Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

[AP 316]

WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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[Sandeep singh nirwan]

Nice update bro AP ki life mai pange he pange h
Nice update bro again action

 

[rAge K]

Awesome update

 

[Vipul]

Update-150(WTF!!!)
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Ab unka ilaaj karke me and Chang waapis ghar aagaye thodi derr Baad Ambulance ki awaaj aai and then gayi.. Ok ab sudhar gaye honge...khair mujhe koi khass farak nahi padda isase and main apne kaam Mein laga and by kaam I mean so gaya.. Next day subah college k liye Ready tha Mukesh or Vikash aae pick karne..

Mukesh-Bhai ab toh batao kya scene tha kalse system he samjh nahi aaraha hai..

Main-Bata raha hun lekin kissi dusare ko nahi bataana..

Mukesh-jaisa aap kaho .

Maine unhe bataaya ki kya hua uss din..

Main-Toh ab unhone mujhe Tumhaare sath dekha toh Tumhaare piche aae..

Mukesh ne literally chalti bike roukk di ye sab sunn kar..

Mukes-Aapne Jagat ko fodd diya??

Main-Yeah.. Orr bhi they uske sath.. Lekin Dhyaan rahe ladaai ho jhagda ho gussa ho nasha ho ye Baat bhull kar bhi Saamne aai toh munh fod dunga..

Mukesh-Ji bhai bilkul.. Lekin mouj kardi bhai..

Vikash-Or bhai woh Rambo kon tha kal??

Main-Mera bada bhai..

Vikash-Bhai khaata kya hai woh?

Main-Khaana obviously..

Vikash-Mereko uss jaisa banana hai bhai..

Muke-Same kya karna padega bhai??

Main-Dobara janam lena padega.. Chal hatt college aagya Baaki baadmein..

Main unhe parking Mein chhod aage ko badha toh Jagat or uske kal waale sathi wahaan khaddey they apna munh faade..

Jagat-Good Morning sir..

Main-Wassup..

Jagat-Aap he kaa wait kar rahe they sir..

Main-Ok tu sawaal kare usase Pehle bata dun yes maine unki gand fod di college waale they unko kam maara Baaki kai din hospital ki sewa lenge.. Thats about it..

Jagat - Sir kai din?? Kuch Toh hafton k liye bed par gaye.. Main kal millke aaya unse.. Sir ek kaa toh jaw kaa operation hoga ye nahi samjh aaya Munh Kahaan hai uska..

Main-I know.. Bola toh tha bahaar miloge toh jyaada maardunga.. Beta maine kiya he ye sab hai padhai k alaawa bus yahi aata hai ek..

Jagat-Or Sir..

Main-Chaltey-2 bol time horaha hai class kaa attendance lagaani hai bc mujhe..

Jagat-Ab toh maaf kiya naa sir Humein??

Main-Maaf?? Mujhse kyun maafi maang raha hai bhai..Woh bus ek baar maara tha usase mere dushman nahi ban gaye tumlog, woh personal nahi tha woh professional tha.. Fir Keh raha hun I don't give a fuck...

Jagat-Sir kon ho aap?? I mean kaise karletey ho ye sab??

Main-Bore matt Maar..

"Ankit Sir"??

Main piche mudda toh Neha mam thi hum rukke woh aage aai..

Main-Morning Neha mam..

Neha-Good Morning..

Ye sun maine Jagat ko ghurra..

Jagat-Oh very good morning mam..

Sab-Good morning mam..

Neha-Good Morning.. Tumlog theek toh ho??

Jagat-Ji mam Humein kya hoga bhalla..

Neha-Itane saree kabse hogaye tumlog..

Jagat-Jabse sir ne humari aankhein kholi tabse mam..

Main-Boring.. Nikalo..

Jagat-Ji Sir..

Ye sun Jagat turant Mudd gaya or uske sath Baaki sab gaye..

Neha-Interesting.. You were right about that yelog sachmein sudhar gaye hain..

Main-Kind of.. By the way you are looking extremely beautiful..

Neha-Thankyou.. Thankyou.. You too looking dashing..

Main-Thanks..

Humlog Staff room Mein aae Sign wagairaah kiye or dono bahaar aaye..


"" "Ankit Ji"???

Main piche mudda toh ek shaks khadda tha police ki uniform Mein inspector tha ummar hogi 40-45 Name Tag tha Rakesh Kumar.. Mujhe laga koi marwaa gaya apni gand kal waalon Mein se..

Main-Ji Boliye..

Rakesh-Aapne pehchaana nahi mujhe actually main Mukesh kaa dad hun and Vikash kaa Cacha..Neha toh jaanti hai mujhe ache se..

Neha-Ji bhaiya.. Kaise ho aap..

Rakesh - Badhiya Neha..

Main-Arrey aaiye aaiye Sir please baithiye..

Rakesh-Arrey nahi Sir jyaada time nahi lunga aapki class hogi naa.. Actually main specially Thankyou Kehne he aaya tha aapko..

Main - Thankyou??

Rakesh-Arrey humare 2 naalayakon ko aapne sudhaar diya itana jaldi..

Main-Maine?

Rak-Ji.. Wohlog Pehle week Mein 2 din muskil se college aatey they ab rojj aatey hain..

Neha-Actually Unka naa aane kaa issue ye tha ki kuch seniors se dikkat thi unko jo unhe pareshaan kartey they ab woh Ankit ji k sath aatey hain toh koi kuch nahi kehta unhe ab darr nahi hai kissi kaa unko..

Rak-Or toh or Raatko 12 baje takk padh rahe hotey hain.. Boltey hain Ankit Bhaiya kaa kaam karna hai.. Mujhe toh vishwaash nahi hota.. Or ek main baat Mukesh toh cigarettes peene laga tha maine samjhaya nahi maana terrace par jaake smoke karta tha ab woh bhi bandh hai bola Ankit bhaiya ki guidelines hain.. Uske Baad fir roukk nahi paaya main khudko aapse milne se..

