Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

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WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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[Ajay]

Update-118(Sudha Chaudhary)

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Reporter 4-So sir ab aage kya hoga?? Uday bhi nahi hai Anil bhi nahi hai or most probably Sunny bhi nahi hai.

Main-Now Namit bhai sahaab kaa wait hai dekhte hain kya woh bhi unke right hand bandey ki tarah kaayar hain jo masoom logon ko apni shield banaate hain yaa fir woh seedha mere Saamne aatey hain..

Repor-Namit Bhatt.. Ye ek bahot bada naam hai sir..

Main-Main kahaniyaan nahi padhta bhai bada chota sab barabar hai mere liye..

Repo-Sir Mera question still same hai aapne akele itane logon ko kaise haraaya?? Because this is impossible.. 1 vs 25 no way woh bhi guns k sath..

Main-Told you I am built different..

Report-Kitana different sir?? This doesn't even make sense..

Main-Your question doesn't make sense. Now please Jaane do.. Thanks..

Ye bol main wahaan se nikala Uppar aaya seedha room Mein gaya toh wahaan tv par meri news chal rahi thi or CBI waale sab news he dekh rahe they..

Main-Hii..

Kirti-Well hello there..

Main-Morning..

Kirti- Morning please sit down..just finishing up the News..

Main baitha wahaan news Mein mera abhi waala interview he chal raha tha..

Report-So Simple baat ye hai ki AP ne iska jawaab abhi bhi nahi diya ki ye sab hua kaise?? Dekhiye ye koi film toh hai nahi aise real life Mein Nahi Hota Akela aadmi aise nahi kar shakta.. Toh sawaal ab bhi wahi hai kya AP koi aam inshaan nahi hai kya uske pass koi super powers hain??

Main-What the fuckkkkk...

Reporter-Ji haan pata hai mujhe sunke ajeeb laga hoga kyunki super powers jaisi koi cheej nahi hoti toh fir sawaal ab bhi wahi hai kaise?? Kaise AP baar baar ye sab karleta hai itana easily..

Kirti ne tv off kiya..

Kirti-Well.. Tell me AP konsi superpower hai Tumhaare pass??

Main-I am smart..

Kirti- Well technically speaking ye bhi ek super power he hai.. Agar Tumhaara brain normal se jyaada chalta hai toh.

Main--Bahot jyaada..

Kirti-Well I don't know tumne kaise kiya but that is crazy stuff..

Main-I am Buil..

Kirti-Built different i know dekha news Mein maine.. Still that is crazy..

Main-I know.. So woh case kab uthaa rahe ho??

Kirti-Matlab??

Main-Aise Matt karo yaar I know woh case toh uthaaoge he tumlog itana bada mouka diya hai maine tumhe usse thodi hath se Jaane doge hell no...

Kirti-Just waiting for postmortem reports of all the victims and all.. Then we will be there..

Main-Nice.. Nice.. Nice.. Nice..

So aaj kaa case tha Red John k bhai waala. Jo Shimla based tha ab woh simple saa case tha I know maara usse maine bahot jyaada violently tha but akela woh tha akela main.. Story uski already taiyaar thi bus woh psychiatrist k chutiya sawaal they Usko aise kyun maara waise kyun maara? Kaisa feel hua maarke? Regret kartey ho woh decision.? Lund mera regret Karega bc.. Usko Jawaab deke main 2 ghanto Mein Aaj cbi se free hogaya tha.. Thankfully...Yelog ne Iss case Mein jyaada interest nahi liya jiska reason tha inhe ek bahot bada case dediya tha maine like bahot bada or usme inke pass saikdon mouke they. Isliye yelog ussi Mein lage they uske base par he meri gand Maar shaktey they yelog.. Aaj free hua toh maine socha Yahaan se Seedha college he chala jaata hun.. Maine Sam ko call kiya toh ussne uthaya nahi class Mein hoga or class bus over hone waali he hogi.. Main niche parking Mein aake gadi Mein baitha he tha ki Sam ka call aagaya..

Main-Kahan hai??

Sam-Canteen.. Class Mein tha..

Main-Aaraha hun main..

Sam-aaja..

Call disconnected..

