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[Mucchad]

Shandar update bro

 

[Ahsan Ali]

Good update

 

[THE ACRONYM]

Update-475(Riya-3) ​

475


Riya- People respect you a lot..


Main-Yeah family ne kamaai hai humaare kaam aa rahi hai. M


Riya-Aise matt bolo tumhari khudki kitani respect hai..


Main-Gharwalon jitani nahi lekin aao kya khaaogi??Mujhe bhook lagi hai..


Riya-Coffee only maine breakfast kar liya tha..


Main-Well uss hisaab se toh main 2 baar breakfast kar chuka hun subah se..


Riya-Damn..


Main-Yeah.. Kai din se theek se khaana nahi khaaya ab bahot jyaada bhook lagegi ..


Riya-Good let's go..


Ye bolke humne Rajiv k restaurant mein entry lee.


Rajiv-Oho aaj suraj kiss disha se nikala hai .. Bade sahaab khud chalke aae hain..


Main-Bc mask mein se kaise pehchan liya be?..


Rajiv- 24 saal se jaanta hun bhai ye mask kya cheej hai.. Hii Babhi ji..


Riya-Hello Bhaiya..


Rajiv-Aao aao please sit.


Main- Bhook lagi hai 2 coffee or mere liye french toast type kuch mangwaadey ..


Rajiv-Jo hukkum sir..


Main-Aa baith naa teri coffee bhi magwaale..


Rajiv-Areyy naa aaplog karo baat.. Muskil se babhi ko fansa hoga tu..


Riya-True.. Bahot muskill se..


Rajiv-Arrey mujhe pata hai Babhiji.. Lo class lo aap..


Riya-Bilkul..


Ye sunke Rajiv chala gaya..


Riya-Childhood friend??


Main-Mangal ka friend hai.. Mere khudke friends limited hain but mere ghar mein 4 bade bhai they toh unke friends bachpan se he jaante hain mujhe..


Riya-I see.. Chota hone ka yahi faayda hai..


Main-Exactly...


Ab maine khaana suru kiya iss bich Or baatein hui humaare bich , kuch khaas nahi hua bus normal baatein thi sab but i loved every bit of it bilkul bore nahi hua main.. Tabtak mera phone bhi aagaya niche se..


Riya-Hindi movie lagi hai dekhoge??


Main-Dekhta toh nahi hun main but tumhari choice hai toh dekhenge..


Riya-Yahi dhang ki hai ek..


Main-Chalte hain fir.. Oye Rajiv.. Main nikalta hun..


Rajiv-OK Bro take care. Bye Babhi..


Riya-Bye bhaiya..


Ab obviously main chuttad bollywood romantic movies nahi dekhta but Riya ka din tha aaj or usne he select ki thi movie toh mujhe koi problem nahi thi.. Khair humlog ne kuch derr wait kiya or fir movie suru hone k time humlog gaye andar..


Main-Yaad bhi nahi last time kab movie dekhne aaya tha main..


Riya-Mere sath rahoge toh aise he moujj loge..


Main-Thankyou ji..


Ab Movie Suru hui as I said romantic waahiyaat movie thi but Riya interested thi usme usne mera hath apne dono hathon se dabocha tha or mujhe bich bich mein bata rahi thi movie ki details. Halka halka bukhaar bhi aane laga tha mujhe but abhi manageable tha..


Ab interval hua or humlog finally bahaar aaye..


Main-Juth nahi bolunga agar koi mujhe 1 crore rupaye deta toh bhi naa dekhun ye movie main.


Riya-Awww! Mere liye free dekh rahe ho matlab..


Main-100%.. Kuch khaana hai??


Riya-Not really..


Main-Mujhe khaana hai..


Riya-Cool..


Main-Kitane percent GST waale popcorn lun..


Riya-Matlab??


Main-Kuch ni samjhne waale samjh gaye honge.. Main leke aata hun..


Main popcorn leke waapis andar aaya and again woh beshuri movie chaalu hui.. And finally bhenchod 3.5 ghanto k baad hall se bahaar aaye humlog..


Riya-Ending achi thi naa??


Main-No idea..


Riya-Movie nahi dekhi tumne??


Main-Naa.. Tumhe dekhne mein busy tha main.. Movie kahaan se dekhta..


Riya-Awww... So sweet..


Main-Ab bataaiye madam??


Riya-Hmmm.. Shopping karni hai??


Main-Puch rahi ho yaa bata rahi ho..


Riya-Puch rahi hu baba..


Main-Naa.. Mujhe koi shopping nahi karni.. Tumhe karni hai toh batao..


Riya-Not really..


Main-Lunch??


Riya-Bhook nahi hai utani..


Main-Toh kya karein??


Riya-Abhi time bacha haina mera??


Main-Ofcourse time he time hai orr saara tumhara hai.. Mann karta hai toh ghar chalo sath..


