Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

[AP 316]

WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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[Raj Singh]

Nice update. Waiting for next update AP bhai

 

[Rajesh]

Update-505(Impossible??)

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505
Main-I Will Break him out of your prison, in front of you and there is nothing you can do to stop me.. You know why?? Because you'll be lying there dead.. Yeah you heard me bitch I will kill you..Do something about it...


Maine warden Benjamin ko dhamki detey hue kaha.


Benjamin - (Hanke) Good Luck.. Because you will need it.. For and your kind information this is impossible.. So Yes Go fuck yourself..


Ye bolke woh wahan se turant nikal gaya..


Emo- You should not have done that, ab ye or dangerous hoga tumhare liye kyunki ye 24×7 ready rahega, he is a mad man..


Main-I'll take care of it..


Mogui - Take care brother.. I'll see you soon..


Ye bolke master muddey unke sath Master Norman and Bovice bhi chall paddey..


Emo-Remember AP it's upto you.. Iske liye tumhe jo bhi caahiye.. Jo bhi. Literally kuch bhi caahiye woh mill jaaega tumhe..


Main-Sure..


Ye bolke main bhi bahaar ki taraf chall diya.. Humaare bahaar aane k baad Hank andar gaya..


Fuckk.. Bhenchod Fuckk.. Maadarchod dimag teri gand maar lunga main Bhosdk jaruri tha "Near Impossible" bolna tere ek word ki wajah se idhar gand marr gayi bhenchod.. Near impossible nahi lawde ye impossible hai.. Dekha tune iss jagah ko bhosdk aankh k andhe.. Yahaan literally military submarine patrolling karti hai maadarchod gand faad degi.. Or tu akela kar kya lega?? Ghanta tu kya karega karna toh ab mujhe padega sab... Fuckkk...


Humlog prison se bahaar aaye or Hank kaa wait karne lage humaare helicopters k pass.. Tab main bahaar kaa jaayja lene laga..


Sea.. Yeah bro Sea bhull jaa bhenchod sea mein entry karne se pehle submarine itane tukadon mein udaa degi k kai din machliyon ki daawat hogi..So yep Sea impossible.. Then by land.. Impossible.. Too many guards too much risk..Then land se hotey hue bhi toh sea he cross karna padega naa.. Impossible.. By air?? Bhenchod Unn lighthouses mein machine guns dekhi hain kitani Badi hain.? Bhosdk bina authorization waale aircrafts ko hawa mein he udda denge wohlog.. Toh yes impossible.. What the fuck.. Andar bhosdk itane dialogues choddke aaya unka kya?? Bhosdk Land, Sea and Air all impossible toh?? Bhosdk Harry Potter waali chaddi laa dun?? Usase karlega?? Hain?? Maadarjaat se dialogues marwa lo kitane he.. Bhenchod ab bol naa.. Oye dimag.. Bol bhosdk kuch toh.. Main sochtey-2 Sea k bilkul uppar aagaya tha 2 kadam aage hotey he main pathar se niche girrta or pehle toh pathar par girte he meri gand futt jaati then itani tejj-2 waves mujhe wahaan pathar par he patak patak k maardeti..


"AP"


Ye awaaj sunte he meri gand fatt gayi bhenchod main uchala..


Main-Sara.. Darra diya what the fuck.. Fucking hell abhi girr jaata niche..


Sara-Sorry.. But kya munh uthaake aage chale jaa rahe ho.. Niche kuddana hai kya?? Pagal..


Main-Soch toh raha hun.. Kuddke suicide karlun..


Sara-A shut up AP stop talking rubbish..


Main-Toh kya karun??


Sara-Hey you got this don't worry.. You are AP afterall..


Main-Sara yahaan AP bhi kuch nahi hai, look around you, dekho kya tumhe lagta hai iss prison se koi bahaar nikal shakta hai.. Dekho..


Sara - Nahi.. But tum kuch bhi kar shaktey ho.. You are built different remember..


Ab Hank bahaar aaya or master ne humein ishare se bulaaya, hum dono wahaan gaye..


Hank - So yeah master se baat ki maine woh bol rahe hain jabtak koi plan nahi ban jaata tabtak tum Shebunino mein he rukkoge..


Main-Cool..


Hank - Out of curiosity AP can i ask you a question??


Main-Yahi ki kya main sachmein unko bahaar nikaal lunga..


Hank-Yes.. You are smart..


Main-Answer is i don't know.. Maybe.. Maybe not.. We will see.. Dekhne mein toh impossible he lag raha hai..


Norman-He got this Hank don't worry..


Hank - Glad to hear that Master.. Lets go..


Uske baad humlog waapis apne helicopters mein aaye and wahan se nikale... Sea k uppar se gujjartey time maine dekha ki bhenchod chaaron taraf durr - 2 takk kuch bhi nahi tha literally nothing, ek woh prison island and dusara mujhe kaafi durr Oil rig kaa top bhi najar aa raha tha,... Kya karega beta kya he karega.. Looks dead... Kya he aafat moull lelee...


Khair humlog waapis Shebunino land hue toh yahaan Hank ne ek bungalow bana rakha hai thoda Shebunino se hattke jungle ki taraf tha ye bungalow.. Or bungalow kaafi bada tha humlog wahaan aaye toh kuch noukar bhi they wahan par.. Aake humne breakfast kiya jo kaafi waahiyat tha but bhook lagi thi toh khaa liya maine.. And then finally masters ne mujhe bulaaya main gaya Master k room mein jahaan Master Mogui Norman Boe and Bovice mojjud they..


Mogui-You look worried AP??


Main-Yeah worried toh hun he Master i don't know what to do. Sablog bol rahe hain you got this. Lekin kaise got this.. It looks fucking insane..


Mogui - AP remember who you are..? Tumhe pata hain tumhara dimag kaise kaam karta hai?? Kyunki mujhe pata hai, tumhare dimag ne agar bola hai ki you can do this then tumhare liye kuch bhi impossible nahi hai you can do whatever you want.. Tumhare dimag ne kuch naa kuch sochke he bola hoga kyunki ek baar ko tum galati kar shaktey ho lekin tumhara dimag nope woh koi galati nahi kar shakta..


