly bola..

Main-So guys tumhe nahi maalum tumlog kya miss kar rahe ho you don't have a idea how beautiful physics is... 4 days main 4 din kaa time deta hun tumhe 4 din daily subah main 15 minutes just 15 minutes main physics padhaaunga or 75% of you yaani tum 8 Mein se 6 bandey physics ko leke apna decision change karlenge or isko interesting banaane k liye ek bet rakhte hain agar main kamyaab nahi hua toh main tum sabko treat dunga or hogaya toh tumlog mujhe..

Ladka-Done.. Dona done done.. Done.. Kyun guys..

Sab-Yeah..

Main-Then let's start shall we?? Baitho.. Physics lovers ek side and physics haters ek side.

Wohlog baithey niche ghaas Mein or main baitha bench k Uppar.. Principal ne mujhe notice karliya tha jab woh mere pass se nikala tha or uska interest catch bhi kiya maine

Main-Sabse Pehle Astrophysics ki he baat kartey hain.. Pata hai astrophysics kya hoti hai?? Iska matlab hota hai in short Physics or chemistry k law use karke humlog stars ki planets ki Galaxies ki nebulae ki etcetera ki birth, life and death ko explain kartey hain samjhe?? Ek time tha jab tum jaise log raat ko sotey they and sochtey they wow stars how beautiful.. Woh mere dadaji hain woh meri dadiji woh mere dada k papa woh meri dadi ki bua k fufa.. Kartey they naa?? Arrey woh dekho star tutta wish maanganey do kya maanga? 10-10 waali chocolates??

Ye sun wohlog hans paddey..

Main-Tab stars ko itana he samjhtey they.. Arrey Waah woh star dekho Kitana bright hai wow.. Lekin ye sab kyun tha ye nahi pata tha tum sabko right?? Tumlog woh dairy milk Mein busy they.. But Astrophysics ne ye sab possible kardiya ki stars k sath ye sab kyun or kaise hota hai samjhe..Ye sab questions k Jawaab diye astrophysics ne..

Woh principal just aake mere left Mein khadda tha Yoga kaa time hogaya tha uska lekin ussne meri baaton Mein interest lena suru kiya tha and then uski wife bhi aagayi thi wahaan.


Main-Ye hoti hai astrophysics ab jyaada kuch nahi hota books k andar hajaaro definitions hain bus tumhe yahi Yaad rakhna hai it deals with birth life and death of stars, Planets, galaxies and Nebulae.. Ab iske 2 bhai behen hotey hain sagge nahi Cacha tau k ladke lagaalo.. 1st hota hai Astronomy and 2nd Cosmology.. Astronomy bole toh apna maapne waala ye woh system hai jisme Inn sab ki positions, luminosities and motions ko measure kartey hain samjhe only ye.. Then Cosmology bole toh in sab ki physical theories bus itana Yaad rakhna hai tumko just simple... Or kuch nahi same definition likh k aao exams Mein Koi number Kaat le toh mujhe bolna..

Ladka4-Bhaiya 15 minutes ho gaye..

Teri maa ki chut dalle saale maadarchod.. Gandu sach kahun toh beshak main koi teacher nahi hun but maine unmein se mostly ladkon ko baandh liya tha unka interest halka saa toh bana tha and even woh principal or uski wife kaa bhi..

Main-Ok then homework..

Ladka-Arrey nahi sir physics kaa homework college waala he bada musqill se hota Hai Yahaan kaise hoga.. Hath dukh gaye likhtey-2

Main-Jo likhne kaa kaam detey haina physics Mein Woh bawle teachers hotey hain mera kaam Suno 2 movies hain 1st Clara 2018 and second hai The Big Everything 2015.. Inmein se koi bhi ek dekh k aana kal.. dono he apne topic ki hain . Ye homework toh chalega..

Sab-(Chilaake) Yes sir..

Main-Ok then kal miltey hain guys..

Ye bol main utha wahaan se mudda principal ki side unko ishare se good morning bola unhone reply diya and then maine juth muth ki earphones lagaai lekin chalaya kuch nahi or wahaan rounds kaatne laga.. Unki Baat sunani thi mujhe.. Woh principal gaya un students k pass..

Princ-Kon hain ye??

Ladka1-Pata nahi cachu kuch din se aa rahe hain Yahaan aaj humlog Baat kar rahe they ki physics kitani boring hai toh ye debate Mein shamil hogaye challenge diya hai Humein ki 4 din Mein Humein aisa banaadenge ki physics k Naam se he hum raaji hojaaenge..

Princ-Achaa tumhe bhalla kon physics se raaji karwaa shakta hai..

Ladka-But cachu he is good..

Princ-Haan dekha maine.. Lets go now yoga time..

Ab mera kaam hua khatam Lund mera or walk karega wahaan.. Main waapis aaya or aake so gaya.. Bus aajka kaam hogaya, utha main 11 baje nahaaya dhoya tabtak lunch time hogaya tha lunch kiya and then mobile Mein physics padhne laga books bachi nahi thi ye books bechke aaj new leke aaega Chang.. Toh time he time tha.. Pura din physics Mein nikaala maine bhenchod physics bahot lambi chaudi haibe.. Iski Maa kaa shaaki naaka..

Khair mera plan chal jaayega 100% students par chale naa chale principal k Uppar chal jaayega for sure.. Or wahi chaahiye tha mereko..

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[Chinturocky]

So he became genius of physics.

 

[DAIVIK-RAJ]

Update-136(Planning)

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Ami-Boss.. Boss..so Gaye kya..

Main-Na naa kuch soch raha tha kya hua??

Ami-Tiffins aagaye hain. Aao dinner kartey hain..

Aaj 5th din tha Humein roorkee aae or Yahaan rehtey hue.. Yahaan hum badhiya se settle hogaye they kissi ko koi shakk nahi hua tha or in 5 din Mein main Iss Ghar se bahaar 4 baar he gaya tha, because main entrance test k liye padh raha tha bahot Saari books padh daali thi maine or entrance test main easily clear kar dene waala tha.. Bus main issue tha mere pass half documents original nahi they but uska ilaaj bhi tha mere pass in 5 din Mein 4 dafa main Jo main bahaar gaya tha woh issi ki planning k liye gaya tha...

Main Ami and Chang Dinner k liye baithey sabse best Baat ek ye thi ki Yahaan Khaana mere pait ko pasand aagaya tha jo bahot kam hota hai mere sath..

Ami-So boss kya plan hai college k liye??

Main-Principal ko set karunga..

Ami - Dafukk.. Gay ho kya??

Main-Na jaanwar set matlab bottle Mein utaarunga..

Chang-Or woh kaise karenge Sir aap.. Ghar baithe baithe..

Main-Tu toh chup he reh chutiye tereko pata hai 4 baar gharse bahaar gaya hun main keval ye principal k liye he planning karne samjha?? Online offline sab research ki hai uske Uppar even Ami ko uske ghar k aas pass bhi bheja for details. Uski wife same college Mein Senior proffessor hai kaafi Pehle se and uski beti or beta dono wahinch padhtey hain.. Uski beti hot and rude hai and uska beta ego Mein fansa ek noob bakchod.. Principal or uski wife dono ko he physics bahot jyaada pasand hai bahot jyaada isliye maine Pehle socha tha chemistry k liye entrance test dedun lekin ab phsyics par he aagaya principal Yahaan Humse aage jo colony hai wahaan rehta hai bungalow number 4 paidal 7 minutes lagtey hain wahaan Jaane Mein Woh rojj subah 6.30 baje wahaan Park Mein exercise k liye aata hai Saturday Sunday ko uski wife bhi sath aati hai.. Apne sath woh apne society k youngsters ko bhi yoga karwata hai..