Riya-Ohh.. Yeah.. Nice chalo ghar chalti hun...


Main-Seriously??


Riya-Kyun? Nahi leke jaana??


Main-Arrey kyun nahi, chalo abhi chalo.. Permanent le chalun tum kaho toh..


Ye sunke Riya sharma gayi..


Riya-Chalo.. Babhi Or Meenu se bhi mill lungi.. Bahot din hue.. Bula rahi thi woh mujhe.. Akele jaane mein sharam aati hai..


Main-Sharam kaisi tumhara he ghar hai aaj nahi toh kal ho he jaaega..


Riya-Stop it AP.. You're making me blush..


Main-Chalo chalte hain..


Humlog. Parking mein aaye and wahaan se gaadi mein baithke nikale Haweli k liye..Ab raaste mein baja mera phone jo Sam ka tha..


Sam-Haan be?? Kahaan bc ghar chala gaya tha kya??


Main-Naa phone lene.. Fir movie dekhlee..


Sam-Bhencho akele akele..


Main-Naa.. Riya thi..


Sam-Ohh bc.. Date par chale gaye tumlog toh .. Ab aaja pick karle bc humein gaadi na hai..


Main-Abe Vinny wagairaah ko karle naa call.. Main abhi nikal chuka..


Sam-Toh bhosdk aa bhi jaa.. Vinny Jack dono bahaar hain..


Main-Abe Riya ko babhi se milna hai toh leke ja raha hun..


Sam-Ohhh.. Bc.. Ohhh i see... Theek bulaate kissi guard ko..


Main-Love you bro NoHomo..


Call disconnected..


Humlog Haweli Pohanchey maine gaadi park ki or Riya ko leke andar aaya toh Andar koi nahi tha..


Main-Babhi.. Meenu.. Kahaan gayab hogaye guys..


Meri awaaj sunke Babhi or Meenu bahaar aaye..


Babhi-Kyun chilla rahaaa... Oh my god.. Riya..


Riya-Parnaam Babhi.. Parnaam Choti Babhi..


Riya ne dono k pair chuwe fir galle milli unse..


Riya-Aap bula rahe they naa parson.. Yelo..


Babhi-Well main toh permanently bula rahi thi but ye bhi acha hai..


Main-Main aata hun dawaai leke..


Meenu-Oho.. Dekho toh dono kya sharma rahe hain..


Main-Ahem ahem.. Bhook lagi hai bro.. Khilaado..


Meenu-Abhi lunch kiya humne.. Sabji bachi hai aaja Roti bana deti hun..


Main-Good ,aaya..


Ye sunke main seedha apne room mein aaya bukhaar suru hogaya tha toh maine apni dawaai lee.. Waise ek second.. Ek second bhenchod subah se abtak ek baar bhi hallucination nahi hue... Ye toh bc kai ghante nikal gaye re.. Ye kaise possible hai.. Bhenchod yahi toh hallucination nahi hai?? Riya k sath sapne mein he toh date par naa jaa aaya?? Haan bhenchod.. Yahi hai.. Arrey madarchod...


Naa be itana lamba thodi hota hai .Tarak Mehta mein hote hain itane bade sapne..


Check karun??


Yeah check karle..


Ye bolke maine diwar par punch maara..


Main-Maadarchod lag gaya re..


"Abe Tu madarchod, thoda saa bawligand hai kya be?? Aise kon check karta hai bhen k lund.. "


Main-Bhenchod.. Orr kaise karun..


"Abe gandu kaise bhi kar aise toh niche kudke check karne lagega Tu. bawligand he hai bilkul"


Main-Fuckk..


But woh chhod bc 7 ghante se hallucination nahi hue bhenchod.. Ye gajab hai yaar... Ye kaise hogaya?? Riya ka ashar hai kya?? Bc.. Aisa kya he jaadu hai iske pass??


Jaadu toh hai he.. Iss jaisa jaadu toh Shankar Samrat k pass bhi naa hai..


Continued..

Update-476 ( Riya-4) ​

476


Main medicine leke niche aaya ,waise mera plan nahaane kaa tha garam paani se kyunki sarir dard kar raha tha thoda lekin bhook jyaada thi toh main aake dinning table par baitha toh Babhi Meenu or Riya teeno he kitchen mein thi.. Finally Meenu sabji or baaki sab leke aa gayi.. Lassi daal di usne..


Main-Roti Orr le aa jaldi se..


Meenu-Abhi laai.. Aisi roti hain ki tu bawla hojaaega khaake..


Main-Gold Platted roti hain kya?? Kya yaar Meenu Sabji achi buri hoti hai Roti toh Roti hoti hai.. Roti is roti.. Simple.


Meenu-Ok. Ok..