Main wahaan se Seedha college ki side nikala.. College seedha parking Mein gaya Gaadi park ki toh maine dekha parking Mein banners wagaairaah lage they kaafi.. President elections aarahe they.. 3 banners they 1 Abhi kaa 2nd Shubham kaa or 1 banda tha Digvijay karke jo Bsc kaa tha.. Interesting.. Main wahan se canteen ki side aaya toh cehal pehal badh gayi thi elections k time sab log college Mein aatey hain jo bakchod maheeno se naa aaya ho woh bhi aata hai maje lene.. Classes kam he lagti hain bus bakchodi he chalti hai.. Mujhe still yaad hai jab Rohit president K election mein utha tha tab Main Sam or Ravi school Mein they or bakchodi karne college pohanch jaatey they.. Lekin ab Iss bakchodi se durr he rehna theek tha.. Main canteen Mein aaya toh canteen kaa chehra he badal rakha tha chairs wagaairaah alag jagah thi.. Ab chairs ko groups Mein daal rakha tha ek group Mein 15-20 chairs thi election fever tha ye bhi Yahaan election ki strategies discuss hoti hain.. Or abhi bhi horahi thi.. Abhi Ki gang Shubham ki gang dono he wahaan alag alag groups Mein baithtey they main aaram se nikal k seedha guffa Mein ghuss gaya kissi ne nahi dekha.. Warna bakchodi kartey.. Andar Rohit Ravi or Sam they..

Sam-Aaj jaldi he free hogaya??

Main-Yep.. Sutta pila bhai..

Sam-Yele..

Main-Kahaan se lee thi??

Sam-Yahin Laxman k pass se..

Main-Naya stock hai yaa purana??

Sam-Purana haibe... Kaafi bachi hain. Aatey toh hain nahi college..

Main - True..

Maine sutta jalaya he tha ki mera phone baja jo Anjali kaa tha..

Main-Haan darling..

Anjali - Boss cbi waale paper work maang rahe hain Sunny k case kaa. Main kuch din taal shakti hun..

Main-Arrey jarurat nahi hai taalne ki dede.. Apne Hath Mein jyaada kuch hai nahi caahe pura paper work ho, bakchodi toh fir bhi kar he shaktey hain woh..

Anjali-Dedun??

Main-Haan...Abhi jaldi degi toh jaldi kam khatam hoga..

Anjali ne aage kuch bola jo mujhe suna nahi kyunki bahaar canteen Mein Jo shorr horaha tha woh Ekdum se double triple hogaya bhenchod bahot loud..chappar chappar..

Anjali-Kahaan ghusse ho boss??

Main-College.. Tu rukk toh aise toh kaan faad denge ye..

Call disconnected..

Rohit-Iski Maa kaa ghonsla..

Main-Ye maadarchod Shubham or Abhi gandu he hain kya..

Rohit - 2 nahi hainbe 3 hain..

Main-Lund.. 3sra toh befaltu he hoga important toh Shubham or Abhi he hain..

Rohit-Lund mera hai Digvijay in dono ko ektarfa harra raha hai like akela..

Main-Really??

Rohit-Or nahi toh kya be.. Single handedly jeetega woh bcom or Bsc Mcom And msc kaa full support hai uske pass or idhar Btech Mtech BA MA waale Shubham or Abhi k bich Mein devided hai..

Main-Oh devide and rule khel gaye yelog smart..

Rohit-Haan. Last time bhi jeet Jaata Digvijay but last time ye dono ek hogaye they toh haar gaya woh.. Lekin Abhi ne aisi gand maari Shubham ki pucho Matt..

Main-Haan woh pata hai..

Sam-What the fuckkkkk.. Chupp karwao be.. Maadarchod..

Rohit guffa se bahaar nikala sachi Mein bahaar 3no parites waale they or woh log aapas Mein he behans kar rahe they jisase itana sound horaha tha..

Rohit- (Chilake) Abe chuppp..

Rohi itana jorr se chilaaya ki sablog ek dum se chupp hogaye or piche muddke usse he dekhne lage.. Humlog andar se he dekh rahe they because cigarette chaalu thi meri..

