Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

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Update-138(Cleared)
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Wahaan se main waapis ghar aaya Pehle toh online form fill kiya jo easy tha FIR Chang ne karwaa rakhi thi ek jo bahot kaam aarahi thi . And then same routine Soya fir uthke lunch kiya then padha fir dinner kiya and then fir so gaya.. Next day subah utha main same time or gaya park Mein Mujhe ek or important kaam tha aaj.. College waalon kaa test caahiye tha mujhe kyunki ye entrance exam bc uske college k teachers he banaaenge obviously toh unke test se mujhe andaaja toh millega at least.. Isliye main wahaan gaya toh college waale khussi khussi baithe they aaj.. Main wahaan gaya..

Sab-Morning bhaiya..

Main-Morning. Kya hua bhai college waalo khuss khuss dikh rahe ho..

Ladka-Hogaya sir.. Humari madam takk shocked reh gayi.. Sab toh nahi hua but 9 Mein se 7 kardiye madam bokhla gayi bechaari ki ye wording Kahaan se leke aae tumlog.. Maine toh ye nahi sikhaaya tha..

Main-Lol..

Ladka-Bhaiya.. aap permanent tution he lagaalo humara please..

Main-Lol nahi. But jald he Tumhaare college Mein padhaaunga main.. Hopefully..

Ladka-Sachi??

Main-Yeah..

Ladka - Awesome bhaiya awesome...

Ladka2-Fir hum school waalon kaa kya bhaiya..

Main-Arrey kuch time Baad tumhe bhi toh wahin aana hai..

Ladka-Yep..

Maine unmein ek kaa test liya usase..

Main-Arrey ye bataao ye madam kon hain Tumhaari ..

Ladka-Neha Mam..

Main-Acha married hain??

Ladka-Nahi.. Kya Baat bhaiya??

Main-Abe general knowledge k liye puch raha hun acha paper set kiya hai..

Ladka-Arrey Jaao Jaao bhaiya.. Insta I'd hain inki Nehasingh02 Kuttey k sath photo hai..

Main-What the hell itani jaankaari kon rakhta haibe teachers ki..

Aaj bachon k sath baatein ki maine woh Principal aaya toh uske sath hi hello karke main waapis aagaya.. Instagram khola maine new id banaai and uss madam ki id dekhi by god Maal thi bc ye toh 27 ki age patla saa slim trim sareer..cute c aankhein.. Ab insta se information leni thi mereko Jahaan se mereko kuch cheejein pata chali woh thi Neha ji ko dogs and apni family bahot pasand hain insta par kai physics quotes daalti rehti hai ye iska favourite Physicist Richard Feynman hai.. Insta se iske boyfriend kaa koi pata nahi chala toh maybe ye single hai.. Pichle 4 saal se wahaan teach kar rahi hai woh or followers ko dekhte hue ye saaf hai ki students ki favorite teacher hai woh.. Ab iski 2 jagah jarurat padne waali thi mujhe first ye exam set karegi and then interview Mein Bhi shamil hogi ye.. Interesting.. Iske insta or iske banaae test se maine isko completely padh liya tha iske Insta Mein Kuch physics ki books ki images bhi thi jo iski favorite books thi matlab gyaan Yahaan se degi ye exam Mein Ab good news ye thi unmein se 5 books main already padh chuka tha or 2 Baaki thi jinmein se 1 available thi mere pass or dusri ko laane maine Chang ko bheja jo khaali hath waapis aaya book nahi milli.. Fuck.. Ab maine book kaa title search kiya toh online 7600 Rs ki book thi woh but woh issue nahi tha mereko abhi caahiye thi ye or delivery kab denge maadarchod ab google baba ne isme help ki meri ek site k Uppar mereko uss book ki puri pdf mill gayi 2353 pages ki.. Waah inka alag he nasha hai bc 7600 Lund lelo.. Maine pdf download ki and agle 2 din takk maine uss madam ki suggested books padhi.. Iss bich maine kuch bhi nahi kiya routine activities k alaawa bus padhaaai padhaaai padhaaai..


And finally woh din Aa he gaya, aaj entrance test tha nice.. Meri beard almost fully grown thi Chang ko bolke maine ek najar kaa chasma mangwaaliya tha jisme keval simple glass he tha bahot awkward lag raha tha sach kahun toh main.. Mera clean shave yaa fir light beard look bahot dhansu hai ye bhi theek he hai or apne ko Konsa bhenchod ladki pataani hai.. Kaam chalana hai.. Main naha dhoke ready hua ek new dress thi wahi pehni jo main Yahaan pehen k aaya tha obviously dhull chuki thi woh ek dum chaka chak.. Shoes wagairaah pehen full swag Mein main ghar se nikal k aage aaya wahaan mere form kaa print out nikaala and Wahaan auto kaa wait karne laga..

"Hello Bhaiya"..

Main mudda toh woh students they morning park waale ek bike par Mukesh and Vikash ye badhiya londey hain chill bhi hain or padhne waale bhi..

Main-Wassup guys..

Mukesh-Aaj aaye nahi bhaiya aap phone bhi naa uthaya..

Main-Arrey aaj entrance exam hai bhai..

Mukesh-Oh Haan.. Fir aao baitho hum bhi college he Jaa rahe hain..

Main - Arrey triple riding rehen do koi rukkawa lega..

Mukesh-Rukkawa lega toh bapu kiss kaam aaega bhaiya.

Vikash-Haan bhaiya iske papa Inspector hain..

Main-Waah..

Vikash-Or college takk waise bhi koi millta hai nahi bhaiya aao baitho..

Main-Sure..

Bullet thi 350 maybe baitha main uspe piche or wohlog nikale..

Vikash-Bhaiya aap humare college Mein aagaye toh mahool he badal denge..

Main-Achaa.. Badal he detey hain fir..

Vikash-Haan bhaiya..

College wahaan se 10 minute ki ride par tha or aaj Pehli baar dekha maine college ko toh kaafi badhiya and well built college tha neat and clean.. Strictness bhi thi jo mujhe pata chali tab jab bike rouk k Vikash or Mukesh ne icards lagaae.. Sab students ne icard lagaa rakhe they.. Jo gate par he check horahe they..

Mukesh-Best of luck bhaiya..

Vikash-Faad dena bhaiya.. Please..

Main-Sure..

Main gate par aaya guard ko form dikhaaya usne bataaya 2nd building Mein 2nd floor k room number 202 Mein Jaane kaa hai or main late tha total 17 minutes.. Wtf.. 9.30 am kaa time diya tha inhone ab mujhe laga 9.30 entry hogi and 10 takk paper suru karenge lekin 9.30 baje exam start hochuka tha or abhi 9.47 hogaye they 9.48 to be exact.. Main bhaaga wahaan se seedha toh 2 buildings thi college ki dono almost same he thi 3-3 floors they dono Mein kaafi bada college tha.. Students bhi kaafi they wahin side Mein canteen or parking thi and piche playground.. Main bhaaga toh net 9.50 par main uss Room k Saamne pohancha toh andar exam chaalu tha bahot bada room tha or almost 60 log honge wahaan par exam dene waale and aage k rooms Mein Bhi they students aatey time dekha tha maine. Mere room Mein Saamne ek Aadmi or ek Madam khaddey they ye thi Woh Neha..Not gonna lie Insta se jyaada Maal real Mein dikhti hai bc ye, Main andar gaya..

Neha-Yes??

Main-I am here for the test..

Neha-You are late sir..

Main-Oh no worries I can manage in this time..

Neha-But you are late it's the rules we can't manage..

Main-Oh i am Sorry madam actually i am new here so it took me a while to get here.. So sorry..

Ab woh aadmi bola jo ek or teacher hoga Yahaan kaa..

Aadmi-Sorry nahi bhai nikaliye aap don't disturb them.. Please leave..

Ab horaha tha wahaan time waste so maine or bahaane nahi banaae or apna mobile nikaala..

Neha-Sir Mobile phone is not allowed inside..

Main-Oh sorry main bahaar chala Jaata hun..

Ye bolke main gate se bahaar aaya or gate k Uppar khada hoke uss Principal ko call kiya..

Prin-Hello..

Main-Hey sir it's me Ankit from the park..

Prin-Oh hello Ankit..

Main-Actually sir I messed up you know aaj entrance test tha toh you know I am new so I reached here late or abhi mujhe baithne nahi derahe hain.. I know it was my fault sir but..

