Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

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WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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[Black water]

Super fantastic update Bhai

 

[rAge K]

Awesome update...
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[Vk248517]

Update-147(I Am Smart)
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Chang And Ami ko pata tha main piche khadda tha mujhe sunaaney k liye he woh ye sab bol rahe they kyunki waise toh sunaney waala tha nahi main.. Chang kal raat gaya tha Haryana or abhi waapis aaya hai I guess..

Ami-Arrey boss..

Ami ne mere notes wagairaah leke ek side rakhe main wahaan baitha Ami paani kaa glass leke aayi..

Chang-Wassup boss how was your day??

Main-Pretty good I guess...

Chang - Hmm kissi se jhagda hua??

Main-Oh yeah.. Listen ek ladka hai college president Jagat Dayal.. Details nikaal iski..

Chang--What happened??

Maine usko bataaya kya hua..

Chang - Great.. Maarke bataane laayak bhi nahi chhoda.. Lekin details nikaalke kya karoge ye thodi naa kuch karlega..

Main-Nahi iska attitude mujhe alag laga iska baap koi badi film hai nahi toh ye attitude aaya Kahaan se isme.. Galat banda hai ye yaa galat jagah kaa banda hai yaa galat sangat Mein Hai, tu information nikaal tera bhi time pass hojaaega..

Ami-Boss?? New place lekin still ye sab??

Main-Ami ye sab humaara picha nahi chhodega main apne aap ko ek Hadd takk he roukk shakta hun keval like meri limit takk he roukk shakta hun main.. Or jiss din woh limit tutti naa tumhe pata hai main sabko khatam kardunga.. Or woh limit naa tuttey uske liye mujhe time to time ye sab karna padta hai.. Isase mera dimag bhi invested rehta hai.. Mera dimag jitana khaali rahega utana he dangerous hai or i know ye physics Mein mera dimag lag jaata hai but still bahot Saara bach Jaata Hai jisko mujhe alag alag jagah divert karna hai warna issues hojaenge.. Uske liye fir caahe kissi ki gand he kyun naa fodni pade..

Ami-ok If you say so.. Sure..

Chang-You are right boss. Aapka toh badi baat hai mujhe he dekhlo baithe baithe mera dimag pata nahi kya he planning karne lag jaata hai..

Main-That's what I am saying mera mann karta hai to kill everybody that Judge That Lawyer that cbi team that bitch Sudha chaudhary.. Sabko.. Fuck those people..

Ami-I agree.. Fuck those people.. I'll kill them myself..

Main-Exactly but not physically mentally we will sooner or latter. ..

Ye sab sach tha mera dimag bahot jyaada tha or akeli physics usko sambhaal nahi shakti thi.. I needed somethings else to do.. Jo main kar raha tha. Ab Itana Risk Toh Roorkee ko bhi uthana padega humare aane kaa..


Khair Aajka din ghar Mein he bitta next day Subah main time se ready hua or Mukesh and Vikash kaa wait karne laga toh wohlog on time aae aaj mujhe bhi time se Pehle nahi Jaana tha toh on time sahi tha..

Main-Kya be?? Kal college Mein Kya munh fulaae khaddey they..

Vikash-Seniors bhai.. Or kya hoga dukhi kar rahe hain..

Main-Seniors hotey he dukhi karne k liye hain..

Vikash-Aapko bhi kartey they??

Main-Nahi.. Main samne waale kaa munh fod deta tha..

Mukesh-Aapke jaisa banana hai bhai Humein..

Main- Mere jaisa main khud nahi hun.. But don't worry mere jaise nahi but badhiya ban jaaoge.. Just remember no one is bigger then you..

Mukesh-Arrey aap jantey nahi bhai unko 2 gangs hain or dono he elections Mein khaddey hotey hain Ek MSc waale ek Mtech waale Baaki ko kuch karne nahi detey college Mein..

Main-MSc waale kon woh Jagat wagairaah??

Mukesh-Haan..

Main-Or Mtech Mein??

Mukesh-Ye dussri party, college Mein 2 he party hain ek jagat ki jo winner hai and second Ek Akshay Sharma hai Mtech kaa uski hai.. Isase Pehle wahi tha president abki baar haar gaya.. Woh ghatiya banda hai..

Main-Koi naa.. Hojaaega sab theek.

