I think 3.0 is going to out of control itna zada blood lust ho gaya hai ki ab kisi ke control me bhi nahi aane wala.Update-456(The Truth) 456
Main still Yuri k saamne baitha tha usase information lene k liye
Main-Sahi suna tune maine banaaya tujhe ,Draco ko bolke lekin tune fir Draco ka sath chhod diya kyunki tujhe koi orr mill gaya tha or woh naam caahiye mujhe...Ab Tu bataaega kon tha woh, Tu kya tera baap bhi bataaega.. Wanna see my superpower??
Ye bolke maine apne dono hathon se uska sir pakkada or uski aankho mein ghurra..
Main-Kon tha tera boss?? Asian underworld se tha?? No?? American underworld se?? No... Russian?? Noo.. What the fuck?? Aisa kon aagaya.. European underworld se?? Ohh.. European underworld se tha. Wahaan itana bada kon hogaya.. Europe mein kahaaan se?? German Underworld?? Nahi.. Ukrainian?? No.. France?? United Kingdom?? Ohh.. UK se tha madarchod.. UK mein kahaan?? London based he hoga koi itana bada.. Yes.. London se...
Yuri chatpataa raha tha mujhse bachne k liye usse lag raha tha maano usne bhoot dekh liya ho usne pura dum laga liya but kuch kar nahi paaya..
Main-Kyun support kar raha tha tujhe woh?? Kya caahiye tha usse ?? Paisa!? No.. Badla lena tha kissi se usko?? Noo.. Toh fir?? Ohh my godd.. Unko Bridge caahiye tha.. You fucking bitch.. Unhe bridge k baare mein kisne bataaya bhenchod... Bhenchod mera bridge caahiye tha unhe.. Hell No.. Ab lelo naa maadarchod..
"nnnnn.. NnnOooooooo"
Yuri chilaaya khudko chhudaane k liye lekin maine chhoda nahi lekin bichmein uske mama ne mujhe dhakka diya toh main side mein girra Or Yuri mujhse durr hua and main khadda hua uss Mama ko ghurrta hua..
Mama-Aise kya dekh raha hai.. Mujhe nahi maar shakta Tu .. You can't kill me.. Asian underworld ka ek bahot important member hun main..ROW ka 8 Rank ka member hun main bina court order tu nahi maar shakta mujhe..i know tu kissi ko bhi maar shakta hai lekin mujh jaise businessman ko maarne se pehle court jaana padega tujhe.... Pichle 45 saal se underworld ki madad kar raha hun main.. Tu nahi maar shakta mujhe.. Underworld ka law tujhe ye karne ki ijaajat nahi dega..
Yuri-.. d. Draco tera aadmi tha... Lekkkinnn Draco.toh.. Entity kaa aadmi tha.. Y. E. E. Yee.. Bridge bhi Entity kaa tha.. T. T. T. tune kahaa tera bridge.. Tt. T. Tut... Tu Entity hai.. Tt.. t. tu.. Hooded Serpent hai... T. T. t. Tu... That's why tune sabko maar diya.. T. T. T. Tu koi normal banda nahi hai ...log sahi kehte hain Hooded Serpent ek shaitaan hai woh logon ki aankhon mein dekh k sab pata kar leta hai tune wahi kiya mere sath..maine kuch bataaya bhi nahi tujhe...tune sabbb pata kar liya ,yaani underworld mein log sach kehte hain.. Tu shaitaan he hai.. Tu insaan nahi ho shakta..You are the Devil...yess..ss.... I'm sorry. I'm.. Sorry.. I fucked up.. Main bus Entity ki najaron mein aana caahta tha.. Main caahta tha Entity apnaae mujhe.. Ma... Maain. Tumhaare khilaaf nahi jaanaa caahta tha.. Main soch bhi nahi shakta tha.. I'm. Sorry.. Ab beshak maar do mujhe ab kam se kam mujhe shaanti toh milegi ki ek bache se nahi Dejavul se marra hun main....
Ye sunte he maine usko galle se pakkadke uthaaya..
Main-Ye naam kisne bataaya tujhe..
Yuri-Mathew. ... .. Ne..
Main-Mathew marr chuka hai...
