Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

[AP 316]

WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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[Tahirtahir111]

Zabardast update

 

[Sandeep singh nirwan]

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[Rajesh]

Update-154(EXPOSED!!!!!!!)


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Un sab ko dhone k Baad main waapis room k pass aaya Uska gate khola.. Toh sablog bahaar nikale..

Neha-Tum theek toh ho??

Main-Oh yeah i am perfectly fine.. Yahan kuch or bandey aaye they maybe Jagat tere sathi they aapas Mein Ladd liye yelog..

Jagat ki aankh or gand dono fatt gayi kyunki unko maalum tha ye maine he kiya hai..

Jagat-Gh. Hmahaan.. Maine call kiya tha shayad.. Aa gaye honge..

Main-Perfect then.. Lets go..

Humlog nikale wahaan se.. College k andar shayad yelog he they Baaki bahaar lage hue they issliye sablog ne parking se apne apne vehicles nikaale Orr back gate se bahaar nikalne lage.. Mukesh ne bike nikaali or Humlog nikale uspar..

Mukesh-Bhai ho kya aap?? What the hell? Aisa toh movies Mein Bhi nahi hota..

Main-I'm just built different.

Vikash-Itana different?? Itane Saare Bandon ko akela fodd diya.. How is this even possible..?

Mukesh-Bhai aap Mein super powers toh nahi haina??

Main-Haina I am smart and they were not..

Mukesh-Oh my god.. That was crazy.. What the hell..

Vikash-Bhai thoda bahot he sikhaa do please..

Main-Main keval physics sikha shakta hun that's it. Roukk be mera ghar aagaya aage kidhar jaayega..

Vikash-Oh sorry bhai..

Bike rukki main uttara.

Main-Bye guys..


Ye bolke main andar aaya toh Ami TV dekh rahi thi or Chang andar tha woh bhi bahaar aaya..

Chang-Oh god aaj fir fight hui??

Maine usko ghurra..

Chang-I mean obvious hai kapdey kharaab hain hath par kharonch hain..

Main-Yeah.. You are getting smart..

Chang-Kya hua??

Maine unko bataaya..

Ami-Nice. Apni life issi Mein reh jaayegi boss..

Main-True.. How is this even happening.. Mujhe laga tha Roorkee bahot he shant sehar hai...

Chang-India Mein Filhaal kuch shant nahi hai..

Main-True.. Bc harr jagah ki lagi paddi hai..

Maine nahaake kapdey change kiye and fir movies dekhne laga dinner takk movies he dekhi.. Dinner aaya Dinner finish kiya he tha ki mera phone baja jo unknown number se tha..

Main-Hello..

Saamne se ek aadmi ki awaaj aai..

Aadmi-Raman bol raha hun.. Ankit ji se baat horahi hai??

Main-Kon Raman??


Aadmi - Manoj Gupta ji kaa PA..

Main-Kon Manoj Gupta??

Raman-Hello??

Main-Haan Kon Manoj??

Raman-Arrey bhai Neta ji. Neta ji ko nahi jaantey Home and Education Minister Uttarakhand.. Tum Sahi Ankit he bol rahe ho naa?? Laxmi college waale??

Main-Oh Manoj Gupta aise bolo naa mujhe Manoj Garuda sunaai diya Arrey bhaiya Neta ji ko kaise nahi jaanenge bhalla..

Actually mujhe lawda nahi pata tha maadarchod kon hai ye lekin Cabinet minister hai toh respect jaruri hai bhenchod..

Raman-Haan Neta ji millna caah rahe they aapse.. Kal aajaaiye Kothi par Subah 9 baje..

Main-Naa Subah college Jaana hota hai bhai mereko..

Raman-Kal college bandh hai bhai..

Main-Kyun??

Raman-Arrey aaj itana sab hua thoda time toh lagega..

Main-Oh oh.. Ji fir aajaunga kal.. Address bhejdijiye aap..

Raman-Ji..

Call disconnected..

Main-What the fuck.. Isko kya caahiye ab..

Ami-Kon??

Maine bataaya unko..

Chang-What the fuck.. Itana popular bhi nahi hona tha boss..

Main-True..

Ami-Ab.??nikal lein?? Paise bahot hain or kahin settle hojaaenge..

Main-Lol true.. Lekin kuch hoga tab nikal lenge abhi jaankaari toh lelein kya chakkar hai or kya guarantee hai Jahaan set honge wahaan ye sab nahi hoga..