Rohit-Abe Pagal khane Mein aae ho kya aise jaanwaron ki tarah chillae Jaa rahe ho.. Idhar aarahe ho toh khaao peeyo or bahaar seedha Yahaan rajneeti nahi caahiye.. Saamne housing building hai ussme rent par rooms lo or apna party kaaryaalya wahaan banaa ya lawn Mein yaa ground Mein. Yahaan Baaki log bhi aatey hain..

"Kya Rohit bhai aapka chela Haar raha hai toh aise karoge kya ab??

Sam-Iski Maa ki chut ye kon bola..

Rohit-Kya bola be..

" Sahi toh bol raha Hai ye Rohit bhai aapka chela haarne laga toh jall gayi.. "


" Haan Last time toh kuch nahi bole Saari meetings yahin hoti thi..

Rohit-Last time main college Mein aata he maheene Mein 2 baar tha..

" Bus toh fir ab bhi aana bandh kardo kyunki main jeetunga he or uske baad fir Tumhaara chelon kaa aana Jaana bandh he hai toh tum aake kya karoge.."

Ye sun mujhe hansi aagayi technically speaking Rohit k chele hum bhi they Kyunki hum teeno he uske under Yahaan aane lage they....Main hansta hua bahaar aaya.. Or meri image Aajkal aisi chal rahi hai ki mujhe bahaar aata dekh sablog turant apni apni jagah baith gaye kyunki unhe maalum nahi tha Main college aaya hun.. Ye jo 3 bandey bole they unmein se 1 Digvijay tha or Baaki 2 uske chele Shubham or Abhi Rohit k Saamne boltey nahi..main seedha unhi k group Mein gaya or unhi ki chair par baith gaya..

Main-Technically speaking Rohit kaa chela main bhi hun..

Sam-Same..

Ravi-Idhar bhi..

Main-Toh mera Aana bandh karwaake dikha..

Digvi-W. W. Woh.. Woh.. Jeet jaaunga..

Main-Jeet gaya.. Lagaale... Tu bandh karwaa.. Baaki 2 kon they ek toh tu tha.. Chashme wale dusara tu tha.. Ek thappad Mein mutt dega like literally mutt dega tu.. Chaman chutiye jab tu nikar pehan k school Mein jaaya karta tha naa tab Rohit Yahaan ka president tha samjh raha hai??

Rohit-True fact hai..

Digvi-Rohit bhai inhe bataaya nahi aapne..

Main-Kya??

Rohit-Yahi ki iske sirr k Uppar Kiska hath hai..

Digvi-Haan..

Rohit-Well tujhe bataa dun ye AP hai isse farak nahi padta he doesn't give a fuck..

Main-Hai kon??

Rohit-Sudha Chaudhary.. Union minister.. Yaad hai??

Ye sun main hanste hue khadda hua wahaan se.. This is getting interesting very interesting...

Continued..

Nice update bhai

 

[Ajay]

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[Kingsingh]

SUPERB Bhai SUPERB
Kya point pe aake update khatam kiye ho Bhai. Ab to jab tak agla update nhi padunga chain nhi aayega.
FANTABULOUS

 

[Sarfraz khan]

Nice AP waiting for next

 

[Rizwan]

Update-118(Sudha Chaudhary)

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Reporter 4-So sir ab aage kya hoga?? Uday bhi nahi hai Anil bhi nahi hai or most probably Sunny bhi nahi hai.

Main-Now Namit bhai sahaab kaa wait hai dekhte hain kya woh bhi unke right hand bandey ki tarah kaayar hain jo masoom logon ko apni shield banaate hain yaa fir woh seedha mere Saamne aatey hain..

Repor-Namit Bhatt.. Ye ek bahot bada naam hai sir..

Main-Main kahaniyaan nahi padhta bhai bada chota sab barabar hai mere liye..

Repo-Sir Mera question still same hai aapne akele itane logon ko kaise haraaya?? Because this is impossible.. 1 vs 25 no way woh bhi guns k sath..

Main-Told you I am built different..

Report-Kitana different sir?? This doesn't even make sense..

Main-Your question doesn't make sense. Now please Jaane do.. Thanks..

Ye bol main wahaan se nikala Uppar aaya seedha room Mein gaya toh wahaan tv par meri news chal rahi thi or CBI waale sab news he dekh rahe they..

Main-Hii..

Kirti-Well hello there..

Main-Morning..

Kirti- Morning please sit down..just finishing up the News..

