Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

[AP 316]

WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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[Naik]

Update-200(Sachin)

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Govind-Haan toh Kahaan hai AP?

Rakesh-Tera Baap hai woh Baap kuttey ki mout marega tujhe woh..

Govind - Woh toh Baad ki Baat Hai and unfortunately woh dekhne k liye tu jinda nahi rahega..

Uske Baad wahaan ek goli chali.. Rakesh gaya humlog Gaadi Mein they or udhar he Jaa rahe they lekin ab koi faayda nahi tha wohlog Jaa chuke honge..

Main-Roukk le Gaadi they'll be long gone..

Chang - Yep..

Main-But jaaenge Kahaan ek kaam karo mujhe waapis ghar drop karo and tumlog inke farmhouse par najar rakho wahaan toh aana he paddega unko kyunki unke Saare documents wagairaah uss farmhouse Mein he hain toh wahaan toh jaaenge he wohlog.. Roorkee se bahaar abhi Jaa nahi shaktey wohlog toh dekh lenge kabtak bhaagenge.
Mujhe unke through unke boss takk pohanchana tha warna inn dono ko toh main literally kabhi bhi thok shakta tha..

Chang ne mujhe ghar drop kiya and woh log nikale wahaan se, ghar jaatey he main turant sogaya bc painkillers kam karne padenge bahot nind aarahi hai bhenchod nind nahi behonshi he lagaalo fuck, lekin painkiller bandh kiye toh dard Gand maardega bc. Ab meri aankh khulli subah mere mobile k bajjne se jo Principal kaa tha maine uthaya..

Prin-Hey Ankit how are you??

Main-I am ok sir bus thodi tabiyat kharaab hai.

Prin-Oh good to hear tum theek ho. Listen aaj college Mein PTM hai and Tumhaara aana bahot jaruri hai kyunki kaafi parents ki request hai ki tumse millein woh, toh tumhe aana he hoga Ankit..

Main-OK sir aajaaunga main..

Prin-Great.. 8 am it starts..

Main-I'll be a little late but I'll be there..

Prin-Sure..

Call disconnected..

Bc chala Jaata hun college Yahaan raha toh fir behonh ho jaaunga itana aalash theek nahi hai issliye main utha kapdey change karne laga. Mere sareer Mein bahot chot lagi thi but dikhne laayak nahi thi sirr Mein danda laga tha woh bhi baal set karne k Baad dikhne waala nahi tha issliye maine kapdey change kiye then painkillers liye and Gaadi leke nikala college k liye parking Mein aaya toh bc kaafi bheed thi aaj parents wagairaah kaafi aae they. Ab wahaan pohanchtey-2 mera sir Dard karne laga tha bc and chakkar bhi aarahe they painkillers ki wajah se obviously, issliye maine Akshay ko call kiya woh lawda college jarur aaya hoga, ussne phone uthaya..

Main-Kahaan hai lawde??

Akshay-College sir..

Main-Ek kaam kar main woh meeting Mein Jaa raha hun Jahaan bc pura din lagega ab tujhe karna ye hai ki harr 1 - 1.5 ghantey Mein wahaan andar mere pass aana or bolna ki mujhe bahaar koi bula raha hai tab main bolunga 2 minutes Mein aaya Iss bich tujhe ek toh kadak chaaye and 1 cigarette leke parking Mein pohanchana hai.. Karlega??

Akshay-Aapka hukmum sarr aankhon par sir.. Dont worry..

Main-Bhullne kaa nahi..

Call disconnected.. Ab main andar hall Mein gaya toh bc wahaan bahot Saare parents aaye they chud gaya pura din aaj kaa toh ab maine apna Naam dhunda and wahaan chair par Jaake baitha toh bc mere se milne bahot Saare parents aaye they. Mere aatey he silsila suru hua jo bc bahut boring tha kaisa hai mera beta, meri beti padhne Mein kaisi hai, mera beta ye hai meri beti woh bhenchod pakka diya then finally Akshay aaya mere pass same line boli ussne ki mujhe bahaar bulaaya hai uske Baad maine usko bola 2 minutes Mein aaya then woh gaya or 2 minutes baad main sabko excuse me bolke 100 ki speed se parking Mein gaya Jahaan Akshay Chaaye liye khadda tha hum dono meri Gaadi Mein baithe cigarette jalaai chaaye ki chuski Lee toh bhenchod bhayanak kadak chaaye thi dimag khull gaya ek baar toh Waah.. Finally kuch toh raahat milli..

Main-Gajab aisa ek do baar or kardey nihaal he kardega...

Akshay-Sure sir..

Main waapis andar gaya and fir meeting continue ki then ghantey bharr k baad Akshay fir aaya and main fir gaya.. Kand karke waapis aaya fresh mood k sath and then continue kiya. Third time fir aisa he hua Akshay mujhe bulaake gaya and main parking Mein gaya usase chaaye Lee he thi ki wahaan 4 bandey aaye ab mujhe laga honge koi gandu lekin woh maadarchod mujhe he ghurrne lage wahaan khaddey hoke..

Main-Yess???

Aadmi1-Remember me?? I am Sachin...

Main-Kon Sachin?? Oh neha kaa fiance... Hi usko lene aaya hai??

Sachin-Nahi tujhe kuch sikhane aaya hun..

Main - Kya?? A Akshay Jaake Neha mam ko bulaake laa toh..

Sachin-Uske piche chuppne se bachega nahi..

Akshay gaya wahaan se iska ilaaj bhi karna padega but Pehle Neha ko situation samjhaake , ye naa ho bc mujhe he ulta padd jaae ye sab..

Sachin-Tujhe kya laga tha Sachin toh chutiya hai.

Main-Nahi not at all kabhi nahi laga but aaj sure hogaya ki tu chutiya hai..

Tab Wahan Akshay k sath Neha aai..

Neha-Sachin what the hell are you doing here?? I told you it's over..

Main-Wait what?? Breakup hochuka tumhara?? What the hell..

Neha-Yeah because he is a lying scumbag who doesn't know how to treat women..

Sachin-Or you are a lying whore who sleeps with everyone behind my back..

Main-No no no no.. Stop that.. Ye Yahaan kabse tera wait kar rahi thi faithfully jabki tu abroad Mein najaane kitani ladkiyon k sath so chuka hoga and Tu isse whore bol raha hai?? Aise thodi chalega..

Sachin-Yeah she is a whore.. And ab tujhe bataunga main kya hota hai if you touch my women..

Neha-Just leave ok.. Just leave.. Or I'll call the police..

Main-Don't worry about the police Neha ye tumhe kabhi disturb nahi karega..

Ye sun ab ummein se ek bandey ne apne hathon Mein pehney knuckle dusters bhenchod ab thoda serious hona padega kyunki ye ek punch lag gaya toh haddi tutt jaaegi..

Main-Akshay meri chaaye pakkad toh.

Akshay - Hell no sir itane time Baad moukka milla hai main toh hath saaf karunga.. Mam ko dedo..

