Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

[AP 316]

WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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[A.B.KING]

Superb update

 

[paarth]

Kabhi socha bhi na tha ki WHLTA mai bhi physics padhne milegi..Maths ki tution bhi lete ho kya SIR AP 316

 

[Rayder]

Fantastic update bro

 

[Black water]

Nice update Bhai superb

 

[Waseem]

Boht khoob bhai

 

[Nevil singh]

Update-136(Planning)

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Ami-Boss.. Boss..so Gaye kya..

Main-Na naa kuch soch raha tha kya hua??

Ami-Tiffins aagaye hain. Aao dinner kartey hain..

Aaj 5th din tha Humein roorkee aae or Yahaan rehtey hue.. Yahaan hum badhiya se settle hogaye they kissi ko koi shakk nahi hua tha or in 5 din Mein main Iss Ghar se bahaar 4 baar he gaya tha, because main entrance test k liye padh raha tha bahot Saari books padh daali thi maine or entrance test main easily clear kar dene waala tha.. Bus main issue tha mere pass half documents original nahi they but uska ilaaj bhi tha mere pass in 5 din Mein 4 dafa main Jo main bahaar gaya tha woh issi ki planning k liye gaya tha...

Main Ami and Chang Dinner k liye baithey sabse best Baat ek ye thi ki Yahaan Khaana mere pait ko pasand aagaya tha jo bahot kam hota hai mere sath..

Ami-So boss kya plan hai college k liye??

Main-Principal ko set karunga..

Ami - Dafukk.. Gay ho kya??

Main-Na jaanwar set matlab bottle Mein utaarunga..

Chang-Or woh kaise karenge Sir aap.. Ghar baithe baithe..

Main-Tu toh chup he reh chutiye tereko pata hai 4 baar gharse bahaar gaya hun main keval ye principal k liye he planning karne samjha?? Online offline sab research ki hai uske Uppar even Ami ko uske ghar k aas pass bhi bheja for details. Uski wife same college Mein Senior proffessor hai kaafi Pehle se and uski beti or beta dono wahinch padhtey hain.. Uski beti hot and rude hai and uska beta ego Mein fansa ek noob bakchod.. Principal or uski wife dono ko he physics bahot jyaada pasand hai bahot jyaada isliye maine Pehle socha tha chemistry k liye entrance test dedun lekin ab phsyics par he aagaya principal Yahaan Humse aage jo colony hai wahaan rehta hai bungalow number 4 paidal 7 minutes lagtey hain wahaan Jaane Mein Woh rojj subah 6.30 baje wahaan Park Mein exercise k liye aata hai Saturday Sunday ko uski wife bhi sath aati hai.. Apne sath woh apne society k youngsters ko bhi yoga karwata hai..

Chang-Isme tumhara plan kya hai..

Main-kal subah sath chalna dikha dunga.. Basically main uske Saamne unnoticed ek physics kaa genius banke jaaunga like bhagwan k barabar in physics.. Itana gyaan bharr liya hai maine ki chutiya logon ko Saari ummar naa aaega.. Woh gyan baant dunga bus tu dekhte rehna..

Chang - Agar ye plan bhi work kar gaya toh main maan lunga Aajkal log chutiya he hogaye hain..

Main-Jallta hai Sala.. Tu jaa naa khud job dhundle koi fir mujhe jarurat naa padegi..

Chang--Kya karun?? Logon k ghar k bahaar jaake puchun a bhai tereko kissi ko tapkaana hai toh boldey abhi tapkaadunga contract killer hun main or abhi Yahaan new hun toh 15% discount dunga harr dead body k Uppar..

Ami-Lol..

Main-Chup be gandu..Sojaa jaake.. Or bhosdk ye meri track pant hai nikaal dena isko..

Chang - New nahi aaegi tabtak meri he hai ye..

Main-Fuck you..

Main apne room mein aaya or physics ki 9th book finish karke soya. Ji Haan Yahaan aane k Baad main 9 physics ki books padh chuka hun jo mujhe almost 20000 ki paddi hain.. Or gajab baat maalum kya hai maine ek bhi book k notes nahi banaae ek word bhi naa likha even book Mein Bhi tick mark nahi kiye kyunki brand new ka new bechdunga books ko waapis and also notes and tick marks ki jarurat nahi hai mujhe, ek baar jo cheej mere dimag Mein gayi woh bus gayi.. Or isase ek acha kaam ye hua main Haryana ko bhull gaya kuch time k liye jo achi Baat thi..

