Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

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WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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[Naik]

Update-142(Underworld Explained)

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Woh dono students 20 minutes k andar he aagaye they dussri chair leke. Maybe kissi dusare room se uthaa laas they, and then maine old topics repeat kiye.. Jisase kuch students kaafi khuss hue last teacher maadarchod tha 100% inka yaa ye he maadarchod they.. Lekin teacher laga mujhe kyunki kaafi students kaa interest tha studies Mein.. Iss class Mein Bhi old topics he chale pure nahi hue class over hogayi but koi naa ek din or sahi..

Ab 3rd class k baad kaafi lamba gap tha toh main wahaan se staff room ki side aaya. Staff room ek kaafi bada hall tha jiske andar chotey chotey cabins bane hue they..Or best Baat ye thi abhi ye puri tarah khaali tha koi hoga toh apne cabin k andar hoga maine apna cabin dhunda gate open kiya or andar aaya toh Saamne 3 chair ek table, locker and baaki sab tha.. Nice.. Main apni chair par baitha.. Almost 3 ghantey kaa gap tha toh main mast rest le shakta tha maine pair Saamne table par rakhe or sir piche rakh k aaram se late gaya bc khaddey-2 likhtey hue gardan akad gayi thi.. Ab khaali tha toh main fir sochne laga apne past k baare Mein it was good time for sure or not??


Maine League join karli thi I mean maine league nahi join ki thi maine underworld join karliya tha Boe ne 3 conditions rakhi thi mere Saamne jo bahot hard thi.. 1st Filhaal main Abeer k sath nahi reh shakta tha woh alag jagah rahega or main Yahaan Abeer Maan gaya mere betterment k liye then 2nd main ab waapis nahi Jaa shakta tha at least easily toh nahi jo obvious tha .. 3rd ab mere liye Underworld he sab hai sahi or galat sab yahi hai sab yahin hai.. Boe ne mujhe kuch ghantey rest karne ko bola Abeer Filhaal mere sath he tha main wahaan ek chair par baith k soch raha tha ki what the fuck is happening with me.. Tab Boe aaya wahaan or aake wahaan baith gaya..

Boe-So let me explain you how things work..Ye Jahaan tum baithey ho ye keval League kaa he ghar nahi hai ye Half underworld kaa ghar hai Iss Underworld k 4 main pillers hain 1st and most important "The League" 2nd Hounds Of Death (HOD). Jiska member main khud hun..

Main-Tum league Mein Nahi ho??

Boe-No I am a member of HOD..

Main - Then tumne mujhe woh join karne ko kyun nahi bola..

Boe-Because League And HOD works side by side its basically a large family.. Now 3rd is High Command.. Jo kaam bahaar police and law kartey hain Yahaan woh kaam High Command karta hai wohlog dekhte hain ki jo horaha woh sahi horaha hai yaa nahi yaa koi rules violate toh nahi hue hain wahaan.. And agar hue hain toh jissne kiye hain usko punish karna High Command kaa kaam hai.. Ab ye city " League or HOD" Kaa headquarters hai. Yahaan High Command k high officials bhi rehtey hain but unka headquarter nahi hai ye.. Then 4th and last hai ROW yelog sabse hatt k rehtey hain basically inki League k sath nahi banti toh woh Yahaan nahi millenge tumhe, basically Jahaan league hogi wahaan ROW nahi hoga or Jahaan ROW hoga wahan league nahi hogi.. Agar honge toh there will be blood..

Boe ne mujhe or bhi kuch bataaya jisse simple language Mein main samjhaata hun..

Basically 4 gangs hain 1st League jo sabse old and important hai basically League Mein sab hain Trained killers, Drug lords, Gang bangers, Fighters, tactical geniuses, Scientists, doctors, Business man's etcetera sab.. Ye log most part control kartey hain.. Then hai Hounds of Death Ye basically duniya kaa sabse bada contract killers kaa group hai i repeat duniya kaa sabse bada.. But they only act in Asia same as league.. Inka Leader hai Norman Bones jo mujhe Baad Mein pata chala tha obviously and uska right hand hai Boe..Ab League or HOD sabse old groups hain dono same day create hue they and dono ko 2 childhood friends ne create kiya tha and then aage unki families ne carry on kiya or abhi bhi HOD or League k ristey bahot he ache hain they respect and love each other.. Then 3rd hai HIGH COMMAND toh ye log law makers hain ye ek hissab se sabse Uppar hain kyunki sabka faisla yahi kartey hain ye log bus numbers dekhte hain like kahan, kya, kaise, kyun, kab hua or kissne kiya. Kissne Kitana paisa kamaya kissne Kitana ganwaaya kon rules k bahaar tha or kyun tha Wagairaah basically yelog police waale hain but with more power.. Inka dirty work HOD Karta hai basically sabka dirty work HOD he karta hai kissiko bhi maarna yaa marwaana hota hai toh sab HOD k pass contract leke jaatey hain and then 2 he options Baaki rehjaatey hain yaa toh aap Underworld Court k Saamne jaake uss contract ko fight karo ki woh galat hai but jabtak ye prove nahi hojata tabtak aapki death ho chuki hoti hai because HOD works quick.. Then 4th hai ROW ab Row league kaa he ek part hua karta tha suru se he lekin bichmein kuch issues hue kaafi saal Pehle almost 45 saal Pehle ye league se alag hue or Yahaan se nikal gaye or basically ab in dono gangs ki banti nahi hai or time to time gang wars hotey rehtey hain jinko shant karwaata hai High Command Because unki sabko sunani padti hai.. Ab ROW bahot powerful hai jiska main reason ye hai ki unke koi asool yaa rules nahi hain woh High Command ki respect kartey hain bus naam ki or dikhaave k liye in real woh apni mann marji kartey hain.. Ye group bahot bada hai like bahot bada almost HOD k barabar members hain isme..Inke 2 headquarters hain 1st Myanmar Mein and second Spiti Valley Himachal Pardesh Mein.. Ye tha sabka overview..

Boe - Ab Underworld Mein 10 Rankings hoti hain Sabse choti 1 and sabse badi 10..

Ab Ranks ko thoda explain karun.. 1st Rank hoti hai Sabse choti jisko boltey hain Trainees yaani jo new recruits hotey hain fir woh caahe League k ho yaa HOD k yaa HC k yaa ROW k.. Then 2nd Rank hoti hai Junior Members yaani jinki training finish hoti hai Unhe Junior member bana diya jaata hai.. Again woh caahe koi bhi gang yaa clan kaa ho.. 3rd Hote hain Members yaani jo officially contracts le shaktey hain or fully members hotey hain.. 4th hotey hain TRAINERS yaani jo sabko train kartey hain fir woh caahe physically ho yaa mentally.. Ye ek maatar aisi low rank hai jiski respect Uppar ki ranks bhi karti hain..in short Everyone respects there teachers For example Boe Iss Rank kaa member hai Iss Rank Mein Jo aajaata hai woh issi Rank Mein rehta hai humessa keval BOE Ko Chhodkar uska reason bhi bataaunga. 5th hotey hain Official Members Yaani jo Uppar ki Ranks k liye kaam kartey hain for example jaise Dusty or Adya Sara k liye kaam kartey hain obviously Sara un dono se Uppar hai toh Adya or Dusty Iss rank Mein aatey Hain..Another example Boe, Ye Norman kaa Right hand hai it means woh bhi Iss Rank Mein aata hai but uske profile par keval Rank 4 he show hogi because he prefers to be a guide.. Rank 5 k log mostly issi Mein rehtey hain.. Then Rank 6 par aatey hain Assasins (Trained Killers) jo log high level k contracts letey hain.. Then 7th par hotey hain Business Chain Leaders isme mostly High Command k log aatey hain as business wahi dekhte hain fir woh business caahe legal ho yaa illegal.. For example Ranjit ji jo Delhi High Command k Manager hain woh isme aatey hain. 8th par aatey hain Clans k leaders League Hod, HC, and ROW k alaawa kuch clans bhi hain Asia Mein yaani crime families bahot old and respected wohlog iske andar aatey hain.. 9th par hotey hain Co Leaders Like League kaa Co Leader, HOD kaa Co leader High command Kaa Co leader and ROW kaa Co leader.. Iske alaawa kuch aise log bhi hotey hain jo Co leaders nahi hotey hue bhi ye Rank earn kartey hain apne hard word sharp mind and dedication se jiska Prime example hai Sara.. Ji Haan Sara ki Rank 9 hai jisase or andaaja laga shaktey ho tum ki woh kitani khatarnaak hai.. Then hoti hai Level 10 yaa Supreme Rank bol shaktey hain usko usme aatey hain LEADERS. Isme Keval 5 Shaks aatey hain 1st Leader of League 2nd Leader of HOD (Norman Bones) 3rd Leader of High Command and 4th Leader of Row.. 5th k baare Mein Filhaal koi knowledge hai nahi mere pass..

