Update-153(I Did It Again)
Ab woh hogaye total 8 woh meri taraf aane lage. Unmein se mostly khaali hath he they bus 4 k pass dandey they un 8 Mein se..
Woh sablog meri taraf aae..
"Deepak Bhai ye dekho..
Ye sun ek banda aage aaya ye tha unka leader i guess Deepak.. Woh mere pass aaya..
Deepak - Kya kar raha haibe?? Pata nahi college bandh hai..
Main-Sorry bhai Jaa nahi paaya darr gaya tha..
Deepak - konse group kaa hai tu??
Main-Main toh teacher hun bhai..
Deepak - OH. Acha.. Isko chhodo be teachers ko Jaane do. Orr koi hai Yahaan??
Main-nahi bhai akela hun main..
Deepak - Achaa. Bhaag Jaao master ji firr toh.. Tumlog khaddey kya ho be kamre check karo..
Main-Arrey kya karoge kamre dekh k.. Koi nahi hai..
Deepak-Master chutiya naa banao Jagat idhar he aaya hai or idhar he hai tumhe baksh raha hun nikal lo.. Warna dekh rahe ho ye?? Hockey gand Mein daalke niche faink dunga...
Ussne apni hockey meri chest Mein point kartey hue kaha.
Main-Ek second tumlog college k ho kya??
Deepak-Naa.. Students dikh rahe hain tujhe hum?? Bhosdk..
Main-Sab k sab outsiders??
Deepak - Haao..ab jaata hai ya dun?
Main-Well I am really sorry for you then.
Maine jhatke se uske hath se hockey cheeni or woh banda react kar paata usase Pehle di uski naak k Uppar woh piche ko hatta tab mujhe milla time maine hockey di usko puri ghumaake naak or munh k bichon bich woh girra niche ab uske sathi failey hue they alag alag rooms ki taraf toh mere liye easy tha.wohlog aae meri taraf or Main bhaaga aage waalon ki taraf bhaagtey hue ek ki hockey se bacha main or jump maarke uske piche waale ko maara apna ghutna uske munh k Uppar woh girra niche or main uske Uppar girra khadda hua or ghumtey he piche waale ko di hockey taangon par woh bhi girra niche or niche girrtey he Maine di hockey uski chaati Mein saale kaa Saara interior gaya hoga woh wahin late gaya ab jisko ghutna maara tha woh uthne laga tha toh maine muddtey he di hockey uske kaan k Uppar Jo bhayanak lagi or woh deewar se takraaya and wahin late gaya ab piche se bandey aagaye they wohlog lage mujhe maarne toh main bachtey hue seedhiyon Mein aaya or aatey he jo aage tha uski taang mein fansaake hockey khinch lee woh girra or seedhiyon parr ludakta hua Jaane laga niche.. Ab Uppar 2 bache ek piche hatt gaya or ek aage jhapta main bacha usase or usko ek hath se dhakka diya piche or waapis Uppar chaddha and jump maarke di hockey uske sirr k bichon bich uski hockey chutti hath se or woh wahin girr padda.. Dusare k pass hockey nahi thi toh woh aage badhke jukha or dusare ki hockey uthane laga Waah bhenchod main toh waise he khadda hun idhar.. Jaise he jukha maine di laat uske munh k Uppar woh girra piche jaake or girrtey he di maine hockey uski taang k Uppar woh chilaaya bechara tab agla waar hua uske munh k Uppar ekdum perfectly uske munh k Uppar daant andar ko chale gaye honge maadarchod k woh wahin behosh hogaya.. Ab Uppar bache 2 bandey or woh dono he uss Deepak ko sambhalne Mein busy they inshort fattu they.. Tab mujhe seedhiyon se aai awaaj..
"Uppar hai ek maadarchod mujhe faink diya niche.."
"Chal Chal"..
Main seedhiyon se ek side chuppa or wohlog aae bhaagtey hue maine 2 ko toh Uppar aane diye uske Baad nikala or piche waalon k Uppar ghumaai hockey wohlog 2 they ek sath or timing aisi set hui ki dono k he thobdey par lagi hockey ek toh waapis gaya seedhiyon se girrta hua or dusare ko kam lagi woh thoda piche hatta tab di maine kick usko jump maarke dono pair uski chaati Mein jadd diye woh seedhiyon Mein uchallta hua piche deewar se takraaya.. Ab jo 2 Uppar aachuke they woh doudey meri taraf ek k pass danda tha normal saa danda chaddi he lagaalo ussne woh maara mujhe maine roukka nahi kyunki lagna toh tha nahi or maine woh time utilize kiya apni hockey Mein or di uske pait Mein uski dandi lagi mujhe or meri hockey lagi usse woh bhenchod piche ko jaake girra.. Ab uske dusare sathi k pass kuch bhi nahi tha toh woh bhaaga dussri side Jahaan Deepak padda tha.. Jaane do baadmein dekhunga fattu logon ko.. Ab jisko pait Mein maara tha woh apna pait pakkad k utha balcony ki deewar kaa sahaara leke tab di maine khaddey khaddey he laat uske munh k Uppar woh bhenchod railing k Uppar se he gaya niche.. Jyaada unchaai nahi thi or niche ghaas he tha toh hath pair he tuttenge... Ye Pehle kyun nahi dekha bc maine.. Ab aao maadarchod.. Niche se aae 4 bandey or 1 toh abhi abhi seedhiyon se uddta hua gaya tha wahi tha.. Maine Uppar aane he naa diya maadarchod log ko main seedhiyon Mein he aagaya kyunki seedhiyon Mein jagah kam thi jisase wohlog ek sath nahi attack kar shaktey they.. Issliye main unki taraf gaya or jo sabse aage tha usko di Uppar se munh par laat woh bechaara fir ludakta hua niche gaya.. Or aage waala aaya meri taraf hockey maari ussne mujhe maine apni hockey se roukki or badle Mein di ek laat uske munh par.. Main Uppar tha seedhiyon Mein or wohlog niche jo ek or plus point tha kyunki meri laatein ekdum on point lag rahi thi bhenchod.. Laat usko lagi woh bechaara piche ko gaya or apne piche waale ko bhi legaya niche girrtey hue.. Ab bacha ek usske pass ek Mota danda tha ussne maarna caaha meri taangon Mein toh main kuddke waapis seedhiyon se Uppar hall Mein aaya or woh Uppar aaya mere piche toh maine hockey maari faink k usske munh par ussne hath se roukki jarur but woh keval distraction thi uss hockey k piche piche main aagaya tha maine diya uske munh par punch or agle he pall jhatke se uska danda cheena or bhenchod ghumm k diya uss maadarchod ki ribs Mein Woh gand faad chilaaya or apne ghutano par girr padda abki baar maara danda maine uski pith Mein Woh sapaat lait gaya niche.. Ye milla dhangkaa hathyaar hockey bc Light thi.. Ab woh niche waale aane lage Uppar or mujhe dekh wahin rukk gayee samjh gaye they woh ki seedhiyon Mein fir maarunga unko..