Yuri-H. H.. Haan.. U....Ukraine mein marra tha woh.. Ma... Mathew.Mera boss hota tha pehle.. Usse doobara help ki jarurat thi usne kahaa kissi bahot bade aadmi ne usse task diya hai or usse woh task karna padega.. Or usse meri help caahiye thi.. Maine uski help ki.. Ukraine K sabse bade Mafia boss ko maarna tha usko. Mamama.. Maine maara usko.. Mathew pakkada gaya tha usse torture kiya gaya behisaab torture ..Maine chipke dekha sab lekin Mathew ne apne boss ka naam nahi liya woh almost marr gaya lekin bola nahi.. Tabtak mera backup aagaya or humne unn sabko maardiya ussi mein Mathew bhi marr gaya lekin marrte marrte usne bataaya mujhe ki woh Dejavul k liye kaam karta hai. Ussi din se maine tumhe dhundana suru kiya ki aisa kya hai jo Mathew uske liye itana loyal hai.. Tab mujhe kuch time pehle pata chala Dejavul kya hai... Tt. tt. U Dejavul hai.. Ohh... Myg. Gggod... How kaise kiya itana sab??
Mama-Holy shit.. Y. Y. Y. E.. Ye tere masters ko pata hai ye baat.. Ki tu Entity ka leader hai.. Isko chhodna padega tujhe warna main Abhi bataa deta hun tere masters ko..
Yuri-Noo. Noo..
Ye bolke woh muda masters ki taraf...
Mama-Sun rahe ho master Moguuu....
Woh aage kuch bol paata usase pehle meri katana chall chuki thi... Or uska galla niche aake girra ye dekh Yuri chilaate hue jhapta mere upppar.. Udhar se masters bhi aane lage meri taraf..
Main-Noo.. Wahin rukkko.. Pass matt aana.. Gaadiyon mein baithh jaao.. Bullet proof waali mein...Lock karlo.. Gaadiyon ko... Jaldi... I can't... I can't control it.. I... Will.. Kill you guys..
Ye sunke woh sab log wahin k wahin waapis mudd gaye or bina ek second waste kiye wohlog gaadiyon mein baith gaye.... Ye tha mera khoufff...
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ZabardastUpdate-470(Fucked) 470
Mujhe headquarters k hospital mein almost 2 din baad honsh aaya tha or masters and baaki milne aaye they mujhse..
Main-So kitani casualties?? Kitane logon ko maara 3.0 ne?
Norman-Bahot jyaada, bahot jyaada.. Iss baar kuch alag he tha woh.. But thankfully wahi caahiye tha so bura matt feel karna.. Bahot logon ki jaan bach gayi uski wajah se..
Main-Im glad.. So guys.. I know main abhi aaya hun yahaan technically but jaana padega mujhe bahot din hogaye yahaan . . 10 din hogaye i think total and i gotta go..
Norman-Yeah.. Jab bhi tu acha feel kare plane wait kar raha hai tera..
Main-Im feeling good right now..
Norman-You can go now then..
Main-Niharika di meds pack kardo meri..
Niharika-On it..
Main-So guys kuch bura hua toh sorry mera 1% part bhi nahi tha jo kuch bhi hua usme so please dont hate me..
Chloe-Nobody can hate you.. Samjha.. You are the best..
Main-Thankyou.. But still.. I love you guys or kabhi bhi kuch bhi caahiye ho toh I'll be here...
Bovice-We know..
Niharika-Remember AP.. BE NORMAL... Kuch bhi ho jaaye be normal. 3.0 k tips hain ye toh tujhe seriously maanleni caahiye uski baat..
Main-I will..100%...
Uske baad main bed se utha or sabse galle mila and apni meds leke bahaar aaya kaafi weakness thi pain tha fever tha but ye kuch din aise he rahega or itane din or yahaan nahi rehne waala tha main.So Main Chang Ami or Claire jaa rahe they Sara or Randy humein airport drop karne aaye..
Randy-It was nice meeting you AP.. Tujhe pata hai kabhi bhi koi bhi help caahiye mujhe bataana..
Main-Sure bro..
Sara-Take care AP..
Main-You too Sara..
Andar Chang ne sahaara diya mujhe or humlog plane takk Pohanchey and finally andar baitha main tab chain aaya mujhe..
Main-Buri gand marri hai bhenchod.. Fucking hell..
Chang- You'll be fine boss don't worry. .