Prin-Oh no worries main baat karlunga but Ankit 90 minutes Mein se 30 minutes already waste hochuki hain.. Kaise karoge??

Main-Oh I'll manage that sir..

Prin-Ok then Baat karwaado meri..

Main--Hello madam.. Excuse me 1 sec please..

Neha meri taraf aai or maine Phone uski taraf kiya..

Neha-Who is it??

Main-Baat karlijiye..

Neha-Hello.. Oh Good Morning Sir.. Oh yes sir.. Obviously sir no worries.. Its ok sir.. Ok sir..

Ye bolke phone ussne mujhe diya..

Neha-Phone bahaar rakhiye and come on in..

Maine phone bahaar he rakha and uske piche andar aaya..

Aadmi - Kya hua?

Neha-Mahesh sir they he said let him in..

Aadmi-1 hour hai.. So koi faayda nahi hai but self satisfaction millega at least inhe..

Main-Oh 1 hour is more then enough ..

Neha - Well here you go best of luck then.. Last 3rd bench..

Main bench par gaya Pehle paper dekha and bingo.. Tumhaara bhai Soon to be Assistant Professor tha.. Ye nahi tha ki exam easy tha no fuck no bahot jyada hard tha bahot jyaada hard.. Logon ki gand fatti thi but sab lage hue they.. Maine naam and registration number likha.. Total 8 large questions they jinmein se 6 un books Mein se they jo madam k instagram par thi bus halke se changes they or woh questions bhaari hard they like hard hard hard lekin maine sab padha tha woh same to same .. Uske alaawa single answer questions they 20 total and 100 marks. So maine Pehle woh 2 question karna theek samjha jo kahin nahi they.. Ab bhenchod sabkuch Ekdum chappa tha mere andar Lund atkunga main pata bhi nahi chalne diya khudko he ki kab woh dono question nipta diye.. Bus ek issue tha bhenchod ye chasma awkward tha ajeeb lag raha tha toh maine nikaal diya.. Un 2 questions Mein maine 15 minutes waste kardiye they or ab 45 minutes Mein Mujhe total 6 large and 20 small questions karne they no big deal.. Jo 6 questions they woh toh Yaad they literally mereko bus numericals Mein thode changes they Baaki same they.. Toh bc main likhne laga calculations takk added thi dimag Mein that's how fast I am bhenchod.. Woh 6 questions maine 30 minutes Mein nipta diye sab k sab.. Ab bache 20 short questions and 15 minutes, easy..

Woh jaldi jaldi likhe maine 10 one word answers they 5 true false and 5 multiple choice questions..

Maine literally exam 6 minutes Pehle khatam kardiya.. Sablog still likh he rahe they.. Agar meri likhne ki speed halki c fast or hoti toh main ye sab 35 minutes Mein kardeta.. Main khadda hua chasma lagaaya apna samaan uthaya and chala aage..

Main-Here you go mam..

Ye sun uss madam ne mujhe dekha..

Neha-What??

Main-Hogaya mam..

Neha-Pura??

Main-ji madam..

Neha-No way.. You are kidding right??

Main-Oh no no i am serious here you go.. Dekhlo...

Ussne merese paper liya and dekhne lagi woh dusara teacher bhi dekhne laga maybe woh bhi physics kaa he tha.. Undono ki aankh naak kaan or gand sab fatt gaye ek najar maarne k Baad..

Main-Jaaun madam??

Neha-Yy.. Ueahh.. Sure..

Main-Thank you so much Madam.

Ye bol main full swag se bahaar ki taraf nikala apka phone utha he raha tha ki woh madam aai..

Neha-Excuse me.. Mr..

Main-Ankit..

Neha-You forgot your signatures..

Main-Oh i am really sorry here you go..

Main uspar sign kar raha tha tab piche se woh principal aagaya..

Prin- Ankit kya hua??

Main-Oh nothing sir.. Hogaya exam..

Prin-No way? You are joking right..

Neha-He is not Sir. He completed the test in 52 minutes.. 52 minutes sir all of it.. And it looks like he did it correctly..

Prin-Well I am not that much shocked Ankit mujhe laga tha kar loge tum but itana jaldi.. Well great job.. Oh by the way Neha.. He is Ankit ye Mukesh, Vikash wagairaah ko morning tuitions ye detey hain jinka jikar kar raha tha main..

Neha-Oh i see i see..Main soch rahi thi ki aapne kaha tha woh aaenge i wanted to meet him fir mujhe laga dusare rooms Mein honge..

Main - Hi nice to meet you..

Neha-Oh pleasure is all mine Sir.. Well i must say i am impressed.. Kaafi unique way hai teaching kaa aapka jin bachon ne tests Mein Kabhi 25% nahi liye they unko 85% dilwaa diye 25 minutes Mein i was shocked mujhe laga bache hain cheating ki hogi but then main Sir se milli he told me about you and I wanted to meet you and here we are..

Main-Well we met finally.. I must say this entrance test was very very very hard..

Neha-Well not for you it seems..

Main-Hehe it was hard for me too warna 30 minutes Mein kardeta but. Main 100% bataa raha hun aapko Iss room kaa Baaki rooms kaa pata nahi mujhe Iss room Mein se koi bhi 70+ nahi jaayega.. I am 100% sure..

Neha-Really?? Lage hue toh sab bahot ache se Hain..

Main-Dekhlena aap.. I am 100% sure..

Neha-Well ab toh dekhna he padega.. Ok time hone waala hai main exams collect karleti hun.. Nice to meet you Ankit Sir..

Main-Same..

Ye bol woh andar gayo..

Prin-Ankit tumhara first impression bahot he amazing rehta hai i guess sabke liye..

Main-It's natural sir.. By the way sir.. Results??

Prin-Jyaada time nahi lagega we are accelerating the process because new sessions on hain or students k lectures miss horahe hain.. So maybe Parson takk.. Tumhaare registered number par message aajaaega.. Then Same day interview hoga..

Main-Oh great..

Prin-OK Ankit it was great seeing you again.. Have a great day..

Main-You too sir..

Ab usko Tata bolke main wahaan se nikala.. Oh i am in i am so so so in.. Pakka in tha main usss madam k Uppar impression maarna tha mujhe jo main interview waale din karta but principal ki help se aaj he hogaya.. Mujhe naa roukk shakta koi ab..

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Fantastic update brother
Aag laga di katai zahar
Bas ab result ka wait hai
Aur next update ka.
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Update-137(Its Working) ​

Next day same usual kiya maine on time gaya main wahaan toh sabhi students aae they 2 toh copy leke aae they bc.. Lekin ye 2 toh Pehle he physics pasand kartey hain toh inko gand marwaane do..

Main-Morning guys..

Sab-Morning bhaiya..

Aaj Sunday tha toh aaj fir woh principal and uski wife dono aaenge..

Main-Baitho physics lovers Iss side and haters Iss side..

Ab aaj lovers ki side hogaye 4 ek new banda gajab bhenchod gajab.. Dusari side reh gaye 7..

Main-Ek he din Mein change??

Ladka-Sir woh movie dekhi maine Clara, physics is great sir awesome I mean padhne Mein hard hai but thoda bahot samjh aane lage toh feeling he alag hai..

Main-Haan I know.. Movie dekhi sabne??

Sab-Yes sir..

Main-Kaisi thi??

Sab-Outstanding..

Ladka3-Physics bhi itani interesting ho shakti hai woh Pehli baar pata chala sir..

Main-Bus dekhte jao.. So aaj bolo kya topic padhoge?? Tumhara mann karega wahi..

Ladka2-Aapki marji sir..

Ab aaya woh principal and uske piche piche uski wife ussne aaj aatey he sabse Pehle mujhe he dekha and then apni wife ko kuch bola ussne interesting..

Main-Arrey nahi tumlog bolo koi bhi topic school se yaa college se koi test milla ho homework milla ho..

Ladka5-Yes sir main bataata hun Atom sir.. Test hoga iska aaj yaa kal..

Main-Ok then.. Atom.. Atom kya hota hai?? Pata hai??

Ladka5- An atom is the smallest unit of ordinary matter that forms a chemical element. Every solid, liquid, gas, and plasma is composed of neutral or ionized atoms.

Main-Tum sahi hotey hue bhi galat ho ye ratta Maara hua koi kaam nahi aata exam Mein jaaoge bhull k aajaoage. Itana lamba toh Yaad he nahi karna main deta hun definition "The Smallest Part In which an element can be devided".. Ye thi definition.