Main-Arrey aisa kuch nahi hai Rakesh ji actually Anjaan sehar Mein sabse Pehle woh dono he close hue they mere or kaafi ache bache hain mereko liye bina college nahi aatey koi kaam ho turant help kartey hain so badle Mein maine bhi help kardi that's it.. Bache bure nahi hain thoda behak gaye they bus..

Rakesh-Aapki thodi c help ne jindagi badal di unki.. Uske liye bahot-2 dhanywaad aapka..

Main-Arrey bhai sahaab ab sharminda kar rahe hain aap mera farj hai woh.. Mere chote bhai ki tarah hain woh chinta matt kijiye aap..

Rakesh - Ji.. Fir bhi jitana thanks kahun kam hai.. Shukriya mujhe time dene k liye late horaha hoga aapko.. Or Haan kabhi kahin meri jarurat paddey toh ye lijiye mera number.. Kabhi bhi call kijiye..

Main-Ji jarur thanks..

Rakesh-Acha ji chalta hun..

Woh wahaan se nikala Main or Neha idhar class k taraf chal paddey

Neha-You are something else let me tell you.. You are inspirational..

Main-Oh Thankyou..Chalo class Mein chalte hain..

Ab mujhe koi dikkat nahi thi college Mein pure din students se acha response mill raha tha 20 minutes kaa he study time leta class Mein main sab khuss they kaafi students k parents milne aaye mujhse or sab k sab happy response leke aae next 10 din Mein College kaa most respected teacher ban gaya tha main Principal kaafi khuss tha inn sab se.. Sab sahi chal raha tha koi bakchodi nahi kar raha tha aaram se class's over hoti and main seedha ghar aajata life sahi thi sab set tha..Next 10 din full speed se nikale ekdum swiftly..

Lekin woh kehtey haina meri kismat kabtak chupp baith jaati bhalla.. Ek din raat ko humlog ne dinner finish kiya he tha ki door knock hua Ami ne gate khola toh Aunty thi i mean humari landlady .kaafi worried thi woh..

Main-Aunty kya hua??

Aunty-Beta tere uncle phone nahi utha rahe shyaam ko Transport circle waali shop kaa kiraaya lene gaye they 4 maheene kaa kiraaya atkka hai wahaan, toh aaj khud gaye they ab phone bhi nahi lag raha.. Galat log hain beta wahaan mujhe toh tension horahi hai..

Main-Koi Baat nahi Aunty main check kar aata hun.. Aap address dedijiye..

Chang-Main chalta hun sath..

Aunty ne ek paper par address likha..

Aunty-Ye beta.. Apni bike lejaana beta.. Abhi auto kam he milenge wahaan k liye..

Main-Ji Aunty..

Aunty-Or beta Dhyaan se..

Main-Chinta matt karo Aunty.. Ami Aunty kaa Dhyaan rakho..

Hum dono bahaar aae Uncle k pass bhi bullet hai lekin simple saa Plaine fouji type bullet hai no additional bakchodi jo acha hai.. Maine bullet nikaala or Main or Chang nikale..

Chang-Kya lagta hai boss??,

Main-Dekhte hain.. Phone wagairaah hogaya hoga off Orr auto naa milla hoga.. Yaa Gaadi leke gaye hain??

Chang-Naa Gaadi toh khaddi thi ghar he..

Main-Bus toh fir Auto naa milla hoga..

15 minute kaa raasta tha wahaan se humlog pohanchey toh basically ye ek transport area tha mechanics ki shops wagairaah and autoparts shops ye sab tha bahot bada area tha ye bade - 2 trucks wagairaah khaddey they udhar..

Chang-Shop number 32, 33 and 34.. hain..

Main-Ye 28 takk hain Yahaan aage waali line Mein hoga..

Humlog piche ki side gaye toh ye area bilkul sunshaan tha bhenchod Yahaan koi mechanics shop nahi thi bus waise he shops thi 28 se 35 takk ek line Mein.. Maine bike roukki or uttare bike se..Idhar udhar Najar maari toh sab saaf tha..

Chang--Ye dono toh bandh hain.. Bahaar se locked hai..

Main-Ye shutter andar se bandh hai or andar light bhi on hai.. Andar se awaaj aarahi hai.. Ssshhh.

Maine shutter se kaan satta diye andar kaafi cehal Pehal thi yaa i multiple log they andar.

"Ye budhau marega aaj nahi maana toh".

"abhi jaan Se nahi maarna hai be sign karwaalenge bus" fir Sadak par patak denge maarke accident kaa case banega..

"Sign kar toh nahi raha adiyal fouji hai"..

Main shutter se durr hatta.

Main-Yahaan hai and it is bad.. Dusara raasta dekh koi..

Chang--Uppar khidki hai..

Main-Uppar chaddenge kaise.

Chang - Woh piche se next dukaan k side Mein balcony k Uppar se woh dekho..

Chang ne apne phone ki light maartey hue dikhaaya mujhe raasta Uppar Jaane kaa..

Main-Nice.. Tu Jaa Pehle.. Quick..

Chang bhaari easily chadd gaya side waali dukaan k Uppar or Uppar se fir light dikhai ussne main chaddne laga and kuch kathinaaiyon k baad main bhi Uppar aaya.. Or jiss dukaan Mein Humein Jaana tha usski taraf aae.. Yahaan bus yahi dukaan thi jisme Uppar room they Baaki single floor ki dukaanein he thi..

Chang khidki kaa kaanch toddne he waala tha lekin dhakka dete he woh khull gayi..

Chang--Well that's good..

Chang jump maarke uss khidki Mein gaya uske piche piche main gaya toh hum Uppar ek hall Mein enter hue Uppar lights off thi bus niche se light aarahi thi halki c.. Seedhiyaan Saamne thi toh humlog seedhiyon se niche aane lage dabe paanv main aage Chang mere piche tha.. Bich Mein aake niche kaa scene clear hua toh mere munh se nikala "Holy Fuck No Way Bc"..

Chang - Oh My fucking God.. What the fuck???