Norman - Exactly AP.. Or ab ye toh kehne ki jarurat nahi hai ki ye kitana serious hai.. Jo hua hai tumhaare saamne hua hai and you know kya chal raha hai.. Ye sabkuch bahot jyaada important hai AP bahot jyaada.. Literally sab kuch Emo k bahaar aane par depend karta hai, warna humlog bhi fir Russians k gulaam banke reh jaaenge..issliye do whatever you want to do just make it happen because agar koi ye kar shakta hai toh woh tum ho..


Ab master ne mere uppar or bojjjh daal diya bhenchod i know ye meri life kaa sabse important mission tha important kya bhenchod agar main fail hua toh mera last mission tha ye.. Maa chud gayi thi system ki idhar. Kya he chal raha tha bhenchod..


Main-Ok I'll see what I can do..


Bovice - that's the spirit.. Humlog yahin rukkenge tabtak..


Main-Arrey aaplog kyun yahaan rukkoge, main dekhlunga don't worry aaplog jaao.. Kabtak ye waahiyat khaana khaaoge..


Bovice - We trust you enough AP tum bahot jald he koi naa koi raasta dhund loge..


Boe-Yes....


Main-OK masters as you know aaplog ne bola hai toh I'll do everything I can.. Don't stress it..


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Superb update bro maza aa gaya

 

[Rajesh]

Update-506(Plans Failing!! )
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506

Main - Don't worry masters i got this..

Ye bolke main apne room mein aaya jahaan Hank ne mere kehne par prison related books, maps and blooprints laake dediye.. Iss prison ki sabse khaas baat yahi thi ki isase related bahot kam information available thi or jo bhi information thi woh kaafi old he thi..

Ab subah 11 baje main laga study karne.. Prison ki suruwaat se.. Bhenchod kya he waahiyat jagahh thi ye, suruwaat mein prisoners ko bahot jyaada torture kartey they yelog bahot jyaada se mera matlab hai bahot he jyaada.. Ab maine woh books blooprints sab finish kiye.. Ok dekho sewage system jo hai woh ek option tha but usme ek bahot bada issue ye tha ki sewage pipes mein bhaagne waalon ko roukane k liye ab jagah jagah lohe k net laga rakhe they jinko obviously cut kar shaktey they humlog lekin usme bahot jyaada time lag jaata or itane time mein sewage ki gas humein 10-15 baar maar deti.. Like no joke hum kai dafa marrtey iss process mein..So plan 1 fail..

Then Ek maha mast plan bana mera ki main Emo k fake transfer papers banwaaun or fake officers bhejdun usko lene k liye or prison k saare contact devices hack karlun issliye jaise he wohlog confirmation k liye call karein toh mere pass call aaye or main confirm kardun and then nikal jaaein.. Ye plan bahot gajab tha bhenchod 3 ghantey mein sab details banaai thi maine ek ek inch cover karli thi maine. Lekin iss plan ki gand Hank ne maari jab ussne mujhe bataaya ki EMO kaa transfer papers k through nahi hota balki 3 "ELDERS" aaenge woh transfer process dekhenge.. Or Ab mujhe pata chala ki ye ELDERS ek or bahot he jyaada badi film hain..Or aise hua mera second master plan fail.

Ab mere master plan ki gand marrne k baad mujhe bahot gussa aaya then bana mera third plan.. Main wahi sab karun jo maine Chloe ko nikaalne k liye kiya tha bus farak itana tha ki yahaan main andar nahi jaa shakta.. Plan ye tha ki main Emo ko kuch khilaake bimaar kardunga aisa bimar jiska koi ilaaj turant furant ho he nahi or usse hospital transfer karna paddey or wahaan se toh fir main dekh he lunga.. Ab iss plan ki gand 2 tarah se marri first of all toh main andar kuch bhi leke jaa he nahi shakta jisko khaa peeke Emo ko bimaar karun.. Bhenchod andar main ek tablet takk naa le jaa shakta itani jagah toh checking hoti hai.. Or lagaalo main kaise bhi karke andar pills legaya or Emo ko bimaar kar bhi diya toh bhenchod yelog toh khuss honge, yelog kyun bahaar bhejenge Emo ko ilaaj k liye.. Ye toh caahtey hain ki Emo marre or Emo naturally marre usme toh bhenchod inki moujj hai.. Issliye yelog marrne he denge Emo ko.. Fuck..

Maa chod di ek or plan ki.. Ok.. Ok.. Calm down.. Calm down.. Calm down.. Bhenchod gusse k maare meri khopdi firrne lagi thi itana helpless kabhi feel nahi kiya tha maine....Oye dimag maadarchod..

Kya bhosdk?? Kya karun ab?? Bol.. 3 plans bana diye bhai.. 3... Or kya karun?? Ab kuch bhi possible hai he nahi toh kya karun.. Baar baar "Oye Dimaag" "Oye Dimaag" chilaa dene se main orr tejj thodi chalne lag jaaunga.. Or bhosdk isase tejj kya he chalun?? Fatt jaaun?? Firr khuss hojaaega tu..

Abe toh hero bhi toh tu he bana tha lawde... "Almost Impossible".. Almost impossible bhosdk kya sochke bola tha tune?? Cool lagne k liye idhar gand marwa di tune..

Ok Ok bhosdk chal main nahi bolta near impossible. Toh kya Jo sab Emo ne bataaya humein woh sunane k baad tu mana karta??? Abe literally ye "The End" hai like iske baad kuch bhi nahi hai.. Its over, everything will be over.. League, High Command Ya HOD sab khatam hojaaega everything will be over.. Matlab everything we all worked for will be over.. Toh ye sab jaan lene k baad tu mana karta??

Naa bc.. Baat toh sahi hai teri..

Toh bhosdk kabse dimag dimag karke roye jaaraha hai ab kar toh rahe hain try.. Kuch nahi ho raha toh kya karun..

Dekh bhai master ki ye baat se toh main bhi sehmat hun ki mere dimag ne agar kuch bola hai toh woh soch samjh k he bola hoga.. Toh tu bata kya sochke tune "Almost Impossible" bola tha i know kuch toh miss kar rahe hain humlog..