Ladka5-Buss??

Main-Han bus koi number kaatle toh mujhe bolna usko kaan se pakkad k puchunga main fir ki bol bhai master kyun number kaate or uske pass Jawaab nahi hoga..

Ye sun wohlog hanse..

Main-So Atoms bahot small hotey hain bahot small like 100 picometers or something like that isliye simple physics ki help se unka behavior padh paana almost impossible hota hai.. Impossible.. Isliye separate branch he hai woh.. Ab isko scientific language Mein bolein toh ye possible nahi hota because of quantum effects.. Bus ye likh aana..

Then maine kuch or bakchodi peli atom k baare Mein wagairaah wagairaah easy language Mein Sab or unmein se kaafi bachon kaa ye test tha toh wohlog Dhyaan de rahe they kyunki sab easily he toh samjha raha tha main unhi ki bhaasa Mein.. Woh principal fir wait kar raha tha mere Jaane ka or aaj bhi utana he impressed tha woh but uski wife woh jyaada impressed thi Dhyaan se sun rahi thi woh bilkul.. Aaj 15 minutes par nahi rouka unhone kyunki test tha maadarchod log kaa..

Main-Oh aaj toh 10 minutes Uppar hogaye sorry homework suno.

Ladka-Its ok sir thoda or padhaao chalega.. Test hai iska.

Main-Nope.. Time is important.. Or test k liye padhoge toh maja nahi aaega... 25 minute padha hai tumne mujhse aaj test mein 15 din k lecture k questions aaenge or unke 15 din or mere 25 minutes baraabar honge harr cheej covered hai Tumhaari bindaas jaake aao.. Best of luck.. Homework hai Movie Infinity - 1996.. Bus ek he aaj.. Good bye..

Ye bol main utha aaj opposite side ko mudda principal ko dekha takk nahi and seedha ghar aake sogaya.. Nice nice nice.. Same schedule tha mera Chang new books le aaya tha last waali almost jitane ki lee thi utane ki he gayi.. Bhenchod main physics legend ban raha tha.. I know maine abhi 25% he kiya tha but woh 25% meri job k liye kaafi tha kaafi nahi bahot jyaada tha.. Next day main thoda late gaya Jaan bujh k.. 5 minutes late gaya toh wohlog already baithe hue they aaj thode jyaada bache they wahaan like 15 rahe honge 4 new aae they Waah.. Jisme se 3 girls thi.. 12th ki he thi i guess.. Or gajab Baat ye thi physics lover side aaj 8 bache they.. Lol.. Target se 1 piche tha main.. 5 new bandey they 5on jinka test tha kal.. Matlab test acha gaya hoga inka principal already aachuka tha aaj akela tha stretching wagairaah kar raha tha woh .. Main gaya udhar..

Sab-Good Morning bhaiya..

Main - Morning guys morning.. Arrey Waah tum 5 Yahaan..

Ladka4-Sir you are awesome ye dekho test..

Ye bol un 5on ne apne tests nikaal liye..

Main-Tests nahi dekhta main bus numbers sahi haina??

Ladka4-7 Mein se 6 questions aapne jo karwaya usme se they sir or humare 6 k 6 theek bus teacher ne kaha thoda details likha karo..

Main-Physics Mein details kuch nahi hota school teachers nahi samjhenge ye Baat aage College Mein Koi nahi puchta ye jaankaari honi chahiye hus..

Ladka5-Ye new hain sir toh kya counting change hogi??

Main-Nahi counting same rakhtey hain.. 1 he student toh chahiye mujhe.. School waale toh sab aagaye ye college waale Baaki hain koi naa 2 din hain abhi karlenge..

Ladka6-Sir main aa jaunga lekin mujhe ek sawaal ka Jawaab dijiye aap..

Main-Sure..

Ladka-Movie thi jo kal Infinity that was awesome but ek question Richard Feynman ka character jo play kiya tha physicist kaa uski inspiration kya thi woh choose karne ki.. Uski girlfriend??

Main-Dhyaan se nahi dekhi movie tumne. Uske papa they uski inspiration.. Jab woh chota tha tab dikhaaya tha naa woh apne papa k sath woods Mein tha and wahaan uske papa ne usko apni inspiration k baare Mein bataaya tha.. Girlfriend wirlfriend kuch naa hota inspiration.. Inspiration itana easy thodi mill jaati hogi.. Girlfriend ko toh TB tha woh Marr gayi toh kya uski inspiration Marr jaati?? Hell no.. Inspiration stays forever.. Thats what his dad said..

Ye sun woh ladke ne kuch bola bhi nahi or meri side aagaya ab bajaai sabne taaliyaan.. Main jeet gaya tha..

Main-So it seems jeet gaye hum..

Ab haters Mein se ek ladka bola..

Ladka-Maanliya bhaiya.. Jaane waale toh humlog bhi they uss side but actually aaj humara bhi test hai toh Humne socha woh topic padh k jaenge..

Main-No issue ab padha dunga bolo kya hai topic.. Test faad doge tumlog..

Unhone bataaya Advanced thermodynamics.. Waah ji kal he padha tha firse.. New book kaa gyaan dediya unko unhi ki language Mein Aaj school waale chill kar rahe they as unke liye jyada gyaan tha ye lekin college waale focused they.. 8 bandey they college waale.. Or aaj principal ka bhaari interest tha humare andar. I don't know kyun lekin kaafi tha interest uska..

Main - Bus ye hua khatam college waalon ne iske 35 lectures liye honge maine 35 minutes Lee hain.. Or agar 85% isme se nahi aaya test Mein toh main haargaya samjho.. Aaram se Jaao..

Ladka-Thank you sir..

Main-No problem..

Main utha wahaan se toh woh principal clapping karne laga.. Ab mujhe uski side Jaana he padda..

Main-Hello sir.. Good morning..

Prim-Hello myself Mahesh Jindal.. Nice to meet you..

Main-Ankit Singh sir nice to meet you too..

Prin-Well ankit ji main kuch din se notice kar raha hun Yahaan aapko I must say you are a great teacher..

Main-Arrey sir teacher toh bus ban gaya bachon ne Jidd pakad Lee ki woh kuch bhi hojaae physics ko pasand nahi karenge ab bhalla ye toh seedha seedha challenge hogaya mereko..

Prin-And aap jeet gaye..

Main-Jeetana he tha sir physics kaa kitaabi gyaan pasand nahi aata bachon ko isliye mere pass khudka gyan hai.

Prin - Han dekha maine.. Ye college waale 8 k 8 bache mere college students hain..

Main-Aapke??

Prim-Oh I am principal of Laxmi college of engineering..

Main-Oh I see I see yeah yeah newspaper Mein padha tha maine college k baare Mein.

Prin-ye mere college students hain and belive me maine aajtak inko itana focused nahi dekha pichle 1.5 saal se..

Main-Hehehe..

Prin-I am not joking its great its fantastic.. Kya kartey hain aap??

Main-Study is going sir..

Prin - What in study??

Main-I am doing my PhD in Physics sir..

Ye sun budhe ki aankhein chamak gayi..

Prin-Oh PhD?? Wonderful.. Kon se entrance test k base par..

Main-No entrance tests sir.. I am doing it In University of California distance education sir.. Ussi kaa entrance test diya tha bus..

Ab budhe ki sansein attak gayi..

Prin-University of California Mein admission mill gaya aapko??

Main-ji sir..

Prin-Oh my god.. India k kitane log honge usme?? 2 yaa 3 he honge??

Main-3 he hain sir.. Bahaar jaake phd nahi karta koi woh bhi distance se and then iska entrance test bahot hard hota hai..

Prin-Yeah yeah I know.. Wonderful wonderful. So side Mein Koi job wagairaah kaa socha ki nahi??

Main-Nahi sir jobs wagairaah schools se toh bahot offer aae but I am over qualified for that..

Prin-Yes you are.. Colleges wagairaah mein dekha..

Main-ussi k liye Uttarakhand aaya tha sir lekin kya hua train Mein mera or mere bhai k bags chori hogaya jisme humare sab documents they and paise they or agle din mereko jo ye MR college hai uske entrance test Mein baithana tha but due to my original documents being stolen mujhe majburan ghar aana padda waapis and now waiting..

Prin-Ye kya Baat hui bhalla aisa thodi hota hai photocopies toh hongi??

Main-Ji sir..

Orin-Toh bhai assistant professor k liye photocopies chalti hain 4 months kaa time hota hai aapke pass fresh nikalwaake dene kaa tabtak photocopies valid rehti hain..

