Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

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WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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[Naik]

Update-148(Kevin, Ami and Chang)

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Sabse Pehle maine Mukesh ko message kiya ki mere bina college se matt Jaana ussne ok bola and wahaan se seedha main Pehli class Mein gaya aaj unke doubts liye maine pichle waale Mein se or aaj first 3no classes Mein pichla syllabus complete karwaa diya.. Ye class's Mein bakchodi jyaada nahi thi bus halki fulki he thi jo chalta hai..kabhi kabhi jyaada bhi hojaati thi but itani nahi ki ilaaj kardun unka.. Ab again bhenchod in classes k Baad fir lamba gap tha last class takk.. Fuck.. Khair main waapis aaya staff room Mein.. Coffee kaa mann horaha tha toh socha Neha aaegi tab he peeyunga.. But aaj Neha aai nahi kaafi derr takk and again mere pass khaali time tha.. Ab khaali time mujhe issliye bhi thoda pasand tha ki isme main apne puraane kaand easily soch shakta hun and again figure out kar shakta hun ki Kahaan Kitana galat tha main..


Ab Boe and Snow mujhe leke uss hospital k second floor k ek room Mein aaye Jahaan ek bahot he cute c doctor baithi thi. 35-40 ki age rahi hogi uski gora rang patla saree cute c choti-2 aankhein.. Waah..

Boe- Niharika We have an Injury..

Niharika-Boe i am leaving.. Mujhe mere bhai kaa case attend karna hai..

Boe-Take care of him first..

Ussne meri shakal dekhi or meri injury dekh waapis baith gayi..

Niharika-Come here.. What happened??

Boe-Fight.. pehchaana isse??

Niharika - Nahi.. Shakal jaani pehchaani lag rahi hai lekin?? Who is he??

Boe-Dhyaan se dekho.. Kissi ki Yaad dilaata hai tumhe ye??

Niharika - Haan.. Bola

Boe-Oh god.. Mujhe laga tha tum isse dekhte he pehchaan logi..

Niharika-Oh my god.. Tum Raj k betey ho?? No way??

Raj mere dad kaa Naam tha pura Naam Raj Partap Singh.. Niharika ne mujhe Uppar se niche takk ghurra and turant khadda hoke mujhe Galle se lagaaya..

Main-Yeah.. Aap jaanti thi mere dad ko??

Niha-Main?? Ofcourse jaanti thi main.. Mere guide they woh.. He was like an elder brother to me.. Oh my god i can't believe it..

Boe-Small world isn't it..

Niha - You are so cute...i still can't belive it BOE..

Boe-Same.. Jab Master ne Announce kiya tha ki Ankit ko help ki jarurat hai toh kissi ne bhi mana nahi kiya tha sabne agree he kiya tha..

Niha-Sit down Ankit.. Let me have a look at you..

Ussne cotton se mera khoon pohancha..

Niha-Your nose is dislocated..

Main-Bahot Dard kar rahi hai so i dont know.

Niha-Boe isko pakkadna jarra..

Main-Pakkad..??

Main aage kuch bolta usase Pehle Niharika ne apne right hand se meri naak ko jhatke se ghumaaya jisase bahot jyaada pain hua.. Woh "Katakkk" mujhe bc andar takk feel Hua fuck.. Lekin Dard turant he chala gaya or ab firse main apni naak ko feel kar paa raha tha..

Uske Baad Niharika ne cotton se mera blood saaf kiya and then mere hath par jo Sowrd kaa cut tha woh saaf kiya or cotton se usspar koi dawaai lagaai jisase bahot jyaada jallan hui.. And uske Uppar kar di ussne patti.. She is quick and good.. Hell yeah.. Literally bina koi dawaai liye mera Dard almost khatam he hogaya tha..

Niharika-Ankit I am getting late mujhe court Jaana Hai but main aake tumse jarur millungi.. I am so so so happy to meet you..

Main-Thankyou..

Niharika gayi wahaan se mere baalon Mein hath ferr kar..

Boe-Lets go..

Main-What's her story Master??

Boe-Who Niharika?? Ye head doctor hai Yahaan ki Tumhare dad ne iski help ki thi tab ye ek nurse thi.. Tumhare dad ko apna bhai maanti thi woh.. Or Yahaan par blood se jyaada heart k ristey importance rakhte hain AP.. She was very close to your dad.. Woh bhi isse apni choti behen ki tarah he treat kartey they..

Main-Oh i see.. But now what happened to her?? Court??

Boe-Oh actually yahan court means like jo actual court hoti hai Same. Judge high Command k officials hotey hain Jahaan sabka faisla hota hai.. Niharika kaa ek brother hai tumhari he age Ka hoga Kevin naam hai uska young blood hai or thoda stupid hai so ussne or uske friends ne High Command k kissi official ko injured kardiya tha jo ek crime hai obviously issliye unhe court k saaamne bulaaya gaya hai.. Agar prove hogaya ye toh unhe Jail Jaana hoga kitane time k liye I don't know but AP remember Jail koi nahi Jaana chaahta Stay away from jail.. Jail city k last mein hai or wahaan bahot galat log hain AP or uske andar koi rules nahi chaltey everything goes in there.. Ek kahaawat hai Yahaan "10 din ki Jail Matlab Narak 1 maheene ki jail matlab narak se bhi badtar 1 saal ki jail matlab life barbaad 1 saal se jyaada ki jail matlab You are dead..

Main-Oh shit.. Matlab stay away from jail. Got it..

Boe-Snow take him to his room.. Take rest AP you did great today..

Main-Thanks Master..

Ab Snow mujhe leke waapis uss Mehal Mein aai or waapis mere room Mein aaya main Abeer uth chuka tha usse sab samjhaya maine.. Woh shocked tha but happy tha ki I did it..

Maine Pehle toh pill Lee and then late gaya apne room Mein Abeer ko Snow apne sath legayi usse shift kar rahe they alag jagah par.. Ussne mujhe Galle lagaaya and uske words mujhe still Yaad hain "Take Care AP I know you can do it and Remember You are always Right"...

Uske ye words ne aansu laadiye they meri aankho Mein.. Ab again main akela tha apne room Mein.. Meri aankh lag gayi baithe baithe lekin kuch voices se meri aankh khulli toh bahaar se awaajein aarahi thi main room se bahaar aaya toh dekha Niche hall Mein Boe and Snow they or unke Sath Niharika mojjud thi or woh kaafi gussa thi.. Or sad bhi I mean ro rahi thi woh gusse Mein..

Niha-Boe 3 years?? Marr jaayenge wohlog wahaan.. Bacha hai Boe woh..

Boe-I don't know what to tell you Niharika..

Niha-Woh sab ek galati thi Boe they can't just Sentence them 3 years.. How is this fair??

Boe-I can't help you with that Niharika i can't .. Or 3 abhi k liye hain main baat karlunga Bovice se unko 1 saal Mein nikalwaalenge good behavior par..

Niha-But 1 saal wahaan rahenge kaise wohlog?? Unhe maardenge jaanwar hain andar jaanwar BOE tumhe toh pata hai..

Boe-AP?? Everything all right??

Boe ne mujhe khaddey dekha toh sawaal kiya..

Main-What happened??

Boe-Nothing you go inside your room..

Niharika-Boe Tum Bovice se Baat karo woh jail sentence rukkawa shaktey hain unki still.. Please..

Boe-Woh kyun rukkawaaenge bhalla..

Main-Can I help??

Boe-You can't..

Main-I can.. Bovice help kar shaktey hain??

Niha-Yes..

Main-Then I can help you.. Remember Boe Bovice ows me something..Main maanglunga..

Boe-Seriously??

Main-Yeah.. I mean or kya maangunga main..

Boe-Anything AP Bovice can literally give you anything you want..

Main - Naa I am good.. Ye caahiye mujhe..

Ye sun Boe muskuraaya woh chaahta tha main Niharika ki help karun.. Or main bhi yahi chaahta tha I mean technically Niharika meri family ki tarah he hui..

Niha-What happened Boe??

Boe-Let's Go...Follow us AP..

Ye Sun Boe nikala bahaar uske piche piche hum dono nikale Boe tejji se chal raha tha toh hum bhi tej he chal rahe they uske sath sath.. Sadak k dono taraf log ghurr rahe they Humein bc.. Boe ek bade se hall k Saamne rukkA ye Court thi.. Gate par guards they toh humlog aae andar Boe k sath.. Wahaan ek bada saa hall tha jiske bichon bich katgarhe they or Baaki 4on taraf chairs he chairs Uppar se niche takk.. Wahaan side se hotey hue hum piche aae Jahaan offices bane hue they unmeim se ek office ka gate knock kiya Boe ne.. Toh ek guard ne gate khola.. Boe andar aaya toh ye ek kaafi bada room tha.. Andar Bovice or Norman mojjud they uske alaawa 3 shaks or they jo hathkadiyon Mein they 1 ladki and 2 ladke.. And then woh Lady thi jo meri fight dekhne aai thi subah or mujhe chutiya bol rahi thi.. And uske alaawa kuch guards they..

Bovice-Boe?? AP??

Main jukha unke Saamne..

Boe-Master AP wanted to Say Something..

Lady-This is not the time Boe we are doing some work here can't you see..

Bovice-Yes go ahead AP..

Main-Actually. You said I can ask anything..

Bovice-Yeah..

Main-So I want you to save these 3 from going to jail..

Ye sun uss room Mein mojjud sabko shock laga..

Lady-What do you mean save?? They are going to jail because they committed a crime..

Main-Can you do it Master??

Bovice-Out of anything in this entire world you could've asked for you asked for this?? Are you sure AP??

Lady-Bovice.. You can't..

Bovice-Silence Vanessa..