Abe wahi toh yaad nahi aaraha.. Plan tha toh mere pass, mere konse hisse mein tha yaa konse version kaa tha i dont know lekin plan tha jarur boss..

Toh bhai yaad kar yaad kar.. Kuch bhi kar.. Soch be jo bhi hain hum dono he hain.. Literally sabkuch humaare uppar depend karta hai.. Hum fail hue toh sab kuch khatam hai.. This is it. This is the Moment We have been waiting for..

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Gazzab ka update hai bhai maza aa gaya

 

[Rajesh]

Update-507(3.0's Plan????)
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507

Ab main mere dimag se he ladta raha kareeb 15 ghantey takk.. In 15 ghantey mein main buss muttane Ya fir dose lene k liye he utha tha.... Subah k 2 baj gaye they mere hath pair Sir and aankh sab dard karne lag gaye they issliye main late gaya.. Mujhe literally sabkuch yaad hogaya tha iss point par sab kuch mere dimag mein tha.. Ki woh prison mein kya hai kaise hai kyun hai kitana hai..Then konsi gun konsi kya hai yahaan par.. Then Oil rig ki details.. Uss submarine ki details.. Uss Ship ki details.. Sabkuch mere dimag mein tha.. Bus plan he nahi tha mere dimag mein..

Haan fir dimag ko taunt maarle bhosdk.. Maarle..

Toh kya karun bhai?? Tu kya gand marwaane lag gaya bhosdk.. Kuch toh soch aise kaise bhull gaya itana important plan..

This Shit is impossible..

Haan lawda impossible, suna tha naa Emo ne Kya kaha tha?? Aaj dad hotey toh woh kabhi bhi wahaan nahi hota.. Matlab dad usko bahaar nikaal he letey.. Matlab ye impossible toh nahi ho shakta.. Dad k pass harr cheej kaa plan tha matlab.. Or ek tu hai bhenchod, dad k naam par kalank hai tu..

What the fuck did you just say?.

Yeah you heard me bitch.. You head me.. You can never be like dad.. Never..

Oh is that it.. Bhosdk.. Is that it.. Ye baat hai ab.. Ok.. Ok..

Mere frustrated dimag ko kosstey hue main firse uth baitha.. Mera gussa filhaal saatvein aashmaan par tha specially ab jo kuch hua uss wajah se.. Main mere dad ki jagah nahi le shakta?? Bhenchod mera literally sapna he ye hai ki main apne dad jaisa ban shakun.. Mera yahaan hone kaa motive he hai "To be like my dad" to achieve what my dad couldn't..

Bhenchod aisa kya tha mere dimag mein jo main bhull gaya.. Mere konse version ka plan tha?? 1.0 kaa?? No way mujhe he koi plan nahi sujha toh usko kahaan se sujhega. Toh 2.0 ka i mean mera?? Ghanta mera plan main khud nahi bhull shakta.. Toh kya?? Noo.. Noo.. Noo.. Noo.. No fucking way.. Ek second.. Main peshab kar raha tha woh bhi maine bichmein roukka or waapis bahaar aaya and waapis apni seat par baitha..

Oye dimag wake up bhosdk wake the fuck up.. Lets go..

Ab mujhe hua ek realisation jo aamtorr par kaafi dangerous hota hai lekin aaj mujhe woh dangerous nahi laga kyunki aaj mujhe uski jarurat thi.. Bhenchod ye kaise dhyaan nahi raha bhalla mujhe.. Sab toh mere saamne tha.. Fuck..

Actually sab mere saamne tha woh plan humara nahi 3.0 kaa plan tha, kyunki or koi reason possible he nahi hai kyunki mere dusare kissi version kaa plan hota toh main abtak dhund chuka hota mere mind k kissi hisse mein lekin 3.0 k plan main nahi dhund shakta he is built different uske plan sick and inhumane hotey hain like actually sick.. Ab mujhe kuch jyaada nahi karna tha mujhe bus khudko drugs k hawale kardena tha and baaki kaa kaam kismat par chhod dena tha.. 3.0 ko bahaar laana mere liye impossible hai lekin yahaan mujhe usko nahi balki uske plan ko bahaar laana tha, mujhe bus thoda saa hint caahiye tha ki aisa kya soch gaya woh and uske base par mujhe plan banana tha, kyunki 3.0 ne keval ek overview banaaya hoga kyunki pura plan woh nahi bana shakta uss overview mein details mujhe bharrni thi, lekin isase mujhe ek general idea mill jaane waala tha plan k liye..Or uss idea k base par banega mera plan..

Khair main pehle toh Sara k room mein gaya kyunki mujhe koi caahiye tha jo mere uppar najar rakh shake kahin bhenchod drugs k nashe mein ludak he naa jaaun.. Ab maine aaram se door knock kiya uska toh kuch seconds mein he ussne apna gate kholdiya..

Sara-AP?? Sab theek hai??

Main-Yeah i need your help..

Sara-Sure...

Main-Come with me..

Main Sara k sath apne room mein aaya..

Main-Pehle toh sorry to disturb you..

Sara - Shut up.. Kya hua bolo jaldi..

Main-Ok. So i think mere pass ek plan hai but mujhe pata nahi hai woh plan kya hai..

Sara-Wait.. What?

Main-Yeah i know thoda confusing part hai. Ab mujhe mere mind k darkest corner mein jaana hai and uske liye i need drugs bahot jyaada drugs so obviously main ye drugs lunga ab and maximum chances hain ki main theek he rahunga but thode chances hain ki thodi dikkat ho shakti hai bus tumhe issiliye yahaan bulaya hai. Agar meri breathing yaa pulses slow hone lagein toh mere uppar thanda paani daalti rehna and mujhe jagaane ki koshish karna..

Sara-What??? Tu pagal hai?? Itani cocaine?? Are you fucking out of your mind?? Itani cocaine will kill you..

Main - Naa i will be fine..

Sara-Toh main yahaan kya kar rahi hun??

Main-Safety measures..

Sara-AP i know agar tumhe safety ki jarurat hai toh iska matlab hai ye serious hai bahot serious..So don't lie to me..

Main-Ok ok.. Ye thoda risky hai but or koi option nahi hai mere pass issliye trust me and everything will be fine..

