Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

[AP 316]

WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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[Arv313]

Ghanta galat nhi hoga AP ke sath
Pata bhi AP is the monster halwa thode hi hai.
Bas ek baat hai ki neta log kisi ke sage nhi hote. And btau ye drugs vaigarah failane me sanjay ka hi koi pandu hoga.
dekhate hai kya hota hai.
Waiting for new update bhidu.

 

[rAge K]

Awesome update

 

[Nub_Ag]

Update-154(EXPOSED!!!!!!!)


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Un sab ko dhone k Baad main waapis room k pass aaya Uska gate khola.. Toh sablog bahaar nikale..

Neha-Tum theek toh ho??

Main-Oh yeah i am perfectly fine.. Yahan kuch or bandey aaye they maybe Jagat tere sathi they aapas Mein Ladd liye yelog..

Jagat ki aankh or gand dono fatt gayi kyunki unko maalum tha ye maine he kiya hai..

Jagat-Gh. Hmahaan.. Maine call kiya tha shayad.. Aa gaye honge..

Main-Perfect then.. Lets go..

Humlog nikale wahaan se.. College k andar shayad yelog he they Baaki bahaar lage hue they issliye sablog ne parking se apne apne vehicles nikaale Orr back gate se bahaar nikalne lage.. Mukesh ne bike nikaali or Humlog nikale uspar..

Mukesh-Bhai ho kya aap?? What the hell? Aisa toh movies Mein Bhi nahi hota..

Main-I'm just built different.

Vikash-Itana different?? Itane Saare Bandon ko akela fodd diya.. How is this even possible..?

Mukesh-Bhai aap Mein super powers toh nahi haina??

Main-Haina I am smart and they were not..

Mukesh-Oh my god.. That was crazy.. What the hell..

Vikash-Bhai thoda bahot he sikhaa do please..

Main-Main keval physics sikha shakta hun that's it. Roukk be mera ghar aagaya aage kidhar jaayega..

Vikash-Oh sorry bhai..

Bike rukki main uttara.

Main-Bye guys..


Ye bolke main andar aaya toh Ami TV dekh rahi thi or Chang andar tha woh bhi bahaar aaya..

Chang-Oh god aaj fir fight hui??

Maine usko ghurra..

Chang-I mean obvious hai kapdey kharaab hain hath par kharonch hain..

Main-Yeah.. You are getting smart..

Chang-Kya hua??

Maine unko bataaya..

Ami-Nice. Apni life issi Mein reh jaayegi boss..

Main-True.. How is this even happening.. Mujhe laga tha Roorkee bahot he shant sehar hai...

Chang-India Mein Filhaal kuch shant nahi hai..

Main-True.. Bc harr jagah ki lagi paddi hai..

Maine nahaake kapdey change kiye and fir movies dekhne laga dinner takk movies he dekhi.. Dinner aaya Dinner finish kiya he tha ki mera phone baja jo unknown number se tha..

Main-Hello..

Saamne se ek aadmi ki awaaj aai..

Aadmi-Raman bol raha hun.. Ankit ji se baat horahi hai??

Main-Kon Raman??


Aadmi - Manoj Gupta ji kaa PA..

Main-Kon Manoj Gupta??

Raman-Hello??

Main-Haan Kon Manoj??

Raman-Arrey bhai Neta ji. Neta ji ko nahi jaantey Home and Education Minister Uttarakhand.. Tum Sahi Ankit he bol rahe ho naa?? Laxmi college waale??

Main-Oh Manoj Gupta aise bolo naa mujhe Manoj Garuda sunaai diya Arrey bhaiya Neta ji ko kaise nahi jaanenge bhalla..

Actually mujhe lawda nahi pata tha maadarchod kon hai ye lekin Cabinet minister hai toh respect jaruri hai bhenchod..

Raman-Haan Neta ji millna caah rahe they aapse.. Kal aajaaiye Kothi par Subah 9 baje..

Main-Naa Subah college Jaana hota hai bhai mereko..

Raman-Kal college bandh hai bhai..

Main-Kyun??

Raman-Arrey aaj itana sab hua thoda time toh lagega..

Main-Oh oh.. Ji fir aajaunga kal.. Address bhejdijiye aap..

Raman-Ji..

Call disconnected..

Main-What the fuck.. Isko kya caahiye ab..

Ami-Kon??

Maine bataaya unko..

Chang-What the fuck.. Itana popular bhi nahi hona tha boss..

Main-True..

Ami-Ab.??nikal lein?? Paise bahot hain or kahin settle hojaaenge..

