Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

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WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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Update-155(I Am In..... Again)


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Main-Oh hell no main koi help nahi karne waala fuck no fuck no fuck no.. Pehle help karke abhi takk pachta raha hun or nahi..


Manoj-tum sachmuch AP he he ho naa?? AP kabse logon ki help karne se piche hattne laga..

Main - Fuck helping people.. They suck.. Bhenchod itani help ki, badle Mein Kya milla?? Pichwaade par laat..

Manoj-But Yahaan badle Mein millega aapko..

Main-Kya??

Manoj-Jo aapko caahiye woh..

Main-Mujhe kuch nahi caahiye bus shanti se jeene do..

Manoj-Bus ye caahiye toh dedunga.. Tumhe jaise karna hai jab karna hai jo karna hai woh karo.. Koi kuch nahi kahega tumhe. Or badle Mein tumhaara secret ek secret he rahega..

Main-Ye toh dhamki hogayi...

Manoj-Dhamki he lagaalo..

Main-Yaad haina court ne kya order diya tha mujhe?? Koi bhi violent crime Mein involve hua toh meri aisi taisi kardenge woh..

Manoj-Acha toh kal jo mere ladkon ko peeta woh violent nahi tha??

Main-Woh toh self defense tha..

Manoj-Bus toh fir itana toh jaanta hun tumhe main self defense k Naam par tum aadhe bharat kaa kachra saaf kar shaktey ho.. Bolo galat hun kya main??

Main-Nope..

Manoj-Come on AP I know aise nahi reh shaktey tum teacher banke?? Come on tumhara mann Maan jaata hai ye sab k liye?? I know you love to fight crime and you want to.. I promise tumhe kuch nahi hone dunga..

Main-Agar hua toh??

Manoj-Fir tum kuch bhi karna mere sath..

Main-Dekhlo mera " kuch bhi" bahot bura hota hai..

Manoj-Mujhe koi issue nahi hai AP main ek simple saa aadmi hun jo apne logon ko safe rakhna chaahta hai I don't want anything else agar kahin bhi lage maine tumhe thoda saa bhi dhoka diya hai you can do whatever you want.. And also you can do anything you want..

Main-OK i am in.. Also ye conversation mere mobile Mein recorded hai and abtak backup mere cloud mein chala gaya hoga so don't double cross me kyunki video full HD Mein Hai.


Manoj-I won't.. Then we have a deal??

Main-Yes..

Manoj-So kya caahiye tumhe?

Main-Bus time keval time tumse yahi caahiye mujhe or apna munh bandh rakhna.. Tumhaari biwi ko bhi nahi bataana ye sab..

Manoj-Too bad meri biwi toh swarg sidhaar gayi AP..

Main-OK i mean kissi ko bhi nahi.. Or no AP keval Ankit..

Manoj-Or Haan College Mein Koi dikkat naa hogi tumhe Akshay mera banda hai usko main boldunga ki tum mere Khaas ho or koi dikkat naa aae..

Main-Woh bhaddi shakal kaa Maar khaaega sabse Pehle toh..

Manoj-Aisa matt karna mere Relation Mein Hai woh.. Ye mera personal number hai koi help caahiye ho choti yaa badi call me main arrange karwaaunga... I pray to you please help us..Coincidence dekh rahe ho?? Bhagwaan ne khud bheja hai tumhe humari help k liye..

Main-Oh believe me Bhagwaan hai he nahi hota toh main Yahaan nahi hota.. Thanks have a good day..

Ye bol main wapis mudda wahan se.. Mujhe hansi aarahi thi bhenchod no way ye sab horaha hai mere sath.. What are the fucking chances bhenchod.. Fuck.. Lekin you know what I am happy its ok koi naa.. Waise bhi aaj nahi toh kal aisa kuch hona he tha main khud he involve hojaata lekin ab mere pass Uttarakhand k sabse powerful aadmi kaa support tha toh ye sab easy hojaaega..

Or sabse important baat mera mind occupied rahega or frustration nikaalne ko koi naa koi millta rahega.. This is great..

Lund kaa great maadarchod.. Abhi takk samjha nahi tu logon ki madad karne kaa nateeja kya hota hai?? Lawde.. Maadarchod.. Chutiya he rahega..

Abe practically dekh ye toh hona he tha.. But ab humare chances high hain.. Or sabse main baat humare pass ek powerful banda hai jiski help se main un logon ki gand maarunga jinhone mujhe Yahaan bheja samjh bhosdk aise he Haan nahi boli andar maine sab socha hai fir kiya hai.. Cbi, judge lawyer sab ki Maa chod dunga ab..

Really?? Oh hell yeah fir I am in.. Main ready hun.

"Kahaan?? Mujhe bhull gaye they kya".

Main khudse baat karne Mein itana busy tha ki Chang k pass se nikal gaya..

Main-Sorry..

Chang - Kya hua??

Main-Maanega nahi tu..

Maine bataaya usko sab..

