Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

[AP 316]

WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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[Hunterrrr69]

Update-180(Trapped????)

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Deva-Ussne Isko jinda chhodke ye bhi prove kar diya ki ye uske yaa humare koi kaam ki nahi hai or kaam ka banda hai Dilawar usse Dilawar caahiye lekin usase Pehle hum Dilawar ko pakkad lenge.. Abeer abhi se lagjaao sab k sab right fucking now. Mujhe Dilawar caahiye kissi bhi kimat par.. Jinda yaa murda.. Abhi se search suru kardo..

Abeer-Ji bhai..


Main-Hahahaha.. They can't beat me.. No one can... Ab wohlog he Humein Dilawar takk pohanchwaadenge..Chang, Ami Najar rakho Anjali or team k Uppar wohlog ab Humein Dilawar takk leke jaayenge.. Lekin durr se..

Chang--On it boss..

OH this game is getting interesting and I love it..

Humne dinner kiya and Ami and Chang nikal he rahe they ki mera phone baja jo new number se tha..

"Bhai Jatin Bol raha hun.."

Main-Bol..

Jatin-Ye lawyer ko uthwaaliya bhai maine..

Main-Really??

Jatin-Yep.. Boliye bhai Delivery Kahaan karni hai??

Main-Tu Jahaan Mahima se milla tha tere khet Mein tubewell k Uppar udhar leke pohanch main aaraha hun..

Jatin - aadhe ghantey Mein pohancha bhai..

Call disconnected..

Main-Chang Rukk main drop kardunga tumhe.

Chang - Kya hua??

Maine bataaya unko..

Chang - OH hell fucking yeah..

Ami-Finally.. Sabse important toh yahi tha boss..

Chang - Isko thokdoge??

Main-Nahi.. Isko Jatin k pass wahin rakhunga kuch din woh sewa karega iski or jab Yahaan sab khatam hojaaega tab jaatey jaatey usse Hospital bed par pack kartey hue nikal lenge Yahaan se..

Chang - Wonderful..

OH aaj toh good news par good news he mill rahi hain.. Main Bhai and team se bahot aage chal raha tha iss game Mein bahot jyaada aage.. And i like it..

Humlog uss khataara swift Mein nikale jo Chang khareed kar laaya tha black meim. Bahot jyaada used thi woh Gaadi bc..

Main-Isase ghatiya Gaadi naa milli tujhe??

Chang - Haan nano or Maruti 800 thi wahaan.. Sabse theek yahi thi.. Main kya karun ab..

Main-Chala isko or kya karega..

Ami-Lol..

Main-Dhyaan rakhna Wohlog normal aadmi nahi hain jinka picha karliya or sab mill gaya wohlog smart hain bahot jyaada toh durri banaae rakhna specially Abeer ho toh.. Woh log humessa apni aankhein khulli rakhtey hain..

Ami-Don't worry boss we got this..

Main-Thats what I like to hear.. Bus roukk dey be Headquarters k andar leke jaaega bhosdk..

Police headquarters se thoda piche he Gaadi roukki Chang ne wahaan se bc jalla hua part ekdum clearly visibile tha uss building kaa fuck.. Humlog uttare or main driver seat par aaya.

Main-Woh dekh woh dekh Ajay Deepak or Rajat..

Ajay Deepak and Rajat wahaan headquarters ki stairs par khaddey Sutta pee rahe they..

Main-Matlab Saari team yahin hai.. Gajab..

Ami-Yep.. Seems like it..

Main-Lag Jaao fir.. Andar matt Jaana Ami tu kissi bhi kimat par.. Main pick karne nahi aaunga auto se aana main wahaan se seedha jaake so jaaunga.. Or Haan Auto apne area se thoda piche he rukwa lena..

Chang - Lage hath ABCD bhi sikha he do boss..

Main-See you.. Dhyaan se..

Wahaan se maine Gaadi ghumaai or seedha gaon ki side aaya mere gaon k andar se nikala main kyunki mere gaon k Baad Jatin kaa gaon aata hai.. Wahaan se main un kheton Mein aaya Jahaan Mahima or Jatin ki mulaqat hui thi ye Jatin k khet hain idhar.. Abki baar Gaadi maine seedha aage he le Lee uss tubewell waale kamre k pass.. Jatin nahi aaya tha toh maine usko call kiya..