Main-Lol true.. Lekin kuch hoga tab nikal lenge abhi jaankaari toh lelein kya chakkar hai or kya guarantee hai Jahaan set honge wahaan ye sab nahi hoga..

Chang--Main chalunga sath.. Bahaar kahin rukk jaaunga..

Ami-Main kya karun??

Main-Tu samaan pack karle kuch hua toh gayab bhi hona hai..

Ami-Lol..

What the fuck just happened.. Maine Uss bandey ko Google kiya Manoj Gupta toh actually ye bahot badi film thi Uttarakhand Mein like kaafi badi film Uttarakhand Mein CM k barabar tha ye or ruling party kaa sabse bada leader.. Rowdy banda hai Uttarakhand k bade bade log darrtey hain isase.. Or news wagairaah padh k jitana gather hua usase ye saaf tha ki ye genuine achaa banda hai ache kaam karta hai.. Or yaa fir bahot jyaada acha hai apne kand chipaane mein..but maine Pehli possibility maani ki ye sachmein acha banda hai.. Par mujhse kya kaam hogaya isko or mujhe kaise Jaan gaya ye or mera number fir Kahaan se milla?? Ye sab questions k sath so gaya main.. Subah utha college off tha uska message late night aaya tha mere pass khair Subah utha fresh hua nahaake nasta kiya Chang bhi ready tha.. Humlog nikale uss address par jo mujhe message Mein aaya tha.. Aage chownk se auto liya address ekdum high class area kaa tha ye bade bade bungalows they lekin usme sabse alag thi aage chalke ek Kothi ekdum neat bc kaafi mast bani thi..

Chang bahaar rukkA main gate par aaya jahan police and guards they bahot Saare.. Maine apna naam bataaya mujhe rukkane kaa bola gaya and then andar se ek banda aaya 40-45 age rahi hogi safari kapdey pehne they ussne aankhon par chasma tha..

"Aaiye Aaiye Ankit ji" main Raman kal maine he call kiya tha..

Main-Namastey..

Raman-Ji parnaam.. Aaiye..

Main uske piche piche garden se hota hua andar aaya toh bc andar bhi ekdum full mahool set tha.. Ye bade bade sofas chaaron taraf lights and all.. Wahaan Saamne hall Mein Kuch log baithey they jisme se ek tha Manoj Gupta kal google par photo dekhi thi toh pehchaan gaya main usko.. Uske sath 3 bandey or they ek IPs officer tha and Baaki no idea.

Raman-Sir Ankit ji..

Ye sun ussne Uppar mujhe dekha or dekh k ek baar ko ghurra mujhe..

Manoj-SP sahaab aaplog samjh gaye honge?? Ab jaa shaktey ho aaplog..

Ye sun woh log uthey or salute maarke nikal gaye.. Ab wahaan bache main woh PA and Manoj.. Woh utha mujhse hath millaaya, mujhe ghurrtey hue ..

Manoj-Aaiye Ankit Ji baithiye.. Maafi caahunga yun achaanak bulaane k liye..

Main-Ji koi Baat nahi.. Boliye kya sewa kar shakta hun main aapki??

Ye sun woh rukka or apne PA ko ishaara kiya bahaar Jaane k liye..

Ab wahaan hall Mein bache main or Manoj..

Manoj - Tum AP ho? HAINA??? juth Matt bolna ye chehra or ye awaaj naa naa dhoka nahi khaa shakta main.. 100% Tum AP ho haina??

Ye sun laga mujhe shock.. Main jhat se khadda hogaya..

Main-Kya kon??


Manoj-Oh mujhse majaak nahi AP sahaab I am 100% sure ye tum he ho.. Bahot dekha or Suna hai tumhe.. Cehre se laga tha mujhe fir laga no way ye kaise possible hai then Tumhaari awaaj ne sab clear Kardiya..

Main-Fuck..

Manoj-Iska matlab tum he ho.. Arrey Arrey Arrey.. Kamaal Kamaal..

Ye bol woh forcefully mujhse Galle milla..

Manoj-Kamaal he hogaya.. AP khud meri state Mein Meri district Mein even mere Saamne Waah..

Main-Yeah ab AP kuch nahi hai I am just a normal guy..

Manoj-Sherr ko uski family se alag kardiya jaaye uska matlab ye nahi hota ki woh kamjor hogaya hai AP sahaab..

Main-No AP only Ankit please..

Manoj-My bad.. Lekin ye sab kaise?? Or Haan don't worry mera koi intention nahi hai aapki pehchaan kharaab karne ka.. Your secret is safe with me..