Itane Mein woh knuckle dusters waala banda aage aaya mujhe punch maarna caaha main bacha and uss cup Mein se chaaye maari uske munh k Uppar woh chilaatey hue gaya piche bikes k Uppar se niche girra or girrtey he Akshay jhapta uske Uppar ye dekh dusara banda aage aaya lekin usse aage aane he naa diya maine Pehle he di kick uske pait Mein woh wahin jukh gaya or jukhtey he maine maari laat uski taang k Uppar woh niche girra and girrtey he maara maine uske munh k Uppar bhayanak punch saale kaa thobda futt gaya ye dekh k 3rd banda toh literally Bhaag gaya wahaan se dikha he nahi bc tab Sachin darrta darrta aage aaya ussne mujhe punch maarna caaha jisse maine left hand se pakkada or right hand se diya uske munh k Uppar ek bahot he bhayanak punch woh bhenchod apne ghutano par girra tab maari maine laat uske munh k Uppar ek dum sahi jagah par saale ki naak tutt gayi hogi woh niche girr padda or girrtey he maine di uski ribs k Uppar ek or bhayanak laat saale ki ribs gayi woh chilaaya main keval ek he foot use kar raha tha dusari par pressure nahi daal raha tha agar daal deta toh uske stitches again tutt jaatey and khoon khoon hojaata bc.. Ab woh niche girra baawlon ki tarah pair maarne laga and finally ek Gaadi kaa sahara leke uthne laga ab woh apne hath bonut par rakh k uth raha tha Jahaan mujhe dikhi solid opportunity or maine Bhaag k maari usske ussi hath k bichon bich ek jordaar laat woh bhenchod kaa munh laga Gaadi k Uppar and woh Gand faad chilaatey hue niche girra Matlab uska hath tutt chukka tha ab woh second banda utha or bhaagne laga lekin bich Mein main tha..

Main-Aise kaise bhosdk leke Jaa inko..

Ye sun ussne Sachin ko uthaya Akshay ne bhi first bandey ko laal bana diya tha usko chhoda ussne..

Main-Sun be aajke Baad Neha k aas pass bhi aaya naa toh itana maardunga bc ki doctor bhi samjh naa Paaega Kahaan se jodde tereko..

Ye sun woh banda un dono ko leke 100 ki speed se bhaaga wahaan se.. Ye bhi jaruri tha bhenchod isko bahot din se chull machi thi maadarchod.. Ab mitt jaaegi..

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Bahot behtareen zaberdast shaandaar update bhai

 

[Naik]

Update-201(He is Smart)

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Neha-Ankit kya jarurat thi ye sab karne ki..

Main-I hate when people disrespect my friends.. Also he doesn't deserve you so sahi kiya tumne isko chhodke..

Neha-Thanks for the confidence..

Ye bolke ussne mujhe hug kiya..

Main-No problem.. Chalo tum aata hun main..

Ye sun woh mujhse alag hui or wahan se bahaar nikal gayi..

Akshay-J Baat sir..

Main-Nahi be keval friend hai woh.. Sochna bhi matt kuch.. Laa cigarette de..

Akshay-Lo.. Chaaye laaun?

Main-Naa..

Maine Sutta piya wahaan and waapis aaya abki baar maine sabko jaldi jaldi niptaaya bus Haan naa Mein nikaala sabko.. And finally dopehar 3 baje takk main free hogaya tha.. Chaaye or cigarettes ne mere sirr Dard ko durr rakha jo achhi Baat thi.. And finally main free hoke parking ki side aaraha tha ki wahaan mujhe Mukesh or Vikash dikh gaye unke sath Mukesh kaa bapu bhi tha jisase main mill chuka hun Pehle, inspector hai woh, still uniform Mein tha woh..

Main-Arrey aao aao Kahaan gayab they?? Acha papa bhi aaye hain..

Inspector - Namaste Ankit ji..

Main-Namaste inspector sahab kaise hain aap??

Insp-Bus same busy.. Sorry actually main ptm Mein aane waala tha but late hogaya main..

Main-Koi dikkat nahi hai main yahan hun Baaki jiss teacher se millna hain woh bhi mill he jaayenge..

Insp-Mujhe toh bus aapse he millna hai.. Neha bitiya se main mill he leta hun harr ek do din Mein..


Main-I see i see.. Chinta matt kijiye yelog bahot he acha kar rahe hain dono he bahot acha..Ab toh cigarette bandh he kardi hongi??

Mukesh-Ji sir.. Jaisa aapka hukkam tha..

Insp-Arrey ab toh yelog pure rules waale hogaye hain time se sona time se Khaana khelna kuddana.. And all..

Main-Wahi toh main bola tha inko ki padhaai toh koi bhi karlega lekin Pehle khudko sambhaalo woh jaruri hai..

Insp-Wahi main kabse sikhaana caah raha tha inko lekin ye nahi sudhare but aapne sudhaar diya..

Main-Ji ji bataaya toh tha maine mere favourite log hain ye Yahaan par toh inke liye kuch bhi.. Aap Kahaan busy chal rahe hain Aajkal??

Insp-Bus yahi chal raha hai log Marr rahe hain daily kon Maar raha hai kyun Maar raha hai koi idea nahi hai bus drugs related hai ye maalum hai..

Main-I see i see.. Well keep doing what you are doing sir. Always a pleasure..

Insp-Same sir same.. Thanks for taking the time..

Main-Ji.. Anytime..

Mukesh-Paa humlog sir k sath chale jaayenge ghar aapko duty par jaaana hoga..

Main-Yeah ofcourse aao aao..

Main un dono k sath nikala college se unko ghar drop kiya and ghar aaya kuch derr ki nind lee shyam ko utha Chang and Ami still woh farmhouse par najar rakhe hue they.. Maine unke pass call kiya...

Chang-Nothing till now boss. Bus Ek budhiya nokaraani hai 70+ age hogi ye maid hai unki iski details nikaali toh sab clean hai.. Then ek newspaper waala aata hai jo bahaar se he paper faink deta hai then ek dudh waala aata hai and uske Baad kachre waala in teeno kaa picha kiya maine toh yelog normal job kartey hain apni ghar ghar jaatey hain sab clean tha boss..

Main-Don't worry aayenge jarur aana he padega dusara option he naa hai.

Chang-Yeah I know.. Aayenge toh dharr lenge..

Main-Yess. Ek minute cut kar toh Minister Manoj kaa call aaraha hai.

Call disconnected..
Manoj kaa call aaraha tha toh maine uthaya..

Manoj-Ankit news on karo jaldi.. Bahot he urgent hai..

Main-OK..

Main bahaar hall Mein aaya tv on kiya jo already news par he tha or headline dekhte he mere munh se nikala "Oh Maadarchod"..

Kyunki Saamne meri news chal rahi thi.. Saamne screen par news waale ek video clip chala rahe they jisme Govind Bose mere baare Mein bol raha tha..

Anchor-Ji nahi ye koi majaak yaa fir koi fake news nahi hai ye video clip abhi 15 minute Pehle he social media par viral hui hai isme jo shaks aapko dikh raha hai woh koi or nahi mashoor criminal Govind Bose hai jinki mout kaafi saal Pehle hogayi thi lekin ab ye saaf hai ki woh jinda hain.. Or isase bhi shocking news aapko abhi milne waali hai ji Haan aaplog khud he dekhiye ye clip..

Video chali jissme Govind baitha tha akela..