Chang-Isme tumhara plan kya hai..

Main-kal subah sath chalna dikha dunga.. Basically main uske Saamne unnoticed ek physics kaa genius banke jaaunga like bhagwan k barabar in physics.. Itana gyaan bharr liya hai maine ki chutiya logon ko Saari ummar naa aaega.. Woh gyan baant dunga bus tu dekhte rehna..

Chang - Agar ye plan bhi work kar gaya toh main maan lunga Aajkal log chutiya he hogaye hain..

Main-Jallta hai Sala.. Tu jaa naa khud job dhundle koi fir mujhe jarurat naa padegi..

Chang--Kya karun?? Logon k ghar k bahaar jaake puchun a bhai tereko kissi ko tapkaana hai toh boldey abhi tapkaadunga contract killer hun main or abhi Yahaan new hun toh 15% discount dunga harr dead body k Uppar..

Ami-Lol..

Main-Chup be gandu..Sojaa jaake.. Or bhosdk ye meri track pant hai nikaal dena isko..

Chang - New nahi aaegi tabtak meri he hai ye..

Main-Fuck you..

Main apne room mein aaya or physics ki 9th book finish karke soya. Ji Haan Yahaan aane k Baad main 9 physics ki books padh chuka hun jo mujhe almost 20000 ki paddi hain.. Or gajab baat maalum kya hai maine ek bhi book k notes nahi banaae ek word bhi naa likha even book Mein Bhi tick mark nahi kiye kyunki brand new ka new bechdunga books ko waapis and also notes and tick marks ki jarurat nahi hai mujhe, ek baar jo cheej mere dimag Mein gayi woh bus gayi.. Or isase ek acha kaam ye hua main Haryana ko bhull gaya kuch time k liye jo achi Baat thi..

Next day as usual main utha subah 6 baje turant fresh hua or hath munh dhoke bahaar aaya or net 6.15 par main uss park Mein pohancha Jahaan woh principal aata tha.. Aaj Saturday tha toh uski wife bhi aane waali thi.. Main wahaan gaya ek chakkar lagaya toh park k bichon bich woh bache baithe they jo Iss Principal k sath yoga kartey hain bache se mera matlab hai 11th, 12th yaa first year waale bache.. 10-12 they wohlog jisme se 5 toh 2nd year k they jo maalum hai mujhe kal suni thi inki baatein.. Ab main ghumta hua unke pass tha or apni turn kaa wait kar raha tha. Mujhe bus ek science kaa word sunana tha unke munh se or ussi par aage Jaata main.. Tab umein se ek ladka bola Astronaut or aage jo kuch bhi bola woh maine suna he nahi mujhe word mill gaya tha..

Main-Hello guys..

Ladka-Hello bhaiya..

Main-I heard you guys talk about astronauts..

Ladka-Hahaha.. Ye Sharma haina isko Astrophysicist banana hai..

Main-Interesting.. Tumhe bhi??

Ladka-Nahi we hate physics..

Main-Arrey Waah yahi change kartey hain aaj listen kon kon hai jo physics ko pasand nahi karta hai woh mere right Mein aajao or Baaki mere left Mein..

Toh bhenchod pasand karne waali side 3 he bandey they or dussri side 8..waah tumhari Maa ki chut.. Lekin koi nahi seh lenge thoda ab maine dekha main gate se woh principal or uski wife andar aaye yoga se Pehle woh yahan rounds lagaaenge or woh tha time mere pass main thoda loudly bola..

Main-So guys tumhe nahi maalum tumlog kya miss kar rahe ho you don't have a idea how beautiful physics is... 4 days main 4 din kaa time deta hun tumhe 4 din daily subah main 15 minutes just 15 minutes main physics padhaaunga or 75% of you yaani tum 8 Mein se 6 bandey physics ko leke apna decision change karlenge or isko interesting banaane k liye ek bet rakhte hain agar main kamyaab nahi hua toh main tum sabko treat dunga or hogaya toh tumlog mujhe..

Ladka-Done.. Dona done done.. Done.. Kyun guys..

Sab-Yeah..

Main-Then let's start shall we?? Baitho.. Physics lovers ek side and physics haters ek side.

Wohlog baithey niche ghaas Mein or main baitha bench k Uppar.. Principal ne mujhe notice karliya tha jab woh mere pass se nikala tha or uska interest catch bhi kiya maine

Main-Sabse Pehle Astrophysics ki he baat kartey hain.. Pata hai astrophysics kya hoti hai?? Iska matlab hota hai in short Physics or chemistry k law use karke humlog stars ki planets ki Galaxies ki nebulae ki etcetera ki birth, life and death ko explain kartey hain samjhe?? Ek time tha jab tum jaise log raat ko sotey they and sochtey they wow stars how beautiful.. Woh mere dadaji hain woh meri dadiji woh mere dada k papa woh meri dadi ki bua k fufa.. Kartey they naa?? Arrey woh dekho star tutta wish maanganey do kya maanga? 10-10 waali chocolates??

Ye sun wohlog hans paddey..

Main-Tab stars ko itana he samjhtey they.. Arrey Waah woh star dekho Kitana bright hai wow.. Lekin ye sab kyun tha ye nahi pata tha tum sabko right?? Tumlog woh dairy milk Mein busy they.. But Astrophysics ne ye sab possible kardiya ki stars k sath ye sab kyun or kaise hota hai samjhe..Ye sab questions k Jawaab diye astrophysics ne..

Woh principal just aake mere left Mein khadda tha Yoga kaa time hogaya tha uska lekin ussne meri baaton Mein interest lena suru kiya tha and then uski wife bhi aagayi thi wahaan.


Main-Ye hoti hai astrophysics ab jyaada kuch nahi hota books k andar hajaaro definitions hain bus tumhe yahi Yaad rakhna hai it deals with birth life and death of stars, Planets, galaxies and Nebulae.. Ab iske 2 bhai behen hotey hain sagge nahi Cacha tau k ladke lagaalo.. 1st hota hai Astronomy and 2nd Cosmology.. Astronomy bole toh apna maapne waala ye woh system hai jisme Inn sab ki positions, luminosities and motions ko measure kartey hain samjhe only ye.. Then Cosmology bole toh in sab ki physical theories bus itana Yaad rakhna hai tumko just simple... Or kuch nahi same definition likh k aao exams Mein Koi number Kaat le toh mujhe bolna..

Ladka4-Bhaiya 15 minutes ho gaye..

Teri maa ki chut dalle saale maadarchod.. Gandu sach kahun toh beshak main koi teacher nahi hun but maine unmein se mostly ladkon ko baandh liya tha unka interest halka saa toh bana tha and even woh principal or uski wife kaa bhi..

Main-Ok then homework..

Ladka-Arrey nahi sir physics kaa homework college waala he bada musqill se hota Hai Yahaan kaise hoga.. Hath dukh gaye likhtey-2

Main-Jo likhne kaa kaam detey haina physics Mein Woh bawle teachers hotey hain mera kaam Suno 2 movies hain 1st Clara 2018 and second hai The Big Everything 2015.. Inmein se koi bhi ek dekh k aana kal.. dono he apne topic ki hain . Ye homework toh chalega..

Sab-(Chilaake) Yes sir..

Main-Ok then kal miltey hain guys..

Ye bol main utha wahaan se mudda principal ki side unko ishare se good morning bola unhone reply diya and then maine juth muth ki earphones lagaai lekin chalaya kuch nahi or wahaan rounds kaatne laga.. Unki Baat sunani thi mujhe.. Woh principal gaya un students k pass..