Humlog college pohanchey unhe parking Mein Chhod main andar aaya or seedha staff room ki side aaya Jahaan mujhe sign karne they andar aaya attendance lagaai apni or room se bahaar nikala toh Neha mill gayi wahin gate k Uppar mujhe..

Neha-Hey Good Morning..

Main-Morning..

Neha-Kal bina bataae nikal gaye tum main wait kar rahi thi..

Main-Actually Mujhe laga aap chale he gaye honge so main nikal gaya..

Neha-Ek toh no aap Haan.. Tum theek hai.. And also Thankyou..

Main-Thankyou??

Neha-Yeah.. Meri behen ki help karne k liye.. She told me..

Main-Oh.. It was nothing.

Neha-It means tumne panga le he liya unke sath..

Main-Oh no no no.. No panga.. Maine bus unse baat ki and woh samjh gaye..

Neha-No way.

Main-Yeah.. Ask your sister.. Maine unhe samjhaya and woh log samjh gaye i mean itane bure bhi nahi hain wohlog..

Neha-you are joking right?? Ye possible he nahi hai ki woh aise he Maan gaye..

"Ankit Sir"???

Main piche mudda toh woh Jagat or uske kuch friends mere piche khaddey they..

Jagat-Good Morning Sir..

Main-Morning..

Jagat-Sir can i talk to you for a second??

Main-After class abhi late horaha hai mujhe..

Jagat-Bus ek second sir its urgent..

Main-OK.. Neha mam excuse me..

Neha shocked thi ussne meri baat kaa Jawaab tak naa diya usse vishwaash naa hua ki ye log itana ache se kaise baat kar rahe hain.. Main Jagat ki side gaya or woh mere sath thoda aage aaya langdaake chal raha tha woh pait Mein Dard tha jo rahega kuch din.

Main-Haanji President sir boliye..

Jagat - W. W. Woh actually sir first of all sorry jo bhi ka hua..

Main-Kal kuch bhi nahi hua.. Aage bolo..

Jagat - Actually sir humlog itane kharab hain nahi jitane log show kar rahe hain.. Aap kissi se puchlijiye president banane k Baad maine kissi k sath ladaai takk nahi ki hai maine kya hum Mein se kissi ne ladaai nahi ki hai.. I know ragging yaa fir trolling ki hai I know humlog rude bhi hain..

Main-I know..

Jagat-How??

Main-Main logon ki shakal padh leta hun.. Listen tu middle class family kaa member hai tukke se election jeet gaya actually tukke se nahi koi inside kaa banda tha tere sath jisase tujhe thodi help milli or tu jeet gaya..

Ye sun Jagat or uske friends ki aankhein khull gayi jisase mera shakk yakeen Mein badal gaya..

Main-Ab election jeet gaya toh power aagayi tere pass bandar k hath Mein bandukk ab tujhe paise dene they usko jisssne tujhe election jitwaaya yaa koi favour return karna tha usko issliye tu rude hogaya bad boy image banaane laga taaki students tere pass aaein har achi buri help k liye or badle Mein Tu paise lelega unse ab woh paise tu khudpar toh kharch kar nahi raha as tum sabke kapde low class he hain toh tu kissi ko deraha hai matlab ussi ko jissne tujhe election jitwaaya.. And college Mein baat nahi bani toh tu koi local Neta k contact Mein aagaya or jab usko jarurat padti hai tab tu bandey leke chala jaata hai and badle Mein again paise mill jaate hain... Lekin woh point nahi hai I don't give a fuck tune election kaise jeeta hai..I don't give a fuck tu kya karta hai beshak ladaai kar Maar peet kar Neta k sath Jaa kuch bhi kar bus mereko irritate nahi karna never samjh raha hai?? Aise munh kholke khadda matt ho logon ko shakk hoga.. Munh bandh karbe..

Jagat-S. Ssir.. Kaise?? H. Whwo. How??

Main-Told you i am smart.. Abe munh bandh kar ghonchu. Tension free reh i dont give a fuck..

Jagat-. T. Thankyou sir.. Thakk..nyou..

Main-Hakaalaana bandh kar or ab bol kaam kya tha..?

Jagat-Sir woh aapne kal..

Main-Kal kuch nahi hua tha..