Chang--Main chalunga sath.. Bahaar kahin rukk jaaunga..

Ami-Main kya karun??

Main-Tu samaan pack karle kuch hua toh gayab bhi hona hai..

Ami-Lol..

What the fuck just happened.. Maine Uss bandey ko Google kiya Manoj Gupta toh actually ye bahot badi film thi Uttarakhand Mein like kaafi badi film Uttarakhand Mein CM k barabar tha ye or ruling party kaa sabse bada leader.. Rowdy banda hai Uttarakhand k bade bade log darrtey hain isase.. Or news wagairaah padh k jitana gather hua usase ye saaf tha ki ye genuine achaa banda hai ache kaam karta hai.. Or yaa fir bahot jyaada acha hai apne kand chipaane mein..but maine Pehli possibility maani ki ye sachmein acha banda hai.. Par mujhse kya kaam hogaya isko or mujhe kaise Jaan gaya ye or mera number fir Kahaan se milla?? Ye sab questions k sath so gaya main.. Subah utha college off tha uska message late night aaya tha mere pass khair Subah utha fresh hua nahaake nasta kiya Chang bhi ready tha.. Humlog nikale uss address par jo mujhe message Mein aaya tha.. Aage chownk se auto liya address ekdum high class area kaa tha ye bade bade bungalows they lekin usme sabse alag thi aage chalke ek Kothi ekdum neat bc kaafi mast bani thi..

Chang bahaar rukkA main gate par aaya jahan police and guards they bahot Saare.. Maine apna naam bataaya mujhe rukkane kaa bola gaya and then andar se ek banda aaya 40-45 age rahi hogi safari kapdey pehne they ussne aankhon par chasma tha..

"Aaiye Aaiye Ankit ji" main Raman kal maine he call kiya tha..

Main-Namastey..

Raman-Ji parnaam.. Aaiye..

Main uske piche piche garden se hota hua andar aaya toh bc andar bhi ekdum full mahool set tha.. Ye bade bade sofas chaaron taraf lights and all.. Wahaan Saamne hall Mein Kuch log baithey they jisme se ek tha Manoj Gupta kal google par photo dekhi thi toh pehchaan gaya main usko.. Uske sath 3 bandey or they ek IPs officer tha and Baaki no idea.

Raman-Sir Ankit ji..

Ye sun ussne Uppar mujhe dekha or dekh k ek baar ko ghurra mujhe..

Manoj-SP sahaab aaplog samjh gaye honge?? Ab jaa shaktey ho aaplog..

Ye sun woh log uthey or salute maarke nikal gaye.. Ab wahaan bache main woh PA and Manoj.. Woh utha mujhse hath millaaya, mujhe ghurrtey hue ..

Manoj-Aaiye Ankit Ji baithiye.. Maafi caahunga yun achaanak bulaane k liye..

Main-Ji koi Baat nahi.. Boliye kya sewa kar shakta hun main aapki??

Ye sun woh rukka or apne PA ko ishaara kiya bahaar Jaane k liye..

Ab wahaan hall Mein bache main or Manoj..

Manoj - Tum AP ho? HAINA??? juth Matt bolna ye chehra or ye awaaj naa naa dhoka nahi khaa shakta main.. 100% Tum AP ho haina??

Ye sun laga mujhe shock.. Main jhat se khadda hogaya..

Main-Kya kon??


Manoj-Oh mujhse majaak nahi AP sahaab I am 100% sure ye tum he ho.. Bahot dekha or Suna hai tumhe.. Cehre se laga tha mujhe fir laga no way ye kaise possible hai then Tumhaari awaaj ne sab clear Kardiya..

Main-Fuck..

Manoj-Iska matlab tum he ho.. Arrey Arrey Arrey.. Kamaal Kamaal..

Ye bol woh forcefully mujhse Galle milla..

Manoj-Kamaal he hogaya.. AP khud meri state Mein Meri district Mein even mere Saamne Waah..

Main-Yeah ab AP kuch nahi hai I am just a normal guy..

Manoj-Sherr ko uski family se alag kardiya jaaye uska matlab ye nahi hota ki woh kamjor hogaya hai AP sahaab..

Main-No AP only Ankit please..

Manoj-My bad.. Lekin ye sab kaise?? Or Haan don't worry mera koi intention nahi hai aapki pehchaan kharaab karne ka.. Your secret is safe with me..