Princ-Kon hain ye??

Ladka1-Pata nahi cachu kuch din se aa rahe hain Yahaan aaj humlog Baat kar rahe they ki physics kitani boring hai toh ye debate Mein shamil hogaye challenge diya hai Humein ki 4 din Mein Humein aisa banaadenge ki physics k Naam se he hum raaji hojaaenge..

Princ-Achaa tumhe bhalla kon physics se raaji karwaa shakta hai..

Ladka-But cachu he is good..

Princ-Haan dekha maine.. Lets go now yoga time..

Ab mera kaam hua khatam Lund mera or walk karega wahaan.. Main waapis aaya or aake so gaya.. Bus aajka kaam hogaya, utha main 11 baje nahaaya dhoya tabtak lunch time hogaya tha lunch kiya and then mobile Mein physics padhne laga books bachi nahi thi ye books bechke aaj new leke aaega Chang.. Toh time he time tha.. Pura din physics Mein nikaala maine bhenchod physics bahot lambi chaudi haibe.. Iski Maa kaa shaaki naaka..

Khair mera plan chal jaayega 100% students par chale naa chale principal k Uppar chal jaayega for sure.. Or wahi chaahiye tha mereko..

Continued..

Nice mind blowing update brother

 

[Vk248517]

Update-136(Planning)

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Ami-Boss.. Boss..so Gaye kya..

Main-Na naa kuch soch raha tha kya hua??

Ami-Tiffins aagaye hain. Aao dinner kartey hain..

Aaj 5th din tha Humein roorkee aae or Yahaan rehtey hue.. Yahaan hum badhiya se settle hogaye they kissi ko koi shakk nahi hua tha or in 5 din Mein main Iss Ghar se bahaar 4 baar he gaya tha, because main entrance test k liye padh raha tha bahot Saari books padh daali thi maine or entrance test main easily clear kar dene waala tha.. Bus main issue tha mere pass half documents original nahi they but uska ilaaj bhi tha mere pass in 5 din Mein 4 dafa main Jo main bahaar gaya tha woh issi ki planning k liye gaya tha...

Main Ami and Chang Dinner k liye baithey sabse best Baat ek ye thi ki Yahaan Khaana mere pait ko pasand aagaya tha jo bahot kam hota hai mere sath..

Ami-So boss kya plan hai college k liye??

Main-Principal ko set karunga..

Ami - Dafukk.. Gay ho kya??

Main-Na jaanwar set matlab bottle Mein utaarunga..

Chang-Or woh kaise karenge Sir aap.. Ghar baithe baithe..

Main-Tu toh chup he reh chutiye tereko pata hai 4 baar gharse bahaar gaya hun main keval ye principal k liye he planning karne samjha?? Online offline sab research ki hai uske Uppar even Ami ko uske ghar k aas pass bhi bheja for details. Uski wife same college Mein Senior proffessor hai kaafi Pehle se and uski beti or beta dono wahinch padhtey hain.. Uski beti hot and rude hai and uska beta ego Mein fansa ek noob bakchod.. Principal or uski wife dono ko he physics bahot jyaada pasand hai bahot jyaada isliye maine Pehle socha tha chemistry k liye entrance test dedun lekin ab phsyics par he aagaya principal Yahaan Humse aage jo colony hai wahaan rehta hai bungalow number 4 paidal 7 minutes lagtey hain wahaan Jaane Mein Woh rojj subah 6.30 baje wahaan Park Mein exercise k liye aata hai Saturday Sunday ko uski wife bhi sath aati hai.. Apne sath woh apne society k youngsters ko bhi yoga karwata hai..

Chang-Isme tumhara plan kya hai..

Main-kal subah sath chalna dikha dunga.. Basically main uske Saamne unnoticed ek physics kaa genius banke jaaunga like bhagwan k barabar in physics.. Itana gyaan bharr liya hai maine ki chutiya logon ko Saari ummar naa aaega.. Woh gyan baant dunga bus tu dekhte rehna..

Chang - Agar ye plan bhi work kar gaya toh main maan lunga Aajkal log chutiya he hogaye hain..

Main-Jallta hai Sala.. Tu jaa naa khud job dhundle koi fir mujhe jarurat naa padegi..

Chang--Kya karun?? Logon k ghar k bahaar jaake puchun a bhai tereko kissi ko tapkaana hai toh boldey abhi tapkaadunga contract killer hun main or abhi Yahaan new hun toh 15% discount dunga harr dead body k Uppar..

Ami-Lol..

Main-Chup be gandu..Sojaa jaake.. Or bhosdk ye meri track pant hai nikaal dena isko..

Chang - New nahi aaegi tabtak meri he hai ye..

Main-Fuck you..

Main apne room mein aaya or physics ki 9th book finish karke soya. Ji Haan Yahaan aane k Baad main 9 physics ki books padh chuka hun jo mujhe almost 20000 ki paddi hain.. Or gajab baat maalum kya hai maine ek bhi book k notes nahi banaae ek word bhi naa likha even book Mein Bhi tick mark nahi kiye kyunki brand new ka new bechdunga books ko waapis and also notes and tick marks ki jarurat nahi hai mujhe, ek baar jo cheej mere dimag Mein gayi woh bus gayi.. Or isase ek acha kaam ye hua main Haryana ko bhull gaya kuch time k liye jo achi Baat thi..

Next day as usual main utha subah 6 baje turant fresh hua or hath munh dhoke bahaar aaya or net 6.15 par main uss park Mein pohancha Jahaan woh principal aata tha.. Aaj Saturday tha toh uski wife bhi aane waali thi.. Main wahaan gaya ek chakkar lagaya toh park k bichon bich woh bache baithe they jo Iss Principal k sath yoga kartey hain bache se mera matlab hai 11th, 12th yaa first year waale bache.. 10-12 they wohlog jisme se 5 toh 2nd year k they jo maalum hai mujhe kal suni thi inki baatein.. Ab main ghumta hua unke pass tha or apni turn kaa wait kar raha tha. Mujhe bus ek science kaa word sunana tha unke munh se or ussi par aage Jaata main.. Tab umein se ek ladka bola Astronaut or aage jo kuch bhi bola woh maine suna he nahi mujhe word mill gaya tha..

Main-Hello guys..

Ladka-Hello bhaiya..

Main-I heard you guys talk about astronauts..

Ladka-Hahaha.. Ye Sharma haina isko Astrophysicist banana hai..

Main-Interesting.. Tumhe bhi??

Ladka-Nahi we hate physics..

Main-Arrey Waah yahi change kartey hain aaj listen kon kon hai jo physics ko pasand nahi karta hai woh mere right Mein aajao or Baaki mere left Mein..

Toh bhenchod pasand karne waali side 3 he bandey they or dussri side 8..waah tumhari Maa ki chut.. Lekin koi nahi seh lenge thoda ab maine dekha main gate se woh principal or uski wife andar aaye yoga se Pehle woh yahan rounds lagaaenge or woh tha time mere pass main thoda loudly bola..

Main-So guys tumhe nahi maalum tumlog kya miss kar rahe ho you don't have a idea how beautiful physics is... 4 days main 4 din kaa time deta hun tumhe 4 din daily subah main 15 minutes just 15 minutes main physics padhaaunga or 75% of you yaani tum 8 Mein se 6 bandey physics ko leke apna decision change karlenge or isko interesting banaane k liye ek bet rakhte hain agar main kamyaab nahi hua toh main tum sabko treat dunga or hogaya toh tumlog mujhe..

Ladka-Done.. Dona done done.. Done.. Kyun guys..

Sab-Yeah..