Govind-Hello Uttarakhand bhull toh nahi gaye honge mujhe??Kyunki bhullne waale toh kaam he nahi kiye they maine.. Hahahaahh.. So jaisa ki tumlog dekh rahe ho main jinda hun mujhe kabhi kuch hua he nahi tha ye sab fake tha. So tum soch rahe hoge Kahaan Bhaag gaya tha main kya kar raha tha main toh iska Jawaab dedun, Main yahin tha Roorkee Mein Yahaan se kabhi gaya he nahi tha main kya kar raha tha?? Jo kaam adhura reh gaya tha usko pura kar raha tha or kar bhi liya.. Pichle 6 saal se tumlogon ne jo bhi drug related news suni hai woh mujhse related thi woh mere through he hua tha Uttarakhand kaa drug game mere under chal raha tha or chal he raha hai or koi kuch nahi kar paaya koi bhi nahi.. Aaj Uttarakhand kaa harr drug addict mere drugs leta hai i ended the competition a while ago now its me and only me. Lekin ye reason nahi hai mere tumsab k Saamne aane kaa woh reason toh mujhse bhi important hai bahot important actually inn sab k bich mujhe kuch aisa mill gaya jisse India kaa almost harr ek criminal dhund raha hai ji Haan.AP kaa Naam toh sabne suna he hoga bhalla kissne nahi suna hoga AP the great some people call him, North India kaa sabse bada cehra ji Haan. Usse obviously tadipaar kardiya gaya uske state se uski family ne he kiya obviously toh ab uske piche kuch nahi bacha naa Naam naa paisa naa family ki power so woh chipp gaya obviously kyunki harr criminal maarna caaahta hai usko obviously main bhi yahi caaahta hun ye nahi ki ussne mera kuch bigaad liya yaa kuch bigaad lega woh . Toh sab soch rahe hain woh Kahaan hai?? Main batata hun woh Roorkee Mein he hai sahi suna apni Roorkee Mein ye hai uski current Photo..

Ye bolke ussne meri current photo show ki camera par..

Govind-Ab Kahaan hai Roorkee Mein kaise hai ye dhundana dusaron kaa kaam hai but remember akela hai woh or uski jindagi kitani kimati hai ye sabko pata hai so thank me latter..

And video over hogayi..

Anchor-Toh suna aaplogon ne 2-2 shocking news milli hain Iss video clip se.. AP humari Roorkee Mein kyun?? Kaise?? Or Kahaan hai?? Waise Roorkee Mein rehna koi illegal nahi hai lekin fir bhi AP ko sab jaante he hain woh bina koi reason kahin bhi nahi Jaata toh unke Yahaan aane ki kya wajah hogi?? Or sabse bada issue Govind bose jinda hai or kissi ko kuch bhi nahi pata police, cbi, ncb and state government inn sab k pass kya koi Jawaab hoga?? Drugs ko kaise rokkenge ab State Government..

Manoj-Suna?? AP..

Maine Dhyaan diya toh phone still on he tha..

Main-Yeah..

Manoj-Ye sab kyun kiya ussne?? Itana risk kyun liya ussne..

Main-Risk toh lena he tha bahot he jyaada bada game khel gaya woh mere piche ab bahot log padd jaayenge jisase main usase durr hojaaunga or woh sab end karke nikal jaaega aisa plan hai uska.

Manoj-Lekin ye kaam woh bina apni identity dikhaae bhi toh kar shakta tha toh kyun Saamne aaya woh??

Main-Iske bhi kaafi reasons hain first toh usse public k Saamne toh aana he tha kyunki ab woh Andrew's k liye kaam karne waala hai or uske liye isko public k andar apna khouff bharna hai log bhull chuke they isko lekin ab sab sochenge ye kaise hogaya or ye itana aage pohanch gaya isase iski image ban jaaegi issne apni biwi k jinda hone kaa jikarr nahi kiya kyunki agar dobara past jaisi situation aai toh iski biwi ko kon dhundega?? Koi nahi.. Then agar ye bina identity dikhaae mere Yahaan aane ki khabar failaata toh kon vishwas karta?? Koi bhi nahi aisi news rojj aati hain mere baare Mein Kabhi main Delhi Mein hota hun kabhi Mumbai kabhi Pune kabhi Chennai etcetra.. toh iski Baat kon maanta?? Lekin ab sab maanenge.. Toh isse public k Saamne aana toh tha he sath sath meri aisi taisi bhi kardi issne..

Mera phone baar baar beep beep kar raha tha kyunki ek sath kaafi calls aarahe they Neha kaa Principal kaa Mukesh and Vikash kaa bhi.. Yaani inko bhi pata lag gaya tha..

Manoj-Toh issne ye kyun chupaya ki tumne iska empire khatam kardiya??

Main-Kyunki ye aisa karta toh public mere sath jaati sabko pata hai ye drugs kaa business karta hai toh maine jo kiya woh acha he kiya kisske Kehne par kiya?? Obviously Tumhaare Kehne par kiya isase Tumhaari party ko or public support millta bahot jyaada or aisa karne par mere dushman jo ab mere piche aaenge ye news sunke woh samjh jaate ki mere piche nahi Jaa shaktey kyunki State government mere sath hai.. Toh isme Usska koi faayda nahi tha issliye ussne keval ye kaha main Yahaan hun then ye news obviously Andrew's talk bhi gayi hai toh agar ye bolta ki maine uska empire khatam kardiya toh Andrew's leta he nahi isko kyunki aisa toh Namit bhatt tha he jisko maine end kardiya Andrew's ko Namit jaisa nahi Namit se laakh gunna better banda caahiye jo ye banke dikha raha hai but hai nahi.. He is smart very very very smart.. Sab plan karke kiya hai ussne..

Manoj-Then ab kya kiya jaae??

Main-sabse Pehle toh college waalon ko calm karna padega unko new story deni padegi..

Manoj- Woh toh hojaaega Actually college mein 70% shares apne ex health minister K hain Yaad hai bataaya tha unke baare Mein??

Main-Haan Haan jo Tumhaare sath tha jab tumlogon ne Govind kaa parda faash kiya tha..

Manoj-Haan party k liye ussne apni post Chhod di thi mera bahot acha dost hai toh main principal ko bula lunga or kya kehna hai tum kehna apni Baat maanani he padegi unko..

Main-Ek kaam karo aap Principal ko call karo usko or ek Neha karke madam hai un dono ko bulaao aapki haweli par abhi then mere area k ek inspector hain Rakesh Naam hai unka unko bhi bulaao. Main aaraha hun..

Manoj-Ok ok..

Call disconnected.. Mera phone baje Jaa raha tha lekin Pehle maine Chang ko call kiya..

Chang-Ji boss..

Main-Gand Marr gayi hai..

Chang - Kya hua??

Maine bataaya usko sab..

Chang - Nice dude nice.. Ye bhenchod kuch jyaada he shyaana nahi hai..

Main-Yep..

Chang-Ab??

Main-Ab nothing main Manoj k Yahaan rahunga wahaan lawda koi kuch karlega mera and tumlog ko koi dhund paaega nahi so wahin raho.. Main karta hun ilaaj iska..

Chang - OK boss..

Call disconnected..

Bhenchod bahot bada game khel gaya tha Govind bahi jyaada bada.. Koi naa maja toh ab aaega.. Lets play beta Govind..

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Game tow bahot zaberdast khel gaya govind lekin dekhte h winner toe AP hi banega bas thodi pareshani aa gayi h
Dekhte h aage kia hota h
Bahot behtareen zaberdast shaandaar update

 

[RAJIV SHAW]

Super update hai Bhai

 

[Rajesh]

Update-199(Failed)


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Main-Toh beta Rakesh sun Pehle toh call kar unhe or bhosdk genuinely bolna..

Rakesh-Yahaan network nahi hai bahaar nikalna padega..