Chang-Fuck this shit.. Boss apan jaaraha hai Himalayas par Dhyaan lagaane..i am done with this shit.. Meri life puri hochuki hai.. Bus or nahi seh shakta ye chindi chorr logon ko main.. Inko maarne kaa he reh gaya main.. Fuck..

Mujhe Chang par hansi aagayi..

Main-Aaja aaja.. Koi naa..

Chang--Nice boss.. Kya kishmat hai.. Fuck... I mean fuck..

Auto rukkawaaya Humne or usme baith Ghar aaye Ami ko sab bataaya Same usse bhi vishwas nahi hua usse laga hum majaak kar rahe hain ussne samaan pack kar rakha tha nikalne k liye.. Fir maine usko recorded video dikhaai and bus woh bokhla gayi.. Usko shant karwaya.. Jo easy nahi tha..

Aaj kaa din nikala planning Mein maine Chang ko lagaaya kaam par Suruwaat karwaai woh shop se Jahaan kand kiya tha aakhir drugs wahaan bahot jyaada they.. Aaj kaa din nikala next day college open tha main as usual ready hoke Mukesh Vikash kaa wait kar raha tha bahaar khadda hoke ki Uncle ne awaaj deke bulaaya mujhe.. Aunty bhi wahin thi..

Main-Ji uncle..

Uncle-Kya uncle, pagal tu rojj aise college jaata hai acha lagta hai?

Main-Matlab??

Uncle - Aise bike par 3 - 3 baith kar.. Ajeeb nahi lagta..

Main-Kind of.. But main issue hai i hate driving jiska main reason hai I am too lazy to drive.

Aunty - Sun Lazy matt ban or impression bana college Mein yahi toh ummar hai.. Apni Gaadi lejaaya kar..

Main-Arrey naa naa aunty..its ok..

Aunty-Kya ok.. Itana sab kiya hai tune humare liye hum kya ye bhi nahi kar shaktey.. Or waise bhi ye Gaadi khaddi-2 sadd he rahi hai.. Toh tu use karle iski condition bhi sahi rahegi or teri help hojaaegi..

Main-Aunty main..

Uncle- Ye le chaabi.. Or naa bola toh main ghar khaali karwaalunga.. Simple as that.. Jaa Jaa Gaadi lejaa..

Ye bol uncle ne mere munh par gate bandh kardiya.. What the fuck log Kitana easily trust karletey hain sabko.. Lekin its good.. Uncle k pass Creta thi Sx shayad bahot he badhiya Gaadi hai cover nikaala toh dhool jami hui thi Gaadi par.. White color Mein or mast lag rahi thi bc.. 16-17 lakh ka hoga ye model.. But lit car hai overall.. Maine bahaar nikaali shed Mein se.. Tab Aaye Mukesh or Vikash..

Main-Oye idhar..

Mukesh-Nayi car leli bhai party?

Main-Haan sure.. Bike khaddi kardey idhar aajao let's go..

Unhone bike wahaan car ki jagah park ki and mere sath Gaadi Mein aaye..

Main-Wash karwaani hai car koi jagah bata pass Mein...

Mukesh-Ye Saamne left Mein.. Woh Saamne hai.

Hum shop par pohanchey jo abhi open he hui thi Gaadi khaddi ki..

Mukesh-Bhai ab Akshay se durr rehna hai aapko..

Main-Akshay?? Apna chela hai Akshay.. Woh toh kal bus dikhaane ko maardiye usko.. Uski aukaat nahi hai apne takk ki..

Mukesh-Hainn??

Main-Yep. Don't worry.. College apna he hai ab..


Car wash hui bc ekdum lit lag rahi thi humlog nikale college k liye.. College aae Parking Mein Gaye Gaadi park ki or wahaan se andar ki taraf aaye.. Staff room Mein aaya sign kiye and seedha class Mein gaya aaj late hogaya tha carwash ki wajah se toh seedha class Mein aaya.. Ab mere pass 2 kaam they college Mein karne ko ek padhaana and 2nd planning.. Iss drug game kaa sabse chota mohra tha Jagat or ussi se suru karna tha mujhe I know usse khud nahi pata tha woh kya kar raha hai pata hota usse toh pakkad leta main.. Usase kaam karwaya Jaa raha tha or koi issi college kaa banda karwa raha tha fir woh caahe teacher ho student ya fir peon..Or woh shaks tha iss game ka dusara mohra uske Baad or bhi milenge.. Ab bore nahi horaha tha main karne ko bahot kuch tha mere pass.. Mujhe Akshay se millna tha woh aaj college nahi aaya tha hospital Mein tha kal tak aajaaega no worries koi jaldbaaji nahi karni thi.. And sabse achi baat ye thi iss college Mein sasbe Uppar main tha Filhaal Saari powers yahin thi and sabko pata hai jab mere pass power hoti hai tab main kya karta hun..I hunt people.. Thats what I do that's what I love to do and that's what I am best at..

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Jbrdust

 

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Superb update

 

[Htcw456]

Update-155(I Am In..... Again)


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Main-Oh hell no main koi help nahi karne waala fuck no fuck no fuck no.. Pehle help karke abhi takk pachta raha hun or nahi..