Main-Yep.. Gharpe kya scene hai??
Ami-Sab theek hai all good.. Time to time main babhi or Abeer ko bataati rehti thi ki aap theek ho etc etc.. Also Riya ko bhi..
Main-Great..
Ami- Divyang haryana aachuka hai boss or Indian Politics mein bhi kaafi uthal puthal chal rahi hai.. Aag lagi hai Indian Politics mein.. Centre girr rahi hai ekdum se, kaise i dont know itane strong they wohlog or ab girrne k chances hain ekdum se ye sab kaise possible hai wahi samjh nahi aaraha boss..
Main-Ok.. Divyang kon??
Chang-Divyang Matlab Bhusan ka beta boss..
Main-Kon bhusan..
Chang-Bhusan.. Boss.. Sanjay kaa 4th piller..
Main-Oh..
Chang-Boss woh banda dangerous hai..
Main-Aisa kaise??
Chang-Underworld k level ka banda hai woh bhayanak.. Sanjay ka left hand hai ye, uska Senpati hai woh, Sanjay k mostly log uske through he aate hain uske alawa Contract killing . Iska main kaam hai weapons selling ka Internationally karta hai ye kaam boss woh... Orr..
"Be Normal"
Mere andar se awaaj aai.
Main-Chup chup... Mujhe nahi jaanana abhi toh nahi atleast.. Bhenchod sans toh lene dey.. Kuch din k liye main kuch bhi nahi karne waala. Niharika di ne bola hai BE NORMAL.. normal rehne dey mujhe.. Fuck Bhushan fuck Sanjay maa chudaae apni..
Chang-Ok.. Boss jo aap kaho..
Ami-Yeah.. Badhiya hai Normal he raho..
Ab main akela aake baitha or baithate he nind aa gayi mujhe , itana thaka hua tha ki 48 ghante so ke bhi mann nahi bhara mera.. Ab so raha tha main ki bhenchod humaare plane ne bahot jorr se jhatka khaaya jisase meri nind khull gayi..
Main-Kya hua bhenchod??
Chang-Bosss.. Seat belt baandh lo we are crashing..
Hell no bhenchod... Aise nahi marrna hai bc mujhe... No fucking way.
"MAYDAY-MAYDAY-MAYDAY"
Captain chilaaya or main seat belt laga shakta usase pehle plane crash hua ..
"Nooooooooooo"
Main chilaaya Or idhar bhenchod jump maarke apni seat se utha main..
Chang-Boss?? Kya hua??
Main-Bhencod.. Sapna.. Madarchod.. Ab kai din ye maa chudwaaenge apni.. Fucking hell bhenchod mere toh sapne bhi Full HD mein hote hain farak death k baad he pata chalta hai..
Chang-Its ok boss.. Land hone waale hain humlog..
Ab humlog Delhi Land Hue subah 11 baje..Wahaan se dusara ek plane mujhe or Ami ko meri city drop karne waala tha, yahaan se gaadi mein jaane kaa mood nahi tha mera..Mood kya bhenchod himmat naa thi itani derr baithe rehne ki..Subah 12:30 baje humlog meri city mein land hue and gand faad dum lagaake airport se bahaar aaya main or wahaan bahaar aake humne Taxi he lelee gharpe he jaake bataaenge sabko..
Main Taxi mein bhi so gaya bc jabki raasta pura 20 minutes kaa tha and finally mujhe Ami ne jagaaya..
Ami-Boss.. Wake up.. Gaon aagaya..
Main-Aage chal naa..
Ami-Gaadiyaan lagi hain aage ...
Maine saamne dekha toh haweli k gate se 150-200 meter durr they humlog or yahaan se aage takk bhenchod gaadiyaan he gaadiyaan khaddi thi uske alawa behisaab police force bhi mojjud thi wahaan.. Uske alawa media vans bhi thi bahot saari.. Gaadiyaan VIP thi or unke uppar lage tags se saaf tha ki ye humaare party k netaon ki he gaadiyaan thi..
Main-What the fuck??
Ami-Yeah Deva bhaiya koi press conference karne waale they tumhari party k sab MP Mla"s k sath... Kyunki Center government mein uthal puthal chal rahi hai or news thi ki woh MP's ko khareed rahe hain sarkaar chalti rakhne k liye or tumhari party k MP's kaa naam bhi tha..