Main-Well you know they kicked me out so I had to do something then main Yahaan aaya and kaise naa kaise karke Yahaan job par lag gaya ab students ko padhaata hun..

Manoj-Roorkee dhanya hogayi tumhaare aane se.. Gajab he hogaya mujhe toh yakeen he nahi horaha abhi takk.. Main Surendra k time se follow kar raha hun tumhe Surendra jo tha uska humare CM sahaab k sath koi issue tha toh uske Jaane se hum tumse jyaada khuss hue they.. Mere alaawa kissi ne nahi pehchaana tumhe??

Main-Yep..

Manoj-Ye kaise possible hai bhalla. Well dekha jaae toh khudko ache se disguise kiya hai tumne or bhalla kon sochega AP khud unke Saamne hai..

Main-Kind of.. Ab aap boliye kya sewa karun??

Manoj-Sewa?? Sewa toh bahot karni hai tumhe.. Actually maine tumhe Yahaan kyun bulaaya tha pata hai?? Actually kal jo bandey aapne pittey woh mere log they..

Ye sun maine ghurra usko..

Manoj-Naa naa.. I know kya soch rahe ho tum ki main bura aadmi hun naa naa actually puri story suniye kal ka pura protest staged tha hypothetically speaking maanlo Maine karwaya tha uske 3 main reason they 1st College or uske aas pass waali dukaaein, godowns ko chaan maarna I mean search karna.. 2nd Jagat ko iske bich iss tarah se torture karna ki woh bus ek dushmani Mein ki gayi harkat lage.. 3rd Jagat k piche jo hai college Mein uska pata lagaana..

Main-Ye sab kyun??

Manoj-Ye sab issliye ki College illegal activities kaa adda ban raha hai drugs toh dhadalle se chal rahe hain uss area Mein 3 college hain ek tumhara ek medical college and ek female college toh best spot hai woh aisi activities k liye.. Or police kuch nahi kar paa rahi pata nahi kya he jaal chal raha hai iske piche kon hai kaise hai kuch nahi pata. Police k andar uske kaafi sources hain toh police ki help bekaar thi issliye ye sab karwaaya tha maine taaki kuch information mille or kuch ho toh bhi naam protesters kaa aae.. Or Humein laga tha wahaan kahin naa kahin kuch naa kuch toh millega he..

Main-Good plan..

Manoj-But humare plan ko tumne khatam kardiya.. Main soch raha tha ki aisa kon aagaya ki sab ko akele he fod diya tab Akshay ne bataaya ki tum teacher ho wahaan or college Mein president se Uppar ho Filhaal maine Yahaan bulaaya issi liye tha tumhe ki help maang lunga samjhaake as students sunte hain Tumhaari lekin Yahaan aake toh scene he badal gaya..

Main-Ab??

Manoj-Ab aapko humari madad karni hai choti c..

Main-Kya??

Manoj-Jyaada kuch nahi wahi sab karna hai jo Haryana Mein kartey they.. Clean Uttarakhand..

Main-Oh Fuck No... Fuck fuck fuck no.. No way in fucking hell..

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Firse saf Safai ka abhiyaan chalega kya uttarakhand me bhai

 

[Rajesh]

Waiting for the next update bro

 

[bd sharkar]

Absolutely Fabulous update ..

 

[Kamran khan 1077]

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[A.B.KING]

Waiting for next update

 

[yajivagan]

Nice update...

 

[mickey1]

Nice update, waiting for next AP cleaning uk

 

[AP 316]

Update-155(I Am In..... Again)


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Main-Oh hell no main koi help nahi karne waala fuck no fuck no fuck no.. Pehle help karke abhi takk pachta raha hun or nahi..


Manoj-tum sachmuch AP he he ho naa?? AP kabse logon ki help karne se piche hattne laga..

Main - Fuck helping people.. They suck.. Bhenchod itani help ki, badle Mein Kya milla?? Pichwaade par laat..

Manoj-But Yahaan badle Mein millega aapko..

Main-Kya??

Manoj-Jo aapko caahiye woh..

Main-Mujhe kuch nahi caahiye bus shanti se jeene do..

Manoj-Bus ye caahiye toh dedunga.. Tumhe jaise karna hai jab karna hai jo karna hai woh karo.. Koi kuch nahi kahega tumhe. Or badle Mein tumhaara secret ek secret he rahega..

Main-Ye toh dhamki hogayi...

Manoj-Dhamki he lagaalo..

