Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

[AP 316]

WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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Update-146(Treatment !!!)
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Maine old topic padhaaya iss bich halka fulka disturb kiya un chutiyon ne jo theek tha padhne waale khuss they or woh sahi tha. Class over hui toh kuch students nikale main apne notes ikathey karne laga or notes uthaake bahaar ko nikala toh mera phone baja jo Chang kaa tha..

Main-Yes.

Chang-Aae nahi??

Main-Abhi class over hui hai 20minutes Mein aajaaunga..

Chang-Oh.. Ok..

Call disconnected..

Main wahaan se nikalne laga toh maine class Mein dekha ki woh Jagat or uske friends uss Neha madam ki behen k sath munhchodi kar rahe they ussne jo notes banaae they meri class k woh cheen liye they Jagat ne.. Aaj he kardun ilaaj?? Ok mouka hai kardeta hun..

Main waapis andar enter hua class Mein toh class Mein Jagat uske friends he they bus or ek woh ladki..

Main-Notes de uske..

Jagat-Master ji class khatam hui college bhi over hogaya nikal lijiye better rahega..

Main-Notes de..

Maine usase notes cheene or uss ladki ko diye..

Main-Girls please aap bahaar Jaao main Inke doubts clear kardeta hun inko apne notes dedunga.. Extra class..

Ye sun woh ladki khaddi hoke gayi bahaar but Jagat k sath jo Ladkiyaan thi woh nahi gayi..

Main-Nahi Jaana?? Madam Jaao better rahega.. Jaao Jaao..Go.. Go.. Go..

Maine unko raasta diya or bahaar nikaalke gate bandh kardiya.. Ab Andar 7 bandey rehgaye Jagat or uske sathi..

Main-Idhar Aa tu..

Jagat-Master ye naa sochiyo teacher hai toh bach jaayega Maar hum sabko barabar maartey hain..

Main-Idhar Aa.. Aaja Maar..

Jagat-Dekhle fir complaint karta firega..

Main Jagat k pass gaya or diya uske pait Mein punch ekdum set karke maara tha woh or woh punch lagtey he Jagat girra apne ghutano par munh se ulti kartey hue.. Khaaya peeya wahaan farsh par bikherr diya ussne or ye dekh usska Pehla friend aage aaya mujhe maarne main usase bacha or usko di laat lawde par woh bhenchod bench k Uppar se piche jaake girra.. Agle ko di maine kick uski jaangh par woh niche girra or girrtey he di ek kick uske kulhe k Uppar saala tedha hogaya.. 4th bande ne book maari mujhe faink k usase bacha main or diya ek punch uske pait Mein same power and same speed se woh piche pench par lait gaya uske munh se thook he thook aaya maybe ussne Khaana nahi khaaya tha abhi warna uska bhi khaaya peeya bahaar aajaata.. 5th and 6th ek sath aae lekin bich Mein benches hone k kaaran woh kuch kar nahi paae ek sath. Pehla aaya mujhe maarne, ussne punch maara main niche jukh k bacha or jukh k diya ek punch uski jaangh Mein Woh bc langdaatey hue piche ko hatt gaya tab diya maine usko ek or punch same pait k andar issne ki jabardast ulti chaaron taraf benches k Uppar se.. Main usase durr hatta or woh 6th ko di maine chest Mein laat piche deewar se satt gaya woh or aage aata usase Pehle maine diya ghutna uske lawde par woh wahin passar gaya.. Ab last banda bacha woh ek corner Mein he ghuss gaya..

"Mmm.. Main nahi"...

Maine Jagat ko pakkad k uthaaya usase khadda bhi nahi hua Jaa raha tha aankh or naak dono jagah se Paani ki line chal rahi thi.. Woh bokhlaayaa hua tha maine bench par bithaaya usko..

Main-Inko uthaake laa idhar.. Idhar aa bhosdk..Khadda ho dalle itana toh maara bhi nahi hai.. Idhar Aa tu bhi.. Haan Tu uth idhar aa..

Un sabko ek line Mein benches par baithaaya maine or woh 7th ko bhi baithne ko bola.woh bc uchal rahe they baithey-2..

Jagat-Tt..ttu toh hoga suspend.. Tu gaya beta.. Ssusstudnt par hath uthaaya..

Main-Hahaha ha.. Idhar dekh.. Idhar dekh bhosdk..Kya proof hai tere pass?? Aisi jagah maara hai doctor ko dikhaaega toh woh bhi naa bata paaega bus Dard he dard rahega bahot jyaada woh bhi.. Or bahaar kya bolega?? Ek teacher ne maara hum sabko woh teacher bhi bacha tha?? Sabki gand tod di or tum hath takk nahi lagaa paae?? Bhosdk iske baad tera baap president banaaega tujhe.. Lund mera suspend hoga.. Or hone dey suspend bhenchod tu idhar dekh sun Dhyaan se aage se kabhi bhi agar mujhe tu yaa teri Gang college Mein bakchodi kartey hue milli toh aaj toh andar maara hai kal ko sabke Saamne maarunga or 7 they beshak 20 hon sabko maarunga samjh raha hai?? Maadarchod teri ijjat bachaane k liye Yahaan leke maara tumhe warna puri class k Saamne dhota.. Tera Baap hun main saale aukaat kya hai teri?? Banaaun president?? Aaun udhar.. Rukk Terri Maa ki chut..