Sara-AP this is suicide, literally suiii.. WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK... AP.....NOOOO..

Sara ki baatke bichmein he main table par rakhi puri dose legaya jo double nahi thi double se bhi double thi yes bahot jyaada thi.. Jab mujhe drugs lene se darr lage toh samjh jaao ki drugs kaa amount bahot jyaada hai or woh situation bahot dangerous hone waali hai and yahaan wahi sab tha..

Bhosdk dimag jhell jaana, dhoka matt dena warna gand marr jaaegi maadarchod..

Sara-You fucking idiot.. What am I supposed to do now?? Tell me..

Maine Sara kaa hath pakkad liya.

Main-Nothing.. Just stay here..Agar main tumhara hath chhod dun toh mujhe jagaana suru kardena..

And finally drugs ne di mujhe pehli kick, thankfully maine dinner nahi kiya tha warna bhenchod ulti kar kar k gand fatt jaati abhi 20 seconds k andar he sabkuch ghumane laga tha literally bhenchod maano koi mujhe pakkad k jhinjhod raha tha meri khopdi itane chakkar khaa rahi thi ki mera sirr dard karne laga or dard bhi aisa waisa nahi literally bahot jyaada.. Main chair par baitha - 2 kuddne laga or kareeb 2 minute k torture k baad main behosh hogaya.. Sabkuch blank hogaya.. Bhenchod marr warr gaya kya??Helllo.... HeYyyy...

Continued...

Ultimate update bro maza aa gaya

Kabhi kabhi to lagta hai isse better koi update hi nahi hoga but bich bich me aise update aate ki kya bolu ek se badh kar ek update aa jate hai jaisa ye update

AP ki tarah ye story bhi upgrade ho raha hai

Brilliant update bro



Waiting for the next update bro

 

[Raj Shah Playboy]

Update-507(3.0's Plan????)
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507

Ab main mere dimag se he ladta raha kareeb 15 ghantey takk.. In 15 ghantey mein main buss muttane Ya fir dose lene k liye he utha tha.... Subah k 2 baj gaye they mere hath pair Sir and aankh sab dard karne lag gaye they issliye main late gaya.. Mujhe literally sabkuch yaad hogaya tha iss point par sab kuch mere dimag mein tha.. Ki woh prison mein kya hai kaise hai kyun hai kitana hai..Then konsi gun konsi kya hai yahaan par.. Then Oil rig ki details.. Uss submarine ki details.. Uss Ship ki details.. Sabkuch mere dimag mein tha.. Bus plan he nahi tha mere dimag mein..

Haan fir dimag ko taunt maarle bhosdk.. Maarle..

Toh kya karun bhai?? Tu kya gand marwaane lag gaya bhosdk.. Kuch toh soch aise kaise bhull gaya itana important plan..

This Shit is impossible..

Haan lawda impossible, suna tha naa Emo ne Kya kaha tha?? Aaj dad hotey toh woh kabhi bhi wahaan nahi hota.. Matlab dad usko bahaar nikaal he letey.. Matlab ye impossible toh nahi ho shakta.. Dad k pass harr cheej kaa plan tha matlab.. Or ek tu hai bhenchod, dad k naam par kalank hai tu..

What the fuck did you just say?.

Yeah you heard me bitch.. You head me.. You can never be like dad.. Never..

Oh is that it.. Bhosdk.. Is that it.. Ye baat hai ab.. Ok.. Ok..

Mere frustrated dimag ko kosstey hue main firse uth baitha.. Mera gussa filhaal saatvein aashmaan par tha specially ab jo kuch hua uss wajah se.. Main mere dad ki jagah nahi le shakta?? Bhenchod mera literally sapna he ye hai ki main apne dad jaisa ban shakun.. Mera yahaan hone kaa motive he hai "To be like my dad" to achieve what my dad couldn't..

Bhenchod aisa kya tha mere dimag mein jo main bhull gaya.. Mere konse version ka plan tha?? 1.0 kaa?? No way mujhe he koi plan nahi sujha toh usko kahaan se sujhega. Toh 2.0 ka i mean mera?? Ghanta mera plan main khud nahi bhull shakta.. Toh kya?? Noo.. Noo.. Noo.. Noo.. No fucking way.. Ek second.. Main peshab kar raha tha woh bhi maine bichmein roukka or waapis bahaar aaya and waapis apni seat par baitha..

Oye dimag wake up bhosdk wake the fuck up.. Lets go..

Ab mujhe hua ek realisation jo aamtorr par kaafi dangerous hota hai lekin aaj mujhe woh dangerous nahi laga kyunki aaj mujhe uski jarurat thi.. Bhenchod ye kaise dhyaan nahi raha bhalla mujhe.. Sab toh mere saamne tha.. Fuck..

Actually sab mere saamne tha woh plan humara nahi 3.0 kaa plan tha, kyunki or koi reason possible he nahi hai kyunki mere dusare kissi version kaa plan hota toh main abtak dhund chuka hota mere mind k kissi hisse mein lekin 3.0 k plan main nahi dhund shakta he is built different uske plan sick and inhumane hotey hain like actually sick.. Ab mujhe kuch jyaada nahi karna tha mujhe bus khudko drugs k hawale kardena tha and baaki kaa kaam kismat par chhod dena tha.. 3.0 ko bahaar laana mere liye impossible hai lekin yahaan mujhe usko nahi balki uske plan ko bahaar laana tha, mujhe bus thoda saa hint caahiye tha ki aisa kya soch gaya woh and uske base par mujhe plan banana tha, kyunki 3.0 ne keval ek overview banaaya hoga kyunki pura plan woh nahi bana shakta uss overview mein details mujhe bharrni thi, lekin isase mujhe ek general idea mill jaane waala tha plan k liye..Or uss idea k base par banega mera plan..

Khair main pehle toh Sara k room mein gaya kyunki mujhe koi caahiye tha jo mere uppar najar rakh shake kahin bhenchod drugs k nashe mein ludak he naa jaaun.. Ab maine aaram se door knock kiya uska toh kuch seconds mein he ussne apna gate kholdiya..

Sara-AP?? Sab theek hai??

Main-Yeah i need your help..

Sara-Sure...

Main-Come with me..