Ye bolke Meenu kitche mein gayi or idhar main khaane ko taiyaar hua bc itani bhook thodi lagti hai be.. Lekin acha hai kamjori jaldi durr hogi..


Main-Le aao Meenu ,baatein baad mein kar lena mujhe bhook lagi hai..


Ye bolke main lassi he peene laga tabtak or Meenu khaali hath aagayi..


Main-Roti kidhar hain?? Rajya Sabha se aa rahi hain kuk.......


Main bolte bolte rukk gaya kyunki Riya Roti ki plate leke bahaar aai..


Babhi-Riya ne banaai hain khaake bata toh..


Meenu-Kya bataaega babhi abhi bol raha tha Roti toh roti hoti hai uska kya acha hoga.. Kyun?


Main- Kya game khela hai Meenu ji aapne..


Riya ne Roti rakhi mere saamne or waapis kitchen mein chali gayi..


Main-Bechari milne aai thi aapse aise thodi hota hai..


Babhi-Arrey usne force kiya ki woh banaaegi.. Ab main kaise mana karun saamne waali maalkeen hai ghar ki..


Main-Arrey aap badi maalkeen ho..


Babhi-Khaa le chup chaap..


Maine Roti khaani suru ki ab obviously Roti Roti he hoti hai theek thi roti jaisi Roti lekin Riya ne pehli baar khaana banaake khilaaya tha mujhe, school mein tiffin jarur share karte they hum but apne hatho se pehli baar banaaya tha usne toh usme emotions they unka taste tha ,obviously tareef karni padegi ab..


Maine 2 roti khaai tabtak Riya or le aai Maine woh bhi le lee toh Riya waapis jaane lagi ..


Babhi-Arrey ruko Riyu , bataa toh bhai kaisi bani hain Roti??


Main-Roti..i mean.. Roti toh.. Woh haina.. Roti..


Babhi- Master Chef ka judge naa ban, jawab dey..


Main-Roti badhiya haina.. Ek dum badhiya.. Patli patli.. Ek number..


Babhi-Acha..


Riya-Gas chal rahi hai main aati hun..


Ye bolke Riya sharmaake chali gayi kitchen mein..


Babhi-Acha badhiya hain??


Main-Yeah..


Babhi-Humari toh tareef nahi ki kabhi itani kyun Meenu..


Meenu-Orr nahi toh kya.. Bada aaya Roti jaisi Roti,.


Main-Juth toh naa bolo guys.. Kitani baar tareef karta hun tumhari..hajaaron baar..


Meenu-Aisi toh nahi ki hogi..


Main-Aisi apne apne husbands se lena.. Unhone ki hai kabhi?? Main kar toh deta hun unko kyun nahi samjhaatey..


Riya Firse roti le aai.. Maine woh lee usase..


Main-Bus Orr nahi laana I'm full..


Ab udhar se Sam Ravi or Rohit aaye...


Sam-Hell yeah.. Babhiji number 3 aai hain ghar.. Namaskar babhi ji..


Rohit-Parnaam ji babhi..


Ravi-Afternoon babhi..


Ispar Riya sharmaake babhi k piche chipp gayi..


Babhi-Oye.. Taang naa khincho.. Lunch karna hai??


Ravi-No.. Bilkul jagah nahi hai..


Sam-Naa.. Abhi khaake aaye..


Babhi-Riya Roti bana rahi hai..


Ravi-really ?? Laao fir khaaenge naa kyu naa khaaenge..


Rohit-Ofcourse khaaenge.. Bolo babhi itane pyaar se banaaye or hum naa khaaein..


Sam-Wahi toh.. Itana bhi nahi bharra hai pett..


Ye bolke woh teeno turant dinning table par baith gaye..


Babhi-Riyu??


Riya-Sure babhi..


Meenu-Chalo main help karwa deti hun..


Ravi-2 meri babhi..


Rohit-2..


Sam-Same..


Babhi-Lunch toh maine bhi kar liya lekin AP itani tareef kar raha hai toh ek roti main bhi khaa leti hun..


Ye sunke Riya or Meenu chali gayi kitchen mein..


Rohit-Kya be Roti banwaane ghar laaya tha bechari ko??


Main-Babhi ko bol main thodi bola.


Rohit-Lekin jo hai acha kiya.. Kab leke jaani hai baraat..


Main-Rukk jaa be..


Babhi-Haan haan rukk jaa Rohit koi toh sharma raha hai..


Main-Ruko re .taang khinchana bandh karo.. Itana thodi hota hai..


Babhi-Humaare yahaan aisa he hota hai..


Main-Karte raho main nahaa leta hun tumlog khaana khaalo tabtak..


Ravi-Abhi konse time kaa naha raha haibe ??


Main-Aivein he thoda body ache kar rahi hai garam paani se relax hojaaunga..


Ravi-Haan haan nahaale nahaale jaruri hai ye bhi..