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Nice update bhai aur Chang aur AP ne kya dekh liya kya us uncle ko mar diya kya unlogo ne waiting for new update bhai...

 

[Chinturocky]

What the hell is going on,
Pata karne ke liye agale update ka intezaar hai.

 

[Nub_Ag]

Update-150(WTF!!!)
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Ab unka ilaaj karke me and Chang waapis ghar aagaye thodi derr Baad Ambulance ki awaaj aai and then gayi.. Ok ab sudhar gaye honge...khair mujhe koi khass farak nahi padda isase and main apne kaam Mein laga and by kaam I mean so gaya.. Next day subah college k liye Ready tha Mukesh or Vikash aae pick karne..

Mukesh-Bhai ab toh batao kya scene tha kalse system he samjh nahi aaraha hai..

Main-Bata raha hun lekin kissi dusare ko nahi bataana..

Mukesh-jaisa aap kaho .

Maine unhe bataaya ki kya hua uss din..

Main-Toh ab unhone mujhe Tumhaare sath dekha toh Tumhaare piche aae..

Mukesh ne literally chalti bike roukk di ye sab sunn kar..

Mukes-Aapne Jagat ko fodd diya??

Main-Yeah.. Orr bhi they uske sath.. Lekin Dhyaan rahe ladaai ho jhagda ho gussa ho nasha ho ye Baat bhull kar bhi Saamne aai toh munh fod dunga..

Mukesh-Ji bhai bilkul.. Lekin mouj kardi bhai..

Vikash-Or bhai woh Rambo kon tha kal??

Main-Mera bada bhai..

Vikash-Bhai khaata kya hai woh?

Main-Khaana obviously..

Vikash-Mereko uss jaisa banana hai bhai..

Muke-Same kya karna padega bhai??

Main-Dobara janam lena padega.. Chal hatt college aagya Baaki baadmein..

Main unhe parking Mein chhod aage ko badha toh Jagat or uske kal waale sathi wahaan khaddey they apna munh faade..

Jagat-Good Morning sir..

Main-Wassup..

Jagat-Aap he kaa wait kar rahe they sir..

Main-Ok tu sawaal kare usase Pehle bata dun yes maine unki gand fod di college waale they unko kam maara Baaki kai din hospital ki sewa lenge.. Thats about it..

Jagat - Sir kai din?? Kuch Toh hafton k liye bed par gaye.. Main kal millke aaya unse.. Sir ek kaa toh jaw kaa operation hoga ye nahi samjh aaya Munh Kahaan hai uska..

Main-I know.. Bola toh tha bahaar miloge toh jyaada maardunga.. Beta maine kiya he ye sab hai padhai k alaawa bus yahi aata hai ek..

Jagat-Or Sir..

Main-Chaltey-2 bol time horaha hai class kaa attendance lagaani hai bc mujhe..

Jagat-Ab toh maaf kiya naa sir Humein??

Main-Maaf?? Mujhse kyun maafi maang raha hai bhai..Woh bus ek baar maara tha usase mere dushman nahi ban gaye tumlog, woh personal nahi tha woh professional tha.. Fir Keh raha hun I don't give a fuck...

Jagat-Sir kon ho aap?? I mean kaise karletey ho ye sab??

Main-Bore matt Maar..

"Ankit Sir"??

Main piche mudda toh Neha mam thi hum rukke woh aage aai..

Main-Morning Neha mam..

Neha-Good Morning..

Ye sun maine Jagat ko ghurra..

Jagat-Oh very good morning mam..

Sab-Good morning mam..

Neha-Good Morning.. Tumlog theek toh ho??

Jagat-Ji mam Humein kya hoga bhalla..

Neha-Itane saree kabse hogaye tumlog..

Jagat-Jabse sir ne humari aankhein kholi tabse mam..

Main-Boring.. Nikalo..

Jagat-Ji Sir..

Ye sun Jagat turant Mudd gaya or uske sath Baaki sab gaye..

Neha-Interesting.. You were right about that yelog sachmein sudhar gaye hain..

Main-Kind of.. By the way you are looking extremely beautiful..

Neha-Thankyou.. Thankyou.. You too looking dashing..

Main-Thanks..

Humlog Staff room Mein aae Sign wagairaah kiye or dono bahaar aaye..


"" "Ankit Ji"???

Main piche mudda toh ek shaks khadda tha police ki uniform Mein inspector tha ummar hogi 40-45 Name Tag tha Rakesh Kumar.. Mujhe laga koi marwaa gaya apni gand kal waalon Mein se..

Main-Ji Boliye..

Rakesh-Aapne pehchaana nahi mujhe actually main Mukesh kaa dad hun and Vikash kaa Cacha..Neha toh jaanti hai mujhe ache se..

Neha-Ji bhaiya.. Kaise ho aap..

Rakesh - Badhiya Neha..

Main-Arrey aaiye aaiye Sir please baithiye..

Rakesh-Arrey nahi Sir jyaada time nahi lunga aapki class hogi naa.. Actually main specially Thankyou Kehne he aaya tha aapko..

Main - Thankyou??

Rakesh-Arrey humare 2 naalayakon ko aapne sudhaar diya itana jaldi..

Main-Maine?

Rak-Ji.. Wohlog Pehle week Mein 2 din muskil se college aatey they ab rojj aatey hain..

Neha-Actually Unka naa aane kaa issue ye tha ki kuch seniors se dikkat thi unko jo unhe pareshaan kartey they ab woh Ankit ji k sath aatey hain toh koi kuch nahi kehta unhe ab darr nahi hai kissi kaa unko..

Rak-Or toh or Raatko 12 baje takk padh rahe hotey hain.. Boltey hain Ankit Bhaiya kaa kaam karna hai.. Mujhe toh vishwaash nahi hota.. Or ek main baat Mukesh toh cigarettes peene laga tha maine samjhaya nahi maana terrace par jaake smoke karta tha ab woh bhi bandh hai bola Ankit bhaiya ki guidelines hain.. Uske Baad fir roukk nahi paaya main khudko aapse milne se..