Main Sara k sath apne room mein aaya..

Main-Pehle toh sorry to disturb you..

Sara - Shut up.. Kya hua bolo jaldi..

Main-Ok. So i think mere pass ek plan hai but mujhe pata nahi hai woh plan kya hai..

Sara-Wait.. What?

Main-Yeah i know thoda confusing part hai. Ab mujhe mere mind k darkest corner mein jaana hai and uske liye i need drugs bahot jyaada drugs so obviously main ye drugs lunga ab and maximum chances hain ki main theek he rahunga but thode chances hain ki thodi dikkat ho shakti hai bus tumhe issiliye yahaan bulaya hai. Agar meri breathing yaa pulses slow hone lagein toh mere uppar thanda paani daalti rehna and mujhe jagaane ki koshish karna..

Sara-What??? Tu pagal hai?? Itani cocaine?? Are you fucking out of your mind?? Itani cocaine will kill you..

Main - Naa i will be fine..

Sara-Toh main yahaan kya kar rahi hun??

Main-Safety measures..

Sara-AP i know agar tumhe safety ki jarurat hai toh iska matlab hai ye serious hai bahot serious..So don't lie to me..

Main-Ok ok.. Ye thoda risky hai but or koi option nahi hai mere pass issliye trust me and everything will be fine..

Sara-AP this is suicide, literally suiii.. WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK... AP.....NOOOO..

Sara ki baatke bichmein he main table par rakhi puri dose legaya jo double nahi thi double se bhi double thi yes bahot jyaada thi.. Jab mujhe drugs lene se darr lage toh samjh jaao ki drugs kaa amount bahot jyaada hai or woh situation bahot dangerous hone waali hai and yahaan wahi sab tha..

Bhosdk dimag jhell jaana, dhoka matt dena warna gand marr jaaegi maadarchod..

Sara-You fucking idiot.. What am I supposed to do now?? Tell me..

Maine Sara kaa hath pakkad liya.

Main-Nothing.. Just stay here..Agar main tumhara hath chhod dun toh mujhe jagaana suru kardena..

And finally drugs ne di mujhe pehli kick, thankfully maine dinner nahi kiya tha warna bhenchod ulti kar kar k gand fatt jaati abhi 20 seconds k andar he sabkuch ghumane laga tha literally bhenchod maano koi mujhe pakkad k jhinjhod raha tha meri khopdi itane chakkar khaa rahi thi ki mera sirr dard karne laga or dard bhi aisa waisa nahi literally bahot jyaada.. Main chair par baitha - 2 kuddne laga or kareeb 2 minute k torture k baad main behosh hogaya.. Sabkuch blank hogaya.. Bhenchod marr warr gaya kya??Helllo.... HeYyyy...

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Aaj mein nahi kahunga ki kaisa gaya update bcz The Hell is coming.....!
Keep Writing....!

 

[Deadeye]

AP 316....Aisa nhi ho skta ki oil rig pr attack ho? As diversion ...
Toh submarine obviously us taraf chli jayegi... And us dauran AP sea se ghus jaye.... I mean oil rig pr attack toh krwa skege EMO, MOGUI, LEAGUE apne secret sources ke through.... Aur konsa unko attack successful chahiye... Unhe toh bs ek diversion chahiye.

Or maybe ..... 3.0 plan is to do something that will shift EMO to HCMC... because present mei AP ne bovice ko bola tha ki we need that girl because we have to transfer someone in HCMC...

 

[Shahrukh]

Mai ye nahi kahunga k update kaise gaya abhi suspence baqi hai

 

[Naik]

Update-505(Impossible??)

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505
Main-I Will Break him out of your prison, in front of you and there is nothing you can do to stop me.. You know why?? Because you'll be lying there dead.. Yeah you heard me bitch I will kill you..Do something about it...


Maine warden Benjamin ko dhamki detey hue kaha.


Benjamin - (Hanke) Good Luck.. Because you will need it.. For and your kind information this is impossible.. So Yes Go fuck yourself..


Ye bolke woh wahan se turant nikal gaya..


Emo- You should not have done that, ab ye or dangerous hoga tumhare liye kyunki ye 24×7 ready rahega, he is a mad man..


Main-I'll take care of it..


Mogui - Take care brother.. I'll see you soon..


Ye bolke master muddey unke sath Master Norman and Bovice bhi chall paddey..


Emo-Remember AP it's upto you.. Iske liye tumhe jo bhi caahiye.. Jo bhi. Literally kuch bhi caahiye woh mill jaaega tumhe..


Main-Sure..


Ye bolke main bhi bahaar ki taraf chall diya.. Humaare bahaar aane k baad Hank andar gaya..


Fuckk.. Bhenchod Fuckk.. Maadarchod dimag teri gand maar lunga main Bhosdk jaruri tha "Near Impossible" bolna tere ek word ki wajah se idhar gand marr gayi bhenchod.. Near impossible nahi lawde ye impossible hai.. Dekha tune iss jagah ko bhosdk aankh k andhe.. Yahaan literally military submarine patrolling karti hai maadarchod gand faad degi.. Or tu akela kar kya lega?? Ghanta tu kya karega karna toh ab mujhe padega sab... Fuckkk...


Humlog prison se bahaar aaye or Hank kaa wait karne lage humaare helicopters k pass.. Tab main bahaar kaa jaayja lene laga..


Sea.. Yeah bro Sea bhull jaa bhenchod sea mein entry karne se pehle submarine itane tukadon mein udaa degi k kai din machliyon ki daawat hogi..So yep Sea impossible.. Then by land.. Impossible.. Too many guards too much risk..Then land se hotey hue bhi toh sea he cross karna padega naa.. Impossible.. By air?? Bhenchod Unn lighthouses mein machine guns dekhi hain kitani Badi hain.? Bhosdk bina authorization waale aircrafts ko hawa mein he udda denge wohlog.. Toh yes impossible.. What the fuck.. Andar bhosdk itane dialogues choddke aaya unka kya?? Bhosdk Land, Sea and Air all impossible toh?? Bhosdk Harry Potter waali chaddi laa dun?? Usase karlega?? Hain?? Maadarjaat se dialogues marwa lo kitane he.. Bhenchod ab bol naa.. Oye dimag.. Bol bhosdk kuch toh.. Main sochtey-2 Sea k bilkul uppar aagaya tha 2 kadam aage hotey he main pathar se niche girrta or pehle toh pathar par girte he meri gand futt jaati then itani tejj-2 waves mujhe wahaan pathar par he patak patak k maardeti..