Main-Ok chal then teri Gaadi Mein.. Shyaanpatti karne ki sochna bhi matt tu soch bhi nahi shakta itana tejj hun main.. Chal..

Woh dono aage aage chale and main or Mukesh piche piche..

Mukesh-How the fuck do you manage to kill everyone without even getting touched....

Main-I am just better..

Humlog usski Gaadi Mein aaye un dono ko front seat par baithaaya toh Gaadi k dash board par mera phone rakha tha..

Main-Bhenchod phone dey mera..

Mukesh-Mera bhi side waala mera hai..

Ussne hum dono k phones diye Humne on kiye toh network nahi tha..

Main-Sun Mukesh ye sab baatein yahin k yahin rehni chaahiye sun tere bapu ko kya bolega woh sun..

Mukesh-Bolne ki jarurat he nahi hai bhai.. Aise night outs bahot karta hun main bapu ko maalum hai unhone message kiye honge bus pata hai pee ke padda hoga kissi dost k flat par. Issue he nahi hai and mummy ko main mana lunga..

Main-You are fucking smart..

Mukesh-Thanks bhai..

Humlog uss kache raaste jungle se bahaar ki side nikale Jahaan network aane laga tha or finally full network tha..

Main-Roukk ab call kar..

Ussne Gaadi roukki and phone nikaala..

Main-Dhyaan rahe no Shyaanpatti.Or Haan woh tujhe ye bhi kahega ki AP ko ussne maardiya hai or ye bhi ki tera bhai Marr chuka hai toh uski Baat par Dhyaan matt dena.. Speaker par kar..

Ussne call kiya and speaker par he rakha.. phone Govind ne uthaya kyunki usski awaaj pehchaan gaya main turant..

Govind-Rakesh???

Rakesh-Yes sir..

Govind-Tum jinda ho..

Rakesh-Haan sir.. Kyun?? Sir what is happening main Nainital se aaya bhai kahin mill nahi rahe sir.. Safe house blown up tha and police ne koi information nahi di kya horaha hai sir?? Last time bhai se Baat hui toh unhone bola woh AP k ghar par attack karne waale hain uske Baad se koi information nahi hai sir..

Govind-Ok ok.. Glad to hear tum theek ho now meri baat suno.. Listen to me carefully Tumhaare bhai ko AP ne maardiya hai..

Rakesh - Kya?? No way sir.. No way..

Ye sun woh sachi Mein emotional hogaya bhenchod gajab actor hai ye toh..

Rakesh-Y. Y. Y. Ee. E. Ye kaise possible hai sir?? M. Mmm. Era bhai..

Govind - Honsh Mein aao Rakesh ye aise sad hone kaa time nahi hai humare pass ek bahot badi opportunity hai jisse Humein dono hathon se capture karna hai listen AP is dead i killed him he is long dead now Humaare liye Saare darwaje khulle hain ab Humein koi nahi roukk shakta.. Sun rahe ho??

Rakesh-Y. Y. Y. Yess sir..

Govind - Perfect pure north India par raaj karne kaa plan hai mere pass pura north India samjh rahe ho. But mujhe Tumhaara sath chaahiye.. Tumhaare bhai se bhi bahot jyaada Uppar pohancha dunga main tumhe.. Samjhe.. Paisa power sab hoga apne pass..

Rakesh-Ji sir.. Lekin sir are you sure mera.. Bhaaiii..

Govind - Yes.. He is dead AP killed him..Leave that alone ab waapis nahi aane waala woh suno suno Pagal matt bano itani badi opportunity hai Humaare pass jisse waste nahi kar shaktey..

Rakesh-Kya karna hai sir??

Govind-Perfect...thats what i like to hear.. Suno kitane bandey hain Tumhaare sath..

Rakesh-Ek he hai sir lekin or bhi laa shakta hun main kitane chaahiye??

Govind - Ek bhi nahi.. Tum akele chaahiye mujhe samjhe.. Aaj shyam ko call karunga main tumhe ek location k sath wahaan aana hai tumhe wahaan main millunga tumko..

Rakesh-Aaap???. Wo. Wowh.. Bhai ne bola tha.. Aapse kabhi naaaa. Millun... C. A. A. Caaahe kuch bhi hojaae..

Govind - Yeah and your bhai is dead ab jo hun main hun suno main call karunga akele aana tab Saara plan samjhaaunga main tumhe.. Ok?? You are about to be a billionaire.. You heard me?? Billionaire..

Rakesh - I am in sir.. I am in..

Govind-OK wait for my call..

Call disconnected..

Rakesh - Saala bhenchod isko Matlab he nahi hai mera bhai marre yaa jinda hai.. Bhai theek kehtey they bahot he ghatiya Insaan hain ye.. Maadarchod..

Main-I know.. Dekha samjh rahe ho tum isko paise se matlab hai keval..

Rakesh -Isko goli main maarunga.

Main-Aji Lund mera main muth maarne aaya hun bhenchod Idhar.. Tereko toh kuch nahi kiya issne mujhe bomb se udaadiya tha almost issne. Isiliye toh ye khuss hai iske liye main Marr gaya hun.. .. Ab tu mere sath aaraha hai chal. Or tu niche uttar maadarchod..

Maine uss dusare bandey ko bola jissne surrender kiya tha.

Main-Utttar maadarchod or Bhaag Yahaan se.. Or Haan maadarchod fir mujhe milla toh Dhyaan rakhna tere sath sath tere pure khaandaan ko jinda jalla dunga main samjha..

"Maa kasam bhai main dikhunga bhi nahi"..

Woh turant Gaadi se kudda or humlog aage badhe..

Maine Chang ko call kiya..

Chang-Boss what the fuck where are you??

Main-Bhosdk kidnap hogaya tha main..

Chang-What the fuck do you mean kidnap hogaye they??

Main-Kidnap matlab kidnap or kya bataun ab be gandu. Sun Tu or Ami ek tracker leke apne area waale park k back side Mein millo Jahaan Humne woh students ko peeta tha..

Chang - Correction maine peetaa tha..

Main-Sure..

Call disconnected..

Main-Right le Yahaan se.. And next left.. Mukesh Yahaan uttar tu and Haan remember kissi ko kuch nahi bataana hai nobody..

Mukesh-Sure bhai.. Dont worry i gotyou..

Main-J Baat londey..

Mukesh uttara wahaan se and humlog location par pohanchey wahaan Chang and Ami already wait kar rahe they..

Ami-Boss kya hua?? What the fuck daily new new wounds mill rahe hain aapki body par..

Main - OH dude i am in so much fucking pain that you can't even imagine. Bahot he jyaada pain hai bahot he jyaada..

Ami-I can see that..

Chang-Ye kon hai bhenchod ??

Main-So actually hua ye ki..

Maine unko puri story sunaai jisse sun woh bokhla gaye kyunki wohlog puri raat ghar nahi aae they uss couple k Uppar najar rakhe hue they toh unhe koi idea bhi nahi tha mere kidnap hone kaa..

Chang - Boss what the fuck is wrong with you. Bina bataae aise he munh uthake chall diye.. Why the fuck do you even do that..

Main-Chill i am fine right??

Ami-It doesn't matter if you are fine or not boss anything could've happened to you.. You could've fucking died.. What the fuck is wrong with you..

