Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

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WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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Ab Saamne nehar thi lekin bich Mein Kuch jhaadiyan thi main toh bhenchod jhaadiyon k through he jump maargaya kyunki ek kutta mere itana close tha ki maadarchod 2 second or late hota Jump karne Mein toh bus wahin daboch leta.. Main jhaadiyon Mein se kudda toh saree jarur cheela bahot lekin Filhaal woh meri tension nahi thi..Even meri dono chappal bhi jhaadi Mein reh gayi thi lekin tension woh bhi nahi thi.. Main seedha nehar Mein niche gaya or Nehar jab full flow mein hoti hai toh gand faad pressure hota Hai.Lekin maine Saari ummar apni iss nehar par he nikaali hai.. Main Paani k niche chatpataaya.. Bc kuch naa dikh raha tha or Uppar se maadarchod main seedha nahi ho paaya.. Aise toh nahi marrna bhenchod dubb kar.. Fuck that..

Main nehar k bilkul niche aachuka tha and niche se maara maine apna pura dum Uppar.. Main Uppar jarur aagaya lekin bc Paani kaa flow ekdum heavy tha .. Fuckkk.. Maine aaram se sans lena caaha lekin pressure itana tha ki time nahi tha waste karne ko main Paani k bahaav k sath tairne laga toh mere side Mein nehar ki patri k Uppar kuch police waale Bhaag rahe they mere bagal Mein.. Jatin yaa Chotu dono kahan gaye koi idea nahi tha mujhe but unhe koi dikkat nahi thi bail karwaadunga lekin agar main fans gaya toh bhenchod gand Marr jaayegi.. Ab main waapis Paani k niche gaya taaki unki aankhon se durr hojaaun kyunki woh patri bus aage pull (bridge) takk he hai uske Baad nehar k sath sath chalna impossible hai mujhe bus wahaan takk pohanchana tha.. Or Paani full tha iska matlab pull ko touch kartey hue nikal raha hai Paani toh niche nahi hua toh khopdi futt jaayegi bhenchod.. Pull ki lights najar aarahi thi mujhe issliye maine last baar ek lamba sans liya or gaya niche ab pull k agli side nikalna tha mujhe.. Pull k niche pressure or jyaada tha kyunki Paani pull ko touch karke nikal raha tha. Niche gand fatt gayi meri lekin mujhe pata tha pull se aage nikal gaya toh main bach gaya samjho.. Or pull k niche mujhe Pehli baar pata chala ki Chotu or Jatin mere piche they kyunki pull ki lights Mein Paani k niche kaa scene clear hua mujhe lights itani strong thi ki mujhe unmein se ek ka nikalta hua khoon bhi clear dikh raha tha..

Finally pull cross hua or hum teeno he ek sath Paani k Uppar aae.. Bhenchod gand fatt gayi.. Fuckkk..

Lekin hum safe they ab bus Paani k bahaav k sath aage badhna tha or police waale Gaadi waadi leke aage takk pohanchenge tabtak toh gayab hojaenge humlog.. Ab hum Paani k bahaav ki madad se full speed se tairne lage.. Mere side Mein Jatin tha Chotu just piche tha.. Sareer k harr chedd Mein Paani bharr gaya tha bhenchod..

Juth nahi bolunga ab main soch raha tha pakkada jaata toh acha hota.. Bhenchod jail se bhaga letey mujhe.. Lekin Yahaan toh gand Marr gayi..Mere pair Mein Ek alag he type kaa Dard horaha tha bc jisse main tairtey time feel kar paa raha tha.. Bahot jyaada Dard.. Uske alaawa mere chille hue Sareer par Paani bahot jalla rahaa tha..

Main-(Chilaake) Agli khaand par nikal leneh.. Kheri waali aaegi..

Jatin-Aage waali par?? ?

Main-Haan Haan .

Khand unhe boltey hain jisase nehar kaa Paani gaon Mein pohanchaaaya jaata hai..Wahaan easily nikal shaktey they humlog.. Lekin mudda ye tha pata kaise chale ki khaand aagayi, bhenchod andhere Mein i mean feel hojaaega jab woh aaegi lekin pressure itana fast tha feel hoga tabtak toh usse cross kar chuke honge..

Main-(Chilaake) Nikal lo.. Nikal lo.. Maadarchod.. Nikal lo..

Main tairta hua kinaare ki side aaya or jaise he mujhe kuch pakkadne yaa rukkne kaa millega main nikalne waala tha Jatin or Chotu mere piche aagaye main nehar ki deewar se touch hotey hue aage badh raha tha or jaise he mujhe hath fansaane kaa kuch milla maine turant jhapat liya usko koi jhaadi thi junglee type ki kyunki ussne mujhe roukk liya itane tejj pressure Mein.. Jatin mere se pehle he rukk gaya tha lekin Chotu aage chala gaya.. Maine woh paid ko pakkada or turant jhatke se Uppar aaya risk nahi lena tha bc.. Pehle he effort Mein maine pura dum lagaadiya.. Jisme main kamyaab bhi hua or mera aadha Sareer nehar se bahaar tha or aadha uss jhaadi Mein atka tha.. Agle jhatke Mein main nehar se bahaar tha lekin bhenchod jaise he mera pair jameen par padda mere pair Mein gand faad Dard hua..

Main-Fuck.. Bhenchod..

Maine pair dekha toh kuch chuba hua tha pair Mein or bhenchod bahot jyaada Dard horaha tha..

Jatin-Bhai theek ho???

Main-Maadarchod laga hai kuch..