Main-Well you know they kicked me out so I had to do something then main Yahaan aaya and kaise naa kaise karke Yahaan job par lag gaya ab students ko padhaata hun..

Manoj-Roorkee dhanya hogayi tumhaare aane se.. Gajab he hogaya mujhe toh yakeen he nahi horaha abhi takk.. Main Surendra k time se follow kar raha hun tumhe Surendra jo tha uska humare CM sahaab k sath koi issue tha toh uske Jaane se hum tumse jyaada khuss hue they.. Mere alaawa kissi ne nahi pehchaana tumhe??

Main-Yep..

Manoj-Ye kaise possible hai bhalla. Well dekha jaae toh khudko ache se disguise kiya hai tumne or bhalla kon sochega AP khud unke Saamne hai..

Main-Kind of.. Ab aap boliye kya sewa karun??

Manoj-Sewa?? Sewa toh bahot karni hai tumhe.. Actually maine tumhe Yahaan kyun bulaaya tha pata hai?? Actually kal jo bandey aapne pittey woh mere log they..

Ye sun maine ghurra usko..

Manoj-Naa naa.. I know kya soch rahe ho tum ki main bura aadmi hun naa naa actually puri story suniye kal ka pura protest staged tha hypothetically speaking maanlo Maine karwaya tha uske 3 main reason they 1st College or uske aas pass waali dukaaein, godowns ko chaan maarna I mean search karna.. 2nd Jagat ko iske bich iss tarah se torture karna ki woh bus ek dushmani Mein ki gayi harkat lage.. 3rd Jagat k piche jo hai college Mein uska pata lagaana..

Main-Ye sab kyun??

Manoj-Ye sab issliye ki College illegal activities kaa adda ban raha hai drugs toh dhadalle se chal rahe hain uss area Mein 3 college hain ek tumhara ek medical college and ek female college toh best spot hai woh aisi activities k liye.. Or police kuch nahi kar paa rahi pata nahi kya he jaal chal raha hai iske piche kon hai kaise hai kuch nahi pata. Police k andar uske kaafi sources hain toh police ki help bekaar thi issliye ye sab karwaaya tha maine taaki kuch information mille or kuch ho toh bhi naam protesters kaa aae.. Or Humein laga tha wahaan kahin naa kahin kuch naa kuch toh millega he..

Main-Good plan..

Manoj-But humare plan ko tumne khatam kardiya.. Main soch raha tha ki aisa kon aagaya ki sab ko akele he fod diya tab Akshay ne bataaya ki tum teacher ho wahaan or college Mein president se Uppar ho Filhaal maine Yahaan bulaaya issi liye tha tumhe ki help maang lunga samjhaake as students sunte hain Tumhaari lekin Yahaan aake toh scene he badal gaya..

Main-Ab??

Manoj-Ab aapko humari madad karni hai choti c..

Main-Kya??

Manoj-Jyaada kuch nahi wahi sab karna hai jo Haryana Mein kartey they.. Clean Uttarakhand..

Main-Oh Fuck No... Fuck fuck fuck no.. No way in fucking hell..

Continued..

woh gaana yaad aa raha hai l lag gaye toh kya ab bhaag jayega AP i don't think so

 

[Vipul]

Update-154(EXPOSED!!!!!!!)


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Un sab ko dhone k Baad main waapis room k pass aaya Uska gate khola.. Toh sablog bahaar nikale..

Neha-Tum theek toh ho??

Main-Oh yeah i am perfectly fine.. Yahan kuch or bandey aaye they maybe Jagat tere sathi they aapas Mein Ladd liye yelog..

Jagat ki aankh or gand dono fatt gayi kyunki unko maalum tha ye maine he kiya hai..

Jagat-Gh. Hmahaan.. Maine call kiya tha shayad.. Aa gaye honge..

Main-Perfect then.. Lets go..

Humlog nikale wahaan se.. College k andar shayad yelog he they Baaki bahaar lage hue they issliye sablog ne parking se apne apne vehicles nikaale Orr back gate se bahaar nikalne lage.. Mukesh ne bike nikaali or Humlog nikale uspar..

Mukesh-Bhai ho kya aap?? What the hell? Aisa toh movies Mein Bhi nahi hota..

Main-I'm just built different.

Vikash-Itana different?? Itane Saare Bandon ko akela fodd diya.. How is this even possible..?

Mukesh-Bhai aap Mein super powers toh nahi haina??

Main-Haina I am smart and they were not..

Mukesh-Oh my god.. That was crazy.. What the hell..

