Update-130(New Beginnings)
Tadipaar..
Maadarchod filmon Mein suna tha ye word par tab ye nahi socha tha ki ye khud par bhi beetegi.. Maadarchod main asylum or jail se bach raha tha in maadarchod log ne Tadipaar he karwaadiya.. Fuck this shit.. Woh judge nikali wahaan se kuch papers k Uppar sign karke apna card deke gayi mujhe jispar uska number or email tha in short mujhe haryana aane kaa reservation isase karwaana hoga woh bhi keval exams k time nice..
So Uss Raman ne mujhe hanste hue Hathkadi lagaai..
Raman-Got you.. We win finally..
Main-You did..But For now.. Remember I am AP I don't forgive and I don't forget..
Raman-Oh lekin jabtak tumhara time aaega tabtak late hochuka hoga.. Kyunki Mr AP ye investigation bahot lambi chalegi bahot lambi.. Tabtak aapka vanwaas jaari rahega.. Saalon lag shaktey hain itani badi investigation pura hone Mein.. Samjh rahe ho?? Saalon..
Diksha-Or Haan next time kissi ko dhamki dene se Pehle hajaar baar soch lena AP..
Kirti-Raman you guys go ahead and drop him.. Main paperwork complete karwaa deti hun..oh Haan AP here is your wallet..
Raman-With pleasure madam..
Ussne mera wallet meri jeb Mein daala..
Kirti-Good Bye AP..Good Luck..
Main usko bina koi jawaab diye aage badha basically woh jeet gaye they maanana padega ye toh for sure woh jeet gaye they but abhi k liye.. They just won a battle but I'll win the war.. Mere sath Raman or uske 2 sathi and 2 constables they unhone mujhe van Mein baithaaya and nikale humlog court se bahaar bheeed or badh gayi thi maadarchod meri mout kaa tamasha dekhne aagaye they..
Raman - So Kahaan drop karein sir aapko..
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Raman-Just kidding tumhari nahi chalegi isme.. Constable Delhi side chalo isko drop karke hum bhi ghar ko jaayein iski wajah se gharwalon se mille maheena hogaya..
Gaadi chal paddi Delhi ki side mereko Jaana bhi udhar tha toh acha he hai.. Agle 2-3 ghantey takk Raman bakchodi karta raha mujhe taane deta raha main kuch nahi bola..
Constable-Sir Haryana kaa border cross kardiya hai..
Raman ne driver k kaan Mein Kuch Kaha or Gaadi fir chal paddi.. 25-30 minute ki drive k Baad Gaadi ek sunshaan se road par muddi or kaafi aage chalke rukki.. Bhenchod Iss road par durr durr takk kuch nahi tha single lane road tha koi..
Raman-Ye lijiye sir you are free to go..
Main-Abe Yahaan se Kahaan jaaunga bhai.. Atleast koi dhangki jagah toh drop kar..
Raman-Shut up and Get out..
Ussne meri hathkadi kholi or piche kaa gate khulla main uttara.. Bhenchod ye hai kya maadarchod.. Aas pass koi naa dikh raha.. Fuck.. Mujhe utaartey he woh Van nikali or jastey-2 Raman chilaaya..
Raman-Enjoy your life you looser..
Ab issue ye tha ki yaa toh main waapis Jaa shakta tha Jahaan se van ne Iss road par turn liya tha Taaki wahaan se phone kar paaun lekin woh durr tha kaafi yaa main seedha Jaa shakta tha or hopefully yaa toh road end hojaaega yaa fir koi vehicle mill jaaega.. Maine seedha Jaana theek samjha..
Maine logon ko gaali deni bandh kardi thi ki jo hochuka woh hochuka usko ek baar padda he rehney do or aage kaa kya karna hai woh socho.. I know main sad tha main angry tha or main bahot jyaada frustrated tha lekin ye cheejeein filhaal mujhe kuch nahi dene waali thi 12 k aas pass baje honge dopehar k dhoop kaafi heavy thi filhaal or main paidal chala jaraha tha left right bus khaali jungle he jungle dikh raha tha.. Bhenchod maano Man vs Wild Mein aagya houn.. Main almost 1 ghantey takk chalta raha lekin bhenchod ek bhi Gaadi nahi aai not a single fucking car ye Konsa road hogaya maadarchod.. Mujhe pyaash bhook or thakaan sab ek sath lag rahi thi bhenchod.. Or Uppar se gand fatt gayi thi paidal chal chal k..