Main-Then let's start shall we?? Baitho.. Physics lovers ek side and physics haters ek side.

Wohlog baithey niche ghaas Mein or main baitha bench k Uppar.. Principal ne mujhe notice karliya tha jab woh mere pass se nikala tha or uska interest catch bhi kiya maine

Main-Sabse Pehle Astrophysics ki he baat kartey hain.. Pata hai astrophysics kya hoti hai?? Iska matlab hota hai in short Physics or chemistry k law use karke humlog stars ki planets ki Galaxies ki nebulae ki etcetera ki birth, life and death ko explain kartey hain samjhe?? Ek time tha jab tum jaise log raat ko sotey they and sochtey they wow stars how beautiful.. Woh mere dadaji hain woh meri dadiji woh mere dada k papa woh meri dadi ki bua k fufa.. Kartey they naa?? Arrey woh dekho star tutta wish maanganey do kya maanga? 10-10 waali chocolates??

Ye sun wohlog hans paddey..

Main-Tab stars ko itana he samjhtey they.. Arrey Waah woh star dekho Kitana bright hai wow.. Lekin ye sab kyun tha ye nahi pata tha tum sabko right?? Tumlog woh dairy milk Mein busy they.. But Astrophysics ne ye sab possible kardiya ki stars k sath ye sab kyun or kaise hota hai samjhe..Ye sab questions k Jawaab diye astrophysics ne..

Woh principal just aake mere left Mein khadda tha Yoga kaa time hogaya tha uska lekin ussne meri baaton Mein interest lena suru kiya tha and then uski wife bhi aagayi thi wahaan.


Main-Ye hoti hai astrophysics ab jyaada kuch nahi hota books k andar hajaaro definitions hain bus tumhe yahi Yaad rakhna hai it deals with birth life and death of stars, Planets, galaxies and Nebulae.. Ab iske 2 bhai behen hotey hain sagge nahi Cacha tau k ladke lagaalo.. 1st hota hai Astronomy and 2nd Cosmology.. Astronomy bole toh apna maapne waala ye woh system hai jisme Inn sab ki positions, luminosities and motions ko measure kartey hain samjhe only ye.. Then Cosmology bole toh in sab ki physical theories bus itana Yaad rakhna hai tumko just simple... Or kuch nahi same definition likh k aao exams Mein Koi number Kaat le toh mujhe bolna..

Ladka4-Bhaiya 15 minutes ho gaye..

Teri maa ki chut dalle saale maadarchod.. Gandu sach kahun toh beshak main koi teacher nahi hun but maine unmein se mostly ladkon ko baandh liya tha unka interest halka saa toh bana tha and even woh principal or uski wife kaa bhi..

Main-Ok then homework..

Ladka-Arrey nahi sir physics kaa homework college waala he bada musqill se hota Hai Yahaan kaise hoga.. Hath dukh gaye likhtey-2

Main-Jo likhne kaa kaam detey haina physics Mein Woh bawle teachers hotey hain mera kaam Suno 2 movies hain 1st Clara 2018 and second hai The Big Everything 2015.. Inmein se koi bhi ek dekh k aana kal.. dono he apne topic ki hain . Ye homework toh chalega..

Sab-(Chilaake) Yes sir..

Main-Ok then kal miltey hain guys..

Ye bol main utha wahaan se mudda principal ki side unko ishare se good morning bola unhone reply diya and then maine juth muth ki earphones lagaai lekin chalaya kuch nahi or wahaan rounds kaatne laga.. Unki Baat sunani thi mujhe.. Woh principal gaya un students k pass..

Princ-Kon hain ye??

Ladka1-Pata nahi cachu kuch din se aa rahe hain Yahaan aaj humlog Baat kar rahe they ki physics kitani boring hai toh ye debate Mein shamil hogaye challenge diya hai Humein ki 4 din Mein Humein aisa banaadenge ki physics k Naam se he hum raaji hojaaenge..

Princ-Achaa tumhe bhalla kon physics se raaji karwaa shakta hai..

Ladka-But cachu he is good..

Princ-Haan dekha maine.. Lets go now yoga time..

Ab mera kaam hua khatam Lund mera or walk karega wahaan.. Main waapis aaya or aake so gaya.. Bus aajka kaam hogaya, utha main 11 baje nahaaya dhoya tabtak lunch time hogaya tha lunch kiya and then mobile Mein physics padhne laga books bachi nahi thi ye books bechke aaj new leke aaega Chang.. Toh time he time tha.. Pura din physics Mein nikaala maine bhenchod physics bahot lambi chaudi haibe.. Iski Maa kaa shaaki naaka..

Khair mera plan chal jaayega 100% students par chale naa chale principal k Uppar chal jaayega for sure.. Or wahi chaahiye tha mereko..

Continued..

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[Rajesh]

Update-136(Planning)

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Ami-Boss.. Boss..so Gaye kya..

Main-Na naa kuch soch raha tha kya hua??

Ami-Tiffins aagaye hain. Aao dinner kartey hain..

Aaj 5th din tha Humein roorkee aae or Yahaan rehtey hue.. Yahaan hum badhiya se settle hogaye they kissi ko koi shakk nahi hua tha or in 5 din Mein main Iss Ghar se bahaar 4 baar he gaya tha, because main entrance test k liye padh raha tha bahot Saari books padh daali thi maine or entrance test main easily clear kar dene waala tha.. Bus main issue tha mere pass half documents original nahi they but uska ilaaj bhi tha mere pass in 5 din Mein 4 dafa main Jo main bahaar gaya tha woh issi ki planning k liye gaya tha...

Main Ami and Chang Dinner k liye baithey sabse best Baat ek ye thi ki Yahaan Khaana mere pait ko pasand aagaya tha jo bahot kam hota hai mere sath..

Ami-So boss kya plan hai college k liye??

Main-Principal ko set karunga..

Ami - Dafukk.. Gay ho kya??

Main-Na jaanwar set matlab bottle Mein utaarunga..

Chang-Or woh kaise karenge Sir aap.. Ghar baithe baithe..

Main-Tu toh chup he reh chutiye tereko pata hai 4 baar gharse bahaar gaya hun main keval ye principal k liye he planning karne samjha?? Online offline sab research ki hai uske Uppar even Ami ko uske ghar k aas pass bhi bheja for details. Uski wife same college Mein Senior proffessor hai kaafi Pehle se and uski beti or beta dono wahinch padhtey hain.. Uski beti hot and rude hai and uska beta ego Mein fansa ek noob bakchod.. Principal or uski wife dono ko he physics bahot jyaada pasand hai bahot jyaada isliye maine Pehle socha tha chemistry k liye entrance test dedun lekin ab phsyics par he aagaya principal Yahaan Humse aage jo colony hai wahaan rehta hai bungalow number 4 paidal 7 minutes lagtey hain wahaan Jaane Mein Woh rojj subah 6.30 baje wahaan Park Mein exercise k liye aata hai Saturday Sunday ko uski wife bhi sath aati hai.. Apne sath woh apne society k youngsters ko bhi yoga karwata hai..

Chang-Isme tumhara plan kya hai..

Main-kal subah sath chalna dikha dunga.. Basically main uske Saamne unnoticed ek physics kaa genius banke jaaunga like bhagwan k barabar in physics.. Itana gyaan bharr liya hai maine ki chutiya logon ko Saari ummar naa aaega.. Woh gyan baant dunga bus tu dekhte rehna..

Chang - Agar ye plan bhi work kar gaya toh main maan lunga Aajkal log chutiya he hogaye hain..

Main-Jallta hai Sala.. Tu jaa naa khud job dhundle koi fir mujhe jarurat naa padegi..