Ye tha Underworld kaa dhaancha obviously mujhe puri details baadmein he pata chali thi Filhaal main bus ye jaanta tha ki 4 gangs 10 Ranks hoti hain and 2 log they jinhe jaanta tha main BOE and Snow bus that's it .. Baaki sab details main aage aage samjhne waala tha but ye sab bahot jyaada tha like this is huge information this is insane.. Kuch ghanton Mein main itana sab Jaan gaya tha it means yelog mujhe trust kartey hain or mera ek important asool hai never break someone's trust..

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[Vk248517]

Update-156(EXPLAINED)

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Maine Ami Chang or Kevin ko bacha liya tha jo achi baat thi unhe kuch paperwork karna tha issliye main or Boe waapis Mere room Mein aae ab mujhe bhi Mehal se bahaar kardiya tha kyunki ab main mehmaan nahi tha or andar keval high ranking members yaa fir Mehmaan he reh shaktey hain.. Mujhe Mehal k piche ek ghar mill gaya tha jo bahot he acha tha.. Main mera bag leke Boe k sath wahaan aaya..

Boe-You like it??

Main-Yeah.. Its nice..

Uss time wahaan aae Doctor Niharika uske sath Ami Chang and Kevin.. Niharika ne aatey he mujhe Galle se lagaaya..

Niharika-Thankyou So much AP Thankyou..

Main-It's ok doc..

Niha-Nahi tum samjh nahi rahe AP tumne literally inki Jaan bachaai hai this is not a small thing AP..

Main-I know I know..

Kevin-Thanks bhai Thankyou so much..

Boe-Ab samjh rahe ho Kevin Tumhaara majaak Kitana mehnga padd jaata..

Kevin-I am so sorry Master I didn't know itana sab hojaaega.. It was crazy..

Boe-Yeah it was.. You guys almost died.. Listen. You guys know the drill. You guys work for AP know forever..

Main-Oh no no usko jarurat nahi hai master..

Boe-Oh jarurat hai AP trust me these are the rules that's how things work around here.. They'll be with you now forever..

Niharika-Yes.. I know for sure yelog tumhaare sath jyaada safe rahenge..

Main-Nice mujhe khudka he kuch nahi pata doc.. I am confused myself sab horaha hai but kuch samjh nahi aaraha..

Boe-Its ok AP tum new ho ahista - 2 sab samjh jaaoge.. Ab yelog hain ye bhi samjhaadenge tumhe. Koi dikkat ho toh Snow bhi hai.. Ok i'll leave you to it now meet me in the training ground sharp 5.30 am..

Ye bolke Boe wahaan se chala gaya..

Niharika-You guys pack your bags and shift here and listen to me closely AP keval Tumhaara boss nahi hai he is like a family member to me so do not do something stupid.. Specially you Kev..

Kevin-Understood di.

Woh teeno chale gaye wahaan se Niharika bachi keval mere pass kaafi derr takk mujhe thanks bolti rahi or mere dad ki baatein karti rahi woh.. Its good I was missing my family lekin Yahaan ek or family bana raha tha main but main issue ye tha ki still main Vertigo pills k Uppar chal raha tha.. Thats bad very bad..

Khair Chang Ami or Kevin Shyam ko aagaye mere pass apne bags wagairaah leke.. Tabtak main Boe ki di hui ek or kitaab padh raha tha.. "Reading A Warrior ".. Title tha book kaa..

Chang-Hey boss.. Thanks..

Main-It's ok guys..

Ami-No for real Thankyou very much..

Kevin-Yes.. We owe you bigtime and trust us hum usse chukaane ki puri koshish karenge till we die..

Main-Chill chill marrna maarna bandh karo..Its great ki main Tumhaari help kar paaya..

Ami-But boss can i ask you a question??

Main-Sure..

Ami-aap Raj Sir k betey ho??

Main-Yeah..

Ami-Oh its an honor to meet you.. Bahot suna hai Humne aapke dad k liye Mein. He was a legend here..

Chang - Yes.. He was a legend of his own.. And also sorry for Ami uski hindi thodi kamjor hai..

Main-Lol.. Its okay..

Kevin-Matlab main bhai he hua aapka?? Aap kuch months bade hain merese..

Main-Great..

Chang-Also boss kya tumne aaj sach mein woh sab kiya jiski baatein sab kar rahe hain??

Main-Baatein??

Chang--Yeah puri city Mein khabar hai ki tumne akele rank 3 k 7 logon ko defeat kiya..

Main-Oh yeah..

Chang-Or wohlog tumhe hurt bhi nahi kar paae theek se??

Main-Yeah kind of.

Chang-This is crazy boss.. I have never seen that happened before.

Kevin-Yeah even first try Mein Bhi keval 1 he shaks ne complete ki thi woh training..

Chang - Yeah Sara ne..

Main-Sara??

Chang-Yeah Sara League ki sabse young Rank 8 hai or jald he Rank 9 hone waali hai..

Main-Damn.. Ye ranking kaa chakkar kaise hota hai??

Chang-I mean suruwaat hoti hai 1 se. Rank 1 and 2 training based hoti hai bus thoda bahot practical work.. Training Mein jaisa aap prove karoge uss hissab se aapko rank 3 Mein liya jaayega.. Rank 3 Mein contracts miltey hain and then jitana ache se tum contract karoge uske base par tumhe rank 5 Mein liya jaaega seedha kyunki Rank 4 keval Teachers k liye hoti hai agar tumhe teacher banana hai toh Rank 4 Mein Bhi Jaa shaktey ho then uske Baad progress hoti hai..

Main-I see.. Ye rank 1 and 2 ki training kitani lambi hoti hai?

Kevin - 6 months se 3 saal takk ho shakti hai..hum 3no ki he 7 months thi.

Main-Dafukk.. No way..

Itana time nahi waste kar shakta tha training Mein main hell no mujhe bahaar jaake kand karne they India ko badalna tha mujhe jo mere dad nahi kar paaye woh karna tha mujhe.. Training?? Fuck training I am better then everyone else..

Main-Jaldi se jaldi kitani hoti hai?? Ye Sara ne Kitana time liya tha?? Rank 3 par pohanchney Mein??

Kevin-8 weeks.. Jo impossible hai normal humans k liye.

Main-Oh well then it'll be easy for me because I am not a normal human.. I'll talk to Boe tomorrow morning..

Kevin - Sure.. I mean Sara kaa ek record tod chuke ho aap ye bhi tod dena I know you can..

I know I can bhenchod I am built different.. Next day morning Sharp 5 baje Chang ne mujhe uthaya main fresh hua toh Chang Ami and Kevin ready they..

Main-Tumlog bhi chaloge?? Tumhari training to hogayi naa?


Chang-I mean Boe se train hone k liye hum dobara training bhi le shaktey hain lol..

Kevin-Yep.. Boe k pass humessa kuch naa kuch new hota he hai..

Hum 4on aae training ground Mein Toh Wahaan Boe keval Akela tha..

Boe - Good morning guys.. You are 5 minutes early..

Main-Master can I talk to you for a second??

Boe-Sure..

Boe mujhe leke ek side aaya..

Boe-What's happening AP??

Main-Master I don't want to waste my time in training I want to go out and change this country and many others.. I want to accomplish what my dad couldnt..

Boe-AP slow and steady wins the race.. I know you are good but there are many people who are way way better then you so training is the most important part..

Main-But I can learn quicker.. I mean Sara me 8 weeks Mein kiya tha I can do it in less just guide me master.. I can train 20 hours a day..

Boe-Hahaha.. I know you want to make your dad proud AP but you need to slow down.

Main-I can't master.. My mind my mind don't work like that. Mere dimag ko kuch naa kuch caahiye hota hai karne k liye jo real ho, he doesn't believe in training he just want to.. He just wants to..

Boe-Kill. I know..

Main-I don't know what happened to me Master..i want to just kill everyone that comes in between.

Boe-Oh ye tum nahi ho AP that's the monster inside you..

Main-How is this even possible Master??

Boe-It's easy.. Your mind is too fast even tumhaare liye bhi woh bahot tejj hai tum handle nahi kar shaktey usko issliye ussne khud k liye ek alag he personality create kar lee hai jo tumse better hai in each and every way.. Thats the monster I am talking about AP..

Main - Mujhe nahi caahiye woh monster master.. I am good like this..

Iska Jawaab mere piche se Norman ne diya..

Norman - Oh uski jarurat toh tumhe Hai AP aakhir Iss vertigo se tumhe wahi bachaaega..

Main-How??

Norman-Addiction kills Addiction AP.. Tumhaara dimag already tumhe vertigo se bachaane ki planning kar raha hai tumhaare vertigo addiction ko kill karega Tumhaara bloodlust kaa addiction your addiction to kill your anger your rage. Woh second personality kaa kaam he ye hai AP to change you to help you.. Uske Baad it's upto you tum usko kaise use karoge.. Thats the most powerful weapon right there..

Norman ne meri khopadi par hath lagaatey hue kahaa..

Norman-You want to become better?? You want to train more?? You want to go out and kill anyone that comes in your way.. I'll help you with that... Abhi tumhe Boe train karega and uske baad after Lunch I'll train you..