Manoj-tum sachmuch AP he he ho naa?? AP kabse logon ki help karne se piche hattne laga..

Main - Fuck helping people.. They suck.. Bhenchod itani help ki, badle Mein Kya milla?? Pichwaade par laat..

Manoj-But Yahaan badle Mein millega aapko..

Main-Kya??

Manoj-Jo aapko caahiye woh..

Main-Mujhe kuch nahi caahiye bus shanti se jeene do..

Manoj-Bus ye caahiye toh dedunga.. Tumhe jaise karna hai jab karna hai jo karna hai woh karo.. Koi kuch nahi kahega tumhe. Or badle Mein tumhaara secret ek secret he rahega..

Main-Ye toh dhamki hogayi...

Manoj-Dhamki he lagaalo..

Main-Yaad haina court ne kya order diya tha mujhe?? Koi bhi violent crime Mein involve hua toh meri aisi taisi kardenge woh..

Manoj-Acha toh kal jo mere ladkon ko peeta woh violent nahi tha??

Main-Woh toh self defense tha..

Manoj-Bus toh fir itana toh jaanta hun tumhe main self defense k Naam par tum aadhe bharat kaa kachra saaf kar shaktey ho.. Bolo galat hun kya main??

Main-Nope..

Manoj-Come on AP I know aise nahi reh shaktey tum teacher banke?? Come on tumhara mann Maan jaata hai ye sab k liye?? I know you love to fight crime and you want to.. I promise tumhe kuch nahi hone dunga..

Main-Agar hua toh??

Manoj-Fir tum kuch bhi karna mere sath..

Main-Dekhlo mera " kuch bhi" bahot bura hota hai..

Manoj-Mujhe koi issue nahi hai AP main ek simple saa aadmi hun jo apne logon ko safe rakhna chaahta hai I don't want anything else agar kahin bhi lage maine tumhe thoda saa bhi dhoka diya hai you can do whatever you want.. And also you can do anything you want..

Main-OK i am in.. Also ye conversation mere mobile Mein recorded hai and abtak backup mere cloud mein chala gaya hoga so don't double cross me kyunki video full HD Mein Hai.


Manoj-I won't.. Then we have a deal??

Main-Yes..

Manoj-So kya caahiye tumhe?

Main-Bus time keval time tumse yahi caahiye mujhe or apna munh bandh rakhna.. Tumhaari biwi ko bhi nahi bataana ye sab..

Manoj-Too bad meri biwi toh swarg sidhaar gayi AP..

Main-OK i mean kissi ko bhi nahi.. Or no AP keval Ankit..

Manoj-Or Haan College Mein Koi dikkat naa hogi tumhe Akshay mera banda hai usko main boldunga ki tum mere Khaas ho or koi dikkat naa aae..

Main-Woh bhaddi shakal kaa Maar khaaega sabse Pehle toh..

Manoj-Aisa matt karna mere Relation Mein Hai woh.. Ye mera personal number hai koi help caahiye ho choti yaa badi call me main arrange karwaaunga... I pray to you please help us..Coincidence dekh rahe ho?? Bhagwaan ne khud bheja hai tumhe humari help k liye..

Main-Oh believe me Bhagwaan hai he nahi hota toh main Yahaan nahi hota.. Thanks have a good day..

Ye bol main wapis mudda wahan se.. Mujhe hansi aarahi thi bhenchod no way ye sab horaha hai mere sath.. What are the fucking chances bhenchod.. Fuck.. Lekin you know what I am happy its ok koi naa.. Waise bhi aaj nahi toh kal aisa kuch hona he tha main khud he involve hojaata lekin ab mere pass Uttarakhand k sabse powerful aadmi kaa support tha toh ye sab easy hojaaega..

Or sabse important baat mera mind occupied rahega or frustration nikaalne ko koi naa koi millta rahega.. This is great..

Lund kaa great maadarchod.. Abhi takk samjha nahi tu logon ki madad karne kaa nateeja kya hota hai?? Lawde.. Maadarchod.. Chutiya he rahega..

Abe practically dekh ye toh hona he tha.. But ab humare chances high hain.. Or sabse main baat humare pass ek powerful banda hai jiski help se main un logon ki gand maarunga jinhone mujhe Yahaan bheja samjh bhosdk aise he Haan nahi boli andar maine sab socha hai fir kiya hai.. Cbi, judge lawyer sab ki Maa chod dunga ab..

Really?? Oh hell yeah fir I am in.. Main ready hun.

"Kahaan?? Mujhe bhull gaye they kya".

Main khudse baat karne Mein itana busy tha ki Chang k pass se nikal gaya..

Main-Sorry..

Chang - Kya hua??

Main-Maanega nahi tu..

Maine bataaya usko sab..

Chang-Fuck this shit.. Boss apan jaaraha hai Himalayas par Dhyaan lagaane..i am done with this shit.. Meri life puri hochuki hai.. Bus or nahi seh shakta ye chindi chorr logon ko main.. Inko maarne kaa he reh gaya main.. Fuck..

