Update-139(Interview)
Main college se bahaar aaya auto liya and nikal liya, ghar jaake dono ko bataaya ki kya scene tha and then lunch hua or ab main mast so gaya fuck this shit ab nahi padhna tha mereko.. Chang ko bola sab books bech k aaja.. Ab mujhe interview call kaa wait tha.. Jo milli mujhe 2 din Baad raat 7.30 baje Pehle sms aaya mere pass ki I scored 99/100..1 number Kahaan gaya maadarchod.. But koi naa main 100% sure tha kissi maadarchod ko 80 se Uppar naa mille honge.. Then mere pass aai ek call jisme mujhe next day subah 10:30 baje interview k liye aane ko kaha gaya.. Bus ab kya tha i was ready Af.. Dinner karke Soya and subah utha late or ready hone laga..
Chang - Aaj nahi hua toh fir??
Main-Fir or kuch dekhenge lekin hojaaega 100%..
Chang-Well good then..
Ready hoke main chownk par aaya or Auto liya wahaan se.. And net 10:40 par college pohancha fuck bhenchod aaj bhi late.. Maa ki chut... But koi naa Konsa sabse Pehle mera he interview lenge.. Main andar aaya Uppar office ki side gaya toh kaafi log they like 25-30 rahe honge bahaar hall Mein baithe they chairs par.. Wahaan par hall Mein Ek receptionist baithi thi uske pass gaya main apna naam bataaya..
Recep-Sir aapka number sabse Pehle tha aapne miss kardiya ab last takk wait karna padega aapko..
Main-It's ok karlunga no worries..
Mera number sabse Pehle tha matlab Neha ne he select ki thi list great.. Bus noukari mill jaae setting beshak matt karwana uski jarurat nahi hai..
Main wahaan sabse ek side ek chair par jaake baitha.. Total 19 log they or abhi 3rd number chal raha tha it means mereko almost 3 yaa 4 ghantey wait karna tha.. Fuck.. Fuck..
Ab kya he kiya jaae main sabse hatt k ek side ko baitha apna phone nikaala, earphones lagaae and mast movie dekhne laga.. Log aatey rahe jaate rahe 4 ghantey toh easily lagenge.. Thodi derr Baad ye aankada 5 hours hogaya kyunki maadarchod itana slow slow uss room se bahaar nikal rahe they wohlog... Maine baithe baithe 2 hours ki movie chuss daali and uthke toilet jaake hath munh dhoke waapis aagaya.. And Same fir next movie par pohancha.. Koi naa apne pass time he time hai.. Ab bc kareeb 1 ghantey Baad uss room se nikale Neha, Principal woh ek or teacher jo ussdin Neha k sath tha and 2 females Orr.. Jisme se 1 principal ki wife thi.. Lunch hogaya.. Hell yeah.. Koi naa apna aaraam se raat ko lena.. Ye thodi hai bc maine 99 number liye hain.. Main toh chutiya hun bhenchod.. Khair maine fir apna Dhyaan movie Mein daala toh mereko aake kissi ne touch kiya.. Maine Uppar dekha toh woh principal ki wife thi usase bhi meri baatein hojaati thi park Mein she also loves physics.. Uska naam tha Vidya... Uske sath Neha bhi thi.. Maine earphones nikaale..
Vidya-Ankit You were late??
Main-I know mam I think roorkee k logon ko pasand nahi hun main aise auto Mein baitha ki paidal jaldi pohanch Jaata..
Vidya-Well.. Kitani derr se baithe ho?
Main-3 hours and 7 minutes to be exact..
Vidya-Come on kuch khaa lena..
Main-Oh no no its ok mam main Khaana khaake aaya tha and abhi Canteen Mein coffee peeke aaya hun..
Vidya-Are you sure??
Main-Absolutely madam..
Vidya-Sorry for the delay Ankit..
Main-Oh no worries mam mera fault tha waise bhi it's ok i can wait..
Vidya-Well.. I'll see you soon..
Ye bol woh wahaan se chali gayi or main fir apni movie Mein laga maja he aagaya bahot time Baad movie dekh k.. Kareeb 35 minutes Baad wohlog wapis aaye or seedha room Mein gaye and interview process fir se chaalu hua.. Main 2 movies khatam kar chuka tha orr 3rd dekhne kaa mood nahi tha or at least 6-7 log toh bache he they.. Yaani almost 1 - 1.5 ghanta Orr..
Nice ab main thoda tehalne laga bahaar aake ek round maara stretching ki thodi and waapis Hall Mein aaya..