Vikash-Bhai thoda bahot he sikhaa do please..

Main-Main keval physics sikha shakta hun that's it. Roukk be mera ghar aagaya aage kidhar jaayega..

Vikash-Oh sorry bhai..

Bike rukki main uttara.

Main-Bye guys..


Ye bolke main andar aaya toh Ami TV dekh rahi thi or Chang andar tha woh bhi bahaar aaya..

Chang-Oh god aaj fir fight hui??

Maine usko ghurra..

Chang-I mean obvious hai kapdey kharaab hain hath par kharonch hain..

Main-Yeah.. You are getting smart..

Chang-Kya hua??

Maine unko bataaya..

Ami-Nice. Apni life issi Mein reh jaayegi boss..

Main-True.. How is this even happening.. Mujhe laga tha Roorkee bahot he shant sehar hai...

Chang-India Mein Filhaal kuch shant nahi hai..

Main-True.. Bc harr jagah ki lagi paddi hai..

Maine nahaake kapdey change kiye and fir movies dekhne laga dinner takk movies he dekhi.. Dinner aaya Dinner finish kiya he tha ki mera phone baja jo unknown number se tha..

Main-Hello..

Saamne se ek aadmi ki awaaj aai..

Aadmi-Raman bol raha hun.. Ankit ji se baat horahi hai??

Main-Kon Raman??


Aadmi - Manoj Gupta ji kaa PA..

Main-Kon Manoj Gupta??

Raman-Hello??

Main-Haan Kon Manoj??

Raman-Arrey bhai Neta ji. Neta ji ko nahi jaantey Home and Education Minister Uttarakhand.. Tum Sahi Ankit he bol rahe ho naa?? Laxmi college waale??

Main-Oh Manoj Gupta aise bolo naa mujhe Manoj Garuda sunaai diya Arrey bhaiya Neta ji ko kaise nahi jaanenge bhalla..

Actually mujhe lawda nahi pata tha maadarchod kon hai ye lekin Cabinet minister hai toh respect jaruri hai bhenchod..

Raman-Haan Neta ji millna caah rahe they aapse.. Kal aajaaiye Kothi par Subah 9 baje..

Main-Naa Subah college Jaana hota hai bhai mereko..

Raman-Kal college bandh hai bhai..

Main-Kyun??

Raman-Arrey aaj itana sab hua thoda time toh lagega..

Main-Oh oh.. Ji fir aajaunga kal.. Address bhejdijiye aap..

Raman-Ji..

Call disconnected..

Main-What the fuck.. Isko kya caahiye ab..

Ami-Kon??

Maine bataaya unko..

Chang-What the fuck.. Itana popular bhi nahi hona tha boss..

Main-True..

Ami-Ab.??nikal lein?? Paise bahot hain or kahin settle hojaaenge..

Main-Lol true.. Lekin kuch hoga tab nikal lenge abhi jaankaari toh lelein kya chakkar hai or kya guarantee hai Jahaan set honge wahaan ye sab nahi hoga..

Chang--Main chalunga sath.. Bahaar kahin rukk jaaunga..

Ami-Main kya karun??

Main-Tu samaan pack karle kuch hua toh gayab bhi hona hai..

Ami-Lol..

What the fuck just happened.. Maine Uss bandey ko Google kiya Manoj Gupta toh actually ye bahot badi film thi Uttarakhand Mein like kaafi badi film Uttarakhand Mein CM k barabar tha ye or ruling party kaa sabse bada leader.. Rowdy banda hai Uttarakhand k bade bade log darrtey hain isase.. Or news wagairaah padh k jitana gather hua usase ye saaf tha ki ye genuine achaa banda hai ache kaam karta hai.. Or yaa fir bahot jyaada acha hai apne kand chipaane mein..but maine Pehli possibility maani ki ye sachmein acha banda hai.. Par mujhse kya kaam hogaya isko or mujhe kaise Jaan gaya ye or mera number fir Kahaan se milla?? Ye sab questions k sath so gaya main.. Subah utha college off tha uska message late night aaya tha mere pass khair Subah utha fresh hua nahaake nasta kiya Chang bhi ready tha.. Humlog nikale uss address par jo mujhe message Mein aaya tha.. Aage chownk se auto liya address ekdum high class area kaa tha ye bade bade bungalows they lekin usme sabse alag thi aage chalke ek Kothi ekdum neat bc kaafi mast bani thi..

Chang bahaar rukkA main gate par aaya jahan police and guards they bahot Saare.. Maine apna naam bataaya mujhe rukkane kaa bola gaya and then andar se ek banda aaya 40-45 age rahi hogi safari kapdey pehne they ussne aankhon par chasma tha..