Main-Humaari party k 99% netaon ko paison se nahi khareeda jaa shakta haan agar Ruling party dark games khel rahi hai toh alag baat hai otherwise humari party waalon ko koi nahi khareed shakta..
Ami-Yahi prove karne k liye Deva bhaiya ne sabko bulaaya hai press k saamne..
Main-Interesting..
Ami-Center mein kya hua pata hai??
Main-Fuck center. Gand marrae. Chal chalte hain.. Iske paise dey..
Ami-Mere pass konsa paisa hai..
Main-Mera phone bhi off hai.. Rukk bhai andar se bhjiwata hun..
Driver-Koi baat nahi maai baap aapse paise leke kya karunga..
Main-Bhakk bc.. Paise liye bina nahi jaana main bhejta hun kissi ko..
Ye bolke humlog gaadi se uttare or aage aaye..
Main-Bhencod.. Itani durr kon paidal jaaye ab.. Bc..
Mera bag bhi Ami ne uthaaya or Main aaram aaram se finally aage takk aaya or aage police waalon ne barricades laga rakhe they..
Main-Haan bhai.. Naa rukkne kaa time or na himmat hai..
Inspector-Aapko rouk k kahaan jaaenge maai baap..
Main-Thankyou sun woh Taxi waale ko paise deke aa toh jarra..
Inspector-Ji Bhai..
Main-Pranaam shyaam kaka..
Shyaam-Aagyaa beta..
Main-Yep ..
Shyaam-Yun achanak gayab naa hoya karr Tu ...
Main-Kya karun Kaka majboori hai.. Mere jaane k baad tumlog kaam nahi karte lagta hai ye gaadi waadi theek se lagwaaya karo 5 kilometre durr se paidal aaya hun..
Shyaam-Chal jutha.. Woh toh sab jaldbaaji mein hua issliye..
Main-Good..
Main finally andar aaya toh bhenchod andar literally pura lawn full bharra tha logon se or humaara lawn bhenchod football ground se bhi bada hai.. Almost 500-600 log they wahaan par.. Ek hisaab se party he thi woh kyunki khaane peene etc sabka intejaam tha wahaan.. Humaari party k sab elected neta uske alawa orr bade bade leaders, humse connected businessmen, other vips sablog they uske alawa press waale bhi they behisaab.. Actually mujhe reason pata nahi tha but ye bhai ka tareeka tha apni power show karne ka obviously kuch toh chal raha hai Central government mein or yahaan sabko bulaake bhai apni power dikha rahe they pure india ko, ki unke logon ko koi nahi khareed shakta.. Interesting..
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Poora Ghar netao or party ke bando se bhara huwa h sahi hUpdate-471(Hallucinations) 471
Ab main aage aaya toh samjh mein aaya ki press conference ho chuki thi or ab khaana peena etc chal raha tha sabka.. Bhai or Babhi ko , bade bade kuch selected journalists ne gherr rakha tha inko baaki reporter se alag khabar caahiye hongi or baakiyon se popular journalists they toh samjh mein aata hai ab main wahin chair par baithke unke free hone ka wait karne laga..
Sam-Bhenchod.. Tu kab aaya..
Main-Just..
Ravi-Bhosdk. Bataake toh aaya jaaya kar bhai..
Rohit-Haan bc.
Woh teeno mere galle mille..
Ravi-Bc bukhaar hai tujhe toh..
Main-Yeah.. Got sick.. Baaki log kidhar hain??
Ravi-Bhai babhi toh saamne hain.. Baakilog ko alag alag journalists ne pakkad rakha hoga.BC teri bahot demand hai aaj yahaan majaak nahi 200 baar pucha jaa chuka hoga ki AP kahaan hai woh kya kehna caahega etc etc.. Bhai ne bola jo main kehraha hun wahi woh kehna caahega.
Main-True..
Rohit-Bc bawaal horaha hai right.
Main-Yeah i guess..
Ab bhai babhi ne unn Journalists se ijaajat lee or jaise he wohlog unke saamne se hatte unko saamne main dikha..
Deva-AP...
Bhai aae mere pass or main unse galle milla.. Uske baad babhi se galle milla..
Babhi-Bukhaar hai betu??