Maine jeb se mobile nikaala jo on tha still mobile ki light on ki..

Jatin-Arrey betichod.. Chaalu hai..

Main-Water proof maadarchod.. Pakkad isko. Dikha light..

Ussne light dikhaai toh mere aadhe pair Mein Ek kaanch kaa tukkada dhansa tha kaafi bada like meri heel Mein puri tarah se dhansa tha woh. .. Or bhenchod bahot andar takk dhansa tha. Toh woh nehar Mein khoon mera he tha bhenchod..

Main-Laa light dey.. Tu tere bhai ko dekh..

Chotu-Main theek hun..

Thoda aage se Chotu ki awaaj aai Jatin ne udhar light maari toh Chotu wahaan patri par munh k ball leta tha..

Main-Fuck.. Mera munh daba.. Munh daba..

Jatin ne ek hath se light dikhaai or dusare se mera munh dabaaya or maine woh kaanch ko pakkad k maara jhatka.. Woh kaanch or meri jaan dono he bahaar aagaye they... Meri cheek nikalti agar hath nahi hota munh par.. Main piche ki taraf lait gaya or kuch seconds mein waapis utha apna rumaal nikaala or usko kasske ghaav k Uppar baandha..

Main-Chal chal.. Uth rey chotu.. Uth maadarchod..

Jatin-Lo bhai mere juttey lelo.. Lo.. Chot lagi hai aapko main nange pair chal lunga lo..

Main-Bus right pair kaa dedey bhai kaafi hai..

Ussne apna right Jutta nikaala tabtak Chotu bhi khaansta hua aagaya.. Maine chot waale pair Mein Woh Jutta pehna Haan bc ye theek hai Chalne Mein.. Hum niche kheton Mein enter kar gaye lekin wahan se aage city waala highway dikh raha tha Humein i mean Lights dikh rahhi thi.. Toh humlog uss taraf chal diye kheton Mein se hotey hue.. Or highway k close pohanchey he they ki uss taraf police ki gaadiyaan aati dikhi Humein toh humlog wahin k wahin girr paddey....

Main-Mundi Uppar Matt karna..

Jatin-Nikal gaye bhai..

Main-Chal fir uth uth.. Chalo..

Gaadiyon k jaatey he humlog uthey or highway ki taraf badh chale.. Bhenchod pair Mein bahot jyaada Dard horaha tha.. Humlog ne highway cross kiya and wahaan se seedha aage nikale..

Jatin-Bhai Aapka phone dena jarra mere bandey ko bulaa lunga Yahaan se koi taxi naa millegi iss time..

Main-Ok..

Maine usko phone diya ussne apne bandey ko call kiya or humlog wahin highway se hattke baith gaye.. Or maine kiya Chang ko call..

Chang-Yess boss..

Main-I fucked up.. Almost..

Chang-Kya hua?? Theek toh ho??

Main-Naa..Ek kaam kar wound cleaning kit or rash cream and painkillers leke farmhouse pohanch..

Chang - OK.. Ok.. Abhi aarahe hain boss..

Call disconnected..

Meri shirt fatt chuki thi jhaadiyon ki wajah se mere hath chilley hue they bahot buri tarah se mera pair gand faad Dard kar raha tha or meri pith Mein maano aag lagi thi.. Kull milake bahot jyaada pain tha like bahot jyaada.. Uppar se niche takk..

Main-Oye jatin meri shoulder ki side dekh toh Kya Hai..

Maine phone ki light on karke di usko..

Jatin-Oh teri.. Bhai puri chilli hui hai.. Khoon niche pant takk pohanch gaya hai.. Hospital chalein..??

Main-Haan bhosdk.. Tujhe pata hai 50 lakh kaa inaam hai mere Uppar pura haryana mere piche padda hai.. Tu bus Gaadi waale se puch kahan aaya.. Bc gand fatt gayi Dard se..

Jatin ne fir call kiya toh jawab tha 5 minutes..

Main-Usko aatey he Gaadi se utaarke bhaga dena..

Jatin-Ji bhai..

Gaadi aai Humse thoda aage bus stop tha wahan rukki Jatin or Chotu aage gaye unhone Gaadi Mein se unke bandey ko utaara or woh seedha chalne laga tab wohlog Gaadi Mein baithey or meri taraf Gaadi leke aae.. Main Gaadi Mein baitha or unko mere area kaa address bataaya..

Jatin-Bhai ye lawyer..

Main-Uski maa chod dunga main bhenchod ki behen kaa lawda mere sath khelta hai..

Jatin-Bhai pure sehar ki police aaeli thi udhar.. Aapki shyaanpatti se nikal gaye bhai warna gand fatt chuki thi koi kasar naa thi..

Main - Tum dono Pehle toh apne gawaah taiyaar karo, agar ye maamla court takk jaae toh court Mein Keh shakein tum wahan they he nahi.. Assal Mein toh court takk jaaega he nahi but fir bhi ready rehna..

Jatin-Aapka kya bhai??

Main-Mera woh tabtak kuch nahi bigaad shaktey jabtak main unke kabje Mein naa houn.. Photos videos yaa unhone mujhe dekha bhi woh bhi koi kaam kaa nahi hai tadipaaar kaa ek ye faayda hai mujhe pakkadana he padega agar ye prove karna hai ki main Yahaan hun.. Warna kuch nahi kar shaktey wohlog..

Jatin-Chalo ye sahi hai.. Bhai ye meri wajah se hua mujhe nahi pata tha woh game khelke baitha hoga..

