Update-201(He is Smart)
Neha-Ankit kya jarurat thi ye sab karne ki..
Main-I hate when people disrespect my friends.. Also he doesn't deserve you so sahi kiya tumne isko chhodke..
Neha-Thanks for the confidence..
Ye bolke ussne mujhe hug kiya..
Main-No problem.. Chalo tum aata hun main..
Ye sun woh mujhse alag hui or wahan se bahaar nikal gayi..
Akshay-J Baat sir..
Main-Nahi be keval friend hai woh.. Sochna bhi matt kuch.. Laa cigarette de..
Akshay-Lo.. Chaaye laaun?
Main-Naa..
Maine Sutta piya wahaan and waapis aaya abki baar maine sabko jaldi jaldi niptaaya bus Haan naa Mein nikaala sabko.. And finally dopehar 3 baje takk main free hogaya tha.. Chaaye or cigarettes ne mere sirr Dard ko durr rakha jo achhi Baat thi.. And finally main free hoke parking ki side aaraha tha ki wahaan mujhe Mukesh or Vikash dikh gaye unke sath Mukesh kaa bapu bhi tha jisase main mill chuka hun Pehle, inspector hai woh, still uniform Mein tha woh..
Main-Arrey aao aao Kahaan gayab they?? Acha papa bhi aaye hain..
Inspector - Namaste Ankit ji..
Main-Namaste inspector sahab kaise hain aap??
Insp-Bus same busy.. Sorry actually main ptm Mein aane waala tha but late hogaya main..
Main-Koi dikkat nahi hai main yahan hun Baaki jiss teacher se millna hain woh bhi mill he jaayenge..
Insp-Mujhe toh bus aapse he millna hai.. Neha bitiya se main mill he leta hun harr ek do din Mein..
Main-I see i see.. Chinta matt kijiye yelog bahot he acha kar rahe hain dono he bahot acha..Ab toh cigarette bandh he kardi hongi??
Mukesh-Ji sir.. Jaisa aapka hukkam tha..
Insp-Arrey ab toh yelog pure rules waale hogaye hain time se sona time se Khaana khelna kuddana.. And all..
Main-Wahi toh main bola tha inko ki padhaai toh koi bhi karlega lekin Pehle khudko sambhaalo woh jaruri hai..
Insp-Wahi main kabse sikhaana caah raha tha inko lekin ye nahi sudhare but aapne sudhaar diya..
Main-Ji ji bataaya toh tha maine mere favourite log hain ye Yahaan par toh inke liye kuch bhi.. Aap Kahaan busy chal rahe hain Aajkal??
Insp-Bus yahi chal raha hai log Marr rahe hain daily kon Maar raha hai kyun Maar raha hai koi idea nahi hai bus drugs related hai ye maalum hai..
Main-I see i see.. Well keep doing what you are doing sir. Always a pleasure..
Insp-Same sir same.. Thanks for taking the time..
Main-Ji.. Anytime..
Mukesh-Paa humlog sir k sath chale jaayenge ghar aapko duty par jaaana hoga..
Main-Yeah ofcourse aao aao..
Main un dono k sath nikala college se unko ghar drop kiya and ghar aaya kuch derr ki nind lee shyam ko utha Chang and Ami still woh farmhouse par najar rakhe hue they.. Maine unke pass call kiya...
Chang-Nothing till now boss. Bus Ek budhiya nokaraani hai 70+ age hogi ye maid hai unki iski details nikaali toh sab clean hai.. Then ek newspaper waala aata hai jo bahaar se he paper faink deta hai then ek dudh waala aata hai and uske Baad kachre waala in teeno kaa picha kiya maine toh yelog normal job kartey hain apni ghar ghar jaatey hain sab clean tha boss..
Main-Don't worry aayenge jarur aana he padega dusara option he naa hai.
Chang-Yeah I know.. Aayenge toh dharr lenge..
Main-Yess. Ek minute cut kar toh Minister Manoj kaa call aaraha hai.
Call disconnected..
Manoj kaa call aaraha tha toh maine uthaya..
Manoj-Ankit news on karo jaldi.. Bahot he urgent hai..
Main-OK..