Ye lawdi kaa Naam Vanessa tha iski Maa ki chut..

Main-Yes master.. I want to save them..

Bovice-What you say Norman??

Norman ne bus ek smile di Bovice ko jisase Bovice sab samjh gaya..

Bovice - You know AP I can save them.. But it comes with some issues..

Main-What issues??

Bovice-Agar tum inhe bachaaoge then they owe you big time.. Inhe apni puri life Tumhaare liye dedicate karni hogi.. They have to work for you basically whatever you do they'll follow.. They'll kill for you and they'll die for you.. Anytime anywhere..

Niharika-Then what's the issue??

Bovice-Are You Sure Niharika Tumhaara Bhai Raaji hoga.. Kyun Kevin??

Kevin - I am happy to follow him master..

Vanessa - But Bovice..

Abki baar Bovice kuch naa bola bus Norman ne hath se ishaara kiya Iss lawdi ki taraf or woh wahin rukk gayi apni baat apne he andar gattak gayi..

Norman-You can leave Vanessa I'll talk to you later..

Vanessa-As you say..

Woh jukh k wahaan se bahaar nikal gayi mujhe ghurrti hui..

Bovice--Guards cut them loose and leave..

Guards ne unki Hathkadi kholi and wohlog bhi chale gaye ab wahaan bache Main Boivce Boe Norman Niharika and woh 3..

Bovice - Ami, Chang?? Are you guys happy to join AP?? Yaad rahe ye abhi 0 Rank par hai or tum 3no Rank 3 k ho..Pehle aise shaks hoge jo apne se choti rank k liye kaam karoge..

Chang - We are ready master.. We don't mind.. He just saved our lives like for real..

Ami-Yeah Master we will do anything for him..

Norman k cehre par ek ajeeb c muskaan thi jaise ussne again ye expect karliya tha or woh isase khuss tha in short woh chaahta tha ki ye teeno mere sath hojaaein.

Bovice-Remember AP you really don't save people from prison.. It is bound to happen i know i promised you something or ab mujhe ye karna padega but remember in future you don't escape a prison sentence..

Main-I will remember that Master..

Bovice - OK then..

Ye bol Bovice ne apne hath Mein pakkadey kuch papers faad diye..

Bovice-They are all yours now..

Ye Bol Bovice and Norman dono uss room se bahaar nikale sath Mein Boe bhi gaya.. Or unke jaatey He Niharika ne mujhe Galle se laga liya.. Uski aankhon Mein aanshu they..

And yes that's how I met Chang Ami and Kevin I saved them from jail in short I Just give them a new life by saving there old one.. They owe me there everything now..

Continued..

Fantastic excellent mind blowing update AP bhai
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[Naik]

Update-149(Hospital Package)

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"Sorry I am late"..

Neha ki awaaj mere kaano Mein paddi toh main apne khayaalon se bahaar aaya.. Woh mere Saamne khaddi thi or uske hathon Mein coffee k 2 cups they..

Main-Oh hi..

Neha-Here is your coffee..

Mere Saamne Chair par baithke boli woh..

Main-You are late..

Neha-Yeah aaj 1 class extra lene lagi thi..

Main-Ok ok i see you doing that hard work..

Neha-Yep yep.. How was classes?

Main-Pretty good..

Neha-Oh by the way what happened in the morning??

Main-What??

Neha-Those guys.. Jagat and all you know they were talking to you..?

Main-Oh nothing woh bus puch rahe they kuch ki aaj bhi main old topics he karwaaunga ya new start karunga agar old karwaaunga toh unhe kahin Jaana Hai toh woh Jaa shaktey hain koi student union kaa work hai and agar new karwaaunga then They can delay there visit..

Neha-Oh my god.. Sachi?

Main-Muchi..

Neha-I have never seen them talk to a teacher that respectfully before.. You are.. you are a gem Ankit.

Main-Oh i know i know.. You know i connect very good with students that's the main reason..

Neha-I still can't belive it..

Main-Lol.. Chalo class kaa time hogaya hai..

Neha-Oh yeah shoot..

Ab meri Last class MSc Mein he thi same floor par Neha ki class thi kal ki tarah humlog udhar gaye toh bahot Saare students class k bahaar khaddey they Meri class k bhi or Neha ki class k bhi.. Jagat wagairaah wahaan they...

Neha wahaan se nikal gayi or kissi ne kuch nahi bola jisase woh thodi shocked thi ussne muddke mujhe dekha maine usko ek smile di or apni class Mein aaya toh sablog mere piche piche andar aae..

"Good Afternoon Sir.. "

Main-Afternoon guys.. I hope you are having a great day.. So ab bolo doubts..

Jagat and uski gang aise baithi thi maano woh hain he nahi class Mein Jo achi baat thi. Befaltu kaa irritation nahi caahiye tha mereko.. Yahaan kaa old sab cover kardiya aaj ki class Mein inshort harr class k past kaa syllabus khatam hogaya tha or kal se current syllabus suru hone waala tha.. Class over hone se main thoda Pehle nikala niche aaya staff room Mein wahaan koi nahi tha yahi reason tha jaldi nikalne kaa Saara staff class Mein he hoga maine sign kiye and Parking ki side aaya 2 minute Baad Mukesh or Vikash bhi aagaye..

Mukes-Wassup bhaiya..

Main-All good boys.. Chalein??

Mukesh-Hell yeah..

Mukesh ne bike nikaali or humlog nikale.. Ab humlog nikale wahaan se toh ek khatara Alto car or 2 bikes piche thi humare Maine Dhyaan nahi diya taaki shakk naa hon unhe ab as expected mujhe drop kiya unhone tabtak kuch nahi hua..

Mukesh-Bye bhaiya..

Ye bol wohlog ne bike ghumaai mujhe pata tha Kahaan karenge wohlog piche waali galli Mein kyunki Yahaan se Mukesh k ghar takk ek wahi galli hai jo sunsaan hai maine door knock kiya jo Chang ne khola..

Chang-Oh welcome back boss..

Main-Follow me..


Ab jaise he wohlog meri najaron se ojhal hue main or Chang shortcut leke uss galli ki side chale wahaan pohanche toh as expected Saamne total 8 logon ne Mukesh or Vikash Ki bike rukawa rakhi thi or sabke cehre dhakke they jiska main reason tha Mukesh kaa bapu Police Mein Hai pata chal gaya toh daai chod dega inki. Ab unn sab k pass Hockey sticks he thi..

Main-Sabko aisa maarna hai ki at least kuch din hospital Mein ache se nikalein.. Jo red shirt Mein Hai and blue check t-shirt mein hai unhe kam maarna woh college students hain Baaki k hath pair tod de..

Chang - Are you sure boss??

Main-Yeah..

Humlog aage gaye ab Humein dekh wohlog chownkey..

Main-Mukesh?? Kya hua sab theek toh hai??

Mukesh-Ye bhaiya pata nahi misunderstanding hai maybe..

Main-Haan bhai kon ho tumlog??

Main Jaan bujh k naa samjh ban raha tha taaki kissi kaa Naam naa aae..

"Ye kon??"

Unmein se ek ne bola..

"ARREY Ye bhi hai Isko bhi lelo 3no k hath pair todney hain..

Vishaal Jawaab detey hue bola..

" Pakka??? "

" Haan Bhaiya"..

Mukesh-Oye.. Kyun?? Mera baap Gand chheel dega Tumhaari..

"Tere baap ko bolna dhundle Humein".. Maaro...

Main-Ek second chill chill.. Itani jaldbaaji theek nahi hai.. Pehle proof lene do..

Maine phone nikaala..

Main-So ye hai mera bhai Ye tumhara hissab kardega..

Chang-Hello Boys.. Wassup?? Tumhe pata hai Yahaan koi nahi aata toh bachne k chances 0 hain..


Maine recording suru ki mobile Mein..

Main-Mukesh Vikash idhar aajaao..

Woh dono mere pass aae.. Chang aage gaya..

Vikash-Kon hain yelog bhai??

Main-Tu bata be main kya bataaun..

Mukesh-No idea bhai..

Main--Ab pata chal jaayega..

Mukesh-Chalo fir..

Main-Kahaan??

Mukesh-Uski help nahi karni??

Main-Naa woh theek hai.. Bus sawaal mat karna just enjoy the show..

Chang aage gaya toh unmein se sabse Pehle ek lamba tagda londa aaya Hockey hawa Mein uthaae lekin uski hockey niche aati usase Pehle Chang ne ek jumping kick di uske munh par woh bechaare kaa attack bich Mein he over hogaya woh filmy style Mein ghum k niche girra Chang ne uski hockey stick uthaai or woh khadda ho he raha tha usase Pehle ussne di stick theek uske jabdey k Uppar or bhenchod woh itani brutally lagi ki maadarchod kaa munh he ghumm gaya.. Saale k daant waant gaye honge.. Woh niche girra or chilaane laga munh pakkad k.. Agli Stick di Chang ne uske ghutne par.. Ufff.. Woh uchalla or fir passar gaya chillatey hue.. Uska jabda gaya uska ghutana 100% tutt gaya.. Ye dekh ab 3 bandey aaye Chang ki taraf or 2 aae meri taraf..

Main-Bhenchod movies nahi dekhte kya tumlog Ek banda ladd raha hota hai sabko usase laddna hota hai.. Fuck.. Mukesh mera phone pakkad recording nahi rukkni caahiye..

Ye dono Woh they Sunil and Vishal jissne kal Maar khaai thi college Mein.. Unke cehre abhi dhakke they but jab ye log uss Alto Mein baithey they tab nahi dhakke they toh pehchaan gaya main..

Main-Wassup bitch..