Main-Naa galati meri hai iss chutiye kaa plan late samjha main, mujhe warn karna tha tumlogon ko.. Khair jo bhi hai apan log safe hain woh kaafi hai..

Chotu - Yep..

Main-Yahin roukk dey chotu..

Chotu - Ji bhai..

Maine Gaadi farmhouse se kaafi piche rukwaali ghar nahi dikhaana caahta tha main inko I know trust kar shakta hun Inke Uppar main but fir bhi police waale inki gand fod fodd k kuch bhi ugalwa shaktey they..

Main-Jo bola woh karna.. Or Gaadi k through tumtakk pohanchey toh bolna Gaadi chori hogayi thi..

Jatin-Apne naam hai he nahi bhai don't worry.

Main-Gajab..

Main Gaadi se uttara or unke Jaane k Baad farmhouse ki taraf chala.. Woh safed Jutta laal hogaya tha khoon se jo street light Mein saaf dikh raha tha mujhe or ab main sukh gaya tha toh meri kamar se behta hua khoon bhi feel horaha tha mujhe.. 2 minute kaa raasta 15 minute kaa ban gaya bc lekin finally main farmhouse pohancha.. Chang or Ami gate par he khaddey they or meri haalat dekhtey he wohlog ne Bhaag k mujhe sahaara diya.

Chang-What the fuck happened boss..

Main-Pehle treatment. I can't take this shit.. Its too painful for even me..

Wohlog mujhe leke andar aae or mujhe sofa par baithaaya..

Main-Pehle painkillers dey..

Chang ne mujhe painkillers diye ab again meri body ki ek or disadvantage ye hai ki meri body par medicine bahot weakly Assar Karti hai issliye maine bahot Saari painkillers khaai or apna Jutta nikaala... Jo khoon se bharr gaya tha..

Ami-Oh my fucking God.. Boss.. What. The hell happened..

Main-Dekh.. Dawaaiyaan lagaa or dekh pair Mein kaanch reh toh nahi gaya hai..

Main munh k ball sofa par late gaya Chang mobile ko light dikhaane laga or Ami mere pair kaa wound check karne lagi..

Ami-Oh My fucking God.. Aisa kya tha??

Main-Kanch bahot bada kaanch.. So hua ye..

Maine unko bataaya kya hua..

Chang-Holy fuck.. They played you boss..

Main- Yes.. Oh fuckk.. Ami aaram se what the hell..

Ami-Sorry boss kuch parts Baaki hain kaanch k pair Mein..

Main-Dog squad, tazers, electric sticks and piche waalon k pass toh Rubber bullet guns thi maadarchod seedha hospital or wahaan se jail pura plan banaake aae they bhenchod.. Tazers?? Bhenchod USA Mein hun main bhenchod.. Or bhai agar Paani Mein kudtey time tazer shock maardetey toh bhenchod dubb he jaatey.. Kyunki hillney willney ka option he na tha. Current Mein he padda rehjaata.

Chang-Haan.. Lekin chalaya nahi unhone???

Main-Haan kyunki ye sab harr bandey k pass nahi they keval skilled logon k pass he they jisase woh keval sahi time par use karein. Iska matlab pata hai tujhe unhone special officers ki team banaai hai Chang mujhe pakadne k liye can you believe it?

Chang-Haan I do believe it..

Main-Now this is getting serious and I am getting angry so let's turn this up a notch..

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[Ron10]

Bhenchod aadhi city ki police Uppar se unke kuttey then tazers k sath maadarchod gand he maarlo...fuck.. Run bitch run..

DEVA BHAI IS SMART BC.
WOH AP KO BATA RAHE HAI KI BADA BHAI MAIN HU...

 

[Sunilgupta]

Superb update

 

[Ron10]

Now this is getting serious and I am getting angry so let's turn this up a notch

DEVIL IS GETTING ANGRY AND,
THAT MEANS ONLY ONE THING DESTRUCTION.

 

[Naik]

Update-181(Saved)

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Ab Saamne nehar thi lekin bich Mein Kuch jhaadiyan thi main toh bhenchod jhaadiyon k through he jump maargaya kyunki ek kutta mere itana close tha ki maadarchod 2 second or late hota Jump karne Mein toh bus wahin daboch leta.. Main jhaadiyon Mein se kudda toh saree jarur cheela bahot lekin Filhaal woh meri tension nahi thi..Even meri dono chappal bhi jhaadi Mein reh gayi thi lekin tension woh bhi nahi thi.. Main seedha nehar Mein niche gaya or Nehar jab full flow mein hoti hai toh gand faad pressure hota Hai.Lekin maine Saari ummar apni iss nehar par he nikaali hai.. Main Paani k niche chatpataaya.. Bc kuch naa dikh raha tha or Uppar se maadarchod main seedha nahi ho paaya.. Aise toh nahi marrna bhenchod dubb kar.. Fuck that..