Ravi ne ajeeb tarah se mujhe taunt maara jo mujhe samjh naa aaya.


Main-Khaana khaa le bhai tu..


Ye bolke main seedha uppar aaya and turant nahaane laga bus shower on kardiya Or khadda raha bc saree thakaan durr hogayi..


Ab main nahaake towle lapett k bahaar aaya toh bahaar aatey he bhayanak surprise milla mujhe kyunki Bahaar Ravi Riya k sath khadda tha mera room dikha raha tha woh..


Ravi-Ye Design meenu k Hain.. Ohhh... AP tu yahin tha ?? Aayaa babhi.. Aaya main guys.. Bula rahe hain mujhe..


Ye bolke woh ulte pair bhaag gaya ab naa koi bula raha tha usko naa kuch orr , ab samjh aaya abhi niche taunt issliye maara tha usne mujhe.. Bc.. Ab obviously main sharmaaya lekin fir maine dekha ki Riya casually mere room ki cheejon ko nihar rahi thi. Ab woh naa sharmaai toh bc main kyun sharmaaun Nanga thodi hun.. Mera room hai bc..


Riya-Kapde pehan lo shardi lag jaaegi.. Already bhukaar hai..


Main-Yeahyeah.. Thoda saa side hona padega ji madam aapko.. Yahin hain kapde mere..


Riya-Yahaan!??


Riya ne mere cupboard ko kholte hue kahaa..


Riya-Damn.. Shopping issliye nahi karni thi tumhe?? Khudka shopping centre kholke baithey ho... Ye pehananey hain.. ??


Main-Sure dedo..


Ab aajtak record hai maine kissi dusare k select kiye hue kapde nahi pehane lekin Riya ka din tha aaj toh usko mana kyun karunga bhalla main...


Usne mujhe kapde diye or wahaan bed par baith gayi..


Riya-Pehano.. Shardi lag jaaegi budhu..


Main-Aise ghurrogi toh kaise pehanunga..


Riya-Kyun Sab mera he hai dusare ka thodi ghurr rahi hun..


Main-Damn.. True.. Aapka he haiji..


Ye bolke maine pehle jeans pehani toh Riya ne uthke meri Shirt uthaai Or mujhe pehananey k liye mere piche aai...


Riya-AP.. You have a tattoo?? Damn mujhe pata he na tha.. What the hell..? Ye kab banwaaya tumne
.?


Meri peeth dekhti hui boli woh..


Riya-What does it say?? T.. Oo.. R.. Vaa...


Woh aage kuch padh paati usase pehle main usko khinchke aage le aaya.. Main bhull gaya tha Tattoo ki toh bc.. Maine Riya ko apne bilkul saamne pakkadke Rakha..


Riya-Aa.. AP kya kar rahe ho.. Stop it..


Main-Kyun..


Riya-AP.. Leave me..


Main-Gift dena tha naa tumhe laao do..


Riya-Gift??


Main-Haan laao.. Give me my kiss..


Riya-Noo..


Main-Ye kya baat hui.. Mujhe toh gift caahiye.. Aise nahi jaane dunga.


Riya-AP.. Chhodo mujhe..


Main-Naa.. Kiss se pehle nah ccc. C.. c


Main aage kuch bol paata usase pehle usne apne honth mere honthon par rakh diye or bus mere liye toh maano time rukk gaya .. Waise toh mujhe nasha nahi hota lekin yahaan behak gaya main.. Duniya ka koi nasha iss nashe ki baraabari nahi kar shakta.. Mera sareer jo abtak harr jagah se dard kar raha tha woh ab ekdum theek tha..


"She Healed Me.."


पिके कुछ जाम तेरे लबों से
रूह भी मेरी बेहक सी जाति है..!!!


Continued..

Wow AP riya ke sath time spent kar Raha hai

(Main-Kitane percent GST waale popcorn lun..

Riya-Matlab??

Main-Kuch ni samjhne waale samjh gaye honge.. Main leke aata hun..)

Samjh gaye bhai

Aaaj AP ke funny side dikhai gayi

Bhabhi to Riya aur AP ki shadi ki jaldi kara dengi bohat samay baad AP ko riya ke sath dekha

Waise AP bhai aisa nahi lagta ki AP ki team bohat badi hogayi
Character bohat hogaye story mein sabko time kam milta Hai ab


Tmkoc dream wala dialogue bhi acha ki itne bade dream tmkoc mein hi hote hai

Lagta hai family bonding ke update 4- 5 aur honge fir shayad hallucinations aur naye naye mission ka set up hoga

Waise ek aur sawal ki kya ye divyang ka jab track aaye ga kya wo drug par hi based hoga ya kuch naya hoga kyoki jo bhi naya villian aata hai drug ek major weapon hota hai


abhi family bonding dikhayi ja rahi dekhe ki kab story mein ek major twist aata hai


Overall update was too good ab intazaar hai college wale update ka

Waiting
For next updates

 

[Talha Sajjawal]

Mast update bro

 

[ak143]

Loving updates ❤❤

 

[supersonic12345]

wow update... maaza aa gaya

 

[Agrawal ji]

Awesome super romantic update

 

[Janu002]

Nice update

 

[Naik]

Update-475(Riya-3) ​

475


Riya- People respect you a lot..