Main baitha wahaan news Mein mera abhi waala interview he chal raha tha..

Report-So Simple baat ye hai ki AP ne iska jawaab abhi bhi nahi diya ki ye sab hua kaise?? Dekhiye ye koi film toh hai nahi aise real life Mein Nahi Hota Akela aadmi aise nahi kar shakta.. Toh sawaal ab bhi wahi hai kya AP koi aam inshaan nahi hai kya uske pass koi super powers hain??

Main-What the fuckkkkk...

Reporter-Ji haan pata hai mujhe sunke ajeeb laga hoga kyunki super powers jaisi koi cheej nahi hoti toh fir sawaal ab bhi wahi hai kaise?? Kaise AP baar baar ye sab karleta hai itana easily..

Kirti ne tv off kiya..

Kirti-Well.. Tell me AP konsi superpower hai Tumhaare pass??

Main-I am smart..

Kirti- Well technically speaking ye bhi ek super power he hai.. Agar Tumhaara brain normal se jyaada chalta hai toh.

Main--Bahot jyaada..

Kirti-Well I don't know tumne kaise kiya but that is crazy stuff..

Main-I am Buil..

Kirti-Built different i know dekha news Mein maine.. Still that is crazy..

Main-I know.. So woh case kab uthaa rahe ho??

Kirti-Matlab??

Main-Aise Matt karo yaar I know woh case toh uthaaoge he tumlog itana bada mouka diya hai maine tumhe usse thodi hath se Jaane doge hell no...

Kirti-Just waiting for postmortem reports of all the victims and all.. Then we will be there..

Main-Nice.. Nice.. Nice.. Nice..

So aaj kaa case tha Red John k bhai waala. Jo Shimla based tha ab woh simple saa case tha I know maara usse maine bahot jyaada violently tha but akela woh tha akela main.. Story uski already taiyaar thi bus woh psychiatrist k chutiya sawaal they Usko aise kyun maara waise kyun maara? Kaisa feel hua maarke? Regret kartey ho woh decision.? Lund mera regret Karega bc.. Usko Jawaab deke main 2 ghanto Mein Aaj cbi se free hogaya tha.. Thankfully...Yelog ne Iss case Mein jyaada interest nahi liya jiska reason tha inhe ek bahot bada case dediya tha maine like bahot bada or usme inke pass saikdon mouke they. Isliye yelog ussi Mein lage they uske base par he meri gand Maar shaktey they yelog.. Aaj free hua toh maine socha Yahaan se Seedha college he chala jaata hun.. Maine Sam ko call kiya toh ussne uthaya nahi class Mein hoga or class bus over hone waali he hogi.. Main niche parking Mein aake gadi Mein baitha he tha ki Sam ka call aagaya..

Main-Kahan hai??

Sam-Canteen.. Class Mein tha..

Main-Aaraha hun main..

Sam-aaja..

Call disconnected..

Main wahaan se Seedha college ki side nikala.. College seedha parking Mein gaya Gaadi park ki toh maine dekha parking Mein banners wagaairaah lage they kaafi.. President elections aarahe they.. 3 banners they 1 Abhi kaa 2nd Shubham kaa or 1 banda tha Digvijay karke jo Bsc kaa tha.. Interesting.. Main wahan se canteen ki side aaya toh cehal pehal badh gayi thi elections k time sab log college Mein aatey hain jo bakchod maheeno se naa aaya ho woh bhi aata hai maje lene.. Classes kam he lagti hain bus bakchodi he chalti hai.. Mujhe still yaad hai jab Rohit president K election mein utha tha tab Main Sam or Ravi school Mein they or bakchodi karne college pohanch jaatey they.. Lekin ab Iss bakchodi se durr he rehna theek tha.. Main canteen Mein aaya toh canteen kaa chehra he badal rakha tha chairs wagaairaah alag jagah thi.. Ab chairs ko groups Mein daal rakha tha ek group Mein 15-20 chairs thi election fever tha ye bhi Yahaan election ki strategies discuss hoti hain.. Or abhi bhi horahi thi.. Abhi Ki gang Shubham ki gang dono he wahaan alag alag groups Mein baithtey they main aaram se nikal k seedha guffa Mein ghuss gaya kissi ne nahi dekha.. Warna bakchodi kartey.. Andar Rohit Ravi or Sam they..