Next day as usual main utha subah 6 baje turant fresh hua or hath munh dhoke bahaar aaya or net 6.15 par main uss park Mein pohancha Jahaan woh principal aata tha.. Aaj Saturday tha toh uski wife bhi aane waali thi.. Main wahaan gaya ek chakkar lagaya toh park k bichon bich woh bache baithe they jo Iss Principal k sath yoga kartey hain bache se mera matlab hai 11th, 12th yaa first year waale bache.. 10-12 they wohlog jisme se 5 toh 2nd year k they jo maalum hai mujhe kal suni thi inki baatein.. Ab main ghumta hua unke pass tha or apni turn kaa wait kar raha tha. Mujhe bus ek science kaa word sunana tha unke munh se or ussi par aage Jaata main.. Tab umein se ek ladka bola Astronaut or aage jo kuch bhi bola woh maine suna he nahi mujhe word mill gaya tha..

Main-Hello guys..

Ladka-Hello bhaiya..

Main-I heard you guys talk about astronauts..

Ladka-Hahaha.. Ye Sharma haina isko Astrophysicist banana hai..

Main-Interesting.. Tumhe bhi??

Ladka-Nahi we hate physics..

Main-Arrey Waah yahi change kartey hain aaj listen kon kon hai jo physics ko pasand nahi karta hai woh mere right Mein aajao or Baaki mere left Mein..

Toh bhenchod pasand karne waali side 3 he bandey they or dussri side 8..waah tumhari Maa ki chut.. Lekin koi nahi seh lenge thoda ab maine dekha main gate se woh principal or uski wife andar aaye yoga se Pehle woh yahan rounds lagaaenge or woh tha time mere pass main thoda loudly bola..

Main-So guys tumhe nahi maalum tumlog kya miss kar rahe ho you don't have a idea how beautiful physics is... 4 days main 4 din kaa time deta hun tumhe 4 din daily subah main 15 minutes just 15 minutes main physics padhaaunga or 75% of you yaani tum 8 Mein se 6 bandey physics ko leke apna decision change karlenge or isko interesting banaane k liye ek bet rakhte hain agar main kamyaab nahi hua toh main tum sabko treat dunga or hogaya toh tumlog mujhe..

Ladka-Done.. Dona done done.. Done.. Kyun guys..

Sab-Yeah..

Main-Then let's start shall we?? Baitho.. Physics lovers ek side and physics haters ek side.

Wohlog baithey niche ghaas Mein or main baitha bench k Uppar.. Principal ne mujhe notice karliya tha jab woh mere pass se nikala tha or uska interest catch bhi kiya maine

Main-Sabse Pehle Astrophysics ki he baat kartey hain.. Pata hai astrophysics kya hoti hai?? Iska matlab hota hai in short Physics or chemistry k law use karke humlog stars ki planets ki Galaxies ki nebulae ki etcetera ki birth, life and death ko explain kartey hain samjhe?? Ek time tha jab tum jaise log raat ko sotey they and sochtey they wow stars how beautiful.. Woh mere dadaji hain woh meri dadiji woh mere dada k papa woh meri dadi ki bua k fufa.. Kartey they naa?? Arrey woh dekho star tutta wish maanganey do kya maanga? 10-10 waali chocolates??

Ye sun wohlog hans paddey..

Main-Tab stars ko itana he samjhtey they.. Arrey Waah woh star dekho Kitana bright hai wow.. Lekin ye sab kyun tha ye nahi pata tha tum sabko right?? Tumlog woh dairy milk Mein busy they.. But Astrophysics ne ye sab possible kardiya ki stars k sath ye sab kyun or kaise hota hai samjhe..Ye sab questions k Jawaab diye astrophysics ne..

Woh principal just aake mere left Mein khadda tha Yoga kaa time hogaya tha uska lekin ussne meri baaton Mein interest lena suru kiya tha and then uski wife bhi aagayi thi wahaan.


Main-Ye hoti hai astrophysics ab jyaada kuch nahi hota books k andar hajaaro definitions hain bus tumhe yahi Yaad rakhna hai it deals with birth life and death of stars, Planets, galaxies and Nebulae.. Ab iske 2 bhai behen hotey hain sagge nahi Cacha tau k ladke lagaalo.. 1st hota hai Astronomy and 2nd Cosmology.. Astronomy bole toh apna maapne waala ye woh system hai jisme Inn sab ki positions, luminosities and motions ko measure kartey hain samjhe only ye.. Then Cosmology bole toh in sab ki physical theories bus itana Yaad rakhna hai tumko just simple... Or kuch nahi same definition likh k aao exams Mein Koi number Kaat le toh mujhe bolna..

Ladka4-Bhaiya 15 minutes ho gaye..