Main nehar k bilkul niche aachuka tha and niche se maara maine apna pura dum Uppar.. Main Uppar jarur aagaya lekin bc Paani kaa flow ekdum heavy tha .. Fuckkk.. Maine aaram se sans lena caaha lekin pressure itana tha ki time nahi tha waste karne ko main Paani k bahaav k sath tairne laga toh mere side Mein nehar ki patri k Uppar kuch police waale Bhaag rahe they mere bagal Mein.. Jatin yaa Chotu dono kahan gaye koi idea nahi tha mujhe but unhe koi dikkat nahi thi bail karwaadunga lekin agar main fans gaya toh bhenchod gand Marr jaayegi.. Ab main waapis Paani k niche gaya taaki unki aankhon se durr hojaaun kyunki woh patri bus aage pull (bridge) takk he hai uske Baad nehar k sath sath chalna impossible hai mujhe bus wahaan takk pohanchana tha.. Or Paani full tha iska matlab pull ko touch kartey hue nikal raha hai Paani toh niche nahi hua toh khopdi futt jaayegi bhenchod.. Pull ki lights najar aarahi thi mujhe issliye maine last baar ek lamba sans liya or gaya niche ab pull k agli side nikalna tha mujhe.. Pull k niche pressure or jyaada tha kyunki Paani pull ko touch karke nikal raha tha. Niche gand fatt gayi meri lekin mujhe pata tha pull se aage nikal gaya toh main bach gaya samjho.. Or pull k niche mujhe Pehli baar pata chala ki Chotu or Jatin mere piche they kyunki pull ki lights Mein Paani k niche kaa scene clear hua mujhe lights itani strong thi ki mujhe unmein se ek ka nikalta hua khoon bhi clear dikh raha tha..

Finally pull cross hua or hum teeno he ek sath Paani k Uppar aae.. Bhenchod gand fatt gayi.. Fuckkk..

Lekin hum safe they ab bus Paani k bahaav k sath aage badhna tha or police waale Gaadi waadi leke aage takk pohanchenge tabtak toh gayab hojaenge humlog.. Ab hum Paani k bahaav ki madad se full speed se tairne lage.. Mere side Mein Jatin tha Chotu just piche tha.. Sareer k harr chedd Mein Paani bharr gaya tha bhenchod..

Juth nahi bolunga ab main soch raha tha pakkada jaata toh acha hota.. Bhenchod jail se bhaga letey mujhe.. Lekin Yahaan toh gand Marr gayi..Mere pair Mein Ek alag he type kaa Dard horaha tha bc jisse main tairtey time feel kar paa raha tha.. Bahot jyaada Dard.. Uske alaawa mere chille hue Sareer par Paani bahot jalla rahaa tha..

Main-(Chilaake) Agli khaand par nikal leneh.. Kheri waali aaegi..

Jatin-Aage waali par?? ?

Main-Haan Haan .

Khand unhe boltey hain jisase nehar kaa Paani gaon Mein pohanchaaaya jaata hai..Wahaan easily nikal shaktey they humlog.. Lekin mudda ye tha pata kaise chale ki khaand aagayi, bhenchod andhere Mein i mean feel hojaaega jab woh aaegi lekin pressure itana fast tha feel hoga tabtak toh usse cross kar chuke honge..

Main-(Chilaake) Nikal lo.. Nikal lo.. Maadarchod.. Nikal lo..

Main tairta hua kinaare ki side aaya or jaise he mujhe kuch pakkadne yaa rukkne kaa millega main nikalne waala tha Jatin or Chotu mere piche aagaye main nehar ki deewar se touch hotey hue aage badh raha tha or jaise he mujhe hath fansaane kaa kuch milla maine turant jhapat liya usko koi jhaadi thi junglee type ki kyunki ussne mujhe roukk liya itane tejj pressure Mein.. Jatin mere se pehle he rukk gaya tha lekin Chotu aage chala gaya.. Maine woh paid ko pakkada or turant jhatke se Uppar aaya risk nahi lena tha bc.. Pehle he effort Mein maine pura dum lagaadiya.. Jisme main kamyaab bhi hua or mera aadha Sareer nehar se bahaar tha or aadha uss jhaadi Mein atka tha.. Agle jhatke Mein main nehar se bahaar tha lekin bhenchod jaise he mera pair jameen par padda mere pair Mein gand faad Dard hua..

Main-Fuck.. Bhenchod..

Maine pair dekha toh kuch chuba hua tha pair Mein or bhenchod bahot jyaada Dard horaha tha..

Jatin-Bhai theek ho???

Main-Maadarchod laga hai kuch..

Maine jeb se mobile nikaala jo on tha still mobile ki light on ki..

Jatin-Arrey betichod.. Chaalu hai..

Main-Water proof maadarchod.. Pakkad isko. Dikha light..

Ussne light dikhaai toh mere aadhe pair Mein Ek kaanch kaa tukkada dhansa tha kaafi bada like meri heel Mein puri tarah se dhansa tha woh. .. Or bhenchod bahot andar takk dhansa tha. Toh woh nehar Mein khoon mera he tha bhenchod..

Main-Laa light dey.. Tu tere bhai ko dekh..

Chotu-Main theek hun..

Thoda aage se Chotu ki awaaj aai Jatin ne udhar light maari toh Chotu wahaan patri par munh k ball leta tha..

Main-Fuck.. Mera munh daba.. Munh daba..

Jatin ne ek hath se light dikhaai or dusare se mera munh dabaaya or maine woh kaanch ko pakkad k maara jhatka.. Woh kaanch or meri jaan dono he bahaar aagaye they... Meri cheek nikalti agar hath nahi hota munh par.. Main piche ki taraf lait gaya or kuch seconds mein waapis utha apna rumaal nikaala or usko kasske ghaav k Uppar baandha..

Main-Chal chal.. Uth rey chotu.. Uth maadarchod..

Jatin-Lo bhai mere juttey lelo.. Lo.. Chot lagi hai aapko main nange pair chal lunga lo..

Main-Bus right pair kaa dedey bhai kaafi hai..