Main-My bad guys my bad.. Ye sab hum Baad Mein Bhi karlenge I am sorry.. Ab suno Chang iske Uppar tracker laga and jabtak woh call nahi kartey iske sath he rehna, call k Baad Jaane dena isko Ami tu again doctor ban Jaa i am hurt bad.. And Rakesh sun just remember tere bhai ki jindagi tere hathon Mein Hai and also remember game khela toh fir dhund lunga tujhe main i dont give a fuck kaise but main dhund lunga or tere bhai ko tabtak jinda rakhunga then teri aankhon k Saamne usko maarunga and then tujhe samjha.. Now go..

Ye bolke main or Ami aae wahaan se..

Ami-Boss mera mann kar raha hai, to punch you right in your face.. Pagal hogaye ho kya are you fucking stupid.. Aise kaise chale gaye..

Main-Arrey nashe Mein tha sochne kaa time nahi tha..

Ami-Boss this is scary samjhe, Humein toh pata bhi nahi tha aap ho Kahaan agar kuch hojaata aapko toh.

Main-Ami chill..

Ye suntey he Ami ne mere pait Mein punch jadd diya..

Ami-Don't tell me to chill this is serious.. Aage se i dont give a fuck tum Kahaan Jaa rahe ho Humein inform karna..

Main-Sure.. But Filhaal let me tell you meri puri body itana jyaada pain kar rahi hai ki main bata nahi shakta abhi chilaane kaa mann kar raha hai but i can't mere sir se leke pair takk harr jagah pain hai.. Bahot jyaada.. Like bahot he jyaada..

Ami-Yeah i can see that.. Dont worry i'll fix you up..

Humlog ghar aae main sofa par girr padda bhenchod mera Saara sareer tutt raha tha bahot he jyaada Dard horaha tha bc bahot he jyaada.. Last time itana Dard kab hua tha ye bhi Yaad Nahi hai mujhe.. Ami ne mujhe painkillers di bhenchod itani painkillers le chuka tha pichle kuch din Mein ki normal aadmi toh Marr jaae bhenchod..

Lekin abki baar thankfully painkillers ne jaldi ashar kiya or main turant he sogaya.. Nind Mein bc kuch feel nahi hua like koi Dard Hai he nahi ek do baar aankh khulli Dard ki wajah se but main itana nashe Mein tha turant he waapis sogaya..Ab mujhe Ami ne uthaaya tab Jaake utha main..

Ami-Boss wake the fuck up.. Utho.. Woh Rakesh ko call aagaya hai location bhi mill chuki hai jaarha hai woh.. Utho tabtak kuch khaa lo aap.. 8 baje hain raat k..

Main utha water tap k pass aaya or paani chaalu karke uske niche apna sirr dediya or kaafi deer takk wahin rakha.. Tab Jaake honsh aaya mujhe pain still kaafi jyaada tha but sehne laayak tha mere sir Mein jyaada pain tha buss bahot jyaada, danda laga tha wahaan patti kar rakhi thi Ami ne jo abhi gilli hogayi thi.. Mujhe bhook bhi bahot jyaada lagi thi toh Ami Khaana laai or main khaane laga..

Main-Kya location hai??

Ami-Outer side hai koi old construction place..

Main-Follow nahi karna hai usko Yaad haina.. Bahot smart hain wohlog isliye jo hai woh tracker he hai..

Ami - Yep we got that don't worry..

Main-Perfect..

Maine pait bharke khaana khaaya tabtak Chang bhi aagaya tha..

Chang-Boss ready ho?? Nikal gaya hai woh..

Main-Laa device laa..

Maine device on ki toh woh still Gaadi Mein he tha lekin thodi he derr Mein Gaadi rukki gate khulla then bandh hua matlab woh uttara.. 1 minute takk sanaata raha and then awaaj aai..

"Koi weapon allowed nahi hai andar"

Rakesh-Gun or chaaku hai rakhlo..

"Jaao andar"

Then thodi derr ki or shanti.. Then aai mujhe Govind ki awaaj..

Govind-Aao aao Rakesh my boy.. My diamond.. Baitho..

Rakesh -Hello sir..

Govind-So finally mill he liye tum mujhse..

Rakesh-Yes sir..

Govind-So Mujhe shayad tum jaante nahi ho but main hum Govind bose and ye hain meri wife Pallavi bose.. Or inko aap DK bulaa shaktey hain ye humare boss k right hand hain..

Rakesh-Aapke boss??

Govind-Ji Humse Uppar bhi ek boss hai don't worry..

Rakesh- Hi sir nice to meet you..

"Hello Mr Rakesh Glad to see you here, we need loyal people like you"

Matlab wahaan woh 3 shaks they ye 3rd banda jo tha ye tha Iss game k sabse Uppar k khilaadi kaa right hand.. Or mujhe ye caahiye tha yahi mill gaya..

Govind-So lets not waste our time and get straight to the point.. Humlog Uttarakhand market close kar rahe hain or hum seedha Gurugram, Haryana shift horahe hain wahaan se pura North India control karenge hum Yahaan jitana monthly income thi wahaan woh per hour ki hogi.. And risk?? 0 ZERO.. ek he issue tha woh AP usko maine maar diya..

DK-I know maine already bahot tareef kar lee Govind Tumhaari but that was an amazing job..Tumne woh kardiya jo bade bade log nahi kar Paae..

Pallavi-Yeah honey that was a brilliant plan to get rid of Him..

Govind-I know I know.. I mean ek novjawaan ladka he toh hai woh Kitana tejj hoga?? Jitani uski ummar utana toh apna experience hai..

Dk-Agree.. Great job Govind..

Rakesh-Yeah sahi kiya boss udaadiya saale ko..

Main-Oh fuck ye gaya bhenchod.. Fuck Gaadi nikaal Gaadi nikaal..

Chang - Why??

Main - Ye marrne waala hai..

Govind-Hath Uppar hillna nahi saale.. Hath Uppar.. Guards..

DK-Kya hua??

Govind-Tujhe kaise pata maine bomb se udaaya unhe??

Humlog Verna Mein baith chuke they tabtak..I know ye pakkada jaayega ye Baat suntey he kyunki ye Govind bahot shyaana hai maadarchod..


Rakes-w. W. W. Woh.. Actually..

Govind - Guards talaashi lo iski..

Guard-Tracker hai boss..

Govind - You fucking peice of shit.. DK Aap nikalo Yahaan se apne guards leke..

DK-AP jinda hai Matlab?? AP jinda hai?? You dumb motherfucker.. Tumne kaha tha..

Govind-Main sab theek kardunga don't worry aap Jaao aap Jaao..

Dk-Agar ye situation nahi sambhalli toh it's over then remember it's over..

Continued..

Lajawab update bhai

 

[Rajesh]

Update-200(Sachin)

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Govind-Haan toh Kahaan hai AP?

Rakesh-Tera Baap hai woh Baap kuttey ki mout marega tujhe woh..

Govind - Woh toh Baad ki Baat Hai and unfortunately woh dekhne k liye tu jinda nahi rahega..

Uske Baad wahaan ek goli chali.. Rakesh gaya humlog Gaadi Mein they or udhar he Jaa rahe they lekin ab koi faayda nahi tha wohlog Jaa chuke honge..

Main-Roukk le Gaadi they'll be long gone..

Chang - Yep..