Main-Yeah.. Thode din rahega.
Babhi-How are you feeling??
Main-Great bhabhi.. Free finally..
Ab bc sab journalists ka dhyaan gaya meri taraf Or seconda mein mujhe gherr liya unhone unki awaaj sunke baaki journalists, reporters or puri bheed me seconds mein mujhe ghere liya..
"AP sir AP sir aapke kya views hain.. "
Main-Bhai.. Bhai.. Bhai.. Suno... Suno.. Tumhari kasam.. Meri babhi ki kasam.. Australia se aaya hun just stress relive karne spiritual trip par gaya tha mujhe naa toh koi idea hai ki kya horaha hai or naa main pata karna caahta mujhe pata hai political hai jo kuch bhi hai and honestly i dont care kyunki main politics se durr he hun filhaal k liye toh atleast
Ye hain mere bhaiya inhone jo bhi jaise bhi jissliye bhi kahaa haina usko main suru se aakhir takk follow karta hun or inse 1000% agree karta hun. That's it..
"But sir aapko toh pata bhi nahi Deva Ji ne kya kaha?? ""
Main- Mujhe itana pata hai ki jo bhi bhai ne kaha hai woh sach he hoga.. Ab bhai please yaar jaao khaana waana khaa lo.. Ye dekho idhar aa.. Bhaari bukhaar hai himmat naa hai meri sawaal jawaab ki..idhar aao..
Maine usko apna hath diya..
Main-Haina bukhaar??
"Bahot tagda sir , sorry bus aapke views jaananey they jo jaan liye.. Thanks for inviting us.. "
Main-Welcome..
Ye bolke finally wohlog gaye wahaan se or main waapis baitha.. Uske baad Anjali and team aaye unse milla main..
Babhi-Kaisa raha sab??
Main-Great..
Babhi-Nice..
Main-Bus thode din bimaar rahunga..
Babhi-Koi naa ho jaaega theek.. Khaana??
Main-Bhayanak bhook lagi hai.. Bhayanak..
Babhi-Andar chal banaa deti hun kuch..
Main-Naa.. Yahin khaa lunga kuch..
Babhi-Yahaan kaa khaake or bimaar ho jaaega..
Main-Naa.. Halka fulka.. Oye.. Sam.. Salad.. Rohit Raayta or Chawal le aa Raajma k sath... Jaldi se.. Bhagke jaao..
Rohit-Copy..
Deva-Pata hai kya chal raha hai??
Main-Na bhai.. Or to be honest naa he pata karna mujhe.. Kuch din toh nahi atleast.. Bahot kuch hogaya already abhi rest nahi liya toh dikkat ho jaaegi. Jo bhi chal raha hai i know aap sab easily handle karloge..
Deva-Yep.. Chinta matt kar tu rest le bus..
Babhi-Haan.. Bukhaar ki meds??
Main-Hain mere pass..
Ab main khaana khaane laga Jaanwar aaya Mangal Meenu Or Rishi sabse milla main.. Ab mera plan tha thoda bahot khaane kaa kyunki bahaar kaa khaana jamta nahi mujhe lekin bhook bhenchod itani thi ki maine pav bhaaji Or mangwaali Or thuss thuss k khaaya.. Iss bich party k neta etc aatey gaye photo khinchwaane mere sath main khaatey-2 photo khinchawaata raha jisme mujhe koi issue nahi tha.. Yelog backbone they humaari toh inke liye kuch bhi..
Ab party chalti rahi lekin main khaana khaatey he seedha andar aagaya or andar aake maine dawaai lee Or hall mein sofa par he sogaya main or nind toh itani ikatha ho rakhi thi ki main dopehar 2 baje soya or shyaam 7:30 baje meri nind khulli, bahot saari awaajein sunke.. Meri aankh khulli toh wahaan meeting chal rahi thi bc, Bhai Abeer Mangal uske alawa kuch important important leaders they jaise Rohit k dad, Haryana ,Rajasthan ,Punjab ,Delhi, UP, Gujarat, Himachal Pardesh k Chief Ministers or other high ranking leaders.. Main uthke baith gaya..
Deva-Sorry Sir..
Main-No worries.. My bad yahin so gaya tha .. You guys continue..
Sabne hii hello kiya or main uthke jaane laga..
