Veer.. Wo nahi manenge koisa baap apni beti ki shadi ek bekar collage going ladke se karega..
Main..aur agar wohi ladka kapur company ka aur uske doulat ka care taker Love water manager ho to..
Veer.. MATLAB.
Main.. Preet daro nahi sab thik ho jayega.. Aur bhai tu tension na le tu ye bata tu yahi rukna chahta hai dharti pe ya mere sath chalega..
Veer... Bhai main tere sath to kahi bhi chala jayu Lekin main akela Nahi hu mera ek bhara pura pariwar bhi hai mujhe unka sahara bhi banna hai unko chod ke kaise ja sakta hu..
Main.. Sahi kaha lekin mujhe Jana hoga yaha se aur tu yahi rahega tere jimme rahegi hamari puri doulat tu hoga hamare jaidad ka caretaker.. Teri problem solve .. Hame duniya ko dikhana hoga na ke hum yaha se kahi aur us ya UK ja rahe hai hamesha ke liye ..aise hi to gayab nahi ho sakte hai na..
Veer.. Samajh gaya bhai sab samajh gaya..
Main.. Chal ja aur Ghar me apne ma baap se preet ke ghar rista le Jane ke liye bol..
Veer.. Bhai kya keh raha hai main khud kaise kahu..
Main.. Chal main chalta hu tere sath..
Veer.. Ha chalo thodi himmat rahegi..
Main.. Preet tum ghar jao hum sham ki chai pe arahe hai tumhare ghar..
Preet.. Sukriya nik tum na hote to hum kya karte kuch pata nahi..preet sab ke gale mili ..
Main chalo sab kuch kaam ho jaye ...
Hum waha se nikle car me veer driving kar raha tha Maine papa ko call lagayi..
Main.. Papa ek papers banaiye veer ke naam se aaj se veer hamare company jaudad ka care taker hoga ..ha papa issiliye ha Hume Jana hai to ye sab kisi ko shopna hoga na..ha veer hi to hai aur kisi pe biswas nahi kar sakte.. Aur ha papers 2 ghante me ho jayegi to achha rahega jaruri hai..OK papa thank you papa love you..
Veer..bhai tu Kya kya kar raha hai mere liye...
Main.. Bhai Jane se pehle main apne bhai ki shadi dekhna chahta hu kuch yade lekar Jana chahta hu phir pata nahi kab loutunga ya lout bhi payunga ke nahi..
Veer.. Aisa mat bol mere bhai tu jarur loutega aur jald hi hamari dosti yahi nahi tutegi..
Main.. Kabhi nahi tutegi..pehle preet ko utara uske ghar ke pass phir hum veer ke ghar pahuch gaye..
Ghar me veer ke mom dad aur uski bahan thi anjali veer ke Bhai kaam pe gaye huye the..
V mom.. Beta kya baat hai ajkal idhar aate hi nahi..
Main.. Aisi koi baat nahi aunty thoda dusre kamo me busy tha..
Anjali.. Wo to dikh hi raha hai gf ko sath liye phir rahe ho uska ishara lina ki aur tha kiu ke reet aur sneha meri bahan thi sab yahi jante the..
Veer.. Choti jara apna muh band rakh..
Main.. Aunty main ek kaam se aaya hu yaha aur main apki ha sine bina nahi jayunga..
V Mom... Aisi konsi baat hai beta..
Main.. Aunty veer ek ladki se pyar karta hai usse shadi bhi karna chahta hai , aur main kuch dino me ful family ke sath us shift ho raha hu meri ichha hai ki Jane se pehle veer ki shadi dekh kar jayu..
V papa.. Lekin beta ye kaise possible hai ye abhi collage me padhta hai na iske pass koi nokri hai na kuch apni biwi ko khilayega kya..
Main.. Uncle veer aab bekar nahi hai veer ke pass ab ek noukri hai mahine ke 1lakh salari bada Ghar bhi hai rahne ko ..
V mom.. Kya kab noukri Mili kaha mili..
Main.. Hum us shift ho rahe hai to hame ek caretaker to chahiye thi hi na jo hamara yaha ka karobar ghar jaidad sambhale aur veer se achha kon hoga ispe main ankh band karke bhi biswas kar sakta hu maine papers bhi taiyar karne ko keh diya hai..
Anjali.. Nik bhai sach me aap ja rahe hai..
Main.. Ha anu Jana padega ..
V pop.. Aisi baat hai to thik hai beta kon hai wo ladki ..
Veer.. Papa wo apke wo dost hai na wo ..
Anu.. Papa wo preet di hai apke dost ki beti..
V papa.. Are beta wo Nahi manega tujhe pata hai na uski aur hamari aab pehle jaisi dosti nahi rahi..