Mujhe Chang par hansi aagayi..

Main-Aaja aaja.. Koi naa..

Chang--Nice boss.. Kya kishmat hai.. Fuck... I mean fuck..

Auto rukkawaaya Humne or usme baith Ghar aaye Ami ko sab bataaya Same usse bhi vishwas nahi hua usse laga hum majaak kar rahe hain ussne samaan pack kar rakha tha nikalne k liye.. Fir maine usko recorded video dikhaai and bus woh bokhla gayi.. Usko shant karwaya.. Jo easy nahi tha..

Aaj kaa din nikala planning Mein maine Chang ko lagaaya kaam par Suruwaat karwaai woh shop se Jahaan kand kiya tha aakhir drugs wahaan bahot jyaada they.. Aaj kaa din nikala next day college open tha main as usual ready hoke Mukesh Vikash kaa wait kar raha tha bahaar khadda hoke ki Uncle ne awaaj deke bulaaya mujhe.. Aunty bhi wahin thi..

Main-Ji uncle..

Uncle-Kya uncle, pagal tu rojj aise college jaata hai acha lagta hai?

Main-Matlab??

Uncle - Aise bike par 3 - 3 baith kar.. Ajeeb nahi lagta..

Main-Kind of.. But main issue hai i hate driving jiska main reason hai I am too lazy to drive.

Aunty - Sun Lazy matt ban or impression bana college Mein yahi toh ummar hai.. Apni Gaadi lejaaya kar..

Main-Arrey naa naa aunty..its ok..

Aunty-Kya ok.. Itana sab kiya hai tune humare liye hum kya ye bhi nahi kar shaktey.. Or waise bhi ye Gaadi khaddi-2 sadd he rahi hai.. Toh tu use karle iski condition bhi sahi rahegi or teri help hojaaegi..

Main-Aunty main..

Uncle- Ye le chaabi.. Or naa bola toh main ghar khaali karwaalunga.. Simple as that.. Jaa Jaa Gaadi lejaa..

Ye bol uncle ne mere munh par gate bandh kardiya.. What the fuck log Kitana easily trust karletey hain sabko.. Lekin its good.. Uncle k pass Creta thi Sx shayad bahot he badhiya Gaadi hai cover nikaala toh dhool jami hui thi Gaadi par.. White color Mein or mast lag rahi thi bc.. 16-17 lakh ka hoga ye model.. But lit car hai overall.. Maine bahaar nikaali shed Mein se.. Tab Aaye Mukesh or Vikash..

Main-Oye idhar..

Mukesh-Nayi car leli bhai party?

Main-Haan sure.. Bike khaddi kardey idhar aajao let's go..

Unhone bike wahaan car ki jagah park ki and mere sath Gaadi Mein aaye..

Main-Wash karwaani hai car koi jagah bata pass Mein...

Mukesh-Ye Saamne left Mein.. Woh Saamne hai.

Hum shop par pohanchey jo abhi open he hui thi Gaadi khaddi ki..

Mukesh-Bhai ab Akshay se durr rehna hai aapko..

Main-Akshay?? Apna chela hai Akshay.. Woh toh kal bus dikhaane ko maardiye usko.. Uski aukaat nahi hai apne takk ki..

Mukesh-Hainn??

Main-Yep. Don't worry.. College apna he hai ab..


Car wash hui bc ekdum lit lag rahi thi humlog nikale college k liye.. College aae Parking Mein Gaye Gaadi park ki or wahaan se andar ki taraf aaye.. Staff room Mein aaya sign kiye and seedha class Mein gaya aaj late hogaya tha carwash ki wajah se toh seedha class Mein aaya.. Ab mere pass 2 kaam they college Mein karne ko ek padhaana and 2nd planning.. Iss drug game kaa sabse chota mohra tha Jagat or ussi se suru karna tha mujhe I know usse khud nahi pata tha woh kya kar raha hai pata hota usse toh pakkad leta main.. Usase kaam karwaya Jaa raha tha or koi issi college kaa banda karwa raha tha fir woh caahe teacher ho student ya fir peon..Or woh shaks tha iss game ka dusara mohra uske Baad or bhi milenge.. Ab bore nahi horaha tha main karne ko bahot kuch tha mere pass.. Mujhe Akshay se millna tha woh aaj college nahi aaya tha hospital Mein tha kal tak aajaaega no worries koi jaldbaaji nahi karni thi.. And sabse achi baat ye thi iss college Mein sasbe Uppar main tha Filhaal Saari powers yahin thi and sabko pata hai jab mere pass power hoti hai tab main kya karta hun..I hunt people.. Thats what I do that's what I love to do and that's what I am best at..

Continued..

Super duper fantastic and mind boggling update it's much twisted situations lot of scene.... goooooooooooooooooooooood
Boss masssst hai ab dobara AP ka long term action sequences aay'n ha I think sooo ... yeh update super sa b uper hai

 

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Update-155(I Am In..... Again)


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Main-Oh hell no main koi help nahi karne waala fuck no fuck no fuck no.. Pehle help karke abhi takk pachta raha hun or nahi..