Main-Arrey aisa kuch nahi hai Rakesh ji actually Anjaan sehar Mein sabse Pehle woh dono he close hue they mere or kaafi ache bache hain mereko liye bina college nahi aatey koi kaam ho turant help kartey hain so badle Mein maine bhi help kardi that's it.. Bache bure nahi hain thoda behak gaye they bus..

Rakesh-Aapki thodi c help ne jindagi badal di unki.. Uske liye bahot-2 dhanywaad aapka..

Main-Arrey bhai sahaab ab sharminda kar rahe hain aap mera farj hai woh.. Mere chote bhai ki tarah hain woh chinta matt kijiye aap..

Rakesh - Ji.. Fir bhi jitana thanks kahun kam hai.. Shukriya mujhe time dene k liye late horaha hoga aapko.. Or Haan kabhi kahin meri jarurat paddey toh ye lijiye mera number.. Kabhi bhi call kijiye..

Main-Ji jarur thanks..

Rakesh-Acha ji chalta hun..

Woh wahaan se nikala Main or Neha idhar class k taraf chal paddey

Neha-You are something else let me tell you.. You are inspirational..

Main-Oh Thankyou..Chalo class Mein chalte hain..

Ab mujhe koi dikkat nahi thi college Mein pure din students se acha response mill raha tha 20 minutes kaa he study time leta class Mein main sab khuss they kaafi students k parents milne aaye mujhse or sab k sab happy response leke aae next 10 din Mein College kaa most respected teacher ban gaya tha main Principal kaafi khuss tha inn sab se.. Sab sahi chal raha tha koi bakchodi nahi kar raha tha aaram se class's over hoti and main seedha ghar aajata life sahi thi sab set tha..Next 10 din full speed se nikale ekdum swiftly..

Lekin woh kehtey haina meri kismat kabtak chupp baith jaati bhalla.. Ek din raat ko humlog ne dinner finish kiya he tha ki door knock hua Ami ne gate khola toh Aunty thi i mean humari landlady .kaafi worried thi woh..

Main-Aunty kya hua??

Aunty-Beta tere uncle phone nahi utha rahe shyaam ko Transport circle waali shop kaa kiraaya lene gaye they 4 maheene kaa kiraaya atkka hai wahaan, toh aaj khud gaye they ab phone bhi nahi lag raha.. Galat log hain beta wahaan mujhe toh tension horahi hai..

Main-Koi Baat nahi Aunty main check kar aata hun.. Aap address dedijiye..

Chang-Main chalta hun sath..

Aunty ne ek paper par address likha..

Aunty-Ye beta.. Apni bike lejaana beta.. Abhi auto kam he milenge wahaan k liye..

Main-Ji Aunty..

Aunty-Or beta Dhyaan se..

Main-Chinta matt karo Aunty.. Ami Aunty kaa Dhyaan rakho..

Hum dono bahaar aae Uncle k pass bhi bullet hai lekin simple saa Plaine fouji type bullet hai no additional bakchodi jo acha hai.. Maine bullet nikaala or Main or Chang nikale..

Chang-Kya lagta hai boss??,

Main-Dekhte hain.. Phone wagairaah hogaya hoga off Orr auto naa milla hoga.. Yaa Gaadi leke gaye hain??

Chang-Naa Gaadi toh khaddi thi ghar he..

Main-Bus toh fir Auto naa milla hoga..

15 minute kaa raasta tha wahaan se humlog pohanchey toh basically ye ek transport area tha mechanics ki shops wagairaah and autoparts shops ye sab tha bahot bada area tha ye bade - 2 trucks wagairaah khaddey they udhar..

Chang-Shop number 32, 33 and 34.. hain..

Main-Ye 28 takk hain Yahaan aage waali line Mein hoga..

Humlog piche ki side gaye toh ye area bilkul sunshaan tha bhenchod Yahaan koi mechanics shop nahi thi bus waise he shops thi 28 se 35 takk ek line Mein.. Maine bike roukki or uttare bike se..Idhar udhar Najar maari toh sab saaf tha..

Chang--Ye dono toh bandh hain.. Bahaar se locked hai..

Main-Ye shutter andar se bandh hai or andar light bhi on hai.. Andar se awaaj aarahi hai.. Ssshhh.

Maine shutter se kaan satta diye andar kaafi cehal Pehal thi yaa i multiple log they andar.

"Ye budhau marega aaj nahi maana toh".

"abhi jaan Se nahi maarna hai be sign karwaalenge bus" fir Sadak par patak denge maarke accident kaa case banega..

"Sign kar toh nahi raha adiyal fouji hai"..

Main shutter se durr hatta.

Main-Yahaan hai and it is bad.. Dusara raasta dekh koi..

Chang--Uppar khidki hai..

Main-Uppar chaddenge kaise.

Chang - Woh piche se next dukaan k side Mein balcony k Uppar se woh dekho..

Chang ne apne phone ki light maartey hue dikhaaya mujhe raasta Uppar Jaane kaa..

Main-Nice.. Tu Jaa Pehle.. Quick..

Chang bhaari easily chadd gaya side waali dukaan k Uppar or Uppar se fir light dikhai ussne main chaddne laga and kuch kathinaaiyon k baad main bhi Uppar aaya.. Or jiss dukaan Mein Humein Jaana tha usski taraf aae.. Yahaan bus yahi dukaan thi jisme Uppar room they Baaki single floor ki dukaanein he thi..

Chang khidki kaa kaanch toddne he waala tha lekin dhakka dete he woh khull gayi..

Chang--Well that's good..

Chang jump maarke uss khidki Mein gaya uske piche piche main gaya toh hum Uppar ek hall Mein enter hue Uppar lights off thi bus niche se light aarahi thi halki c.. Seedhiyaan Saamne thi toh humlog seedhiyon se niche aane lage dabe paanv main aage Chang mere piche tha.. Bich Mein aake niche kaa scene clear hua toh mere munh se nikala "Holy Fuck No Way Bc"..

Chang - Oh My fucking God.. What the fuck???