Main-Yaad haina court ne kya order diya tha mujhe?? Koi bhi violent crime Mein involve hua toh meri aisi taisi kardenge woh..

Manoj-Acha toh kal jo mere ladkon ko peeta woh violent nahi tha??

Main-Woh toh self defense tha..

Manoj-Bus toh fir itana toh jaanta hun tumhe main self defense k Naam par tum aadhe bharat kaa kachra saaf kar shaktey ho.. Bolo galat hun kya main??

Main-Nope..

Manoj-Come on AP I know aise nahi reh shaktey tum teacher banke?? Come on tumhara mann Maan jaata hai ye sab k liye?? I know you love to fight crime and you want to.. I promise tumhe kuch nahi hone dunga..

Main-Agar hua toh??

Manoj-Fir tum kuch bhi karna mere sath..

Main-Dekhlo mera " kuch bhi" bahot bura hota hai..

Manoj-Mujhe koi issue nahi hai AP main ek simple saa aadmi hun jo apne logon ko safe rakhna chaahta hai I don't want anything else agar kahin bhi lage maine tumhe thoda saa bhi dhoka diya hai you can do whatever you want.. And also you can do anything you want..

Main-OK i am in.. Also ye conversation mere mobile Mein recorded hai and abtak backup mere cloud mein chala gaya hoga so don't double cross me kyunki video full HD Mein Hai.


Manoj-I won't.. Then we have a deal??

Main-Yes..

Manoj-So kya caahiye tumhe?

Main-Bus time keval time tumse yahi caahiye mujhe or apna munh bandh rakhna.. Tumhaari biwi ko bhi nahi bataana ye sab..

Manoj-Too bad meri biwi toh swarg sidhaar gayi AP..

Main-OK i mean kissi ko bhi nahi.. Or no AP keval Ankit..

Manoj-Or Haan College Mein Koi dikkat naa hogi tumhe Akshay mera banda hai usko main boldunga ki tum mere Khaas ho or koi dikkat naa aae..

Main-Woh bhaddi shakal kaa Maar khaaega sabse Pehle toh..

Manoj-Aisa matt karna mere Relation Mein Hai woh.. Ye mera personal number hai koi help caahiye ho choti yaa badi call me main arrange karwaaunga... I pray to you please help us..Coincidence dekh rahe ho?? Bhagwaan ne khud bheja hai tumhe humari help k liye..

Main-Oh believe me Bhagwaan hai he nahi hota toh main Yahaan nahi hota.. Thanks have a good day..

Ye bol main wapis mudda wahan se.. Mujhe hansi aarahi thi bhenchod no way ye sab horaha hai mere sath.. What are the fucking chances bhenchod.. Fuck.. Lekin you know what I am happy its ok koi naa.. Waise bhi aaj nahi toh kal aisa kuch hona he tha main khud he involve hojaata lekin ab mere pass Uttarakhand k sabse powerful aadmi kaa support tha toh ye sab easy hojaaega..

Or sabse important baat mera mind occupied rahega or frustration nikaalne ko koi naa koi millta rahega.. This is great..

Lund kaa great maadarchod.. Abhi takk samjha nahi tu logon ki madad karne kaa nateeja kya hota hai?? Lawde.. Maadarchod.. Chutiya he rahega..

Abe practically dekh ye toh hona he tha.. But ab humare chances high hain.. Or sabse main baat humare pass ek powerful banda hai jiski help se main un logon ki gand maarunga jinhone mujhe Yahaan bheja samjh bhosdk aise he Haan nahi boli andar maine sab socha hai fir kiya hai.. Cbi, judge lawyer sab ki Maa chod dunga ab..

Really?? Oh hell yeah fir I am in.. Main ready hun.

"Kahaan?? Mujhe bhull gaye they kya".

Main khudse baat karne Mein itana busy tha ki Chang k pass se nikal gaya..

Main-Sorry..

Chang - Kya hua??

Main-Maanega nahi tu..

Maine bataaya usko sab..

Chang-Fuck this shit.. Boss apan jaaraha hai Himalayas par Dhyaan lagaane..i am done with this shit.. Meri life puri hochuki hai.. Bus or nahi seh shakta ye chindi chorr logon ko main.. Inko maarne kaa he reh gaya main.. Fuck..

Mujhe Chang par hansi aagayi..

Main-Aaja aaja.. Koi naa..

Chang--Nice boss.. Kya kishmat hai.. Fuck... I mean fuck..

