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Humlog uncle ko leke ghar pohancney maine Chang ko ishare se woh paison waala bag andar lejaane ko or woh 1 lakh 45 hajaar nikaal k laane ko bola or main Uncle ko leke unke ghar Mein aaya gate khulla tha Aunty hall Mein he baithi thi Ami bhi wahin thi.. Humein dekh turant humare pass aai.. Maine uncle ko baithaaya wahaan.

Aunty-Kya hua beta??

Maine unhe same Kahaani sunaai jo uncle ko sunaai thi..

Aunty-Maantey nahi ho bilkul bhi meri.. Dawaai time se lena ab warna mujhse bura koi nahi hoga.. Ankit nahi hota toh pata nahi kya hojaata.. Beta Bhagwaan ki tarah aae ho tum humari jindagi Mein..

Main-Arrey aisa kuch nahi hai Aunty aapne itani help ki hai humaari itana toh kar he shaktey hain humlog aapke liye..

Iss bich Chang paise le aaya..

Main-Ye aunty rent or 2 months kaa advance..

Aunty-Yahaan rakh do beta..

Main-Or Haan Uncle aage se wahaan se rent lene khud matt Jaana itana durr akele suit nahi karta aapko.. Unhone kahaa hai ghar he pohanchwaadenge..

Aunty-Ye bhi acha he hai.. Ek baat toh achi hui wohlog darr gaye..

Main-Khaana khaake Dawaai leke so Jaao uncle Ji..

Uncle-Haan beta.. Thankyou so much...

Main-Arrey ab aap sharminda kar rahe ho.. Rest lijiye.. Koi help caahiye ho toh call me..

Uncle-Ji beta..

Main-Chalo good night..

Ye bol Main Chang or Ami apne ghar aae toh Saamne sofa par Chang ne 500-500 ki gaddiyaan failaa rakhi thi..

Ami-What the fuck..

Chang-Sorry count kar raha tha..

Main-Aise kon count karta haibe..

Chang-My bad.. Total 38 laakh kuch bache hain boss ye.. 40 lakh they..

Ami-Ye hain kya?? Itane paise??

Humne bataaya usko ki kya hua tha..

Ami-What the fuck.. Tumlog he lelo saara action main baithi reh jaati hun..

Main-Haan..

Ami-Chalo ab main shopping kar shakti hun.. Great..

Main-Shut up.. Abhi ye paisa bahaar nahi nikaalna hai..

Ami-Koi naa kuch din Baad karlenge.

Main-Chupaa dey be isko Chang.. Or so Jaao..

Main apne room Mein aaya.. Ye sab mera picha nahi chhodega bhenchod fuck this shit.. I mean you can't make this shit up itani bakchodi movies Mein Nahi hoti bhenchod..

Ye sab sochte hue main so gaya..Subah time se utha fresh hua nahaa dhoke ready hua naasta kiya tabtak Mukesh or Vikash aagaye..

Mukesh-Morning bhai..

Main-Morning bacha party..

Humlog college pohanchey toh aaj gate par protest chaalu ho raha tha students ikatha horahe they..

Mukesh-Ye bhenchod kab aagaya..

Vikash-Parson aaya tha kuch derr k liye kal bhi dekha tha maine toh isko.

Main-Kon??

Mukesh-Ye Akshay Sharma.. Yaad hai bataaya tha maine Pehle president tha ye..

Main-Gaya Kahaan tha ye??

Mukesh-Accident hogaya tha iska hospital Mein tha 15-16 din se.. Saala Marr Jaata toh acha hota ab fir aisi taisi karega sabki.. Dekhlo aatey he Protest jaruri hai or kuch nahi karega..

Main-Karne dey be..

Mukesh-Arrey aap nahi jaante bhai isko bahot chutiya hai ye.

Main-Chalo chalo..

Humlog andar aae wahaan se main seedha staff room Mein aaya toh aaj sab teachers wahin baithey they bhenchod or not gonna lie unmein se keval ek yaa 2 bandey aise hain jo theek hain Baaki sab bakchod hain bhenchod maha bakchod ek woh lawdi Nishta madam bhenchod pura din uski line maarni khatam nahi hoti usase durr rehta hun main ek or hai uske sath Parul karke woh bhi bc same line maarti rehti pure din.. Inke aas pass bhi nahi jaata main.. Fuck these dumb bitches.

Main sign karke turant bahaar nikala wahaan se or Neha mam ko call kiya..

Main-Haanji madam Kahaan ho??

Neha-Uppar..

Main-Uppar kya hai??

Neha-Niche kya hai?? Classes toh lagengi nahi aaj or ghar Jaa nahi shaktey toh time pass karna he padega..

Main-Class kyun nahi lagengi?

Neha-Woh dekha nahi gate k Uppar??

Main-Oh.. Protest??

Neha-Kaaeka protest politics hain sab.. Students kaa future bigaad rahe hain apni publicity k liye..

Main-Nice..

Neha-Main kuch students k sath hun doubts wagairaah karwaa rahi hun clear..

Main-Good idea same karta hun main..

Neha-Mere pass he aajaao sabke sath lelenge doubts..

Main - Sure konse room Mein Ho??

Neha-238..