Ussne apna right Jutta nikaala tabtak Chotu bhi khaansta hua aagaya.. Maine chot waale pair Mein Woh Jutta pehna Haan bc ye theek hai Chalne Mein.. Hum niche kheton Mein enter kar gaye lekin wahan se aage city waala highway dikh raha tha Humein i mean Lights dikh rahhi thi.. Toh humlog uss taraf chal diye kheton Mein se hotey hue.. Or highway k close pohanchey he they ki uss taraf police ki gaadiyaan aati dikhi Humein toh humlog wahin k wahin girr paddey....

Main-Mundi Uppar Matt karna..

Jatin-Nikal gaye bhai..

Main-Chal fir uth uth.. Chalo..

Gaadiyon k jaatey he humlog uthey or highway ki taraf badh chale.. Bhenchod pair Mein bahot jyaada Dard horaha tha.. Humlog ne highway cross kiya and wahaan se seedha aage nikale..

Jatin-Bhai Aapka phone dena jarra mere bandey ko bulaa lunga Yahaan se koi taxi naa millegi iss time..

Main-Ok..

Maine usko phone diya ussne apne bandey ko call kiya or humlog wahin highway se hattke baith gaye.. Or maine kiya Chang ko call..

Chang-Yess boss..

Main-I fucked up.. Almost..

Chang-Kya hua?? Theek toh ho??

Main-Naa..Ek kaam kar wound cleaning kit or rash cream and painkillers leke farmhouse pohanch..

Chang - OK.. Ok.. Abhi aarahe hain boss..

Call disconnected..

Meri shirt fatt chuki thi jhaadiyon ki wajah se mere hath chilley hue they bahot buri tarah se mera pair gand faad Dard kar raha tha or meri pith Mein maano aag lagi thi.. Kull milake bahot jyaada pain tha like bahot jyaada.. Uppar se niche takk..

Main-Oye jatin meri shoulder ki side dekh toh Kya Hai..

Maine phone ki light on karke di usko..

Jatin-Oh teri.. Bhai puri chilli hui hai.. Khoon niche pant takk pohanch gaya hai.. Hospital chalein..??

Main-Haan bhosdk.. Tujhe pata hai 50 lakh kaa inaam hai mere Uppar pura haryana mere piche padda hai.. Tu bus Gaadi waale se puch kahan aaya.. Bc gand fatt gayi Dard se..

Jatin ne fir call kiya toh jawab tha 5 minutes..

Main-Usko aatey he Gaadi se utaarke bhaga dena..

Jatin-Ji bhai..

Gaadi aai Humse thoda aage bus stop tha wahan rukki Jatin or Chotu aage gaye unhone Gaadi Mein se unke bandey ko utaara or woh seedha chalne laga tab wohlog Gaadi Mein baithey or meri taraf Gaadi leke aae.. Main Gaadi Mein baitha or unko mere area kaa address bataaya..

Jatin-Bhai ye lawyer..

Main-Uski maa chod dunga main bhenchod ki behen kaa lawda mere sath khelta hai..

Jatin-Bhai pure sehar ki police aaeli thi udhar.. Aapki shyaanpatti se nikal gaye bhai warna gand fatt chuki thi koi kasar naa thi..

Main - Tum dono Pehle toh apne gawaah taiyaar karo, agar ye maamla court takk jaae toh court Mein Keh shakein tum wahan they he nahi.. Assal Mein toh court takk jaaega he nahi but fir bhi ready rehna..

Jatin-Aapka kya bhai??

Main-Mera woh tabtak kuch nahi bigaad shaktey jabtak main unke kabje Mein naa houn.. Photos videos yaa unhone mujhe dekha bhi woh bhi koi kaam kaa nahi hai tadipaaar kaa ek ye faayda hai mujhe pakkadana he padega agar ye prove karna hai ki main Yahaan hun.. Warna kuch nahi kar shaktey wohlog..

Jatin-Chalo ye sahi hai.. Bhai ye meri wajah se hua mujhe nahi pata tha woh game khelke baitha hoga..

Main-Naa galati meri hai iss chutiye kaa plan late samjha main, mujhe warn karna tha tumlogon ko.. Khair jo bhi hai apan log safe hain woh kaafi hai..

Chotu - Yep..

Main-Yahin roukk dey chotu..

Chotu - Ji bhai..

Maine Gaadi farmhouse se kaafi piche rukwaali ghar nahi dikhaana caahta tha main inko I know trust kar shakta hun Inke Uppar main but fir bhi police waale inki gand fod fodd k kuch bhi ugalwa shaktey they..

Main-Jo bola woh karna.. Or Gaadi k through tumtakk pohanchey toh bolna Gaadi chori hogayi thi..

Jatin-Apne naam hai he nahi bhai don't worry.

Main-Gajab..

Main Gaadi se uttara or unke Jaane k Baad farmhouse ki taraf chala.. Woh safed Jutta laal hogaya tha khoon se jo street light Mein saaf dikh raha tha mujhe or ab main sukh gaya tha toh meri kamar se behta hua khoon bhi feel horaha tha mujhe.. 2 minute kaa raasta 15 minute kaa ban gaya bc lekin finally main farmhouse pohancha.. Chang or Ami gate par he khaddey they or meri haalat dekhtey he wohlog ne Bhaag k mujhe sahaara diya.

Chang-What the fuck happened boss..

Main-Pehle treatment. I can't take this shit.. Its too painful for even me..

Wohlog mujhe leke andar aae or mujhe sofa par baithaaya..

Main-Pehle painkillers dey..

Chang ne mujhe painkillers diye ab again meri body ki ek or disadvantage ye hai ki meri body par medicine bahot weakly Assar Karti hai issliye maine bahot Saari painkillers khaai or apna Jutta nikaala... Jo khoon se bharr gaya tha..