Jagat-Haan kal jo kuch nahi hua toh hum Mein se 2 bandey they woh badla lene ki bol rahe hain aapse.. Or sir humaara koi hath nahi hai isme we promise..

Sab - ji sir.. Bilkul bhi nahi..

Main-Don't worry dekhlunga main..

Jagat-Woh aapko kuch nahi kahenge sir actually unhone plan toh aapke liye he banaaya tha lekin abhi Subah aapko Mukesh or Vikash k sath dekh liya unhone toh woh bol rahe they ki College k Baad un dono ko he fodenge..

Main- fuck.. Kab sudharenge yelog..

Jagat-Sir.. Kaafi log hain woh.. 10-12 honge..

Main-Dekh lunga main..

Jagat-Or again sir humaara koi hath nahi tha isme..

Main-Sure.. Or Haan bhosdk sudhar matt Jaana warna shakk hoga logon ko or Uppar se sudhar gaya toh president ko koi nahi puchega fir college chud jaayega fir harr koi president ban jaayega issliye aise he rehna.. Samjha??

Jagat-Jjj.. Ji sir..

Main-Or Haan again..

Jagat-Aapko irritate nahi karna hai samjh gaya sir.

Main-Perfect chal Bhaag.. Or Haan unn ladko kaa Naam??

Jagat-Vishal And Sunil..

Main-OK.. Thanks.. Kardun inka bhi ilaaj?? Kar he deta hun..

Continued...

Nice updates

 

[RAJIV SHAW]

Super update hai Bhai

 

[Chinturocky]

Behtareen update

 

[Mr. Nobody]

Update-147(I Am Smart)
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Chang And Ami ko pata tha main piche khadda tha mujhe sunaaney k liye he woh ye sab bol rahe they kyunki waise toh sunaney waala tha nahi main.. Chang kal raat gaya tha Haryana or abhi waapis aaya hai I guess..

Ami-Arrey boss..

Ami ne mere notes wagairaah leke ek side rakhe main wahaan baitha Ami paani kaa glass leke aayi..

Chang-Wassup boss how was your day??

Main-Pretty good I guess...

Chang - Hmm kissi se jhagda hua??

Main-Oh yeah.. Listen ek ladka hai college president Jagat Dayal.. Details nikaal iski..

Chang--What happened??

Maine usko bataaya kya hua..

Chang - Great.. Maarke bataane laayak bhi nahi chhoda.. Lekin details nikaalke kya karoge ye thodi naa kuch karlega..

Main-Nahi iska attitude mujhe alag laga iska baap koi badi film hai nahi toh ye attitude aaya Kahaan se isme.. Galat banda hai ye yaa galat jagah kaa banda hai yaa galat sangat Mein Hai, tu information nikaal tera bhi time pass hojaaega..

Ami-Boss?? New place lekin still ye sab??

Main-Ami ye sab humaara picha nahi chhodega main apne aap ko ek Hadd takk he roukk shakta hun keval like meri limit takk he roukk shakta hun main.. Or jiss din woh limit tutti naa tumhe pata hai main sabko khatam kardunga.. Or woh limit naa tuttey uske liye mujhe time to time ye sab karna padta hai.. Isase mera dimag bhi invested rehta hai.. Mera dimag jitana khaali rahega utana he dangerous hai or i know ye physics Mein mera dimag lag jaata hai but still bahot Saara bach Jaata Hai jisko mujhe alag alag jagah divert karna hai warna issues hojaenge.. Uske liye fir caahe kissi ki gand he kyun naa fodni pade..

Ami-ok If you say so.. Sure..

Chang-You are right boss. Aapka toh badi baat hai mujhe he dekhlo baithe baithe mera dimag pata nahi kya he planning karne lag jaata hai..

Main-That's what I am saying mera mann karta hai to kill everybody that Judge That Lawyer that cbi team that bitch Sudha chaudhary.. Sabko.. Fuck those people..

Ami-I agree.. Fuck those people.. I'll kill them myself..

Main-Exactly but not physically mentally we will sooner or latter. ..

Ye sab sach tha mera dimag bahot jyaada tha or akeli physics usko sambhaal nahi shakti thi.. I needed somethings else to do.. Jo main kar raha tha. Ab Itana Risk Toh Roorkee ko bhi uthana padega humare aane kaa..