"AP"


Ye awaaj sunte he meri gand fatt gayi bhenchod main uchala..


Main-Sara.. Darra diya what the fuck.. Fucking hell abhi girr jaata niche..


Sara-Sorry.. But kya munh uthaake aage chale jaa rahe ho.. Niche kuddana hai kya?? Pagal..


Main-Soch toh raha hun.. Kuddke suicide karlun..


Sara-A shut up AP stop talking rubbish..


Main-Toh kya karun??


Sara-Hey you got this don't worry.. You are AP afterall..


Main-Sara yahaan AP bhi kuch nahi hai, look around you, dekho kya tumhe lagta hai iss prison se koi bahaar nikal shakta hai.. Dekho..


Sara - Nahi.. But tum kuch bhi kar shaktey ho.. You are built different remember..


Ab Hank bahaar aaya or master ne humein ishare se bulaaya, hum dono wahaan gaye..


Hank - So yeah master se baat ki maine woh bol rahe hain jabtak koi plan nahi ban jaata tabtak tum Shebunino mein he rukkoge..


Main-Cool..


Hank - Out of curiosity AP can i ask you a question??


Main-Yahi ki kya main sachmein unko bahaar nikaal lunga..


Hank-Yes.. You are smart..


Main-Answer is i don't know.. Maybe.. Maybe not.. We will see.. Dekhne mein toh impossible he lag raha hai..


Norman-He got this Hank don't worry..


Hank - Glad to hear that Master.. Lets go..


Uske baad humlog waapis apne helicopters mein aaye and wahan se nikale... Sea k uppar se gujjartey time maine dekha ki bhenchod chaaron taraf durr - 2 takk kuch bhi nahi tha literally nothing, ek woh prison island and dusara mujhe kaafi durr Oil rig kaa top bhi najar aa raha tha,... Kya karega beta kya he karega.. Looks dead... Kya he aafat moull lelee...


Khair humlog waapis Shebunino land hue toh yahaan Hank ne ek bungalow bana rakha hai thoda Shebunino se hattke jungle ki taraf tha ye bungalow.. Or bungalow kaafi bada tha humlog wahaan aaye toh kuch noukar bhi they wahan par.. Aake humne breakfast kiya jo kaafi waahiyat tha but bhook lagi thi toh khaa liya maine.. And then finally masters ne mujhe bulaaya main gaya Master k room mein jahaan Master Mogui Norman Boe and Bovice mojjud they..


Mogui-You look worried AP??


Main-Yeah worried toh hun he Master i don't know what to do. Sablog bol rahe hain you got this. Lekin kaise got this.. It looks fucking insane..


Mogui - AP remember who you are..? Tumhe pata hain tumhara dimag kaise kaam karta hai?? Kyunki mujhe pata hai, tumhare dimag ne agar bola hai ki you can do this then tumhare liye kuch bhi impossible nahi hai you can do whatever you want.. Tumhare dimag ne kuch naa kuch sochke he bola hoga kyunki ek baar ko tum galati kar shaktey ho lekin tumhara dimag nope woh koi galati nahi kar shakta..


Norman - Exactly AP.. Or ab ye toh kehne ki jarurat nahi hai ki ye kitana serious hai.. Jo hua hai tumhaare saamne hua hai and you know kya chal raha hai.. Ye sabkuch bahot jyaada important hai AP bahot jyaada.. Literally sab kuch Emo k bahaar aane par depend karta hai, warna humlog bhi fir Russians k gulaam banke reh jaaenge..issliye do whatever you want to do just make it happen because agar koi ye kar shakta hai toh woh tum ho..


Ab master ne mere uppar or bojjjh daal diya bhenchod i know ye meri life kaa sabse important mission tha important kya bhenchod agar main fail hua toh mera last mission tha ye.. Maa chud gayi thi system ki idhar. Kya he chal raha tha bhenchod..


Main-Ok I'll see what I can do..


Bovice - that's the spirit.. Humlog yahin rukkenge tabtak..


Main-Arrey aaplog kyun yahaan rukkoge, main dekhlunga don't worry aaplog jaao.. Kabtak ye waahiyat khaana khaaoge..


Bovice - We trust you enough AP tum bahot jald he koi naa koi raasta dhund loge..


Boe-Yes....


Main-OK masters as you know aaplog ne bola hai toh I'll do everything I can.. Don't stress it..


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Benjamin ko dhamki or Emo ko aswasn deker bhai sahab dimag ke saath aise uljhe ki khayi m girne wale thai ager saara n awaz na di hoti or Emo ko nikalne ka saara plan yahi khatam ho jata
Baherhal saare masters ko trust h ki AP yeh ker lega tow kerna tow padega ab dekhte h kia plan banata h dono milker Matlab AP or uska dimag 2.0
Zaberdast shaandaar lajawab update bhai

 

[Naik]

Update-506(Plans Failing!! )
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506

Main - Don't worry masters i got this..

Ye bolke main apne room mein aaya jahaan Hank ne mere kehne par prison related books, maps and blooprints laake dediye.. Iss prison ki sabse khaas baat yahi thi ki isase related bahot kam information available thi or jo bhi information thi woh kaafi old he thi..

Ab subah 11 baje main laga study karne.. Prison ki suruwaat se.. Bhenchod kya he waahiyat jagahh thi ye, suruwaat mein prisoners ko bahot jyaada torture kartey they yelog bahot jyaada se mera matlab hai bahot he jyaada.. Ab maine woh books blooprints sab finish kiye.. Ok dekho sewage system jo hai woh ek option tha but usme ek bahot bada issue ye tha ki sewage pipes mein bhaagne waalon ko roukane k liye ab jagah jagah lohe k net laga rakhe they jinko obviously cut kar shaktey they humlog lekin usme bahot jyaada time lag jaata or itane time mein sewage ki gas humein 10-15 baar maar deti.. Like no joke hum kai dafa marrtey iss process mein..So plan 1 fail..