Ami-Oh my fucking God.. Boss.. What. The hell happened..

Main-Dekh.. Dawaaiyaan lagaa or dekh pair Mein kaanch reh toh nahi gaya hai..

Main munh k ball sofa par late gaya Chang mobile ko light dikhaane laga or Ami mere pair kaa wound check karne lagi..

Ami-Oh My fucking God.. Aisa kya tha??

Main-Kanch bahot bada kaanch.. So hua ye..

Maine unko bataaya kya hua..

Chang-Holy fuck.. They played you boss..

Main- Yes.. Oh fuckk.. Ami aaram se what the hell..

Ami-Sorry boss kuch parts Baaki hain kaanch k pair Mein..

Main-Dog squad, tazers, electric sticks and piche waalon k pass toh Rubber bullet guns thi maadarchod seedha hospital or wahaan se jail pura plan banaake aae they bhenchod.. Tazers?? Bhenchod USA Mein hun main bhenchod.. Or bhai agar Paani Mein kudtey time tazer shock maardetey toh bhenchod dubb he jaatey.. Kyunki hillney willney ka option he na tha. Current Mein he padda rehjaata.

Chang-Haan.. Lekin chalaya nahi unhone???

Main-Haan kyunki ye sab harr bandey k pass nahi they keval skilled logon k pass he they jisase woh keval sahi time par use karein. Iska matlab pata hai tujhe unhone special officers ki team banaai hai Chang mujhe pakadne k liye can you believe it?

Chang-Haan I do believe it..

Main-Now this is getting serious and I am getting angry so let's turn this up a notch..

Continued...

Ohh.. save it
Poora jaal bichaya tha lekin qismat tow AP k saath thi bachta kaise nahi
Ab aayega maza gussa aa e laga h ab tow seetha encounter jo mile seedha thok do
Zaberdast update bhai bahot shaandaar lajawab

 

[Chinturocky]

AP is engry, and this is very dangerous.

 

[Hunterrrr69]

Update-181(Saved)

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Ab Saamne nehar thi lekin bich Mein Kuch jhaadiyan thi main toh bhenchod jhaadiyon k through he jump maargaya kyunki ek kutta mere itana close tha ki maadarchod 2 second or late hota Jump karne Mein toh bus wahin daboch leta.. Main jhaadiyon Mein se kudda toh saree jarur cheela bahot lekin Filhaal woh meri tension nahi thi..Even meri dono chappal bhi jhaadi Mein reh gayi thi lekin tension woh bhi nahi thi.. Main seedha nehar Mein niche gaya or Nehar jab full flow mein hoti hai toh gand faad pressure hota Hai.Lekin maine Saari ummar apni iss nehar par he nikaali hai.. Main Paani k niche chatpataaya.. Bc kuch naa dikh raha tha or Uppar se maadarchod main seedha nahi ho paaya.. Aise toh nahi marrna bhenchod dubb kar.. Fuck that..

Main nehar k bilkul niche aachuka tha and niche se maara maine apna pura dum Uppar.. Main Uppar jarur aagaya lekin bc Paani kaa flow ekdum heavy tha .. Fuckkk.. Maine aaram se sans lena caaha lekin pressure itana tha ki time nahi tha waste karne ko main Paani k bahaav k sath tairne laga toh mere side Mein nehar ki patri k Uppar kuch police waale Bhaag rahe they mere bagal Mein.. Jatin yaa Chotu dono kahan gaye koi idea nahi tha mujhe but unhe koi dikkat nahi thi bail karwaadunga lekin agar main fans gaya toh bhenchod gand Marr jaayegi.. Ab main waapis Paani k niche gaya taaki unki aankhon se durr hojaaun kyunki woh patri bus aage pull (bridge) takk he hai uske Baad nehar k sath sath chalna impossible hai mujhe bus wahaan takk pohanchana tha.. Or Paani full tha iska matlab pull ko touch kartey hue nikal raha hai Paani toh niche nahi hua toh khopdi futt jaayegi bhenchod.. Pull ki lights najar aarahi thi mujhe issliye maine last baar ek lamba sans liya or gaya niche ab pull k agli side nikalna tha mujhe.. Pull k niche pressure or jyaada tha kyunki Paani pull ko touch karke nikal raha tha. Niche gand fatt gayi meri lekin mujhe pata tha pull se aage nikal gaya toh main bach gaya samjho.. Or pull k niche mujhe Pehli baar pata chala ki Chotu or Jatin mere piche they kyunki pull ki lights Mein Paani k niche kaa scene clear hua mujhe lights itani strong thi ki mujhe unmein se ek ka nikalta hua khoon bhi clear dikh raha tha..

Finally pull cross hua or hum teeno he ek sath Paani k Uppar aae.. Bhenchod gand fatt gayi.. Fuckkk..

Lekin hum safe they ab bus Paani k bahaav k sath aage badhna tha or police waale Gaadi waadi leke aage takk pohanchenge tabtak toh gayab hojaenge humlog.. Ab hum Paani k bahaav ki madad se full speed se tairne lage.. Mere side Mein Jatin tha Chotu just piche tha.. Sareer k harr chedd Mein Paani bharr gaya tha bhenchod..

Juth nahi bolunga ab main soch raha tha pakkada jaata toh acha hota.. Bhenchod jail se bhaga letey mujhe.. Lekin Yahaan toh gand Marr gayi..Mere pair Mein Ek alag he type kaa Dard horaha tha bc jisse main tairtey time feel kar paa raha tha.. Bahot jyaada Dard.. Uske alaawa mere chille hue Sareer par Paani bahot jalla rahaa tha..