Khair Aajka din ghar Mein he bitta next day Subah main time se ready hua or Mukesh and Vikash kaa wait karne laga toh wohlog on time aae aaj mujhe bhi time se Pehle nahi Jaana tha toh on time sahi tha..

Main-Kya be?? Kal college Mein Kya munh fulaae khaddey they..

Vikash-Seniors bhai.. Or kya hoga dukhi kar rahe hain..

Main-Seniors hotey he dukhi karne k liye hain..

Vikash-Aapko bhi kartey they??

Main-Nahi.. Main samne waale kaa munh fod deta tha..

Mukesh-Aapke jaisa banana hai bhai Humein..

Main- Mere jaisa main khud nahi hun.. But don't worry mere jaise nahi but badhiya ban jaaoge.. Just remember no one is bigger then you..

Mukesh-Arrey aap jantey nahi bhai unko 2 gangs hain or dono he elections Mein khaddey hotey hain Ek MSc waale ek Mtech waale Baaki ko kuch karne nahi detey college Mein..

Main-MSc waale kon woh Jagat wagairaah??

Mukesh-Haan..

Main-Or Mtech Mein??

Mukesh-Ye dussri party, college Mein 2 he party hain ek jagat ki jo winner hai and second Ek Akshay Sharma hai Mtech kaa uski hai.. Isase Pehle wahi tha president abki baar haar gaya.. Woh ghatiya banda hai..

Main-Koi naa.. Hojaaega sab theek.

Humlog college pohanchey unhe parking Mein Chhod main andar aaya or seedha staff room ki side aaya Jahaan mujhe sign karne they andar aaya attendance lagaai apni or room se bahaar nikala toh Neha mill gayi wahin gate k Uppar mujhe..

Neha-Hey Good Morning..

Main-Morning..

Neha-Kal bina bataae nikal gaye tum main wait kar rahi thi..

Main-Actually Mujhe laga aap chale he gaye honge so main nikal gaya..

Neha-Ek toh no aap Haan.. Tum theek hai.. And also Thankyou..

Main-Thankyou??

Neha-Yeah.. Meri behen ki help karne k liye.. She told me..

Main-Oh.. It was nothing.

Neha-It means tumne panga le he liya unke sath..

Main-Oh no no no.. No panga.. Maine bus unse baat ki and woh samjh gaye..

Neha-No way.

Main-Yeah.. Ask your sister.. Maine unhe samjhaya and woh log samjh gaye i mean itane bure bhi nahi hain wohlog..

Neha-you are joking right?? Ye possible he nahi hai ki woh aise he Maan gaye..

"Ankit Sir"???

Main piche mudda toh woh Jagat or uske kuch friends mere piche khaddey they..

Jagat-Good Morning Sir..

Main-Morning..

Jagat-Sir can i talk to you for a second??

Main-After class abhi late horaha hai mujhe..

Jagat-Bus ek second sir its urgent..

Main-OK.. Neha mam excuse me..

Neha shocked thi ussne meri baat kaa Jawaab tak naa diya usse vishwaash naa hua ki ye log itana ache se kaise baat kar rahe hain.. Main Jagat ki side gaya or woh mere sath thoda aage aaya langdaake chal raha tha woh pait Mein Dard tha jo rahega kuch din.

Main-Haanji President sir boliye..

Jagat - W. W. Woh actually sir first of all sorry jo bhi ka hua..

Main-Kal kuch bhi nahi hua.. Aage bolo..

Jagat - Actually sir humlog itane kharab hain nahi jitane log show kar rahe hain.. Aap kissi se puchlijiye president banane k Baad maine kissi k sath ladaai takk nahi ki hai maine kya hum Mein se kissi ne ladaai nahi ki hai.. I know ragging yaa fir trolling ki hai I know humlog rude bhi hain..

Main-I know..

Jagat-How??

Main-Main logon ki shakal padh leta hun.. Listen tu middle class family kaa member hai tukke se election jeet gaya actually tukke se nahi koi inside kaa banda tha tere sath jisase tujhe thodi help milli or tu jeet gaya..

Ye sun Jagat or uske friends ki aankhein khull gayi jisase mera shakk yakeen Mein badal gaya..