Main stage se uttarne laga..

Jagat-Nanan. Nahi samjh gaya..

Main-Samjh gaya sir bol bhosdk..

Jagat-Sir. Sir..

Main-Haan.. Or tumlog suno be iski gand chaattey rehtey ho toh ab bhi isko follow karna kahin bhi bakchodi kartey firre toh maa chod dunga tumhari.. Wahin k wahin.. Or Haan open challenge hai bahaar bhi le aana bandey laa shaktey ho toh subah college time aata hun and ye time abhi nikal raha hun. Samjha.. Or Haan teachers se durr rehna specially jo madam next class Mein gayi thi uske sath bakchodi kar rahe they saale gand fod dunga..

Sab-Hjjj.ji sir..

Main-Or ye ulti wulti saaf karo dallo warna beijati hojaaegi itani ki samjh Mein Nahi aaega.. College Mein aana bandh karna padega.. Chalo have a good day.. And Haan jiss jiss ko pait Mein laga hai next 72 hours takk jyaada mirchi masaale waala kuch matt Khaana warna infection hojaaega pait Mein samjhe?? Chalo.. Bye.. Nice to meet you guys..

Ye bol maine apne notes uthaae or gate kholke bahaar nikala toh bahar thoda aage woh Ladkiyaan khaddi thi and wahaan woh Neha ki sister.. Main unke pass se nikala toh woh Neha ki behen mere sath ho li..

"Hello Sir.. Thank You mere notes dilwaane k liye..

Main-No problem.

" I am Rupali Sir"

Main-Nice to meet you Rupali.. Maine bol diya hai unko ab disturb nahi karenge tumhe woh..

Rupali-Woh bus aapke Saamne bolo hoga Sir kissi ki baaton kaa ashar nahi hota unke Uppar..

Main-Oh meri baaton kaa hogaya Ashar..

Rupali-Really??

Main-Yep.. Main students ko samjhaana ache se jaanta hun meri baatein ghar kar jaati hain dimag Mein.. By the way tum Neha mam ki behan ho??

Rupali-Yes.. Aap jaante ho meri Di ko??

Main-Oh yeah iss college Mein Ek wahi teacher hain jinhe jaanta hun main..

Rupali-Hehe.. Good Good..

Main-Ok Rupali have a nice day..

Rupali - You too sir..

Main niche aaya mereko register Mein sign karne they jaatey time jo staff room Mein tha issi liye main seedha wahaan gaya toh wahaan kaafi teachers mojjud they sab sign wagairaah kar rahe they..

"Bache Ye Staff Room hai".. Hahaha ha.. Just kidding Myself Aniket..

Ek teacher khud he hansta hua mujhse bola..

Main-Ankit. Nice to meet you..

Maine wahaan sign kiye..

"You must be the new teacher everyone is talking about"..

Ek Semi Maal madam ne mujhe bola. Actually dikhne Mein Woh maal he thi but uski clothes ki choice kaafi bakwass thi issliye woh Semi maal lag rahi thi.

Main-Oh actually i dont know what everyone is talking about.

"Nistha"..

Ussne mujhse hath millaatey hue kaha..

Main-Ankit..

Ab ussne mera hath kaafi jorr lagake pakkada I don't know kya tha woh maybe Rude behaviour but usase hath milake main turant nikala kyunki uske sath ek do madams Orr thi jo introduction k liye khaddi thi maine kaan se phone lagaya or unki taraf hath se ishaara karke turant bahaar aaya.. Haashh.. Fuck..
Ab wahaan aake Maine Mukesh ko call kiya..

Main-Kahaan betey?

Muk-Ghar bhaiya..

Main - Abe kab gaya??

Muk- 1 baje class over hogayi thi.. Aaun lene??

Main-Arrey naa naa Auto mill he gaya.. Chal good bye..

Call disconnected..

Mereko bahaar se he Auto mill gaya jisme baith main seedha ghar pohancha gate khol k andar aaya toh Chang And Ami hall Mein baithe they..

Chang--Opposition ne try kiya Sarkaar girrane kaa but Deva bhai is smart unhone hillne takk nahi di mainly because unki foundation itani strong hai ki party nahi family hai koi chhodne ko taiyaar nahi tha.. Uppar se Deva bhai ko sympathy milli ki unhone sachaai kaa sath diya..

Ami-What about the family??

Chang-Sab theek hain ab routine work suru hogaya hai Rishi ne parson se office Jaana suru kiya hai same with Abeer and Mangal.. Babhi bhi itane din se bahaar takk nahi nikali thi kal woh bhi as usual mandir jaake aai Meenu sath thi unke.. Sam Ravi and Rohit ne bhi Parson se College Jaana suru kiya hai..Anjali and team bhi apne kaam Mein lage hain wohlog Filhaal normal police work he kar rahe hain as unke Uppar heat bahot jyaada hai isliye woh bus keval police work he kar rahe hain or ACU se durr reh rahe hain. Media bahot Suna raha hai boss ko pata nahi kya kya bakk rahe hain.. Total hate failaaya Jaa raha hai boss k against jiski main piller hai woh Sudha Chaudhary sab uske channel se suru hua hai..