Sunil ne mujhe maarni caahi hockey lekin main easily bach gaya piche hattke or abki baar maari Vishal ne main abki baar bacha lekin piche nahi hatta badle Mein Sunil k lawde par di laat woh piche hatta or deewar se satt gaya apna lawda pakkad k.. Vishal aaya meri taraf lekin bich mein Vikash aagaya or usko diya ek punch londa beshak jyaada heavy naa ho lekin punch bahot he bhayaanak maara..

Main-Shabbas..

Vikash ne uski hockey stick uthaake mujhe di or main Jutta Vishal ko maarne lekin aisi jagah maar raha tha usko main ki haddi naa tuttey but Dard ho bahot jyaada. Jaise uska pichwaada uska pait uska hath.. Sunil ko Vikash ne laat maari as woh Pehle he recover nahi hua tha.. Or recover hua toh main uske piche douda.. Woh bechaara Bhaag bhi nahi paaya.. And fir suru ki uski parade maine toda kuch nahi lekin bacha bhi kuch nahi woh chillaae niche padda padda.. Usko Uppar se leke niche takk jhaad diya.. Or fir Vishal ko di.. Chang k Saamne Koi chance nahi tha unke pass literally like 1% bhi nahi.. Chang ne 5 ko toda maine Dhyaan naa diya toh ussne halki halki jyaada he service kardi.. Haddiyaan toh harr ek ki tutti totally.. 1 banda bacha woh Bhaag gaya Baaki sabko leta diya..

Main-Bus be..

Ye sun Chang turant rukk gaya..

Main Vishal or Mukesh k pass aaya jo paddey - 2 rengg rahe they..

Main-Idhar dekh be chutiye.. Kya bola tha?? Matt karna try.. Dekhliya ab?? Fir Jaao hospital.. Or Haan Dhyaan rakh video hai mere pass Police wolice Mein Jaane se Pehle sochlena thoda. Samjha?? Ambulance bulaale..

Ye bol main wahaan se Mukesh and Vikash k pass aaya..

Main-Chalo nikalo...

Vikash-Shakal toh dekhein bhai..

Main-Sunil Vishal hain MSc waale.. Puri story baadmein.. Abhi bhaago

Vikash-OK..

Chang ne ek kaa phone liya usase and fingerprint se open kiya and ambulance bulaa di ussne.. And humlog nikale wahaan se waapis ghar ki taraf..

Chang - Fuck.. Log pata nahi kya logic se gangs ikatha karletey hain.. Gang le aae skills Kahaan se laaenge??

Main-Hospital se..

Chang--LOL..

Main-Surprisingly iske boss log samjh gaye they even unhone he bola mujhe ki ye hoga but ye naa samjhe..

Chang - Ab samjh jaayenge..

Main-Warna fir samjhaadenge..

Continued..

Bahot behtareen shaandaar lajawab update bhai
Bahot khoob superb

 

[Kamran khan 1077]

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[Naik]

Update-150(WTF!!!)
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Ab unka ilaaj karke me and Chang waapis ghar aagaye thodi derr Baad Ambulance ki awaaj aai and then gayi.. Ok ab sudhar gaye honge...khair mujhe koi khass farak nahi padda isase and main apne kaam Mein laga and by kaam I mean so gaya.. Next day subah college k liye Ready tha Mukesh or Vikash aae pick karne..

Mukesh-Bhai ab toh batao kya scene tha kalse system he samjh nahi aaraha hai..

Main-Bata raha hun lekin kissi dusare ko nahi bataana..

Mukesh-jaisa aap kaho .

Maine unhe bataaya ki kya hua uss din..

Main-Toh ab unhone mujhe Tumhaare sath dekha toh Tumhaare piche aae..

Mukesh ne literally chalti bike roukk di ye sab sunn kar..

Mukes-Aapne Jagat ko fodd diya??

Main-Yeah.. Orr bhi they uske sath.. Lekin Dhyaan rahe ladaai ho jhagda ho gussa ho nasha ho ye Baat bhull kar bhi Saamne aai toh munh fod dunga..

Mukesh-Ji bhai bilkul.. Lekin mouj kardi bhai..

Vikash-Or bhai woh Rambo kon tha kal??

Main-Mera bada bhai..

Vikash-Bhai khaata kya hai woh?

Main-Khaana obviously..

Vikash-Mereko uss jaisa banana hai bhai..

Muke-Same kya karna padega bhai??

Main-Dobara janam lena padega.. Chal hatt college aagya Baaki baadmein..

Main unhe parking Mein chhod aage ko badha toh Jagat or uske kal waale sathi wahaan khaddey they apna munh faade..

Jagat-Good Morning sir..

Main-Wassup..

Jagat-Aap he kaa wait kar rahe they sir..

Main-Ok tu sawaal kare usase Pehle bata dun yes maine unki gand fod di college waale they unko kam maara Baaki kai din hospital ki sewa lenge.. Thats about it..

Jagat - Sir kai din?? Kuch Toh hafton k liye bed par gaye.. Main kal millke aaya unse.. Sir ek kaa toh jaw kaa operation hoga ye nahi samjh aaya Munh Kahaan hai uska..

Main-I know.. Bola toh tha bahaar miloge toh jyaada maardunga.. Beta maine kiya he ye sab hai padhai k alaawa bus yahi aata hai ek..

Jagat-Or Sir..

Main-Chaltey-2 bol time horaha hai class kaa attendance lagaani hai bc mujhe..

Jagat-Ab toh maaf kiya naa sir Humein??

Main-Maaf?? Mujhse kyun maafi maang raha hai bhai..Woh bus ek baar maara tha usase mere dushman nahi ban gaye tumlog, woh personal nahi tha woh professional tha.. Fir Keh raha hun I don't give a fuck...

Jagat-Sir kon ho aap?? I mean kaise karletey ho ye sab??

Main-Bore matt Maar..

"Ankit Sir"??

Main piche mudda toh Neha mam thi hum rukke woh aage aai..

Main-Morning Neha mam..

Neha-Good Morning..

Ye sun maine Jagat ko ghurra..

Jagat-Oh very good morning mam..

Sab-Good morning mam..

Neha-Good Morning.. Tumlog theek toh ho??

Jagat-Ji mam Humein kya hoga bhalla..

Neha-Itane saree kabse hogaye tumlog..

Jagat-Jabse sir ne humari aankhein kholi tabse mam..

Main-Boring.. Nikalo..

Jagat-Ji Sir..

Ye sun Jagat turant Mudd gaya or uske sath Baaki sab gaye..

Neha-Interesting.. You were right about that yelog sachmein sudhar gaye hain..

Main-Kind of.. By the way you are looking extremely beautiful..

Neha-Thankyou.. Thankyou.. You too looking dashing..

Main-Thanks..

Humlog Staff room Mein aae Sign wagairaah kiye or dono bahaar aaye..


"" "Ankit Ji"???

Main piche mudda toh ek shaks khadda tha police ki uniform Mein inspector tha ummar hogi 40-45 Name Tag tha Rakesh Kumar.. Mujhe laga koi marwaa gaya apni gand kal waalon Mein se..

Main-Ji Boliye..

Rakesh-Aapne pehchaana nahi mujhe actually main Mukesh kaa dad hun and Vikash kaa Cacha..Neha toh jaanti hai mujhe ache se..

Neha-Ji bhaiya.. Kaise ho aap..

Rakesh - Badhiya Neha..

Main-Arrey aaiye aaiye Sir please baithiye..

Rakesh-Arrey nahi Sir jyaada time nahi lunga aapki class hogi naa.. Actually main specially Thankyou Kehne he aaya tha aapko..

Main - Thankyou??

Rakesh-Arrey humare 2 naalayakon ko aapne sudhaar diya itana jaldi..

Main-Maine?

Rak-Ji.. Wohlog Pehle week Mein 2 din muskil se college aatey they ab rojj aatey hain..

Neha-Actually Unka naa aane kaa issue ye tha ki kuch seniors se dikkat thi unko jo unhe pareshaan kartey they ab woh Ankit ji k sath aatey hain toh koi kuch nahi kehta unhe ab darr nahi hai kissi kaa unko..

Rak-Or toh or Raatko 12 baje takk padh rahe hotey hain.. Boltey hain Ankit Bhaiya kaa kaam karna hai.. Mujhe toh vishwaash nahi hota.. Or ek main baat Mukesh toh cigarettes peene laga tha maine samjhaya nahi maana terrace par jaake smoke karta tha ab woh bhi bandh hai bola Ankit bhaiya ki guidelines hain.. Uske Baad fir roukk nahi paaya main khudko aapse milne se..

Main-Arrey aisa kuch nahi hai Rakesh ji actually Anjaan sehar Mein sabse Pehle woh dono he close hue they mere or kaafi ache bache hain mereko liye bina college nahi aatey koi kaam ho turant help kartey hain so badle Mein maine bhi help kardi that's it.. Bache bure nahi hain thoda behak gaye they bus..

Rakesh-Aapki thodi c help ne jindagi badal di unki.. Uske liye bahot-2 dhanywaad aapka..

Main-Arrey bhai sahaab ab sharminda kar rahe hain aap mera farj hai woh.. Mere chote bhai ki tarah hain woh chinta matt kijiye aap..

Rakesh - Ji.. Fir bhi jitana thanks kahun kam hai.. Shukriya mujhe time dene k liye late horaha hoga aapko.. Or Haan kabhi kahin meri jarurat paddey toh ye lijiye mera number.. Kabhi bhi call kijiye..

Main-Ji jarur thanks..

Rakesh-Acha ji chalta hun..

Woh wahaan se nikala Main or Neha idhar class k taraf chal paddey

Neha-You are something else let me tell you.. You are inspirational..