Jatin-Haan bhai bus nikal liya city se.. 5 he minute..

Main-OK.. Aankh or munh bandh haina??

Jatin-Haan bhai Gaadi ki dicki Mein Hai.. Main or mera bhai he hain keval.. Bandon ko piche he Chhod aaya..

Main-OK aaja..

Call disconnected..

Main Gaadi k bonut par baitha or cigarette jalaa Lee.. Mere just saamne nehar thi or Nehar k dussri taraf humare khet they, woh place bc bahot miss karta hun main wahaan aage nehar k Uppar pull hai Jahaan humlog nahaane aatey they bhai k sath..Uske Baad bade hue toh suru suru Mein chupp kar daru bhi wahin khet Mein baith k peetey they fir ghar jaatey they or bhai harr baar pakkad letey they.. Woh khet woh mahool woh hawa.. Bc I miss this fucking shit.. Main apne khayaalon se bahaar aaya jab piche se ek Gaadi ki headlights mere uppar paddi. Woh Gaadi aake wahaan rukki or usme se Jatin or uska bhai uttare..

Main-Waah.. Net 5 minute..

Jatin-Bus kya bhai..

Main-Nikal saale ko..

Jatin-Chotu nikaal maadarchod ko..

Uske bhai ne Dicki se uss vakeel ko nikaala or usko leke humlog uss tubewell waale room k pass laae Jahaan ek light bulb on tha or uske Uppar ek laakh machhar bhin bhina rahe they.. Uske munh par kapda dhakka hua tha..

Jatin-Hataaun??

Main-Yeah..

Jatin ne uske cehre se woh kapda hataaya toh ekdum roshni ki wajah se uski aankhein bandh hogayi uske munh mein abhi bhi kapda thussa hua tha.. Finally ussne ahista - 2 aankhein kholi.. Jatin ne uske munh se kapda nikaala..

Main-Wassup Parshant babu.. Kaise ho??

Prashant-a. A. A. AP?? Tum ho??

Main-Yeah.. Kyun daadhi se maat khaagaya naa bhosdk..

Jatin-First time main khud naa pehchaan paaya tha bhai jab awaaj suni toh pehchaana.Toh ye toh kya he pehchaanega..

Prashant-Kkk. Kya caahiye tumhe??

Main-100 crore.. Dega??

Jatin-Bol maadarchod..

Main-Tujhe bola tha bhen k lawde ki bhullunga nahi..

Pars-Maiiinn..main bus apni job kar raha tha..

Main-Na naa naa. Beta ye bahana nahi chalega.. Teri job meri gand marwa gayi.. Bhen k...

Iss bich mujhe wahan kutton k bhokne ki awaaj aai..

Jatin-Ye dekh saale kuttey bhukkein hain aaj teri boti boti karke kutton ko khilaaunga..

Main-Ek second.. Sssshhhhh... Sshhh.

Wohlog chup hue tab mujhe kuch halchal sunaai di.. Or kutton ki awaaj mere taraf he aarahi thi..

Main-Kahaan se or kaise uthaaya isko??

Jatin-Easy tha bhai saala evening walk par nikala tha wahin dharr liya..

Main-Guards nahi they iske sath??

Jatin-Naa bhai..

Main-No fucking way ye trap hai bhosdk..

Mera itana bolna tha ki Saamne kheton Mein Ek sath bahot Saari touches on hui or kuch toh humare bilkul Saamne thi.. Or uske baad bahot sare police waale nikal ke Saamne aaye or bahot sare kaa matlab like at least 50-60 honge..

Main-Nice.. Fuck bhenchod..

Jatin - OH fuck..

Main-isko pata tha agla number iska tha or iske sath guards nahi they iska matlab isko bait banaaya police waalon ne..

Jatin-Bhai i am sorry.. M mm.. Mujhe mujhe kuch bhi nahi pata tha.. Muje laga easy hai uthaa le..

Humaare or police waalon k bich 30 meter kaa gap tha. Tab wahaan megaphone Mein se Anjali ki awaaj aai..