Main-Really?? College waalon ne toh mana kardiya..

Prin-Woh fraud hai bhai wahaan sab paison kaa khel hai agar tum paise dedetey toh tumhe bina documents he rakh letey..woh college he aisa hai..

Main-Oh I see..

Prin-Well agar job he chaahiye toh humara college abhi entrance exam leraha hai 2 din baad se.. Aap form fill kardijiye and jo documents box hai usme photocopies add kijiye and ek FIR report toh hogi he chori ki woh add kijiye and aap eligible honge exam Mein baithne k liye..

Main-Oh god really??

Prin- yes obviously..

Main-Thank you so so so much sir..

Orin-No worries Ankit you have a great talent and I don't want it to go waste.. Best of luck.. Here is my number..

Main-Thanks sir..

Maine uska card liya or usko bye bolke wahaan se nikala bc uski jarurat bhi nahi thi mujhe toh waise he fake documents par entrance dedeta main but impression banaana jaruri tha jo maine banaa diya tha ab aage kaa kaam main easily kardunga.. Easily..

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Update-138(Cleared)
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Wahaan se main waapis ghar aaya Pehle toh online form fill kiya jo easy tha FIR Chang ne karwaa rakhi thi ek jo bahot kaam aarahi thi . And then same routine Soya fir uthke lunch kiya then padha fir dinner kiya and then fir so gaya.. Next day subah utha main same time or gaya park Mein Mujhe ek or important kaam tha aaj.. College waalon kaa test caahiye tha mujhe kyunki ye entrance exam bc uske college k teachers he banaaenge obviously toh unke test se mujhe andaaja toh millega at least.. Isliye main wahaan gaya toh college waale khussi khussi baithe they aaj.. Main wahaan gaya..

Sab-Morning bhaiya..

Main-Morning. Kya hua bhai college waalo khuss khuss dikh rahe ho..

Ladka-Hogaya sir.. Humari madam takk shocked reh gayi.. Sab toh nahi hua but 9 Mein se 7 kardiye madam bokhla gayi bechaari ki ye wording Kahaan se leke aae tumlog.. Maine toh ye nahi sikhaaya tha..

Main-Lol..

Ladka-Bhaiya.. aap permanent tution he lagaalo humara please..

Main-Lol nahi. But jald he Tumhaare college Mein padhaaunga main.. Hopefully..

Ladka-Sachi??

Main-Yeah..

Ladka - Awesome bhaiya awesome...

Ladka2-Fir hum school waalon kaa kya bhaiya..

Main-Arrey kuch time Baad tumhe bhi toh wahin aana hai..

Ladka-Yep..

Maine unmein ek kaa test liya usase..

Main-Arrey ye bataao ye madam kon hain Tumhaari ..

Ladka-Neha Mam..

Main-Acha married hain??

Ladka-Nahi.. Kya Baat bhaiya??

Main-Abe general knowledge k liye puch raha hun acha paper set kiya hai..

Ladka-Arrey Jaao Jaao bhaiya.. Insta I'd hain inki Nehasingh02 Kuttey k sath photo hai..

Main-What the hell itani jaankaari kon rakhta haibe teachers ki..

Aaj bachon k sath baatein ki maine woh Principal aaya toh uske sath hi hello karke main waapis aagaya.. Instagram khola maine new id banaai and uss madam ki id dekhi by god Maal thi bc ye toh 27 ki age patla saa slim trim sareer..cute c aankhein.. Ab insta se information leni thi mereko Jahaan se mereko kuch cheejein pata chali woh thi Neha ji ko dogs and apni family bahot pasand hain insta par kai physics quotes daalti rehti hai ye iska favourite Physicist Richard Feynman hai.. Insta se iske boyfriend kaa koi pata nahi chala toh maybe ye single hai.. Pichle 4 saal se wahaan teach kar rahi hai woh or followers ko dekhte hue ye saaf hai ki students ki favorite teacher hai woh.. Ab iski 2 jagah jarurat padne waali thi mujhe first ye exam set karegi and then interview Mein Bhi shamil hogi ye.. Interesting.. Iske insta or iske banaae test se maine isko completely padh liya tha iske Insta Mein Kuch physics ki books ki images bhi thi jo iski favorite books thi matlab gyaan Yahaan se degi ye exam Mein Ab good news ye thi unmein se 5 books main already padh chuka tha or 2 Baaki thi jinmein se 1 available thi mere pass or dusri ko laane maine Chang ko bheja jo khaali hath waapis aaya book nahi milli.. Fuck.. Ab maine book kaa title search kiya toh online 7600 Rs ki book thi woh but woh issue nahi tha mereko abhi caahiye thi ye or delivery kab denge maadarchod ab google baba ne isme help ki meri ek site k Uppar mereko uss book ki puri pdf mill gayi 2353 pages ki.. Waah inka alag he nasha hai bc 7600 Lund lelo.. Maine pdf download ki and agle 2 din takk maine uss madam ki suggested books padhi.. Iss bich maine kuch bhi nahi kiya routine activities k alaawa bus padhaaai padhaaai padhaaai..


And finally woh din Aa he gaya, aaj entrance test tha nice.. Meri beard almost fully grown thi Chang ko bolke maine ek najar kaa chasma mangwaaliya tha jisme keval simple glass he tha bahot awkward lag raha tha sach kahun toh main.. Mera clean shave yaa fir light beard look bahot dhansu hai ye bhi theek he hai or apne ko Konsa bhenchod ladki pataani hai.. Kaam chalana hai.. Main naha dhoke ready hua ek new dress thi wahi pehni jo main Yahaan pehen k aaya tha obviously dhull chuki thi woh ek dum chaka chak.. Shoes wagairaah pehen full swag Mein main ghar se nikal k aage aaya wahaan mere form kaa print out nikaala and Wahaan auto kaa wait karne laga..

"Hello Bhaiya"..

Main mudda toh woh students they morning park waale ek bike par Mukesh and Vikash ye badhiya londey hain chill bhi hain or padhne waale bhi..

Main-Wassup guys..

Mukesh-Aaj aaye nahi bhaiya aap phone bhi naa uthaya..

Main-Arrey aaj entrance exam hai bhai..

Mukesh-Oh Haan.. Fir aao baitho hum bhi college he Jaa rahe hain..

Main - Arrey triple riding rehen do koi rukkawa lega..

Mukesh-Rukkawa lega toh bapu kiss kaam aaega bhaiya.

Vikash-Haan bhaiya iske papa Inspector hain..

Main-Waah..

Vikash-Or college takk waise bhi koi millta hai nahi bhaiya aao baitho..

Main-Sure..

Bullet thi 350 maybe baitha main uspe piche or wohlog nikale..

Vikash-Bhaiya aap humare college Mein aagaye toh mahool he badal denge..

Main-Achaa.. Badal he detey hain fir..

Vikash-Haan bhaiya..

College wahaan se 10 minute ki ride par tha or aaj Pehli baar dekha maine college ko toh kaafi badhiya and well built college tha neat and clean.. Strictness bhi thi jo mujhe pata chali tab jab bike rouk k Vikash or Mukesh ne icards lagaae.. Sab students ne icard lagaa rakhe they.. Jo gate par he check horahe they..

Mukesh-Best of luck bhaiya..

Vikash-Faad dena bhaiya.. Please..

Main-Sure..

Main gate par aaya guard ko form dikhaaya usne bataaya 2nd building Mein 2nd floor k room number 202 Mein Jaane kaa hai or main late tha total 17 minutes.. Wtf.. 9.30 am kaa time diya tha inhone ab mujhe laga 9.30 entry hogi and 10 takk paper suru karenge lekin 9.30 baje exam start hochuka tha or abhi 9.47 hogaye they 9.48 to be exact.. Main bhaaga wahaan se seedha toh 2 buildings thi college ki dono almost same he thi 3-3 floors they dono Mein kaafi bada college tha.. Students bhi kaafi they wahin side Mein canteen or parking thi and piche playground.. Main bhaaga toh net 9.50 par main uss Room k Saamne pohancha toh andar exam chaalu tha bahot bada room tha or almost 60 log honge wahaan par exam dene waale and aage k rooms Mein Bhi they students aatey time dekha tha maine. Mere room Mein Saamne ek Aadmi or ek Madam khaddey they ye thi Woh Neha..Not gonna lie Insta se jyaada Maal real Mein dikhti hai bc ye, Main andar gaya..