Boe-Oh Master don't worry i can train him whole day..

Norman-It's ok Boe.. But AP remember after that it's no going back from there, we will make you something that is very very dangerous that no one can match that no one can stand that no one can disobey..

Main-That means A God??

Norman-No Worst We'll make you Better then A God.

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Super update hai bhai

 

[Naik]

Update-143(Confused???)

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Humse milne BOE k alaawa koi bhi nahi aaya tha jo awkward laga mujhe but it was good Boe mujhe ye sab samjha gaya tha or ek book deke gaya tha Humein jisme they Rules, code of operation and what to do.. Usme kuch techniques bhi thi aisi techniques jo maine Pehli baar suni padhi yaa dekhi thi. Boe ne bataaya ye book ussne khud likhi thi..

Book hand written thi or old thi kaafi, hindi Mein he thi mostly and kuch English words they like old English words.. Book bahot he jyaada badi thi.. But Boe k instructions they ki main jabtak ye Book finish nahi kardunga tabtak mera treatment suru nahi hone waala.. Toh main lag gaya or ek baar mera dimag kahin lag gaya toh bus fir khatam karke he rukkunga. Book shyam ko suru ki thi maine or late night takk finish bhi kardi Iss bich ek servent humaara dinner de gaya tha dinner kaafi healthy tha like sabji and kachi vegetables and roti.. Jo kaafi tasty tha not gonna lie.. Uske Baad main bed par late gaya Abeer toh so he chuka tha.. I don't know Abeer kyun itana calm tha maybe usko mere Uppar bahot jyaada trust tha ki usse tension nahi thi usse pata tha main jo karunga sahi he karunga.. Or not gonna lie maine ye join karne kaa decision itana jaldi liya because mere mind ne force kiya mujhe or mera mind mujhe galat jagah nahi dhakkel shakta ussne kuch na kuch soch k he decision liya hoga.. Ab ye sab figure out kartey hue mujhe nind aagayi ek important Baat or thi ye place Jahaan thi uss hissab se itani shardi nahi thi Yahaan.. I mean shardi bahot jyaada thi but itani nahi thi.. Lekin meri ye thought galat prove hui subah subah, jab kissi ne mere Uppar barf jaisa thanda Paani daala..

Main-Bhenchoooooooiooi.....

Main utha toh saamne wob ladki khaddi thi jo Humein Yahaan leke aai thi.. Snow..

Snow-Wake the fuck up.. Boe want you down in 5 minutes.. Move..

Ussne mujhe ghurrtey hue kaha toh mai Bhaag k utha wahaan bathrooms andar he they toh main seedha andar gaya.. Damn foreign seats lagwaani caahiye inko bc.. Mere he joke par main hansa or fresh hoke nahaaaya and bahaar aake kapde change kiye maine Abeer still so raha tha bhenchod isko bhi toh jagaao koi..Khair main room se bahaar aaya and then niche hall Mein aaya toh Boe or Snow mera wait kar rahe they..

Boe-You are late.. 7 minutes to be exact..

Main-Wait a second mujhe kab Iss time bulaaya tha.. Woh chhodo mujhe toh time takk nahi maalum..

Boe - It's 5.47 Am..

Main-What the fuck.. Itana jaldi..

Boe - Mind your language..

Ab main still confused tha ki main raat ko padhi book kaa sab bhull gaya tha ki apne se seniors se kaise respect Mein Baat kartey hain.. And first time dekhte he unke saamne jukhna hota hai.. Toh main turant jukha..

Main-I am sorry Master.

Boe-You finished the book it seems..You are quick i like that. Hurry up you have lots of things to do today.. Today is your first test..

Main-Test??

Boe-Yeah woh test decide karega ki tum Ek fighter banoge yaa businessman..

Main-Fuck a businessman.. I mean sorry I don't want to be a businessman wahi banana hota toh Yahaan thodi aata..

Boe-Then hope karo ki tum test fail nahi karoge.. Today is start of your training m

Main-I hope so..

Boe-A lot of people will be watching you AP.. A lot of important people came just to see you train today..

Main-Why so??

Boe-Your father earned a lot in his life and people want that from you..

Main-Sure..

Main Boe k sath sath bahaar aaya mere piche piche Snow thi.. Humlog bahaar aae toh Suraj almost nikal he raha tha itana jaldi bc Dafukk.. Hum thodi durr uss sadak par chale toh 4on taraf bahot log active they ab wahaan se Humne left liya and ek bade se hall Mein enter hue jisme bahot Saare log mojjud they. I mean woh ek stadium ki tarah tha bich Mein Ek ground tha or uske dono taraf spectators k liye pathar ki chairs wagairaah banaai gayi thi or wahaan atleast 30 log they or kapdon se woh sablog vips he lag rahe they.. Wahan ground Mein 10-12 Log they jo keval apne underwears Mein he they kya bhayanak body thi unki maadarchod wohlog exercises kar rahe they kuch Swords se train kar rahe they khudko.. Wahaan 2 shaks or mojjud they unki pith thi meri taraf.. BOE aage gaya or unke Saamne jaake jukh gaya toh main bhi turant niche baith gaya same Snow ne kiya..

Boe-Master..

"At Ease"..
Ye sun humlog uthey toh woh dono mujhe he ghurr rahe they dono ki age rahi hogi 40-50 k bich lekin wohlog bhayanak he they i mean built different woh dono kaafi well built they unke cehre he bc daraawne they ye nahi ki cehre par kuch laga tha nahi bus woh mujhe kaafi serious lage..

Boe-Master this is AP.. And AP he is Bovice..


Bovice-Finally We Met..

Woh awaaj ne mujhe andar takk hilla diya main bhenchod literally kaanp gaya Dafukk is this.... Fuck.

Bovice- I've heard a lot about you so I hope tum mujhe or mere friend ko disappoint nahi karoge..

Ussne apne dusare sathi ki taraf ishara kartey hue kha jo still mujhe ghure Jaa raha tha Bovice ki awaaj or iski aankhein mujhe darrane k liye kaafi thi..

Boe-Lets go AP..

Main uske sath gaya thoda aage or woh un aadmiyon k pass jaake rukkA jo practice kar rahe they.. Boe k jaatey he sab uske Saamne jukhe.. And then sab khaddey hue.. Total 7 log they wahaan humare alaawa..

Boe-You'll train with them AP.. After training for few weeks we will put you up to the first test..

Main-Train??

Boe-Yes You need to train for few weeks. Uske Baad tum Rank 1 hoge and then Tumhaari training chaalu hogi for few months..

Fuck the training bc.. Few months?? Ghanta.. I don't want training..

Main-Master sorry to disobey but I don't need no training.. I am good bring it on.

Boe-AP this is not a joke..

Main-Oh i am not joking.. I am ready..

Boe-it'll be dangerous..

Main-Yeah..

Bovice-Boe give the guy his chance if he wants to..

Main piche mudda toh Bovice or woh uska dost mere piche khaddey they ab unke Saath ek lady bhi thi uski age bhi same he rahi hogi..

Lady-Yeah agar usko marrna he hai toh let him be..


Boe ne unki Baat nahi suni or uss teesre bandey ko ghurra or jab ussne apni gardan Haan Mein hilaai toh Boe bola..

Boe-OK.. Firstly.. You have to fight these 7 gentlemen right here..

Main-All 7 of them??

Boe-Yeah.. And remember AP there are no rules, anything goes.. They can literally kill you if they want..

Ok what the fuck mujhe laga bhenchod meri khopdi kaa koi test lene waale honge yelog lekin Yahaan toh gand Marr gayi bhenchod.. What the fuck.. Ye 7 maadarchod jaanwar jaise they Uppar se trained.. What the fuck..

Lady-Go on you can't back up now.. You have to do it..

Boe-Go AP.. Show us what you got..

Ab bhenchod option koi tha nahi aage Jaana he padega.. Fuck.. Fuck.. At least mujhe marrne toh nahi denge yelog.. Maarna he hota toh itana durr nahi aata main bc.. Lets do it.. Trained hain toh kya hua i am god bc..

Boe-(Aaram Se) Just focus just focus let them come to you and wait for there weaknesses..Remember You are better..


Main wahaan se uss ring Mein aaya ring nahi I mean un sab k Saamne aaya wohlog bc ektak mujhe he ghurr rahe they literally sab k sab.. Or woh bahot he daraawna scene tha not gonna lie..

Boe-Guys..First 1 vs 1 if he wins then 2 v 1 and if he wins that then 4 v 1 Ready.. On 3, 2,1..GO..