UP Cm- AP sahaab kahaan jaa rahe ho bilkul aapke level ki situation hai..
Main-Naa naa.. Abhi toh aaplog ho he.. Aaplogon par pura bharosa hai mujhe.. Haan aap sabse naa sambhale tab bata dena.. Fir main sambhaal lunga..
Maine hanste hue kaha.. Or unse vida leke main washroom side aaya ab itana junk khaaya tha toh vomiting honi he thi or wahi hua hath munh dhoke main kitchen mein aaya wahaan babhi or Meenu they..
Main-Mujhe khaane ka do babhi kuch bhi jaldi se..
Babhi-Dinner mein time hai betu..
Main-Naa bhayanak bhook lagi hai kuch bhi leke aao lekin leke aao.. Roti chatni or dudh le aao caahe.. Mere room mein.. Please.. Jaldi 15 minutes baad waapis so jaaunga main..
Babhi-Sona matt abhi aati hun..
Main-Ab kuch din jaanwaron jaisi bhook lagegegi mujhe..
Babhi-Koi naa acha hai itane din se gayab tha theek se khaaya hoga nahi kuch..
Main apne room mein aaya toh mere phone par Riya k kai missed calls they obviously tv par dekh liya hoga usne mujhe saikdon channels waale they kissi ne toh dikhaaya he hoga. Isase kal baat karte hain, college jaake abhi bc mood naa hai or uppar se mere phone ki screen cracked thi bus thoda saa hissa show horaha tha screen ka jisme kiska call yaa message aaya woh show horaha tha bhenchod Rishi ko bolke naya mangwaana padega..
Ab pehle toh main nahaaya garma garam paani se bc tab jaake sans aaya haash.. Saara badan he tutt raha tha bc.. Maine kapde pehne he they ki gate knock hua..
Main-Khulla hai..
Toh Meenu aai mera khaana leke..
Meenu-Roti Chatni Achaar or dudh hai..
Main-Gajab.. Aa baith.. Suna kaisi chal rahi hai teri married life..
Meenu-Awesome.. Ye bhi koi puchne ki baat hai..
Main-Mangalwa awesome aadmi he hai.. I know..
Meenu-Yahaan sablog he awesome hai ghar ki yaad nahi aati mujhe, meri mummy kehti hain Tu bhool he gayi humein..
Main-Lol.. Humlog hain he aise..
Meenu-Agreed.. Tu bata i know koi secret kaam se gaya tha hua sab??
Main-Yeah.. All good..
Meenu-Ab bol bol raha hai harr baar ki tarah yaa ab rest lega..
Main-1000% lunga sachi mein aisi taisi hui paddi hai yaar system ki..
Meenu-Badhiya.. You deserve this rest..
Mujhe bhyanak he bhook lagi thi bc rukhi sukhi roti he khaa gaya main Meenu mere bartan leke gayi or main dawaai leke firse so gaya bhenchod..
Ab next meri aankh khulli mere gate k knock se.. Main utha or gate khola toh bhenchod gate kholte he saamne ek banda pistol liye khadda tha..
Main-Bhenchod.. Surrendera?? Abe tujhe toh maar diya tha naa..
Surendra-Marrega toh tu..
Ye bolke usne goli chalaadi or idhar main ek side kudda bachne k liye or kudte he mera ghutna laga niche, jisase meri aankh khulli Maine khudko bed se niche paaya..
Bhenchod.. Sapna.. Teri maa ki chut.. Dalle.. Tutt gaya ghutna madarchod.. Bhen k lawde sapne bhi madarchod aatey hain mujhe toh.. Bhen ki chut inki.. Fuckkk..
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Bohat lambi tikdam lagayi hai yuri ko aave karne ki aur har ek patta apne steak nishane pe betha hai aur ab lagta hain ki sari bisat 3.0 ke hato me aa gayi hai.Update-459(My Power) 459
Ab main Jessica or Flippy se baat karke mudda toh Milly lawde jaisa munh banaaye khaddi thi hathmein phone liye..
Emo-Kya hua?? 8 saal se jaanti ho?? Bataaya toh tha, jab log sabse bure fanse hote haina toh sabko yahi banda caahiye hota hai..
Milly-Leader Jacob hain..
Main-Ji Master..
Udhar se jacob chilaaya..