Then Ek maha mast plan bana mera ki main Emo k fake transfer papers banwaaun or fake officers bhejdun usko lene k liye or prison k saare contact devices hack karlun issliye jaise he wohlog confirmation k liye call karein toh mere pass call aaye or main confirm kardun and then nikal jaaein.. Ye plan bahot gajab tha bhenchod 3 ghantey mein sab details banaai thi maine ek ek inch cover karli thi maine. Lekin iss plan ki gand Hank ne maari jab ussne mujhe bataaya ki EMO kaa transfer papers k through nahi hota balki 3 "ELDERS" aaenge woh transfer process dekhenge.. Or Ab mujhe pata chala ki ye ELDERS ek or bahot he jyaada badi film hain..Or aise hua mera second master plan fail.

Ab mere master plan ki gand marrne k baad mujhe bahot gussa aaya then bana mera third plan.. Main wahi sab karun jo maine Chloe ko nikaalne k liye kiya tha bus farak itana tha ki yahaan main andar nahi jaa shakta.. Plan ye tha ki main Emo ko kuch khilaake bimaar kardunga aisa bimar jiska koi ilaaj turant furant ho he nahi or usse hospital transfer karna paddey or wahaan se toh fir main dekh he lunga.. Ab iss plan ki gand 2 tarah se marri first of all toh main andar kuch bhi leke jaa he nahi shakta jisko khaa peeke Emo ko bimaar karun.. Bhenchod andar main ek tablet takk naa le jaa shakta itani jagah toh checking hoti hai.. Or lagaalo main kaise bhi karke andar pills legaya or Emo ko bimaar kar bhi diya toh bhenchod yelog toh khuss honge, yelog kyun bahaar bhejenge Emo ko ilaaj k liye.. Ye toh caahtey hain ki Emo marre or Emo naturally marre usme toh bhenchod inki moujj hai.. Issliye yelog marrne he denge Emo ko.. Fuck..

Maa chod di ek or plan ki.. Ok.. Ok.. Calm down.. Calm down.. Calm down.. Bhenchod gusse k maare meri khopdi firrne lagi thi itana helpless kabhi feel nahi kiya tha maine....Oye dimag maadarchod..

Kya bhosdk?? Kya karun ab?? Bol.. 3 plans bana diye bhai.. 3... Or kya karun?? Ab kuch bhi possible hai he nahi toh kya karun.. Baar baar "Oye Dimaag" "Oye Dimaag" chilaa dene se main orr tejj thodi chalne lag jaaunga.. Or bhosdk isase tejj kya he chalun?? Fatt jaaun?? Firr khuss hojaaega tu..

Abe toh hero bhi toh tu he bana tha lawde... "Almost Impossible".. Almost impossible bhosdk kya sochke bola tha tune?? Cool lagne k liye idhar gand marwa di tune..

Ok Ok bhosdk chal main nahi bolta near impossible. Toh kya Jo sab Emo ne bataaya humein woh sunane k baad tu mana karta??? Abe literally ye "The End" hai like iske baad kuch bhi nahi hai.. Its over, everything will be over.. League, High Command Ya HOD sab khatam hojaaega everything will be over.. Matlab everything we all worked for will be over.. Toh ye sab jaan lene k baad tu mana karta??

Naa bc.. Baat toh sahi hai teri..

Toh bhosdk kabse dimag dimag karke roye jaaraha hai ab kar toh rahe hain try.. Kuch nahi ho raha toh kya karun..

Dekh bhai master ki ye baat se toh main bhi sehmat hun ki mere dimag ne agar kuch bola hai toh woh soch samjh k he bola hoga.. Toh tu bata kya sochke tune "Almost Impossible" bola tha i know kuch toh miss kar rahe hain humlog..

Abe wahi toh yaad nahi aaraha.. Plan tha toh mere pass, mere konse hisse mein tha yaa konse version kaa tha i dont know lekin plan tha jarur boss..

Toh bhai yaad kar yaad kar.. Kuch bhi kar.. Soch be jo bhi hain hum dono he hain.. Literally sabkuch humaare uppar depend karta hai.. Hum fail hue toh sab kuch khatam hai.. This is it. This is the Moment We have been waiting for..

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Tow 3 plan banaye lekin ek bhi kaam k nahi h na sewage se nikala jaa sakta h na hi fake tarasfer se or na hi bimar kerke kyoki bimar karenge tow unko ek asan mauka mil jayega Emo ko marne ka
Baherhal dekhte kia bhool raha h dimag kia miss ker raha jo yaad nahi aa raha dekhte kia hota h
Bahot zaberdast shaandaar lajawab update bhai

 

[Naik]

Update-507(3.0's Plan????)
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507

Ab main mere dimag se he ladta raha kareeb 15 ghantey takk.. In 15 ghantey mein main buss muttane Ya fir dose lene k liye he utha tha.... Subah k 2 baj gaye they mere hath pair Sir and aankh sab dard karne lag gaye they issliye main late gaya.. Mujhe literally sabkuch yaad hogaya tha iss point par sab kuch mere dimag mein tha.. Ki woh prison mein kya hai kaise hai kyun hai kitana hai..Then konsi gun konsi kya hai yahaan par.. Then Oil rig ki details.. Uss submarine ki details.. Uss Ship ki details.. Sabkuch mere dimag mein tha.. Bus plan he nahi tha mere dimag mein..

Haan fir dimag ko taunt maarle bhosdk.. Maarle..

Toh kya karun bhai?? Tu kya gand marwaane lag gaya bhosdk.. Kuch toh soch aise kaise bhull gaya itana important plan..

This Shit is impossible..

Haan lawda impossible, suna tha naa Emo ne Kya kaha tha?? Aaj dad hotey toh woh kabhi bhi wahaan nahi hota.. Matlab dad usko bahaar nikaal he letey.. Matlab ye impossible toh nahi ho shakta.. Dad k pass harr cheej kaa plan tha matlab.. Or ek tu hai bhenchod, dad k naam par kalank hai tu..

What the fuck did you just say?.

Yeah you heard me bitch.. You head me.. You can never be like dad.. Never..