Ab unlogon ne ek dusare ko dekha Boe ne bola uska matlab ye tha ki Pehle 1 banda fight karega mere sath usko haraaya toh next 2 aaenge unko bhi haraaya toh last k 4 aaenge or last k 4 k pass swords thi what the fuck..Unmein se ek banda aage aaya Baaki piche hatte..woh banda theek mere Saamne aake khadda hogaya or pata nahi kyun mera wait karne laga attack k liye.. Or jab main or wait naa kar paaya toh maine kiya Pehla attack.. Maine usko punch maarna caaha but woh easily bach gaya maano ussne predict kar liya ho ki main yahi karunga then maine kick maari usko again woh bacha.. Fuck.. Or aage kuch karta main usase Pehle mujhe diya ussne Ek punch woh punch itani jorr se aaya ki bhenchod bachna toh durr ki Baat Hai main react takk nahi kar paaya or woh punch laga meri chest mein, lagtey he main piche jaake girra or bhenchod ek baar ko toh pure sareer mein sansani doud gayi.. Chest sunn hogayi bhenchod meri.. Kuch seconds k liye toh blank he hogaya tha main.. Fuck.. Main uth paata usase Pehle woh fir mere Saamne aaya ussne mujhe uthaya ek punch ne bc gand faad di thi meri.. Fuck.. Ussne ek hath se mujhe pakkada or dusare hath se ek k Baad ek kai punches mere pait Mein diye main confused tha bc ki ho kya raha hai.. And then ussne diya ek punch mere thobdey par or fir girra niche main.. What the fuck.. Saara sareer tutt gaya tha maano.. Oh god.. Uske Baad ussne mujhe niche paddey-2 ko he dhoya laat he laat maari ek aadh se bacha main lekin woh bc machines ki tarah maare he Jaa raha tha.. Fuck.. Finally woh rukkA.. Mere munh se khoon behne laga tha naak bhi bc maano tutt he gayi thi.. Pait ki toh gand he Marr chukki thi..

Lady-Yeah Boe he is a waste of time i was telling you just through him out of here..

Bhenchod vision he khogaya tha mera sab dhundala dhundala dikh raha tha.. Pehle bandey ne he gand tod di thi. Main apne ghutano par utha or Uppar uth he raha tha ki maadarchod ne maari kick meri chest mein main fir niche girra.. What the fuck..

Tab kissi ne mujhe kandho se pakkad ke uthaaya or main fir apne ghutano par baitha ye woh shaks tha jo Bovice k sath tha.. Ussne bahot he aaram se mujhe bola..

"You are Weak.."

Uski awaaj bc itani silenced thi maano khud shaitaan mere kaan Mein Kuch bolke gaya ho.. Bc Meri puri body kaanp gayi..

"Are you weak AP??"

Main-Yessss.s.

"No You are not."

Main-Yes i am.. I can't defeat him..

"No you can't but there is someone inside you who can.." Let him out AP let him out and let him fight..

Main-Who??

"The monster inside you".. Let him take over.. Mujhe Tumhaari aankhon Mein saaf dikh raha hai he is there.. I know he is.. He is waiting for you. Main bahot time se dekh raha hun AP tumhe you are better then all of them you can do this.. Just let him out..

Main-I can't? What are you talking about??

"Just think about this socho ye tumhaare Saamne 7 bandey hain, tum literally inko Maar shaktey ho or koi kuch nahi kahega tumhe.. You literally can kill them.. Dekho unko unki wife's hain Yahaan kuch k toh bache bhi hain.. Just think about it kya bittegi unlogon k Uppar.. The sadness the tragedy the Cries.. You can literally see there soul leaving there bodies AP.. Apni Jaan ki bheek maangenge woh.. Just think about it..

I don't know woh kya tha what the fuck.. Bc main bhalla kissi ki family kyun ujaadana caahunga what the fuck.. Lekin mere andar pata nahi kyun ye Baat fit baith gayi.. Or ye sab sun mere andar ek nayi energy doud gayi.. Mera mind jo blacked tha, ek baar woh firse Dard karne laga mujhe laga mereko Tablets leni padegi lekin woh headache 5 seconds Mein he shant hogaya or uss headache k sath meri puri body maano theek hogayi.. Meri body Mein pain tha but mujhe farak nahi padda usase i dont know kyun.. I mean main Pehle Bhi blank hota tha or kuch minutes kaa kuch Yaad Nahi rehta tha mujhe or un kuch minutes Mein main gand Maar deta tha lekin Yahaan blank hokebhi main same he tha bilkul same to Same.. Lekin kya main really Mein Same tha???


Continued..

Bahot zaberdast shaandaar lajawab update bhai
Bahot khoob superb fantastic

 

[Naik]

Update-144(Birth Of The BEAST)


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Main khadda hua toh meri body Mein Ek new energy thi mera mind bahot he fast and swiftly kaam kar raha tha jo main literally feel kar paaraha tha.. I don't know kya hua tha mujhe but I was feeling very good.. Ek baar ko toh mera sirr bhi theek hogaya tha maano Vertigo kaa koi issue tha he nahi mujhe..

Maine uss shaks ko ghurra or woh mera chehra dekh muskuraaya and fir piche hatt gaya i dont know what the fuck was happening but jo bhi tha I fucking love it..

Ab maine uss shaks ko ghurra jo mere sath fight kar raha tha..

"What the fuck happened to your eye"??

Main-What??

"Your eyes Just Changed colors"..

Yeah you guys guessed it That was the birth Of The Beast Himself.. Thats How it all started that's how he was born.

Ab mujhe fight karni thi i dont know kyun but mereko unn sab ko maarna tha like jaaan se literally I wanted to kill all of them..


Main aage badha ussne mujhe maarna caaha jo mere liye pata nahi kyun expected tha.. Maano maine guess karliya ho ki woh kya karega or main easily bacha usase.. Then ussne ek k Baad ek kai punches maare mujhe jinko block kiya maine.. And then jab woh rukkA toh maine diya ek punch seedha uske pait Mein Jo bahot powerful tha uss jaise jaanwar ko bhi hilla diya tha maine.. And woh usase recover ho paata tabtak maine jump maarke di ek kick uski chest Mein jisse lagtey he woh girra niche.. Or niche girrtey he maine di ek or kick seedha uski ribs Mein Jo bahot he bhayanak lagi woh chilaaya or ludakta hua mujhse durr Jaane laga but maine Jaane nahi diya maine usko kai kicks di recover he naa hone diya usko.. Woh ek se bachta tabtak dussri aajaati literally maine uski ribs Todd di thi almost Saari woh ab khadda bhi nahi ho paa raha tha.. Tab maine uska hath pakkada or usko apni taango Mein fansaake niche girr gaya ussi k Uppar woh gand faad chilaaya uska hath dislocate kardiya tha maine in 2 seconds that was insane.. And Same maine dusare hath k sath kiya abki baar toh chatpata bhi nahi paaya woh.. Main rukkana nahi chaahta tha main usko Jaan se maarna chaahta tha kyun I don't know but uska pain uski cheekhein uska khouff uska khoon uske aanshu mujhe ek ajeeb saa satisfaction de rahe they jo main vertigo k baad feel karta tha woh main abhi feel kar paa raha tha or mujhe woh satisfaction bahot jyaada pasand tha bahot jyaada.

Maine jo uske hathon k sath kiya tha woh uske galle k sath karne waala tha main uske piche aaya or uska galla apne right hand k bich dabaaya or pura dum lagaane laga woh kuch nahi kar paaya bus pair maarta raha literally Marr raha tha mere hathon Mein Woh or mujhe usase ek alag he nasha mill raha tha uski aankhein bahaar aane ko ho gayi thi..

Boe-(Chilaake) Next...

Or jab woh almost marrne ko tha tab mujhe piche se paddi ek laat main side Mein girra mudda toh piche next 2 bandey khaddey they..main jhatt se utha.. Its ok ek ko nahi Maar paaya toh ye 2 he sahi.. Main uthatey he unki taraf doudda Pehle ne mujhe maarna caaha maine usase bachtey hue uske piche waale ko punch diya woh ready nahi tha or uss punch k baad dusara punch diya maine uske munh par woh piche hatta tab maari maine uske lawde par laat woh apne ghutano par girra or girrtey he maine di ek kick uske munh par woh piche ko sapaat lait gaya or tab piche se paddi mujhe laat main girra niche uss dusare waale k Uppar se jaake lekin main turant utha but woh dusara nahi utha laat uski dono aankhon k bichon bich uske naak k Uppar waale hisse par lagi thi i dont know kya tha but woh bokhla gaya tha paddey - 2..Main utha toh woh dusara Saamne ready tha woh meri taraf badha or Pehla waar ussne kiya main bacha usase and then maine usko punch maarna caaha tab woh bacha lekin doobara nahi bach paaya woh mera ek behtarin punch padda uske munh par jo usko niche girraane k liye kaafi nahi tha issliye maine kick maarni caahi uske lawde par jo ussne apne dono hathon se pakkad li but isase maine uska he support leke jump karke left kick di uske munh par ab woh piche girra or main bhi girra.. Or i dont know kya hua girrtey he main blank hogaya maano Ekdum se behosh hogaya ho..

Ye fir hua bhenchod mujhe laga abki baar blank nahi hua main.. Or jab mujhe honsh aaya toh scene he badal chukka tha main uss ring k bich Mein khadda tha mere dono hathon Mein talwaar thi mere pairon Mein 2 bandey girre they dono he khoon se latpath they or unresponsive they, mere just Saamne ek banda apne ghutano par girra tha woh bhi pura lahu luhaan tha.. Uske alaawa mere piche woh first banda girra tha jisko haraaya tha maine and uske Baad woh 2 jo uske baad aae they.. And then durr ek banda girra tha jiske taang Mein Ek talwaar daagi hui thi..