Jacob-Shut the fuck up AP... Kya bakwass hai ye.. Tell me.. Kya bakk raha hai ye.. Tell me right now..
Main-Kya bataaun Master ab..
Jacob-(Chilaake)Tell me something.. Kuch toh bataao.. Tumhe toh sab pata hota hai... You know everything... Batao mujhe kya ye sach bhonk raha hai..
Main-Well.. Itana bada issue hai.. Official inquiry karwate toh better hai main galat bhi ho shakta hun read karne mein..
Jacob-(Chilaake) I don't give a fuck AP... Tum batao mujhe, bhaad mein gayi official inquiry, 3.0 ki inquiry kya kehti hai.. Fuck the official inquiry..
Main-I think he is telling the truth..
Jacob-Fuckkkk.. Matlab woh accident nahi tha.. Fuckkk... Names caahiye mujhe AP... Naam... Give me the Fucking name.. Or uss name kaa wajood khatam karna hai tumhe samjh rahe ho.. Sun rahe ho AP... Are you fucking listening..
Main-Yes boss.. But naam nikaalun kaise Torture ye marrne takk seh shakta hai.. Toh...
Jacob-Toh kuch bhi karo.. I give you full authority..
Main-Court mein leke aana padega isko official maafi caahiye usko...
Jacob-Fuck no.. Isko maaf kardiya toh baaki syndicates ko kya jawaab dunga main..
Main-Well.. Easy hoga kyunki iske pass Flippy ki family k killer k naam bhi hain or Beijing mein league k culprits k names bhi hain..
Jacob-Fucking hell..
Main-Yeah so..Bacha ROW or chote bade clans and un sab clan kaa joint leader .. Ab Clans ko aap sambhaal loge aapki sunte hain woh log.... Bacha ROW unse farak nahi padega majority already mill jaaegi isko..
Jacob-Toh isko uthaao or Jaldi se Moscow headquarters aajaao..Dopehar takk.. Main court ready karta hun..
Main-Master.. Turkey jall raha hai.. Flight kahaan se leke aaunga.
Jacob-Well jalaaya bhi toh tumne hai.. Kya jarurat thi President ko maarne ki.. Ye baat leak hui naa AP.. Toh fir dekh lena mujhe Saja sunaani padegi..
Main-Ek kaam karo Master ,Yuri gaya bhaad mein.. Mujhe he saja sunaa lo pehle..
Jacob-Toh main kya kar shakta hun ab?? Law sabke liye same hai AP.. Or tumhe pata hai Jacob apna sir katwa shakta hai lekin kanoon ko nahi tod shakta.. Kissi k liye bhi nahi.
Main-Maine 1000 baar bola hai aapko mere baaki versions se kiya karo law ki baat ,agar mujhse kaam karwaaoge toh law wagairaah bhull jaao.. Or full chutt di thi aapne ,iss President ne meri agent ko maara kaise marrne deta bhalla.. Aapka naam le dunga main.. Fir kon dega saja.
Jacob-Majaak matt karo AP.. Bahot badi baat hai ye bahot bahot bahot badi,kuch toh karna padega.. Jaldi leke aao iss kide ko.. Dopehar takk ok??
Main-Arrey yaar kahaan se laaun flight aap bhejdo aisa he hai toh.
Jacob-Baaki hum sab k kiye impossible hai jaana wahaan but Tu kar lega. Tere liye kuch impossible nahi hai..
Main-Ok.. Ok.. Karta hun.. Itane favours leliye hain aapne.. Waapis bhi karne padenge.. Bhejta hun inko..
Jacob-Inko!? Tum??
Main-Mujhe kuch kaam hai turkey mein still..
Jacob-No.. No... No.. Tum inke sath aaoge mujhe tu caahiye yahaan court mein..
Main-Arrey mera kya kaam master wahaan.. Bade logon ki jagah hai woh..
Jacob-Tujhse bada pure underworld mein koi ek aadh hoga.. Mujhe tu caahiye yahaan.. I know meri help tu he karega.. Logon ko jaise tu padhta hai waise koi nahi padh shakta..
Main-Ok ok aata hun..
Jacob-Jaldi aao..
Main-Ye baat bataana matt kissi ko..
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Bhenchod ye galat hogaya yaar thoda.. Hmm.. Ok chale jaate hain.. Thodi jaldbaaji karni padegi..