"Aaiye Aaiye Ankit ji" main Raman kal maine he call kiya tha..

Main-Namastey..

Raman-Ji parnaam.. Aaiye..

Main uske piche piche garden se hota hua andar aaya toh bc andar bhi ekdum full mahool set tha.. Ye bade bade sofas chaaron taraf lights and all.. Wahaan Saamne hall Mein Kuch log baithey they jisme se ek tha Manoj Gupta kal google par photo dekhi thi toh pehchaan gaya main usko.. Uske sath 3 bandey or they ek IPs officer tha and Baaki no idea.

Raman-Sir Ankit ji..

Ye sun ussne Uppar mujhe dekha or dekh k ek baar ko ghurra mujhe..

Manoj-SP sahaab aaplog samjh gaye honge?? Ab jaa shaktey ho aaplog..

Ye sun woh log uthey or salute maarke nikal gaye.. Ab wahaan bache main woh PA and Manoj.. Woh utha mujhse hath millaaya, mujhe ghurrtey hue ..

Manoj-Aaiye Ankit Ji baithiye.. Maafi caahunga yun achaanak bulaane k liye..

Main-Ji koi Baat nahi.. Boliye kya sewa kar shakta hun main aapki??

Ye sun woh rukka or apne PA ko ishaara kiya bahaar Jaane k liye..

Ab wahaan hall Mein bache main or Manoj..

Manoj - Tum AP ho? HAINA??? juth Matt bolna ye chehra or ye awaaj naa naa dhoka nahi khaa shakta main.. 100% Tum AP ho haina??

Ye sun laga mujhe shock.. Main jhat se khadda hogaya..

Main-Kya kon??


Manoj-Oh mujhse majaak nahi AP sahaab I am 100% sure ye tum he ho.. Bahot dekha or Suna hai tumhe.. Cehre se laga tha mujhe fir laga no way ye kaise possible hai then Tumhaari awaaj ne sab clear Kardiya..

Main-Fuck..

Manoj-Iska matlab tum he ho.. Arrey Arrey Arrey.. Kamaal Kamaal..

Ye bol woh forcefully mujhse Galle milla..

Manoj-Kamaal he hogaya.. AP khud meri state Mein Meri district Mein even mere Saamne Waah..

Main-Yeah ab AP kuch nahi hai I am just a normal guy..

Manoj-Sherr ko uski family se alag kardiya jaaye uska matlab ye nahi hota ki woh kamjor hogaya hai AP sahaab..

Main-No AP only Ankit please..

Manoj-My bad.. Lekin ye sab kaise?? Or Haan don't worry mera koi intention nahi hai aapki pehchaan kharaab karne ka.. Your secret is safe with me..

Main-Well you know they kicked me out so I had to do something then main Yahaan aaya and kaise naa kaise karke Yahaan job par lag gaya ab students ko padhaata hun..

Manoj-Roorkee dhanya hogayi tumhaare aane se.. Gajab he hogaya mujhe toh yakeen he nahi horaha abhi takk.. Main Surendra k time se follow kar raha hun tumhe Surendra jo tha uska humare CM sahaab k sath koi issue tha toh uske Jaane se hum tumse jyaada khuss hue they.. Mere alaawa kissi ne nahi pehchaana tumhe??

Main-Yep..

Manoj-Ye kaise possible hai bhalla. Well dekha jaae toh khudko ache se disguise kiya hai tumne or bhalla kon sochega AP khud unke Saamne hai..

Main-Kind of.. Ab aap boliye kya sewa karun??

Manoj-Sewa?? Sewa toh bahot karni hai tumhe.. Actually maine tumhe Yahaan kyun bulaaya tha pata hai?? Actually kal jo bandey aapne pittey woh mere log they..

Ye sun maine ghurra usko..

Manoj-Naa naa.. I know kya soch rahe ho tum ki main bura aadmi hun naa naa actually puri story suniye kal ka pura protest staged tha hypothetically speaking maanlo Maine karwaya tha uske 3 main reason they 1st College or uske aas pass waali dukaaein, godowns ko chaan maarna I mean search karna.. 2nd Jagat ko iske bich iss tarah se torture karna ki woh bus ek dushmani Mein ki gayi harkat lage.. 3rd Jagat k piche jo hai college Mein uska pata lagaana..

Main-Ye sab kyun??