Main-Yeah family ne kamaai hai humaare kaam aa rahi hai. M


Riya-Aise matt bolo tumhari khudki kitani respect hai..


Main-Gharwalon jitani nahi lekin aao kya khaaogi??Mujhe bhook lagi hai..


Riya-Coffee only maine breakfast kar liya tha..


Main-Well uss hisaab se toh main 2 baar breakfast kar chuka hun subah se..


Riya-Damn..


Main-Yeah.. Kai din se theek se khaana nahi khaaya ab bahot jyaada bhook lagegi ..


Riya-Good let's go..


Ye bolke humne Rajiv k restaurant mein entry lee.


Rajiv-Oho aaj suraj kiss disha se nikala hai .. Bade sahaab khud chalke aae hain..


Main-Bc mask mein se kaise pehchan liya be?..


Rajiv- 24 saal se jaanta hun bhai ye mask kya cheej hai.. Hii Babhi ji..


Riya-Hello Bhaiya..


Rajiv-Aao aao please sit.


Main- Bhook lagi hai 2 coffee or mere liye french toast type kuch mangwaadey ..


Rajiv-Jo hukkum sir..


Main-Aa baith naa teri coffee bhi magwaale..


Rajiv-Areyy naa aaplog karo baat.. Muskil se babhi ko fansa hoga tu..


Riya-True.. Bahot muskill se..


Rajiv-Arrey mujhe pata hai Babhiji.. Lo class lo aap..


Riya-Bilkul..


Ye sunke Rajiv chala gaya..


Riya-Childhood friend??


Main-Mangal ka friend hai.. Mere khudke friends limited hain but mere ghar mein 4 bade bhai they toh unke friends bachpan se he jaante hain mujhe..


Riya-I see.. Chota hone ka yahi faayda hai..


Main-Exactly...


Ab maine khaana suru kiya iss bich Or baatein hui humaare bich , kuch khaas nahi hua bus normal baatein thi sab but i loved every bit of it bilkul bore nahi hua main.. Tabtak mera phone bhi aagaya niche se..


Riya-Hindi movie lagi hai dekhoge??


Main-Dekhta toh nahi hun main but tumhari choice hai toh dekhenge..


Riya-Yahi dhang ki hai ek..


Main-Chalte hain fir.. Oye Rajiv.. Main nikalta hun..


Rajiv-OK Bro take care. Bye Babhi..


Riya-Bye bhaiya..


Ab obviously main chuttad bollywood romantic movies nahi dekhta but Riya ka din tha aaj or usne he select ki thi movie toh mujhe koi problem nahi thi.. Khair humlog ne kuch derr wait kiya or fir movie suru hone k time humlog gaye andar..


Main-Yaad bhi nahi last time kab movie dekhne aaya tha main..


Riya-Mere sath rahoge toh aise he moujj loge..


Main-Thankyou ji..


Ab Movie Suru hui as I said romantic waahiyaat movie thi but Riya interested thi usme usne mera hath apne dono hathon se dabocha tha or mujhe bich bich mein bata rahi thi movie ki details. Halka halka bukhaar bhi aane laga tha mujhe but abhi manageable tha..


Ab interval hua or humlog finally bahaar aaye..


Main-Juth nahi bolunga agar koi mujhe 1 crore rupaye deta toh bhi naa dekhun ye movie main.


Riya-Awww! Mere liye free dekh rahe ho matlab..


Main-100%.. Kuch khaana hai??


Riya-Not really..


Main-Mujhe khaana hai..


Riya-Cool..


Main-Kitane percent GST waale popcorn lun..


Riya-Matlab??


Main-Kuch ni samjhne waale samjh gaye honge.. Main leke aata hun..


Main popcorn leke waapis andar aaya and again woh beshuri movie chaalu hui.. And finally bhenchod 3.5 ghanto k baad hall se bahaar aaye humlog..


Riya-Ending achi thi naa??


Main-No idea..


Riya-Movie nahi dekhi tumne??


Main-Naa.. Tumhe dekhne mein busy tha main.. Movie kahaan se dekhta..


Riya-Awww... So sweet..


Main-Ab bataaiye madam??


Riya-Hmmm.. Shopping karni hai??


Main-Puch rahi ho yaa bata rahi ho..


Riya-Puch rahi hu baba..