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Aisa kya ho gaya be WTF bolne lag gaye yeh log jo?

 

[aj008]

Superb update

 

[Rajesh]

Update-150(WTF!!!)
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Ab unka ilaaj karke me and Chang waapis ghar aagaye thodi derr Baad Ambulance ki awaaj aai and then gayi.. Ok ab sudhar gaye honge...khair mujhe koi khass farak nahi padda isase and main apne kaam Mein laga and by kaam I mean so gaya.. Next day subah college k liye Ready tha Mukesh or Vikash aae pick karne..

Mukesh-Bhai ab toh batao kya scene tha kalse system he samjh nahi aaraha hai..

Main-Bata raha hun lekin kissi dusare ko nahi bataana..

Mukesh-jaisa aap kaho .

Maine unhe bataaya ki kya hua uss din..

Main-Toh ab unhone mujhe Tumhaare sath dekha toh Tumhaare piche aae..

Mukesh ne literally chalti bike roukk di ye sab sunn kar..

Mukes-Aapne Jagat ko fodd diya??

Main-Yeah.. Orr bhi they uske sath.. Lekin Dhyaan rahe ladaai ho jhagda ho gussa ho nasha ho ye Baat bhull kar bhi Saamne aai toh munh fod dunga..

Mukesh-Ji bhai bilkul.. Lekin mouj kardi bhai..

Vikash-Or bhai woh Rambo kon tha kal??

Main-Mera bada bhai..

Vikash-Bhai khaata kya hai woh?

Main-Khaana obviously..

Vikash-Mereko uss jaisa banana hai bhai..

Muke-Same kya karna padega bhai??

Main-Dobara janam lena padega.. Chal hatt college aagya Baaki baadmein..

Main unhe parking Mein chhod aage ko badha toh Jagat or uske kal waale sathi wahaan khaddey they apna munh faade..

Jagat-Good Morning sir..

Main-Wassup..

Jagat-Aap he kaa wait kar rahe they sir..

Main-Ok tu sawaal kare usase Pehle bata dun yes maine unki gand fod di college waale they unko kam maara Baaki kai din hospital ki sewa lenge.. Thats about it..

Jagat - Sir kai din?? Kuch Toh hafton k liye bed par gaye.. Main kal millke aaya unse.. Sir ek kaa toh jaw kaa operation hoga ye nahi samjh aaya Munh Kahaan hai uska..

Main-I know.. Bola toh tha bahaar miloge toh jyaada maardunga.. Beta maine kiya he ye sab hai padhai k alaawa bus yahi aata hai ek..

Jagat-Or Sir..

Main-Chaltey-2 bol time horaha hai class kaa attendance lagaani hai bc mujhe..

Jagat-Ab toh maaf kiya naa sir Humein??

Main-Maaf?? Mujhse kyun maafi maang raha hai bhai..Woh bus ek baar maara tha usase mere dushman nahi ban gaye tumlog, woh personal nahi tha woh professional tha.. Fir Keh raha hun I don't give a fuck...

Jagat-Sir kon ho aap?? I mean kaise karletey ho ye sab??

Main-Bore matt Maar..

"Ankit Sir"??

Main piche mudda toh Neha mam thi hum rukke woh aage aai..

Main-Morning Neha mam..

Neha-Good Morning..

Ye sun maine Jagat ko ghurra..

Jagat-Oh very good morning mam..

Sab-Good morning mam..

Neha-Good Morning.. Tumlog theek toh ho??

Jagat-Ji mam Humein kya hoga bhalla..

Neha-Itane saree kabse hogaye tumlog..

Jagat-Jabse sir ne humari aankhein kholi tabse mam..

Main-Boring.. Nikalo..

Jagat-Ji Sir..

Ye sun Jagat turant Mudd gaya or uske sath Baaki sab gaye..

Neha-Interesting.. You were right about that yelog sachmein sudhar gaye hain..

Main-Kind of.. By the way you are looking extremely beautiful..

Neha-Thankyou.. Thankyou.. You too looking dashing..

Main-Thanks..

Humlog Staff room Mein aae Sign wagairaah kiye or dono bahaar aaye..


"" "Ankit Ji"???

Main piche mudda toh ek shaks khadda tha police ki uniform Mein inspector tha ummar hogi 40-45 Name Tag tha Rakesh Kumar.. Mujhe laga koi marwaa gaya apni gand kal waalon Mein se..

Main-Ji Boliye..

Rakesh-Aapne pehchaana nahi mujhe actually main Mukesh kaa dad hun and Vikash kaa Cacha..Neha toh jaanti hai mujhe ache se..

Neha-Ji bhaiya.. Kaise ho aap..

Rakesh - Badhiya Neha..

Main-Arrey aaiye aaiye Sir please baithiye..

Rakesh-Arrey nahi Sir jyaada time nahi lunga aapki class hogi naa.. Actually main specially Thankyou Kehne he aaya tha aapko..

Main - Thankyou??

Rakesh-Arrey humare 2 naalayakon ko aapne sudhaar diya itana jaldi..

Main-Maine?

Rak-Ji.. Wohlog Pehle week Mein 2 din muskil se college aatey they ab rojj aatey hain..

Neha-Actually Unka naa aane kaa issue ye tha ki kuch seniors se dikkat thi unko jo unhe pareshaan kartey they ab woh Ankit ji k sath aatey hain toh koi kuch nahi kehta unhe ab darr nahi hai kissi kaa unko..

Rak-Or toh or Raatko 12 baje takk padh rahe hotey hain.. Boltey hain Ankit Bhaiya kaa kaam karna hai.. Mujhe toh vishwaash nahi hota.. Or ek main baat Mukesh toh cigarettes peene laga tha maine samjhaya nahi maana terrace par jaake smoke karta tha ab woh bhi bandh hai bola Ankit bhaiya ki guidelines hain.. Uske Baad fir roukk nahi paaya main khudko aapse milne se..