"I Give Up Please don't Kill Me"..

Ye awaaj mere Saamne apne ghutano par girre uss shaks ki thi.. Maine usko dekha woh almost dead he tha i dont know kaise still bol raha tha woh.. Fuck.. And again wahi hua main blank hoke waapis aaya maine ye sab kiya or ab mujhe kuch bhi Yaad Nahi hai ki kya hua tha or ab firse mera head ache kar raha tha and I needed vertigo pills badly.. What the fuck is going on.. Maine 4on taraf dekha toh Boe Or Snow mere sabse close they or un dono k he munh or aankhein khulli ki khulli reh gayi thi.. Unke side Mein Woh lady thi woh bhi surprised thi uske piche Bovice or woh shaks tha jissne mujhe Samjhaaya tha sab.. Woh dono bhi shocked they but itana nahi jitana Baaki they.. Maybe unhe laga tha main karlunga but itana sab karlunga ye nahi maalum tha.. Uske alaawa thoda or piche kaafi Saare log mojjud they jo apni seats Chhod kar aage aae they..

I don't know Yahaan kya hua jo main Pehle kar raha tha bc woh toh mujhe aata takk nahi tha theek se.. Maine literally woh sab moves kal Boe ki di hui kitaab Mein padhe they Jahaan ye sab k baare Mein thodi information thi bus halki si Jahaan se main woh sab bc perfectly seekh gaya tha bina train hue.. Or mera mind ek alag he level par tha main logon ko predict kar raha tha unke moves unki thinking sab maalum tha mujhe.. How is this even possible..??

Boe-Bravo.. AP bravo you did a great job.. Great.. Just great.. I don't know how you did it, that was impossible but you did it..

Main Boe k pass gaya uske Saamne jukha ussne mujhe uthaya.. Maine jo bhi kiya sab Boe se he sikha tha maine fir caahe kuch ghanton Mein he seekha ho..

Bovice-You know AP tum Iss ring Mein keval 2nd aise shaks ho pichle almost 25 years Mein jissne ye training first go Mein clear ki hai.. Or bina Yahaan train hue ye karne waale tum Pehle shaks ho.. Canyou believe that??

Main-I can't .

Bovice-You are insanely good at this AP.. Its like you were made for this.. I still can't belive this..You are like your dad but better and faster.. Where you learned these things??

Iska Jawaab uss dusare shaks ne diya..

"From Boe's Book"

Boe-What master??

"Ask Him".

Main-Yes i learned that from your book..

Boe - No way its impossible. How can you?? Without training?? Its not possible..

Main-It is possible.. My mind work like that.. Ye sab moves aapke he they or aaj se Pehle maine aisa kuch kiya bhi nahi tha.. I just repeated what was in your book..

Boe-Oh my god..

Snow-Lets go AP you need medical..

Bovice - Yes you do go ahead..

Mereko bhi chot theek thaak lagi thi like ek halka saa cut tha uske alaawa mere naak or munh par lagi thi meri knee par bhi chot lagi thi.. Snow mereko leke wahaan back side k gate se nikali..

Snow-You are amazing.. For real.. That was some serious stuff..

Main-Thankyou..

Snow-How did you do that??

Main-It kinda happened.. I don't know how..

Snow-Bina training?? Ye pehli baar hua hai dude.. First time.. I have never seen a new person defeat 7 people all of Rank 3..i mean that is just unbelievable..

Wahaan se nikalte he saamne ek building thi woh tha hospital.. Cool.. That's cool.. Humlog andar aae toh pura hospital kaa he scene tha wooden beds they andar and almost hospital k harr ek equipments mojjud they wahaan.. 3 floor ki building thi or i guess bahot jyaada beds they wahaan as bheed bhi kaafi thi. Humlog andar aae he they ki piche se Boe bhi aagaya..

Boe-Where is Niharika??

Snow - In her cabin..

Boe-Let's go.

Ye bol humlog Uppar ki taraf chale..

Boe-"Listen To me AP I am very very very proud of you.. And I am very happy with what I just saw.. Bovice was also very happy.. In return unhone kaha hai ki you can ask 1 favour from him and he'll make it happen..

Main-I'll think about that.

Boe-You Will"..

Main-1 question master.. Who was the other person with Bovice?? And how does he know me??

Boe-He knows everything AP he reads people just like you..

Main-Who even is he??

Boe-He Is My Master and The Leader Of The Hounds Of Death.. The Death Himself Norman Bones..

Holy Fuck.. What the fuck.. Fuck.. Bhenchod..

Main-Oh god.. He is leader of HOD??

Boe-Yes he is.. He was very close to your dad.. They were like best friends they had immense respect.. Thats why he came to see you.. Warna woh kabhi training Mein nahi aatey hain.

Leader of HOD Matlab He is Rank 10..wtf..mujhe nahi laga tha itana jaldi kissi itane bade shaks se mulaqat hojaaegi..fuck..But uss shaks Mein Kuch Toh hai he is like a Godlike version of me.. He is me but way way better.. He is something else..

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Fantastic mind blowing update AP bhai
Zaberdast shaandaar lajawab mazedaar
Bahot khoob superb

 

[Naik]

Update-145(College Issues)
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"Ankit Sir"...
Ye awaaj sun main apne past k khayaalon se bahaar aaya toh Saamne Neha madam khaddi thi or mujhe dekh k smile kar rahi thi..

Main-Oh hi... Please sit..

Neha-Aankhein kholke sotey kissi ko Pehli baar dekha.. Lol..

Main-So nahi raha tha kuch soch raha tha..

Neha mere Saamne baithi..

Neha-How was your classes??

Main-Pretty good i must say..

Neha-I must say Ankit Sir you are good.. Aapke Kaafi students se positive response milla mujhe..

Main-Really??

Neha-Yeah.. Students were happy..

Main-That's good..

Neha-It is.. Its like you were born to be a teacher..

Main-Hehe.. Maybe.

Neha-Lunch nahi kiya aapne??

Main-Oh i dont eat lunch mostly. Breakfast then dinner.. Coffee in day time or something light..

Neha-I see.. So coffee??

Main - Don't worry main bahaar jaake peelunga..

Neha-Arrey maine mere liye order ki hai so aapki bhi aajegi.. Wait message kardeti hun main..

Ussne apne mobile Mein kissi ko message kiya and fir boli..

Neha-So tell me something about you Ankit..

Main-Nothing much to tell was born and raised in Bhopal then did my studies developed liking towards physics.. Thats about it..

Neha-What about your family??

Main-I have a brother and sister that's about it.. Mom Dad died a long time ago..

Neha-Oh.. I am sorry..

Main-Oh its fine dont worry.. What about you??

Neha-Pretty much Same i was born and raised here finished my masters here then joined this college.. Principal sir was a relative to me so he forced me to join here I wanted to go abroad but I joined here so I can take care of my family with me.I have a small family.. My mom, younger brother and a sister..Both are studying in this college..

Main-That's good..

Neha-Yeah it is.

Main - I think hum dono ki life stories short he hain..

Neha-Lol. True.. Mille kissi dusare teacher se??

Main-No.

Neha-Lol.. Mill lo warna meri tarah tumhe apni gang se bahaar kardenge..

Main-Oh i dont have any interest in joining there gang.. Bahaar thodi der Pehle baatein sun raha tha main unki they are the most boring person's i have ever witnessed in my life..

Ye sun Neha jorr se hans paddi..

Main-Waise tumhe bahaar kyun kiya unhone??

Neha-Bahaar nahi kiya I mean maine join he nahi kiya meri banti nahi hai sabse jyaada because sabko lagta hai main principal sir ki chamchi hun and then main unki complaints kar deti hun jab kuch hota hai toh woh log mujhse durr he rehtey hain.. Kuch teachers he hain jo mere sath ghull mill jaatey hain.. Rest of them hates me..

Main - Perfect..

Neha-What perfect? Main Tumhaari complaint bhi karungi in future kuch hua toh so don't get carried away..

Main-Oh for sure.. Roukka kissne hai.. Bilkul kijiye I don't mind..

Neha-First time kissi k munh se aisa suna hai..

Main-I am serious.. Beshak kijiye complaint..

Ab iss bich ek peon humari coffee le aaya..

Neha-By the way or ek baat Yahaan kuch rowdy students bhi hain like student union presidents and unke friends like they don't care if you are a teacher or a student. So I suggest unlog se durr he raho aap.. Bus unko aap kuch matt kaho toh woh bhi same he karenge..

Main-Interesting..

Neha-Yeah mera mann karta hai ki rakh k dun sabko.. But principal sir k orders hain unse durr he raho as unko agar koi kuch kehta hai toh next day wohlog college k gate par taala lagake protest karne lag jaatey hain. Issliye koi unke munh nahi lagta..