Call disconnected..

Main Uppar Jaane laga toh Raastey Mein Mukesh or Vikash khaddey mobile Mein bakchodi pail rahe they..

Main-Kya be..?

Muke-Wassup bhai..

Main-Aao class Mein baithenge..

Muke-Less go..

Main un dono k sath Uppar aaya toh wahaan kuch ladkiyaan khaddi thi Ye jagat ki friends hain inmein se kuch ko Jaan gaya tha main rojj bakchodi pelti thi ye.

Ladki-Good morning sir.. Kaise hain aap??

Main-Good..

Ladki-Aaj bade clean lag rahe ho sir..

Main-Yeah i know..

Inko I guess jagat ne bataaya nahi tha issi liye daily bakchodi kar leti thi ye.. Unko ignore maarke aage room Mein aaya Jahaan Neha mam baithi thi or kuch students bhi mojjud they.. Woh ladkiyaan bhi mere sath he aagayi andar..

Main-Wassup guys..

Main bhi baitha wahaan ek bench par 15-20 students hogaye they wahaan.. Doubt session chaalu hua jo lamba chala like 40-50 minutes takk doubts liye sabke.. And then thoda gap liya baatein karne lage humlog.. Tab Mukesh kaa phone baja ussne bahaar jaake baat ki and waapis andar aaya..

Mukesh-Bahaar kand ho gaya bhaiya..

Main-Kya??

Muke-Mere papa kaa phone tha bahaar students k sath sath local log bhi involve hogaye hain bahot Saare or mujhe kaha ki abhi mouka mille toh nikal Jaao college se almost sab teachers ko nikaal chukein hain wohlog..Gundagardi chal rahi hai bahaar todd fodd horahi hai.. Sadak takk Jam hogayi hai..

Neha-Oh god.. What the hell itana jaldi..

Main-Let's go then.. Nikal letey hain..

Ab Main room se bahaar nikala he tha ki mujhe dikha Saamne Jagat or uske 4 sathi bhaagte hue humaari taraf aae..

Jagat-Sir.. Sir.. Bachaalijyo..

Main-Kya hua??

Jagat-Idhar he aarahe hain wohlog.. College ka toh koi hai he nahi.. Dandey rod liye aarahe hain Sir mereko maarenge sir bahot jyaada mereko kya sabko maarenge .. Please sir..

Main-Tumhe dekha toh nahi unhone??

Jagat-Nahi Sir but harr ek room ko check kartey hue aarahe hain.

Main-Tumlog andar ghusso.. Tumlog bhi Mukesh andar Jaa Neha mam aap bhi baitho..

Neha-Orr aap??

Main-Main dekhlunga..

Neha-What do you mean dekhloge?? It's dangerous out there Ankit..

Main-Don't worry.. Main samjhaadunga unhe..Bus tumlog shorr matt karna..

Ye bolke maine gate ko kundi lagaa di bahaar se. Idhar khidki koi thi nahi toh andar se mujhe nahi dekh shaktey they students and Neha wagairaah so I was chilling.. Main thoda aage ki taraf jaake khadda hogaya hall Mein uss room se durr.. I know main unka chutiya kaat shakta tha baaton se easily but agar woh Jagat or ladkiyon ko dekhletey toh maamla biggad jaata.. Protest ki aad Mein yahi sab karna hota hai unko..

Main 10 minute takk khadda raha wahaan se bahaar kaa dekh shakta tha main sadak bandh thi aas pass ki dukaanein bhi.. Dhuaan uth raha tha black koi vehicle jalaya hoga.. College k ground and lawn Mein toh koi nahi dikh raha tha.. Tab Uppar aaye 3 Bandey hath Mein hockey liye..

"Arrey idhar koi hai".. Deepak bhai idhar aao..

Ye bol Woh teeno meri taraf aae..
Teen?? Maadarchod inko toh fodd k bhi nikaal lunga sabko bahaar.. Lekin meri planning tab chud gayi jab unke piche piche 5 bandey or Uppar aae..

OH fuck Not Again..

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Update-153(I Did It Again)

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Ab woh hogaye total 8 woh meri taraf aane lage. Unmein se mostly khaali hath he they bus 4 k pass dandey they un 8 Mein se..

Woh sablog meri taraf aae..

"Deepak Bhai ye dekho..

Ye sun ek banda aage aaya ye tha unka leader i guess Deepak.. Woh mere pass aaya..

Deepak - Kya kar raha haibe?? Pata nahi college bandh hai..

Main-Sorry bhai Jaa nahi paaya darr gaya tha..

Deepak - konse group kaa hai tu??

Main-Main toh teacher hun bhai..

Deepak - OH. Acha.. Isko chhodo be teachers ko Jaane do. Orr koi hai Yahaan??

Main-nahi bhai akela hun main..

Deepak - Achaa. Bhaag Jaao master ji firr toh.. Tumlog khaddey kya ho be kamre check karo..

Main-Arrey kya karoge kamre dekh k.. Koi nahi hai..

Deepak-Master chutiya naa banao Jagat idhar he aaya hai or idhar he hai tumhe baksh raha hun nikal lo.. Warna dekh rahe ho ye?? Hockey gand Mein daalke niche faink dunga...