Main-Arrey aisa kuch nahi hai Rakesh ji actually Anjaan sehar Mein sabse Pehle woh dono he close hue they mere or kaafi ache bache hain mereko liye bina college nahi aatey koi kaam ho turant help kartey hain so badle Mein maine bhi help kardi that's it.. Bache bure nahi hain thoda behak gaye they bus..

Rakesh-Aapki thodi c help ne jindagi badal di unki.. Uske liye bahot-2 dhanywaad aapka..

Main-Arrey bhai sahaab ab sharminda kar rahe hain aap mera farj hai woh.. Mere chote bhai ki tarah hain woh chinta matt kijiye aap..

Rakesh - Ji.. Fir bhi jitana thanks kahun kam hai.. Shukriya mujhe time dene k liye late horaha hoga aapko.. Or Haan kabhi kahin meri jarurat paddey toh ye lijiye mera number.. Kabhi bhi call kijiye..

Main-Ji jarur thanks..

Rakesh-Acha ji chalta hun..

Woh wahaan se nikala Main or Neha idhar class k taraf chal paddey

Neha-You are something else let me tell you.. You are inspirational..

Main-Oh Thankyou..Chalo class Mein chalte hain..

Ab mujhe koi dikkat nahi thi college Mein pure din students se acha response mill raha tha 20 minutes kaa he study time leta class Mein main sab khuss they kaafi students k parents milne aaye mujhse or sab k sab happy response leke aae next 10 din Mein College kaa most respected teacher ban gaya tha main Principal kaafi khuss tha inn sab se.. Sab sahi chal raha tha koi bakchodi nahi kar raha tha aaram se class's over hoti and main seedha ghar aajata life sahi thi sab set tha..Next 10 din full speed se nikale ekdum swiftly..

Lekin woh kehtey haina meri kismat kabtak chupp baith jaati bhalla.. Ek din raat ko humlog ne dinner finish kiya he tha ki door knock hua Ami ne gate khola toh Aunty thi i mean humari landlady .kaafi worried thi woh..

Main-Aunty kya hua??

Aunty-Beta tere uncle phone nahi utha rahe shyaam ko Transport circle waali shop kaa kiraaya lene gaye they 4 maheene kaa kiraaya atkka hai wahaan, toh aaj khud gaye they ab phone bhi nahi lag raha.. Galat log hain beta wahaan mujhe toh tension horahi hai..

Main-Koi Baat nahi Aunty main check kar aata hun.. Aap address dedijiye..

Chang-Main chalta hun sath..

Aunty ne ek paper par address likha..

Aunty-Ye beta.. Apni bike lejaana beta.. Abhi auto kam he milenge wahaan k liye..

Main-Ji Aunty..

Aunty-Or beta Dhyaan se..

Main-Chinta matt karo Aunty.. Ami Aunty kaa Dhyaan rakho..

Hum dono bahaar aae Uncle k pass bhi bullet hai lekin simple saa Plaine fouji type bullet hai no additional bakchodi jo acha hai.. Maine bullet nikaala or Main or Chang nikale..

Chang-Kya lagta hai boss??,

Main-Dekhte hain.. Phone wagairaah hogaya hoga off Orr auto naa milla hoga.. Yaa Gaadi leke gaye hain??

Chang-Naa Gaadi toh khaddi thi ghar he..

Main-Bus toh fir Auto naa milla hoga..

15 minute kaa raasta tha wahaan se humlog pohanchey toh basically ye ek transport area tha mechanics ki shops wagairaah and autoparts shops ye sab tha bahot bada area tha ye bade - 2 trucks wagairaah khaddey they udhar..

Chang-Shop number 32, 33 and 34.. hain..

Main-Ye 28 takk hain Yahaan aage waali line Mein hoga..

Humlog piche ki side gaye toh ye area bilkul sunshaan tha bhenchod Yahaan koi mechanics shop nahi thi bus waise he shops thi 28 se 35 takk ek line Mein.. Maine bike roukki or uttare bike se..Idhar udhar Najar maari toh sab saaf tha..

Chang--Ye dono toh bandh hain.. Bahaar se locked hai..

Main-Ye shutter andar se bandh hai or andar light bhi on hai.. Andar se awaaj aarahi hai.. Ssshhh.

Maine shutter se kaan satta diye andar kaafi cehal Pehal thi yaa i multiple log they andar.

"Ye budhau marega aaj nahi maana toh".

"abhi jaan Se nahi maarna hai be sign karwaalenge bus" fir Sadak par patak denge maarke accident kaa case banega..

"Sign kar toh nahi raha adiyal fouji hai"..

Main shutter se durr hatta.

Main-Yahaan hai and it is bad.. Dusara raasta dekh koi..

Chang--Uppar khidki hai..

Main-Uppar chaddenge kaise.

Chang - Woh piche se next dukaan k side Mein balcony k Uppar se woh dekho..

Chang ne apne phone ki light maartey hue dikhaaya mujhe raasta Uppar Jaane kaa..

Main-Nice.. Tu Jaa Pehle.. Quick..

Chang bhaari easily chadd gaya side waali dukaan k Uppar or Uppar se fir light dikhai ussne main chaddne laga and kuch kathinaaiyon k baad main bhi Uppar aaya.. Or jiss dukaan Mein Humein Jaana tha usski taraf aae.. Yahaan bus yahi dukaan thi jisme Uppar room they Baaki single floor ki dukaanein he thi..

Chang khidki kaa kaanch toddne he waala tha lekin dhakka dete he woh khull gayi..

Chang--Well that's good..

Chang jump maarke uss khidki Mein gaya uske piche piche main gaya toh hum Uppar ek hall Mein enter hue Uppar lights off thi bus niche se light aarahi thi halki c.. Seedhiyaan Saamne thi toh humlog seedhiyon se niche aane lage dabe paanv main aage Chang mere piche tha.. Bich Mein aake niche kaa scene clear hua toh mere munh se nikala "Holy Fuck No Way Bc"..

Chang - Oh My fucking God.. What the fuck???


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superb update bro maza aa gaya

Waiting for the next update

 

[yajivagan]

Nice update...