Manoj-tum sachmuch AP he he ho naa?? AP kabse logon ki help karne se piche hattne laga..

Main - Fuck helping people.. They suck.. Bhenchod itani help ki, badle Mein Kya milla?? Pichwaade par laat..

Manoj-But Yahaan badle Mein millega aapko..

Main-Kya??

Manoj-Jo aapko caahiye woh..

Main-Mujhe kuch nahi caahiye bus shanti se jeene do..

Manoj-Bus ye caahiye toh dedunga.. Tumhe jaise karna hai jab karna hai jo karna hai woh karo.. Koi kuch nahi kahega tumhe. Or badle Mein tumhaara secret ek secret he rahega..

Main-Ye toh dhamki hogayi...

Manoj-Dhamki he lagaalo..

Main-Yaad haina court ne kya order diya tha mujhe?? Koi bhi violent crime Mein involve hua toh meri aisi taisi kardenge woh..

Manoj-Acha toh kal jo mere ladkon ko peeta woh violent nahi tha??

Main-Woh toh self defense tha..

Manoj-Bus toh fir itana toh jaanta hun tumhe main self defense k Naam par tum aadhe bharat kaa kachra saaf kar shaktey ho.. Bolo galat hun kya main??

Main-Nope..

Manoj-Come on AP I know aise nahi reh shaktey tum teacher banke?? Come on tumhara mann Maan jaata hai ye sab k liye?? I know you love to fight crime and you want to.. I promise tumhe kuch nahi hone dunga..

Main-Agar hua toh??

Manoj-Fir tum kuch bhi karna mere sath..

Main-Dekhlo mera " kuch bhi" bahot bura hota hai..

Manoj-Mujhe koi issue nahi hai AP main ek simple saa aadmi hun jo apne logon ko safe rakhna chaahta hai I don't want anything else agar kahin bhi lage maine tumhe thoda saa bhi dhoka diya hai you can do whatever you want.. And also you can do anything you want..

Main-OK i am in.. Also ye conversation mere mobile Mein recorded hai and abtak backup mere cloud mein chala gaya hoga so don't double cross me kyunki video full HD Mein Hai.


Manoj-I won't.. Then we have a deal??

Main-Yes..

Manoj-So kya caahiye tumhe?

Main-Bus time keval time tumse yahi caahiye mujhe or apna munh bandh rakhna.. Tumhaari biwi ko bhi nahi bataana ye sab..

Manoj-Too bad meri biwi toh swarg sidhaar gayi AP..

Main-OK i mean kissi ko bhi nahi.. Or no AP keval Ankit..

Manoj-Or Haan College Mein Koi dikkat naa hogi tumhe Akshay mera banda hai usko main boldunga ki tum mere Khaas ho or koi dikkat naa aae..

Main-Woh bhaddi shakal kaa Maar khaaega sabse Pehle toh..

Manoj-Aisa matt karna mere Relation Mein Hai woh.. Ye mera personal number hai koi help caahiye ho choti yaa badi call me main arrange karwaaunga... I pray to you please help us..Coincidence dekh rahe ho?? Bhagwaan ne khud bheja hai tumhe humari help k liye..

Main-Oh believe me Bhagwaan hai he nahi hota toh main Yahaan nahi hota.. Thanks have a good day..

Ye bol main wapis mudda wahan se.. Mujhe hansi aarahi thi bhenchod no way ye sab horaha hai mere sath.. What are the fucking chances bhenchod.. Fuck.. Lekin you know what I am happy its ok koi naa.. Waise bhi aaj nahi toh kal aisa kuch hona he tha main khud he involve hojaata lekin ab mere pass Uttarakhand k sabse powerful aadmi kaa support tha toh ye sab easy hojaaega..

Or sabse important baat mera mind occupied rahega or frustration nikaalne ko koi naa koi millta rahega.. This is great..

Lund kaa great maadarchod.. Abhi takk samjha nahi tu logon ki madad karne kaa nateeja kya hota hai?? Lawde.. Maadarchod.. Chutiya he rahega..

Abe practically dekh ye toh hona he tha.. But ab humare chances high hain.. Or sabse main baat humare pass ek powerful banda hai jiski help se main un logon ki gand maarunga jinhone mujhe Yahaan bheja samjh bhosdk aise he Haan nahi boli andar maine sab socha hai fir kiya hai.. Cbi, judge lawyer sab ki Maa chod dunga ab..

Really?? Oh hell yeah fir I am in.. Main ready hun.

"Kahaan?? Mujhe bhull gaye they kya".

Main khudse baat karne Mein itana busy tha ki Chang k pass se nikal gaya..

Main-Sorry..

Chang - Kya hua??

Main-Maanega nahi tu..

Maine bataaya usko sab..

Chang-Fuck this shit.. Boss apan jaaraha hai Himalayas par Dhyaan lagaane..i am done with this shit.. Meri life puri hochuki hai.. Bus or nahi seh shakta ye chindi chorr logon ko main.. Inko maarne kaa he reh gaya main.. Fuck..