Main-Naa.. Mujhe koi shopping nahi karni.. Tumhe karni hai toh batao..


Riya-Not really..


Main-Lunch??


Riya-Bhook nahi hai utani..


Main-Toh kya karein??


Riya-Abhi time bacha haina mera??


Main-Ofcourse time he time hai orr saara tumhara hai.. Mann karta hai toh ghar chalo sath..


Riya-Ohh.. Yeah.. Nice chalo ghar chalti hun...


Main-Seriously??


Riya-Kyun? Nahi leke jaana??


Main-Arrey kyun nahi, chalo abhi chalo.. Permanent le chalun tum kaho toh..


Ye sunke Riya sharma gayi..


Riya-Chalo.. Babhi Or Meenu se bhi mill lungi.. Bahot din hue.. Bula rahi thi woh mujhe.. Akele jaane mein sharam aati hai..


Main-Sharam kaisi tumhara he ghar hai aaj nahi toh kal ho he jaaega..


Riya-Stop it AP.. You're making me blush..


Main-Chalo chalte hain..


Humlog. Parking mein aaye and wahaan se gaadi mein baithke nikale Haweli k liye..Ab raaste mein baja mera phone jo Sam ka tha..


Sam-Haan be?? Kahaan bc ghar chala gaya tha kya??


Main-Naa phone lene.. Fir movie dekhlee..


Sam-Bhencho akele akele..


Main-Naa.. Riya thi..


Sam-Ohh bc.. Date par chale gaye tumlog toh .. Ab aaja pick karle bc humein gaadi na hai..


Main-Abe Vinny wagairaah ko karle naa call.. Main abhi nikal chuka..


Sam-Toh bhosdk aa bhi jaa.. Vinny Jack dono bahaar hain..


Main-Abe Riya ko babhi se milna hai toh leke ja raha hun..


Sam-Ohhh.. Bc.. Ohhh i see... Theek bulaate kissi guard ko..


Main-Love you bro NoHomo..


Call disconnected..


Humlog Haweli Pohanchey maine gaadi park ki or Riya ko leke andar aaya toh Andar koi nahi tha..


Main-Babhi.. Meenu.. Kahaan gayab hogaye guys..


Meri awaaj sunke Babhi or Meenu bahaar aaye..


Babhi-Kyun chilla rahaaa... Oh my god.. Riya..


Riya-Parnaam Babhi.. Parnaam Choti Babhi..


Riya ne dono k pair chuwe fir galle milli unse..


Riya-Aap bula rahe they naa parson.. Yelo..


Babhi-Well main toh permanently bula rahi thi but ye bhi acha hai..


Main-Main aata hun dawaai leke..


Meenu-Oho.. Dekho toh dono kya sharma rahe hain..


Main-Ahem ahem.. Bhook lagi hai bro.. Khilaado..


Meenu-Abhi lunch kiya humne.. Sabji bachi hai aaja Roti bana deti hun..


Main-Good ,aaya..


Ye sunke main seedha apne room mein aaya bukhaar suru hogaya tha toh maine apni dawaai lee.. Waise ek second.. Ek second bhenchod subah se abtak ek baar bhi hallucination nahi hue... Ye toh bc kai ghante nikal gaye re.. Ye kaise possible hai.. Bhenchod yahi toh hallucination nahi hai?? Riya k sath sapne mein he toh date par naa jaa aaya?? Haan bhenchod.. Yahi hai.. Arrey madarchod...


Naa be itana lamba thodi hota hai .Tarak Mehta mein hote hain itane bade sapne..


Check karun??


Yeah check karle..


Ye bolke maine diwar par punch maara..


Main-Maadarchod lag gaya re..


"Abe Tu madarchod, thoda saa bawligand hai kya be?? Aise kon check karta hai bhen k lund.. "


Main-Bhenchod.. Orr kaise karun..


"Abe gandu kaise bhi kar aise toh niche kudke check karne lagega Tu. bawligand he hai bilkul"


Main-Fuckk..


But woh chhod bc 7 ghante se hallucination nahi hue bhenchod.. Ye gajab hai yaar... Ye kaise hogaya?? Riya ka ashar hai kya?? Bc.. Aisa kya he jaadu hai iske pass??


Jaadu toh hai he.. Iss jaisa jaadu toh Shankar Samrat k pass bhi naa hai..


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Bahot behtareen time nikal raha h dono ka
Riyaz ne poori film Dekhi lekin AP bechara bakwas picture chhod ker Riya ko dekh raha tha
Riyaz ke saath rehte koyi hallucinations nahi aane wale aisa karo Riya ko ek hafte ke liye yahi per rok ko saari bimari jad se khatam ho jaye tab wapas jaane Dena
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Update-476 ( Riya-4) ​

476


Main medicine leke niche aaya ,waise mera plan nahaane kaa tha garam paani se kyunki sarir dard kar raha tha thoda lekin bhook jyaada thi toh main aake dinning table par baitha toh Babhi Meenu or Riya teeno he kitchen mein thi.. Finally Meenu sabji or baaki sab leke aa gayi.. Lassi daal di usne..