Ami-And what about Anaa??

Chang-Woh bimaar thi kuch din Pehle he theek hui hai hospital se pata kiya toh unhone kahaa kamjori ki wajah se tha sab Khaana wagairaah nahi khaaya tha ussne boss k Jaane k Baad lekin ab theek hai woh uski behen ne office se chutti le rakhi hai or uske sath he rehti hai.. Aaj Anaa college gayi thi lekin jaldi waapis chali gayi thi.. In short everyone is holding up good.. They'll heal as time passes..

They Will heal, but can I'll be able to heal???

Continued..

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Wait what...what was that....can I'll be heal abhi isko Kya hua...kuch to kahaani lagtaa hai feel like ab AP k flash back Mai Ami ki entry hone waali hai jld hi.. superb nice update and Kya treatment Diya hai college k punter logo ko super mazaa hi aa gayaa..

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[AP 316]

Update-147(I Am Smart)
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Chang And Ami ko pata tha main piche khadda tha mujhe sunaaney k liye he woh ye sab bol rahe they kyunki waise toh sunaney waala tha nahi main.. Chang kal raat gaya tha Haryana or abhi waapis aaya hai I guess..

Ami-Arrey boss..

Ami ne mere notes wagairaah leke ek side rakhe main wahaan baitha Ami paani kaa glass leke aayi..

Chang-Wassup boss how was your day??

Main-Pretty good I guess...

Chang - Hmm kissi se jhagda hua??

Main-Oh yeah.. Listen ek ladka hai college president Jagat Dayal.. Details nikaal iski..

Chang--What happened??

Maine usko bataaya kya hua..

Chang - Great.. Maarke bataane laayak bhi nahi chhoda.. Lekin details nikaalke kya karoge ye thodi naa kuch karlega..

Main-Nahi iska attitude mujhe alag laga iska baap koi badi film hai nahi toh ye attitude aaya Kahaan se isme.. Galat banda hai ye yaa galat jagah kaa banda hai yaa galat sangat Mein Hai, tu information nikaal tera bhi time pass hojaaega..

Ami-Boss?? New place lekin still ye sab??

Main-Ami ye sab humaara picha nahi chhodega main apne aap ko ek Hadd takk he roukk shakta hun keval like meri limit takk he roukk shakta hun main.. Or jiss din woh limit tutti naa tumhe pata hai main sabko khatam kardunga.. Or woh limit naa tuttey uske liye mujhe time to time ye sab karna padta hai.. Isase mera dimag bhi invested rehta hai.. Mera dimag jitana khaali rahega utana he dangerous hai or i know ye physics Mein mera dimag lag jaata hai but still bahot Saara bach Jaata Hai jisko mujhe alag alag jagah divert karna hai warna issues hojaenge.. Uske liye fir caahe kissi ki gand he kyun naa fodni pade..

Ami-ok If you say so.. Sure..

Chang-You are right boss. Aapka toh badi baat hai mujhe he dekhlo baithe baithe mera dimag pata nahi kya he planning karne lag jaata hai..

Main-That's what I am saying mera mann karta hai to kill everybody that Judge That Lawyer that cbi team that bitch Sudha chaudhary.. Sabko.. Fuck those people..

Ami-I agree.. Fuck those people.. I'll kill them myself..

Main-Exactly but not physically mentally we will sooner or latter. ..

Ye sab sach tha mera dimag bahot jyaada tha or akeli physics usko sambhaal nahi shakti thi.. I needed somethings else to do.. Jo main kar raha tha. Ab Itana Risk Toh Roorkee ko bhi uthana padega humare aane kaa..


Khair Aajka din ghar Mein he bitta next day Subah main time se ready hua or Mukesh and Vikash kaa wait karne laga toh wohlog on time aae aaj mujhe bhi time se Pehle nahi Jaana tha toh on time sahi tha..

Main-Kya be?? Kal college Mein Kya munh fulaae khaddey they..

Vikash-Seniors bhai.. Or kya hoga dukhi kar rahe hain..

Main-Seniors hotey he dukhi karne k liye hain..

Vikash-Aapko bhi kartey they??

Main-Nahi.. Main samne waale kaa munh fod deta tha..

Mukesh-Aapke jaisa banana hai bhai Humein..

Main- Mere jaisa main khud nahi hun.. But don't worry mere jaise nahi but badhiya ban jaaoge.. Just remember no one is bigger then you..

Mukesh-Arrey aap jantey nahi bhai unko 2 gangs hain or dono he elections Mein khaddey hotey hain Ek MSc waale ek Mtech waale Baaki ko kuch karne nahi detey college Mein..

Main-MSc waale kon woh Jagat wagairaah??

Mukesh-Haan..

Main-Or Mtech Mein??

Mukesh-Ye dussri party, college Mein 2 he party hain ek jagat ki jo winner hai and second Ek Akshay Sharma hai Mtech kaa uski hai.. Isase Pehle wahi tha president abki baar haar gaya.. Woh ghatiya banda hai..