Teri maa ki chut dalle saale maadarchod.. Gandu sach kahun toh beshak main koi teacher nahi hun but maine unmein se mostly ladkon ko baandh liya tha unka interest halka saa toh bana tha and even woh principal or uski wife kaa bhi..

Main-Ok then homework..

Ladka-Arrey nahi sir physics kaa homework college waala he bada musqill se hota Hai Yahaan kaise hoga.. Hath dukh gaye likhtey-2

Main-Jo likhne kaa kaam detey haina physics Mein Woh bawle teachers hotey hain mera kaam Suno 2 movies hain 1st Clara 2018 and second hai The Big Everything 2015.. Inmein se koi bhi ek dekh k aana kal.. dono he apne topic ki hain . Ye homework toh chalega..

Sab-(Chilaake) Yes sir..

Main-Ok then kal miltey hain guys..

Ye bol main utha wahaan se mudda principal ki side unko ishare se good morning bola unhone reply diya and then maine juth muth ki earphones lagaai lekin chalaya kuch nahi or wahaan rounds kaatne laga.. Unki Baat sunani thi mujhe.. Woh principal gaya un students k pass..

Princ-Kon hain ye??

Ladka1-Pata nahi cachu kuch din se aa rahe hain Yahaan aaj humlog Baat kar rahe they ki physics kitani boring hai toh ye debate Mein shamil hogaye challenge diya hai Humein ki 4 din Mein Humein aisa banaadenge ki physics k Naam se he hum raaji hojaaenge..

Princ-Achaa tumhe bhalla kon physics se raaji karwaa shakta hai..

Ladka-But cachu he is good..

Princ-Haan dekha maine.. Lets go now yoga time..

Ab mera kaam hua khatam Lund mera or walk karega wahaan.. Main waapis aaya or aake so gaya.. Bus aajka kaam hogaya, utha main 11 baje nahaaya dhoya tabtak lunch time hogaya tha lunch kiya and then mobile Mein physics padhne laga books bachi nahi thi ye books bechke aaj new leke aaega Chang.. Toh time he time tha.. Pura din physics Mein nikaala maine bhenchod physics bahot lambi chaudi haibe.. Iski Maa kaa shaaki naaka..

Khair mera plan chal jaayega 100% students par chale naa chale principal k Uppar chal jaayega for sure.. Or wahi chaahiye tha mereko..

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Behtreen update mitr

 

[Thalii]

Update-135(I Am In)

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Boe-Bolo AP kya sachmuch Jaana Hai tumhe Yahaan se??

Main-No..

Boe-Then join us and together we not only will defeat your disease but will make this world a better place..

Ye sun maine Abeer ko dekha i mean League ek crime syndicate tha Asia's biggest woh bhi beshak woh log villains nahi they but unke tareeke villains waale he they i mean wohlog meri tarah they but merese hajaar gunna better they wohlog..

Boe - So AP tell me. Kya tum apne dad k footsteps ko follow karoge and unki tarah Humein join karoge..

Main-What??

Boe-Yeah your dad was an amazing guy and a member of this family..

Ye sun mere or Abeer dono k fuses he udd gaye Dafukk..

Main-No way.. Ye possible he nahi hai..

Boe-Come here..

Ye bol woh aage ek lakdi ki almiraah k pass gaya or usme se ek diary nikaali..

Boe-Ye diary Tumhaare papa ki hai.. Tumne nahi dekhi hogi but Abeer se pucho ussko pata hai..

Abeer ne uss diary ko dekha or meri taraf shocked hoke Haan Mein sirr hilaaya.. Boe ne woh diary k last pages khole jisme purani images attached thi like bahot puraani..

Boe-Ye dekho Tumhaare dad Yahaan par, mere sath, ye new trainees k sath..

Ussne mujhe dad ki kaafi puraani images dikhaai jo fake toh nahi thi.. But how is this possible??