Neha-Yes??

Main-I am here for the test..

Neha-You are late sir..

Main-Oh no worries I can manage in this time..

Neha-But you are late it's the rules we can't manage..

Main-Oh i am Sorry madam actually i am new here so it took me a while to get here.. So sorry..

Ab woh aadmi bola jo ek or teacher hoga Yahaan kaa..

Aadmi-Sorry nahi bhai nikaliye aap don't disturb them.. Please leave..

Ab horaha tha wahaan time waste so maine or bahaane nahi banaae or apna mobile nikaala..

Neha-Sir Mobile phone is not allowed inside..

Main-Oh sorry main bahaar chala Jaata hun..

Ye bolke main gate se bahaar aaya or gate k Uppar khada hoke uss Principal ko call kiya..

Prin-Hello..

Main-Hey sir it's me Ankit from the park..

Prin-Oh hello Ankit..

Main-Actually sir I messed up you know aaj entrance test tha toh you know I am new so I reached here late or abhi mujhe baithne nahi derahe hain.. I know it was my fault sir but..

Prin-Oh no worries main baat karlunga but Ankit 90 minutes Mein se 30 minutes already waste hochuki hain.. Kaise karoge??

Main-Oh I'll manage that sir..

Prin-Ok then Baat karwaado meri..

Main--Hello madam.. Excuse me 1 sec please..

Neha meri taraf aai or maine Phone uski taraf kiya..

Neha-Who is it??

Main-Baat karlijiye..

Neha-Hello.. Oh Good Morning Sir.. Oh yes sir.. Obviously sir no worries.. Its ok sir.. Ok sir..

Ye bolke phone ussne mujhe diya..

Neha-Phone bahaar rakhiye and come on in..

Maine phone bahaar he rakha and uske piche andar aaya..

Aadmi - Kya hua?

Neha-Mahesh sir they he said let him in..

Aadmi-1 hour hai.. So koi faayda nahi hai but self satisfaction millega at least inhe..

Main-Oh 1 hour is more then enough ..

Neha - Well here you go best of luck then.. Last 3rd bench..

Main bench par gaya Pehle paper dekha and bingo.. Tumhaara bhai Soon to be Assistant Professor tha.. Ye nahi tha ki exam easy tha no fuck no bahot jyada hard tha bahot jyaada hard.. Logon ki gand fatti thi but sab lage hue they.. Maine naam and registration number likha.. Total 8 large questions they jinmein se 6 un books Mein se they jo madam k instagram par thi bus halke se changes they or woh questions bhaari hard they like hard hard hard lekin maine sab padha tha woh same to same .. Uske alaawa single answer questions they 20 total and 100 marks. So maine Pehle woh 2 question karna theek samjha jo kahin nahi they.. Ab bhenchod sabkuch Ekdum chappa tha mere andar Lund atkunga main pata bhi nahi chalne diya khudko he ki kab woh dono question nipta diye.. Bus ek issue tha bhenchod ye chasma awkward tha ajeeb lag raha tha toh maine nikaal diya.. Un 2 questions Mein maine 15 minutes waste kardiye they or ab 45 minutes Mein Mujhe total 6 large and 20 small questions karne they no big deal.. Jo 6 questions they woh toh Yaad they literally mereko bus numericals Mein thode changes they Baaki same they.. Toh bc main likhne laga calculations takk added thi dimag Mein that's how fast I am bhenchod.. Woh 6 questions maine 30 minutes Mein nipta diye sab k sab.. Ab bache 20 short questions and 15 minutes, easy..

Woh jaldi jaldi likhe maine 10 one word answers they 5 true false and 5 multiple choice questions..

Maine literally exam 6 minutes Pehle khatam kardiya.. Sablog still likh he rahe they.. Agar meri likhne ki speed halki c fast or hoti toh main ye sab 35 minutes Mein kardeta.. Main khadda hua chasma lagaaya apna samaan uthaya and chala aage..

Main-Here you go mam..

Ye sun uss madam ne mujhe dekha..

Neha-What??

Main-Hogaya mam..

Neha-Pura??

Main-ji madam..

Neha-No way.. You are kidding right??

Main-Oh no no i am serious here you go.. Dekhlo...

Ussne merese paper liya and dekhne lagi woh dusara teacher bhi dekhne laga maybe woh bhi physics kaa he tha.. Undono ki aankh naak kaan or gand sab fatt gaye ek najar maarne k Baad..

Main-Jaaun madam??

Neha-Yy.. Ueahh.. Sure..

Main-Thank you so much Madam.

Ye bol main full swag se bahaar ki taraf nikala apka phone utha he raha tha ki woh madam aai..

Neha-Excuse me.. Mr..

Main-Ankit..

Neha-You forgot your signatures..

Main-Oh i am really sorry here you go..

Main uspar sign kar raha tha tab piche se woh principal aagaya..

Prin- Ankit kya hua??

Main-Oh nothing sir.. Hogaya exam..

Prin-No way? You are joking right..

Neha-He is not Sir. He completed the test in 52 minutes.. 52 minutes sir all of it.. And it looks like he did it correctly..

Prin-Well I am not that much shocked Ankit mujhe laga tha kar loge tum but itana jaldi.. Well great job.. Oh by the way Neha.. He is Ankit ye Mukesh, Vikash wagairaah ko morning tuitions ye detey hain jinka jikar kar raha tha main..

Neha-Oh i see i see..Main soch rahi thi ki aapne kaha tha woh aaenge i wanted to meet him fir mujhe laga dusare rooms Mein honge..

Main - Hi nice to meet you..

Neha-Oh pleasure is all mine Sir.. Well i must say i am impressed.. Kaafi unique way hai teaching kaa aapka jin bachon ne tests Mein Kabhi 25% nahi liye they unko 85% dilwaa diye 25 minutes Mein i was shocked mujhe laga bache hain cheating ki hogi but then main Sir se milli he told me about you and I wanted to meet you and here we are..

Main-Well we met finally.. I must say this entrance test was very very very hard..

Neha-Well not for you it seems..

Main-Hehe it was hard for me too warna 30 minutes Mein kardeta but. Main 100% bataa raha hun aapko Iss room kaa Baaki rooms kaa pata nahi mujhe Iss room Mein se koi bhi 70+ nahi jaayega.. I am 100% sure..

Neha-Really?? Lage hue toh sab bahot ache se Hain..

Main-Dekhlena aap.. I am 100% sure..

Neha-Well ab toh dekhna he padega.. Ok time hone waala hai main exams collect karleti hun.. Nice to meet you Ankit Sir..

Main-Same..

Ye bol woh andar gayo..

Prin-Ankit tumhara first impression bahot he amazing rehta hai i guess sabke liye..

Main-It's natural sir.. By the way sir.. Results??

Prin-Jyaada time nahi lagega we are accelerating the process because new sessions on hain or students k lectures miss horahe hain.. So maybe Parson takk.. Tumhaare registered number par message aajaaega.. Then Same day interview hoga..

Main-Oh great..

Prin-OK Ankit it was great seeing you again.. Have a great day..

Main-You too sir..

Ab usko Tata bolke main wahaan se nikala.. Oh i am in i am so so so in.. Pakka in tha main usss madam k Uppar impression maarna tha mujhe jo main interview waale din karta but principal ki help se aaj he hogaya.. Mujhe naa roukk shakta koi ab..

Continued..

Nice mind blowing update brother

 

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Nice update bhai

 

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Update-137(Its Working) ​

Next day same usual kiya maine on time gaya main wahaan toh sabhi students aae they 2 toh copy leke aae they bc.. Lekin ye 2 toh Pehle he physics pasand kartey hain toh inko gand marwaane do..

Main-Morning guys..

Sab-Morning bhaiya..

Aaj Sunday tha toh aaj fir woh principal and uski wife dono aaenge..

Main-Baitho physics lovers Iss side and haters Iss side..

Ab aaj lovers ki side hogaye 4 ek new banda gajab bhenchod gajab.. Dusari side reh gaye 7..

Main-Ek he din Mein change??

Ladka-Sir woh movie dekhi maine Clara, physics is great sir awesome I mean padhne Mein hard hai but thoda bahot samjh aane lage toh feeling he alag hai..

Main-Haan I know.. Movie dekhi sabne??

Sab-Yes sir..

Main-Kaisi thi??

Sab-Outstanding..

Ladka3-Physics bhi itani interesting ho shakti hai woh Pehli baar pata chala sir..