Sam-Aaj jaldi he free hogaya??

Main-Yep.. Sutta pila bhai..

Sam-Yele..

Main-Kahaan se lee thi??

Sam-Yahin Laxman k pass se..

Main-Naya stock hai yaa purana??

Sam-Purana haibe... Kaafi bachi hain. Aatey toh hain nahi college..

Main - True..

Maine sutta jalaya he tha ki mera phone baja jo Anjali kaa tha..

Main-Haan darling..

Anjali - Boss cbi waale paper work maang rahe hain Sunny k case kaa. Main kuch din taal shakti hun..

Main-Arrey jarurat nahi hai taalne ki dede.. Apne Hath Mein jyaada kuch hai nahi caahe pura paper work ho, bakchodi toh fir bhi kar he shaktey hain woh..

Anjali-Dedun??

Main-Haan...Abhi jaldi degi toh jaldi kam khatam hoga..

Anjali ne aage kuch bola jo mujhe suna nahi kyunki bahaar canteen Mein Jo shorr horaha tha woh Ekdum se double triple hogaya bhenchod bahot loud..chappar chappar..

Anjali-Kahaan ghusse ho boss??

Main-College.. Tu rukk toh aise toh kaan faad denge ye..

Call disconnected..

Rohit-Iski Maa kaa ghonsla..

Main-Ye maadarchod Shubham or Abhi gandu he hain kya..

Rohit - 2 nahi hainbe 3 hain..

Main-Lund.. 3sra toh befaltu he hoga important toh Shubham or Abhi he hain..

Rohit-Lund mera hai Digvijay in dono ko ektarfa harra raha hai like akela..

Main-Really??

Rohit-Or nahi toh kya be.. Single handedly jeetega woh bcom or Bsc Mcom And msc kaa full support hai uske pass or idhar Btech Mtech BA MA waale Shubham or Abhi k bich Mein devided hai..

Main-Oh devide and rule khel gaye yelog smart..

Rohit-Haan. Last time bhi jeet Jaata Digvijay but last time ye dono ek hogaye they toh haar gaya woh.. Lekin Abhi ne aisi gand maari Shubham ki pucho Matt..

Main-Haan woh pata hai..

Sam-What the fuckkkkk.. Chupp karwao be.. Maadarchod..

Rohit guffa se bahaar nikala sachi Mein bahaar 3no parites waale they or woh log aapas Mein he behans kar rahe they jisase itana sound horaha tha..

Rohit- (Chilake) Abe chuppp..

Rohi itana jorr se chilaaya ki sablog ek dum se chupp hogaye or piche muddke usse he dekhne lage.. Humlog andar se he dekh rahe they because cigarette chaalu thi meri..

Rohit-Abe Pagal khane Mein aae ho kya aise jaanwaron ki tarah chillae Jaa rahe ho.. Idhar aarahe ho toh khaao peeyo or bahaar seedha Yahaan rajneeti nahi caahiye.. Saamne housing building hai ussme rent par rooms lo or apna party kaaryaalya wahaan banaa ya lawn Mein yaa ground Mein. Yahaan Baaki log bhi aatey hain..

"Kya Rohit bhai aapka chela Haar raha hai toh aise karoge kya ab??

Sam-Iski Maa ki chut ye kon bola..

Rohit-Kya bola be..

" Sahi toh bol raha Hai ye Rohit bhai aapka chela haarne laga toh jall gayi.. "


" Haan Last time toh kuch nahi bole Saari meetings yahin hoti thi..

Rohit-Last time main college Mein aata he maheene Mein 2 baar tha..

" Bus toh fir ab bhi aana bandh kardo kyunki main jeetunga he or uske baad fir Tumhaara chelon kaa aana Jaana bandh he hai toh tum aake kya karoge.."

Ye sun mujhe hansi aagayi technically speaking Rohit k chele hum bhi they Kyunki hum teeno he uske under Yahaan aane lage they....Main hansta hua bahaar aaya.. Or meri image Aajkal aisi chal rahi hai ki mujhe bahaar aata dekh sablog turant apni apni jagah baith gaye kyunki unhe maalum nahi tha Main college aaya hun.. Ye jo 3 bandey bole they unmein se 1 Digvijay tha or Baaki 2 uske chele Shubham or Abhi Rohit k Saamne boltey nahi..main seedha unhi k group Mein gaya or unhi ki chair par baith gaya..