Main bahaar hall Mein aaya tv on kiya jo already news par he tha or headline dekhte he mere munh se nikala "Oh Maadarchod"..
Kyunki Saamne meri news chal rahi thi.. Saamne screen par news waale ek video clip chala rahe they jisme Govind Bose mere baare Mein bol raha tha..
Anchor-Ji nahi ye koi majaak yaa fir koi fake news nahi hai ye video clip abhi 15 minute Pehle he social media par viral hui hai isme jo shaks aapko dikh raha hai woh koi or nahi mashoor criminal Govind Bose hai jinki mout kaafi saal Pehle hogayi thi lekin ab ye saaf hai ki woh jinda hain.. Or isase bhi shocking news aapko abhi milne waali hai ji Haan aaplog khud he dekhiye ye clip..
Video chali jissme Govind baitha tha akela..
Govind-Hello Uttarakhand bhull toh nahi gaye honge mujhe??Kyunki bhullne waale toh kaam he nahi kiye they maine.. Hahahaahh.. So jaisa ki tumlog dekh rahe ho main jinda hun mujhe kabhi kuch hua he nahi tha ye sab fake tha. So tum soch rahe hoge Kahaan Bhaag gaya tha main kya kar raha tha main toh iska Jawaab dedun, Main yahin tha Roorkee Mein Yahaan se kabhi gaya he nahi tha main kya kar raha tha?? Jo kaam adhura reh gaya tha usko pura kar raha tha or kar bhi liya.. Pichle 6 saal se tumlogon ne jo bhi drug related news suni hai woh mujhse related thi woh mere through he hua tha Uttarakhand kaa drug game mere under chal raha tha or chal he raha hai or koi kuch nahi kar paaya koi bhi nahi.. Aaj Uttarakhand kaa harr drug addict mere drugs leta hai i ended the competition a while ago now its me and only me. Lekin ye reason nahi hai mere tumsab k Saamne aane kaa woh reason toh mujhse bhi important hai bahot important actually inn sab k bich mujhe kuch aisa mill gaya jisse India kaa almost harr ek criminal dhund raha hai ji Haan.AP kaa Naam toh sabne suna he hoga bhalla kissne nahi suna hoga AP the great some people call him, North India kaa sabse bada cehra ji Haan. Usse obviously tadipaar kardiya gaya uske state se uski family ne he kiya obviously toh ab uske piche kuch nahi bacha naa Naam naa paisa naa family ki power so woh chipp gaya obviously kyunki harr criminal maarna caaahta hai usko obviously main bhi yahi caaahta hun ye nahi ki ussne mera kuch bigaad liya yaa kuch bigaad lega woh . Toh sab soch rahe hain woh Kahaan hai?? Main batata hun woh Roorkee Mein he hai sahi suna apni Roorkee Mein ye hai uski current Photo..
Ye bolke ussne meri current photo show ki camera par..
Govind-Ab Kahaan hai Roorkee Mein kaise hai ye dhundana dusaron kaa kaam hai but remember akela hai woh or uski jindagi kitani kimati hai ye sabko pata hai so thank me latter..
And video over hogayi..
Anchor-Toh suna aaplogon ne 2-2 shocking news milli hain Iss video clip se.. AP humari Roorkee Mein kyun?? Kaise?? Or Kahaan hai?? Waise Roorkee Mein rehna koi illegal nahi hai lekin fir bhi AP ko sab jaante he hain woh bina koi reason kahin bhi nahi Jaata toh unke Yahaan aane ki kya wajah hogi?? Or sabse bada issue Govind bose jinda hai or kissi ko kuch bhi nahi pata police, cbi, ncb and state government inn sab k pass kya koi Jawaab hoga?? Drugs ko kaise rokkenge ab State Government..
Manoj-Suna?? AP..
Maine Dhyaan diya toh phone still on he tha..
Main-Yeah..
Manoj-Ye sab kyun kiya ussne?? Itana risk kyun liya ussne..
Main-Risk toh lena he tha bahot he jyaada bada game khel gaya woh mere piche ab bahot log padd jaayenge jisase main usase durr hojaaunga or woh sab end karke nikal jaaega aisa plan hai uska.