Main-Koi naa.. Hojaaega sab theek.

Humlog college pohanchey unhe parking Mein Chhod main andar aaya or seedha staff room ki side aaya Jahaan mujhe sign karne they andar aaya attendance lagaai apni or room se bahaar nikala toh Neha mill gayi wahin gate k Uppar mujhe..

Neha-Hey Good Morning..

Main-Morning..

Neha-Kal bina bataae nikal gaye tum main wait kar rahi thi..

Main-Actually Mujhe laga aap chale he gaye honge so main nikal gaya..

Neha-Ek toh no aap Haan.. Tum theek hai.. And also Thankyou..

Main-Thankyou??

Neha-Yeah.. Meri behen ki help karne k liye.. She told me..

Main-Oh.. It was nothing.

Neha-It means tumne panga le he liya unke sath..

Main-Oh no no no.. No panga.. Maine bus unse baat ki and woh samjh gaye..

Neha-No way.

Main-Yeah.. Ask your sister.. Maine unhe samjhaya and woh log samjh gaye i mean itane bure bhi nahi hain wohlog..

Neha-you are joking right?? Ye possible he nahi hai ki woh aise he Maan gaye..

"Ankit Sir"???

Main piche mudda toh woh Jagat or uske kuch friends mere piche khaddey they..

Jagat-Good Morning Sir..

Main-Morning..

Jagat-Sir can i talk to you for a second??

Main-After class abhi late horaha hai mujhe..

Jagat-Bus ek second sir its urgent..

Main-OK.. Neha mam excuse me..

Neha shocked thi ussne meri baat kaa Jawaab tak naa diya usse vishwaash naa hua ki ye log itana ache se kaise baat kar rahe hain.. Main Jagat ki side gaya or woh mere sath thoda aage aaya langdaake chal raha tha woh pait Mein Dard tha jo rahega kuch din.

Main-Haanji President sir boliye..

Jagat - W. W. Woh actually sir first of all sorry jo bhi ka hua..

Main-Kal kuch bhi nahi hua.. Aage bolo..

Jagat - Actually sir humlog itane kharab hain nahi jitane log show kar rahe hain.. Aap kissi se puchlijiye president banane k Baad maine kissi k sath ladaai takk nahi ki hai maine kya hum Mein se kissi ne ladaai nahi ki hai.. I know ragging yaa fir trolling ki hai I know humlog rude bhi hain..

Main-I know..

Jagat-How??

Main-Main logon ki shakal padh leta hun.. Listen tu middle class family kaa member hai tukke se election jeet gaya actually tukke se nahi koi inside kaa banda tha tere sath jisase tujhe thodi help milli or tu jeet gaya..

Ye sun Jagat or uske friends ki aankhein khull gayi jisase mera shakk yakeen Mein badal gaya..

Main-Ab election jeet gaya toh power aagayi tere pass bandar k hath Mein bandukk ab tujhe paise dene they usko jisssne tujhe election jitwaaya yaa koi favour return karna tha usko issliye tu rude hogaya bad boy image banaane laga taaki students tere pass aaein har achi buri help k liye or badle Mein Tu paise lelega unse ab woh paise tu khudpar toh kharch kar nahi raha as tum sabke kapde low class he hain toh tu kissi ko deraha hai matlab ussi ko jissne tujhe election jitwaaya.. And college Mein baat nahi bani toh tu koi local Neta k contact Mein aagaya or jab usko jarurat padti hai tab tu bandey leke chala jaata hai and badle Mein again paise mill jaate hain... Lekin woh point nahi hai I don't give a fuck tune election kaise jeeta hai..I don't give a fuck tu kya karta hai beshak ladaai kar Maar peet kar Neta k sath Jaa kuch bhi kar bus mereko irritate nahi karna never samjh raha hai?? Aise munh kholke khadda matt ho logon ko shakk hoga.. Munh bandh karbe..

Jagat-S. Ssir.. Kaise?? H. Whwo. How??

Main-Told you i am smart.. Abe munh bandh kar ghonchu. Tension free reh i dont give a fuck..

Jagat-. T. Thankyou sir.. Thakk..nyou..

Main-Hakaalaana bandh kar or ab bol kaam kya tha..?

Jagat-Sir woh aapne kal..

Main-Kal kuch nahi hua tha..

Jagat-Haan kal jo kuch nahi hua toh hum Mein se 2 bandey they woh badla lene ki bol rahe hain aapse.. Or sir humaara koi hath nahi hai isme we promise..

Sab - ji sir.. Bilkul bhi nahi..

Main-Don't worry dekhlunga main..

Jagat-Woh aapko kuch nahi kahenge sir actually unhone plan toh aapke liye he banaaya tha lekin abhi Subah aapko Mukesh or Vikash k sath dekh liya unhone toh woh bol rahe they ki College k Baad un dono ko he fodenge..

Main- fuck.. Kab sudharenge yelog..

Jagat-Sir.. Kaafi log hain woh.. 10-12 honge..

Main-Dekh lunga main..

Jagat-Or again sir humaara koi hath nahi tha isme..