Saala ye kya hai bhenchod.. Koi toh aao.. Finally mujhe Pehli Gaadi dikhi jo opposite side se aarahi thi lekin mereko matlab nahi tha.. Main bhenchod road k bich Mein aagaya lift lift k ishare kartey hue lekin driver bhenchod mere side se aise cut maarke nikala ki bhoot dekh liya ho.. Iski Maa ki chut bhenchod abhi thok diya hota... Or uske behavior se main samjh gaya ki ye koi outer short cut road hai Jahaan chori chakaari hoti hongi Iss liye koi maadarchod aata nahi hai idhar se or aata hai toh rukkta nahi hai.. Fuck.. Yahi reason ho shakta hai ab main samjh gaya tha isliye Pehla kaam kiya maine mere wallet se paise or meri id nikaal k mere juttton Mein daal Lee bhenchod.. Purse Mein rakha ek 50 kaa note.. Kyunki jyaadatar chances they koi toh millega he millega mujhe or meri jama punji bus ye 5900 rs they inhe nahi gawaa shakta tha main..
Khair main fir aage badh chala bhenchod gand Marr gayi chalte chalte.. Ab Paani nahi milla toh yahin baith jaaunga main.. Lekin mujhe sans tab aai jab mujhe piche se ek tractor aata dikhaai diya.. Arrey Waah.. Maadarchod.. Main turant sadak k bich Mein aagaya hath uthaake ab toh bhenchod roukna he padega.. Warna gand mar jaaegi.. Or bhalla ho uss tractor waale kaa ussne break maare bahot durr se he break maarne laga woh tab Jaake mere pass aake rukka woh.. Tractor kaafi purana tha or piche trolley juddi thi jisme chotey paid podhey they bahot Saare.. Driver ek 45-50 kaa aadmi tha jisne safed kurta paayjam pehna tha..
"K Baat hogi Beta"..
Main-Oho uncle ji bhagwan bhalla kare aapka jo rokk liya aapne.. Aage takk lift dedoge uncle ji??
Uncle - Jarur jarur aao baitho.. Lekin Kahaan se aarahe ho tum??
Main-Arrey pucho Matt uncle ji bus Yahaan chhod gaya koi ab chal raha hun ghanto se koi rouk he nahi raha..
Uncle-Yahaan koi naa rukega beta.
Main-Ye toh samjh gaya tha main.. Paani hai uncle ji peene ko??
Uncle-Haan bottle hai beta seat k piche..
Arrey bc Sans aaya Paani peeya maine kaafi Saara.. Tractor chalte time pura hill raha tha bc lekin paidal chalne se laakh gunna better tha..
Main-Kahaan ko Jaata Hai uncle ye raasta??
Uncle-Beta ye aage Jaake Muzaffarnagar waale road Mein mill Jaata Hai or aage fir Dehradun Or Roorkee side. Delhi k traffic se bachke Jaana Hai toh Yahaan se nikalte hain log lekin pichle kuch saalon Mein khatam he hogaya ye chori chakaari loot paat bahot jyaada ek do toh marre bhi hain.. Toh koi Jaake khuss nahi hai.. Or Uppar se ek or short cut open hogaya hai woh raasta bhi theek hai toh Yahaan koi naa aata.
Main-Oh.. Uncle ji aapka phone millega??
Uncle--Le bhai..
Uncle ne apna keypad waala tutta futta phone mujhe diya.. Or maine mere phone par call kiya.. Jo Ami ne uthaya..
Ami-Hello..
Main-Thank god you answered holy fuck.. Thank you Ami..
Ami-boss?? Kahaan ho aap?? Awaaj clear nahi hai aapki..