Main-Oh Thankyou..Chalo class Mein chalte hain..

Ab mujhe koi dikkat nahi thi college Mein pure din students se acha response mill raha tha 20 minutes kaa he study time leta class Mein main sab khuss they kaafi students k parents milne aaye mujhse or sab k sab happy response leke aae next 10 din Mein College kaa most respected teacher ban gaya tha main Principal kaafi khuss tha inn sab se.. Sab sahi chal raha tha koi bakchodi nahi kar raha tha aaram se class's over hoti and main seedha ghar aajata life sahi thi sab set tha..Next 10 din full speed se nikale ekdum swiftly..

Lekin woh kehtey haina meri kismat kabtak chupp baith jaati bhalla.. Ek din raat ko humlog ne dinner finish kiya he tha ki door knock hua Ami ne gate khola toh Aunty thi i mean humari landlady .kaafi worried thi woh..

Main-Aunty kya hua??

Aunty-Beta tere uncle phone nahi utha rahe shyaam ko Transport circle waali shop kaa kiraaya lene gaye they 4 maheene kaa kiraaya atkka hai wahaan, toh aaj khud gaye they ab phone bhi nahi lag raha.. Galat log hain beta wahaan mujhe toh tension horahi hai..

Main-Koi Baat nahi Aunty main check kar aata hun.. Aap address dedijiye..

Chang-Main chalta hun sath..

Aunty ne ek paper par address likha..

Aunty-Ye beta.. Apni bike lejaana beta.. Abhi auto kam he milenge wahaan k liye..

Main-Ji Aunty..

Aunty-Or beta Dhyaan se..

Main-Chinta matt karo Aunty.. Ami Aunty kaa Dhyaan rakho..

Hum dono bahaar aae Uncle k pass bhi bullet hai lekin simple saa Plaine fouji type bullet hai no additional bakchodi jo acha hai.. Maine bullet nikaala or Main or Chang nikale..

Chang-Kya lagta hai boss??,

Main-Dekhte hain.. Phone wagairaah hogaya hoga off Orr auto naa milla hoga.. Yaa Gaadi leke gaye hain??

Chang-Naa Gaadi toh khaddi thi ghar he..

Main-Bus toh fir Auto naa milla hoga..

15 minute kaa raasta tha wahaan se humlog pohanchey toh basically ye ek transport area tha mechanics ki shops wagairaah and autoparts shops ye sab tha bahot bada area tha ye bade - 2 trucks wagairaah khaddey they udhar..

Chang-Shop number 32, 33 and 34.. hain..

Main-Ye 28 takk hain Yahaan aage waali line Mein hoga..

Humlog piche ki side gaye toh ye area bilkul sunshaan tha bhenchod Yahaan koi mechanics shop nahi thi bus waise he shops thi 28 se 35 takk ek line Mein.. Maine bike roukki or uttare bike se..Idhar udhar Najar maari toh sab saaf tha..

Chang--Ye dono toh bandh hain.. Bahaar se locked hai..

Main-Ye shutter andar se bandh hai or andar light bhi on hai.. Andar se awaaj aarahi hai.. Ssshhh.

Maine shutter se kaan satta diye andar kaafi cehal Pehal thi yaa i multiple log they andar.

"Ye budhau marega aaj nahi maana toh".

"abhi jaan Se nahi maarna hai be sign karwaalenge bus" fir Sadak par patak denge maarke accident kaa case banega..

"Sign kar toh nahi raha adiyal fouji hai"..

Main shutter se durr hatta.

Main-Yahaan hai and it is bad.. Dusara raasta dekh koi..

Chang--Uppar khidki hai..

Main-Uppar chaddenge kaise.

Chang - Woh piche se next dukaan k side Mein balcony k Uppar se woh dekho..

Chang ne apne phone ki light maartey hue dikhaaya mujhe raasta Uppar Jaane kaa..

Main-Nice.. Tu Jaa Pehle.. Quick..

Chang bhaari easily chadd gaya side waali dukaan k Uppar or Uppar se fir light dikhai ussne main chaddne laga and kuch kathinaaiyon k baad main bhi Uppar aaya.. Or jiss dukaan Mein Humein Jaana tha usski taraf aae.. Yahaan bus yahi dukaan thi jisme Uppar room they Baaki single floor ki dukaanein he thi..

Chang khidki kaa kaanch toddne he waala tha lekin dhakka dete he woh khull gayi..

Chang--Well that's good..

Chang jump maarke uss khidki Mein gaya uske piche piche main gaya toh hum Uppar ek hall Mein enter hue Uppar lights off thi bus niche se light aarahi thi halki c.. Seedhiyaan Saamne thi toh humlog seedhiyon se niche aane lage dabe paanv main aage Chang mere piche tha.. Bich Mein aake niche kaa scene clear hua toh mere munh se nikala "Holy Fuck No Way Bc"..

Chang - Oh My fucking God.. What the fuck???


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Ab kia kaand ho gaya
Ab kisko apni fodwani h
Bahot bbehtareen shaandaar update bhai
Lajawab

 

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Update-151(Not Again)

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Niche kaa scene ye tha ki niche hall Mein atleat 12-13 bandey they or wohlog white powder pack kar rahe they vehicle parts Mein.. It means drugs.. Or kuch picha chhode naa chhode ye drugs mera picha nahi chhodenge maadarchod.. Fuck..

Chang--Nice..nice..drugs.. Woooww.. Oh my god i am shocked.. Ufff.. Oh drugs.. Fuck..

Main - Kya karein??

Chang-Kya he karein?? Uncle ko liye bina jaana nahi hai warna subah laash he milegi..

Main-Oh hell no woh toh sath jaayenge..

Chang - Then??

Main - Let's go up..

Main waapis Uppar gaya Jahaan maine ek kapda dekha tha woh kapda faada maine or mere munh par baandha dusara hissa Chang ne apne munh par baandha.. And then seedhiyo par apna phone set kiya recording on karke bc koi risk naa caahiye tha mujhe harr cheej ki recording jaruri thi taaki aage agar ye sab Saamne aae toh main isko easily self defence prove kar shakun.

Chang-Ab..

Main-Ab niche..

Ye bolke main ekdum casually seedhiyon se niche uttara maano apne ghar Mein he hun main. Ek baar ko toh kissi ne Dhyaan he nahi diya mere taraf..

Main-Hello Guyss. Guyss...

Ye sun sab apni - 2 jagah rukk gaye..

"Ye kon hai maadarchod"..

Chang-(Awaaj badalke) Batman bhosdk.. Mask dekh k kya lagta hai..

"A kon hai saale or Yahaan kya kar rahe ho"..

Main-Ab dekho scene ye hai main hun undercover NCB(Narcotics Control Bureau) or ye hai mera partner Humein sab pata hai kya kar rahe ho tumlog yahaann. Main 2 options deta hun tumhe sab k sab Bhaag Jaao ye sab Yahaan chhodke yaa fir 2 tum sabko maarenge hum..

"Rukk maadarchod"..

Ye bolke ek bhaddi shakal kaa mota saa aadmi meri taraf badha ek chaaku liye.. Chaaku maadarchod literally meri ungali jitana bada tha.. Woh aage aaya toh wahaan rakha tha ek truck kaa silencer Maine piche hath karke woh uthaya or jaise he woh maadarchod mere pass bhi aaya main laaya silencer piche se ghumaake uska chaaku waala hath Uthpaata usase Pehle woh silencer laga uske sir k bich on bich..

"Dhannnnn"..

Maadarchod ghanti c baji or woh girra niche Pehle apne ghutano par or fir apne munh k ball..

Main-Wassup??

Ab kuch seconds k liye toh Baaki hogaye blank or fir bhaage sab koi talwaar nikaal raha boxes k nich se koi rod uthaa raha Gaadiyon waali.. Ab jissne talwaar nikaali thi woh bhaaga Chang ki taraf. Maine abtak woh jhant bharr kaa Chaaku uthaa liya tha tabtak woh uchala Chang ko talwaar maarne k liye Chang ne usse aane diya hatta nahi woh.. Or jaise he woh hawa Mein kudda Chang side Mein hatta or maine maara woh chaaku faink k jo seedha uss bandey k chaati Mein jaake laga halka tha toh andar takk nahi gaya, ab woh kaam Chang ne kiya woh kuch samjh pata usase Pehle ussne maara dhakka uss chaaku ko he Chaaku pura dhans gaya uski chaati Mein Woh chilaaya Chang ne uske hath se talwaar cheeni or uske chaati se chaaku nikaala or dobara uski shoulder or neck k joint par ghonp diya woh banda girra niche..

Ab ek banda aaya meri taraf toh Chang ne bhaagtey ko he maara chaaku faink k or woh chaaku jaake laga uski gardan Mein Woh banda wahin girr gaya..

Chang-Aise fainktey hain boss halke chaaku ko..

Main-Achaa beta..