Ussne apni hockey meri chest Mein point kartey hue kaha.

Main-Ek second tumlog college k ho kya??

Deepak-Naa.. Students dikh rahe hain tujhe hum?? Bhosdk..

Main-Sab k sab outsiders??

Deepak - Haao..ab jaata hai ya dun?

Main-Well I am really sorry for you then.

Maine jhatke se uske hath se hockey cheeni or woh banda react kar paata usase Pehle di uski naak k Uppar woh piche ko hatta tab mujhe milla time maine hockey di usko puri ghumaake naak or munh k bichon bich woh girra niche ab uske sathi failey hue they alag alag rooms ki taraf toh mere liye easy tha.wohlog aae meri taraf or Main bhaaga aage waalon ki taraf bhaagtey hue ek ki hockey se bacha main or jump maarke uske piche waale ko maara apna ghutna uske munh k Uppar woh girra niche or main uske Uppar girra khadda hua or ghumtey he piche waale ko di hockey taangon par woh bhi girra niche or niche girrtey he Maine di hockey uski chaati Mein saale kaa Saara interior gaya hoga woh wahin late gaya ab jisko ghutna maara tha woh uthne laga tha toh maine muddtey he di hockey uske kaan k Uppar Jo bhayanak lagi or woh deewar se takraaya and wahin late gaya ab piche se bandey aagaye they wohlog lage mujhe maarne toh main bachtey hue seedhiyon Mein aaya or aatey he jo aage tha uski taang mein fansaake hockey khinch lee woh girra or seedhiyon parr ludakta hua Jaane laga niche.. Ab Uppar 2 bache ek piche hatt gaya or ek aage jhapta main bacha usase or usko ek hath se dhakka diya piche or waapis Uppar chaddha and jump maarke di hockey uske sirr k bichon bich uski hockey chutti hath se or woh wahin girr padda.. Dusare k pass hockey nahi thi toh woh aage badhke jukha or dusare ki hockey uthane laga Waah bhenchod main toh waise he khadda hun idhar.. Jaise he jukha maine di laat uske munh k Uppar woh girra piche jaake or girrtey he di maine hockey uski taang k Uppar woh chilaaya bechara tab agla waar hua uske munh k Uppar ekdum perfectly uske munh k Uppar daant andar ko chale gaye honge maadarchod k woh wahin behosh hogaya.. Ab Uppar bache 2 bandey or woh dono he uss Deepak ko sambhalne Mein busy they inshort fattu they.. Tab mujhe seedhiyon se aai awaaj..

"Uppar hai ek maadarchod mujhe faink diya niche.."

"Chal Chal"..

Main seedhiyon se ek side chuppa or wohlog aae bhaagtey hue maine 2 ko toh Uppar aane diye uske Baad nikala or piche waalon k Uppar ghumaai hockey wohlog 2 they ek sath or timing aisi set hui ki dono k he thobdey par lagi hockey ek toh waapis gaya seedhiyon se girrta hua or dusare ko kam lagi woh thoda piche hatta tab di maine kick usko jump maarke dono pair uski chaati Mein jadd diye woh seedhiyon Mein uchallta hua piche deewar se takraaya.. Ab jo 2 Uppar aachuke they woh doudey meri taraf ek k pass danda tha normal saa danda chaddi he lagaalo ussne woh maara mujhe maine roukka nahi kyunki lagna toh tha nahi or maine woh time utilize kiya apni hockey Mein or di uske pait Mein uski dandi lagi mujhe or meri hockey lagi usse woh bhenchod piche ko jaake girra.. Ab uske dusare sathi k pass kuch bhi nahi tha toh woh bhaaga dussri side Jahaan Deepak padda tha.. Jaane do baadmein dekhunga fattu logon ko.. Ab jisko pait Mein maara tha woh apna pait pakkad k utha balcony ki deewar kaa sahaara leke tab di maine khaddey khaddey he laat uske munh k Uppar woh bhenchod railing k Uppar se he gaya niche.. Jyaada unchaai nahi thi or niche ghaas he tha toh hath pair he tuttenge... Ye Pehle kyun nahi dekha bc maine.. Ab aao maadarchod.. Niche se aae 4 bandey or 1 toh abhi abhi seedhiyon se uddta hua gaya tha wahi tha.. Maine Uppar aane he naa diya maadarchod log ko main seedhiyon Mein he aagaya kyunki seedhiyon Mein jagah kam thi jisase wohlog ek sath nahi attack kar shaktey they.. Issliye main unki taraf gaya or jo sabse aage tha usko di Uppar se munh par laat woh bechaara fir ludakta hua niche gaya.. Or aage waala aaya meri taraf hockey maari ussne mujhe maine apni hockey se roukki or badle Mein di ek laat uske munh par.. Main Uppar tha seedhiyon Mein or wohlog niche jo ek or plus point tha kyunki meri laatein ekdum on point lag rahi thi bhenchod.. Laat usko lagi woh bechaara piche ko gaya or apne piche waale ko bhi legaya niche girrtey hue.. Ab bacha ek usske pass ek Mota danda tha ussne maarna caaha meri taangon Mein toh main kuddke waapis seedhiyon se Uppar hall Mein aaya or woh Uppar aaya mere piche toh maine hockey maari faink k usske munh par ussne hath se roukki jarur but woh keval distraction thi uss hockey k piche piche main aagaya tha maine diya uske munh par punch or agle he pall jhatke se uska danda cheena or bhenchod ghumm k diya uss maadarchod ki ribs Mein Woh gand faad chilaaya or apne ghutano par girr padda abki baar maara danda maine uski pith Mein Woh sapaat lait gaya niche.. Ye milla dhangkaa hathyaar hockey bc Light thi.. Ab woh niche waale aane lage Uppar or mujhe dekh wahin rukk gayee samjh gaye they woh ki seedhiyon Mein fir maarunga unko..