Main-Sure.. Or Haan bhosdk sudhar matt Jaana warna shakk hoga logon ko or Uppar se sudhar gaya toh president ko koi nahi puchega fir college chud jaayega fir harr koi president ban jaayega issliye aise he rehna.. Samjha??

Jagat-Jjj.. Ji sir..

Main-Or Haan again..

Jagat-Aapko irritate nahi karna hai samjh gaya sir.

Main-Perfect chal Bhaag.. Or Haan unn ladko kaa Naam??

Jagat-Vishal And Sunil..

Main-OK.. Thanks.. Kardun inka bhi ilaaj?? Kar he deta hun..

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Update-147(I Am Smart)
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Chang And Ami ko pata tha main piche khadda tha mujhe sunaaney k liye he woh ye sab bol rahe they kyunki waise toh sunaney waala tha nahi main.. Chang kal raat gaya tha Haryana or abhi waapis aaya hai I guess..

Ami-Arrey boss..

Ami ne mere notes wagairaah leke ek side rakhe main wahaan baitha Ami paani kaa glass leke aayi..

Chang-Wassup boss how was your day??

Main-Pretty good I guess...

Chang - Hmm kissi se jhagda hua??

Main-Oh yeah.. Listen ek ladka hai college president Jagat Dayal.. Details nikaal iski..

Chang--What happened??

Maine usko bataaya kya hua..

Chang - Great.. Maarke bataane laayak bhi nahi chhoda.. Lekin details nikaalke kya karoge ye thodi naa kuch karlega..

Main-Nahi iska attitude mujhe alag laga iska baap koi badi film hai nahi toh ye attitude aaya Kahaan se isme.. Galat banda hai ye yaa galat jagah kaa banda hai yaa galat sangat Mein Hai, tu information nikaal tera bhi time pass hojaaega..

Ami-Boss?? New place lekin still ye sab??

Main-Ami ye sab humaara picha nahi chhodega main apne aap ko ek Hadd takk he roukk shakta hun keval like meri limit takk he roukk shakta hun main.. Or jiss din woh limit tutti naa tumhe pata hai main sabko khatam kardunga.. Or woh limit naa tuttey uske liye mujhe time to time ye sab karna padta hai.. Isase mera dimag bhi invested rehta hai.. Mera dimag jitana khaali rahega utana he dangerous hai or i know ye physics Mein mera dimag lag jaata hai but still bahot Saara bach Jaata Hai jisko mujhe alag alag jagah divert karna hai warna issues hojaenge.. Uske liye fir caahe kissi ki gand he kyun naa fodni pade..

Ami-ok If you say so.. Sure..

Chang-You are right boss. Aapka toh badi baat hai mujhe he dekhlo baithe baithe mera dimag pata nahi kya he planning karne lag jaata hai..

Main-That's what I am saying mera mann karta hai to kill everybody that Judge That Lawyer that cbi team that bitch Sudha chaudhary.. Sabko.. Fuck those people..

Ami-I agree.. Fuck those people.. I'll kill them myself..

Main-Exactly but not physically mentally we will sooner or latter. ..

Ye sab sach tha mera dimag bahot jyaada tha or akeli physics usko sambhaal nahi shakti thi.. I needed somethings else to do.. Jo main kar raha tha. Ab Itana Risk Toh Roorkee ko bhi uthana padega humare aane kaa..


Khair Aajka din ghar Mein he bitta next day Subah main time se ready hua or Mukesh and Vikash kaa wait karne laga toh wohlog on time aae aaj mujhe bhi time se Pehle nahi Jaana tha toh on time sahi tha..

Main-Kya be?? Kal college Mein Kya munh fulaae khaddey they..

Vikash-Seniors bhai.. Or kya hoga dukhi kar rahe hain..

Main-Seniors hotey he dukhi karne k liye hain..

Vikash-Aapko bhi kartey they??

Main-Nahi.. Main samne waale kaa munh fod deta tha..

Mukesh-Aapke jaisa banana hai bhai Humein..

Main- Mere jaisa main khud nahi hun.. But don't worry mere jaise nahi but badhiya ban jaaoge.. Just remember no one is bigger then you..

Mukesh-Arrey aap jantey nahi bhai unko 2 gangs hain or dono he elections Mein khaddey hotey hain Ek MSc waale ek Mtech waale Baaki ko kuch karne nahi detey college Mein..

Main-MSc waale kon woh Jagat wagairaah??

Mukesh-Haan..

Main-Or Mtech Mein??

Mukesh-Ye dussri party, college Mein 2 he party hain ek jagat ki jo winner hai and second Ek Akshay Sharma hai Mtech kaa uski hai.. Isase Pehle wahi tha president abki baar haar gaya.. Woh ghatiya banda hai..

Main-Koi naa.. Hojaaega sab theek.

Humlog college pohanchey unhe parking Mein Chhod main andar aaya or seedha staff room ki side aaya Jahaan mujhe sign karne they andar aaya attendance lagaai apni or room se bahaar nikala toh Neha mill gayi wahin gate k Uppar mujhe..

Neha-Hey Good Morning..

Main-Morning..

Neha-Kal bina bataae nikal gaye tum main wait kar rahi thi..