Ab unki bheed aagayi 3 bandey aaye meri taraf.. Mere pass ek silencer tha jo heavy tha or unke pass rods thi.. Mujhe unka samaan lena tha unse.. Issliye jab ek banda rod leke meri taraf bhaaga chilaatey hue toh maine woh silencer uske pairon Mein maara faink k jo laga toh nahi usko but usko niche girane k liye kaafi tha, woh usme fanss kar girra munh k ball maine jhatke se usase rod cheeni or uske piche jo banda aaraha tha usko di ghumaake woh banda mujhe distract dekh maarne aaraha tha lekin meri rod lagi uski ribs mein bhaari power k sath woh bechara tedha hogaya or side Mein boxes par girra jaake.. Usko maartey he main mudda piche woh niche waala banda khadda ho he gaya tha maine Pehle toh laat maari uske munh par usko firr niche girraaya or fir maari rod uske Uppar jo pata nahi kya sochke ussne apne hath se roukkani caahi woh rod lagi uski elbow k Uppar "Bhattt" karke ekdum haddi par lagi, gayi ye toh woh gand faad chilaaya bhai sahaab.. Fir maari maine ek laat uske lawde par woh karwat lekar mujhse durr Jaane laga lekin jaata Kahaan agli rod di maine uske ghutne k Uppar same ghutna gaya uska bhai woh banda itana chilaaya ki pucho Matt.. Ab main aaya last bandey k pass woh mujhse piche he hattne laga toh maine saale ko rod he maari faink kar woh hilla bhi nahi, rod lagi uske munh k Uppar or woh girra niche main douda uski taraf.. Chang ko talwaar milli hui thi toh woh cheer faad kar raha tha ek taraf.. Khair maine Apni rod uthaai or woh banda khadda ho paata usase Pehle di woh rod uske munh par ek dum sateek jabdey k Uppar woh ghumm k girra niche or hogaya behosh turant.. Uske Baad di maine rod uske kandhe par.. Woh ekdum se chilaata hua honsh Mein aaya.. Or kuch samjh paata tabtak ek rod rakh di maine uske ghutne par.. Inko Jaan se nahi maarna tha mereko.. Lambe se lambe time takk k liye hospital bhejna tha.. Woh ghutne par lagtey he firr behonsh hogaya.. Uska jabbada bc khoon se lathpath tha.. Main dusare waale k pass aaya jiski ribs par rod maari thi maine woh ribs pakkadey boxes k bich padda tha.. Uske pass tha ek chaaku badhiya waala woh niche girra tha maine Chaaku uthaaya then usko pakkad k uthaaya ussne meri najaron se najar milaane kaa try kiya lekin usase Pehle maine chaaku ghonp diya uski jaangh Mein then dussri jaangh Mein then kandhe par then dusare kandhe par literally uske Uppar dherr Saare cuts maardiye maine.. Woh bechara niche girra behonsh hoke.. Ab ek bacha tha jo halka fulka honsh Mein tha..Chang ne kissi ko naa baksha tha Marra koi nahi tha but high chances they wohlog ab jindagi bharr kuch kar nahi paaenge..

Maine uss bandey ko uthaaya woh behonsh hone ki kagaar parr tha..

Main-Jab honsh aae tab apne boss ko bolna uska baap aagaya hai..

Actually mujhe uske boss se ghanta farak nahi padta tha or naa he mujhe usase koi matlab tha mujhe bus unko confuse karna tha ab woh Humein dhund nahi paaenge..

Usko samjhaake maine di rod uske munh par or woh girra niche bechara niche girrne se Pehle he behonsh tha woh..

Main-Check kar koi honsh Mein Hai yaa nahi.. And then cctv wagairaah dekh andar koi hai toh nahi.. Hoga nahi kyunki bahaar he naa tha cctv toh koi.. Main uncle ko dhundata hun..

Ye bol main Uppar aaya mera phone uthaaya recording off ki and then light on karke Uppar k rooms check kiye usme se ek room Mein They uncle almost behonsh he they woh drugs diye gaye they unko maine unko sahaara deke uthaaya or niche leke aaya..

Chang-Boss.. Ye dekho...

Chang ne ek chota saa bag dikhaaya mujhe jisme they paise kaafi Saare paise 500-500 ki gaddiyaan thi.

Chang-Ye le chalte hain Inke boss ko pata chalega ki koi paisa legaya toh samjhega koi opossite gang waalon ne kiya hai apna naam nahi aaega..

Chang ki baat Mein point tha bc Humein toh Lund dhund lega aise.. Or paise Jaane k Baad toh woh apne dushmano ko he target karega..

Main-Uthaale.. Sun main shutter se bahaar jaunga tu yahin rukk shutter firse andar se bandh kardena and waapis Uppar khidki se bahaar Aa..

Chang-OK boss..

Wahaan Paani ki bottle rakhi thi ek maine woh uthaai or uncle ko leke bahaar nikala Chang ne mere piche shutter bandh kiya.Maine woh Paani ki bottle daali uncle k sir k Uppar unke munh par then unhe jorr jorr se jhinjhod diya tab ki unhone ulti maine Chhod diya unko or ek side hatta.. Ab honsh aaega unko.. Tabtak Chang aagaya ussne bike chalaai uncle ko bich Mein bithaaya Humne woh honsh Mein aarahe they but ahista - 2.. Main piche baitha or Chang nikala.. Ab uncle k munh par thandi thandi hawa lagi toh unki aankhein khulli..

Uncle-Beta?? Tumlog??

Main-Hi uncle..

Uncle-Kya hua?? Main Kahaan hun??

Main-Aap they Kahaan..

Uncle-Main toh transport Nagar Mein rent lene gaya tha unhone badtameezi ki or fir kuch Yaad Nahi hai mujhe..

Main-Arrey behonsh hogaye they aap wahaan Khaana kam kardiya hai kya? Chakkar khaake girr paddey aap wohlog bhi darr gaye unhe laga unka naam hoga kuch hua toh issliye humare jaate he Pehle toh rent diya unhone pura kaa pura..kitana tha rent??

Uncle-Rent hogaya 8000 per shop 3 shops hain toh 24000 per month 4 months kaa baaki tha toh hogaya..

Main-96000. Unhone 1 lakh 45 hajaar dediye 2 month extra bhi..

Uncle-Hain?? Sachmuch??

Main-Ji bahot darr gaye they wohlog.. Police case hoga unhe laga..

Uncle-Pata nahi kya hua chakkar toh abhi bhi aarahe hain..

Main-Dawaai wagairaah liya karo uncle time se..

Ab acha hua uncle ko kuch Yaad Nahi tha. Yaad hota toh koi different story sunaani padti jo taiyaari thi obviously mere pass.. Koi issue nahi tha police case hoga nahi unmein se 1-2 ko abhi honsh aaega woh apne boss ko call karenge wohlog aaenge and bus baat dabb jaayegi.. Thats it.. Humaara koi link millega nahi wahaan or agar milla bhi uncle k through toh hum takk kaise pohanchenge bhalla.. Or pohanch bhi gaye toh same haalat unki hogi.. Because i dont give a fuck..

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Bahot behtareen zaberdast shaandaar update bhai

 

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Update-153(I Did It Again)

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Ab woh hogaye total 8 woh meri taraf aane lage. Unmein se mostly khaali hath he they bus 4 k pass dandey they un 8 Mein se..

Woh sablog meri taraf aae..

"Deepak Bhai ye dekho..

Ye sun ek banda aage aaya ye tha unka leader i guess Deepak.. Woh mere pass aaya..

Deepak - Kya kar raha haibe?? Pata nahi college bandh hai..

Main-Sorry bhai Jaa nahi paaya darr gaya tha..

Deepak - konse group kaa hai tu??

Main-Main toh teacher hun bhai..

Deepak - OH. Acha.. Isko chhodo be teachers ko Jaane do. Orr koi hai Yahaan??

Main-nahi bhai akela hun main..

Deepak - Achaa. Bhaag Jaao master ji firr toh.. Tumlog khaddey kya ho be kamre check karo..

Main-Arrey kya karoge kamre dekh k.. Koi nahi hai..

Deepak-Master chutiya naa banao Jagat idhar he aaya hai or idhar he hai tumhe baksh raha hun nikal lo.. Warna dekh rahe ho ye?? Hockey gand Mein daalke niche faink dunga...

Ussne apni hockey meri chest Mein point kartey hue kaha.

Main-Ek second tumlog college k ho kya??

Deepak-Naa.. Students dikh rahe hain tujhe hum?? Bhosdk..

Main-Sab k sab outsiders??

Deepak - Haao..ab jaata hai ya dun?

Main-Well I am really sorry for you then.

Maine jhatke se uske hath se hockey cheeni or woh banda react kar paata usase Pehle di uski naak k Uppar woh piche ko hatta tab mujhe milla time maine hockey di usko puri ghumaake naak or munh k bichon bich woh girra niche ab uske sathi failey hue they alag alag rooms ki taraf toh mere liye easy tha.wohlog aae meri taraf or Main bhaaga aage waalon ki taraf bhaagtey hue ek ki hockey se bacha main or jump maarke uske piche waale ko maara apna ghutna uske munh k Uppar woh girra niche or main uske Uppar girra khadda hua or ghumtey he piche waale ko di hockey taangon par woh bhi girra niche or niche girrtey he Maine di hockey uski chaati Mein saale kaa Saara interior gaya hoga woh wahin late gaya ab jisko ghutna maara tha woh uthne laga tha toh maine muddtey he di hockey uske kaan k Uppar Jo bhayanak lagi or woh deewar se takraaya and wahin late gaya ab piche se bandey aagaye they wohlog lage mujhe maarne toh main bachtey hue seedhiyon Mein aaya or aatey he jo aage tha uski taang mein fansaake hockey khinch lee woh girra or seedhiyon parr ludakta hua Jaane laga niche.. Ab Uppar 2 bache ek piche hatt gaya or ek aage jhapta main bacha usase or usko ek hath se dhakka diya piche or waapis Uppar chaddha and jump maarke di hockey uske sirr k bichon bich uski hockey chutti hath se or woh wahin girr padda.. Dusare k pass hockey nahi thi toh woh aage badhke jukha or dusare ki hockey uthane laga Waah bhenchod main toh waise he khadda hun idhar.. Jaise he jukha maine di laat uske munh k Uppar woh girra piche jaake or girrtey he di maine hockey uski taang k Uppar woh chilaaya bechara tab agla waar hua uske munh k Uppar ekdum perfectly uske munh k Uppar daant andar ko chale gaye honge maadarchod k woh wahin behosh hogaya.. Ab Uppar bache 2 bandey or woh dono he uss Deepak ko sambhalne Mein busy they inshort fattu they.. Tab mujhe seedhiyon se aai awaaj..