Manoj-Ye sab issliye ki College illegal activities kaa adda ban raha hai drugs toh dhadalle se chal rahe hain uss area Mein 3 college hain ek tumhara ek medical college and ek female college toh best spot hai woh aisi activities k liye.. Or police kuch nahi kar paa rahi pata nahi kya he jaal chal raha hai iske piche kon hai kaise hai kuch nahi pata. Police k andar uske kaafi sources hain toh police ki help bekaar thi issliye ye sab karwaaya tha maine taaki kuch information mille or kuch ho toh bhi naam protesters kaa aae.. Or Humein laga tha wahaan kahin naa kahin kuch naa kuch toh millega he..

Main-Good plan..

Manoj-But humare plan ko tumne khatam kardiya.. Main soch raha tha ki aisa kon aagaya ki sab ko akele he fod diya tab Akshay ne bataaya ki tum teacher ho wahaan or college Mein president se Uppar ho Filhaal maine Yahaan bulaaya issi liye tha tumhe ki help maang lunga samjhaake as students sunte hain Tumhaari lekin Yahaan aake toh scene he badal gaya..

Main-Ab??

Manoj-Ab aapko humari madad karni hai choti c..

Main-Kya??

Manoj-Jyaada kuch nahi wahi sab karna hai jo Haryana Mein kartey they.. Clean Uttarakhand..

Main-Oh Fuck No... Fuck fuck fuck no.. No way in fucking hell..

Continued..

Bhai yeh manoj to sahi khel gaya AP agar insab main pad gaya to sure hu ki use attension jarur milegi jo sahi nahi hain dekhte hain kya hota hain




Waiting for new update bhai

 

[Chinturocky]

Ye lagi AP ki achchhe se.

 

[RAJIV SHAW]

Super update hai Bhai

 

[Black water]

Awesome fabulous update Bhai

 

[Vk248517]

Update-154(EXPOSED!!!!!!!)


​

Un sab ko dhone k Baad main waapis room k pass aaya Uska gate khola.. Toh sablog bahaar nikale..

Neha-Tum theek toh ho??

Main-Oh yeah i am perfectly fine.. Yahan kuch or bandey aaye they maybe Jagat tere sathi they aapas Mein Ladd liye yelog..

Jagat ki aankh or gand dono fatt gayi kyunki unko maalum tha ye maine he kiya hai..

Jagat-Gh. Hmahaan.. Maine call kiya tha shayad.. Aa gaye honge..

Main-Perfect then.. Lets go..

Humlog nikale wahaan se.. College k andar shayad yelog he they Baaki bahaar lage hue they issliye sablog ne parking se apne apne vehicles nikaale Orr back gate se bahaar nikalne lage.. Mukesh ne bike nikaali or Humlog nikale uspar..

Mukesh-Bhai ho kya aap?? What the hell? Aisa toh movies Mein Bhi nahi hota..

Main-I'm just built different.

Vikash-Itana different?? Itane Saare Bandon ko akela fodd diya.. How is this even possible..?

Mukesh-Bhai aap Mein super powers toh nahi haina??

Main-Haina I am smart and they were not..

Mukesh-Oh my god.. That was crazy.. What the hell..

Vikash-Bhai thoda bahot he sikhaa do please..

Main-Main keval physics sikha shakta hun that's it. Roukk be mera ghar aagaya aage kidhar jaayega..

Vikash-Oh sorry bhai..

Bike rukki main uttara.

Main-Bye guys..


Ye bolke main andar aaya toh Ami TV dekh rahi thi or Chang andar tha woh bhi bahaar aaya..

Chang-Oh god aaj fir fight hui??

Maine usko ghurra..

Chang-I mean obvious hai kapdey kharaab hain hath par kharonch hain..

Main-Yeah.. You are getting smart..

Chang-Kya hua??

Maine unko bataaya..

Ami-Nice. Apni life issi Mein reh jaayegi boss..

Main-True.. How is this even happening.. Mujhe laga tha Roorkee bahot he shant sehar hai...

Chang-India Mein Filhaal kuch shant nahi hai..

Main-True.. Bc harr jagah ki lagi paddi hai..

Maine nahaake kapdey change kiye and fir movies dekhne laga dinner takk movies he dekhi.. Dinner aaya Dinner finish kiya he tha ki mera phone baja jo unknown number se tha..

Main-Hello..

Saamne se ek aadmi ki awaaj aai..

Aadmi-Raman bol raha hun.. Ankit ji se baat horahi hai??

Main-Kon Raman??


Aadmi - Manoj Gupta ji kaa PA..

Main-Kon Manoj Gupta??

Raman-Hello??

Main-Haan Kon Manoj??