Chang--Kya karun?? Logon k ghar k bahaar jaake puchun a bhai tereko kissi ko tapkaana hai toh boldey abhi tapkaadunga contract killer hun main or abhi Yahaan new hun toh 15% discount dunga harr dead body k Uppar..

Ami-Lol..

Main-Chup be gandu..Sojaa jaake.. Or bhosdk ye meri track pant hai nikaal dena isko..

Chang - New nahi aaegi tabtak meri he hai ye..

Main-Fuck you..

Main apne room mein aaya or physics ki 9th book finish karke soya. Ji Haan Yahaan aane k Baad main 9 physics ki books padh chuka hun jo mujhe almost 20000 ki paddi hain.. Or gajab baat maalum kya hai maine ek bhi book k notes nahi banaae ek word bhi naa likha even book Mein Bhi tick mark nahi kiye kyunki brand new ka new bechdunga books ko waapis and also notes and tick marks ki jarurat nahi hai mujhe, ek baar jo cheej mere dimag Mein gayi woh bus gayi.. Or isase ek acha kaam ye hua main Haryana ko bhull gaya kuch time k liye jo achi Baat thi..

Next day as usual main utha subah 6 baje turant fresh hua or hath munh dhoke bahaar aaya or net 6.15 par main uss park Mein pohancha Jahaan woh principal aata tha.. Aaj Saturday tha toh uski wife bhi aane waali thi.. Main wahaan gaya ek chakkar lagaya toh park k bichon bich woh bache baithe they jo Iss Principal k sath yoga kartey hain bache se mera matlab hai 11th, 12th yaa first year waale bache.. 10-12 they wohlog jisme se 5 toh 2nd year k they jo maalum hai mujhe kal suni thi inki baatein.. Ab main ghumta hua unke pass tha or apni turn kaa wait kar raha tha. Mujhe bus ek science kaa word sunana tha unke munh se or ussi par aage Jaata main.. Tab umein se ek ladka bola Astronaut or aage jo kuch bhi bola woh maine suna he nahi mujhe word mill gaya tha..

Main-Hello guys..

Ladka-Hello bhaiya..

Main-I heard you guys talk about astronauts..

Ladka-Hahaha.. Ye Sharma haina isko Astrophysicist banana hai..

Main-Interesting.. Tumhe bhi??

Ladka-Nahi we hate physics..

Main-Arrey Waah yahi change kartey hain aaj listen kon kon hai jo physics ko pasand nahi karta hai woh mere right Mein aajao or Baaki mere left Mein..

Toh bhenchod pasand karne waali side 3 he bandey they or dussri side 8..waah tumhari Maa ki chut.. Lekin koi nahi seh lenge thoda ab maine dekha main gate se woh principal or uski wife andar aaye yoga se Pehle woh yahan rounds lagaaenge or woh tha time mere pass main thoda loudly bola..

Main-So guys tumhe nahi maalum tumlog kya miss kar rahe ho you don't have a idea how beautiful physics is... 4 days main 4 din kaa time deta hun tumhe 4 din daily subah main 15 minutes just 15 minutes main physics padhaaunga or 75% of you yaani tum 8 Mein se 6 bandey physics ko leke apna decision change karlenge or isko interesting banaane k liye ek bet rakhte hain agar main kamyaab nahi hua toh main tum sabko treat dunga or hogaya toh tumlog mujhe..

Ladka-Done.. Dona done done.. Done.. Kyun guys..

Sab-Yeah..

Main-Then let's start shall we?? Baitho.. Physics lovers ek side and physics haters ek side.

Wohlog baithey niche ghaas Mein or main baitha bench k Uppar.. Principal ne mujhe notice karliya tha jab woh mere pass se nikala tha or uska interest catch bhi kiya maine

Main-Sabse Pehle Astrophysics ki he baat kartey hain.. Pata hai astrophysics kya hoti hai?? Iska matlab hota hai in short Physics or chemistry k law use karke humlog stars ki planets ki Galaxies ki nebulae ki etcetera ki birth, life and death ko explain kartey hain samjhe?? Ek time tha jab tum jaise log raat ko sotey they and sochtey they wow stars how beautiful.. Woh mere dadaji hain woh meri dadiji woh mere dada k papa woh meri dadi ki bua k fufa.. Kartey they naa?? Arrey woh dekho star tutta wish maanganey do kya maanga? 10-10 waali chocolates??

Ye sun wohlog hans paddey..

Main-Tab stars ko itana he samjhtey they.. Arrey Waah woh star dekho Kitana bright hai wow.. Lekin ye sab kyun tha ye nahi pata tha tum sabko right?? Tumlog woh dairy milk Mein busy they.. But Astrophysics ne ye sab possible kardiya ki stars k sath ye sab kyun or kaise hota hai samjhe..Ye sab questions k Jawaab diye astrophysics ne..

Woh principal just aake mere left Mein khadda tha Yoga kaa time hogaya tha uska lekin ussne meri baaton Mein interest lena suru kiya tha and then uski wife bhi aagayi thi wahaan.


Main-Ye hoti hai astrophysics ab jyaada kuch nahi hota books k andar hajaaro definitions hain bus tumhe yahi Yaad rakhna hai it deals with birth life and death of stars, Planets, galaxies and Nebulae.. Ab iske 2 bhai behen hotey hain sagge nahi Cacha tau k ladke lagaalo.. 1st hota hai Astronomy and 2nd Cosmology.. Astronomy bole toh apna maapne waala ye woh system hai jisme Inn sab ki positions, luminosities and motions ko measure kartey hain samjhe only ye.. Then Cosmology bole toh in sab ki physical theories bus itana Yaad rakhna hai tumko just simple... Or kuch nahi same definition likh k aao exams Mein Koi number Kaat le toh mujhe bolna..

Ladka4-Bhaiya 15 minutes ho gaye..

Teri maa ki chut dalle saale maadarchod.. Gandu sach kahun toh beshak main koi teacher nahi hun but maine unmein se mostly ladkon ko baandh liya tha unka interest halka saa toh bana tha and even woh principal or uski wife kaa bhi..

Main-Ok then homework..

Ladka-Arrey nahi sir physics kaa homework college waala he bada musqill se hota Hai Yahaan kaise hoga.. Hath dukh gaye likhtey-2

Main-Jo likhne kaa kaam detey haina physics Mein Woh bawle teachers hotey hain mera kaam Suno 2 movies hain 1st Clara 2018 and second hai The Big Everything 2015.. Inmein se koi bhi ek dekh k aana kal.. dono he apne topic ki hain . Ye homework toh chalega..

Sab-(Chilaake) Yes sir..

Main-Ok then kal miltey hain guys..

Ye bol main utha wahaan se mudda principal ki side unko ishare se good morning bola unhone reply diya and then maine juth muth ki earphones lagaai lekin chalaya kuch nahi or wahaan rounds kaatne laga.. Unki Baat sunani thi mujhe.. Woh principal gaya un students k pass..

Princ-Kon hain ye??

Ladka1-Pata nahi cachu kuch din se aa rahe hain Yahaan aaj humlog Baat kar rahe they ki physics kitani boring hai toh ye debate Mein shamil hogaye challenge diya hai Humein ki 4 din Mein Humein aisa banaadenge ki physics k Naam se he hum raaji hojaaenge..

Princ-Achaa tumhe bhalla kon physics se raaji karwaa shakta hai..

Ladka-But cachu he is good..

Princ-Haan dekha maine.. Lets go now yoga time..