Main-Actually Mujhe laga aap chale he gaye honge so main nikal gaya..

Neha-Ek toh no aap Haan.. Tum theek hai.. And also Thankyou..

Main-Thankyou??

Neha-Yeah.. Meri behen ki help karne k liye.. She told me..

Main-Oh.. It was nothing.

Neha-It means tumne panga le he liya unke sath..

Main-Oh no no no.. No panga.. Maine bus unse baat ki and woh samjh gaye..

Neha-No way.

Main-Yeah.. Ask your sister.. Maine unhe samjhaya and woh log samjh gaye i mean itane bure bhi nahi hain wohlog..

Neha-you are joking right?? Ye possible he nahi hai ki woh aise he Maan gaye..

"Ankit Sir"???

Main piche mudda toh woh Jagat or uske kuch friends mere piche khaddey they..

Jagat-Good Morning Sir..

Main-Morning..

Jagat-Sir can i talk to you for a second??

Main-After class abhi late horaha hai mujhe..

Jagat-Bus ek second sir its urgent..

Main-OK.. Neha mam excuse me..

Neha shocked thi ussne meri baat kaa Jawaab tak naa diya usse vishwaash naa hua ki ye log itana ache se kaise baat kar rahe hain.. Main Jagat ki side gaya or woh mere sath thoda aage aaya langdaake chal raha tha woh pait Mein Dard tha jo rahega kuch din.

Main-Haanji President sir boliye..

Jagat - W. W. Woh actually sir first of all sorry jo bhi ka hua..

Main-Kal kuch bhi nahi hua.. Aage bolo..

Jagat - Actually sir humlog itane kharab hain nahi jitane log show kar rahe hain.. Aap kissi se puchlijiye president banane k Baad maine kissi k sath ladaai takk nahi ki hai maine kya hum Mein se kissi ne ladaai nahi ki hai.. I know ragging yaa fir trolling ki hai I know humlog rude bhi hain..

Main-I know..

Jagat-How??

Main-Main logon ki shakal padh leta hun.. Listen tu middle class family kaa member hai tukke se election jeet gaya actually tukke se nahi koi inside kaa banda tha tere sath jisase tujhe thodi help milli or tu jeet gaya..

Ye sun Jagat or uske friends ki aankhein khull gayi jisase mera shakk yakeen Mein badal gaya..

Main-Ab election jeet gaya toh power aagayi tere pass bandar k hath Mein bandukk ab tujhe paise dene they usko jisssne tujhe election jitwaaya yaa koi favour return karna tha usko issliye tu rude hogaya bad boy image banaane laga taaki students tere pass aaein har achi buri help k liye or badle Mein Tu paise lelega unse ab woh paise tu khudpar toh kharch kar nahi raha as tum sabke kapde low class he hain toh tu kissi ko deraha hai matlab ussi ko jissne tujhe election jitwaaya.. And college Mein baat nahi bani toh tu koi local Neta k contact Mein aagaya or jab usko jarurat padti hai tab tu bandey leke chala jaata hai and badle Mein again paise mill jaate hain... Lekin woh point nahi hai I don't give a fuck tune election kaise jeeta hai..I don't give a fuck tu kya karta hai beshak ladaai kar Maar peet kar Neta k sath Jaa kuch bhi kar bus mereko irritate nahi karna never samjh raha hai?? Aise munh kholke khadda matt ho logon ko shakk hoga.. Munh bandh karbe..

Jagat-S. Ssir.. Kaise?? H. Whwo. How??

Main-Told you i am smart.. Abe munh bandh kar ghonchu. Tension free reh i dont give a fuck..

Jagat-. T. Thankyou sir.. Thakk..nyou..

Main-Hakaalaana bandh kar or ab bol kaam kya tha..?

Jagat-Sir woh aapne kal..

Main-Kal kuch nahi hua tha..

Jagat-Haan kal jo kuch nahi hua toh hum Mein se 2 bandey they woh badla lene ki bol rahe hain aapse.. Or sir humaara koi hath nahi hai isme we promise..

Sab - ji sir.. Bilkul bhi nahi..

Main-Don't worry dekhlunga main..

Jagat-Woh aapko kuch nahi kahenge sir actually unhone plan toh aapke liye he banaaya tha lekin abhi Subah aapko Mukesh or Vikash k sath dekh liya unhone toh woh bol rahe they ki College k Baad un dono ko he fodenge..

Main- fuck.. Kab sudharenge yelog..

Jagat-Sir.. Kaafi log hain woh.. 10-12 honge..

Main-Dekh lunga main..

Jagat-Or again sir humaara koi hath nahi tha isme..

Main-Sure.. Or Haan bhosdk sudhar matt Jaana warna shakk hoga logon ko or Uppar se sudhar gaya toh president ko koi nahi puchega fir college chud jaayega fir harr koi president ban jaayega issliye aise he rehna.. Samjha??

Jagat-Jjj.. Ji sir..

Main-Or Haan again..

Jagat-Aapko irritate nahi karna hai samjh gaya sir.

Main-Perfect chal Bhaag.. Or Haan unn ladko kaa Naam??

Jagat-Vishal And Sunil..