Main-Roti Orr le aa jaldi se..


Meenu-Abhi laai.. Aisi roti hain ki tu bawla hojaaega khaake..


Main-Gold Platted roti hain kya?? Kya yaar Meenu Sabji achi buri hoti hai Roti toh Roti hoti hai.. Roti is roti.. Simple.


Meenu-Ok. Ok..


Ye bolke Meenu kitche mein gayi or idhar main khaane ko taiyaar hua bc itani bhook thodi lagti hai be.. Lekin acha hai kamjori jaldi durr hogi..


Main-Le aao Meenu ,baatein baad mein kar lena mujhe bhook lagi hai..


Ye bolke main lassi he peene laga tabtak or Meenu khaali hath aagayi..


Main-Roti kidhar hain?? Rajya Sabha se aa rahi hain kuk.......


Main bolte bolte rukk gaya kyunki Riya Roti ki plate leke bahaar aai..


Babhi-Riya ne banaai hain khaake bata toh..


Meenu-Kya bataaega babhi abhi bol raha tha Roti toh roti hoti hai uska kya acha hoga.. Kyun?


Main- Kya game khela hai Meenu ji aapne..


Riya ne Roti rakhi mere saamne or waapis kitchen mein chali gayi..


Main-Bechari milne aai thi aapse aise thodi hota hai..


Babhi-Arrey usne force kiya ki woh banaaegi.. Ab main kaise mana karun saamne waali maalkeen hai ghar ki..


Main-Arrey aap badi maalkeen ho..


Babhi-Khaa le chup chaap..


Maine Roti khaani suru ki ab obviously Roti Roti he hoti hai theek thi roti jaisi Roti lekin Riya ne pehli baar khaana banaake khilaaya tha mujhe, school mein tiffin jarur share karte they hum but apne hatho se pehli baar banaaya tha usne toh usme emotions they unka taste tha ,obviously tareef karni padegi ab..


Maine 2 roti khaai tabtak Riya or le aai Maine woh bhi le lee toh Riya waapis jaane lagi ..


Babhi-Arrey ruko Riyu , bataa toh bhai kaisi bani hain Roti??


Main-Roti..i mean.. Roti toh.. Woh haina.. Roti..


Babhi- Master Chef ka judge naa ban, jawab dey..


Main-Roti badhiya haina.. Ek dum badhiya.. Patli patli.. Ek number..


Babhi-Acha..


Riya-Gas chal rahi hai main aati hun..


Ye bolke Riya sharmaake chali gayi kitchen mein..


Babhi-Acha badhiya hain??


Main-Yeah..


Babhi-Humari toh tareef nahi ki kabhi itani kyun Meenu..


Meenu-Orr nahi toh kya.. Bada aaya Roti jaisi Roti,.


Main-Juth toh naa bolo guys.. Kitani baar tareef karta hun tumhari..hajaaron baar..


Meenu-Aisi toh nahi ki hogi..


Main-Aisi apne apne husbands se lena.. Unhone ki hai kabhi?? Main kar toh deta hun unko kyun nahi samjhaatey..


Riya Firse roti le aai.. Maine woh lee usase..


Main-Bus Orr nahi laana I'm full..


Ab udhar se Sam Ravi or Rohit aaye...


Sam-Hell yeah.. Babhiji number 3 aai hain ghar.. Namaskar babhi ji..


Rohit-Parnaam ji babhi..


Ravi-Afternoon babhi..


Ispar Riya sharmaake babhi k piche chipp gayi..


Babhi-Oye.. Taang naa khincho.. Lunch karna hai??


Ravi-No.. Bilkul jagah nahi hai..


Sam-Naa.. Abhi khaake aaye..


Babhi-Riya Roti bana rahi hai..


Ravi-really ?? Laao fir khaaenge naa kyu naa khaaenge..


Rohit-Ofcourse khaaenge.. Bolo babhi itane pyaar se banaaye or hum naa khaaein..


Sam-Wahi toh.. Itana bhi nahi bharra hai pett..


Ye bolke woh teeno turant dinning table par baith gaye..


Babhi-Riyu??


Riya-Sure babhi..


Meenu-Chalo main help karwa deti hun..


Ravi-2 meri babhi..


Rohit-2..


Sam-Same..


Babhi-Lunch toh maine bhi kar liya lekin AP itani tareef kar raha hai toh ek roti main bhi khaa leti hun..


Ye sunke Riya or Meenu chali gayi kitchen mein..


Rohit-Kya be Roti banwaane ghar laaya tha bechari ko??