Main-But jaaenge Kahaan ek kaam karo mujhe waapis ghar drop karo and tumlog inke farmhouse par najar rakho wahaan toh aana he paddega unko kyunki unke Saare documents wagairaah uss farmhouse Mein he hain toh wahaan toh jaaenge he wohlog.. Roorkee se bahaar abhi Jaa nahi shaktey wohlog toh dekh lenge kabtak bhaagenge.
Mujhe unke through unke boss takk pohanchana tha warna inn dono ko toh main literally kabhi bhi thok shakta tha..

Chang ne mujhe ghar drop kiya and woh log nikale wahaan se, ghar jaatey he main turant sogaya bc painkillers kam karne padenge bahot nind aarahi hai bhenchod nind nahi behonshi he lagaalo fuck, lekin painkiller bandh kiye toh dard Gand maardega bc. Ab meri aankh khulli subah mere mobile k bajjne se jo Principal kaa tha maine uthaya..

Prin-Hey Ankit how are you??

Main-I am ok sir bus thodi tabiyat kharaab hai.

Prin-Oh good to hear tum theek ho. Listen aaj college Mein PTM hai and Tumhaara aana bahot jaruri hai kyunki kaafi parents ki request hai ki tumse millein woh, toh tumhe aana he hoga Ankit..

Main-OK sir aajaaunga main..

Prin-Great.. 8 am it starts..

Main-I'll be a little late but I'll be there..

Prin-Sure..

Call disconnected..

Bc chala Jaata hun college Yahaan raha toh fir behonh ho jaaunga itana aalash theek nahi hai issliye main utha kapdey change karne laga. Mere sareer Mein bahot chot lagi thi but dikhne laayak nahi thi sirr Mein danda laga tha woh bhi baal set karne k Baad dikhne waala nahi tha issliye maine kapdey change kiye then painkillers liye and Gaadi leke nikala college k liye parking Mein aaya toh bc kaafi bheed thi aaj parents wagairaah kaafi aae they. Ab wahaan pohanchtey-2 mera sir Dard karne laga tha bc and chakkar bhi aarahe they painkillers ki wajah se obviously, issliye maine Akshay ko call kiya woh lawda college jarur aaya hoga, ussne phone uthaya..

Main-Kahaan hai lawde??

Akshay-College sir..

Main-Ek kaam kar main woh meeting Mein Jaa raha hun Jahaan bc pura din lagega ab tujhe karna ye hai ki harr 1 - 1.5 ghantey Mein wahaan andar mere pass aana or bolna ki mujhe bahaar koi bula raha hai tab main bolunga 2 minutes Mein aaya Iss bich tujhe ek toh kadak chaaye and 1 cigarette leke parking Mein pohanchana hai.. Karlega??

Akshay-Aapka hukmum sarr aankhon par sir.. Dont worry..

Main-Bhullne kaa nahi..

Call disconnected.. Ab main andar hall Mein gaya toh bc wahaan bahot Saare parents aaye they chud gaya pura din aaj kaa toh ab maine apna Naam dhunda and wahaan chair par Jaake baitha toh bc mere se milne bahot Saare parents aaye they. Mere aatey he silsila suru hua jo bc bahut boring tha kaisa hai mera beta, meri beti padhne Mein kaisi hai, mera beta ye hai meri beti woh bhenchod pakka diya then finally Akshay aaya mere pass same line boli ussne ki mujhe bahaar bulaaya hai uske Baad maine usko bola 2 minutes Mein aaya then woh gaya or 2 minutes baad main sabko excuse me bolke 100 ki speed se parking Mein gaya Jahaan Akshay Chaaye liye khadda tha hum dono meri Gaadi Mein baithe cigarette jalaai chaaye ki chuski Lee toh bhenchod bhayanak kadak chaaye thi dimag khull gaya ek baar toh Waah.. Finally kuch toh raahat milli..

Main-Gajab aisa ek do baar or kardey nihaal he kardega...

Akshay-Sure sir..

Main waapis andar gaya and fir meeting continue ki then ghantey bharr k baad Akshay fir aaya and main fir gaya.. Kand karke waapis aaya fresh mood k sath and then continue kiya. Third time fir aisa he hua Akshay mujhe bulaake gaya and main parking Mein gaya usase chaaye Lee he thi ki wahaan 4 bandey aaye ab mujhe laga honge koi gandu lekin woh maadarchod mujhe he ghurrne lage wahaan khaddey hoke..

Main-Yess???

Aadmi1-Remember me?? I am Sachin...

Main-Kon Sachin?? Oh neha kaa fiance... Hi usko lene aaya hai??

Sachin-Nahi tujhe kuch sikhane aaya hun..

Main - Kya?? A Akshay Jaake Neha mam ko bulaake laa toh..

Sachin-Uske piche chuppne se bachega nahi..

Akshay gaya wahaan se iska ilaaj bhi karna padega but Pehle Neha ko situation samjhaake , ye naa ho bc mujhe he ulta padd jaae ye sab..

Sachin-Tujhe kya laga tha Sachin toh chutiya hai.

Main-Nahi not at all kabhi nahi laga but aaj sure hogaya ki tu chutiya hai..

Tab Wahan Akshay k sath Neha aai..

Neha-Sachin what the hell are you doing here?? I told you it's over..

Main-Wait what?? Breakup hochuka tumhara?? What the hell..

Neha-Yeah because he is a lying scumbag who doesn't know how to treat women..

Sachin-Or you are a lying whore who sleeps with everyone behind my back..

Main-No no no no.. Stop that.. Ye Yahaan kabse tera wait kar rahi thi faithfully jabki tu abroad Mein najaane kitani ladkiyon k sath so chuka hoga and Tu isse whore bol raha hai?? Aise thodi chalega..

Sachin-Yeah she is a whore.. And ab tujhe bataunga main kya hota hai if you touch my women..

Neha-Just leave ok.. Just leave.. Or I'll call the police..

Main-Don't worry about the police Neha ye tumhe kabhi disturb nahi karega..

Ye sun ab ummein se ek bandey ne apne hathon Mein pehney knuckle dusters bhenchod ab thoda serious hona padega kyunki ye ek punch lag gaya toh haddi tutt jaaegi..

Main-Akshay meri chaaye pakkad toh.

Akshay - Hell no sir itane time Baad moukka milla hai main toh hath saaf karunga.. Mam ko dedo..

Itane Mein woh knuckle dusters waala banda aage aaya mujhe punch maarna caaha main bacha and uss cup Mein se chaaye maari uske munh k Uppar woh chilaatey hue gaya piche bikes k Uppar se niche girra or girrtey he Akshay jhapta uske Uppar ye dekh dusara banda aage aaya lekin usse aage aane he naa diya maine Pehle he di kick uske pait Mein woh wahin jukh gaya or jukhtey he maine maari laat uski taang k Uppar woh niche girra and girrtey he maara maine uske munh k Uppar bhayanak punch saale kaa thobda futt gaya ye dekh k 3rd banda toh literally Bhaag gaya wahaan se dikha he nahi bc tab Sachin darrta darrta aage aaya ussne mujhe punch maarna caaha jisse maine left hand se pakkada or right hand se diya uske munh k Uppar ek bahot he bhayanak punch woh bhenchod apne ghutano par girra tab maari maine laat uske munh k Uppar ek dum sahi jagah par saale ki naak tutt gayi hogi woh niche girr padda or girrtey he maine di uski ribs k Uppar ek or bhayanak laat saale ki ribs gayi woh chilaaya main keval ek he foot use kar raha tha dusari par pressure nahi daal raha tha agar daal deta toh uske stitches again tutt jaatey and khoon khoon hojaata bc.. Ab woh niche girra baawlon ki tarah pair maarne laga and finally ek Gaadi kaa sahara leke uthne laga ab woh apne hath bonut par rakh k uth raha tha Jahaan mujhe dikhi solid opportunity or maine Bhaag k maari usske ussi hath k bichon bich ek jordaar laat woh bhenchod kaa munh laga Gaadi k Uppar and woh Gand faad chilaatey hue niche girra Matlab uska hath tutt chukka tha ab woh second banda utha or bhaagne laga lekin bich Mein main tha..