Main-Technically speaking Rohit kaa chela main bhi hun..

Sam-Same..

Ravi-Idhar bhi..

Main-Toh mera Aana bandh karwaake dikha..

Digvi-W. W. Woh.. Woh.. Jeet jaaunga..

Main-Jeet gaya.. Lagaale... Tu bandh karwaa.. Baaki 2 kon they ek toh tu tha.. Chashme wale dusara tu tha.. Ek thappad Mein mutt dega like literally mutt dega tu.. Chaman chutiye jab tu nikar pehan k school Mein jaaya karta tha naa tab Rohit Yahaan ka president tha samjh raha hai??

Rohit-True fact hai..

Digvi-Rohit bhai inhe bataaya nahi aapne..

Main-Kya??

Rohit-Yahi ki iske sirr k Uppar Kiska hath hai..

Digvi-Haan..

Rohit-Well tujhe bataa dun ye AP hai isse farak nahi padta he doesn't give a fuck..

Main-Hai kon??

Rohit-Sudha Chaudhary.. Union minister.. Yaad hai??

Ye sun main hanste hue khadda hua wahaan se.. This is getting interesting very interesting...

Continued..

Haaaaaaaa both hi fantastic update Hy AP bahi

 

[Tripuri chakraborty]

Nice update

 

[Dragon master]

Waiting bhai aj update

 

[Raj142]

WAITING FOR NEXT UPDATE

 

[Rajesh]

Update-118(Sudha Chaudhary)

​

Reporter 4-So sir ab aage kya hoga?? Uday bhi nahi hai Anil bhi nahi hai or most probably Sunny bhi nahi hai.

Main-Now Namit bhai sahaab kaa wait hai dekhte hain kya woh bhi unke right hand bandey ki tarah kaayar hain jo masoom logon ko apni shield banaate hain yaa fir woh seedha mere Saamne aatey hain..

Repor-Namit Bhatt.. Ye ek bahot bada naam hai sir..

Main-Main kahaniyaan nahi padhta bhai bada chota sab barabar hai mere liye..

Repo-Sir Mera question still same hai aapne akele itane logon ko kaise haraaya?? Because this is impossible.. 1 vs 25 no way woh bhi guns k sath..

Main-Told you I am built different..

Report-Kitana different sir?? This doesn't even make sense..

Main-Your question doesn't make sense. Now please Jaane do.. Thanks..

Ye bol main wahaan se nikala Uppar aaya seedha room Mein gaya toh wahaan tv par meri news chal rahi thi or CBI waale sab news he dekh rahe they..

Main-Hii..

Kirti-Well hello there..

Main-Morning..

Kirti- Morning please sit down..just finishing up the News..

Main baitha wahaan news Mein mera abhi waala interview he chal raha tha..

Report-So Simple baat ye hai ki AP ne iska jawaab abhi bhi nahi diya ki ye sab hua kaise?? Dekhiye ye koi film toh hai nahi aise real life Mein Nahi Hota Akela aadmi aise nahi kar shakta.. Toh sawaal ab bhi wahi hai kya AP koi aam inshaan nahi hai kya uske pass koi super powers hain??

Main-What the fuckkkkk...

Reporter-Ji haan pata hai mujhe sunke ajeeb laga hoga kyunki super powers jaisi koi cheej nahi hoti toh fir sawaal ab bhi wahi hai kaise?? Kaise AP baar baar ye sab karleta hai itana easily..

Kirti ne tv off kiya..

Kirti-Well.. Tell me AP konsi superpower hai Tumhaare pass??

Main-I am smart..

Kirti- Well technically speaking ye bhi ek super power he hai.. Agar Tumhaara brain normal se jyaada chalta hai toh.

Main--Bahot jyaada..

Kirti-Well I don't know tumne kaise kiya but that is crazy stuff..

Main-I am Buil..

Kirti-Built different i know dekha news Mein maine.. Still that is crazy..

Main-I know.. So woh case kab uthaa rahe ho??

Kirti-Matlab??