Auto rukkawaaya Humne or usme baith Ghar aaye Ami ko sab bataaya Same usse bhi vishwas nahi hua usse laga hum majaak kar rahe hain ussne samaan pack kar rakha tha nikalne k liye.. Fir maine usko recorded video dikhaai and bus woh bokhla gayi.. Usko shant karwaya.. Jo easy nahi tha..

Aaj kaa din nikala planning Mein maine Chang ko lagaaya kaam par Suruwaat karwaai woh shop se Jahaan kand kiya tha aakhir drugs wahaan bahot jyaada they.. Aaj kaa din nikala next day college open tha main as usual ready hoke Mukesh Vikash kaa wait kar raha tha bahaar khadda hoke ki Uncle ne awaaj deke bulaaya mujhe.. Aunty bhi wahin thi..

Main-Ji uncle..

Uncle-Kya uncle, pagal tu rojj aise college jaata hai acha lagta hai?

Main-Matlab??

Uncle - Aise bike par 3 - 3 baith kar.. Ajeeb nahi lagta..

Main-Kind of.. But main issue hai i hate driving jiska main reason hai I am too lazy to drive.

Aunty - Sun Lazy matt ban or impression bana college Mein yahi toh ummar hai.. Apni Gaadi lejaaya kar..

Main-Arrey naa naa aunty..its ok..

Aunty-Kya ok.. Itana sab kiya hai tune humare liye hum kya ye bhi nahi kar shaktey.. Or waise bhi ye Gaadi khaddi-2 sadd he rahi hai.. Toh tu use karle iski condition bhi sahi rahegi or teri help hojaaegi..

Main-Aunty main..

Uncle- Ye le chaabi.. Or naa bola toh main ghar khaali karwaalunga.. Simple as that.. Jaa Jaa Gaadi lejaa..

Ye bol uncle ne mere munh par gate bandh kardiya.. What the fuck log Kitana easily trust karletey hain sabko.. Lekin its good.. Uncle k pass Creta thi Sx shayad bahot he badhiya Gaadi hai cover nikaala toh dhool jami hui thi Gaadi par.. White color Mein or mast lag rahi thi bc.. 16-17 lakh ka hoga ye model.. But lit car hai overall.. Maine bahaar nikaali shed Mein se.. Tab Aaye Mukesh or Vikash..

Main-Oye idhar..

Mukesh-Nayi car leli bhai party?

Main-Haan sure.. Bike khaddi kardey idhar aajao let's go..

Unhone bike wahaan car ki jagah park ki and mere sath Gaadi Mein aaye..

Main-Wash karwaani hai car koi jagah bata pass Mein...

Mukesh-Ye Saamne left Mein.. Woh Saamne hai.

Hum shop par pohanchey jo abhi open he hui thi Gaadi khaddi ki..

Mukesh-Bhai ab Akshay se durr rehna hai aapko..

Main-Akshay?? Apna chela hai Akshay.. Woh toh kal bus dikhaane ko maardiye usko.. Uski aukaat nahi hai apne takk ki..

Mukesh-Hainn??

Main-Yep. Don't worry.. College apna he hai ab..


Car wash hui bc ekdum lit lag rahi thi humlog nikale college k liye.. College aae Parking Mein Gaye Gaadi park ki or wahaan se andar ki taraf aaye.. Staff room Mein aaya sign kiye and seedha class Mein gaya aaj late hogaya tha carwash ki wajah se toh seedha class Mein aaya.. Ab mere pass 2 kaam they college Mein karne ko ek padhaana and 2nd planning.. Iss drug game kaa sabse chota mohra tha Jagat or ussi se suru karna tha mujhe I know usse khud nahi pata tha woh kya kar raha hai pata hota usse toh pakkad leta main.. Usase kaam karwaya Jaa raha tha or koi issi college kaa banda karwa raha tha fir woh caahe teacher ho student ya fir peon..Or woh shaks tha iss game ka dusara mohra uske Baad or bhi milenge.. Ab bore nahi horaha tha main karne ko bahot kuch tha mere pass.. Mujhe Akshay se millna tha woh aaj college nahi aaya tha hospital Mein tha kal tak aajaaega no worries koi jaldbaaji nahi karni thi.. And sabse achi baat ye thi iss college Mein sasbe Uppar main tha Filhaal Saari powers yahin thi and sabko pata hai jab mere pass power hoti hai tab main kya karta hun..I hunt people.. Thats what I do that's what I love to do and that's what I am best at..

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