"Uppar hai ek maadarchod mujhe faink diya niche.."

"Chal Chal"..

Main seedhiyon se ek side chuppa or wohlog aae bhaagtey hue maine 2 ko toh Uppar aane diye uske Baad nikala or piche waalon k Uppar ghumaai hockey wohlog 2 they ek sath or timing aisi set hui ki dono k he thobdey par lagi hockey ek toh waapis gaya seedhiyon se girrta hua or dusare ko kam lagi woh thoda piche hatta tab di maine kick usko jump maarke dono pair uski chaati Mein jadd diye woh seedhiyon Mein uchallta hua piche deewar se takraaya.. Ab jo 2 Uppar aachuke they woh doudey meri taraf ek k pass danda tha normal saa danda chaddi he lagaalo ussne woh maara mujhe maine roukka nahi kyunki lagna toh tha nahi or maine woh time utilize kiya apni hockey Mein or di uske pait Mein uski dandi lagi mujhe or meri hockey lagi usse woh bhenchod piche ko jaake girra.. Ab uske dusare sathi k pass kuch bhi nahi tha toh woh bhaaga dussri side Jahaan Deepak padda tha.. Jaane do baadmein dekhunga fattu logon ko.. Ab jisko pait Mein maara tha woh apna pait pakkad k utha balcony ki deewar kaa sahaara leke tab di maine khaddey khaddey he laat uske munh k Uppar woh bhenchod railing k Uppar se he gaya niche.. Jyaada unchaai nahi thi or niche ghaas he tha toh hath pair he tuttenge... Ye Pehle kyun nahi dekha bc maine.. Ab aao maadarchod.. Niche se aae 4 bandey or 1 toh abhi abhi seedhiyon se uddta hua gaya tha wahi tha.. Maine Uppar aane he naa diya maadarchod log ko main seedhiyon Mein he aagaya kyunki seedhiyon Mein jagah kam thi jisase wohlog ek sath nahi attack kar shaktey they.. Issliye main unki taraf gaya or jo sabse aage tha usko di Uppar se munh par laat woh bechaara fir ludakta hua niche gaya.. Or aage waala aaya meri taraf hockey maari ussne mujhe maine apni hockey se roukki or badle Mein di ek laat uske munh par.. Main Uppar tha seedhiyon Mein or wohlog niche jo ek or plus point tha kyunki meri laatein ekdum on point lag rahi thi bhenchod.. Laat usko lagi woh bechaara piche ko gaya or apne piche waale ko bhi legaya niche girrtey hue.. Ab bacha ek usske pass ek Mota danda tha ussne maarna caaha meri taangon Mein toh main kuddke waapis seedhiyon se Uppar hall Mein aaya or woh Uppar aaya mere piche toh maine hockey maari faink k usske munh par ussne hath se roukki jarur but woh keval distraction thi uss hockey k piche piche main aagaya tha maine diya uske munh par punch or agle he pall jhatke se uska danda cheena or bhenchod ghumm k diya uss maadarchod ki ribs Mein Woh gand faad chilaaya or apne ghutano par girr padda abki baar maara danda maine uski pith Mein Woh sapaat lait gaya niche.. Ye milla dhangkaa hathyaar hockey bc Light thi.. Ab woh niche waale aane lage Uppar or mujhe dekh wahin rukk gayee samjh gaye they woh ki seedhiyon Mein fir maarunga unko..

Main-Aao be aao darr kya rahe ho lo piche hatt gaya main..

Ye bol main ultey paon kuch kadam piche hatta jo unhone Maan liya or Uppar aane lage..

Main-Just kidding..

Ye bol main waapis bhaaga unki taraf.. Height kaa advantage liya or Pehle waale ko diya munh k Uppar woh danda abki baar permanently gaya niche woh or Baaki 2 Uppar aagaye lekin Uppar aake Lund kuch karliya ek toh nihatha tha or wahi banda aage tha mere ab maadarchod piche ko bhaage jisase uska sathi bhi confuse hogaya or maine diya uske pith par he woh Danda woh apne sathi k pairon Mein girra jisase mujhe milla mouka or piche waale ko diya woh danda chaati Mein Woh piche deewar se satt gaya ab niche waale ko laat maari maine lawde k Uppar woh lawda pakkad chilaane laga or piche waala dandey se recover ho paata usase Pehle ek or diya maine abki baar uske lawde par saale ki Goti munh Mein aagayi hongi.. Woh apne ghutano par girra tab di maine laat uske munh k Uppar uska sirr piche deewar se takraaya or power itani thi ki fatt gaya hoga uska sirr.. Ab maine woh niche waale ki baari thi usko paddey-2 ko pail diya maine tab 2 bandey or aae Uppar jisme se ek tha Akshay Sharma.. Woh mujhe maarta dekh wahi rukk gaya banda hatta katta tha kaafi.. Woh Uppar aaya apne attitude Mein..

Akshay-Kya horaha hai Yahaan??

Tab dikha usse woh hallway karhaatey hue logon se bharra hua uski aankhein bahaar aane ko hogayi.

Akshay-Yu. E. Eye ye.. Tune kiya hai??

Maine aage toh bolne he nahi diya maadarchod ko woh danda maara uske pait Mein Woh girra ulti kartey hue apne ghutano par ye dekh uska sathi bhaaga niche ki taraf but maine maara danda faink k uski pith Mein woh munh k ball girra seedhiyon Mein or main gaya uske piche piche Pehle toh danda uthaya or jaise he uske pass pohancha usko niche paddey ko he maara danda maine kulhe k Uppar saale kaa dhaancha hill gaya, pura vibrate hogaya chilaatey hue woh or agla diya uski knee k Uppar bus khel khatam woh rone laga chilaatey hue bhenchod.. Main waapis Uppar aaya toh Woh Akshay deewar kaa sahaara leke thook raha tha tha.. Main piche se aaya or maara danda uske pichwaade k Uppar full power se woh munh k ball girra niche or girrtey he ek danda diya uske ghutne k Uppar woh chilaatey hue utha..

Main-Ab rukk bhaagna matt..


Ye bol main gaya aage ki taraf Jahaan woh 3 bakchod baithe they.. Mujhe apni taraf Aata dekh unhone hath khadddey kardiye.. Maadarchod surrender kar rahe hain bolo..

Main gaya aage or jaate he unko toh bolne takk na diya Pehle ko maara danda uske ribs Mein Woh chilaatey hue wahin girr padda or dusara hatta piche toh maine di laat usko woh girra niche teesra aaya mujhe maarne.. Punch uthaya maarne k liye ussne toh maine danda uske punch par he Maar diya woh gand faad chilaaya.. Ab main Neha waale room k close tha toh unhe sunaai degaya or andar se Neha ki awaaj aai..

Neha-Kya horaha hai bahaar?? Ankit are you all right??

Main-Oh main theek hun yelog aapis Mein he Ladd rahe hain..

Last banda mere Saamne railing kaa sahara leke khadda hua or maine usko maari SPARTAAAA waali kick woh railing k Uppar se gaya niche.. Nice.. That was sick..

Maine woh hallway dekha suru se end takk log paddey they.. Main waapis uss Akshay k pass aaya.. Woh baitha tha deewar kaa sahara leke..

"Or Nahi Please Main toh bus dekhne aaya tha"..

Main-Orr nahi maarunga be.. Student hai tu bach gaya Listen to me here i got only 1 wish i want to ask you.. Keep This Politics out of the college please I am tired of beating people like you I don't have time.. Agar meri khopdi khiski toh bahot jyaada maarunga i promise..

Akshay-You are an Animal..

Main-Oh No I am a Monster..

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Update-154(EXPOSED!!!!!!!)


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Un sab ko dhone k Baad main waapis room k pass aaya Uska gate khola.. Toh sablog bahaar nikale..

Neha-Tum theek toh ho??

Main-Oh yeah i am perfectly fine.. Yahan kuch or bandey aaye they maybe Jagat tere sathi they aapas Mein Ladd liye yelog..

Jagat ki aankh or gand dono fatt gayi kyunki unko maalum tha ye maine he kiya hai..

Jagat-Gh. Hmahaan.. Maine call kiya tha shayad.. Aa gaye honge..

Main-Perfect then.. Lets go..

Humlog nikale wahaan se.. College k andar shayad yelog he they Baaki bahaar lage hue they issliye sablog ne parking se apne apne vehicles nikaale Orr back gate se bahaar nikalne lage.. Mukesh ne bike nikaali or Humlog nikale uspar..

Mukesh-Bhai ho kya aap?? What the hell? Aisa toh movies Mein Bhi nahi hota..

Main-I'm just built different.

Vikash-Itana different?? Itane Saare Bandon ko akela fodd diya.. How is this even possible..?

Mukesh-Bhai aap Mein super powers toh nahi haina??

Main-Haina I am smart and they were not..

Mukesh-Oh my god.. That was crazy.. What the hell..

Vikash-Bhai thoda bahot he sikhaa do please..

Main-Main keval physics sikha shakta hun that's it. Roukk be mera ghar aagaya aage kidhar jaayega..

Vikash-Oh sorry bhai..

Bike rukki main uttara.

Main-Bye guys..


Ye bolke main andar aaya toh Ami TV dekh rahi thi or Chang andar tha woh bhi bahaar aaya..

Chang-Oh god aaj fir fight hui??

Maine usko ghurra..

Chang-I mean obvious hai kapdey kharaab hain hath par kharonch hain..