Main-Aao be aao darr kya rahe ho lo piche hatt gaya main..

Ye bol main ultey paon kuch kadam piche hatta jo unhone Maan liya or Uppar aane lage..

Main-Just kidding..

Ye bol main waapis bhaaga unki taraf.. Height kaa advantage liya or Pehle waale ko diya munh k Uppar woh danda abki baar permanently gaya niche woh or Baaki 2 Uppar aagaye lekin Uppar aake Lund kuch karliya ek toh nihatha tha or wahi banda aage tha mere ab maadarchod piche ko bhaage jisase uska sathi bhi confuse hogaya or maine diya uske pith par he woh Danda woh apne sathi k pairon Mein girra jisase mujhe milla mouka or piche waale ko diya woh danda chaati Mein Woh piche deewar se satt gaya ab niche waale ko laat maari maine lawde k Uppar woh lawda pakkad chilaane laga or piche waala dandey se recover ho paata usase Pehle ek or diya maine abki baar uske lawde par saale ki Goti munh Mein aagayi hongi.. Woh apne ghutano par girra tab di maine laat uske munh k Uppar uska sirr piche deewar se takraaya or power itani thi ki fatt gaya hoga uska sirr.. Ab maine woh niche waale ki baari thi usko paddey-2 ko pail diya maine tab 2 bandey or aae Uppar jisme se ek tha Akshay Sharma.. Woh mujhe maarta dekh wahi rukk gaya banda hatta katta tha kaafi.. Woh Uppar aaya apne attitude Mein..

Akshay-Kya horaha hai Yahaan??

Tab dikha usse woh hallway karhaatey hue logon se bharra hua uski aankhein bahaar aane ko hogayi.

Akshay-Yu. E. Eye ye.. Tune kiya hai??

Maine aage toh bolne he nahi diya maadarchod ko woh danda maara uske pait Mein Woh girra ulti kartey hue apne ghutano par ye dekh uska sathi bhaaga niche ki taraf but maine maara danda faink k uski pith Mein woh munh k ball girra seedhiyon Mein or main gaya uske piche piche Pehle toh danda uthaya or jaise he uske pass pohancha usko niche paddey ko he maara danda maine kulhe k Uppar saale kaa dhaancha hill gaya, pura vibrate hogaya chilaatey hue woh or agla diya uski knee k Uppar bus khel khatam woh rone laga chilaatey hue bhenchod.. Main waapis Uppar aaya toh Woh Akshay deewar kaa sahaara leke thook raha tha tha.. Main piche se aaya or maara danda uske pichwaade k Uppar full power se woh munh k ball girra niche or girrtey he ek danda diya uske ghutne k Uppar woh chilaatey hue utha..

Main-Ab rukk bhaagna matt..


Ye bol main gaya aage ki taraf Jahaan woh 3 bakchod baithe they.. Mujhe apni taraf Aata dekh unhone hath khadddey kardiye.. Maadarchod surrender kar rahe hain bolo..

Main gaya aage or jaate he unko toh bolne takk na diya Pehle ko maara danda uske ribs Mein Woh chilaatey hue wahin girr padda or dusara hatta piche toh maine di laat usko woh girra niche teesra aaya mujhe maarne.. Punch uthaya maarne k liye ussne toh maine danda uske punch par he Maar diya woh gand faad chilaaya.. Ab main Neha waale room k close tha toh unhe sunaai degaya or andar se Neha ki awaaj aai..

Neha-Kya horaha hai bahaar?? Ankit are you all right??

Main-Oh main theek hun yelog aapis Mein he Ladd rahe hain..

Last banda mere Saamne railing kaa sahara leke khadda hua or maine usko maari SPARTAAAA waali kick woh railing k Uppar se gaya niche.. Nice.. That was sick..

Maine woh hallway dekha suru se end takk log paddey they.. Main waapis uss Akshay k pass aaya.. Woh baitha tha deewar kaa sahara leke..

"Or Nahi Please Main toh bus dekhne aaya tha"..

Main-Orr nahi maarunga be.. Student hai tu bach gaya Listen to me here i got only 1 wish i want to ask you.. Keep This Politics out of the college please I am tired of beating people like you I don't have time.. Agar meri khopdi khiski toh bahot jyaada maarunga i promise..

Akshay-You are an Animal..

Main-Oh No I am a Monster..