Manoj-Lekin ye kaam woh bina apni identity dikhaae bhi toh kar shakta tha toh kyun Saamne aaya woh??
Main-Iske bhi kaafi reasons hain first toh usse public k Saamne toh aana he tha kyunki ab woh Andrew's k liye kaam karne waala hai or uske liye isko public k andar apna khouff bharna hai log bhull chuke they isko lekin ab sab sochenge ye kaise hogaya or ye itana aage pohanch gaya isase iski image ban jaaegi issne apni biwi k jinda hone kaa jikarr nahi kiya kyunki agar dobara past jaisi situation aai toh iski biwi ko kon dhundega?? Koi nahi.. Then agar ye bina identity dikhaae mere Yahaan aane ki khabar failaata toh kon vishwas karta?? Koi bhi nahi aisi news rojj aati hain mere baare Mein Kabhi main Delhi Mein hota hun kabhi Mumbai kabhi Pune kabhi Chennai etcetra.. toh iski Baat kon maanta?? Lekin ab sab maanenge.. Toh isse public k Saamne aana toh tha he sath sath meri aisi taisi bhi kardi issne..
Mera phone baar baar beep beep kar raha tha kyunki ek sath kaafi calls aarahe they Neha kaa Principal kaa Mukesh and Vikash kaa bhi.. Yaani inko bhi pata lag gaya tha..
Manoj-Toh issne ye kyun chupaya ki tumne iska empire khatam kardiya??
Main-Kyunki ye aisa karta toh public mere sath jaati sabko pata hai ye drugs kaa business karta hai toh maine jo kiya woh acha he kiya kisske Kehne par kiya?? Obviously Tumhaare Kehne par kiya isase Tumhaari party ko or public support millta bahot jyaada or aisa karne par mere dushman jo ab mere piche aaenge ye news sunke woh samjh jaate ki mere piche nahi Jaa shaktey kyunki State government mere sath hai.. Toh isme Usska koi faayda nahi tha issliye ussne keval ye kaha main Yahaan hun then ye news obviously Andrew's talk bhi gayi hai toh agar ye bolta ki maine uska empire khatam kardiya toh Andrew's leta he nahi isko kyunki aisa toh Namit bhatt tha he jisko maine end kardiya Andrew's ko Namit jaisa nahi Namit se laakh gunna better banda caahiye jo ye banke dikha raha hai but hai nahi.. He is smart very very very smart.. Sab plan karke kiya hai ussne..
Manoj-Then ab kya kiya jaae??
Main-sabse Pehle toh college waalon ko calm karna padega unko new story deni padegi..
Manoj- Woh toh hojaaega Actually college mein 70% shares apne ex health minister K hain Yaad hai bataaya tha unke baare Mein??
Main-Haan Haan jo Tumhaare sath tha jab tumlogon ne Govind kaa parda faash kiya tha..
Manoj-Haan party k liye ussne apni post Chhod di thi mera bahot acha dost hai toh main principal ko bula lunga or kya kehna hai tum kehna apni Baat maanani he padegi unko..
Main-Ek kaam karo aap Principal ko call karo usko or ek Neha karke madam hai un dono ko bulaao aapki haweli par abhi then mere area k ek inspector hain Rakesh Naam hai unka unko bhi bulaao. Main aaraha hun..
Manoj-Ok ok..
Call disconnected.. Mera phone baje Jaa raha tha lekin Pehle maine Chang ko call kiya..
Chang-Ji boss..
Main-Gand Marr gayi hai..
Chang - Kya hua??
Maine bataaya usko sab..
Chang - Nice dude nice.. Ye bhenchod kuch jyaada he shyaana nahi hai..
Main-Yep..
Chang-Ab??
Main-Ab nothing main Manoj k Yahaan rahunga wahaan lawda koi kuch karlega mera and tumlog ko koi dhund paaega nahi so wahin raho.. Main karta hun ilaaj iska..
Chang - OK boss..
Call disconnected..
Bhenchod bahot bada game khel gaya tha Govind bahi jyaada bada.. Koi naa maja toh ab aaega.. Lets play beta Govind..
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