Main-Babhi ko bol main thodi bola.


Rohit-Lekin jo hai acha kiya.. Kab leke jaani hai baraat..


Main-Rukk jaa be..


Babhi-Haan haan rukk jaa Rohit koi toh sharma raha hai..


Main-Ruko re .taang khinchana bandh karo.. Itana thodi hota hai..


Babhi-Humaare yahaan aisa he hota hai..


Main-Karte raho main nahaa leta hun tumlog khaana khaalo tabtak..


Ravi-Abhi konse time kaa naha raha haibe ??


Main-Aivein he thoda body ache kar rahi hai garam paani se relax hojaaunga..


Ravi-Haan haan nahaale nahaale jaruri hai ye bhi..


Ravi ne ajeeb tarah se mujhe taunt maara jo mujhe samjh naa aaya.


Main-Khaana khaa le bhai tu..


Ye bolke main seedha uppar aaya and turant nahaane laga bus shower on kardiya Or khadda raha bc saree thakaan durr hogayi..


Ab main nahaake towle lapett k bahaar aaya toh bahaar aatey he bhayanak surprise milla mujhe kyunki Bahaar Ravi Riya k sath khadda tha mera room dikha raha tha woh..


Ravi-Ye Design meenu k Hain.. Ohhh... AP tu yahin tha ?? Aayaa babhi.. Aaya main guys.. Bula rahe hain mujhe..


Ye bolke woh ulte pair bhaag gaya ab naa koi bula raha tha usko naa kuch orr , ab samjh aaya abhi niche taunt issliye maara tha usne mujhe.. Bc.. Ab obviously main sharmaaya lekin fir maine dekha ki Riya casually mere room ki cheejon ko nihar rahi thi. Ab woh naa sharmaai toh bc main kyun sharmaaun Nanga thodi hun.. Mera room hai bc..


Riya-Kapde pehan lo shardi lag jaaegi.. Already bhukaar hai..


Main-Yeahyeah.. Thoda saa side hona padega ji madam aapko.. Yahin hain kapde mere..


Riya-Yahaan!??


Riya ne mere cupboard ko kholte hue kahaa..


Riya-Damn.. Shopping issliye nahi karni thi tumhe?? Khudka shopping centre kholke baithey ho... Ye pehananey hain.. ??


Main-Sure dedo..


Ab aajtak record hai maine kissi dusare k select kiye hue kapde nahi pehane lekin Riya ka din tha aaj toh usko mana kyun karunga bhalla main...


Usne mujhe kapde diye or wahaan bed par baith gayi..


Riya-Pehano.. Shardi lag jaaegi budhu..


Main-Aise ghurrogi toh kaise pehanunga..


Riya-Kyun Sab mera he hai dusare ka thodi ghurr rahi hun..


Main-Damn.. True.. Aapka he haiji..


Ye bolke maine pehle jeans pehani toh Riya ne uthke meri Shirt uthaai Or mujhe pehananey k liye mere piche aai...


Riya-AP.. You have a tattoo?? Damn mujhe pata he na tha.. What the hell..? Ye kab banwaaya tumne
.?


Meri peeth dekhti hui boli woh..


Riya-What does it say?? T.. Oo.. R.. Vaa...


Woh aage kuch padh paati usase pehle main usko khinchke aage le aaya.. Main bhull gaya tha Tattoo ki toh bc.. Maine Riya ko apne bilkul saamne pakkadke Rakha..


Riya-Aa.. AP kya kar rahe ho.. Stop it..


Main-Kyun..


Riya-AP.. Leave me..


Main-Gift dena tha naa tumhe laao do..


Riya-Gift??


Main-Haan laao.. Give me my kiss..


Riya-Noo..


Main-Ye kya baat hui.. Mujhe toh gift caahiye.. Aise nahi jaane dunga.


Riya-AP.. Chhodo mujhe..


Main-Naa.. Kiss se pehle nah ccc. C.. c


Main aage kuch bol paata usase pehle usne apne honth mere honthon par rakh diye or bus mere liye toh maano time rukk gaya .. Waise toh mujhe nasha nahi hota lekin yahaan behak gaya main.. Duniya ka koi nasha iss nashe ki baraabari nahi kar shakta.. Mera sareer jo abtak harr jagah se dard kar raha tha woh ab ekdum theek tha..


"She Healed Me.."


पिके कुछ जाम तेरे लबों से
रूह भी मेरी बेहक सी जाति है..!!!


Continued..

Bahot zabardast shaandar
Riyaz ne Shaadi se pehle hi apni pehli rasoyi apne syya ko khilaf do sahi bahot mast mahol ban gaya iss sabme
Or last me kiss ne tow saara stress hi khatam ker dia
Ab Riya ko bol do aise 3 4 din lagatar kiss de dia kare taaki sahet jaldi theek ho jaye
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