Main-Aise kaise bhosdk leke Jaa inko..

Ye sun ussne Sachin ko uthaya Akshay ne bhi first bandey ko laal bana diya tha usko chhoda ussne..

Main-Sun be aajke Baad Neha k aas pass bhi aaya naa toh itana maardunga bc ki doctor bhi samjh naa Paaega Kahaan se jodde tereko..

Ye sun woh banda un dono ko leke 100 ki speed se bhaaga wahaan se.. Ye bhi jaruri tha bhenchod isko bahot din se chull machi thi maadarchod.. Ab mitt jaaegi..

Continued..

Bechare sachin ki to ichha bahut hi jaldi puri ho gayi wo solid tarike se supreb, kuch jyada hi chul machi thi sale ko



Awesame update bro maza aa gaya

 

[Rajesh]

Update-201(He is Smart)

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Neha-Ankit kya jarurat thi ye sab karne ki..

Main-I hate when people disrespect my friends.. Also he doesn't deserve you so sahi kiya tumne isko chhodke..

Neha-Thanks for the confidence..

Ye bolke ussne mujhe hug kiya..

Main-No problem.. Chalo tum aata hun main..

Ye sun woh mujhse alag hui or wahan se bahaar nikal gayi..

Akshay-J Baat sir..

Main-Nahi be keval friend hai woh.. Sochna bhi matt kuch.. Laa cigarette de..

Akshay-Lo.. Chaaye laaun?

Main-Naa..

Maine Sutta piya wahaan and waapis aaya abki baar maine sabko jaldi jaldi niptaaya bus Haan naa Mein nikaala sabko.. And finally dopehar 3 baje takk main free hogaya tha.. Chaaye or cigarettes ne mere sirr Dard ko durr rakha jo achhi Baat thi.. And finally main free hoke parking ki side aaraha tha ki wahaan mujhe Mukesh or Vikash dikh gaye unke sath Mukesh kaa bapu bhi tha jisase main mill chuka hun Pehle, inspector hai woh, still uniform Mein tha woh..

Main-Arrey aao aao Kahaan gayab they?? Acha papa bhi aaye hain..

Inspector - Namaste Ankit ji..

Main-Namaste inspector sahab kaise hain aap??

Insp-Bus same busy.. Sorry actually main ptm Mein aane waala tha but late hogaya main..

Main-Koi dikkat nahi hai main yahan hun Baaki jiss teacher se millna hain woh bhi mill he jaayenge..

Insp-Mujhe toh bus aapse he millna hai.. Neha bitiya se main mill he leta hun harr ek do din Mein..


Main-I see i see.. Chinta matt kijiye yelog bahot he acha kar rahe hain dono he bahot acha..Ab toh cigarette bandh he kardi hongi??

Mukesh-Ji sir.. Jaisa aapka hukkam tha..

Insp-Arrey ab toh yelog pure rules waale hogaye hain time se sona time se Khaana khelna kuddana.. And all..

Main-Wahi toh main bola tha inko ki padhaai toh koi bhi karlega lekin Pehle khudko sambhaalo woh jaruri hai..

Insp-Wahi main kabse sikhaana caah raha tha inko lekin ye nahi sudhare but aapne sudhaar diya..

Main-Ji ji bataaya toh tha maine mere favourite log hain ye Yahaan par toh inke liye kuch bhi.. Aap Kahaan busy chal rahe hain Aajkal??

Insp-Bus yahi chal raha hai log Marr rahe hain daily kon Maar raha hai kyun Maar raha hai koi idea nahi hai bus drugs related hai ye maalum hai..

Main-I see i see.. Well keep doing what you are doing sir. Always a pleasure..

Insp-Same sir same.. Thanks for taking the time..

Main-Ji.. Anytime..

Mukesh-Paa humlog sir k sath chale jaayenge ghar aapko duty par jaaana hoga..

Main-Yeah ofcourse aao aao..

Main un dono k sath nikala college se unko ghar drop kiya and ghar aaya kuch derr ki nind lee shyam ko utha Chang and Ami still woh farmhouse par najar rakhe hue they.. Maine unke pass call kiya...

Chang-Nothing till now boss. Bus Ek budhiya nokaraani hai 70+ age hogi ye maid hai unki iski details nikaali toh sab clean hai.. Then ek newspaper waala aata hai jo bahaar se he paper faink deta hai then ek dudh waala aata hai and uske Baad kachre waala in teeno kaa picha kiya maine toh yelog normal job kartey hain apni ghar ghar jaatey hain sab clean tha boss..

Main-Don't worry aayenge jarur aana he padega dusara option he naa hai.

Chang-Yeah I know.. Aayenge toh dharr lenge..

Main-Yess. Ek minute cut kar toh Minister Manoj kaa call aaraha hai.

Call disconnected..
Manoj kaa call aaraha tha toh maine uthaya..

Manoj-Ankit news on karo jaldi.. Bahot he urgent hai..

Main-OK..

Main bahaar hall Mein aaya tv on kiya jo already news par he tha or headline dekhte he mere munh se nikala "Oh Maadarchod"..

Kyunki Saamne meri news chal rahi thi.. Saamne screen par news waale ek video clip chala rahe they jisme Govind Bose mere baare Mein bol raha tha..

Anchor-Ji nahi ye koi majaak yaa fir koi fake news nahi hai ye video clip abhi 15 minute Pehle he social media par viral hui hai isme jo shaks aapko dikh raha hai woh koi or nahi mashoor criminal Govind Bose hai jinki mout kaafi saal Pehle hogayi thi lekin ab ye saaf hai ki woh jinda hain.. Or isase bhi shocking news aapko abhi milne waali hai ji Haan aaplog khud he dekhiye ye clip..

Video chali jissme Govind baitha tha akela..

Govind-Hello Uttarakhand bhull toh nahi gaye honge mujhe??Kyunki bhullne waale toh kaam he nahi kiye they maine.. Hahahaahh.. So jaisa ki tumlog dekh rahe ho main jinda hun mujhe kabhi kuch hua he nahi tha ye sab fake tha. So tum soch rahe hoge Kahaan Bhaag gaya tha main kya kar raha tha main toh iska Jawaab dedun, Main yahin tha Roorkee Mein Yahaan se kabhi gaya he nahi tha main kya kar raha tha?? Jo kaam adhura reh gaya tha usko pura kar raha tha or kar bhi liya.. Pichle 6 saal se tumlogon ne jo bhi drug related news suni hai woh mujhse related thi woh mere through he hua tha Uttarakhand kaa drug game mere under chal raha tha or chal he raha hai or koi kuch nahi kar paaya koi bhi nahi.. Aaj Uttarakhand kaa harr drug addict mere drugs leta hai i ended the competition a while ago now its me and only me. Lekin ye reason nahi hai mere tumsab k Saamne aane kaa woh reason toh mujhse bhi important hai bahot important actually inn sab k bich mujhe kuch aisa mill gaya jisse India kaa almost harr ek criminal dhund raha hai ji Haan.AP kaa Naam toh sabne suna he hoga bhalla kissne nahi suna hoga AP the great some people call him, North India kaa sabse bada cehra ji Haan. Usse obviously tadipaar kardiya gaya uske state se uski family ne he kiya obviously toh ab uske piche kuch nahi bacha naa Naam naa paisa naa family ki power so woh chipp gaya obviously kyunki harr criminal maarna caaahta hai usko obviously main bhi yahi caaahta hun ye nahi ki ussne mera kuch bigaad liya yaa kuch bigaad lega woh . Toh sab soch rahe hain woh Kahaan hai?? Main batata hun woh Roorkee Mein he hai sahi suna apni Roorkee Mein ye hai uski current Photo..