Anjali-AP we know tum Yahaan ho.. You are surrounded bhaagne ki koi jagah nahi hai.. So lets make this easy on yourself surrender now and we can talk about this..

Prashant - Hahahaha.. Tujhe kya laga tha..? Tere jitana dimag he nahi hai mere pass. Hain?? Hahaha.. Ek baar fir maine teri jindagi ki gand marwaadi..

Abki baar megaphone Mein se Abeer ki awaaj aai..

Abeer-I know Sun raha hai tu.. AP surrender kardey don't make this hard.. Koi chance nahi hai bhaagne kaa AP surrender.. 4on taraf police hai.. AP.. Listen.. Just give up..

Jatin - Bhai.. Aap bus ishaara do banduk loaded hai..

Main-Na naa bhosdk naa naa.. Bandukk toh touch bhi nahi karna.. Yelog kissi bhi kimat par mere Uppar goli nahi chalaaenge.. Lekin agar Humne firing ki toh fir yelog bhi firing karenge or maadarchod ye dekh 4on taraf hain wohlog.. Itani goliyaan padengi ki sareer ki challni banaadenge wohlog..

Jatin-Toh bhai?

Main-Piche dekh.. Nehar keval ek maatar option wahi hai..

Jatin-Full Paani Chhod rakha hai Nehar Mein bhai marwaaoge kya.. Yaad haina full Paani Kitana tejj chalta hai??


Main-Bhosdk.. Mera bhagna jaruri hai.. Tumlog bus ek kaam karna Bhaago agar pakkadey bhi jaane waale ho toh bus apni guns fainkdena Nehar Mein or surrender kardena.. Keval kidnapping kaa case lagega or jamaanat main karwaadunga..

Jatin-Ye sahi hai.. Aapka nikalna jaruri hai bhai hum nipat lenge..

Abeer-AP... Dog squad, dogs ko release karne waala hai..

Jatin-Bhenchod kuttey hain sath.. Bhai Nehar.. Nehar..

Chotu-Haan bhai Nehar.. Inke kuttey maadarchod noch khaate hain..

Parshant-(Chilaake) Yelog Nehar se bhaagne waale hain..

Chotu - Teri Maa ki chut..

Ye bolke Chotu ne maara uske munh par punch or humlog bhaage piche ki side.. Piche police waale kam they or nehar sabse safe way thi.. Humlog bhaage or piche jo police waale they woh aage badhe apni tourch liye maine bhaagtey hue maara jump or mere Saamne waale police waale ko maare apne dono ghutney uski chaati Mein Woh niche girra main uske Uppar girra woh naa uthne waala tha aaj.. Chotu ne apne waale ko khet Mein dhakka dediya.. Jatin k Saamne 2 they or unmein se ek k pass Tazerr tha.. Fuck that.. Bhenchod ye lag gaya toh yahin padda reh jaaunga shock Mein .. Jatin ne dusare ko toh maardiya dhakka lekin woh Pehla uspar Tazer chalane he waala tha ki maine maara piche se usko dhakka or Chotu ne maari uske lawde par laat..

Chotu-Bhaago bhai..

Humlog bhaage piche waale police waale bhi kaafi close aagaye they or unhone Chhod diye kuttey bhenchod..

Main-Oh fuck..

Main gand faad Bhaaga kyunki kuttey ne daboch liya toh maadarchod khaa he jaaega..

Chotu-Bhaago bhai Bhaago..Jatin bhaag..

Bhenchod aadhi city ki police Uppar se unke kuttey then tazers k sath maadarchod gand he maarlo...fuck.. Run bitch run..

Continued..

Ye galat kand hogya ab aayega Maja AP Vs DEVA start ho chuka hai ab tie hogya match
Let see next move kya Hoga AP

 

[Aakash.]

Till now I felt that everything is going according to our plan but it turned upside down, I did not think so at all.
As always the update was great, You are writing very well, Now let's see what happens next, Till then waiting for the next part of the story.
Thank You...
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[ragish7357]

surprise update
thnx for this surprise bro
and suprbb update bhai
ap fucked up
let's wait for next

 

[Tahirtahir111]

Zabardast update

 

[Mr. Nobody]

Short but amazing update bhai... Maja aa gaya..