Main-Bus dekhte jao.. So aaj bolo kya topic padhoge?? Tumhara mann karega wahi..

Ladka2-Aapki marji sir..

Ab aaya woh principal and uske piche piche uski wife ussne aaj aatey he sabse Pehle mujhe he dekha and then apni wife ko kuch bola ussne interesting..

Main-Arrey nahi tumlog bolo koi bhi topic school se yaa college se koi test milla ho homework milla ho..

Ladka5-Yes sir main bataata hun Atom sir.. Test hoga iska aaj yaa kal..

Main-Ok then.. Atom.. Atom kya hota hai?? Pata hai??

Ladka5- An atom is the smallest unit of ordinary matter that forms a chemical element. Every solid, liquid, gas, and plasma is composed of neutral or ionized atoms.

Main-Tum sahi hotey hue bhi galat ho ye ratta Maara hua koi kaam nahi aata exam Mein jaaoge bhull k aajaoage. Itana lamba toh Yaad he nahi karna main deta hun definition "The Smallest Part In which an element can be devided".. Ye thi definition.

Ladka5-Buss??

Main-Han bus koi number kaatle toh mujhe bolna usko kaan se pakkad k puchunga main fir ki bol bhai master kyun number kaate or uske pass Jawaab nahi hoga..

Ye sun wohlog hanse..

Main-So Atoms bahot small hotey hain bahot small like 100 picometers or something like that isliye simple physics ki help se unka behavior padh paana almost impossible hota hai.. Impossible.. Isliye separate branch he hai woh.. Ab isko scientific language Mein bolein toh ye possible nahi hota because of quantum effects.. Bus ye likh aana..

Then maine kuch or bakchodi peli atom k baare Mein wagairaah wagairaah easy language Mein Sab or unmein se kaafi bachon kaa ye test tha toh wohlog Dhyaan de rahe they kyunki sab easily he toh samjha raha tha main unhi ki bhaasa Mein.. Woh principal fir wait kar raha tha mere Jaane ka or aaj bhi utana he impressed tha woh but uski wife woh jyaada impressed thi Dhyaan se sun rahi thi woh bilkul.. Aaj 15 minutes par nahi rouka unhone kyunki test tha maadarchod log kaa..

Main-Oh aaj toh 10 minutes Uppar hogaye sorry homework suno.

Ladka-Its ok sir thoda or padhaao chalega.. Test hai iska.

Main-Nope.. Time is important.. Or test k liye padhoge toh maja nahi aaega... 25 minute padha hai tumne mujhse aaj test mein 15 din k lecture k questions aaenge or unke 15 din or mere 25 minutes baraabar honge harr cheej covered hai Tumhaari bindaas jaake aao.. Best of luck.. Homework hai Movie Infinity - 1996.. Bus ek he aaj.. Good bye..

Ye bol main utha aaj opposite side ko mudda principal ko dekha takk nahi and seedha ghar aake sogaya.. Nice nice nice.. Same schedule tha mera Chang new books le aaya tha last waali almost jitane ki lee thi utane ki he gayi.. Bhenchod main physics legend ban raha tha.. I know maine abhi 25% he kiya tha but woh 25% meri job k liye kaafi tha kaafi nahi bahot jyaada tha.. Next day main thoda late gaya Jaan bujh k.. 5 minutes late gaya toh wohlog already baithe hue they aaj thode jyaada bache they wahaan like 15 rahe honge 4 new aae they Waah.. Jisme se 3 girls thi.. 12th ki he thi i guess.. Or gajab Baat ye thi physics lover side aaj 8 bache they.. Lol.. Target se 1 piche tha main.. 5 new bandey they 5on jinka test tha kal.. Matlab test acha gaya hoga inka principal already aachuka tha aaj akela tha stretching wagairaah kar raha tha woh .. Main gaya udhar..

Sab-Good Morning bhaiya..

Main - Morning guys morning.. Arrey Waah tum 5 Yahaan..

Ladka4-Sir you are awesome ye dekho test..

Ye bol un 5on ne apne tests nikaal liye..

Main-Tests nahi dekhta main bus numbers sahi haina??

Ladka4-7 Mein se 6 questions aapne jo karwaya usme se they sir or humare 6 k 6 theek bus teacher ne kaha thoda details likha karo..

Main-Physics Mein details kuch nahi hota school teachers nahi samjhenge ye Baat aage College Mein Koi nahi puchta ye jaankaari honi chahiye hus..

Ladka5-Ye new hain sir toh kya counting change hogi??

Main-Nahi counting same rakhtey hain.. 1 he student toh chahiye mujhe.. School waale toh sab aagaye ye college waale Baaki hain koi naa 2 din hain abhi karlenge..

Ladka6-Sir main aa jaunga lekin mujhe ek sawaal ka Jawaab dijiye aap..

Main-Sure..

Ladka-Movie thi jo kal Infinity that was awesome but ek question Richard Feynman ka character jo play kiya tha physicist kaa uski inspiration kya thi woh choose karne ki.. Uski girlfriend??

Main-Dhyaan se nahi dekhi movie tumne. Uske papa they uski inspiration.. Jab woh chota tha tab dikhaaya tha naa woh apne papa k sath woods Mein tha and wahaan uske papa ne usko apni inspiration k baare Mein bataaya tha.. Girlfriend wirlfriend kuch naa hota inspiration.. Inspiration itana easy thodi mill jaati hogi.. Girlfriend ko toh TB tha woh Marr gayi toh kya uski inspiration Marr jaati?? Hell no.. Inspiration stays forever.. Thats what his dad said..

Ye sun woh ladke ne kuch bola bhi nahi or meri side aagaya ab bajaai sabne taaliyaan.. Main jeet gaya tha..

Main-So it seems jeet gaye hum..

Ab haters Mein se ek ladka bola..

Ladka-Maanliya bhaiya.. Jaane waale toh humlog bhi they uss side but actually aaj humara bhi test hai toh Humne socha woh topic padh k jaenge..

Main-No issue ab padha dunga bolo kya hai topic.. Test faad doge tumlog..

Unhone bataaya Advanced thermodynamics.. Waah ji kal he padha tha firse.. New book kaa gyaan dediya unko unhi ki language Mein Aaj school waale chill kar rahe they as unke liye jyada gyaan tha ye lekin college waale focused they.. 8 bandey they college waale.. Or aaj principal ka bhaari interest tha humare andar. I don't know kyun lekin kaafi tha interest uska..

Main - Bus ye hua khatam college waalon ne iske 35 lectures liye honge maine 35 minutes Lee hain.. Or agar 85% isme se nahi aaya test Mein toh main haargaya samjho.. Aaram se Jaao..

Ladka-Thank you sir..

Main-No problem..

Main utha wahaan se toh woh principal clapping karne laga.. Ab mujhe uski side Jaana he padda..

Main-Hello sir.. Good morning..

Prim-Hello myself Mahesh Jindal.. Nice to meet you..

Main-Ankit Singh sir nice to meet you too..

Prin-Well ankit ji main kuch din se notice kar raha hun Yahaan aapko I must say you are a great teacher..

Main-Arrey sir teacher toh bus ban gaya bachon ne Jidd pakad Lee ki woh kuch bhi hojaae physics ko pasand nahi karenge ab bhalla ye toh seedha seedha challenge hogaya mereko..

Prin-And aap jeet gaye..

Main-Jeetana he tha sir physics kaa kitaabi gyaan pasand nahi aata bachon ko isliye mere pass khudka gyan hai.

Prin - Han dekha maine.. Ye college waale 8 k 8 bache mere college students hain..

Main-Aapke??

Prim-Oh I am principal of Laxmi college of engineering..

Main-Oh I see I see yeah yeah newspaper Mein padha tha maine college k baare Mein.

Prin-ye mere college students hain and belive me maine aajtak inko itana focused nahi dekha pichle 1.5 saal se..

Main-Hehehe..

Prin-I am not joking its great its fantastic.. Kya kartey hain aap??

Main-Study is going sir..

Prin - What in study??

Main-I am doing my PhD in Physics sir..

Ye sun budhe ki aankhein chamak gayi..

Prin-Oh PhD?? Wonderful.. Kon se entrance test k base par..

Main-No entrance tests sir.. I am doing it In University of California distance education sir.. Ussi kaa entrance test diya tha bus..

Ab budhe ki sansein attak gayi..

Prin-University of California Mein admission mill gaya aapko??

Main-ji sir..