Main-Yeah.. You are getting smart..

Chang-Kya hua??

Maine unko bataaya..

Ami-Nice. Apni life issi Mein reh jaayegi boss..

Main-True.. How is this even happening.. Mujhe laga tha Roorkee bahot he shant sehar hai...

Chang-India Mein Filhaal kuch shant nahi hai..

Main-True.. Bc harr jagah ki lagi paddi hai..

Maine nahaake kapdey change kiye and fir movies dekhne laga dinner takk movies he dekhi.. Dinner aaya Dinner finish kiya he tha ki mera phone baja jo unknown number se tha..

Main-Hello..

Saamne se ek aadmi ki awaaj aai..

Aadmi-Raman bol raha hun.. Ankit ji se baat horahi hai??

Main-Kon Raman??


Aadmi - Manoj Gupta ji kaa PA..

Main-Kon Manoj Gupta??

Raman-Hello??

Main-Haan Kon Manoj??

Raman-Arrey bhai Neta ji. Neta ji ko nahi jaantey Home and Education Minister Uttarakhand.. Tum Sahi Ankit he bol rahe ho naa?? Laxmi college waale??

Main-Oh Manoj Gupta aise bolo naa mujhe Manoj Garuda sunaai diya Arrey bhaiya Neta ji ko kaise nahi jaanenge bhalla..

Actually mujhe lawda nahi pata tha maadarchod kon hai ye lekin Cabinet minister hai toh respect jaruri hai bhenchod..

Raman-Haan Neta ji millna caah rahe they aapse.. Kal aajaaiye Kothi par Subah 9 baje..

Main-Naa Subah college Jaana hota hai bhai mereko..

Raman-Kal college bandh hai bhai..

Main-Kyun??

Raman-Arrey aaj itana sab hua thoda time toh lagega..

Main-Oh oh.. Ji fir aajaunga kal.. Address bhejdijiye aap..

Raman-Ji..

Call disconnected..

Main-What the fuck.. Isko kya caahiye ab..

Ami-Kon??

Maine bataaya unko..

Chang-What the fuck.. Itana popular bhi nahi hona tha boss..

Main-True..

Ami-Ab.??nikal lein?? Paise bahot hain or kahin settle hojaaenge..

Main-Lol true.. Lekin kuch hoga tab nikal lenge abhi jaankaari toh lelein kya chakkar hai or kya guarantee hai Jahaan set honge wahaan ye sab nahi hoga..

Chang--Main chalunga sath.. Bahaar kahin rukk jaaunga..

Ami-Main kya karun??

Main-Tu samaan pack karle kuch hua toh gayab bhi hona hai..

Ami-Lol..

What the fuck just happened.. Maine Uss bandey ko Google kiya Manoj Gupta toh actually ye bahot badi film thi Uttarakhand Mein like kaafi badi film Uttarakhand Mein CM k barabar tha ye or ruling party kaa sabse bada leader.. Rowdy banda hai Uttarakhand k bade bade log darrtey hain isase.. Or news wagairaah padh k jitana gather hua usase ye saaf tha ki ye genuine achaa banda hai ache kaam karta hai.. Or yaa fir bahot jyaada acha hai apne kand chipaane mein..but maine Pehli possibility maani ki ye sachmein acha banda hai.. Par mujhse kya kaam hogaya isko or mujhe kaise Jaan gaya ye or mera number fir Kahaan se milla?? Ye sab questions k sath so gaya main.. Subah utha college off tha uska message late night aaya tha mere pass khair Subah utha fresh hua nahaake nasta kiya Chang bhi ready tha.. Humlog nikale uss address par jo mujhe message Mein aaya tha.. Aage chownk se auto liya address ekdum high class area kaa tha ye bade bade bungalows they lekin usme sabse alag thi aage chalke ek Kothi ekdum neat bc kaafi mast bani thi..

Chang bahaar rukkA main gate par aaya jahan police and guards they bahot Saare.. Maine apna naam bataaya mujhe rukkane kaa bola gaya and then andar se ek banda aaya 40-45 age rahi hogi safari kapdey pehne they ussne aankhon par chasma tha..

"Aaiye Aaiye Ankit ji" main Raman kal maine he call kiya tha..

Main-Namastey..

Raman-Ji parnaam.. Aaiye..

Main uske piche piche garden se hota hua andar aaya toh bc andar bhi ekdum full mahool set tha.. Ye bade bade sofas chaaron taraf lights and all.. Wahaan Saamne hall Mein Kuch log baithey they jisme se ek tha Manoj Gupta kal google par photo dekhi thi toh pehchaan gaya main usko.. Uske sath 3 bandey or they ek IPs officer tha and Baaki no idea.

Raman-Sir Ankit ji..

Ye sun ussne Uppar mujhe dekha or dekh k ek baar ko ghurra mujhe..

Manoj-SP sahaab aaplog samjh gaye honge?? Ab jaa shaktey ho aaplog..

Ye sun woh log uthey or salute maarke nikal gaye.. Ab wahaan bache main woh PA and Manoj.. Woh utha mujhse hath millaaya, mujhe ghurrtey hue ..

Manoj-Aaiye Ankit Ji baithiye.. Maafi caahunga yun achaanak bulaane k liye..

Main-Ji koi Baat nahi.. Boliye kya sewa kar shakta hun main aapki??

Ye sun woh rukka or apne PA ko ishaara kiya bahaar Jaane k liye..

Ab wahaan hall Mein bache main or Manoj..

Manoj - Tum AP ho? HAINA??? juth Matt bolna ye chehra or ye awaaj naa naa dhoka nahi khaa shakta main.. 100% Tum AP ho haina??

Ye sun laga mujhe shock.. Main jhat se khadda hogaya..

Main-Kya kon??


Manoj-Oh mujhse majaak nahi AP sahaab I am 100% sure ye tum he ho.. Bahot dekha or Suna hai tumhe.. Cehre se laga tha mujhe fir laga no way ye kaise possible hai then Tumhaari awaaj ne sab clear Kardiya..

Main-Fuck..

Manoj-Iska matlab tum he ho.. Arrey Arrey Arrey.. Kamaal Kamaal..

Ye bol woh forcefully mujhse Galle milla..

Manoj-Kamaal he hogaya.. AP khud meri state Mein Meri district Mein even mere Saamne Waah..

Main-Yeah ab AP kuch nahi hai I am just a normal guy..

Manoj-Sherr ko uski family se alag kardiya jaaye uska matlab ye nahi hota ki woh kamjor hogaya hai AP sahaab..

Main-No AP only Ankit please..

Manoj-My bad.. Lekin ye sab kaise?? Or Haan don't worry mera koi intention nahi hai aapki pehchaan kharaab karne ka.. Your secret is safe with me..

Main-Well you know they kicked me out so I had to do something then main Yahaan aaya and kaise naa kaise karke Yahaan job par lag gaya ab students ko padhaata hun..

Manoj-Roorkee dhanya hogayi tumhaare aane se.. Gajab he hogaya mujhe toh yakeen he nahi horaha abhi takk.. Main Surendra k time se follow kar raha hun tumhe Surendra jo tha uska humare CM sahaab k sath koi issue tha toh uske Jaane se hum tumse jyaada khuss hue they.. Mere alaawa kissi ne nahi pehchaana tumhe??

Main-Yep..

Manoj-Ye kaise possible hai bhalla. Well dekha jaae toh khudko ache se disguise kiya hai tumne or bhalla kon sochega AP khud unke Saamne hai..

Main-Kind of.. Ab aap boliye kya sewa karun??

Manoj-Sewa?? Sewa toh bahot karni hai tumhe.. Actually maine tumhe Yahaan kyun bulaaya tha pata hai?? Actually kal jo bandey aapne pittey woh mere log they..

Ye sun maine ghurra usko..

Manoj-Naa naa.. I know kya soch rahe ho tum ki main bura aadmi hun naa naa actually puri story suniye kal ka pura protest staged tha hypothetically speaking maanlo Maine karwaya tha uske 3 main reason they 1st College or uske aas pass waali dukaaein, godowns ko chaan maarna I mean search karna.. 2nd Jagat ko iske bich iss tarah se torture karna ki woh bus ek dushmani Mein ki gayi harkat lage.. 3rd Jagat k piche jo hai college Mein uska pata lagaana..

Main-Ye sab kyun??

Manoj-Ye sab issliye ki College illegal activities kaa adda ban raha hai drugs toh dhadalle se chal rahe hain uss area Mein 3 college hain ek tumhara ek medical college and ek female college toh best spot hai woh aisi activities k liye.. Or police kuch nahi kar paa rahi pata nahi kya he jaal chal raha hai iske piche kon hai kaise hai kuch nahi pata. Police k andar uske kaafi sources hain toh police ki help bekaar thi issliye ye sab karwaaya tha maine taaki kuch information mille or kuch ho toh bhi naam protesters kaa aae.. Or Humein laga tha wahaan kahin naa kahin kuch naa kuch toh millega he..

Main-Good plan..

Manoj-But humare plan ko tumne khatam kardiya.. Main soch raha tha ki aisa kon aagaya ki sab ko akele he fod diya tab Akshay ne bataaya ki tum teacher ho wahaan or college Mein president se Uppar ho Filhaal maine Yahaan bulaaya issi liye tha tumhe ki help maang lunga samjhaake as students sunte hain Tumhaari lekin Yahaan aake toh scene he badal gaya..

Main-Ab??

Manoj-Ab aapko humari madad karni hai choti c..

Main-Kya??

Manoj-Jyaada kuch nahi wahi sab karna hai jo Haryana Mein kartey they.. Clean Uttarakhand..

Main-Oh Fuck No... Fuck fuck fuck no.. No way in fucking hell..