 

[Tripuri chakraborty]

Awesome update

 

[abhven]

Waiting

 

[Sharma]

AP vs Deva....kon jitega...

 

[Naik]

Update-180(Trapped????)

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Deva-Ussne Isko jinda chhodke ye bhi prove kar diya ki ye uske yaa humare koi kaam ki nahi hai or kaam ka banda hai Dilawar usse Dilawar caahiye lekin usase Pehle hum Dilawar ko pakkad lenge.. Abeer abhi se lagjaao sab k sab right fucking now. Mujhe Dilawar caahiye kissi bhi kimat par.. Jinda yaa murda.. Abhi se search suru kardo..

Abeer-Ji bhai..


Main-Hahahaha.. They can't beat me.. No one can... Ab wohlog he Humein Dilawar takk pohanchwaadenge..Chang, Ami Najar rakho Anjali or team k Uppar wohlog ab Humein Dilawar takk leke jaayenge.. Lekin durr se..

Chang--On it boss..

OH this game is getting interesting and I love it..

Humne dinner kiya and Ami and Chang nikal he rahe they ki mera phone baja jo new number se tha..

"Bhai Jatin Bol raha hun.."

Main-Bol..

Jatin-Ye lawyer ko uthwaaliya bhai maine..

Main-Really??

Jatin-Yep.. Boliye bhai Delivery Kahaan karni hai??

Main-Tu Jahaan Mahima se milla tha tere khet Mein tubewell k Uppar udhar leke pohanch main aaraha hun..

Jatin - aadhe ghantey Mein pohancha bhai..

Call disconnected..

Main-Chang Rukk main drop kardunga tumhe.

Chang - Kya hua??

Maine bataaya unko..

Chang - OH hell fucking yeah..

Ami-Finally.. Sabse important toh yahi tha boss..

Chang - Isko thokdoge??

Main-Nahi.. Isko Jatin k pass wahin rakhunga kuch din woh sewa karega iski or jab Yahaan sab khatam hojaaega tab jaatey jaatey usse Hospital bed par pack kartey hue nikal lenge Yahaan se..

Chang - Wonderful..

OH aaj toh good news par good news he mill rahi hain.. Main Bhai and team se bahot aage chal raha tha iss game Mein bahot jyaada aage.. And i like it..

Humlog uss khataara swift Mein nikale jo Chang khareed kar laaya tha black meim. Bahot jyaada used thi woh Gaadi bc..

Main-Isase ghatiya Gaadi naa milli tujhe??

Chang - Haan nano or Maruti 800 thi wahaan.. Sabse theek yahi thi.. Main kya karun ab..

Main-Chala isko or kya karega..

Ami-Lol..

Main-Dhyaan rakhna Wohlog normal aadmi nahi hain jinka picha karliya or sab mill gaya wohlog smart hain bahot jyaada toh durri banaae rakhna specially Abeer ho toh.. Woh log humessa apni aankhein khulli rakhtey hain..

Ami-Don't worry boss we got this..

Main-Thats what I like to hear.. Bus roukk dey be Headquarters k andar leke jaaega bhosdk..

Police headquarters se thoda piche he Gaadi roukki Chang ne wahaan se bc jalla hua part ekdum clearly visibile tha uss building kaa fuck.. Humlog uttare or main driver seat par aaya.

Main-Woh dekh woh dekh Ajay Deepak or Rajat..

Ajay Deepak and Rajat wahaan headquarters ki stairs par khaddey Sutta pee rahe they..

Main-Matlab Saari team yahin hai.. Gajab..

Ami-Yep.. Seems like it..

Main-Lag Jaao fir.. Andar matt Jaana Ami tu kissi bhi kimat par.. Main pick karne nahi aaunga auto se aana main wahaan se seedha jaake so jaaunga.. Or Haan Auto apne area se thoda piche he rukwa lena..

Chang - Lage hath ABCD bhi sikha he do boss..

Main-See you.. Dhyaan se..

Wahaan se maine Gaadi ghumaai or seedha gaon ki side aaya mere gaon k andar se nikala main kyunki mere gaon k Baad Jatin kaa gaon aata hai.. Wahaan se main un kheton Mein aaya Jahaan Mahima or Jatin ki mulaqat hui thi ye Jatin k khet hain idhar.. Abki baar Gaadi maine seedha aage he le Lee uss tubewell waale kamre k pass.. Jatin nahi aaya tha toh maine usko call kiya..