Prin-Oh my god.. India k kitane log honge usme?? 2 yaa 3 he honge??

Main-3 he hain sir.. Bahaar jaake phd nahi karta koi woh bhi distance se and then iska entrance test bahot hard hota hai..

Prin-Yeah yeah I know.. Wonderful wonderful. So side Mein Koi job wagairaah kaa socha ki nahi??

Main-Nahi sir jobs wagairaah schools se toh bahot offer aae but I am over qualified for that..

Prin-Yes you are.. Colleges wagairaah mein dekha..

Main-ussi k liye Uttarakhand aaya tha sir lekin kya hua train Mein mera or mere bhai k bags chori hogaya jisme humare sab documents they and paise they or agle din mereko jo ye MR college hai uske entrance test Mein baithana tha but due to my original documents being stolen mujhe majburan ghar aana padda waapis and now waiting..

Prin-Ye kya Baat hui bhalla aisa thodi hota hai photocopies toh hongi??

Main-Ji sir..

Orin-Toh bhai assistant professor k liye photocopies chalti hain 4 months kaa time hota hai aapke pass fresh nikalwaake dene kaa tabtak photocopies valid rehti hain..

Main-Really?? College waalon ne toh mana kardiya..

Prin-Woh fraud hai bhai wahaan sab paison kaa khel hai agar tum paise dedetey toh tumhe bina documents he rakh letey..woh college he aisa hai..

Main-Oh I see..

Prin-Well agar job he chaahiye toh humara college abhi entrance exam leraha hai 2 din baad se.. Aap form fill kardijiye and jo documents box hai usme photocopies add kijiye and ek FIR report toh hogi he chori ki woh add kijiye and aap eligible honge exam Mein baithne k liye..

Main-Oh god really??

Prin- yes obviously..

Main-Thank you so so so much sir..

Orin-No worries Ankit you have a great talent and I don't want it to go waste.. Best of luck.. Here is my number..

Main-Thanks sir..

Maine uska card liya or usko bye bolke wahaan se nikala bc uski jarurat bhi nahi thi mujhe toh waise he fake documents par entrance dedeta main but impression banaana jaruri tha jo maine banaa diya tha ab aage kaa kaam main easily kardunga.. Easily..

Continued..

Mast update bhai

 

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Update-138(Cleared)
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Wahaan se main waapis ghar aaya Pehle toh online form fill kiya jo easy tha FIR Chang ne karwaa rakhi thi ek jo bahot kaam aarahi thi . And then same routine Soya fir uthke lunch kiya then padha fir dinner kiya and then fir so gaya.. Next day subah utha main same time or gaya park Mein Mujhe ek or important kaam tha aaj.. College waalon kaa test caahiye tha mujhe kyunki ye entrance exam bc uske college k teachers he banaaenge obviously toh unke test se mujhe andaaja toh millega at least.. Isliye main wahaan gaya toh college waale khussi khussi baithe they aaj.. Main wahaan gaya..

Sab-Morning bhaiya..

Main-Morning. Kya hua bhai college waalo khuss khuss dikh rahe ho..

Ladka-Hogaya sir.. Humari madam takk shocked reh gayi.. Sab toh nahi hua but 9 Mein se 7 kardiye madam bokhla gayi bechaari ki ye wording Kahaan se leke aae tumlog.. Maine toh ye nahi sikhaaya tha..

Main-Lol..

Ladka-Bhaiya.. aap permanent tution he lagaalo humara please..

Main-Lol nahi. But jald he Tumhaare college Mein padhaaunga main.. Hopefully..

Ladka-Sachi??

Main-Yeah..

Ladka - Awesome bhaiya awesome...

Ladka2-Fir hum school waalon kaa kya bhaiya..

Main-Arrey kuch time Baad tumhe bhi toh wahin aana hai..

Ladka-Yep..

Maine unmein ek kaa test liya usase..

Main-Arrey ye bataao ye madam kon hain Tumhaari ..

Ladka-Neha Mam..

Main-Acha married hain??

Ladka-Nahi.. Kya Baat bhaiya??

Main-Abe general knowledge k liye puch raha hun acha paper set kiya hai..

Ladka-Arrey Jaao Jaao bhaiya.. Insta I'd hain inki Nehasingh02 Kuttey k sath photo hai..

Main-What the hell itani jaankaari kon rakhta haibe teachers ki..

Aaj bachon k sath baatein ki maine woh Principal aaya toh uske sath hi hello karke main waapis aagaya.. Instagram khola maine new id banaai and uss madam ki id dekhi by god Maal thi bc ye toh 27 ki age patla saa slim trim sareer..cute c aankhein.. Ab insta se information leni thi mereko Jahaan se mereko kuch cheejein pata chali woh thi Neha ji ko dogs and apni family bahot pasand hain insta par kai physics quotes daalti rehti hai ye iska favourite Physicist Richard Feynman hai.. Insta se iske boyfriend kaa koi pata nahi chala toh maybe ye single hai.. Pichle 4 saal se wahaan teach kar rahi hai woh or followers ko dekhte hue ye saaf hai ki students ki favorite teacher hai woh.. Ab iski 2 jagah jarurat padne waali thi mujhe first ye exam set karegi and then interview Mein Bhi shamil hogi ye.. Interesting.. Iske insta or iske banaae test se maine isko completely padh liya tha iske Insta Mein Kuch physics ki books ki images bhi thi jo iski favorite books thi matlab gyaan Yahaan se degi ye exam Mein Ab good news ye thi unmein se 5 books main already padh chuka tha or 2 Baaki thi jinmein se 1 available thi mere pass or dusri ko laane maine Chang ko bheja jo khaali hath waapis aaya book nahi milli.. Fuck.. Ab maine book kaa title search kiya toh online 7600 Rs ki book thi woh but woh issue nahi tha mereko abhi caahiye thi ye or delivery kab denge maadarchod ab google baba ne isme help ki meri ek site k Uppar mereko uss book ki puri pdf mill gayi 2353 pages ki.. Waah inka alag he nasha hai bc 7600 Lund lelo.. Maine pdf download ki and agle 2 din takk maine uss madam ki suggested books padhi.. Iss bich maine kuch bhi nahi kiya routine activities k alaawa bus padhaaai padhaaai padhaaai..


And finally woh din Aa he gaya, aaj entrance test tha nice.. Meri beard almost fully grown thi Chang ko bolke maine ek najar kaa chasma mangwaaliya tha jisme keval simple glass he tha bahot awkward lag raha tha sach kahun toh main.. Mera clean shave yaa fir light beard look bahot dhansu hai ye bhi theek he hai or apne ko Konsa bhenchod ladki pataani hai.. Kaam chalana hai.. Main naha dhoke ready hua ek new dress thi wahi pehni jo main Yahaan pehen k aaya tha obviously dhull chuki thi woh ek dum chaka chak.. Shoes wagairaah pehen full swag Mein main ghar se nikal k aage aaya wahaan mere form kaa print out nikaala and Wahaan auto kaa wait karne laga..

"Hello Bhaiya"..

Main mudda toh woh students they morning park waale ek bike par Mukesh and Vikash ye badhiya londey hain chill bhi hain or padhne waale bhi..

Main-Wassup guys..

Mukesh-Aaj aaye nahi bhaiya aap phone bhi naa uthaya..

Main-Arrey aaj entrance exam hai bhai..

Mukesh-Oh Haan.. Fir aao baitho hum bhi college he Jaa rahe hain..

Main - Arrey triple riding rehen do koi rukkawa lega..

Mukesh-Rukkawa lega toh bapu kiss kaam aaega bhaiya.

Vikash-Haan bhaiya iske papa Inspector hain..

Main-Waah..

Vikash-Or college takk waise bhi koi millta hai nahi bhaiya aao baitho..

Main-Sure..

Bullet thi 350 maybe baitha main uspe piche or wohlog nikale..

Vikash-Bhaiya aap humare college Mein aagaye toh mahool he badal denge..

Main-Achaa.. Badal he detey hain fir..

Vikash-Haan bhaiya..

College wahaan se 10 minute ki ride par tha or aaj Pehli baar dekha maine college ko toh kaafi badhiya and well built college tha neat and clean.. Strictness bhi thi jo mujhe pata chali tab jab bike rouk k Vikash or Mukesh ne icards lagaae.. Sab students ne icard lagaa rakhe they.. Jo gate par he check horahe they..

Mukesh-Best of luck bhaiya..

Vikash-Faad dena bhaiya.. Please..