Ab mera kaam hua khatam Lund mera or walk karega wahaan.. Main waapis aaya or aake so gaya.. Bus aajka kaam hogaya, utha main 11 baje nahaaya dhoya tabtak lunch time hogaya tha lunch kiya and then mobile Mein physics padhne laga books bachi nahi thi ye books bechke aaj new leke aaega Chang.. Toh time he time tha.. Pura din physics Mein nikaala maine bhenchod physics bahot lambi chaudi haibe.. Iski Maa kaa shaaki naaka..

Khair mera plan chal jaayega 100% students par chale naa chale principal k Uppar chal jaayega for sure.. Or wahi chaahiye tha mereko..

Continued..

Awesome update bro

Waiting for the next update

 

[Mr. Nobody]

Update-136(Planning)

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Ami-Boss.. Boss..so Gaye kya..

Main-Na naa kuch soch raha tha kya hua??

Ami-Tiffins aagaye hain. Aao dinner kartey hain..

Aaj 5th din tha Humein roorkee aae or Yahaan rehtey hue.. Yahaan hum badhiya se settle hogaye they kissi ko koi shakk nahi hua tha or in 5 din Mein main Iss Ghar se bahaar 4 baar he gaya tha, because main entrance test k liye padh raha tha bahot Saari books padh daali thi maine or entrance test main easily clear kar dene waala tha.. Bus main issue tha mere pass half documents original nahi they but uska ilaaj bhi tha mere pass in 5 din Mein 4 dafa main Jo main bahaar gaya tha woh issi ki planning k liye gaya tha...

Main Ami and Chang Dinner k liye baithey sabse best Baat ek ye thi ki Yahaan Khaana mere pait ko pasand aagaya tha jo bahot kam hota hai mere sath..

Ami-So boss kya plan hai college k liye??

Main-Principal ko set karunga..

Ami - Dafukk.. Gay ho kya??

Main-Na jaanwar set matlab bottle Mein utaarunga..

Chang-Or woh kaise karenge Sir aap.. Ghar baithe baithe..

Main-Tu toh chup he reh chutiye tereko pata hai 4 baar gharse bahaar gaya hun main keval ye principal k liye he planning karne samjha?? Online offline sab research ki hai uske Uppar even Ami ko uske ghar k aas pass bhi bheja for details. Uski wife same college Mein Senior proffessor hai kaafi Pehle se and uski beti or beta dono wahinch padhtey hain.. Uski beti hot and rude hai and uska beta ego Mein fansa ek noob bakchod.. Principal or uski wife dono ko he physics bahot jyaada pasand hai bahot jyaada isliye maine Pehle socha tha chemistry k liye entrance test dedun lekin ab phsyics par he aagaya principal Yahaan Humse aage jo colony hai wahaan rehta hai bungalow number 4 paidal 7 minutes lagtey hain wahaan Jaane Mein Woh rojj subah 6.30 baje wahaan Park Mein exercise k liye aata hai Saturday Sunday ko uski wife bhi sath aati hai.. Apne sath woh apne society k youngsters ko bhi yoga karwata hai..

Chang-Isme tumhara plan kya hai..

Main-kal subah sath chalna dikha dunga.. Basically main uske Saamne unnoticed ek physics kaa genius banke jaaunga like bhagwan k barabar in physics.. Itana gyaan bharr liya hai maine ki chutiya logon ko Saari ummar naa aaega.. Woh gyan baant dunga bus tu dekhte rehna..

Chang - Agar ye plan bhi work kar gaya toh main maan lunga Aajkal log chutiya he hogaye hain..

Main-Jallta hai Sala.. Tu jaa naa khud job dhundle koi fir mujhe jarurat naa padegi..

Chang--Kya karun?? Logon k ghar k bahaar jaake puchun a bhai tereko kissi ko tapkaana hai toh boldey abhi tapkaadunga contract killer hun main or abhi Yahaan new hun toh 15% discount dunga harr dead body k Uppar..

Ami-Lol..

Main-Chup be gandu..Sojaa jaake.. Or bhosdk ye meri track pant hai nikaal dena isko..

Chang - New nahi aaegi tabtak meri he hai ye..

Main-Fuck you..

Main apne room mein aaya or physics ki 9th book finish karke soya. Ji Haan Yahaan aane k Baad main 9 physics ki books padh chuka hun jo mujhe almost 20000 ki paddi hain.. Or gajab baat maalum kya hai maine ek bhi book k notes nahi banaae ek word bhi naa likha even book Mein Bhi tick mark nahi kiye kyunki brand new ka new bechdunga books ko waapis and also notes and tick marks ki jarurat nahi hai mujhe, ek baar jo cheej mere dimag Mein gayi woh bus gayi.. Or isase ek acha kaam ye hua main Haryana ko bhull gaya kuch time k liye jo achi Baat thi..

Next day as usual main utha subah 6 baje turant fresh hua or hath munh dhoke bahaar aaya or net 6.15 par main uss park Mein pohancha Jahaan woh principal aata tha.. Aaj Saturday tha toh uski wife bhi aane waali thi.. Main wahaan gaya ek chakkar lagaya toh park k bichon bich woh bache baithe they jo Iss Principal k sath yoga kartey hain bache se mera matlab hai 11th, 12th yaa first year waale bache.. 10-12 they wohlog jisme se 5 toh 2nd year k they jo maalum hai mujhe kal suni thi inki baatein.. Ab main ghumta hua unke pass tha or apni turn kaa wait kar raha tha. Mujhe bus ek science kaa word sunana tha unke munh se or ussi par aage Jaata main.. Tab umein se ek ladka bola Astronaut or aage jo kuch bhi bola woh maine suna he nahi mujhe word mill gaya tha..

Main-Hello guys..

Ladka-Hello bhaiya..

Main-I heard you guys talk about astronauts..

Ladka-Hahaha.. Ye Sharma haina isko Astrophysicist banana hai..

Main-Interesting.. Tumhe bhi??

Ladka-Nahi we hate physics..

Main-Arrey Waah yahi change kartey hain aaj listen kon kon hai jo physics ko pasand nahi karta hai woh mere right Mein aajao or Baaki mere left Mein..

Toh bhenchod pasand karne waali side 3 he bandey they or dussri side 8..waah tumhari Maa ki chut.. Lekin koi nahi seh lenge thoda ab maine dekha main gate se woh principal or uski wife andar aaye yoga se Pehle woh yahan rounds lagaaenge or woh tha time mere pass main thoda loudly bola..

Main-So guys tumhe nahi maalum tumlog kya miss kar rahe ho you don't have a idea how beautiful physics is... 4 days main 4 din kaa time deta hun tumhe 4 din daily subah main 15 minutes just 15 minutes main physics padhaaunga or 75% of you yaani tum 8 Mein se 6 bandey physics ko leke apna decision change karlenge or isko interesting banaane k liye ek bet rakhte hain agar main kamyaab nahi hua toh main tum sabko treat dunga or hogaya toh tumlog mujhe..

Ladka-Done.. Dona done done.. Done.. Kyun guys..

Sab-Yeah..

Main-Then let's start shall we?? Baitho.. Physics lovers ek side and physics haters ek side.

Wohlog baithey niche ghaas Mein or main baitha bench k Uppar.. Principal ne mujhe notice karliya tha jab woh mere pass se nikala tha or uska interest catch bhi kiya maine

Main-Sabse Pehle Astrophysics ki he baat kartey hain.. Pata hai astrophysics kya hoti hai?? Iska matlab hota hai in short Physics or chemistry k law use karke humlog stars ki planets ki Galaxies ki nebulae ki etcetera ki birth, life and death ko explain kartey hain samjhe?? Ek time tha jab tum jaise log raat ko sotey they and sochtey they wow stars how beautiful.. Woh mere dadaji hain woh meri dadiji woh mere dada k papa woh meri dadi ki bua k fufa.. Kartey they naa?? Arrey woh dekho star tutta wish maanganey do kya maanga? 10-10 waali chocolates??