Main-Aise Matt karo yaar I know woh case toh uthaaoge he tumlog itana bada mouka diya hai maine tumhe usse thodi hath se Jaane doge hell no...

Kirti-Just waiting for postmortem reports of all the victims and all.. Then we will be there..

Main-Nice.. Nice.. Nice.. Nice..

So aaj kaa case tha Red John k bhai waala. Jo Shimla based tha ab woh simple saa case tha I know maara usse maine bahot jyaada violently tha but akela woh tha akela main.. Story uski already taiyaar thi bus woh psychiatrist k chutiya sawaal they Usko aise kyun maara waise kyun maara? Kaisa feel hua maarke? Regret kartey ho woh decision.? Lund mera regret Karega bc.. Usko Jawaab deke main 2 ghanto Mein Aaj cbi se free hogaya tha.. Thankfully...Yelog ne Iss case Mein jyaada interest nahi liya jiska reason tha inhe ek bahot bada case dediya tha maine like bahot bada or usme inke pass saikdon mouke they. Isliye yelog ussi Mein lage they uske base par he meri gand Maar shaktey they yelog.. Aaj free hua toh maine socha Yahaan se Seedha college he chala jaata hun.. Maine Sam ko call kiya toh ussne uthaya nahi class Mein hoga or class bus over hone waali he hogi.. Main niche parking Mein aake gadi Mein baitha he tha ki Sam ka call aagaya..

Main-Kahan hai??

Sam-Canteen.. Class Mein tha..

Main-Aaraha hun main..

Sam-aaja..

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Main wahaan se Seedha college ki side nikala.. College seedha parking Mein gaya Gaadi park ki toh maine dekha parking Mein banners wagaairaah lage they kaafi.. President elections aarahe they.. 3 banners they 1 Abhi kaa 2nd Shubham kaa or 1 banda tha Digvijay karke jo Bsc kaa tha.. Interesting.. Main wahan se canteen ki side aaya toh cehal pehal badh gayi thi elections k time sab log college Mein aatey hain jo bakchod maheeno se naa aaya ho woh bhi aata hai maje lene.. Classes kam he lagti hain bus bakchodi he chalti hai.. Mujhe still yaad hai jab Rohit president K election mein utha tha tab Main Sam or Ravi school Mein they or bakchodi karne college pohanch jaatey they.. Lekin ab Iss bakchodi se durr he rehna theek tha.. Main canteen Mein aaya toh canteen kaa chehra he badal rakha tha chairs wagaairaah alag jagah thi.. Ab chairs ko groups Mein daal rakha tha ek group Mein 15-20 chairs thi election fever tha ye bhi Yahaan election ki strategies discuss hoti hain.. Or abhi bhi horahi thi.. Abhi Ki gang Shubham ki gang dono he wahaan alag alag groups Mein baithtey they main aaram se nikal k seedha guffa Mein ghuss gaya kissi ne nahi dekha.. Warna bakchodi kartey.. Andar Rohit Ravi or Sam they..

Sam-Aaj jaldi he free hogaya??

Main-Yep.. Sutta pila bhai..

Sam-Yele..

Main-Kahaan se lee thi??

Sam-Yahin Laxman k pass se..

Main-Naya stock hai yaa purana??

Sam-Purana haibe... Kaafi bachi hain. Aatey toh hain nahi college..

Main - True..

Maine sutta jalaya he tha ki mera phone baja jo Anjali kaa tha..

Main-Haan darling..

Anjali - Boss cbi waale paper work maang rahe hain Sunny k case kaa. Main kuch din taal shakti hun..

Main-Arrey jarurat nahi hai taalne ki dede.. Apne Hath Mein jyaada kuch hai nahi caahe pura paper work ho, bakchodi toh fir bhi kar he shaktey hain woh..

Anjali-Dedun??

Main-Haan...Abhi jaldi degi toh jaldi kam khatam hoga..

Anjali ne aage kuch bola jo mujhe suna nahi kyunki bahaar canteen Mein Jo shorr horaha tha woh Ekdum se double triple hogaya bhenchod bahot loud..chappar chappar..

Anjali-Kahaan ghusse ho boss??

Main-College.. Tu rukk toh aise toh kaan faad denge ye..

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Rohit-Iski Maa kaa ghonsla..