Main-Cool..

Neha-Next class MSc first Sem Mein haina aapki.. Uss class k almost sab students he Student union Mein Hain so just to be sure please don't mess with them.. Girls are also in that group..

Main-Oh sure don't worry.. Waise bhi i dont care main unhi ko padhaata hun jo padhna caahtey hain.

Neha-Sahi hai, parson they misbehaved with me mereko toh dekhte he unko jallan hoti hai issliye maine woh class he Chhod di.. As mera bhai unke sath pange leta rehta hai jiski wajah se mujhe bhi enemy he samjhtey hain wohlog..

Main-Interesting.. I won't mess with anybody so it's ok..

Neha-Cool.. So chalein?? Aapki class kaa time bhi hogaya hai and meri class aapke bagal Mein he hai..

Main-Sure let's go..

Main or Neha khaddey hue and wahaan se bahaar aae toh bahaar 4-5 male and female teachers mojjud they or woh apni he bakchodi Mein busy they toh main unke pass se nikal gaya or unhone notice takk nahi kiya.. Khair wahaan se humlog Uppar aae Pehle mera room tha and next Neha kaa.. Mere class room k bahaar kaafi bache khaddey they bache kya maadarchod merese toh bade he they wohlog masters waale wahaan alag he bakchodi chal rahi thi students jaanwaron ki tarah hans rahe they Ladkiyaan bhi wahin mojjud thi same woh bhi jaanwaron ki tarah hans rahi thi..

Neha-Here you go.. Good luck..

Ab Neha wahaan se aage ko gayi toh bich Mein he kuch ladke bol paddey..

Ladka-Main kehya good afternoon madam ji.

Ladka2-Arrey madam ji good afternoon kaa Jawaab toh dijiye.. Kya hua naraaj hain??

Ladka3-Mast lag rahe ho madam ekdum raapchik..

Ab ye thoda unexpected tha nice.. Roorkee itani safe and sound city k students aise honge ye expect nahi kiya tha maine.. Even Ladkiyaan bhi chup nahi thi bc..

Ladki2-Arrey chup karo madam kaa bhai aajaaega fir rone k liye.. Or fir madam bhaagi bhaagi principal k pass jaaengi..

Neha madam unko full ignore kartey hue apne room Mein chali gayi.. Interesting.. Inter fucking resting.. Nice.. Ye thoda saa over the limit tha but it's ok it's ok kuch bandey aise bhi hone caahiye bore nahi hounga aage..

Khair main unke room Mein enter kar gaya toh room kaa huliya he alag tha benches wagairaah idhar udhar bikhre they unhi par kuch students andar baithe they.. Or ek baar fir mujhe full ignore kiya sabbne.

Main-Hi guys.. I am your new teacher..

Ye again main loudly bola jo bahaar waalon ko bhi sunaai diya but wohlog andar aae nahi bus bahaar se he mujhe ghurrne lage..

"Ye teacher hai pencho shakal se toh junior lag raha hai"..

"lelein fir ragging"..

Ye awaaj bahaar waale students ki thi or unhe maalum tha main unhe easily sunn shakta tha.. Waah.. Waah..

Main-So guys how ar....

Ladka1-May I come In sir.."

Main-Sure.. So guys I am he...

Ladka2-May I come in sir..

Main-Sure.. So Kahaan tha main..

Ladki1-May I come in sir..

Main-Please come in everybody no formalities come on in.. Jisko aana hai woh aao.. So my Name is...

"May We come in Sir.."

4 ladke hanstey hue chilaae.. Ye wahi they jo bahaar baatein kar rahe they abhi.. Ye leader they.. Hmmm..

Main-my name is Ankit Singh and I'll be you new teacher.. So I have..

"Arrey andar aaein yaa nahi master ji?? Bahaar shardi lag rahi hai..

Main-Attendance leletey hain..

" Sunaai nahi diya kya sir ji aajaaein?? Yaa ghar jaayein..

Main-Haan aao..

Main-So attendance roll number 1.., 2, 3, 4.., 5, 6,7,8,9,10..

Ab last k 3 Bandon ki attendance ek student ne he boli..

Main-Aapka Konsa roll number hai?? 8, 9 yaa 10..

Ladka-Teeno he mere hain tum aage badho..

Main-Sure.. All present then..

Ye sun woh hansa like fakely hansa apni authority prove karne k Baad..

Main-So I know kuch syllabus hochuka hoga aapka..Sure .. So I know kuch topics already hogaye hain aapke or main nahi chaahta ki humlog Pehle seedha aage bhaagein..

Ladka-Humein sab aata hai aage chalo..

Main-Pakka sabko aata hai guys??

Ladka-Maine bol diya toh sabko aagaya kyun re bacha log??

Kuch students interested they uss class Mein padhne k liye 3-4 Ladkiyaan thi or 3-4 ladke..or main thehra Ganda dheet aadmi main unke liye he karwaaunga.. Ab Unmein se ek ladki boli..

"Sir dobara karwaadoge toh it'll be great for us.

Ladka-A Chamchi.. Chup kar.. Tereko karna hai toh alag se kar.. Yaa apni behen se jaake padha kar woh bhi toh physics ki he teacher hai..

Oh toh ye thi Neha ki behen shakal milti hai bc dekha jase toh..

Ladki-Sir karwaa dijiye aap..

Ladka-Chup..

Main-Tera Naam kya hai??

Ladka-Kiska mera?? Jagat Dayal..

Main-Jagat Dayal..

Ladka-Iss college kaa president hun main..

Main-Arrey really??

Jagat-haao..

Main-Perfect.. Toh jagat ji aapko nahi karna toh aap matt karo aise dusron kaa kharaab karoge toh fir kaise chalega.. Aise thodi president banoge study kharaab karke.. Haina?? Attendance lag gayi hai Tumhaari toh ab bindas Jaao jaake coffee wagairaah peeke aao current syllabus kal suru hoga toh Kal aajaana waapis..

Jagat-Main toh idhar he baithunga..

Main-OK perfect ye toh best hai tum bhi padho.. So chup rehna ab right samjh rahe ho??

Ye sun ussne mujhe ghurra jo mujhe pasand nahi aaya koi dikkat nahi hai kardenge ilaaj first day he kardenge kya dikkat hai.. Yahi toh kaam hai bc mera.. Ilaaj aisa kardunga bc dobara kissi doctor ki jarurat nahi padegi...


Continued..

Zaberdast shaandaar mazedaar lajawab update bhai
Bahot khoob superb fantastic

 

[Naik]

Update-146(Treatment !!!)
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Maine old topic padhaaya iss bich halka fulka disturb kiya un chutiyon ne jo theek tha padhne waale khuss they or woh sahi tha. Class over hui toh kuch students nikale main apne notes ikathey karne laga or notes uthaake bahaar ko nikala toh mera phone baja jo Chang kaa tha..

Main-Yes.

Chang-Aae nahi??

Main-Abhi class over hui hai 20minutes Mein aajaaunga..

Chang-Oh.. Ok..

Call disconnected..

Main wahaan se nikalne laga toh maine class Mein dekha ki woh Jagat or uske friends uss Neha madam ki behen k sath munhchodi kar rahe they ussne jo notes banaae they meri class k woh cheen liye they Jagat ne.. Aaj he kardun ilaaj?? Ok mouka hai kardeta hun..

Main waapis andar enter hua class Mein toh class Mein Jagat uske friends he they bus or ek woh ladki..

Main-Notes de uske..

Jagat-Master ji class khatam hui college bhi over hogaya nikal lijiye better rahega..

Main-Notes de..

Maine usase notes cheene or uss ladki ko diye..

Main-Girls please aap bahaar Jaao main Inke doubts clear kardeta hun inko apne notes dedunga.. Extra class..

Ye sun woh ladki khaddi hoke gayi bahaar but Jagat k sath jo Ladkiyaan thi woh nahi gayi..

Main-Nahi Jaana?? Madam Jaao better rahega.. Jaao Jaao..Go.. Go.. Go..

Maine unko raasta diya or bahaar nikaalke gate bandh kardiya.. Ab Andar 7 bandey rehgaye Jagat or uske sathi..

Main-Idhar Aa tu..

Jagat-Master ye naa sochiyo teacher hai toh bach jaayega Maar hum sabko barabar maartey hain..

Main-Idhar Aa.. Aaja Maar..

Jagat-Dekhle fir complaint karta firega..