 

[Ramesh628]

Update-150(WTF!!!)
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Ab unka ilaaj karke me and Chang waapis ghar aagaye thodi derr Baad Ambulance ki awaaj aai and then gayi.. Ok ab sudhar gaye honge...khair mujhe koi khass farak nahi padda isase and main apne kaam Mein laga and by kaam I mean so gaya.. Next day subah college k liye Ready tha Mukesh or Vikash aae pick karne..

Mukesh-Bhai ab toh batao kya scene tha kalse system he samjh nahi aaraha hai..

Main-Bata raha hun lekin kissi dusare ko nahi bataana..

Mukesh-jaisa aap kaho .

Maine unhe bataaya ki kya hua uss din..

Main-Toh ab unhone mujhe Tumhaare sath dekha toh Tumhaare piche aae..

Mukesh ne literally chalti bike roukk di ye sab sunn kar..

Mukes-Aapne Jagat ko fodd diya??

Main-Yeah.. Orr bhi they uske sath.. Lekin Dhyaan rahe ladaai ho jhagda ho gussa ho nasha ho ye Baat bhull kar bhi Saamne aai toh munh fod dunga..

Mukesh-Ji bhai bilkul.. Lekin mouj kardi bhai..

Vikash-Or bhai woh Rambo kon tha kal??

Main-Mera bada bhai..

Vikash-Bhai khaata kya hai woh?

Main-Khaana obviously..

Vikash-Mereko uss jaisa banana hai bhai..

Muke-Same kya karna padega bhai??

Main-Dobara janam lena padega.. Chal hatt college aagya Baaki baadmein..

Main unhe parking Mein chhod aage ko badha toh Jagat or uske kal waale sathi wahaan khaddey they apna munh faade..

Jagat-Good Morning sir..

Main-Wassup..

Jagat-Aap he kaa wait kar rahe they sir..

Main-Ok tu sawaal kare usase Pehle bata dun yes maine unki gand fod di college waale they unko kam maara Baaki kai din hospital ki sewa lenge.. Thats about it..

Jagat - Sir kai din?? Kuch Toh hafton k liye bed par gaye.. Main kal millke aaya unse.. Sir ek kaa toh jaw kaa operation hoga ye nahi samjh aaya Munh Kahaan hai uska..

Main-I know.. Bola toh tha bahaar miloge toh jyaada maardunga.. Beta maine kiya he ye sab hai padhai k alaawa bus yahi aata hai ek..

Jagat-Or Sir..

Main-Chaltey-2 bol time horaha hai class kaa attendance lagaani hai bc mujhe..

Jagat-Ab toh maaf kiya naa sir Humein??

Main-Maaf?? Mujhse kyun maafi maang raha hai bhai..Woh bus ek baar maara tha usase mere dushman nahi ban gaye tumlog, woh personal nahi tha woh professional tha.. Fir Keh raha hun I don't give a fuck...

Jagat-Sir kon ho aap?? I mean kaise karletey ho ye sab??

Main-Bore matt Maar..

"Ankit Sir"??

Main piche mudda toh Neha mam thi hum rukke woh aage aai..

Main-Morning Neha mam..

Neha-Good Morning..

Ye sun maine Jagat ko ghurra..

Jagat-Oh very good morning mam..

Sab-Good morning mam..

Neha-Good Morning.. Tumlog theek toh ho??

Jagat-Ji mam Humein kya hoga bhalla..

Neha-Itane saree kabse hogaye tumlog..

Jagat-Jabse sir ne humari aankhein kholi tabse mam..

Main-Boring.. Nikalo..

Jagat-Ji Sir..

Ye sun Jagat turant Mudd gaya or uske sath Baaki sab gaye..

Neha-Interesting.. You were right about that yelog sachmein sudhar gaye hain..

Main-Kind of.. By the way you are looking extremely beautiful..

Neha-Thankyou.. Thankyou.. You too looking dashing..

Main-Thanks..

Humlog Staff room Mein aae Sign wagairaah kiye or dono bahaar aaye..


"" "Ankit Ji"???

Main piche mudda toh ek shaks khadda tha police ki uniform Mein inspector tha ummar hogi 40-45 Name Tag tha Rakesh Kumar.. Mujhe laga koi marwaa gaya apni gand kal waalon Mein se..

Main-Ji Boliye..

Rakesh-Aapne pehchaana nahi mujhe actually main Mukesh kaa dad hun and Vikash kaa Cacha..Neha toh jaanti hai mujhe ache se..

Neha-Ji bhaiya.. Kaise ho aap..

Rakesh - Badhiya Neha..

Main-Arrey aaiye aaiye Sir please baithiye..

Rakesh-Arrey nahi Sir jyaada time nahi lunga aapki class hogi naa.. Actually main specially Thankyou Kehne he aaya tha aapko..

Main - Thankyou??

Rakesh-Arrey humare 2 naalayakon ko aapne sudhaar diya itana jaldi..

Main-Maine?

Rak-Ji.. Wohlog Pehle week Mein 2 din muskil se college aatey they ab rojj aatey hain..

Neha-Actually Unka naa aane kaa issue ye tha ki kuch seniors se dikkat thi unko jo unhe pareshaan kartey they ab woh Ankit ji k sath aatey hain toh koi kuch nahi kehta unhe ab darr nahi hai kissi kaa unko..

Rak-Or toh or Raatko 12 baje takk padh rahe hotey hain.. Boltey hain Ankit Bhaiya kaa kaam karna hai.. Mujhe toh vishwaash nahi hota.. Or ek main baat Mukesh toh cigarettes peene laga tha maine samjhaya nahi maana terrace par jaake smoke karta tha ab woh bhi bandh hai bola Ankit bhaiya ki guidelines hain.. Uske Baad fir roukk nahi paaya main khudko aapse milne se..

Main-Arrey aisa kuch nahi hai Rakesh ji actually Anjaan sehar Mein sabse Pehle woh dono he close hue they mere or kaafi ache bache hain mereko liye bina college nahi aatey koi kaam ho turant help kartey hain so badle Mein maine bhi help kardi that's it.. Bache bure nahi hain thoda behak gaye they bus..