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Update-152(It Keeps Getting Worse)


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Humlog uncle ko leke ghar pohancney maine Chang ko ishare se woh paison waala bag andar lejaane ko or woh 1 lakh 45 hajaar nikaal k laane ko bola or main Uncle ko leke unke ghar Mein aaya gate khulla tha Aunty hall Mein he baithi thi Ami bhi wahin thi.. Humein dekh turant humare pass aai.. Maine uncle ko baithaaya wahaan.

Aunty-Kya hua beta??

Maine unhe same Kahaani sunaai jo uncle ko sunaai thi..

Aunty-Maantey nahi ho bilkul bhi meri.. Dawaai time se lena ab warna mujhse bura koi nahi hoga.. Ankit nahi hota toh pata nahi kya hojaata.. Beta Bhagwaan ki tarah aae ho tum humari jindagi Mein..

Main-Arrey aisa kuch nahi hai Aunty aapne itani help ki hai humaari itana toh kar he shaktey hain humlog aapke liye..

Iss bich Chang paise le aaya..

Main-Ye aunty rent or 2 months kaa advance..

Aunty-Yahaan rakh do beta..

Main-Or Haan Uncle aage se wahaan se rent lene khud matt Jaana itana durr akele suit nahi karta aapko.. Unhone kahaa hai ghar he pohanchwaadenge..

Aunty-Ye bhi acha he hai.. Ek baat toh achi hui wohlog darr gaye..

Main-Khaana khaake Dawaai leke so Jaao uncle Ji..

Uncle-Haan beta.. Thankyou so much...

Main-Arrey ab aap sharminda kar rahe ho.. Rest lijiye.. Koi help caahiye ho toh call me..

Uncle-Ji beta..

Main-Chalo good night..

Ye bol Main Chang or Ami apne ghar aae toh Saamne sofa par Chang ne 500-500 ki gaddiyaan failaa rakhi thi..

Ami-What the fuck..

Chang-Sorry count kar raha tha..

Main-Aise kon count karta haibe..

Chang-My bad.. Total 38 laakh kuch bache hain boss ye.. 40 lakh they..

Ami-Ye hain kya?? Itane paise??

Humne bataaya usko ki kya hua tha..

Ami-What the fuck.. Tumlog he lelo saara action main baithi reh jaati hun..

Main-Haan..

Ami-Chalo ab main shopping kar shakti hun.. Great..

Main-Shut up.. Abhi ye paisa bahaar nahi nikaalna hai..

Ami-Koi naa kuch din Baad karlenge.

Main-Chupaa dey be isko Chang.. Or so Jaao..

Main apne room Mein aaya.. Ye sab mera picha nahi chhodega bhenchod fuck this shit.. I mean you can't make this shit up itani bakchodi movies Mein Nahi hoti bhenchod..

Ye sab sochte hue main so gaya..Subah time se utha fresh hua nahaa dhoke ready hua naasta kiya tabtak Mukesh or Vikash aagaye..

Mukesh-Morning bhai..

Main-Morning bacha party..

Humlog college pohanchey toh aaj gate par protest chaalu ho raha tha students ikatha horahe they..

Mukesh-Ye bhenchod kab aagaya..

Vikash-Parson aaya tha kuch derr k liye kal bhi dekha tha maine toh isko.

Main-Kon??

Mukesh-Ye Akshay Sharma.. Yaad hai bataaya tha maine Pehle president tha ye..

Main-Gaya Kahaan tha ye??

Mukesh-Accident hogaya tha iska hospital Mein tha 15-16 din se.. Saala Marr Jaata toh acha hota ab fir aisi taisi karega sabki.. Dekhlo aatey he Protest jaruri hai or kuch nahi karega..

Main-Karne dey be..

Mukesh-Arrey aap nahi jaante bhai isko bahot chutiya hai ye.

Main-Chalo chalo..

Humlog andar aae wahaan se main seedha staff room Mein aaya toh aaj sab teachers wahin baithey they bhenchod or not gonna lie unmein se keval ek yaa 2 bandey aise hain jo theek hain Baaki sab bakchod hain bhenchod maha bakchod ek woh lawdi Nishta madam bhenchod pura din uski line maarni khatam nahi hoti usase durr rehta hun main ek or hai uske sath Parul karke woh bhi bc same line maarti rehti pure din.. Inke aas pass bhi nahi jaata main.. Fuck these dumb bitches.

Main sign karke turant bahaar nikala wahaan se or Neha mam ko call kiya..

Main-Haanji madam Kahaan ho??

Neha-Uppar..

Main-Uppar kya hai??

Neha-Niche kya hai?? Classes toh lagengi nahi aaj or ghar Jaa nahi shaktey toh time pass karna he padega..

Main-Class kyun nahi lagengi?

Neha-Woh dekha nahi gate k Uppar??

Main-Oh.. Protest??

Neha-Kaaeka protest politics hain sab.. Students kaa future bigaad rahe hain apni publicity k liye..

Main-Nice..

Neha-Main kuch students k sath hun doubts wagairaah karwaa rahi hun clear..

Main-Good idea same karta hun main..

Neha-Mere pass he aajaao sabke sath lelenge doubts..

Main - Sure konse room Mein Ho??

Neha-238..

Call disconnected..

Main Uppar Jaane laga toh Raastey Mein Mukesh or Vikash khaddey mobile Mein bakchodi pail rahe they..