Mujhe Chang par hansi aagayi..

Main-Aaja aaja.. Koi naa..

Chang--Nice boss.. Kya kishmat hai.. Fuck... I mean fuck..

Auto rukkawaaya Humne or usme baith Ghar aaye Ami ko sab bataaya Same usse bhi vishwas nahi hua usse laga hum majaak kar rahe hain ussne samaan pack kar rakha tha nikalne k liye.. Fir maine usko recorded video dikhaai and bus woh bokhla gayi.. Usko shant karwaya.. Jo easy nahi tha..

Aaj kaa din nikala planning Mein maine Chang ko lagaaya kaam par Suruwaat karwaai woh shop se Jahaan kand kiya tha aakhir drugs wahaan bahot jyaada they.. Aaj kaa din nikala next day college open tha main as usual ready hoke Mukesh Vikash kaa wait kar raha tha bahaar khadda hoke ki Uncle ne awaaj deke bulaaya mujhe.. Aunty bhi wahin thi..

Main-Ji uncle..

Uncle-Kya uncle, pagal tu rojj aise college jaata hai acha lagta hai?

Main-Matlab??

Uncle - Aise bike par 3 - 3 baith kar.. Ajeeb nahi lagta..

Main-Kind of.. But main issue hai i hate driving jiska main reason hai I am too lazy to drive.

Aunty - Sun Lazy matt ban or impression bana college Mein yahi toh ummar hai.. Apni Gaadi lejaaya kar..

Main-Arrey naa naa aunty..its ok..

Aunty-Kya ok.. Itana sab kiya hai tune humare liye hum kya ye bhi nahi kar shaktey.. Or waise bhi ye Gaadi khaddi-2 sadd he rahi hai.. Toh tu use karle iski condition bhi sahi rahegi or teri help hojaaegi..

Main-Aunty main..

Uncle- Ye le chaabi.. Or naa bola toh main ghar khaali karwaalunga.. Simple as that.. Jaa Jaa Gaadi lejaa..

Ye bol uncle ne mere munh par gate bandh kardiya.. What the fuck log Kitana easily trust karletey hain sabko.. Lekin its good.. Uncle k pass Creta thi Sx shayad bahot he badhiya Gaadi hai cover nikaala toh dhool jami hui thi Gaadi par.. White color Mein or mast lag rahi thi bc.. 16-17 lakh ka hoga ye model.. But lit car hai overall.. Maine bahaar nikaali shed Mein se.. Tab Aaye Mukesh or Vikash..

Main-Oye idhar..

Mukesh-Nayi car leli bhai party?

Main-Haan sure.. Bike khaddi kardey idhar aajao let's go..

Unhone bike wahaan car ki jagah park ki and mere sath Gaadi Mein aaye..

Main-Wash karwaani hai car koi jagah bata pass Mein...

Mukesh-Ye Saamne left Mein.. Woh Saamne hai.

Hum shop par pohanchey jo abhi open he hui thi Gaadi khaddi ki..

Mukesh-Bhai ab Akshay se durr rehna hai aapko..

Main-Akshay?? Apna chela hai Akshay.. Woh toh kal bus dikhaane ko maardiye usko.. Uski aukaat nahi hai apne takk ki..

Mukesh-Hainn??

Main-Yep. Don't worry.. College apna he hai ab..


Car wash hui bc ekdum lit lag rahi thi humlog nikale college k liye.. College aae Parking Mein Gaye Gaadi park ki or wahaan se andar ki taraf aaye.. Staff room Mein aaya sign kiye and seedha class Mein gaya aaj late hogaya tha carwash ki wajah se toh seedha class Mein aaya.. Ab mere pass 2 kaam they college Mein karne ko ek padhaana and 2nd planning.. Iss drug game kaa sabse chota mohra tha Jagat or ussi se suru karna tha mujhe I know usse khud nahi pata tha woh kya kar raha hai pata hota usse toh pakkad leta main.. Usase kaam karwaya Jaa raha tha or koi issi college kaa banda karwa raha tha fir woh caahe teacher ho student ya fir peon..Or woh shaks tha iss game ka dusara mohra uske Baad or bhi milenge.. Ab bore nahi horaha tha main karne ko bahot kuch tha mere pass.. Mujhe Akshay se millna tha woh aaj college nahi aaya tha hospital Mein tha kal tak aajaaega no worries koi jaldbaaji nahi karni thi.. And sabse achi baat ye thi iss college Mein sasbe Uppar main tha Filhaal Saari powers yahin thi and sabko pata hai jab mere pass power hoti hai tab main kya karta hun..I hunt people.. Thats what I do that's what I love to do and that's what I am best at..

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Nice supper awesome updates

 

[DAIVIK-RAJ]

Update-155(I Am In..... Again)


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Main-Oh hell no main koi help nahi karne waala fuck no fuck no fuck no.. Pehle help karke abhi takk pachta raha hun or nahi..