Main-OK.. Thanks.. Kardun inka bhi ilaaj?? Kar he deta hun..

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[Arv313]

Fantastic update brother
Jaise aapne describe kiya ki aapke mind ko khali nhi rakhana to us hisab se aapko sudha and shreya chaudhary ki banging party arrange karni chahiye aur ve sale cbi lawyer judge sheetal aur vo sala raman vo pagalo ki doctor sabka ilaj kar hi do enko bhi to pata chale ki AP se panga liya hai.
love you bhidu
waiting for new update.

 

[Hunterrrr69]

Update-147(I Am Smart)
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Chang And Ami ko pata tha main piche khadda tha mujhe sunaaney k liye he woh ye sab bol rahe they kyunki waise toh sunaney waala tha nahi main.. Chang kal raat gaya tha Haryana or abhi waapis aaya hai I guess..

Ami-Arrey boss..

Ami ne mere notes wagairaah leke ek side rakhe main wahaan baitha Ami paani kaa glass leke aayi..

Chang-Wassup boss how was your day??

Main-Pretty good I guess...

Chang - Hmm kissi se jhagda hua??

Main-Oh yeah.. Listen ek ladka hai college president Jagat Dayal.. Details nikaal iski..

Chang--What happened??

Maine usko bataaya kya hua..

Chang - Great.. Maarke bataane laayak bhi nahi chhoda.. Lekin details nikaalke kya karoge ye thodi naa kuch karlega..

Main-Nahi iska attitude mujhe alag laga iska baap koi badi film hai nahi toh ye attitude aaya Kahaan se isme.. Galat banda hai ye yaa galat jagah kaa banda hai yaa galat sangat Mein Hai, tu information nikaal tera bhi time pass hojaaega..

Ami-Boss?? New place lekin still ye sab??

Main-Ami ye sab humaara picha nahi chhodega main apne aap ko ek Hadd takk he roukk shakta hun keval like meri limit takk he roukk shakta hun main.. Or jiss din woh limit tutti naa tumhe pata hai main sabko khatam kardunga.. Or woh limit naa tuttey uske liye mujhe time to time ye sab karna padta hai.. Isase mera dimag bhi invested rehta hai.. Mera dimag jitana khaali rahega utana he dangerous hai or i know ye physics Mein mera dimag lag jaata hai but still bahot Saara bach Jaata Hai jisko mujhe alag alag jagah divert karna hai warna issues hojaenge.. Uske liye fir caahe kissi ki gand he kyun naa fodni pade..

Ami-ok If you say so.. Sure..

Chang-You are right boss. Aapka toh badi baat hai mujhe he dekhlo baithe baithe mera dimag pata nahi kya he planning karne lag jaata hai..

Main-That's what I am saying mera mann karta hai to kill everybody that Judge That Lawyer that cbi team that bitch Sudha chaudhary.. Sabko.. Fuck those people..

Ami-I agree.. Fuck those people.. I'll kill them myself..

Main-Exactly but not physically mentally we will sooner or latter. ..

Ye sab sach tha mera dimag bahot jyaada tha or akeli physics usko sambhaal nahi shakti thi.. I needed somethings else to do.. Jo main kar raha tha. Ab Itana Risk Toh Roorkee ko bhi uthana padega humare aane kaa..


Khair Aajka din ghar Mein he bitta next day Subah main time se ready hua or Mukesh and Vikash kaa wait karne laga toh wohlog on time aae aaj mujhe bhi time se Pehle nahi Jaana tha toh on time sahi tha..

Main-Kya be?? Kal college Mein Kya munh fulaae khaddey they..

Vikash-Seniors bhai.. Or kya hoga dukhi kar rahe hain..

Main-Seniors hotey he dukhi karne k liye hain..

Vikash-Aapko bhi kartey they??

Main-Nahi.. Main samne waale kaa munh fod deta tha..

Mukesh-Aapke jaisa banana hai bhai Humein..

Main- Mere jaisa main khud nahi hun.. But don't worry mere jaise nahi but badhiya ban jaaoge.. Just remember no one is bigger then you..

Mukesh-Arrey aap jantey nahi bhai unko 2 gangs hain or dono he elections Mein khaddey hotey hain Ek MSc waale ek Mtech waale Baaki ko kuch karne nahi detey college Mein..

Main-MSc waale kon woh Jagat wagairaah??

Mukesh-Haan..

Main-Or Mtech Mein??

Mukesh-Ye dussri party, college Mein 2 he party hain ek jagat ki jo winner hai and second Ek Akshay Sharma hai Mtech kaa uski hai.. Isase Pehle wahi tha president abki baar haar gaya.. Woh ghatiya banda hai..

Main-Koi naa.. Hojaaega sab theek.

Humlog college pohanchey unhe parking Mein Chhod main andar aaya or seedha staff room ki side aaya Jahaan mujhe sign karne they andar aaya attendance lagaai apni or room se bahaar nikala toh Neha mill gayi wahin gate k Uppar mujhe..

Neha-Hey Good Morning..

Main-Morning..

Neha-Kal bina bataae nikal gaye tum main wait kar rahi thi..

Main-Actually Mujhe laga aap chale he gaye honge so main nikal gaya..