Jatin-Haan bhai bus nikal liya city se.. 5 he minute..

Main-OK.. Aankh or munh bandh haina??

Jatin-Haan bhai Gaadi ki dicki Mein Hai.. Main or mera bhai he hain keval.. Bandon ko piche he Chhod aaya..

Main-OK aaja..

Call disconnected..

Main Gaadi k bonut par baitha or cigarette jalaa Lee.. Mere just saamne nehar thi or Nehar k dussri taraf humare khet they, woh place bc bahot miss karta hun main wahaan aage nehar k Uppar pull hai Jahaan humlog nahaane aatey they bhai k sath..Uske Baad bade hue toh suru suru Mein chupp kar daru bhi wahin khet Mein baith k peetey they fir ghar jaatey they or bhai harr baar pakkad letey they.. Woh khet woh mahool woh hawa.. Bc I miss this fucking shit.. Main apne khayaalon se bahaar aaya jab piche se ek Gaadi ki headlights mere uppar paddi. Woh Gaadi aake wahaan rukki or usme se Jatin or uska bhai uttare..

Main-Waah.. Net 5 minute..

Jatin-Bus kya bhai..

Main-Nikal saale ko..

Jatin-Chotu nikaal maadarchod ko..

Uske bhai ne Dicki se uss vakeel ko nikaala or usko leke humlog uss tubewell waale room k pass laae Jahaan ek light bulb on tha or uske Uppar ek laakh machhar bhin bhina rahe they.. Uske munh par kapda dhakka hua tha..

Jatin-Hataaun??

Main-Yeah..

Jatin ne uske cehre se woh kapda hataaya toh ekdum roshni ki wajah se uski aankhein bandh hogayi uske munh mein abhi bhi kapda thussa hua tha.. Finally ussne ahista - 2 aankhein kholi.. Jatin ne uske munh se kapda nikaala..

Main-Wassup Parshant babu.. Kaise ho??

Prashant-a. A. A. AP?? Tum ho??

Main-Yeah.. Kyun daadhi se maat khaagaya naa bhosdk..

Jatin-First time main khud naa pehchaan paaya tha bhai jab awaaj suni toh pehchaana.Toh ye toh kya he pehchaanega..

Prashant-Kkk. Kya caahiye tumhe??

Main-100 crore.. Dega??

Jatin-Bol maadarchod..

Main-Tujhe bola tha bhen k lawde ki bhullunga nahi..

Pars-Maiiinn..main bus apni job kar raha tha..

Main-Na naa naa. Beta ye bahana nahi chalega.. Teri job meri gand marwa gayi.. Bhen k...

Iss bich mujhe wahan kutton k bhokne ki awaaj aai..

Jatin-Ye dekh saale kuttey bhukkein hain aaj teri boti boti karke kutton ko khilaaunga..

Main-Ek second.. Sssshhhhh... Sshhh.

Wohlog chup hue tab mujhe kuch halchal sunaai di.. Or kutton ki awaaj mere taraf he aarahi thi..

Main-Kahaan se or kaise uthaaya isko??

Jatin-Easy tha bhai saala evening walk par nikala tha wahin dharr liya..

Main-Guards nahi they iske sath??

Jatin-Naa bhai..

Main-No fucking way ye trap hai bhosdk..

Mera itana bolna tha ki Saamne kheton Mein Ek sath bahot Saari touches on hui or kuch toh humare bilkul Saamne thi.. Or uske baad bahot sare police waale nikal ke Saamne aaye or bahot sare kaa matlab like at least 50-60 honge..

Main-Nice.. Fuck bhenchod..

Jatin - OH fuck..

Main-isko pata tha agla number iska tha or iske sath guards nahi they iska matlab isko bait banaaya police waalon ne..

Jatin-Bhai i am sorry.. M mm.. Mujhe mujhe kuch bhi nahi pata tha.. Muje laga easy hai uthaa le..

Humaare or police waalon k bich 30 meter kaa gap tha. Tab wahaan megaphone Mein se Anjali ki awaaj aai..