Main-Tum bore nahi hoti??
Maine receptionist ko bola..
Recep-Hehe.. First time in my entire career of 3 years here someone asked me this question..
Main-Lol..bore toh hoti he hogi?? Pura din ek he jagah baithe rehna and fir aaj dekho mere jaise log dimag chaat gaye honge tumhara..
Recep-Well Haan.. But tumne nahi chaata surprisingly warna 1st rank waale last takk lage he rehtey hain ki bichmeim unko bhejo because woh first they and all.. But tumne abtak pucha bhi nahi merese.. You seem very chill for someone so intelligent..
Main-Yeah i am chill..
Recep-Nervous nahi ho tum??
Main-Hell no nervous for what..?
Recep-For your interview??
Main-Oh no no.. Main jab uss room Mein jaaunga toh bahaar job leke he aaunga..
Recep-Then tumhe treat deni padegi..
Main-Sure.. Why not..
Actually main bhaari bore hogaya tha wahaan baithey baithey or wahaan bahaar sabse Maal ladki ye Receptionist he thi toh iske sath he bakchodi karne laga main..
Recep-Bus ye last hai iske baad tumhara number hai.. Ready ho?
Main-Oh i am ready..
Ab 10 minute Baad uss receptionist ne mera naam bola or main uthke chala andar ki taraf..
Recep-Best of luck..
Main andar gaya toh andar ek office tha jisme ek badi c table lagi thi or uske 4on taraf chairs lagi thi.. Ek side woh sablog baithey they.Principal uski wife Neha and kuch or Professors .. Unhone mujhe baithne ko kaha toh main baitha.
Prin-Hello Ankit..
Main-Hello sir..
Prin-So Ankit you score 99 out of 100.. Second par jo hain uske 77 hain.. Or tumne ye sab almost 50 minutes Mein kardiya tha.. How are you feeling??
Main-I am feeling fine.. I mean it's not an achievement for me because if I am being honest here sir I don't belive in exams i belive in study for knowledge not in study for exams.. I was an average student in terms of examition until my second year it didn't effect me at all..
Ab woh bola jo Neha k sath tha exam waale din. Sunil naam tha uska jo aage name plate par likha tha..
Sunil-So you don't consider exams are good for studies??
Main-No I never said that..
Sunil-Then?? You hate exams??
Main-I never said that one too..Agar hate karta toh 99 nahi score karta..Exams are necessary obviously but I belive in studying for knowledge not studying to pass an exam.. Aajke time Mein keval exams se kuch nahi hota ab dekhiye agar keval exam k base par aaplog ko selection lena hota toh main Yahaan nahi hota balki Yahaan koi classroom Mein apni class le raha hota.. Exams are not everything but that doesn't mean they are not important ofcourse they are important part of study..
Neha-So Mr Ankit you scored 99 out of 100 kya lagta hai 1 number Kahaan cut hua?? Konsa question galat tha..
Main-Koi bhi nahi..
Neha-Galat tha.. Short answer Mein question tha heat capacity k Uppar?? Yaad hai.. Your answer was 9.432345..but real answer was 9.334243..
Main-Oh no real answer tha 9.45454 jo maine likha tha or yahi answer tha woh 1 number keval issi liye cut kiya aapne taaki meri memory check karne k liye ye sawaal puch shakein..
Ye sun Neha shocked reh gayi.. I know I am smart bc ab ye reaction ki aadat hogayi hai..
Neha-How do you know that??
Main-I am smart..
Vidya-Tell me Ankit why you want to become a teacher?
Main-I know aap bahot Saare Jawaab sun chuke honge Iss sawaal k, kissi ne kaha hoga because woh students kaa bhalla karna chaahta hai kissi ne kaha hoga because Bachpan se sapna tha and all but my answer is because I am selfish, I love Physics every part of it and I want students to also love physics I want to prove to people how beautiful physics is that kind of gives me a satisfying mindset..
Sunil-Aap exam day bhi late they and aaj bhi aapko pata he hoga ki in this profession you have to be on time.. So kya message send kar rahe hain aap Humein late aake..
Main -To be honest main aaplogon ko koi message send nahi kar raha or bhalla karunga bhi kyun ye toh bus main new hun so issues rehtey hain..
Sunil - And also what about that beard of your?? College Mein aise aaoge??
Main-Why not??
Sunil-With beard??
Main-I don't get the issue here.? Kharaab lag rahi hai..
Prim-No Ankit inka matlab hai ye professional manner nahi hai..