Main-Kya be..?

Muke-Wassup bhai..

Main-Aao class Mein baithenge..

Muke-Less go..

Main un dono k sath Uppar aaya toh wahaan kuch ladkiyaan khaddi thi Ye jagat ki friends hain inmein se kuch ko Jaan gaya tha main rojj bakchodi pelti thi ye.

Ladki-Good morning sir.. Kaise hain aap??

Main-Good..

Ladki-Aaj bade clean lag rahe ho sir..

Main-Yeah i know..

Inko I guess jagat ne bataaya nahi tha issi liye daily bakchodi kar leti thi ye.. Unko ignore maarke aage room Mein aaya Jahaan Neha mam baithi thi or kuch students bhi mojjud they.. Woh ladkiyaan bhi mere sath he aagayi andar..

Main-Wassup guys..

Main bhi baitha wahaan ek bench par 15-20 students hogaye they wahaan.. Doubt session chaalu hua jo lamba chala like 40-50 minutes takk doubts liye sabke.. And then thoda gap liya baatein karne lage humlog.. Tab Mukesh kaa phone baja ussne bahaar jaake baat ki and waapis andar aaya..

Mukesh-Bahaar kand ho gaya bhaiya..

Main-Kya??

Muke-Mere papa kaa phone tha bahaar students k sath sath local log bhi involve hogaye hain bahot Saare or mujhe kaha ki abhi mouka mille toh nikal Jaao college se almost sab teachers ko nikaal chukein hain wohlog..Gundagardi chal rahi hai bahaar todd fodd horahi hai.. Sadak takk Jam hogayi hai..

Neha-Oh god.. What the hell itana jaldi..

Main-Let's go then.. Nikal letey hain..

Ab Main room se bahaar nikala he tha ki mujhe dikha Saamne Jagat or uske 4 sathi bhaagte hue humaari taraf aae..

Jagat-Sir.. Sir.. Bachaalijyo..

Main-Kya hua??

Jagat-Idhar he aarahe hain wohlog.. College ka toh koi hai he nahi.. Dandey rod liye aarahe hain Sir mereko maarenge sir bahot jyaada mereko kya sabko maarenge .. Please sir..

Main-Tumhe dekha toh nahi unhone??

Jagat-Nahi Sir but harr ek room ko check kartey hue aarahe hain.

Main-Tumlog andar ghusso.. Tumlog bhi Mukesh andar Jaa Neha mam aap bhi baitho..

Neha-Orr aap??

Main-Main dekhlunga..

Neha-What do you mean dekhloge?? It's dangerous out there Ankit..

Main-Don't worry.. Main samjhaadunga unhe..Bus tumlog shorr matt karna..

Ye bolke maine gate ko kundi lagaa di bahaar se. Idhar khidki koi thi nahi toh andar se mujhe nahi dekh shaktey they students and Neha wagairaah so I was chilling.. Main thoda aage ki taraf jaake khadda hogaya hall Mein uss room se durr.. I know main unka chutiya kaat shakta tha baaton se easily but agar woh Jagat or ladkiyon ko dekhletey toh maamla biggad jaata.. Protest ki aad Mein yahi sab karna hota hai unko..

Main 10 minute takk khadda raha wahaan se bahaar kaa dekh shakta tha main sadak bandh thi aas pass ki dukaanein bhi.. Dhuaan uth raha tha black koi vehicle jalaya hoga.. College k ground and lawn Mein toh koi nahi dikh raha tha.. Tab Uppar aaye 3 Bandey hath Mein hockey liye..

"Arrey idhar koi hai".. Deepak bhai idhar aao..

Ye bol Woh teeno meri taraf aae..
Teen?? Maadarchod inko toh fodd k bhi nikaal lunga sabko bahaar.. Lekin meri planning tab chud gayi jab unke piche piche 5 bandey or Uppar aae..

OH fuck Not Again..

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Nice update bhai

 

[Ajay]

Update-153(I Did It Again)

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Ab woh hogaye total 8 woh meri taraf aane lage. Unmein se mostly khaali hath he they bus 4 k pass dandey they un 8 Mein se..

Woh sablog meri taraf aae..

"Deepak Bhai ye dekho..

Ye sun ek banda aage aaya ye tha unka leader i guess Deepak.. Woh mere pass aaya..

Deepak - Kya kar raha haibe?? Pata nahi college bandh hai..

Main-Sorry bhai Jaa nahi paaya darr gaya tha..

Deepak - konse group kaa hai tu??

Main-Main toh teacher hun bhai..

Deepak - OH. Acha.. Isko chhodo be teachers ko Jaane do. Orr koi hai Yahaan??

Main-nahi bhai akela hun main..

Deepak - Achaa. Bhaag Jaao master ji firr toh.. Tumlog khaddey kya ho be kamre check karo..

Main-Arrey kya karoge kamre dekh k.. Koi nahi hai..

Deepak-Master chutiya naa banao Jagat idhar he aaya hai or idhar he hai tumhe baksh raha hun nikal lo.. Warna dekh rahe ho ye?? Hockey gand Mein daalke niche faink dunga...

Ussne apni hockey meri chest Mein point kartey hue kaha.