Main-Ab election jeet gaya toh power aagayi tere pass bandar k hath Mein bandukk ab tujhe paise dene they usko jisssne tujhe election jitwaaya yaa koi favour return karna tha usko issliye tu rude hogaya bad boy image banaane laga taaki students tere pass aaein har achi buri help k liye or badle Mein Tu paise lelega unse ab woh paise tu khudpar toh kharch kar nahi raha as tum sabke kapde low class he hain toh tu kissi ko deraha hai matlab ussi ko jissne tujhe election jitwaaya.. And college Mein baat nahi bani toh tu koi local Neta k contact Mein aagaya or jab usko jarurat padti hai tab tu bandey leke chala jaata hai and badle Mein again paise mill jaate hain... Lekin woh point nahi hai I don't give a fuck tune election kaise jeeta hai..I don't give a fuck tu kya karta hai beshak ladaai kar Maar peet kar Neta k sath Jaa kuch bhi kar bus mereko irritate nahi karna never samjh raha hai?? Aise munh kholke khadda matt ho logon ko shakk hoga.. Munh bandh karbe..

Jagat-S. Ssir.. Kaise?? H. Whwo. How??

Main-Told you i am smart.. Abe munh bandh kar ghonchu. Tension free reh i dont give a fuck..

Jagat-. T. Thankyou sir.. Thakk..nyou..

Main-Hakaalaana bandh kar or ab bol kaam kya tha..?

Jagat-Sir woh aapne kal..

Main-Kal kuch nahi hua tha..

Jagat-Haan kal jo kuch nahi hua toh hum Mein se 2 bandey they woh badla lene ki bol rahe hain aapse.. Or sir humaara koi hath nahi hai isme we promise..

Sab - ji sir.. Bilkul bhi nahi..

Main-Don't worry dekhlunga main..

Jagat-Woh aapko kuch nahi kahenge sir actually unhone plan toh aapke liye he banaaya tha lekin abhi Subah aapko Mukesh or Vikash k sath dekh liya unhone toh woh bol rahe they ki College k Baad un dono ko he fodenge..

Main- fuck.. Kab sudharenge yelog..

Jagat-Sir.. Kaafi log hain woh.. 10-12 honge..

Main-Dekh lunga main..

Jagat-Or again sir humaara koi hath nahi tha isme..

Main-Sure.. Or Haan bhosdk sudhar matt Jaana warna shakk hoga logon ko or Uppar se sudhar gaya toh president ko koi nahi puchega fir college chud jaayega fir harr koi president ban jaayega issliye aise he rehna.. Samjha??

Jagat-Jjj.. Ji sir..

Main-Or Haan again..

Jagat-Aapko irritate nahi karna hai samjh gaya sir.

Main-Perfect chal Bhaag.. Or Haan unn ladko kaa Naam??

Jagat-Vishal And Sunil..

Main-OK.. Thanks.. Kardun inka bhi ilaaj?? Kar he deta hun..

Continued...

Nice update..

 

[Kamran khan 1077]

Fantastic update

 

[Rajesh]

Update-147(I Am Smart)
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Chang And Ami ko pata tha main piche khadda tha mujhe sunaaney k liye he woh ye sab bol rahe they kyunki waise toh sunaney waala tha nahi main.. Chang kal raat gaya tha Haryana or abhi waapis aaya hai I guess..

Ami-Arrey boss..

Ami ne mere notes wagairaah leke ek side rakhe main wahaan baitha Ami paani kaa glass leke aayi..

Chang-Wassup boss how was your day??

Main-Pretty good I guess...

Chang - Hmm kissi se jhagda hua??

Main-Oh yeah.. Listen ek ladka hai college president Jagat Dayal.. Details nikaal iski..

Chang--What happened??

Maine usko bataaya kya hua..

Chang - Great.. Maarke bataane laayak bhi nahi chhoda.. Lekin details nikaalke kya karoge ye thodi naa kuch karlega..

Main-Nahi iska attitude mujhe alag laga iska baap koi badi film hai nahi toh ye attitude aaya Kahaan se isme.. Galat banda hai ye yaa galat jagah kaa banda hai yaa galat sangat Mein Hai, tu information nikaal tera bhi time pass hojaaega..

Ami-Boss?? New place lekin still ye sab??