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Main-Oh hell no main koi help nahi karne waala fuck no fuck no fuck no.. Pehle help karke abhi takk pachta raha hun or nahi..


Manoj-tum sachmuch AP he he ho naa?? AP kabse logon ki help karne se piche hattne laga..

Main - Fuck helping people.. They suck.. Bhenchod itani help ki, badle Mein Kya milla?? Pichwaade par laat..

Manoj-But Yahaan badle Mein millega aapko..

Main-Kya??

Manoj-Jo aapko caahiye woh..

Main-Mujhe kuch nahi caahiye bus shanti se jeene do..

Manoj-Bus ye caahiye toh dedunga.. Tumhe jaise karna hai jab karna hai jo karna hai woh karo.. Koi kuch nahi kahega tumhe. Or badle Mein tumhaara secret ek secret he rahega..

Main-Ye toh dhamki hogayi...

Manoj-Dhamki he lagaalo..

Main-Yaad haina court ne kya order diya tha mujhe?? Koi bhi violent crime Mein involve hua toh meri aisi taisi kardenge woh..

Manoj-Acha toh kal jo mere ladkon ko peeta woh violent nahi tha??

Main-Woh toh self defense tha..

Manoj-Bus toh fir itana toh jaanta hun tumhe main self defense k Naam par tum aadhe bharat kaa kachra saaf kar shaktey ho.. Bolo galat hun kya main??

Main-Nope..

Manoj-Come on AP I know aise nahi reh shaktey tum teacher banke?? Come on tumhara mann Maan jaata hai ye sab k liye?? I know you love to fight crime and you want to.. I promise tumhe kuch nahi hone dunga..

Main-Agar hua toh??

Manoj-Fir tum kuch bhi karna mere sath..

Main-Dekhlo mera " kuch bhi" bahot bura hota hai..

Manoj-Mujhe koi issue nahi hai AP main ek simple saa aadmi hun jo apne logon ko safe rakhna chaahta hai I don't want anything else agar kahin bhi lage maine tumhe thoda saa bhi dhoka diya hai you can do whatever you want.. And also you can do anything you want..

Main-OK i am in.. Also ye conversation mere mobile Mein recorded hai and abtak backup mere cloud mein chala gaya hoga so don't double cross me kyunki video full HD Mein Hai.


Manoj-I won't.. Then we have a deal??

Main-Yes..

Manoj-So kya caahiye tumhe?

Main-Bus time keval time tumse yahi caahiye mujhe or apna munh bandh rakhna.. Tumhaari biwi ko bhi nahi bataana ye sab..

Manoj-Too bad meri biwi toh swarg sidhaar gayi AP..

Main-OK i mean kissi ko bhi nahi.. Or no AP keval Ankit..

Manoj-Or Haan College Mein Koi dikkat naa hogi tumhe Akshay mera banda hai usko main boldunga ki tum mere Khaas ho or koi dikkat naa aae..

Main-Woh bhaddi shakal kaa Maar khaaega sabse Pehle toh..

Manoj-Aisa matt karna mere Relation Mein Hai woh.. Ye mera personal number hai koi help caahiye ho choti yaa badi call me main arrange karwaaunga... I pray to you please help us..Coincidence dekh rahe ho?? Bhagwaan ne khud bheja hai tumhe humari help k liye..

Main-Oh believe me Bhagwaan hai he nahi hota toh main Yahaan nahi hota.. Thanks have a good day..

Ye bol main wapis mudda wahan se.. Mujhe hansi aarahi thi bhenchod no way ye sab horaha hai mere sath.. What are the fucking chances bhenchod.. Fuck.. Lekin you know what I am happy its ok koi naa.. Waise bhi aaj nahi toh kal aisa kuch hona he tha main khud he involve hojaata lekin ab mere pass Uttarakhand k sabse powerful aadmi kaa support tha toh ye sab easy hojaaega..

Or sabse important baat mera mind occupied rahega or frustration nikaalne ko koi naa koi millta rahega.. This is great..

Lund kaa great maadarchod.. Abhi takk samjha nahi tu logon ki madad karne kaa nateeja kya hota hai?? Lawde.. Maadarchod.. Chutiya he rahega..

Abe practically dekh ye toh hona he tha.. But ab humare chances high hain.. Or sabse main baat humare pass ek powerful banda hai jiski help se main un logon ki gand maarunga jinhone mujhe Yahaan bheja samjh bhosdk aise he Haan nahi boli andar maine sab socha hai fir kiya hai.. Cbi, judge lawyer sab ki Maa chod dunga ab..

Really?? Oh hell yeah fir I am in.. Main ready hun.

"Kahaan?? Mujhe bhull gaye they kya".

Main khudse baat karne Mein itana busy tha ki Chang k pass se nikal gaya..

Main-Sorry..

Chang - Kya hua??

Main-Maanega nahi tu..

Maine bataaya usko sab..

Chang-Fuck this shit.. Boss apan jaaraha hai Himalayas par Dhyaan lagaane..i am done with this shit.. Meri life puri hochuki hai.. Bus or nahi seh shakta ye chindi chorr logon ko main.. Inko maarne kaa he reh gaya main.. Fuck..

Mujhe Chang par hansi aagayi..

Main-Aaja aaja.. Koi naa..

Chang--Nice boss.. Kya kishmat hai.. Fuck... I mean fuck..

Auto rukkawaaya Humne or usme baith Ghar aaye Ami ko sab bataaya Same usse bhi vishwas nahi hua usse laga hum majaak kar rahe hain ussne samaan pack kar rakha tha nikalne k liye.. Fir maine usko recorded video dikhaai and bus woh bokhla gayi.. Usko shant karwaya.. Jo easy nahi tha..

Aaj kaa din nikala planning Mein maine Chang ko lagaaya kaam par Suruwaat karwaai woh shop se Jahaan kand kiya tha aakhir drugs wahaan bahot jyaada they.. Aaj kaa din nikala next day college open tha main as usual ready hoke Mukesh Vikash kaa wait kar raha tha bahaar khadda hoke ki Uncle ne awaaj deke bulaaya mujhe.. Aunty bhi wahin thi..

Main-Ji uncle..

Uncle-Kya uncle, pagal tu rojj aise college jaata hai acha lagta hai?

Main-Matlab??

Uncle - Aise bike par 3 - 3 baith kar.. Ajeeb nahi lagta..

Main-Kind of.. But main issue hai i hate driving jiska main reason hai I am too lazy to drive.

Aunty - Sun Lazy matt ban or impression bana college Mein yahi toh ummar hai.. Apni Gaadi lejaaya kar..

Main-Arrey naa naa aunty..its ok..

Aunty-Kya ok.. Itana sab kiya hai tune humare liye hum kya ye bhi nahi kar shaktey.. Or waise bhi ye Gaadi khaddi-2 sadd he rahi hai.. Toh tu use karle iski condition bhi sahi rahegi or teri help hojaaegi..

Main-Aunty main..

Uncle- Ye le chaabi.. Or naa bola toh main ghar khaali karwaalunga.. Simple as that.. Jaa Jaa Gaadi lejaa..

Ye bol uncle ne mere munh par gate bandh kardiya.. What the fuck log Kitana easily trust karletey hain sabko.. Lekin its good.. Uncle k pass Creta thi Sx shayad bahot he badhiya Gaadi hai cover nikaala toh dhool jami hui thi Gaadi par.. White color Mein or mast lag rahi thi bc.. 16-17 lakh ka hoga ye model.. But lit car hai overall.. Maine bahaar nikaali shed Mein se.. Tab Aaye Mukesh or Vikash..

Main-Oye idhar..

Mukesh-Nayi car leli bhai party?

Main-Haan sure.. Bike khaddi kardey idhar aajao let's go..

Unhone bike wahaan car ki jagah park ki and mere sath Gaadi Mein aaye..

Main-Wash karwaani hai car koi jagah bata pass Mein...

Mukesh-Ye Saamne left Mein.. Woh Saamne hai.

Hum shop par pohanchey jo abhi open he hui thi Gaadi khaddi ki..

Mukesh-Bhai ab Akshay se durr rehna hai aapko..

Main-Akshay?? Apna chela hai Akshay.. Woh toh kal bus dikhaane ko maardiye usko.. Uski aukaat nahi hai apne takk ki..

Mukesh-Hainn??

Main-Yep. Don't worry.. College apna he hai ab..


Car wash hui bc ekdum lit lag rahi thi humlog nikale college k liye.. College aae Parking Mein Gaye Gaadi park ki or wahaan se andar ki taraf aaye.. Staff room Mein aaya sign kiye and seedha class Mein gaya aaj late hogaya tha carwash ki wajah se toh seedha class Mein aaya.. Ab mere pass 2 kaam they college Mein karne ko ek padhaana and 2nd planning.. Iss drug game kaa sabse chota mohra tha Jagat or ussi se suru karna tha mujhe I know usse khud nahi pata tha woh kya kar raha hai pata hota usse toh pakkad leta main.. Usase kaam karwaya Jaa raha tha or koi issi college kaa banda karwa raha tha fir woh caahe teacher ho student ya fir peon..Or woh shaks tha iss game ka dusara mohra uske Baad or bhi milenge.. Ab bore nahi horaha tha main karne ko bahot kuch tha mere pass.. Mujhe Akshay se millna tha woh aaj college nahi aaya tha hospital Mein tha kal tak aajaaega no worries koi jaldbaaji nahi karni thi.. And sabse achi baat ye thi iss college Mein sasbe Uppar main tha Filhaal Saari powers yahin thi and sabko pata hai jab mere pass power hoti hai tab main kya karta hun..I hunt people.. Thats what I do that's what I love to do and that's what I am best at..

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