Main Jagat k pass gaya or diya uske pait Mein punch ekdum set karke maara tha woh or woh punch lagtey he Jagat girra apne ghutano par munh se ulti kartey hue.. Khaaya peeya wahaan farsh par bikherr diya ussne or ye dekh usska Pehla friend aage aaya mujhe maarne main usase bacha or usko di laat lawde par woh bhenchod bench k Uppar se piche jaake girra.. Agle ko di maine kick uski jaangh par woh niche girra or girrtey he di ek kick uske kulhe k Uppar saala tedha hogaya.. 4th bande ne book maari mujhe faink k usase bacha main or diya ek punch uske pait Mein same power and same speed se woh piche pench par lait gaya uske munh se thook he thook aaya maybe ussne Khaana nahi khaaya tha abhi warna uska bhi khaaya peeya bahaar aajaata.. 5th and 6th ek sath aae lekin bich Mein benches hone k kaaran woh kuch kar nahi paae ek sath. Pehla aaya mujhe maarne, ussne punch maara main niche jukh k bacha or jukh k diya ek punch uski jaangh Mein Woh bc langdaatey hue piche ko hatt gaya tab diya maine usko ek or punch same pait k andar issne ki jabardast ulti chaaron taraf benches k Uppar se.. Main usase durr hatta or woh 6th ko di maine chest Mein laat piche deewar se satt gaya woh or aage aata usase Pehle maine diya ghutna uske lawde par woh wahin passar gaya.. Ab last banda bacha woh ek corner Mein he ghuss gaya..

"Mmm.. Main nahi"...

Maine Jagat ko pakkad k uthaaya usase khadda bhi nahi hua Jaa raha tha aankh or naak dono jagah se Paani ki line chal rahi thi.. Woh bokhlaayaa hua tha maine bench par bithaaya usko..

Main-Inko uthaake laa idhar.. Idhar aa bhosdk..Khadda ho dalle itana toh maara bhi nahi hai.. Idhar Aa tu bhi.. Haan Tu uth idhar aa..

Un sabko ek line Mein benches par baithaaya maine or woh 7th ko bhi baithne ko bola.woh bc uchal rahe they baithey-2..

Jagat-Tt..ttu toh hoga suspend.. Tu gaya beta.. Ssusstudnt par hath uthaaya..

Main-Hahaha ha.. Idhar dekh.. Idhar dekh bhosdk..Kya proof hai tere pass?? Aisi jagah maara hai doctor ko dikhaaega toh woh bhi naa bata paaega bus Dard he dard rahega bahot jyaada woh bhi.. Or bahaar kya bolega?? Ek teacher ne maara hum sabko woh teacher bhi bacha tha?? Sabki gand tod di or tum hath takk nahi lagaa paae?? Bhosdk iske baad tera baap president banaaega tujhe.. Lund mera suspend hoga.. Or hone dey suspend bhenchod tu idhar dekh sun Dhyaan se aage se kabhi bhi agar mujhe tu yaa teri Gang college Mein bakchodi kartey hue milli toh aaj toh andar maara hai kal ko sabke Saamne maarunga or 7 they beshak 20 hon sabko maarunga samjh raha hai?? Maadarchod teri ijjat bachaane k liye Yahaan leke maara tumhe warna puri class k Saamne dhota.. Tera Baap hun main saale aukaat kya hai teri?? Banaaun president?? Aaun udhar.. Rukk Terri Maa ki chut..

Main stage se uttarne laga..

Jagat-Nanan. Nahi samjh gaya..

Main-Samjh gaya sir bol bhosdk..

Jagat-Sir. Sir..

Main-Haan.. Or tumlog suno be iski gand chaattey rehtey ho toh ab bhi isko follow karna kahin bhi bakchodi kartey firre toh maa chod dunga tumhari.. Wahin k wahin.. Or Haan open challenge hai bahaar bhi le aana bandey laa shaktey ho toh subah college time aata hun and ye time abhi nikal raha hun. Samjha.. Or Haan teachers se durr rehna specially jo madam next class Mein gayi thi uske sath bakchodi kar rahe they saale gand fod dunga..

Sab-Hjjj.ji sir..

Main-Or ye ulti wulti saaf karo dallo warna beijati hojaaegi itani ki samjh Mein Nahi aaega.. College Mein aana bandh karna padega.. Chalo have a good day.. And Haan jiss jiss ko pait Mein laga hai next 72 hours takk jyaada mirchi masaale waala kuch matt Khaana warna infection hojaaega pait Mein samjhe?? Chalo.. Bye.. Nice to meet you guys..

Ye bol maine apne notes uthaae or gate kholke bahaar nikala toh bahar thoda aage woh Ladkiyaan khaddi thi and wahaan woh Neha ki sister.. Main unke pass se nikala toh woh Neha ki behen mere sath ho li..

"Hello Sir.. Thank You mere notes dilwaane k liye..

Main-No problem.

" I am Rupali Sir"

Main-Nice to meet you Rupali.. Maine bol diya hai unko ab disturb nahi karenge tumhe woh..

Rupali-Woh bus aapke Saamne bolo hoga Sir kissi ki baaton kaa ashar nahi hota unke Uppar..

Main-Oh meri baaton kaa hogaya Ashar..

Rupali-Really??

Main-Yep.. Main students ko samjhaana ache se jaanta hun meri baatein ghar kar jaati hain dimag Mein.. By the way tum Neha mam ki behan ho??

Rupali-Yes.. Aap jaante ho meri Di ko??

Main-Oh yeah iss college Mein Ek wahi teacher hain jinhe jaanta hun main..

Rupali-Hehe.. Good Good..

Main-Ok Rupali have a nice day..

Rupali - You too sir..

Main niche aaya mereko register Mein sign karne they jaatey time jo staff room Mein tha issi liye main seedha wahaan gaya toh wahaan kaafi teachers mojjud they sab sign wagairaah kar rahe they..

"Bache Ye Staff Room hai".. Hahaha ha.. Just kidding Myself Aniket..

Ek teacher khud he hansta hua mujhse bola..

Main-Ankit. Nice to meet you..

Maine wahaan sign kiye..

"You must be the new teacher everyone is talking about"..

Ek Semi Maal madam ne mujhe bola. Actually dikhne Mein Woh maal he thi but uski clothes ki choice kaafi bakwass thi issliye woh Semi maal lag rahi thi.

Main-Oh actually i dont know what everyone is talking about.

"Nistha"..

Ussne mujhse hath millaatey hue kaha..

Main-Ankit..

Ab ussne mera hath kaafi jorr lagake pakkada I don't know kya tha woh maybe Rude behaviour but usase hath milake main turant nikala kyunki uske sath ek do madams Orr thi jo introduction k liye khaddi thi maine kaan se phone lagaya or unki taraf hath se ishaara karke turant bahaar aaya.. Haashh.. Fuck..
Ab wahaan aake Maine Mukesh ko call kiya..

Main-Kahaan betey?

Muk-Ghar bhaiya..

Main - Abe kab gaya??

Muk- 1 baje class over hogayi thi.. Aaun lene??

Main-Arrey naa naa Auto mill he gaya.. Chal good bye..

Call disconnected..

Mereko bahaar se he Auto mill gaya jisme baith main seedha ghar pohancha gate khol k andar aaya toh Chang And Ami hall Mein baithe they..

Chang--Opposition ne try kiya Sarkaar girrane kaa but Deva bhai is smart unhone hillne takk nahi di mainly because unki foundation itani strong hai ki party nahi family hai koi chhodne ko taiyaar nahi tha.. Uppar se Deva bhai ko sympathy milli ki unhone sachaai kaa sath diya..

Ami-What about the family??

Chang-Sab theek hain ab routine work suru hogaya hai Rishi ne parson se office Jaana suru kiya hai same with Abeer and Mangal.. Babhi bhi itane din se bahaar takk nahi nikali thi kal woh bhi as usual mandir jaake aai Meenu sath thi unke.. Sam Ravi and Rohit ne bhi Parson se College Jaana suru kiya hai..Anjali and team bhi apne kaam Mein lage hain wohlog Filhaal normal police work he kar rahe hain as unke Uppar heat bahot jyaada hai isliye woh bus keval police work he kar rahe hain or ACU se durr reh rahe hain. Media bahot Suna raha hai boss ko pata nahi kya kya bakk rahe hain.. Total hate failaaya Jaa raha hai boss k against jiski main piller hai woh Sudha Chaudhary sab uske channel se suru hua hai..

Ami-And what about Anaa??

Chang-Woh bimaar thi kuch din Pehle he theek hui hai hospital se pata kiya toh unhone kahaa kamjori ki wajah se tha sab Khaana wagairaah nahi khaaya tha ussne boss k Jaane k Baad lekin ab theek hai woh uski behen ne office se chutti le rakhi hai or uske sath he rehti hai.. Aaj Anaa college gayi thi lekin jaldi waapis chali gayi thi.. In short everyone is holding up good.. They'll heal as time passes..

They Will heal, but can I'll be able to heal???

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Update-147(I Am Smart)
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Chang And Ami ko pata tha main piche khadda tha mujhe sunaaney k liye he woh ye sab bol rahe they kyunki waise toh sunaney waala tha nahi main.. Chang kal raat gaya tha Haryana or abhi waapis aaya hai I guess..

Ami-Arrey boss..

Ami ne mere notes wagairaah leke ek side rakhe main wahaan baitha Ami paani kaa glass leke aayi..

Chang-Wassup boss how was your day??

Main-Pretty good I guess...

Chang - Hmm kissi se jhagda hua??

Main-Oh yeah.. Listen ek ladka hai college president Jagat Dayal.. Details nikaal iski..