Main-Ek second tumlog college k ho kya??

Deepak-Naa.. Students dikh rahe hain tujhe hum?? Bhosdk..

Main-Sab k sab outsiders??

Deepak - Haao..ab jaata hai ya dun?

Main-Well I am really sorry for you then.

Maine jhatke se uske hath se hockey cheeni or woh banda react kar paata usase Pehle di uski naak k Uppar woh piche ko hatta tab mujhe milla time maine hockey di usko puri ghumaake naak or munh k bichon bich woh girra niche ab uske sathi failey hue they alag alag rooms ki taraf toh mere liye easy tha.wohlog aae meri taraf or Main bhaaga aage waalon ki taraf bhaagtey hue ek ki hockey se bacha main or jump maarke uske piche waale ko maara apna ghutna uske munh k Uppar woh girra niche or main uske Uppar girra khadda hua or ghumtey he piche waale ko di hockey taangon par woh bhi girra niche or niche girrtey he Maine di hockey uski chaati Mein saale kaa Saara interior gaya hoga woh wahin late gaya ab jisko ghutna maara tha woh uthne laga tha toh maine muddtey he di hockey uske kaan k Uppar Jo bhayanak lagi or woh deewar se takraaya and wahin late gaya ab piche se bandey aagaye they wohlog lage mujhe maarne toh main bachtey hue seedhiyon Mein aaya or aatey he jo aage tha uski taang mein fansaake hockey khinch lee woh girra or seedhiyon parr ludakta hua Jaane laga niche.. Ab Uppar 2 bache ek piche hatt gaya or ek aage jhapta main bacha usase or usko ek hath se dhakka diya piche or waapis Uppar chaddha and jump maarke di hockey uske sirr k bichon bich uski hockey chutti hath se or woh wahin girr padda.. Dusare k pass hockey nahi thi toh woh aage badhke jukha or dusare ki hockey uthane laga Waah bhenchod main toh waise he khadda hun idhar.. Jaise he jukha maine di laat uske munh k Uppar woh girra piche jaake or girrtey he di maine hockey uski taang k Uppar woh chilaaya bechara tab agla waar hua uske munh k Uppar ekdum perfectly uske munh k Uppar daant andar ko chale gaye honge maadarchod k woh wahin behosh hogaya.. Ab Uppar bache 2 bandey or woh dono he uss Deepak ko sambhalne Mein busy they inshort fattu they.. Tab mujhe seedhiyon se aai awaaj..

"Uppar hai ek maadarchod mujhe faink diya niche.."

"Chal Chal"..

Main seedhiyon se ek side chuppa or wohlog aae bhaagtey hue maine 2 ko toh Uppar aane diye uske Baad nikala or piche waalon k Uppar ghumaai hockey wohlog 2 they ek sath or timing aisi set hui ki dono k he thobdey par lagi hockey ek toh waapis gaya seedhiyon se girrta hua or dusare ko kam lagi woh thoda piche hatta tab di maine kick usko jump maarke dono pair uski chaati Mein jadd diye woh seedhiyon Mein uchallta hua piche deewar se takraaya.. Ab jo 2 Uppar aachuke they woh doudey meri taraf ek k pass danda tha normal saa danda chaddi he lagaalo ussne woh maara mujhe maine roukka nahi kyunki lagna toh tha nahi or maine woh time utilize kiya apni hockey Mein or di uske pait Mein uski dandi lagi mujhe or meri hockey lagi usse woh bhenchod piche ko jaake girra.. Ab uske dusare sathi k pass kuch bhi nahi tha toh woh bhaaga dussri side Jahaan Deepak padda tha.. Jaane do baadmein dekhunga fattu logon ko.. Ab jisko pait Mein maara tha woh apna pait pakkad k utha balcony ki deewar kaa sahaara leke tab di maine khaddey khaddey he laat uske munh k Uppar woh bhenchod railing k Uppar se he gaya niche.. Jyaada unchaai nahi thi or niche ghaas he tha toh hath pair he tuttenge... Ye Pehle kyun nahi dekha bc maine.. Ab aao maadarchod.. Niche se aae 4 bandey or 1 toh abhi abhi seedhiyon se uddta hua gaya tha wahi tha.. Maine Uppar aane he naa diya maadarchod log ko main seedhiyon Mein he aagaya kyunki seedhiyon Mein jagah kam thi jisase wohlog ek sath nahi attack kar shaktey they.. Issliye main unki taraf gaya or jo sabse aage tha usko di Uppar se munh par laat woh bechaara fir ludakta hua niche gaya.. Or aage waala aaya meri taraf hockey maari ussne mujhe maine apni hockey se roukki or badle Mein di ek laat uske munh par.. Main Uppar tha seedhiyon Mein or wohlog niche jo ek or plus point tha kyunki meri laatein ekdum on point lag rahi thi bhenchod.. Laat usko lagi woh bechaara piche ko gaya or apne piche waale ko bhi legaya niche girrtey hue.. Ab bacha ek usske pass ek Mota danda tha ussne maarna caaha meri taangon Mein toh main kuddke waapis seedhiyon se Uppar hall Mein aaya or woh Uppar aaya mere piche toh maine hockey maari faink k usske munh par ussne hath se roukki jarur but woh keval distraction thi uss hockey k piche piche main aagaya tha maine diya uske munh par punch or agle he pall jhatke se uska danda cheena or bhenchod ghumm k diya uss maadarchod ki ribs Mein Woh gand faad chilaaya or apne ghutano par girr padda abki baar maara danda maine uski pith Mein Woh sapaat lait gaya niche.. Ye milla dhangkaa hathyaar hockey bc Light thi.. Ab woh niche waale aane lage Uppar or mujhe dekh wahin rukk gayee samjh gaye they woh ki seedhiyon Mein fir maarunga unko..