Anjali-AP we know tum Yahaan ho.. You are surrounded bhaagne ki koi jagah nahi hai.. So lets make this easy on yourself surrender now and we can talk about this..

Prashant - Hahahaha.. Tujhe kya laga tha..? Tere jitana dimag he nahi hai mere pass. Hain?? Hahaha.. Ek baar fir maine teri jindagi ki gand marwaadi..

Abki baar megaphone Mein se Abeer ki awaaj aai..

Abeer-I know Sun raha hai tu.. AP surrender kardey don't make this hard.. Koi chance nahi hai bhaagne kaa AP surrender.. 4on taraf police hai.. AP.. Listen.. Just give up..

Jatin - Bhai.. Aap bus ishaara do banduk loaded hai..

Main-Na naa bhosdk naa naa.. Bandukk toh touch bhi nahi karna.. Yelog kissi bhi kimat par mere Uppar goli nahi chalaaenge.. Lekin agar Humne firing ki toh fir yelog bhi firing karenge or maadarchod ye dekh 4on taraf hain wohlog.. Itani goliyaan padengi ki sareer ki challni banaadenge wohlog..

Jatin-Toh bhai?

Main-Piche dekh.. Nehar keval ek maatar option wahi hai..

Jatin-Full Paani Chhod rakha hai Nehar Mein bhai marwaaoge kya.. Yaad haina full Paani Kitana tejj chalta hai??


Main-Bhosdk.. Mera bhagna jaruri hai.. Tumlog bus ek kaam karna Bhaago agar pakkadey bhi jaane waale ho toh bus apni guns fainkdena Nehar Mein or surrender kardena.. Keval kidnapping kaa case lagega or jamaanat main karwaadunga..

Jatin-Ye sahi hai.. Aapka nikalna jaruri hai bhai hum nipat lenge..

Abeer-AP... Dog squad, dogs ko release karne waala hai..

Jatin-Bhenchod kuttey hain sath.. Bhai Nehar.. Nehar..

Chotu-Haan bhai Nehar.. Inke kuttey maadarchod noch khaate hain..

Parshant-(Chilaake) Yelog Nehar se bhaagne waale hain..

Chotu - Teri Maa ki chut..

Ye bolke Chotu ne maara uske munh par punch or humlog bhaage piche ki side.. Piche police waale kam they or nehar sabse safe way thi.. Humlog bhaage or piche jo police waale they woh aage badhe apni tourch liye maine bhaagtey hue maara jump or mere Saamne waale police waale ko maare apne dono ghutney uski chaati Mein Woh niche girra main uske Uppar girra woh naa uthne waala tha aaj.. Chotu ne apne waale ko khet Mein dhakka dediya.. Jatin k Saamne 2 they or unmein se ek k pass Tazerr tha.. Fuck that.. Bhenchod ye lag gaya toh yahin padda reh jaaunga shock Mein .. Jatin ne dusare ko toh maardiya dhakka lekin woh Pehla uspar Tazer chalane he waala tha ki maine maara piche se usko dhakka or Chotu ne maari uske lawde par laat..

Chotu-Bhaago bhai..

Humlog bhaage piche waale police waale bhi kaafi close aagaye they or unhone Chhod diye kuttey bhenchod..

Main-Oh fuck..

Main gand faad Bhaaga kyunki kuttey ne daboch liya toh maadarchod khaa he jaaega..

Chotu-Bhaago bhai Bhaago..Jatin bhaag..

Bhenchod aadhi city ki police Uppar se unke kuttey then tazers k sath maadarchod gand he maarlo...fuck.. Run bitch run..

Continued..

Bahot zaberdast shaandaar mazedaar lajawab update bhai
Bahot superb

 

[Sexy boy]

Fuck what the hell story is going to make fire on every angle bc lol bhai vs bhai but remember deva bhai se upar ko nahi hai. He is the one and only. He is damm smart I am sure he knows the mic in hall that's how he make AP ful. Abeer and Anjali are awesome they take dogs even with them lol now AP needs 2.0 as he makes damm deal dialogues are awesome specially the your one only AP.

Bhagwan hu bhoskdike awesome.

Waiting dammm next update