Oh is that it.. Bhosdk.. Is that it.. Ye baat hai ab.. Ok.. Ok..

Mere frustrated dimag ko kosstey hue main firse uth baitha.. Mera gussa filhaal saatvein aashmaan par tha specially ab jo kuch hua uss wajah se.. Main mere dad ki jagah nahi le shakta?? Bhenchod mera literally sapna he ye hai ki main apne dad jaisa ban shakun.. Mera yahaan hone kaa motive he hai "To be like my dad" to achieve what my dad couldn't..

Bhenchod aisa kya tha mere dimag mein jo main bhull gaya.. Mere konse version ka plan tha?? 1.0 kaa?? No way mujhe he koi plan nahi sujha toh usko kahaan se sujhega. Toh 2.0 ka i mean mera?? Ghanta mera plan main khud nahi bhull shakta.. Toh kya?? Noo.. Noo.. Noo.. Noo.. No fucking way.. Ek second.. Main peshab kar raha tha woh bhi maine bichmein roukka or waapis bahaar aaya and waapis apni seat par baitha..

Oye dimag wake up bhosdk wake the fuck up.. Lets go..

Ab mujhe hua ek realisation jo aamtorr par kaafi dangerous hota hai lekin aaj mujhe woh dangerous nahi laga kyunki aaj mujhe uski jarurat thi.. Bhenchod ye kaise dhyaan nahi raha bhalla mujhe.. Sab toh mere saamne tha.. Fuck..

Actually sab mere saamne tha woh plan humara nahi 3.0 kaa plan tha, kyunki or koi reason possible he nahi hai kyunki mere dusare kissi version kaa plan hota toh main abtak dhund chuka hota mere mind k kissi hisse mein lekin 3.0 k plan main nahi dhund shakta he is built different uske plan sick and inhumane hotey hain like actually sick.. Ab mujhe kuch jyaada nahi karna tha mujhe bus khudko drugs k hawale kardena tha and baaki kaa kaam kismat par chhod dena tha.. 3.0 ko bahaar laana mere liye impossible hai lekin yahaan mujhe usko nahi balki uske plan ko bahaar laana tha, mujhe bus thoda saa hint caahiye tha ki aisa kya soch gaya woh and uske base par mujhe plan banana tha, kyunki 3.0 ne keval ek overview banaaya hoga kyunki pura plan woh nahi bana shakta uss overview mein details mujhe bharrni thi, lekin isase mujhe ek general idea mill jaane waala tha plan k liye..Or uss idea k base par banega mera plan..

Khair main pehle toh Sara k room mein gaya kyunki mujhe koi caahiye tha jo mere uppar najar rakh shake kahin bhenchod drugs k nashe mein ludak he naa jaaun.. Ab maine aaram se door knock kiya uska toh kuch seconds mein he ussne apna gate kholdiya..

Sara-AP?? Sab theek hai??

Main-Yeah i need your help..

Sara-Sure...

Main-Come with me..

Main Sara k sath apne room mein aaya..

Main-Pehle toh sorry to disturb you..

Sara - Shut up.. Kya hua bolo jaldi..

Main-Ok. So i think mere pass ek plan hai but mujhe pata nahi hai woh plan kya hai..

Sara-Wait.. What?

Main-Yeah i know thoda confusing part hai. Ab mujhe mere mind k darkest corner mein jaana hai and uske liye i need drugs bahot jyaada drugs so obviously main ye drugs lunga ab and maximum chances hain ki main theek he rahunga but thode chances hain ki thodi dikkat ho shakti hai bus tumhe issiliye yahaan bulaya hai. Agar meri breathing yaa pulses slow hone lagein toh mere uppar thanda paani daalti rehna and mujhe jagaane ki koshish karna..

Sara-What??? Tu pagal hai?? Itani cocaine?? Are you fucking out of your mind?? Itani cocaine will kill you..

Main - Naa i will be fine..

Sara-Toh main yahaan kya kar rahi hun??

Main-Safety measures..

Sara-AP i know agar tumhe safety ki jarurat hai toh iska matlab hai ye serious hai bahot serious..So don't lie to me..

Main-Ok ok.. Ye thoda risky hai but or koi option nahi hai mere pass issliye trust me and everything will be fine..

Sara-AP this is suicide, literally suiii.. WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK... AP.....NOOOO..

Sara ki baatke bichmein he main table par rakhi puri dose legaya jo double nahi thi double se bhi double thi yes bahot jyaada thi.. Jab mujhe drugs lene se darr lage toh samjh jaao ki drugs kaa amount bahot jyaada hai or woh situation bahot dangerous hone waali hai and yahaan wahi sab tha..

Bhosdk dimag jhell jaana, dhoka matt dena warna gand marr jaaegi maadarchod..

Sara-You fucking idiot.. What am I supposed to do now?? Tell me..

Maine Sara kaa hath pakkad liya.

Main-Nothing.. Just stay here..Agar main tumhara hath chhod dun toh mujhe jagaana suru kardena..

And finally drugs ne di mujhe pehli kick, thankfully maine dinner nahi kiya tha warna bhenchod ulti kar kar k gand fatt jaati abhi 20 seconds k andar he sabkuch ghumane laga tha literally bhenchod maano koi mujhe pakkad k jhinjhod raha tha meri khopdi itane chakkar khaa rahi thi ki mera sirr dard karne laga or dard bhi aisa waisa nahi literally bahot jyaada.. Main chair par baitha - 2 kuddne laga or kareeb 2 minute k torture k baad main behosh hogaya.. Sabkuch blank hogaya.. Bhenchod marr warr gaya kya??Helllo.... HeYyyy...

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Dimag ko taana mara jaa raha h sahi h
Emo k hisab Dad ker sakte thai m kyon nahi ker sakta karunga zaroor karuna
Tow yeh sab 3.0 ka plan h itni asani se kaha samajh aa ta
Baherhal bhai sahab n drugs le li or hoso hawas kho chuke ab dekhte 3.0n kia plan banaya tha or kaise apply kerte h 3.0 k plan ko or sabse zaroori baat itni drugs lene k baad kab hosh aata h
Bahot khaternaak shuruwat huwi iss mission ki dekhte kia hota h
Bahot khoob shaandaar
Lajawab update bhai