Main-Aao be aao darr kya rahe ho lo piche hatt gaya main..

Ye bol main ultey paon kuch kadam piche hatta jo unhone Maan liya or Uppar aane lage..

Main-Just kidding..

Ye bol main waapis bhaaga unki taraf.. Height kaa advantage liya or Pehle waale ko diya munh k Uppar woh danda abki baar permanently gaya niche woh or Baaki 2 Uppar aagaye lekin Uppar aake Lund kuch karliya ek toh nihatha tha or wahi banda aage tha mere ab maadarchod piche ko bhaage jisase uska sathi bhi confuse hogaya or maine diya uske pith par he woh Danda woh apne sathi k pairon Mein girra jisase mujhe milla mouka or piche waale ko diya woh danda chaati Mein Woh piche deewar se satt gaya ab niche waale ko laat maari maine lawde k Uppar woh lawda pakkad chilaane laga or piche waala dandey se recover ho paata usase Pehle ek or diya maine abki baar uske lawde par saale ki Goti munh Mein aagayi hongi.. Woh apne ghutano par girra tab di maine laat uske munh k Uppar uska sirr piche deewar se takraaya or power itani thi ki fatt gaya hoga uska sirr.. Ab maine woh niche waale ki baari thi usko paddey-2 ko pail diya maine tab 2 bandey or aae Uppar jisme se ek tha Akshay Sharma.. Woh mujhe maarta dekh wahi rukk gaya banda hatta katta tha kaafi.. Woh Uppar aaya apne attitude Mein..

Akshay-Kya horaha hai Yahaan??

Tab dikha usse woh hallway karhaatey hue logon se bharra hua uski aankhein bahaar aane ko hogayi.

Akshay-Yu. E. Eye ye.. Tune kiya hai??

Maine aage toh bolne he nahi diya maadarchod ko woh danda maara uske pait Mein Woh girra ulti kartey hue apne ghutano par ye dekh uska sathi bhaaga niche ki taraf but maine maara danda faink k uski pith Mein woh munh k ball girra seedhiyon Mein or main gaya uske piche piche Pehle toh danda uthaya or jaise he uske pass pohancha usko niche paddey ko he maara danda maine kulhe k Uppar saale kaa dhaancha hill gaya, pura vibrate hogaya chilaatey hue woh or agla diya uski knee k Uppar bus khel khatam woh rone laga chilaatey hue bhenchod.. Main waapis Uppar aaya toh Woh Akshay deewar kaa sahaara leke thook raha tha tha.. Main piche se aaya or maara danda uske pichwaade k Uppar full power se woh munh k ball girra niche or girrtey he ek danda diya uske ghutne k Uppar woh chilaatey hue utha..

Main-Ab rukk bhaagna matt..


Ye bol main gaya aage ki taraf Jahaan woh 3 bakchod baithe they.. Mujhe apni taraf Aata dekh unhone hath khadddey kardiye.. Maadarchod surrender kar rahe hain bolo..

Main gaya aage or jaate he unko toh bolne takk na diya Pehle ko maara danda uske ribs Mein Woh chilaatey hue wahin girr padda or dusara hatta piche toh maine di laat usko woh girra niche teesra aaya mujhe maarne.. Punch uthaya maarne k liye ussne toh maine danda uske punch par he Maar diya woh gand faad chilaaya.. Ab main Neha waale room k close tha toh unhe sunaai degaya or andar se Neha ki awaaj aai..

Neha-Kya horaha hai bahaar?? Ankit are you all right??

Main-Oh main theek hun yelog aapis Mein he Ladd rahe hain..

Last banda mere Saamne railing kaa sahara leke khadda hua or maine usko maari SPARTAAAA waali kick woh railing k Uppar se gaya niche.. Nice.. That was sick..

Maine woh hallway dekha suru se end takk log paddey they.. Main waapis uss Akshay k pass aaya.. Woh baitha tha deewar kaa sahara leke..

"Or Nahi Please Main toh bus dekhne aaya tha"..

Main-Orr nahi maarunga be.. Student hai tu bach gaya Listen to me here i got only 1 wish i want to ask you.. Keep This Politics out of the college please I am tired of beating people like you I don't have time.. Agar meri khopdi khiski toh bahot jyaada maarunga i promise..

Akshay-You are an Animal..

Main-Oh No I am a Monster..

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Mast update bhai

 

[Arv313]

Fantastic bhidu Jaha jata hai chha jata hai ye AP Monster baba.
waiting for new update bhidu.

 

[Raj Singh]

Jabardast faadu update

 

[Shahrukh]

Awesome update bhai keep posting