Ye sun wohlog hans paddey..

Main-Tab stars ko itana he samjhtey they.. Arrey Waah woh star dekho Kitana bright hai wow.. Lekin ye sab kyun tha ye nahi pata tha tum sabko right?? Tumlog woh dairy milk Mein busy they.. But Astrophysics ne ye sab possible kardiya ki stars k sath ye sab kyun or kaise hota hai samjhe..Ye sab questions k Jawaab diye astrophysics ne..

Woh principal just aake mere left Mein khadda tha Yoga kaa time hogaya tha uska lekin ussne meri baaton Mein interest lena suru kiya tha and then uski wife bhi aagayi thi wahaan.


Main-Ye hoti hai astrophysics ab jyaada kuch nahi hota books k andar hajaaro definitions hain bus tumhe yahi Yaad rakhna hai it deals with birth life and death of stars, Planets, galaxies and Nebulae.. Ab iske 2 bhai behen hotey hain sagge nahi Cacha tau k ladke lagaalo.. 1st hota hai Astronomy and 2nd Cosmology.. Astronomy bole toh apna maapne waala ye woh system hai jisme Inn sab ki positions, luminosities and motions ko measure kartey hain samjhe only ye.. Then Cosmology bole toh in sab ki physical theories bus itana Yaad rakhna hai tumko just simple... Or kuch nahi same definition likh k aao exams Mein Koi number Kaat le toh mujhe bolna..

Ladka4-Bhaiya 15 minutes ho gaye..

Teri maa ki chut dalle saale maadarchod.. Gandu sach kahun toh beshak main koi teacher nahi hun but maine unmein se mostly ladkon ko baandh liya tha unka interest halka saa toh bana tha and even woh principal or uski wife kaa bhi..

Main-Ok then homework..

Ladka-Arrey nahi sir physics kaa homework college waala he bada musqill se hota Hai Yahaan kaise hoga.. Hath dukh gaye likhtey-2

Main-Jo likhne kaa kaam detey haina physics Mein Woh bawle teachers hotey hain mera kaam Suno 2 movies hain 1st Clara 2018 and second hai The Big Everything 2015.. Inmein se koi bhi ek dekh k aana kal.. dono he apne topic ki hain . Ye homework toh chalega..

Sab-(Chilaake) Yes sir..

Main-Ok then kal miltey hain guys..

Ye bol main utha wahaan se mudda principal ki side unko ishare se good morning bola unhone reply diya and then maine juth muth ki earphones lagaai lekin chalaya kuch nahi or wahaan rounds kaatne laga.. Unki Baat sunani thi mujhe.. Woh principal gaya un students k pass..

Princ-Kon hain ye??

Ladka1-Pata nahi cachu kuch din se aa rahe hain Yahaan aaj humlog Baat kar rahe they ki physics kitani boring hai toh ye debate Mein shamil hogaye challenge diya hai Humein ki 4 din Mein Humein aisa banaadenge ki physics k Naam se he hum raaji hojaaenge..

Princ-Achaa tumhe bhalla kon physics se raaji karwaa shakta hai..

Ladka-But cachu he is good..

Princ-Haan dekha maine.. Lets go now yoga time..

Ab mera kaam hua khatam Lund mera or walk karega wahaan.. Main waapis aaya or aake so gaya.. Bus aajka kaam hogaya, utha main 11 baje nahaaya dhoya tabtak lunch time hogaya tha lunch kiya and then mobile Mein physics padhne laga books bachi nahi thi ye books bechke aaj new leke aaega Chang.. Toh time he time tha.. Pura din physics Mein nikaala maine bhenchod physics bahot lambi chaudi haibe.. Iski Maa kaa shaaki naaka..

Khair mera plan chal jaayega 100% students par chale naa chale principal k Uppar chal jaayega for sure.. Or wahi chaahiye tha mereko..

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Nice update..

 

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Very nice update

 

[Rizwan]

Update-136(Planning)

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Ami-Boss.. Boss..so Gaye kya..

Main-Na naa kuch soch raha tha kya hua??

Ami-Tiffins aagaye hain. Aao dinner kartey hain..

Aaj 5th din tha Humein roorkee aae or Yahaan rehtey hue.. Yahaan hum badhiya se settle hogaye they kissi ko koi shakk nahi hua tha or in 5 din Mein main Iss Ghar se bahaar 4 baar he gaya tha, because main entrance test k liye padh raha tha bahot Saari books padh daali thi maine or entrance test main easily clear kar dene waala tha.. Bus main issue tha mere pass half documents original nahi they but uska ilaaj bhi tha mere pass in 5 din Mein 4 dafa main Jo main bahaar gaya tha woh issi ki planning k liye gaya tha...

Main Ami and Chang Dinner k liye baithey sabse best Baat ek ye thi ki Yahaan Khaana mere pait ko pasand aagaya tha jo bahot kam hota hai mere sath..

Ami-So boss kya plan hai college k liye??

Main-Principal ko set karunga..

Ami - Dafukk.. Gay ho kya??

Main-Na jaanwar set matlab bottle Mein utaarunga..

Chang-Or woh kaise karenge Sir aap.. Ghar baithe baithe..

Main-Tu toh chup he reh chutiye tereko pata hai 4 baar gharse bahaar gaya hun main keval ye principal k liye he planning karne samjha?? Online offline sab research ki hai uske Uppar even Ami ko uske ghar k aas pass bhi bheja for details. Uski wife same college Mein Senior proffessor hai kaafi Pehle se and uski beti or beta dono wahinch padhtey hain.. Uski beti hot and rude hai and uska beta ego Mein fansa ek noob bakchod.. Principal or uski wife dono ko he physics bahot jyaada pasand hai bahot jyaada isliye maine Pehle socha tha chemistry k liye entrance test dedun lekin ab phsyics par he aagaya principal Yahaan Humse aage jo colony hai wahaan rehta hai bungalow number 4 paidal 7 minutes lagtey hain wahaan Jaane Mein Woh rojj subah 6.30 baje wahaan Park Mein exercise k liye aata hai Saturday Sunday ko uski wife bhi sath aati hai.. Apne sath woh apne society k youngsters ko bhi yoga karwata hai..

Chang-Isme tumhara plan kya hai..

Main-kal subah sath chalna dikha dunga.. Basically main uske Saamne unnoticed ek physics kaa genius banke jaaunga like bhagwan k barabar in physics.. Itana gyaan bharr liya hai maine ki chutiya logon ko Saari ummar naa aaega.. Woh gyan baant dunga bus tu dekhte rehna..

Chang - Agar ye plan bhi work kar gaya toh main maan lunga Aajkal log chutiya he hogaye hain..

Main-Jallta hai Sala.. Tu jaa naa khud job dhundle koi fir mujhe jarurat naa padegi..

Chang--Kya karun?? Logon k ghar k bahaar jaake puchun a bhai tereko kissi ko tapkaana hai toh boldey abhi tapkaadunga contract killer hun main or abhi Yahaan new hun toh 15% discount dunga harr dead body k Uppar..

Ami-Lol..

Main-Chup be gandu..Sojaa jaake.. Or bhosdk ye meri track pant hai nikaal dena isko..

Chang - New nahi aaegi tabtak meri he hai ye..

Main-Fuck you..