Main-(Chilaake) Agli khaand par nikal leneh.. Kheri waali aaegi..

Jatin-Aage waali par?? ?

Main-Haan Haan .

Khand unhe boltey hain jisase nehar kaa Paani gaon Mein pohanchaaaya jaata hai..Wahaan easily nikal shaktey they humlog.. Lekin mudda ye tha pata kaise chale ki khaand aagayi, bhenchod andhere Mein i mean feel hojaaega jab woh aaegi lekin pressure itana fast tha feel hoga tabtak toh usse cross kar chuke honge..

Main-(Chilaake) Nikal lo.. Nikal lo.. Maadarchod.. Nikal lo..

Main tairta hua kinaare ki side aaya or jaise he mujhe kuch pakkadne yaa rukkne kaa millega main nikalne waala tha Jatin or Chotu mere piche aagaye main nehar ki deewar se touch hotey hue aage badh raha tha or jaise he mujhe hath fansaane kaa kuch milla maine turant jhapat liya usko koi jhaadi thi junglee type ki kyunki ussne mujhe roukk liya itane tejj pressure Mein.. Jatin mere se pehle he rukk gaya tha lekin Chotu aage chala gaya.. Maine woh paid ko pakkada or turant jhatke se Uppar aaya risk nahi lena tha bc.. Pehle he effort Mein maine pura dum lagaadiya.. Jisme main kamyaab bhi hua or mera aadha Sareer nehar se bahaar tha or aadha uss jhaadi Mein atka tha.. Agle jhatke Mein main nehar se bahaar tha lekin bhenchod jaise he mera pair jameen par padda mere pair Mein gand faad Dard hua..

Main-Fuck.. Bhenchod..

Maine pair dekha toh kuch chuba hua tha pair Mein or bhenchod bahot jyaada Dard horaha tha..

Jatin-Bhai theek ho???

Main-Maadarchod laga hai kuch..

Maine jeb se mobile nikaala jo on tha still mobile ki light on ki..

Jatin-Arrey betichod.. Chaalu hai..

Main-Water proof maadarchod.. Pakkad isko. Dikha light..

Ussne light dikhaai toh mere aadhe pair Mein Ek kaanch kaa tukkada dhansa tha kaafi bada like meri heel Mein puri tarah se dhansa tha woh. .. Or bhenchod bahot andar takk dhansa tha. Toh woh nehar Mein khoon mera he tha bhenchod..

Main-Laa light dey.. Tu tere bhai ko dekh..

Chotu-Main theek hun..

Thoda aage se Chotu ki awaaj aai Jatin ne udhar light maari toh Chotu wahaan patri par munh k ball leta tha..

Main-Fuck.. Mera munh daba.. Munh daba..

Jatin ne ek hath se light dikhaai or dusare se mera munh dabaaya or maine woh kaanch ko pakkad k maara jhatka.. Woh kaanch or meri jaan dono he bahaar aagaye they... Meri cheek nikalti agar hath nahi hota munh par.. Main piche ki taraf lait gaya or kuch seconds mein waapis utha apna rumaal nikaala or usko kasske ghaav k Uppar baandha..

Main-Chal chal.. Uth rey chotu.. Uth maadarchod..

Jatin-Lo bhai mere juttey lelo.. Lo.. Chot lagi hai aapko main nange pair chal lunga lo..

Main-Bus right pair kaa dedey bhai kaafi hai..

Ussne apna right Jutta nikaala tabtak Chotu bhi khaansta hua aagaya.. Maine chot waale pair Mein Woh Jutta pehna Haan bc ye theek hai Chalne Mein.. Hum niche kheton Mein enter kar gaye lekin wahan se aage city waala highway dikh raha tha Humein i mean Lights dikh rahhi thi.. Toh humlog uss taraf chal diye kheton Mein se hotey hue.. Or highway k close pohanchey he they ki uss taraf police ki gaadiyaan aati dikhi Humein toh humlog wahin k wahin girr paddey....

Main-Mundi Uppar Matt karna..

Jatin-Nikal gaye bhai..

Main-Chal fir uth uth.. Chalo..

Gaadiyon k jaatey he humlog uthey or highway ki taraf badh chale.. Bhenchod pair Mein bahot jyaada Dard horaha tha.. Humlog ne highway cross kiya and wahaan se seedha aage nikale..

Jatin-Bhai Aapka phone dena jarra mere bandey ko bulaa lunga Yahaan se koi taxi naa millegi iss time..

Main-Ok..

Maine usko phone diya ussne apne bandey ko call kiya or humlog wahin highway se hattke baith gaye.. Or maine kiya Chang ko call..

Chang-Yess boss..

Main-I fucked up.. Almost..

Chang-Kya hua?? Theek toh ho??

Main-Naa..Ek kaam kar wound cleaning kit or rash cream and painkillers leke farmhouse pohanch..

Chang - OK.. Ok.. Abhi aarahe hain boss..

Call disconnected..

Meri shirt fatt chuki thi jhaadiyon ki wajah se mere hath chilley hue they bahot buri tarah se mera pair gand faad Dard kar raha tha or meri pith Mein maano aag lagi thi.. Kull milake bahot jyaada pain tha like bahot jyaada.. Uppar se niche takk..

Main-Oye jatin meri shoulder ki side dekh toh Kya Hai..

Maine phone ki light on karke di usko..

Jatin-Oh teri.. Bhai puri chilli hui hai.. Khoon niche pant takk pohanch gaya hai.. Hospital chalein..??