Main-Meet me in Roorkee.. ROORKEE. ..
Ami - Roorkee? ??
Main-Yess.. Main theek hun meet me there..
Ami-OK boss..
Call disconnected..
Ab mujhe Delhi or Haryana k aas pass rehna tha but Delhi Mein Nahi as wahaan bahot maadarchod log hain like CBI wale and then High command waale or haryana se gand par laat maarke nikaal he diya tha mera second option Uttar Pardssh and Rajasthan they but wahaan jaantey hain log mujhe toh ab sabse close and secure Roorkee he best rahega ab jab aa he gaya hun toh.. Wahaan mujhe jaanta bhi nahi hoga koi.. Ab uss tractor ki ride mein Maine sabse important baat ye sochi ki mujhe apna huliya badalna padega.. Jo easy tha kyunki maine kaafi din se shave yaa haircut nahi karwaaya tha as time nahi tha toh 9-10 din Mein Meri beard puri hojaane waali thi or fir mujhe pehchaanana impossible he hoga.. Much or daadhi puri hone k Baad main bhenchod ek uncle type ban Jaata hun maine past Mein Bhi yahi kiya tha khudko chipaane k liye. Jo bahot he sahi kaam kiya tha.. Isliye ye kartey hain..
Ab uncle ne mujhe almost 2 ghantey ki ride k Baad main road k Uppar utaara Maine unhe bahot thanks bola bc pucho Matt then maine juttey se apne paise nikaale or side Mein dhaabe par gaya wahaan khaana khaaya Pehle toh jo obviously mere pait ko passand nahi aaega but bahot jyaada bhook lagi thi.. Uppar se lassi pee lee maine toh hopefully pait Mein bakchodi nahi hogi.. Ab mujhe Jaana tha Roorkee toh uss dhaabe waale ne bataaya ki thoda aage buses rukkti hain Roorkee Deh, Dehradun Jaane waali, hell yeah.. Maine thodi derr rest kiya wahaan gand fatt gayi thi maadarchod.. Or rest k bich Mein uss dhaabe waale ne chilaa k mujhe kaha ki Roorkee waali bus rukki hai main shoes pehne leta tha uthatey he gand faad bhaaga bus chal paddi thi toh main hath hilaatey hue bhaaga toh bus rukk gayi main Bhaag k Chadd gaya or thankfully seats khaali thi usme toh main aaram se ek seat par akela he baitha.. Conductor aaya ticket li usase.. Toh pata chala 3.5 ghnatey Mein Roorkee bus stand hai seedha.. Ab mere pass fir 3.5 ghantey free they apni bakchod life k baare Mein vichaar vimarsh karne k liye.. Anaa kaa kya hua?? Jab woh mujhe millne station yaa fir court Mein Bhi nahi aai toh main samjh gaya ki Sheetal apni Maa chuda gayi hai.. Khair jo bhi hai Anaa mujhse alag he theek rahegi.. What about others?? Ashish And all.. Bhull gaye kya maadarchod.. Nahi Ashish or Shubham k calls dekhe they maine mere mobile Mein.. Namit kaa kya hua?? I mean 25 dead bodies hide karna Dusty k liye easy raha hoga but kya Namit gayab hai ye kissi ko nahi maalum.. And ab aage kya karega Sanjay.. Kya woh meri family k piche jaaega ya fir apna empire banaaega.. Toh answer tha ki woh apna empire banaaega family k piche woh jaaega nahi kyunki Dusty ne mana kar diya hoga usko.. Toh woh apne kissi bandey ko bhejega haryana nahi Delhi or Delhi se haryana Mein dhaak jamaaega woh. Proper haryana nahi aaega ab koi. Maine khouff bana diya tha. Or main itana khoya tha khudmein ki ye safar kab end hua maalum bhi nahi chala..
Roorkee waali sawaari uttaro bhai..
Main khadda hua toh Roorkee bus stand aa chuka tha main niche uttara or ek lambi sans lee maine What a weather . ROORKEE.. My New Home..
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