Main apne room mein aaya or physics ki 9th book finish karke soya. Ji Haan Yahaan aane k Baad main 9 physics ki books padh chuka hun jo mujhe almost 20000 ki paddi hain.. Or gajab baat maalum kya hai maine ek bhi book k notes nahi banaae ek word bhi naa likha even book Mein Bhi tick mark nahi kiye kyunki brand new ka new bechdunga books ko waapis and also notes and tick marks ki jarurat nahi hai mujhe, ek baar jo cheej mere dimag Mein gayi woh bus gayi.. Or isase ek acha kaam ye hua main Haryana ko bhull gaya kuch time k liye jo achi Baat thi..

Next day as usual main utha subah 6 baje turant fresh hua or hath munh dhoke bahaar aaya or net 6.15 par main uss park Mein pohancha Jahaan woh principal aata tha.. Aaj Saturday tha toh uski wife bhi aane waali thi.. Main wahaan gaya ek chakkar lagaya toh park k bichon bich woh bache baithe they jo Iss Principal k sath yoga kartey hain bache se mera matlab hai 11th, 12th yaa first year waale bache.. 10-12 they wohlog jisme se 5 toh 2nd year k they jo maalum hai mujhe kal suni thi inki baatein.. Ab main ghumta hua unke pass tha or apni turn kaa wait kar raha tha. Mujhe bus ek science kaa word sunana tha unke munh se or ussi par aage Jaata main.. Tab umein se ek ladka bola Astronaut or aage jo kuch bhi bola woh maine suna he nahi mujhe word mill gaya tha..

Main-Hello guys..

Ladka-Hello bhaiya..

Main-I heard you guys talk about astronauts..

Ladka-Hahaha.. Ye Sharma haina isko Astrophysicist banana hai..

Main-Interesting.. Tumhe bhi??

Ladka-Nahi we hate physics..

Main-Arrey Waah yahi change kartey hain aaj listen kon kon hai jo physics ko pasand nahi karta hai woh mere right Mein aajao or Baaki mere left Mein..

Toh bhenchod pasand karne waali side 3 he bandey they or dussri side 8..waah tumhari Maa ki chut.. Lekin koi nahi seh lenge thoda ab maine dekha main gate se woh principal or uski wife andar aaye yoga se Pehle woh yahan rounds lagaaenge or woh tha time mere pass main thoda loudly bola..

Main-So guys tumhe nahi maalum tumlog kya miss kar rahe ho you don't have a idea how beautiful physics is... 4 days main 4 din kaa time deta hun tumhe 4 din daily subah main 15 minutes just 15 minutes main physics padhaaunga or 75% of you yaani tum 8 Mein se 6 bandey physics ko leke apna decision change karlenge or isko interesting banaane k liye ek bet rakhte hain agar main kamyaab nahi hua toh main tum sabko treat dunga or hogaya toh tumlog mujhe..

Ladka-Done.. Dona done done.. Done.. Kyun guys..

Sab-Yeah..

Main-Then let's start shall we?? Baitho.. Physics lovers ek side and physics haters ek side.

Wohlog baithey niche ghaas Mein or main baitha bench k Uppar.. Principal ne mujhe notice karliya tha jab woh mere pass se nikala tha or uska interest catch bhi kiya maine

Main-Sabse Pehle Astrophysics ki he baat kartey hain.. Pata hai astrophysics kya hoti hai?? Iska matlab hota hai in short Physics or chemistry k law use karke humlog stars ki planets ki Galaxies ki nebulae ki etcetera ki birth, life and death ko explain kartey hain samjhe?? Ek time tha jab tum jaise log raat ko sotey they and sochtey they wow stars how beautiful.. Woh mere dadaji hain woh meri dadiji woh mere dada k papa woh meri dadi ki bua k fufa.. Kartey they naa?? Arrey woh dekho star tutta wish maanganey do kya maanga? 10-10 waali chocolates??

Ye sun wohlog hans paddey..

Main-Tab stars ko itana he samjhtey they.. Arrey Waah woh star dekho Kitana bright hai wow.. Lekin ye sab kyun tha ye nahi pata tha tum sabko right?? Tumlog woh dairy milk Mein busy they.. But Astrophysics ne ye sab possible kardiya ki stars k sath ye sab kyun or kaise hota hai samjhe..Ye sab questions k Jawaab diye astrophysics ne..

Woh principal just aake mere left Mein khadda tha Yoga kaa time hogaya tha uska lekin ussne meri baaton Mein interest lena suru kiya tha and then uski wife bhi aagayi thi wahaan.


Main-Ye hoti hai astrophysics ab jyaada kuch nahi hota books k andar hajaaro definitions hain bus tumhe yahi Yaad rakhna hai it deals with birth life and death of stars, Planets, galaxies and Nebulae.. Ab iske 2 bhai behen hotey hain sagge nahi Cacha tau k ladke lagaalo.. 1st hota hai Astronomy and 2nd Cosmology.. Astronomy bole toh apna maapne waala ye woh system hai jisme Inn sab ki positions, luminosities and motions ko measure kartey hain samjhe only ye.. Then Cosmology bole toh in sab ki physical theories bus itana Yaad rakhna hai tumko just simple... Or kuch nahi same definition likh k aao exams Mein Koi number Kaat le toh mujhe bolna..

Ladka4-Bhaiya 15 minutes ho gaye..

Teri maa ki chut dalle saale maadarchod.. Gandu sach kahun toh beshak main koi teacher nahi hun but maine unmein se mostly ladkon ko baandh liya tha unka interest halka saa toh bana tha and even woh principal or uski wife kaa bhi..

Main-Ok then homework..

Ladka-Arrey nahi sir physics kaa homework college waala he bada musqill se hota Hai Yahaan kaise hoga.. Hath dukh gaye likhtey-2

Main-Jo likhne kaa kaam detey haina physics Mein Woh bawle teachers hotey hain mera kaam Suno 2 movies hain 1st Clara 2018 and second hai The Big Everything 2015.. Inmein se koi bhi ek dekh k aana kal.. dono he apne topic ki hain . Ye homework toh chalega..

Sab-(Chilaake) Yes sir..

Main-Ok then kal miltey hain guys..

Ye bol main utha wahaan se mudda principal ki side unko ishare se good morning bola unhone reply diya and then maine juth muth ki earphones lagaai lekin chalaya kuch nahi or wahaan rounds kaatne laga.. Unki Baat sunani thi mujhe.. Woh principal gaya un students k pass..

Princ-Kon hain ye??

Ladka1-Pata nahi cachu kuch din se aa rahe hain Yahaan aaj humlog Baat kar rahe they ki physics kitani boring hai toh ye debate Mein shamil hogaye challenge diya hai Humein ki 4 din Mein Humein aisa banaadenge ki physics k Naam se he hum raaji hojaaenge..

Princ-Achaa tumhe bhalla kon physics se raaji karwaa shakta hai..

Ladka-But cachu he is good..

Princ-Haan dekha maine.. Lets go now yoga time..

Ab mera kaam hua khatam Lund mera or walk karega wahaan.. Main waapis aaya or aake so gaya.. Bus aajka kaam hogaya, utha main 11 baje nahaaya dhoya tabtak lunch time hogaya tha lunch kiya and then mobile Mein physics padhne laga books bachi nahi thi ye books bechke aaj new leke aaega Chang.. Toh time he time tha.. Pura din physics Mein nikaala maine bhenchod physics bahot lambi chaudi haibe.. Iski Maa kaa shaaki naaka..

Khair mera plan chal jaayega 100% students par chale naa chale principal k Uppar chal jaayega for sure.. Or wahi chaahiye tha mereko..

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Fantastic update Hy AP bahi

 

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Behatrin update AP bhai