Manoj-tum sachmuch AP he he ho naa?? AP kabse logon ki help karne se piche hattne laga..

Main - Fuck helping people.. They suck.. Bhenchod itani help ki, badle Mein Kya milla?? Pichwaade par laat..

Manoj-But Yahaan badle Mein millega aapko..

Main-Kya??

Manoj-Jo aapko caahiye woh..

Main-Mujhe kuch nahi caahiye bus shanti se jeene do..

Manoj-Bus ye caahiye toh dedunga.. Tumhe jaise karna hai jab karna hai jo karna hai woh karo.. Koi kuch nahi kahega tumhe. Or badle Mein tumhaara secret ek secret he rahega..

Main-Ye toh dhamki hogayi...

Manoj-Dhamki he lagaalo..

Main-Yaad haina court ne kya order diya tha mujhe?? Koi bhi violent crime Mein involve hua toh meri aisi taisi kardenge woh..

Manoj-Acha toh kal jo mere ladkon ko peeta woh violent nahi tha??

Main-Woh toh self defense tha..

Manoj-Bus toh fir itana toh jaanta hun tumhe main self defense k Naam par tum aadhe bharat kaa kachra saaf kar shaktey ho.. Bolo galat hun kya main??

Main-Nope..

Manoj-Come on AP I know aise nahi reh shaktey tum teacher banke?? Come on tumhara mann Maan jaata hai ye sab k liye?? I know you love to fight crime and you want to.. I promise tumhe kuch nahi hone dunga..

Main-Agar hua toh??

Manoj-Fir tum kuch bhi karna mere sath..

Main-Dekhlo mera " kuch bhi" bahot bura hota hai..

Manoj-Mujhe koi issue nahi hai AP main ek simple saa aadmi hun jo apne logon ko safe rakhna chaahta hai I don't want anything else agar kahin bhi lage maine tumhe thoda saa bhi dhoka diya hai you can do whatever you want.. And also you can do anything you want..

Main-OK i am in.. Also ye conversation mere mobile Mein recorded hai and abtak backup mere cloud mein chala gaya hoga so don't double cross me kyunki video full HD Mein Hai.


Manoj-I won't.. Then we have a deal??

Main-Yes..

Manoj-So kya caahiye tumhe?

Main-Bus time keval time tumse yahi caahiye mujhe or apna munh bandh rakhna.. Tumhaari biwi ko bhi nahi bataana ye sab..

Manoj-Too bad meri biwi toh swarg sidhaar gayi AP..

Main-OK i mean kissi ko bhi nahi.. Or no AP keval Ankit..

Manoj-Or Haan College Mein Koi dikkat naa hogi tumhe Akshay mera banda hai usko main boldunga ki tum mere Khaas ho or koi dikkat naa aae..

Main-Woh bhaddi shakal kaa Maar khaaega sabse Pehle toh..

Manoj-Aisa matt karna mere Relation Mein Hai woh.. Ye mera personal number hai koi help caahiye ho choti yaa badi call me main arrange karwaaunga... I pray to you please help us..Coincidence dekh rahe ho?? Bhagwaan ne khud bheja hai tumhe humari help k liye..

Main-Oh believe me Bhagwaan hai he nahi hota toh main Yahaan nahi hota.. Thanks have a good day..

Ye bol main wapis mudda wahan se.. Mujhe hansi aarahi thi bhenchod no way ye sab horaha hai mere sath.. What are the fucking chances bhenchod.. Fuck.. Lekin you know what I am happy its ok koi naa.. Waise bhi aaj nahi toh kal aisa kuch hona he tha main khud he involve hojaata lekin ab mere pass Uttarakhand k sabse powerful aadmi kaa support tha toh ye sab easy hojaaega..

Or sabse important baat mera mind occupied rahega or frustration nikaalne ko koi naa koi millta rahega.. This is great..

Lund kaa great maadarchod.. Abhi takk samjha nahi tu logon ki madad karne kaa nateeja kya hota hai?? Lawde.. Maadarchod.. Chutiya he rahega..

Abe practically dekh ye toh hona he tha.. But ab humare chances high hain.. Or sabse main baat humare pass ek powerful banda hai jiski help se main un logon ki gand maarunga jinhone mujhe Yahaan bheja samjh bhosdk aise he Haan nahi boli andar maine sab socha hai fir kiya hai.. Cbi, judge lawyer sab ki Maa chod dunga ab..

Really?? Oh hell yeah fir I am in.. Main ready hun.

"Kahaan?? Mujhe bhull gaye they kya".

Main khudse baat karne Mein itana busy tha ki Chang k pass se nikal gaya..

Main-Sorry..

Chang - Kya hua??

Main-Maanega nahi tu..

Maine bataaya usko sab..

Chang-Fuck this shit.. Boss apan jaaraha hai Himalayas par Dhyaan lagaane..i am done with this shit.. Meri life puri hochuki hai.. Bus or nahi seh shakta ye chindi chorr logon ko main.. Inko maarne kaa he reh gaya main.. Fuck..