Main-Haan bhosdk.. Tujhe pata hai 50 lakh kaa inaam hai mere Uppar pura haryana mere piche padda hai.. Tu bus Gaadi waale se puch kahan aaya.. Bc gand fatt gayi Dard se..

Jatin ne fir call kiya toh jawab tha 5 minutes..

Main-Usko aatey he Gaadi se utaarke bhaga dena..

Jatin-Ji bhai..

Gaadi aai Humse thoda aage bus stop tha wahan rukki Jatin or Chotu aage gaye unhone Gaadi Mein se unke bandey ko utaara or woh seedha chalne laga tab wohlog Gaadi Mein baithey or meri taraf Gaadi leke aae.. Main Gaadi Mein baitha or unko mere area kaa address bataaya..

Jatin-Bhai ye lawyer..

Main-Uski maa chod dunga main bhenchod ki behen kaa lawda mere sath khelta hai..

Jatin-Bhai pure sehar ki police aaeli thi udhar.. Aapki shyaanpatti se nikal gaye bhai warna gand fatt chuki thi koi kasar naa thi..

Main - Tum dono Pehle toh apne gawaah taiyaar karo, agar ye maamla court takk jaae toh court Mein Keh shakein tum wahan they he nahi.. Assal Mein toh court takk jaaega he nahi but fir bhi ready rehna..

Jatin-Aapka kya bhai??

Main-Mera woh tabtak kuch nahi bigaad shaktey jabtak main unke kabje Mein naa houn.. Photos videos yaa unhone mujhe dekha bhi woh bhi koi kaam kaa nahi hai tadipaaar kaa ek ye faayda hai mujhe pakkadana he padega agar ye prove karna hai ki main Yahaan hun.. Warna kuch nahi kar shaktey wohlog..

Jatin-Chalo ye sahi hai.. Bhai ye meri wajah se hua mujhe nahi pata tha woh game khelke baitha hoga..

Main-Naa galati meri hai iss chutiye kaa plan late samjha main, mujhe warn karna tha tumlogon ko.. Khair jo bhi hai apan log safe hain woh kaafi hai..

Chotu - Yep..

Main-Yahin roukk dey chotu..

Chotu - Ji bhai..

Maine Gaadi farmhouse se kaafi piche rukwaali ghar nahi dikhaana caahta tha main inko I know trust kar shakta hun Inke Uppar main but fir bhi police waale inki gand fod fodd k kuch bhi ugalwa shaktey they..

Main-Jo bola woh karna.. Or Gaadi k through tumtakk pohanchey toh bolna Gaadi chori hogayi thi..

Jatin-Apne naam hai he nahi bhai don't worry.

Main-Gajab..

Main Gaadi se uttara or unke Jaane k Baad farmhouse ki taraf chala.. Woh safed Jutta laal hogaya tha khoon se jo street light Mein saaf dikh raha tha mujhe or ab main sukh gaya tha toh meri kamar se behta hua khoon bhi feel horaha tha mujhe.. 2 minute kaa raasta 15 minute kaa ban gaya bc lekin finally main farmhouse pohancha.. Chang or Ami gate par he khaddey they or meri haalat dekhtey he wohlog ne Bhaag k mujhe sahaara diya.

Chang-What the fuck happened boss..

Main-Pehle treatment. I can't take this shit.. Its too painful for even me..

Wohlog mujhe leke andar aae or mujhe sofa par baithaaya..

Main-Pehle painkillers dey..

Chang ne mujhe painkillers diye ab again meri body ki ek or disadvantage ye hai ki meri body par medicine bahot weakly Assar Karti hai issliye maine bahot Saari painkillers khaai or apna Jutta nikaala... Jo khoon se bharr gaya tha..

Ami-Oh my fucking God.. Boss.. What. The hell happened..

Main-Dekh.. Dawaaiyaan lagaa or dekh pair Mein kaanch reh toh nahi gaya hai..

Main munh k ball sofa par late gaya Chang mobile ko light dikhaane laga or Ami mere pair kaa wound check karne lagi..

Ami-Oh My fucking God.. Aisa kya tha??

Main-Kanch bahot bada kaanch.. So hua ye..

Maine unko bataaya kya hua..

Chang-Holy fuck.. They played you boss..

Main- Yes.. Oh fuckk.. Ami aaram se what the hell..

Ami-Sorry boss kuch parts Baaki hain kaanch k pair Mein..

Main-Dog squad, tazers, electric sticks and piche waalon k pass toh Rubber bullet guns thi maadarchod seedha hospital or wahaan se jail pura plan banaake aae they bhenchod.. Tazers?? Bhenchod USA Mein hun main bhenchod.. Or bhai agar Paani Mein kudtey time tazer shock maardetey toh bhenchod dubb he jaatey.. Kyunki hillney willney ka option he na tha. Current Mein he padda rehjaata.

Chang-Haan.. Lekin chalaya nahi unhone???

Main-Haan kyunki ye sab harr bandey k pass nahi they keval skilled logon k pass he they jisase woh keval sahi time par use karein. Iska matlab pata hai tujhe unhone special officers ki team banaai hai Chang mujhe pakadne k liye can you believe it?

Chang-Haan I do believe it..

Main-Now this is getting serious and I am getting angry so let's turn this up a notch..

Continued...

No words today update itna gazab hai

 

[Sharma]

Vakil ki to sans atak gai hogi ye jan kr ki AP bach gaya hai....ab to wo kud ko tojori m band kr lega....

 

[Waseem]

Dhansu update bhai