Main-Aao be aao darr kya rahe ho lo piche hatt gaya main..
Ye bol main ultey paon kuch kadam piche hatta jo unhone Maan liya or Uppar aane lage..
Main-Just kidding..
Ye bol main waapis bhaaga unki taraf.. Height kaa advantage liya or Pehle waale ko diya munh k Uppar woh danda abki baar permanently gaya niche woh or Baaki 2 Uppar aagaye lekin Uppar aake Lund kuch karliya ek toh nihatha tha or wahi banda aage tha mere ab maadarchod piche ko bhaage jisase uska sathi bhi confuse hogaya or maine diya uske pith par he woh Danda woh apne sathi k pairon Mein girra jisase mujhe milla mouka or piche waale ko diya woh danda chaati Mein Woh piche deewar se satt gaya ab niche waale ko laat maari maine lawde k Uppar woh lawda pakkad chilaane laga or piche waala dandey se recover ho paata usase Pehle ek or diya maine abki baar uske lawde par saale ki Goti munh Mein aagayi hongi.. Woh apne ghutano par girra tab di maine laat uske munh k Uppar uska sirr piche deewar se takraaya or power itani thi ki fatt gaya hoga uska sirr.. Ab maine woh niche waale ki baari thi usko paddey-2 ko pail diya maine tab 2 bandey or aae Uppar jisme se ek tha Akshay Sharma.. Woh mujhe maarta dekh wahi rukk gaya banda hatta katta tha kaafi.. Woh Uppar aaya apne attitude Mein..
Akshay-Kya horaha hai Yahaan??
Tab dikha usse woh hallway karhaatey hue logon se bharra hua uski aankhein bahaar aane ko hogayi.
Akshay-Yu. E. Eye ye.. Tune kiya hai??
Maine aage toh bolne he nahi diya maadarchod ko woh danda maara uske pait Mein Woh girra ulti kartey hue apne ghutano par ye dekh uska sathi bhaaga niche ki taraf but maine maara danda faink k uski pith Mein woh munh k ball girra seedhiyon Mein or main gaya uske piche piche Pehle toh danda uthaya or jaise he uske pass pohancha usko niche paddey ko he maara danda maine kulhe k Uppar saale kaa dhaancha hill gaya, pura vibrate hogaya chilaatey hue woh or agla diya uski knee k Uppar bus khel khatam woh rone laga chilaatey hue bhenchod.. Main waapis Uppar aaya toh Woh Akshay deewar kaa sahaara leke thook raha tha tha.. Main piche se aaya or maara danda uske pichwaade k Uppar full power se woh munh k ball girra niche or girrtey he ek danda diya uske ghutne k Uppar woh chilaatey hue utha..
Main-Ab rukk bhaagna matt..
Ye bol main gaya aage ki taraf Jahaan woh 3 bakchod baithe they.. Mujhe apni taraf Aata dekh unhone hath khadddey kardiye.. Maadarchod surrender kar rahe hain bolo..
Main gaya aage or jaate he unko toh bolne takk na diya Pehle ko maara danda uske ribs Mein Woh chilaatey hue wahin girr padda or dusara hatta piche toh maine di laat usko woh girra niche teesra aaya mujhe maarne.. Punch uthaya maarne k liye ussne toh maine danda uske punch par he Maar diya woh gand faad chilaaya.. Ab main Neha waale room k close tha toh unhe sunaai degaya or andar se Neha ki awaaj aai..
Neha-Kya horaha hai bahaar?? Ankit are you all right??
Main-Oh main theek hun yelog aapis Mein he Ladd rahe hain..
Last banda mere Saamne railing kaa sahara leke khadda hua or maine usko maari SPARTAAAA waali kick woh railing k Uppar se gaya niche.. Nice.. That was sick..
Maine woh hallway dekha suru se end takk log paddey they.. Main waapis uss Akshay k pass aaya.. Woh baitha tha deewar kaa sahara leke..
"Or Nahi Please Main toh bus dekhne aaya tha"..
Main-Orr nahi maarunga be.. Student hai tu bach gaya Listen to me here i got only 1 wish i want to ask you.. Keep This Politics out of the college please I am tired of beating people like you I don't have time.. Agar meri khopdi khiski toh bahot jyaada maarunga i promise..
Akshay-You are an Animal..
Main-Oh No I am a Monster..
Continued..