Mujhe Chang par hansi aagayi..

Main-Aaja aaja.. Koi naa..

Chang--Nice boss.. Kya kishmat hai.. Fuck... I mean fuck..

Auto rukkawaaya Humne or usme baith Ghar aaye Ami ko sab bataaya Same usse bhi vishwas nahi hua usse laga hum majaak kar rahe hain ussne samaan pack kar rakha tha nikalne k liye.. Fir maine usko recorded video dikhaai and bus woh bokhla gayi.. Usko shant karwaya.. Jo easy nahi tha..

Aaj kaa din nikala planning Mein maine Chang ko lagaaya kaam par Suruwaat karwaai woh shop se Jahaan kand kiya tha aakhir drugs wahaan bahot jyaada they.. Aaj kaa din nikala next day college open tha main as usual ready hoke Mukesh Vikash kaa wait kar raha tha bahaar khadda hoke ki Uncle ne awaaj deke bulaaya mujhe.. Aunty bhi wahin thi..

Main-Ji uncle..

Uncle-Kya uncle, pagal tu rojj aise college jaata hai acha lagta hai?

Main-Matlab??

Uncle - Aise bike par 3 - 3 baith kar.. Ajeeb nahi lagta..

Main-Kind of.. But main issue hai i hate driving jiska main reason hai I am too lazy to drive.

Aunty - Sun Lazy matt ban or impression bana college Mein yahi toh ummar hai.. Apni Gaadi lejaaya kar..

Main-Arrey naa naa aunty..its ok..

Aunty-Kya ok.. Itana sab kiya hai tune humare liye hum kya ye bhi nahi kar shaktey.. Or waise bhi ye Gaadi khaddi-2 sadd he rahi hai.. Toh tu use karle iski condition bhi sahi rahegi or teri help hojaaegi..

Main-Aunty main..

Uncle- Ye le chaabi.. Or naa bola toh main ghar khaali karwaalunga.. Simple as that.. Jaa Jaa Gaadi lejaa..

Ye bol uncle ne mere munh par gate bandh kardiya.. What the fuck log Kitana easily trust karletey hain sabko.. Lekin its good.. Uncle k pass Creta thi Sx shayad bahot he badhiya Gaadi hai cover nikaala toh dhool jami hui thi Gaadi par.. White color Mein or mast lag rahi thi bc.. 16-17 lakh ka hoga ye model.. But lit car hai overall.. Maine bahaar nikaali shed Mein se.. Tab Aaye Mukesh or Vikash..

Main-Oye idhar..

Mukesh-Nayi car leli bhai party?

Main-Haan sure.. Bike khaddi kardey idhar aajao let's go..

Unhone bike wahaan car ki jagah park ki and mere sath Gaadi Mein aaye..

Main-Wash karwaani hai car koi jagah bata pass Mein...

Mukesh-Ye Saamne left Mein.. Woh Saamne hai.

Hum shop par pohanchey jo abhi open he hui thi Gaadi khaddi ki..

Mukesh-Bhai ab Akshay se durr rehna hai aapko..

Main-Akshay?? Apna chela hai Akshay.. Woh toh kal bus dikhaane ko maardiye usko.. Uski aukaat nahi hai apne takk ki..

Mukesh-Hainn??

Main-Yep. Don't worry.. College apna he hai ab..


Car wash hui bc ekdum lit lag rahi thi humlog nikale college k liye.. College aae Parking Mein Gaye Gaadi park ki or wahaan se andar ki taraf aaye.. Staff room Mein aaya sign kiye and seedha class Mein gaya aaj late hogaya tha carwash ki wajah se toh seedha class Mein aaya.. Ab mere pass 2 kaam they college Mein karne ko ek padhaana and 2nd planning.. Iss drug game kaa sabse chota mohra tha Jagat or ussi se suru karna tha mujhe I know usse khud nahi pata tha woh kya kar raha hai pata hota usse toh pakkad leta main.. Usase kaam karwaya Jaa raha tha or koi issi college kaa banda karwa raha tha fir woh caahe teacher ho student ya fir peon..Or woh shaks tha iss game ka dusara mohra uske Baad or bhi milenge.. Ab bore nahi horaha tha main karne ko bahot kuch tha mere pass.. Mujhe Akshay se millna tha woh aaj college nahi aaya tha hospital Mein tha kal tak aajaaega no worries koi jaldbaaji nahi karni thi.. And sabse achi baat ye thi iss college Mein sasbe Uppar main tha Filhaal Saari powers yahin thi and sabko pata hai jab mere pass power hoti hai tab main kya karta hun..I hunt people.. Thats what I do that's what I love to do and that's what I am best at..

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Nice mind blowing update brother

 

[Arv313]

Jhakkas bhidu
Behtarin Lallantop update ab fategi un sabki jis jisne ungli ki thi lagalo sale mar hi jayenge.
waiting for new update bhidu.

 

[Sunilgupta]

Superb update

 

[Black water]

Fantastic update Bhai

 

[rAge K]

Nice update