Ye bolke ussne meri current photo show ki camera par..

Govind-Ab Kahaan hai Roorkee Mein kaise hai ye dhundana dusaron kaa kaam hai but remember akela hai woh or uski jindagi kitani kimati hai ye sabko pata hai so thank me latter..

And video over hogayi..

Anchor-Toh suna aaplogon ne 2-2 shocking news milli hain Iss video clip se.. AP humari Roorkee Mein kyun?? Kaise?? Or Kahaan hai?? Waise Roorkee Mein rehna koi illegal nahi hai lekin fir bhi AP ko sab jaante he hain woh bina koi reason kahin bhi nahi Jaata toh unke Yahaan aane ki kya wajah hogi?? Or sabse bada issue Govind bose jinda hai or kissi ko kuch bhi nahi pata police, cbi, ncb and state government inn sab k pass kya koi Jawaab hoga?? Drugs ko kaise rokkenge ab State Government..

Manoj-Suna?? AP..

Maine Dhyaan diya toh phone still on he tha..

Main-Yeah..

Manoj-Ye sab kyun kiya ussne?? Itana risk kyun liya ussne..

Main-Risk toh lena he tha bahot he jyaada bada game khel gaya woh mere piche ab bahot log padd jaayenge jisase main usase durr hojaaunga or woh sab end karke nikal jaaega aisa plan hai uska.

Manoj-Lekin ye kaam woh bina apni identity dikhaae bhi toh kar shakta tha toh kyun Saamne aaya woh??

Main-Iske bhi kaafi reasons hain first toh usse public k Saamne toh aana he tha kyunki ab woh Andrew's k liye kaam karne waala hai or uske liye isko public k andar apna khouff bharna hai log bhull chuke they isko lekin ab sab sochenge ye kaise hogaya or ye itana aage pohanch gaya isase iski image ban jaaegi issne apni biwi k jinda hone kaa jikarr nahi kiya kyunki agar dobara past jaisi situation aai toh iski biwi ko kon dhundega?? Koi nahi.. Then agar ye bina identity dikhaae mere Yahaan aane ki khabar failaata toh kon vishwas karta?? Koi bhi nahi aisi news rojj aati hain mere baare Mein Kabhi main Delhi Mein hota hun kabhi Mumbai kabhi Pune kabhi Chennai etcetra.. toh iski Baat kon maanta?? Lekin ab sab maanenge.. Toh isse public k Saamne aana toh tha he sath sath meri aisi taisi bhi kardi issne..

Mera phone baar baar beep beep kar raha tha kyunki ek sath kaafi calls aarahe they Neha kaa Principal kaa Mukesh and Vikash kaa bhi.. Yaani inko bhi pata lag gaya tha..

Manoj-Toh issne ye kyun chupaya ki tumne iska empire khatam kardiya??

Main-Kyunki ye aisa karta toh public mere sath jaati sabko pata hai ye drugs kaa business karta hai toh maine jo kiya woh acha he kiya kisske Kehne par kiya?? Obviously Tumhaare Kehne par kiya isase Tumhaari party ko or public support millta bahot jyaada or aisa karne par mere dushman jo ab mere piche aaenge ye news sunke woh samjh jaate ki mere piche nahi Jaa shaktey kyunki State government mere sath hai.. Toh isme Usska koi faayda nahi tha issliye ussne keval ye kaha main Yahaan hun then ye news obviously Andrew's talk bhi gayi hai toh agar ye bolta ki maine uska empire khatam kardiya toh Andrew's leta he nahi isko kyunki aisa toh Namit bhatt tha he jisko maine end kardiya Andrew's ko Namit jaisa nahi Namit se laakh gunna better banda caahiye jo ye banke dikha raha hai but hai nahi.. He is smart very very very smart.. Sab plan karke kiya hai ussne..

Manoj-Then ab kya kiya jaae??

Main-sabse Pehle toh college waalon ko calm karna padega unko new story deni padegi..

Manoj- Woh toh hojaaega Actually college mein 70% shares apne ex health minister K hain Yaad hai bataaya tha unke baare Mein??

Main-Haan Haan jo Tumhaare sath tha jab tumlogon ne Govind kaa parda faash kiya tha..

Manoj-Haan party k liye ussne apni post Chhod di thi mera bahot acha dost hai toh main principal ko bula lunga or kya kehna hai tum kehna apni Baat maanani he padegi unko..

Main-Ek kaam karo aap Principal ko call karo usko or ek Neha karke madam hai un dono ko bulaao aapki haweli par abhi then mere area k ek inspector hain Rakesh Naam hai unka unko bhi bulaao. Main aaraha hun..

Manoj-Ok ok..

Call disconnected.. Mera phone baje Jaa raha tha lekin Pehle maine Chang ko call kiya..

Chang-Ji boss..

Main-Gand Marr gayi hai..

Chang - Kya hua??

Maine bataaya usko sab..

Chang - Nice dude nice.. Ye bhenchod kuch jyaada he shyaana nahi hai..

Main-Yep..

Chang-Ab??

Main-Ab nothing main Manoj k Yahaan rahunga wahaan lawda koi kuch karlega mera and tumlog ko koi dhund paaega nahi so wahin raho.. Main karta hun ilaaj iska..

Chang - OK boss..

Call disconnected..

Bhenchod bahot bada game khel gaya tha Govind bahi jyaada bada.. Koi naa maja toh ab aaega.. Lets play beta Govind..

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Bc gobind to bahut syana nikla par koi na iska bhi ilaaj ho hi jayega kuch din me

Nice update bro maza aa gaya
Waiting for the next update

 

[Love 1994]

Aaj ke update ne & #@% hi faad di he sabki
Govind ne bada game khela he like bahut bada
AP ka secret revile kiya he usne jis wajah se bahut bada kaand hoga
Jo jo AP ko marne ke liye dhund rahe they sath hi jo AP ko apne sath milane ke liye dhund rahe they wo sab ayenge

Jahir he AP sab Handel kar lega lekin sath hi haryana me bhi ye news gai hogi aur family/team ko bhi pata chala hoga ki ab AP kaha he dekhna hoga kya wo AP ke piche aate hai?
Wese court ke hisab se agar Govind ne ye sabit kiya hota ki AP yaha reh ke kya kar raha hai
To jyada L lagte AP ke
Ya lag bhi sakte hai dekhna padega akhir ab is sab kya asar hota hai

 

[Tahirtahir111]

Zabardast update

 

[Elite thooko]

Very nice update bhidu

 

[Sushilnkt]

Bahut sundar