Main-Ami ye sab humaara picha nahi chhodega main apne aap ko ek Hadd takk he roukk shakta hun keval like meri limit takk he roukk shakta hun main.. Or jiss din woh limit tutti naa tumhe pata hai main sabko khatam kardunga.. Or woh limit naa tuttey uske liye mujhe time to time ye sab karna padta hai.. Isase mera dimag bhi invested rehta hai.. Mera dimag jitana khaali rahega utana he dangerous hai or i know ye physics Mein mera dimag lag jaata hai but still bahot Saara bach Jaata Hai jisko mujhe alag alag jagah divert karna hai warna issues hojaenge.. Uske liye fir caahe kissi ki gand he kyun naa fodni pade..

Ami-ok If you say so.. Sure..

Chang-You are right boss. Aapka toh badi baat hai mujhe he dekhlo baithe baithe mera dimag pata nahi kya he planning karne lag jaata hai..

Main-That's what I am saying mera mann karta hai to kill everybody that Judge That Lawyer that cbi team that bitch Sudha chaudhary.. Sabko.. Fuck those people..

Ami-I agree.. Fuck those people.. I'll kill them myself..

Main-Exactly but not physically mentally we will sooner or latter. ..

Ye sab sach tha mera dimag bahot jyaada tha or akeli physics usko sambhaal nahi shakti thi.. I needed somethings else to do.. Jo main kar raha tha. Ab Itana Risk Toh Roorkee ko bhi uthana padega humare aane kaa..


Khair Aajka din ghar Mein he bitta next day Subah main time se ready hua or Mukesh and Vikash kaa wait karne laga toh wohlog on time aae aaj mujhe bhi time se Pehle nahi Jaana tha toh on time sahi tha..

Main-Kya be?? Kal college Mein Kya munh fulaae khaddey they..

Vikash-Seniors bhai.. Or kya hoga dukhi kar rahe hain..

Main-Seniors hotey he dukhi karne k liye hain..

Vikash-Aapko bhi kartey they??

Main-Nahi.. Main samne waale kaa munh fod deta tha..

Mukesh-Aapke jaisa banana hai bhai Humein..

Main- Mere jaisa main khud nahi hun.. But don't worry mere jaise nahi but badhiya ban jaaoge.. Just remember no one is bigger then you..

Mukesh-Arrey aap jantey nahi bhai unko 2 gangs hain or dono he elections Mein khaddey hotey hain Ek MSc waale ek Mtech waale Baaki ko kuch karne nahi detey college Mein..

Main-MSc waale kon woh Jagat wagairaah??

Mukesh-Haan..

Main-Or Mtech Mein??

Mukesh-Ye dussri party, college Mein 2 he party hain ek jagat ki jo winner hai and second Ek Akshay Sharma hai Mtech kaa uski hai.. Isase Pehle wahi tha president abki baar haar gaya.. Woh ghatiya banda hai..

Main-Koi naa.. Hojaaega sab theek.

Humlog college pohanchey unhe parking Mein Chhod main andar aaya or seedha staff room ki side aaya Jahaan mujhe sign karne they andar aaya attendance lagaai apni or room se bahaar nikala toh Neha mill gayi wahin gate k Uppar mujhe..

Neha-Hey Good Morning..

Main-Morning..

Neha-Kal bina bataae nikal gaye tum main wait kar rahi thi..

Main-Actually Mujhe laga aap chale he gaye honge so main nikal gaya..

Neha-Ek toh no aap Haan.. Tum theek hai.. And also Thankyou..

Main-Thankyou??

Neha-Yeah.. Meri behen ki help karne k liye.. She told me..

Main-Oh.. It was nothing.

Neha-It means tumne panga le he liya unke sath..

Main-Oh no no no.. No panga.. Maine bus unse baat ki and woh samjh gaye..

Neha-No way.

Main-Yeah.. Ask your sister.. Maine unhe samjhaya and woh log samjh gaye i mean itane bure bhi nahi hain wohlog..

Neha-you are joking right?? Ye possible he nahi hai ki woh aise he Maan gaye..

"Ankit Sir"???

Main piche mudda toh woh Jagat or uske kuch friends mere piche khaddey they..

Jagat-Good Morning Sir..

Main-Morning..

Jagat-Sir can i talk to you for a second??

Main-After class abhi late horaha hai mujhe..