Main-Sure..

Main gate par aaya guard ko form dikhaaya usne bataaya 2nd building Mein 2nd floor k room number 202 Mein Jaane kaa hai or main late tha total 17 minutes.. Wtf.. 9.30 am kaa time diya tha inhone ab mujhe laga 9.30 entry hogi and 10 takk paper suru karenge lekin 9.30 baje exam start hochuka tha or abhi 9.47 hogaye they 9.48 to be exact.. Main bhaaga wahaan se seedha toh 2 buildings thi college ki dono almost same he thi 3-3 floors they dono Mein kaafi bada college tha.. Students bhi kaafi they wahin side Mein canteen or parking thi and piche playground.. Main bhaaga toh net 9.50 par main uss Room k Saamne pohancha toh andar exam chaalu tha bahot bada room tha or almost 60 log honge wahaan par exam dene waale and aage k rooms Mein Bhi they students aatey time dekha tha maine. Mere room Mein Saamne ek Aadmi or ek Madam khaddey they ye thi Woh Neha..Not gonna lie Insta se jyaada Maal real Mein dikhti hai bc ye, Main andar gaya..

Neha-Yes??

Main-I am here for the test..

Neha-You are late sir..

Main-Oh no worries I can manage in this time..

Neha-But you are late it's the rules we can't manage..

Main-Oh i am Sorry madam actually i am new here so it took me a while to get here.. So sorry..

Ab woh aadmi bola jo ek or teacher hoga Yahaan kaa..

Aadmi-Sorry nahi bhai nikaliye aap don't disturb them.. Please leave..

Ab horaha tha wahaan time waste so maine or bahaane nahi banaae or apna mobile nikaala..

Neha-Sir Mobile phone is not allowed inside..

Main-Oh sorry main bahaar chala Jaata hun..

Ye bolke main gate se bahaar aaya or gate k Uppar khada hoke uss Principal ko call kiya..

Prin-Hello..

Main-Hey sir it's me Ankit from the park..

Prin-Oh hello Ankit..

Main-Actually sir I messed up you know aaj entrance test tha toh you know I am new so I reached here late or abhi mujhe baithne nahi derahe hain.. I know it was my fault sir but..

Prin-Oh no worries main baat karlunga but Ankit 90 minutes Mein se 30 minutes already waste hochuki hain.. Kaise karoge??

Main-Oh I'll manage that sir..

Prin-Ok then Baat karwaado meri..

Main--Hello madam.. Excuse me 1 sec please..

Neha meri taraf aai or maine Phone uski taraf kiya..

Neha-Who is it??

Main-Baat karlijiye..

Neha-Hello.. Oh Good Morning Sir.. Oh yes sir.. Obviously sir no worries.. Its ok sir.. Ok sir..

Ye bolke phone ussne mujhe diya..

Neha-Phone bahaar rakhiye and come on in..

Maine phone bahaar he rakha and uske piche andar aaya..

Aadmi - Kya hua?

Neha-Mahesh sir they he said let him in..

Aadmi-1 hour hai.. So koi faayda nahi hai but self satisfaction millega at least inhe..

Main-Oh 1 hour is more then enough ..

Neha - Well here you go best of luck then.. Last 3rd bench..

Main bench par gaya Pehle paper dekha and bingo.. Tumhaara bhai Soon to be Assistant Professor tha.. Ye nahi tha ki exam easy tha no fuck no bahot jyada hard tha bahot jyaada hard.. Logon ki gand fatti thi but sab lage hue they.. Maine naam and registration number likha.. Total 8 large questions they jinmein se 6 un books Mein se they jo madam k instagram par thi bus halke se changes they or woh questions bhaari hard they like hard hard hard lekin maine sab padha tha woh same to same .. Uske alaawa single answer questions they 20 total and 100 marks. So maine Pehle woh 2 question karna theek samjha jo kahin nahi they.. Ab bhenchod sabkuch Ekdum chappa tha mere andar Lund atkunga main pata bhi nahi chalne diya khudko he ki kab woh dono question nipta diye.. Bus ek issue tha bhenchod ye chasma awkward tha ajeeb lag raha tha toh maine nikaal diya.. Un 2 questions Mein maine 15 minutes waste kardiye they or ab 45 minutes Mein Mujhe total 6 large and 20 small questions karne they no big deal.. Jo 6 questions they woh toh Yaad they literally mereko bus numericals Mein thode changes they Baaki same they.. Toh bc main likhne laga calculations takk added thi dimag Mein that's how fast I am bhenchod.. Woh 6 questions maine 30 minutes Mein nipta diye sab k sab.. Ab bache 20 short questions and 15 minutes, easy..

Woh jaldi jaldi likhe maine 10 one word answers they 5 true false and 5 multiple choice questions..

Maine literally exam 6 minutes Pehle khatam kardiya.. Sablog still likh he rahe they.. Agar meri likhne ki speed halki c fast or hoti toh main ye sab 35 minutes Mein kardeta.. Main khadda hua chasma lagaaya apna samaan uthaya and chala aage..

Main-Here you go mam..

Ye sun uss madam ne mujhe dekha..

Neha-What??

Main-Hogaya mam..

Neha-Pura??

Main-ji madam..

Neha-No way.. You are kidding right??

Main-Oh no no i am serious here you go.. Dekhlo...

Ussne merese paper liya and dekhne lagi woh dusara teacher bhi dekhne laga maybe woh bhi physics kaa he tha.. Undono ki aankh naak kaan or gand sab fatt gaye ek najar maarne k Baad..

Main-Jaaun madam??

Neha-Yy.. Ueahh.. Sure..

Main-Thank you so much Madam.

Ye bol main full swag se bahaar ki taraf nikala apka phone utha he raha tha ki woh madam aai..

Neha-Excuse me.. Mr..

Main-Ankit..

Neha-You forgot your signatures..

Main-Oh i am really sorry here you go..

Main uspar sign kar raha tha tab piche se woh principal aagaya..

Prin- Ankit kya hua??

Main-Oh nothing sir.. Hogaya exam..

Prin-No way? You are joking right..

Neha-He is not Sir. He completed the test in 52 minutes.. 52 minutes sir all of it.. And it looks like he did it correctly..

Prin-Well I am not that much shocked Ankit mujhe laga tha kar loge tum but itana jaldi.. Well great job.. Oh by the way Neha.. He is Ankit ye Mukesh, Vikash wagairaah ko morning tuitions ye detey hain jinka jikar kar raha tha main..

Neha-Oh i see i see..Main soch rahi thi ki aapne kaha tha woh aaenge i wanted to meet him fir mujhe laga dusare rooms Mein honge..

Main - Hi nice to meet you..

Neha-Oh pleasure is all mine Sir.. Well i must say i am impressed.. Kaafi unique way hai teaching kaa aapka jin bachon ne tests Mein Kabhi 25% nahi liye they unko 85% dilwaa diye 25 minutes Mein i was shocked mujhe laga bache hain cheating ki hogi but then main Sir se milli he told me about you and I wanted to meet you and here we are..

Main-Well we met finally.. I must say this entrance test was very very very hard..

Neha-Well not for you it seems..

Main-Hehe it was hard for me too warna 30 minutes Mein kardeta but. Main 100% bataa raha hun aapko Iss room kaa Baaki rooms kaa pata nahi mujhe Iss room Mein se koi bhi 70+ nahi jaayega.. I am 100% sure..

Neha-Really?? Lage hue toh sab bahot ache se Hain..

Main-Dekhlena aap.. I am 100% sure..

Neha-Well ab toh dekhna he padega.. Ok time hone waala hai main exams collect karleti hun.. Nice to meet you Ankit Sir..

Main-Same..

Ye bol woh andar gayo..

Prin-Ankit tumhara first impression bahot he amazing rehta hai i guess sabke liye..

Main-It's natural sir.. By the way sir.. Results??

Prin-Jyaada time nahi lagega we are accelerating the process because new sessions on hain or students k lectures miss horahe hain.. So maybe Parson takk.. Tumhaare registered number par message aajaaega.. Then Same day interview hoga..

Main-Oh great..

Prin-OK Ankit it was great seeing you again.. Have a great day..

Main-You too sir..

Ab usko Tata bolke main wahaan se nikala.. Oh i am in i am so so so in.. Pakka in tha main usss madam k Uppar impression maarna tha mujhe jo main interview waale din karta but principal ki help se aaj he hogaya.. Mujhe naa roukk shakta koi ab..

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