Main.. Uncle kosis to kare ye dono ek dusre se bahut pyar karte hai bina ek dusre ke mar jayenge ..aur unko bhi kaha aisa danad milega lakh rupaye salari wala..ye lijiye phone no Maine laga diya hai aap baat to kare kahe sham no aap arahe hai chai pe kuch jaruri baat karne..
V mom.. Beta tum bahut se Jada chatur ho sab fix karke aaye ho..
Main.. Kya karu aunty mera bhai ka mamla hai..
Uncle ne preet ke dad se baat kar li chai ki baat fix ho gayi aab sham ka intezar tha..
Anu.. Nik Bhai inko to shadi kar denge aap ka kya hoga aap ke gf ke ghar baar kariye dono ki shadi sath me hi kar dete hai..
Reet.. Chup kar anu Kya ulta pulta bol rahi hai ye nik ki gf nahi hai meri friend hai..
Anu.. Nik bhai great chance miss ho gaya miss world hath se nikal gayi aapke..
Main.. Are anu miss world ko Jane de miss universe and Queen of heat ko main dhund lunga.. Uncle to phir sham ko milte hai abhi aur bhi kaam hai wo karke aate hai..
Hum waha se nikle .... Veer ab kaha chale papers ready hone me abhi 1 ghanta aur lagega office jakar bhi intezar karna hoga..
Veer.. Bhai lunch time hone hi wala hai kahi chalte hai ..
Main.. Kahi kiu best place chalte hai aaj ..
Reet... Nahi nahi hame hotel ka khana sahi nahi lagta fika fikar banate hai..
Veer.. Bhai kahi tumne bhi to gul nahi khila diya na..
Main.. Are nahi yaar Maine kuch nahi kiya..
Sneha.. Kya MATLAB..
Veer.. Preet bhi ajkal kuch Jada bhi chatpata khane lagi hai din me tin baar phone karti hai mujhe ye lakar do wo lakar do..
Sneha.. Shaitan ..hum sabhi has pade lekin lina khoyi hui thi uske dimag me kuch aur hi pak raha tha..
Hum sidhe kake da dhaba agaye isse behtar chatpata khana kaha Milne wala tha..hum dhabe ki aur badh hi rahe the ki tabhi do car bhar ke log waha utre aur hamare taraf badhne lage unmese ek mere kandhe pe hath rakhne hi wala tha ke Maine uska hath pakad utha ke piche se samne dhobi pachad de mara..uski haddio ka kachumbar ban gaya..
Main piche muda to samne ek suit boot me admi khada tha uske dono taraf 5 5 aur suitboot me admi khade the..
Main.. Veer inko lekar ja aur khane ka ordar de main inse nipat ke aata hu..
Veer tino ko lekar dhabe ki aur badh gaya main wohi khada rah gaya..
Main.. Hmm to tum hi ho don jiske bete ko maine sabak dikhaya tha aab lagta hai tumhari baari hai..
Don.. Mujhe pata hai tum bhi koi mamuli ladke nahi ho Delhi ke das sabse amiro mese ek ke bete ho lekin yaha tum ek chinti ho tunmko mar ke main gayab kar main gayab ho jayunga kuch samay ke liye .. Minister bhi hai mere sath hahaha..
Main.. Tumne khud hi sab decide kar liya chalo implement kar ke bhi to dikhao main bhi yahi hu tum bhi yahi ho..
Don.. Pakad lo isko aur le chalo hamare adde pe ..tabhi 4 log aage badhe mujhe pakdne ke kiye Maine samne wale ko ek aisa punch Mara wo baki Charo ko leta hua jameen pe ghasit ta hua don se takraya don ke sath baki log don ko sambhalne ki kosis karne lage tabhi main unke pass agaya aur don ka coller pakad usko utha usi ke car se de Mara uske darse khun ki nadi fut padi..
Maine baki ke admiko ek ek karke uthaya aur kisi ki hath ki haddi tod di kisi ki per ki main kuch Jada hi beraham ho gaya tha..Maine khud ko roka..aur don ko pakad bola..sun dekh liya na kon kiska baap hai tu don hai lekin hai to insan hi na main haiwan hu insan ke bhes me jinda rahna chahta hai to sabhi gunah khud Kabul kar le aur jhel chala ja warna kal ki shubha nahi dekh payega..
Don.. Chod do mujhe main apna gunah Kabul kar lunga chod do mujhe ..
Main.. Ja aur mujhe dhoka dene ki kosis bhi mat Karna warna main mout ka wo nanga nach dikhayunga ke Teri puste bhi kabhi don banne ke bare me nahi sichega..
Don.. Thik hai main ja raha hu police station ..
Main.. Ja aab .... Wo sabhi kisi tarah waha se chala gaya..mujhe don ke andar dar saaf dikhayi diya wo surrender kar dega main sure tha sath me minister ki bhi kursi kha lega ..
Main apne jaan ke pass agaya..