Boe-Tumhaare dad mere boss k best friends Mein se ek they unhone league join kiya tha jab woh 18 saal k they unka motive bhi tumhari tarah same tha to make this world a better place fir caahe koi bhi method use kiya jaae.. Tumhaare dadaji ne unhe padhne US bheja tha but uss time woh Yahaan they, he was one of the best fighter we had ever seen he was quick and fast.. Then 5 saal Baad woh waapis ghar gaye Uske Baad woh Tumhaare ghar Mein kam Yahaan jyaada rehtey they. Kuch saal Baad Tumhaare dadaji or Cachaji ko unki chinta hui kyunki unko pata kuch nahi tha toh Tumhaare dad ne khudko safe rakha mind bahot sharp tha unka toh unhone khudko family business and politics Mein add kiya kuch saal, tab unki Shaadi hui Tumhaari Maa k sath or 1 saal Baad Tumhaare bhai janam hua tab unhe nahi laga tha ki woh itani jimedaariyaan ek sath sambhaal paayenge duniya badal rahi thi India badal raha tha uss time Greed lust and power India ko khokhla kar rahi thi Normal log or Rich and powerful logon Mein balance bahot bigad gaya tha and humara toh kaam he uss balance ko barkaraar rakhna tha lekin unhe family kaa Dhyaan bhi rakhna tha isliye woh humare liye keval planning he kartey they kuch time takk lekin 5 saal Baad jab tum paida hue tab unhone decide kiya ki family se kahin jyaada India k logon ko unki jarurat hai, woh firse waapis aagaye Asia ko clean karne but most importantly India ko clean karne kyunki tumhare dadaji ka sapna tha ye toh woh lag gaye they ghar par unhone bataaya ki woh UK Mein business suru kar rahe hain jo suru kiya unhone or logon k bharose Chhod woh waapis Iss life Mein aae 2 saal takk unhone humare sath millke apne or apne papa k mission k liye kaam kiye or usme woh kaamiyaab bhi hue kaafi.. And then woh waapis ghar gaye ab unke pass mouka tha wahaan rehke duniya ko badalne kaa he wanted to be the prime minister of India, but ek accident ne tumse Tumhaari family cheeni or Humse humara ek kaabil member.. Tumhaare dad kaa aura itana tha yahaan par jiss din unki death hui uss raat yahaan puri city Mein kissi k ghar chulha nahi jalla or aajtak uss din ki special ahemiyat hai Yahaan.. Or mujhpar yakeen nahi horaha hai toh Abeer se pucho isko pata hai ghar par yahi bahaane banaae they unhone or isass pucho isko kungfu or martial arts kaise sikhaai Tumhaare dad ne jabki unhone toh kabhi aisa kuch seekha he nahi tha..

Maine Abeer ko dekha toh uski shakal se he samjh gaya main ki ye sab sach tha woh shocked tha.. Wooooww!.

Boe-Issi liye tum itane smart ho AP ye sab Tumhaare DNA Mein Hai it's in your genes.. You have every quality to be like your dad or even better... Listen AP people say bad bad things about us.. Asia ki 75% population ko ye bhi nahi pata hum cheej kya hain pichle 220 saalon se hai ye organisation lekin still 75% logon ko nahi pata ki unhe kon bacha raha tha fir woh caahe Villains se ho yaa heroes se yaa fir economical warfares se yaa fir kon world wars k time active tha or kon third world War hone se roukk raha hai yaa kon India China War ko hold par liye hue hai.We help everyone in this continent AP fir uske liye beshak Humein ek villain ko maarna paddey yaa fir hajaar heroes ko we do what is necessary humlog isme nahi fanstey ki kon innocent hai or kon nahi if someone is between our goal we deal with it and that means we end them fir woh caahe koi ho.. I know yahi tum caahtey ho, I know tum masoom logon ko bachana caahtey ho but deep inside you ,tumhe maalum hai agar Baat aisi aagayi toh masoom logon ko bhi raaste se hataana padega tumhe.. Thats what we do.. We have the world's best doctors here we have worlds best scientists wohlog apni labs Mein pure world ki different places par kaam kar rahe hain. We have worlds best army ye jo dekh rahe ho tum ye pura nahi hai ye bus 5% hai humara Asia ki harr city Mein humare headquarters hain businessmans, politicians, army chiefs, Gangsters, dons, black market, arms dealers, Drug lords, Smugglers, Dictators, sab k sab humare under kaam kartey hain. Tumhe kya lagta hai humlog itane saal se Yahaan hain or kissi ko pata kyun nahi chala actually Mein logon k liye ye pura area Yahaan se mount everest se piche China takk restricted hai Yahaan Uppar se aeroplanes takk fly nahi kar shaktey AP. Reason logon k liye hai ki ye Nepal or China border kaa controversial part hai so Yahaan Jaana kissi ko bhi allowed nahi hai shoot at sight k orders hain Yahaan, lekin in real AP ye restricted part hai because we are here and everyone knows that Nepal government China gov Indian government and they respect us..So tell me AP what's your decision..?

Maine Abeer ko dekha ussne mujhe dekha main ready tha but Abeer ka decision jaruri tha mera bada bhai tha woh ussne Haan Mein mundi hilaai and it was set

 

[Jassybabra]

Nice update

 

[ZK 21]

Kya Salman khan ki Shaadi hogi 2021 Mein?

Nhi us ki shaadi 2026 main hogi now mujhy jawab do mery swaloon ka

 

[ZK 21]

Yaar 3rd option bhi ho both k liye pole mai