Rakesh-Aapki thodi c help ne jindagi badal di unki.. Uske liye bahot-2 dhanywaad aapka..

Main-Arrey bhai sahaab ab sharminda kar rahe hain aap mera farj hai woh.. Mere chote bhai ki tarah hain woh chinta matt kijiye aap..

Rakesh - Ji.. Fir bhi jitana thanks kahun kam hai.. Shukriya mujhe time dene k liye late horaha hoga aapko.. Or Haan kabhi kahin meri jarurat paddey toh ye lijiye mera number.. Kabhi bhi call kijiye..

Main-Ji jarur thanks..

Rakesh-Acha ji chalta hun..

Woh wahaan se nikala Main or Neha idhar class k taraf chal paddey

Neha-You are something else let me tell you.. You are inspirational..

Main-Oh Thankyou..Chalo class Mein chalte hain..

Ab mujhe koi dikkat nahi thi college Mein pure din students se acha response mill raha tha 20 minutes kaa he study time leta class Mein main sab khuss they kaafi students k parents milne aaye mujhse or sab k sab happy response leke aae next 10 din Mein College kaa most respected teacher ban gaya tha main Principal kaafi khuss tha inn sab se.. Sab sahi chal raha tha koi bakchodi nahi kar raha tha aaram se class's over hoti and main seedha ghar aajata life sahi thi sab set tha..Next 10 din full speed se nikale ekdum swiftly..

Lekin woh kehtey haina meri kismat kabtak chupp baith jaati bhalla.. Ek din raat ko humlog ne dinner finish kiya he tha ki door knock hua Ami ne gate khola toh Aunty thi i mean humari landlady .kaafi worried thi woh..

Main-Aunty kya hua??

Aunty-Beta tere uncle phone nahi utha rahe shyaam ko Transport circle waali shop kaa kiraaya lene gaye they 4 maheene kaa kiraaya atkka hai wahaan, toh aaj khud gaye they ab phone bhi nahi lag raha.. Galat log hain beta wahaan mujhe toh tension horahi hai..

Main-Koi Baat nahi Aunty main check kar aata hun.. Aap address dedijiye..

Chang-Main chalta hun sath..

Aunty ne ek paper par address likha..

Aunty-Ye beta.. Apni bike lejaana beta.. Abhi auto kam he milenge wahaan k liye..

Main-Ji Aunty..

Aunty-Or beta Dhyaan se..

Main-Chinta matt karo Aunty.. Ami Aunty kaa Dhyaan rakho..

Hum dono bahaar aae Uncle k pass bhi bullet hai lekin simple saa Plaine fouji type bullet hai no additional bakchodi jo acha hai.. Maine bullet nikaala or Main or Chang nikale..

Chang-Kya lagta hai boss??,

Main-Dekhte hain.. Phone wagairaah hogaya hoga off Orr auto naa milla hoga.. Yaa Gaadi leke gaye hain??

Chang-Naa Gaadi toh khaddi thi ghar he..

Main-Bus toh fir Auto naa milla hoga..

15 minute kaa raasta tha wahaan se humlog pohanchey toh basically ye ek transport area tha mechanics ki shops wagairaah and autoparts shops ye sab tha bahot bada area tha ye bade - 2 trucks wagairaah khaddey they udhar..

Chang-Shop number 32, 33 and 34.. hain..

Main-Ye 28 takk hain Yahaan aage waali line Mein hoga..

Humlog piche ki side gaye toh ye area bilkul sunshaan tha bhenchod Yahaan koi mechanics shop nahi thi bus waise he shops thi 28 se 35 takk ek line Mein.. Maine bike roukki or uttare bike se..Idhar udhar Najar maari toh sab saaf tha..

Chang--Ye dono toh bandh hain.. Bahaar se locked hai..

Main-Ye shutter andar se bandh hai or andar light bhi on hai.. Andar se awaaj aarahi hai.. Ssshhh.

Maine shutter se kaan satta diye andar kaafi cehal Pehal thi yaa i multiple log they andar.

"Ye budhau marega aaj nahi maana toh".

"abhi jaan Se nahi maarna hai be sign karwaalenge bus" fir Sadak par patak denge maarke accident kaa case banega..

"Sign kar toh nahi raha adiyal fouji hai"..

Main shutter se durr hatta.

Main-Yahaan hai and it is bad.. Dusara raasta dekh koi..

Chang--Uppar khidki hai..

Main-Uppar chaddenge kaise.

Chang - Woh piche se next dukaan k side Mein balcony k Uppar se woh dekho..

Chang ne apne phone ki light maartey hue dikhaaya mujhe raasta Uppar Jaane kaa..

Main-Nice.. Tu Jaa Pehle.. Quick..

Chang bhaari easily chadd gaya side waali dukaan k Uppar or Uppar se fir light dikhai ussne main chaddne laga and kuch kathinaaiyon k baad main bhi Uppar aaya.. Or jiss dukaan Mein Humein Jaana tha usski taraf aae.. Yahaan bus yahi dukaan thi jisme Uppar room they Baaki single floor ki dukaanein he thi..

Chang khidki kaa kaanch toddne he waala tha lekin dhakka dete he woh khull gayi..

Chang--Well that's good..

Chang jump maarke uss khidki Mein gaya uske piche piche main gaya toh hum Uppar ek hall Mein enter hue Uppar lights off thi bus niche se light aarahi thi halki c.. Seedhiyaan Saamne thi toh humlog seedhiyon se niche aane lage dabe paanv main aage Chang mere piche tha.. Bich Mein aake niche kaa scene clear hua toh mere munh se nikala "Holy Fuck No Way Bc"..

Chang - Oh My fucking God.. What the fuck???


Continued..

Bahut hi sandar update hai bhai
Lekin aaj to apne bich me hi chhod diya bhai sein to pura karte suspence rahega kal tak

 

[Mr. Nobody]

Awsome update