Main-Ye maadarchod Shubham or Abhi gandu he hain kya..

Rohit - 2 nahi hainbe 3 hain..

Main-Lund.. 3sra toh befaltu he hoga important toh Shubham or Abhi he hain..

Rohit-Lund mera hai Digvijay in dono ko ektarfa harra raha hai like akela..

Main-Really??

Rohit-Or nahi toh kya be.. Single handedly jeetega woh bcom or Bsc Mcom And msc kaa full support hai uske pass or idhar Btech Mtech BA MA waale Shubham or Abhi k bich Mein devided hai..

Main-Oh devide and rule khel gaye yelog smart..

Rohit-Haan. Last time bhi jeet Jaata Digvijay but last time ye dono ek hogaye they toh haar gaya woh.. Lekin Abhi ne aisi gand maari Shubham ki pucho Matt..

Main-Haan woh pata hai..

Sam-What the fuckkkkk.. Chupp karwao be.. Maadarchod..

Rohit guffa se bahaar nikala sachi Mein bahaar 3no parites waale they or woh log aapas Mein he behans kar rahe they jisase itana sound horaha tha..

Rohit- (Chilake) Abe chuppp..

Rohi itana jorr se chilaaya ki sablog ek dum se chupp hogaye or piche muddke usse he dekhne lage.. Humlog andar se he dekh rahe they because cigarette chaalu thi meri..

Rohit-Abe Pagal khane Mein aae ho kya aise jaanwaron ki tarah chillae Jaa rahe ho.. Idhar aarahe ho toh khaao peeyo or bahaar seedha Yahaan rajneeti nahi caahiye.. Saamne housing building hai ussme rent par rooms lo or apna party kaaryaalya wahaan banaa ya lawn Mein yaa ground Mein. Yahaan Baaki log bhi aatey hain..

"Kya Rohit bhai aapka chela Haar raha hai toh aise karoge kya ab??

Sam-Iski Maa ki chut ye kon bola..

Rohit-Kya bola be..

" Sahi toh bol raha Hai ye Rohit bhai aapka chela haarne laga toh jall gayi.. "


" Haan Last time toh kuch nahi bole Saari meetings yahin hoti thi..

Rohit-Last time main college Mein aata he maheene Mein 2 baar tha..

" Bus toh fir ab bhi aana bandh kardo kyunki main jeetunga he or uske baad fir Tumhaara chelon kaa aana Jaana bandh he hai toh tum aake kya karoge.."

Ye sun mujhe hansi aagayi technically speaking Rohit k chele hum bhi they Kyunki hum teeno he uske under Yahaan aane lage they....Main hansta hua bahaar aaya.. Or meri image Aajkal aisi chal rahi hai ki mujhe bahaar aata dekh sablog turant apni apni jagah baith gaye kyunki unhe maalum nahi tha Main college aaya hun.. Ye jo 3 bandey bole they unmein se 1 Digvijay tha or Baaki 2 uske chele Shubham or Abhi Rohit k Saamne boltey nahi..main seedha unhi k group Mein gaya or unhi ki chair par baith gaya..

Main-Technically speaking Rohit kaa chela main bhi hun..

Sam-Same..

Ravi-Idhar bhi..

Main-Toh mera Aana bandh karwaake dikha..

Digvi-W. W. Woh.. Woh.. Jeet jaaunga..

Main-Jeet gaya.. Lagaale... Tu bandh karwaa.. Baaki 2 kon they ek toh tu tha.. Chashme wale dusara tu tha.. Ek thappad Mein mutt dega like literally mutt dega tu.. Chaman chutiye jab tu nikar pehan k school Mein jaaya karta tha naa tab Rohit Yahaan ka president tha samjh raha hai??

Rohit-True fact hai..

Digvi-Rohit bhai inhe bataaya nahi aapne..

Main-Kya??

Rohit-Yahi ki iske sirr k Uppar Kiska hath hai..

Digvi-Haan..

Rohit-Well tujhe bataa dun ye AP hai isse farak nahi padta he doesn't give a fuck..

Main-Hai kon??

Rohit-Sudha Chaudhary.. Union minister.. Yaad hai??

Ye sun main hanste hue khadda hua wahaan se.. This is getting interesting very interesting...

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