Raman-Arrey bhai Neta ji. Neta ji ko nahi jaantey Home and Education Minister Uttarakhand.. Tum Sahi Ankit he bol rahe ho naa?? Laxmi college waale??

Main-Oh Manoj Gupta aise bolo naa mujhe Manoj Garuda sunaai diya Arrey bhaiya Neta ji ko kaise nahi jaanenge bhalla..

Actually mujhe lawda nahi pata tha maadarchod kon hai ye lekin Cabinet minister hai toh respect jaruri hai bhenchod..

Raman-Haan Neta ji millna caah rahe they aapse.. Kal aajaaiye Kothi par Subah 9 baje..

Main-Naa Subah college Jaana hota hai bhai mereko..

Raman-Kal college bandh hai bhai..

Main-Kyun??

Raman-Arrey aaj itana sab hua thoda time toh lagega..

Main-Oh oh.. Ji fir aajaunga kal.. Address bhejdijiye aap..

Raman-Ji..

Call disconnected..

Main-What the fuck.. Isko kya caahiye ab..

Ami-Kon??

Maine bataaya unko..

Chang-What the fuck.. Itana popular bhi nahi hona tha boss..

Main-True..

Ami-Ab.??nikal lein?? Paise bahot hain or kahin settle hojaaenge..

Main-Lol true.. Lekin kuch hoga tab nikal lenge abhi jaankaari toh lelein kya chakkar hai or kya guarantee hai Jahaan set honge wahaan ye sab nahi hoga..

Chang--Main chalunga sath.. Bahaar kahin rukk jaaunga..

Ami-Main kya karun??

Main-Tu samaan pack karle kuch hua toh gayab bhi hona hai..

Ami-Lol..

What the fuck just happened.. Maine Uss bandey ko Google kiya Manoj Gupta toh actually ye bahot badi film thi Uttarakhand Mein like kaafi badi film Uttarakhand Mein CM k barabar tha ye or ruling party kaa sabse bada leader.. Rowdy banda hai Uttarakhand k bade bade log darrtey hain isase.. Or news wagairaah padh k jitana gather hua usase ye saaf tha ki ye genuine achaa banda hai ache kaam karta hai.. Or yaa fir bahot jyaada acha hai apne kand chipaane mein..but maine Pehli possibility maani ki ye sachmein acha banda hai.. Par mujhse kya kaam hogaya isko or mujhe kaise Jaan gaya ye or mera number fir Kahaan se milla?? Ye sab questions k sath so gaya main.. Subah utha college off tha uska message late night aaya tha mere pass khair Subah utha fresh hua nahaake nasta kiya Chang bhi ready tha.. Humlog nikale uss address par jo mujhe message Mein aaya tha.. Aage chownk se auto liya address ekdum high class area kaa tha ye bade bade bungalows they lekin usme sabse alag thi aage chalke ek Kothi ekdum neat bc kaafi mast bani thi..

Chang bahaar rukkA main gate par aaya jahan police and guards they bahot Saare.. Maine apna naam bataaya mujhe rukkane kaa bola gaya and then andar se ek banda aaya 40-45 age rahi hogi safari kapdey pehne they ussne aankhon par chasma tha..

"Aaiye Aaiye Ankit ji" main Raman kal maine he call kiya tha..

Main-Namastey..

Raman-Ji parnaam.. Aaiye..

Main uske piche piche garden se hota hua andar aaya toh bc andar bhi ekdum full mahool set tha.. Ye bade bade sofas chaaron taraf lights and all.. Wahaan Saamne hall Mein Kuch log baithey they jisme se ek tha Manoj Gupta kal google par photo dekhi thi toh pehchaan gaya main usko.. Uske sath 3 bandey or they ek IPs officer tha and Baaki no idea.

Raman-Sir Ankit ji..

Ye sun ussne Uppar mujhe dekha or dekh k ek baar ko ghurra mujhe..

Manoj-SP sahaab aaplog samjh gaye honge?? Ab jaa shaktey ho aaplog..

Ye sun woh log uthey or salute maarke nikal gaye.. Ab wahaan bache main woh PA and Manoj.. Woh utha mujhse hath millaaya, mujhe ghurrtey hue ..

Manoj-Aaiye Ankit Ji baithiye.. Maafi caahunga yun achaanak bulaane k liye..

Main-Ji koi Baat nahi.. Boliye kya sewa kar shakta hun main aapki??

Ye sun woh rukka or apne PA ko ishaara kiya bahaar Jaane k liye..

Ab wahaan hall Mein bache main or Manoj..