Jagat-Bus ek second sir its urgent..

Main-OK.. Neha mam excuse me..

Neha shocked thi ussne meri baat kaa Jawaab tak naa diya usse vishwaash naa hua ki ye log itana ache se kaise baat kar rahe hain.. Main Jagat ki side gaya or woh mere sath thoda aage aaya langdaake chal raha tha woh pait Mein Dard tha jo rahega kuch din.

Main-Haanji President sir boliye..

Jagat - W. W. Woh actually sir first of all sorry jo bhi ka hua..

Main-Kal kuch bhi nahi hua.. Aage bolo..

Jagat - Actually sir humlog itane kharab hain nahi jitane log show kar rahe hain.. Aap kissi se puchlijiye president banane k Baad maine kissi k sath ladaai takk nahi ki hai maine kya hum Mein se kissi ne ladaai nahi ki hai.. I know ragging yaa fir trolling ki hai I know humlog rude bhi hain..

Main-I know..

Jagat-How??

Main-Main logon ki shakal padh leta hun.. Listen tu middle class family kaa member hai tukke se election jeet gaya actually tukke se nahi koi inside kaa banda tha tere sath jisase tujhe thodi help milli or tu jeet gaya..

Ye sun Jagat or uske friends ki aankhein khull gayi jisase mera shakk yakeen Mein badal gaya..

Main-Ab election jeet gaya toh power aagayi tere pass bandar k hath Mein bandukk ab tujhe paise dene they usko jisssne tujhe election jitwaaya yaa koi favour return karna tha usko issliye tu rude hogaya bad boy image banaane laga taaki students tere pass aaein har achi buri help k liye or badle Mein Tu paise lelega unse ab woh paise tu khudpar toh kharch kar nahi raha as tum sabke kapde low class he hain toh tu kissi ko deraha hai matlab ussi ko jissne tujhe election jitwaaya.. And college Mein baat nahi bani toh tu koi local Neta k contact Mein aagaya or jab usko jarurat padti hai tab tu bandey leke chala jaata hai and badle Mein again paise mill jaate hain... Lekin woh point nahi hai I don't give a fuck tune election kaise jeeta hai..I don't give a fuck tu kya karta hai beshak ladaai kar Maar peet kar Neta k sath Jaa kuch bhi kar bus mereko irritate nahi karna never samjh raha hai?? Aise munh kholke khadda matt ho logon ko shakk hoga.. Munh bandh karbe..

Jagat-S. Ssir.. Kaise?? H. Whwo. How??

Main-Told you i am smart.. Abe munh bandh kar ghonchu. Tension free reh i dont give a fuck..

Jagat-. T. Thankyou sir.. Thakk..nyou..

Main-Hakaalaana bandh kar or ab bol kaam kya tha..?

Jagat-Sir woh aapne kal..

Main-Kal kuch nahi hua tha..

Jagat-Haan kal jo kuch nahi hua toh hum Mein se 2 bandey they woh badla lene ki bol rahe hain aapse.. Or sir humaara koi hath nahi hai isme we promise..

Sab - ji sir.. Bilkul bhi nahi..

Main-Don't worry dekhlunga main..

Jagat-Woh aapko kuch nahi kahenge sir actually unhone plan toh aapke liye he banaaya tha lekin abhi Subah aapko Mukesh or Vikash k sath dekh liya unhone toh woh bol rahe they ki College k Baad un dono ko he fodenge..

Main- fuck.. Kab sudharenge yelog..

Jagat-Sir.. Kaafi log hain woh.. 10-12 honge..

Main-Dekh lunga main..

Jagat-Or again sir humaara koi hath nahi tha isme..

Main-Sure.. Or Haan bhosdk sudhar matt Jaana warna shakk hoga logon ko or Uppar se sudhar gaya toh president ko koi nahi puchega fir college chud jaayega fir harr koi president ban jaayega issliye aise he rehna.. Samjha??

Jagat-Jjj.. Ji sir..

Main-Or Haan again..

Jagat-Aapko irritate nahi karna hai samjh gaya sir.

Main-Perfect chal Bhaag.. Or Haan unn ladko kaa Naam??

Jagat-Vishal And Sunil..

Main-OK.. Thanks.. Kardun inka bhi ilaaj?? Kar he deta hun..

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