Main-Ok.. So guyss.. Humein 5 ghante mein Moscow Pohanchana hai..
Mogui-Kaise ?? How?? Flight nahi jaaegi..
Main-Woh main karta hun.. Tumlog isko hospital leke jaao and ready rehna nikalne k liye..
Mogui-Tu kahaan jaa raha hai??
Main-Flight laane.. Fuckk.. Yuri tujhe nahi pata tu kitana lucky hai.. Bitch ass mothefucker..
Ye bolke main apni gaadi mein aaya and nikala wahaan se. Maine ek message kiya or aage badha. Mere cehre par ek muskan thi.. Ohh hell yeah.. Things just got a whole lot interesting.. Ab maja aaega. Beshak maine meri 2 lifelines use kar lee lekin koi naa.. Lifeline or aajaaengi.. Yuri mil gaya mujhe.. Yuri mera paltu kutta hai... This is insane.. Yuri meri team ka best asset hoga ab.. Abtak Daemon tha or Ye Daemon se uppar hai issliye nahi ki ye better fighter hai naa, Daemon isko harra shakta hai kind of, or ye bhi daemon ko harra shakta hai but ye issliye better hai kyunki isko business ka bhi idea hai or leadership ka bhi jo caahiye mujhe..
Tabtak mera stop aagaya tha or Maine mere co- passengers ko baithaaya sath mein.. Jo they J or kivy.. Ye dono sab kuch dekh rahe they bahaar se.. But suna kuch nahi hoga obviously bahot durr they.. Mujhe wet tissue diye unhone jisase maine mere sareer par laga khoon saaf kiya ..
J-Fucking Hell boss.. Fucking hell.. Ye aajtak ka aapka sabse khatarnaak sabse brutal sabse harsh scenario tha.. Fucking hell jahaan katana lagi woh hissa toh alag he horaha tha sareer se.
Kivy-Or jo gardan katke niche girri haina.. Fucking hell main bhi darr gayi ek baar ko toh..
J-That was barbaric boss. That was insane.. But.. But.. Yuri jinda kaise reh gaya ?? Kya game khel diya??
Kivy-yeah..
Maine bataaya sab unko..
Kivy-Ohh Hell yeah.. Fucking yeah.. Gajab boss..
J-Fuck yeah... Fuck yeah .. Isko Turkey or Bridge sonp do boss..
Main-Exactly. yahi plan tha mera. You know J Tu or main same sochte hain.. Smart dangerous or brutal yahi caahiye humein yahaan bridge par. Koi sympathy nahi koi emotions nahi. Paisa yaa Moutt... Bus...
J-Exactly... Obviously ab aapne select kiya hai toh Trustable hoga??
Main-Yep... Tu woh president se baat kar milega yaa nahi ghar..
J-Hogayi baat boss Wahin hai.. Bol raha tha can't wait to meet the boss..
Maine apna mask lagaaya..
Main-Mil letey hain.. Mask lagaane dey bc..
Humlog ek bahot bade mansion k pass pohanchey jiske bahaar almost 2000 armed soldiers honge or 100 tarah k alag alag check posts lage they.. Humein recive karne already ek gaadi aagayi thi or humlog uske piche piche mansion k saamne pohanchey or gaadi bahaar he rouk k humlog andar aaye soldiers ne checking karni caahi lekin jo humein lene aaya tha usne gaali deni suru ki soldier ko ki president k guests hain ye log etc etc.. Or hum bc hawa banaate hue andar aaye.. Andar bade bade leaders etc they sabne sir jukhaake humara welcome kiya and finally humaare saamne ek 50-52 saal kaa aadmi khadda tha ..
J-Boss meet The New President of Turkey Binali Oktay and Mr President Meet The Boss..
Ye sunke usne mera hath milaaya or galle se milla mujhse. Ye tha Turkey ka naya president.. Ab President humein leke uppar ek room mein aaya jahaan bus hum 3 or President tha or wahaan aatey he woh mere saamne niche jukh k baith gaya..
Binali-I'm sorry boss I couldn't do that outside in front of all the people..
Main-No worries..
Ye thi Meri Power ye tha mera Aura ye ek Modern World ki developed country ka President tha jo mere saamne jhukh raha tha....
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