Chang--What happened??

Maine usko bataaya kya hua..

Chang - Great.. Maarke bataane laayak bhi nahi chhoda.. Lekin details nikaalke kya karoge ye thodi naa kuch karlega..

Main-Nahi iska attitude mujhe alag laga iska baap koi badi film hai nahi toh ye attitude aaya Kahaan se isme.. Galat banda hai ye yaa galat jagah kaa banda hai yaa galat sangat Mein Hai, tu information nikaal tera bhi time pass hojaaega..

Ami-Boss?? New place lekin still ye sab??

Main-Ami ye sab humaara picha nahi chhodega main apne aap ko ek Hadd takk he roukk shakta hun keval like meri limit takk he roukk shakta hun main.. Or jiss din woh limit tutti naa tumhe pata hai main sabko khatam kardunga.. Or woh limit naa tuttey uske liye mujhe time to time ye sab karna padta hai.. Isase mera dimag bhi invested rehta hai.. Mera dimag jitana khaali rahega utana he dangerous hai or i know ye physics Mein mera dimag lag jaata hai but still bahot Saara bach Jaata Hai jisko mujhe alag alag jagah divert karna hai warna issues hojaenge.. Uske liye fir caahe kissi ki gand he kyun naa fodni pade..

Ami-ok If you say so.. Sure..

Chang-You are right boss. Aapka toh badi baat hai mujhe he dekhlo baithe baithe mera dimag pata nahi kya he planning karne lag jaata hai..

Main-That's what I am saying mera mann karta hai to kill everybody that Judge That Lawyer that cbi team that bitch Sudha chaudhary.. Sabko.. Fuck those people..

Ami-I agree.. Fuck those people.. I'll kill them myself..

Main-Exactly but not physically mentally we will sooner or latter. ..

Ye sab sach tha mera dimag bahot jyaada tha or akeli physics usko sambhaal nahi shakti thi.. I needed somethings else to do.. Jo main kar raha tha. Ab Itana Risk Toh Roorkee ko bhi uthana padega humare aane kaa..


Khair Aajka din ghar Mein he bitta next day Subah main time se ready hua or Mukesh and Vikash kaa wait karne laga toh wohlog on time aae aaj mujhe bhi time se Pehle nahi Jaana tha toh on time sahi tha..

Main-Kya be?? Kal college Mein Kya munh fulaae khaddey they..

Vikash-Seniors bhai.. Or kya hoga dukhi kar rahe hain..

Main-Seniors hotey he dukhi karne k liye hain..

Vikash-Aapko bhi kartey they??

Main-Nahi.. Main samne waale kaa munh fod deta tha..

Mukesh-Aapke jaisa banana hai bhai Humein..

Main- Mere jaisa main khud nahi hun.. But don't worry mere jaise nahi but badhiya ban jaaoge.. Just remember no one is bigger then you..

Mukesh-Arrey aap jantey nahi bhai unko 2 gangs hain or dono he elections Mein khaddey hotey hain Ek MSc waale ek Mtech waale Baaki ko kuch karne nahi detey college Mein..

Main-MSc waale kon woh Jagat wagairaah??

Mukesh-Haan..

Main-Or Mtech Mein??

Mukesh-Ye dussri party, college Mein 2 he party hain ek jagat ki jo winner hai and second Ek Akshay Sharma hai Mtech kaa uski hai.. Isase Pehle wahi tha president abki baar haar gaya.. Woh ghatiya banda hai..

Main-Koi naa.. Hojaaega sab theek.

Humlog college pohanchey unhe parking Mein Chhod main andar aaya or seedha staff room ki side aaya Jahaan mujhe sign karne they andar aaya attendance lagaai apni or room se bahaar nikala toh Neha mill gayi wahin gate k Uppar mujhe..

Neha-Hey Good Morning..

Main-Morning..

Neha-Kal bina bataae nikal gaye tum main wait kar rahi thi..

Main-Actually Mujhe laga aap chale he gaye honge so main nikal gaya..

Neha-Ek toh no aap Haan.. Tum theek hai.. And also Thankyou..

Main-Thankyou??

Neha-Yeah.. Meri behen ki help karne k liye.. She told me..

Main-Oh.. It was nothing.

Neha-It means tumne panga le he liya unke sath..

Main-Oh no no no.. No panga.. Maine bus unse baat ki and woh samjh gaye..

Neha-No way.

Main-Yeah.. Ask your sister.. Maine unhe samjhaya and woh log samjh gaye i mean itane bure bhi nahi hain wohlog..

Neha-you are joking right?? Ye possible he nahi hai ki woh aise he Maan gaye..

"Ankit Sir"???

Main piche mudda toh woh Jagat or uske kuch friends mere piche khaddey they..

Jagat-Good Morning Sir..

Main-Morning..

Jagat-Sir can i talk to you for a second??

Main-After class abhi late horaha hai mujhe..

Jagat-Bus ek second sir its urgent..

Main-OK.. Neha mam excuse me..

Neha shocked thi ussne meri baat kaa Jawaab tak naa diya usse vishwaash naa hua ki ye log itana ache se kaise baat kar rahe hain.. Main Jagat ki side gaya or woh mere sath thoda aage aaya langdaake chal raha tha woh pait Mein Dard tha jo rahega kuch din.

Main-Haanji President sir boliye..

Jagat - W. W. Woh actually sir first of all sorry jo bhi ka hua..

Main-Kal kuch bhi nahi hua.. Aage bolo..

Jagat - Actually sir humlog itane kharab hain nahi jitane log show kar rahe hain.. Aap kissi se puchlijiye president banane k Baad maine kissi k sath ladaai takk nahi ki hai maine kya hum Mein se kissi ne ladaai nahi ki hai.. I know ragging yaa fir trolling ki hai I know humlog rude bhi hain..

Main-I know..

Jagat-How??

Main-Main logon ki shakal padh leta hun.. Listen tu middle class family kaa member hai tukke se election jeet gaya actually tukke se nahi koi inside kaa banda tha tere sath jisase tujhe thodi help milli or tu jeet gaya..

Ye sun Jagat or uske friends ki aankhein khull gayi jisase mera shakk yakeen Mein badal gaya..

Main-Ab election jeet gaya toh power aagayi tere pass bandar k hath Mein bandukk ab tujhe paise dene they usko jisssne tujhe election jitwaaya yaa koi favour return karna tha usko issliye tu rude hogaya bad boy image banaane laga taaki students tere pass aaein har achi buri help k liye or badle Mein Tu paise lelega unse ab woh paise tu khudpar toh kharch kar nahi raha as tum sabke kapde low class he hain toh tu kissi ko deraha hai matlab ussi ko jissne tujhe election jitwaaya.. And college Mein baat nahi bani toh tu koi local Neta k contact Mein aagaya or jab usko jarurat padti hai tab tu bandey leke chala jaata hai and badle Mein again paise mill jaate hain... Lekin woh point nahi hai I don't give a fuck tune election kaise jeeta hai..I don't give a fuck tu kya karta hai beshak ladaai kar Maar peet kar Neta k sath Jaa kuch bhi kar bus mereko irritate nahi karna never samjh raha hai?? Aise munh kholke khadda matt ho logon ko shakk hoga.. Munh bandh karbe..

Jagat-S. Ssir.. Kaise?? H. Whwo. How??

Main-Told you i am smart.. Abe munh bandh kar ghonchu. Tension free reh i dont give a fuck..

Jagat-. T. Thankyou sir.. Thakk..nyou..

Main-Hakaalaana bandh kar or ab bol kaam kya tha..?

Jagat-Sir woh aapne kal..

Main-Kal kuch nahi hua tha..

Jagat-Haan kal jo kuch nahi hua toh hum Mein se 2 bandey they woh badla lene ki bol rahe hain aapse.. Or sir humaara koi hath nahi hai isme we promise..

Sab - ji sir.. Bilkul bhi nahi..

Main-Don't worry dekhlunga main..

Jagat-Woh aapko kuch nahi kahenge sir actually unhone plan toh aapke liye he banaaya tha lekin abhi Subah aapko Mukesh or Vikash k sath dekh liya unhone toh woh bol rahe they ki College k Baad un dono ko he fodenge..

Main- fuck.. Kab sudharenge yelog..

Jagat-Sir.. Kaafi log hain woh.. 10-12 honge..

Main-Dekh lunga main..

Jagat-Or again sir humaara koi hath nahi tha isme..

Main-Sure.. Or Haan bhosdk sudhar matt Jaana warna shakk hoga logon ko or Uppar se sudhar gaya toh president ko koi nahi puchega fir college chud jaayega fir harr koi president ban jaayega issliye aise he rehna.. Samjha??

Jagat-Jjj.. Ji sir..

Main-Or Haan again..

Jagat-Aapko irritate nahi karna hai samjh gaya sir.

Main-Perfect chal Bhaag.. Or Haan unn ladko kaa Naam??

Jagat-Vishal And Sunil..

Main-OK.. Thanks.. Kardun inka bhi ilaaj?? Kar he deta hun..

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