Main-Oh i see Sunil sir i am not a model I am a simple guy who just loves to teach..
Sunil-OK Iss interview k results obviously kal aaenge lekin hypothetically speaking agar main aapko kahun ki remove this beard and Baaki sab theek hai main aapko abhi noukari dedunga toh kya aap isko hataaoge??
Main-Hehehe..let me tell you the backstory.. So main jab first year Mein tha tab mere physics k professor k sath thode issues hogaye they 2 main reasons they first main ek below average student tha and 2 main beard k sath aata tha ye nahi ki main acha lagta tha yaa cool banana chaahta tha naa none of that bus waise he rakhleta tha.. So one day we had a heated exchange of words My proffesor told me ki main ek mawali ki tarah aata hun or ek mawali he banke reh jaaunga ye daadhi badhaake kuch nahi haansil kar paunga main or ek below average student banke kahin 5th class k bachon ko padhaaunga.. Ab that hurt my ego I have ego issues because of how smart I am. Maine unko promise kiya ki i'll be far better then him.. And now look at me main wahaan se phd kar raha hun Jahaan se mere woh professor 4 baar reject hochuke hain. Or ab Baat karein apke question ki toh first of all hypothetically speaking aap aisa kar he nahi shaktey seedha job par nahi rakhoge aap but agar imagination ki Baat Hai toh no sir main beard remove nahi karunga..
Vidya-Interesting.. Ankit you said you have ego issues??
Main-Yes mam but only in physics .. Uske alaawa kissi Mein Nahi I mean mam I think I am pretty smart so ego uske sath sath Aa he jaati hai.. Or uske alaawa mujhe kuch aata bhi nahi toh or kissme ego rakhunga..
Neha-Ankit ji Kya students ko aap apne jaisa banana suggest karoge?? In short do you think you are a great guy..?
Main-No Hell no I am not a great guy.. I am just a simple guy who loves physics.. Or no mam main kissi ko apne jaisa banana suggest nahi karunga jiske kuch reasons hain first because no one can be like me In terms of Brain power.. And second I was lucky throughout my life people normally don't get that lucky.. Sab alag hotey hain and wahi best rehta hai unke liye..
Principal-You are smart and intelligent Ankit i give you that..You are inspirational in many ways.. So do you think you deserve a better college then this??
Main-Sir I care about students not the colleges as I told you I don't care about anything but the students.. I don't care about sallery I don't care about my looks I don't care about anything but my students.. And college koi bhi ho sir students are the same..
Prin-Great answer..
Neha-So Mr Ankit what's you favorite topic to talk about in physics..
Main-Skip that I give you a chance what's your favorite topic in physics I can talk about that..
Mujhe pata tha ye iske favourite Physicist Richard Feynman ki Baat karegi yaa fir thermodynamics ki..
Neha-Richard Feynman ko bhalla kon nahi jaanta..
Main-I agree..
Neha-Kya jaantey ho aap unke baare Mein??
Main-Kuch bhi puchiye..
Neha-Born??
Main-11 may 1918 in New York.. Passed away on 15 Feb 1988 LA..
Neha-What was his final resting place..?
Main-Mountain view cemetery California..
Lund mera atkega in questions Mein..
Neha-His wife's name??
Main-Which one he had 3 wives.. Arline, Marry and Gwenth.
Neha-Children??
Main-2..
Neha-OK well it seems it's easy for you. Achaa Ankit ji Richard Feynman k baare Mein Koi bhi aise 2 facts bataiye jo mujhe nahi pata ho you have only 2 chances..
Main-1st. He had Liposarcoma..
Neha-A rare form of cancer. I know pata hai mujhe..
Main - Ye fact nahi tha fact was unke andar se surgeons ne ek tumour remove kiya tha...
Neha-Yes i know that too Ankit ji..
Main - Puri Baat toh suniye.. Aapko pata hai uss tumour ki size kya thi?? Almost Same as size of a football..
Neha - What?? Really.. I didn't know that..
Main-2nd you know his nickname was..
Neha-Dick Feynman..
Main-You know why??
Neha-No..
Main-Because he behaved like a dick to people.. He just didn't care.. He loved his study and only his study..
Neha-Well.. I must say you are the smartest person I have ever met..
Main-Thanks..
Prin-Well we are done here Ankit Thanks for coming..
Main-No problem sir.. Thanks for taking time to talk with me.. Thanks..
Wahaan se main chaati chaudi karke nikala I know I was selected 100% unke thobdey dekh k samjh gaya tha main bc.. So a new chapter begins..
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