Manoj - Tum AP ho? HAINA??? juth Matt bolna ye chehra or ye awaaj naa naa dhoka nahi khaa shakta main.. 100% Tum AP ho haina??

Ye sun laga mujhe shock.. Main jhat se khadda hogaya..

Main-Kya kon??


Manoj-Oh mujhse majaak nahi AP sahaab I am 100% sure ye tum he ho.. Bahot dekha or Suna hai tumhe.. Cehre se laga tha mujhe fir laga no way ye kaise possible hai then Tumhaari awaaj ne sab clear Kardiya..

Main-Fuck..

Manoj-Iska matlab tum he ho.. Arrey Arrey Arrey.. Kamaal Kamaal..

Ye bol woh forcefully mujhse Galle milla..

Manoj-Kamaal he hogaya.. AP khud meri state Mein Meri district Mein even mere Saamne Waah..

Main-Yeah ab AP kuch nahi hai I am just a normal guy..

Manoj-Sherr ko uski family se alag kardiya jaaye uska matlab ye nahi hota ki woh kamjor hogaya hai AP sahaab..

Main-No AP only Ankit please..

Manoj-My bad.. Lekin ye sab kaise?? Or Haan don't worry mera koi intention nahi hai aapki pehchaan kharaab karne ka.. Your secret is safe with me..

Main-Well you know they kicked me out so I had to do something then main Yahaan aaya and kaise naa kaise karke Yahaan job par lag gaya ab students ko padhaata hun..

Manoj-Roorkee dhanya hogayi tumhaare aane se.. Gajab he hogaya mujhe toh yakeen he nahi horaha abhi takk.. Main Surendra k time se follow kar raha hun tumhe Surendra jo tha uska humare CM sahaab k sath koi issue tha toh uske Jaane se hum tumse jyaada khuss hue they.. Mere alaawa kissi ne nahi pehchaana tumhe??

Main-Yep..

Manoj-Ye kaise possible hai bhalla. Well dekha jaae toh khudko ache se disguise kiya hai tumne or bhalla kon sochega AP khud unke Saamne hai..

Main-Kind of.. Ab aap boliye kya sewa karun??

Manoj-Sewa?? Sewa toh bahot karni hai tumhe.. Actually maine tumhe Yahaan kyun bulaaya tha pata hai?? Actually kal jo bandey aapne pittey woh mere log they..

Ye sun maine ghurra usko..

Manoj-Naa naa.. I know kya soch rahe ho tum ki main bura aadmi hun naa naa actually puri story suniye kal ka pura protest staged tha hypothetically speaking maanlo Maine karwaya tha uske 3 main reason they 1st College or uske aas pass waali dukaaein, godowns ko chaan maarna I mean search karna.. 2nd Jagat ko iske bich iss tarah se torture karna ki woh bus ek dushmani Mein ki gayi harkat lage.. 3rd Jagat k piche jo hai college Mein uska pata lagaana..

Main-Ye sab kyun??

Manoj-Ye sab issliye ki College illegal activities kaa adda ban raha hai drugs toh dhadalle se chal rahe hain uss area Mein 3 college hain ek tumhara ek medical college and ek female college toh best spot hai woh aisi activities k liye.. Or police kuch nahi kar paa rahi pata nahi kya he jaal chal raha hai iske piche kon hai kaise hai kuch nahi pata. Police k andar uske kaafi sources hain toh police ki help bekaar thi issliye ye sab karwaaya tha maine taaki kuch information mille or kuch ho toh bhi naam protesters kaa aae.. Or Humein laga tha wahaan kahin naa kahin kuch naa kuch toh millega he..

Main-Good plan..

Manoj-But humare plan ko tumne khatam kardiya.. Main soch raha tha ki aisa kon aagaya ki sab ko akele he fod diya tab Akshay ne bataaya ki tum teacher ho wahaan or college Mein president se Uppar ho Filhaal maine Yahaan bulaaya issi liye tha tumhe ki help maang lunga samjhaake as students sunte hain Tumhaari lekin Yahaan aake toh scene he badal gaya..

Main-Ab??

Manoj-Ab aapko humari madad karni hai choti c..

Main-Kya??

Manoj-Jyaada kuch nahi wahi sab karna hai jo Haryana Mein kartey they.. Clean Uttarakhand..

Main-Oh Fuck No... Fuck fuck fuck no.. No way in fucking hell..

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Nice updates bro

 

[Kamran khan 1077]

Now AP destiny again front of him fabulous update waiting for next update

 

[Shahrukh]

Awesome update bhai keep posting