Neha-Ek toh no aap Haan.. Tum theek hai.. And also Thankyou..

Main-Thankyou??

Neha-Yeah.. Meri behen ki help karne k liye.. She told me..

Main-Oh.. It was nothing.

Neha-It means tumne panga le he liya unke sath..

Main-Oh no no no.. No panga.. Maine bus unse baat ki and woh samjh gaye..

Neha-No way.

Main-Yeah.. Ask your sister.. Maine unhe samjhaya and woh log samjh gaye i mean itane bure bhi nahi hain wohlog..

Neha-you are joking right?? Ye possible he nahi hai ki woh aise he Maan gaye..

"Ankit Sir"???

Main piche mudda toh woh Jagat or uske kuch friends mere piche khaddey they..

Jagat-Good Morning Sir..

Main-Morning..

Jagat-Sir can i talk to you for a second??

Main-After class abhi late horaha hai mujhe..

Jagat-Bus ek second sir its urgent..

Main-OK.. Neha mam excuse me..

Neha shocked thi ussne meri baat kaa Jawaab tak naa diya usse vishwaash naa hua ki ye log itana ache se kaise baat kar rahe hain.. Main Jagat ki side gaya or woh mere sath thoda aage aaya langdaake chal raha tha woh pait Mein Dard tha jo rahega kuch din.

Main-Haanji President sir boliye..

Jagat - W. W. Woh actually sir first of all sorry jo bhi ka hua..

Main-Kal kuch bhi nahi hua.. Aage bolo..

Jagat - Actually sir humlog itane kharab hain nahi jitane log show kar rahe hain.. Aap kissi se puchlijiye president banane k Baad maine kissi k sath ladaai takk nahi ki hai maine kya hum Mein se kissi ne ladaai nahi ki hai.. I know ragging yaa fir trolling ki hai I know humlog rude bhi hain..

Main-I know..

Jagat-How??

Main-Main logon ki shakal padh leta hun.. Listen tu middle class family kaa member hai tukke se election jeet gaya actually tukke se nahi koi inside kaa banda tha tere sath jisase tujhe thodi help milli or tu jeet gaya..

Ye sun Jagat or uske friends ki aankhein khull gayi jisase mera shakk yakeen Mein badal gaya..

Main-Ab election jeet gaya toh power aagayi tere pass bandar k hath Mein bandukk ab tujhe paise dene they usko jisssne tujhe election jitwaaya yaa koi favour return karna tha usko issliye tu rude hogaya bad boy image banaane laga taaki students tere pass aaein har achi buri help k liye or badle Mein Tu paise lelega unse ab woh paise tu khudpar toh kharch kar nahi raha as tum sabke kapde low class he hain toh tu kissi ko deraha hai matlab ussi ko jissne tujhe election jitwaaya.. And college Mein baat nahi bani toh tu koi local Neta k contact Mein aagaya or jab usko jarurat padti hai tab tu bandey leke chala jaata hai and badle Mein again paise mill jaate hain... Lekin woh point nahi hai I don't give a fuck tune election kaise jeeta hai..I don't give a fuck tu kya karta hai beshak ladaai kar Maar peet kar Neta k sath Jaa kuch bhi kar bus mereko irritate nahi karna never samjh raha hai?? Aise munh kholke khadda matt ho logon ko shakk hoga.. Munh bandh karbe..

Jagat-S. Ssir.. Kaise?? H. Whwo. How??

Main-Told you i am smart.. Abe munh bandh kar ghonchu. Tension free reh i dont give a fuck..

Jagat-. T. Thankyou sir.. Thakk..nyou..

Main-Hakaalaana bandh kar or ab bol kaam kya tha..?

Jagat-Sir woh aapne kal..

Main-Kal kuch nahi hua tha..

Jagat-Haan kal jo kuch nahi hua toh hum Mein se 2 bandey they woh badla lene ki bol rahe hain aapse.. Or sir humaara koi hath nahi hai isme we promise..

Sab - ji sir.. Bilkul bhi nahi..

Main-Don't worry dekhlunga main..

Jagat-Woh aapko kuch nahi kahenge sir actually unhone plan toh aapke liye he banaaya tha lekin abhi Subah aapko Mukesh or Vikash k sath dekh liya unhone toh woh bol rahe they ki College k Baad un dono ko he fodenge..

Main- fuck.. Kab sudharenge yelog..

Jagat-Sir.. Kaafi log hain woh.. 10-12 honge..

Main-Dekh lunga main..

Jagat-Or again sir humaara koi hath nahi tha isme..

Main-Sure.. Or Haan bhosdk sudhar matt Jaana warna shakk hoga logon ko or Uppar se sudhar gaya toh president ko koi nahi puchega fir college chud jaayega fir harr koi president ban jaayega issliye aise he rehna.. Samjha??

Jagat-Jjj.. Ji sir..

Main-Or Haan again..

Jagat-Aapko irritate nahi karna hai samjh gaya sir.

Main-Perfect chal Bhaag.. Or Haan unn ladko kaa Naam??

Jagat-Vishal And Sunil..

Main-OK.. Thanks.. Kardun inka bhi ilaaj?? Kar he deta hun..

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