Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

[Rohit1988]

Update-491(Their MasterPlan) ​

491


Kya matlab be 2.0 kya karna hai??


"Sab samjhaata hun yahaan se bahaar nikal pehle, toh ghutan horahi hai mujhe bahaar batata hun main.. "


Ye sunke main khadda hua apni jacket pehani Or hath munh dhoke niche aaya bahaar lawn mein aaya or main gate ki taraf aaya..


Shyaam - Kahaan beta itani raatko??


Main-Nind nahi aarahi kaka gaon ka chakkar laga aata hun..


Shyaam- Main chalun sath??


Main- Naa naa yahin hun bus..


Shyaam- Jaldi aana...


Main-Ji..


Ye bolke main nikala or ab paidal chalta raha or tabtak chalta raha jabtak 2.0 ne mujhe nahi roka almost 3.5 kilometre challke gaon k bahaar waale ground takk pohanch gaya tha main yahaan bahot saari memories thi meri chota tha tab yahaan bahot cricket khela hai bahot jyaada yahin se mera love of cricket chaalu hua tha.. Ab Main wahin ek bench par baith gaya . .


Main-Ab bata be kya hua..


2.0- Hua nahi hone waala hai.. Tujhe pata he hai humlog Central government se alliance karne waale hain..


Main-Yes..


2.0 - Well 3.0 caahta hai ki woh alliance naa ho..


Main- Aji lund mera aise kaise nahi hoga be lawde.. Alliance toh hoga he hoga..


2.0 - Abe chutiye apni bhalaai k liye he bol raha hai woh.. Samjha gandu.. Ye alliance NDP (National Democratic Party) ki chaal hai wohlog game khel rahe hain humaare sath.. Unhe humaari jarurat nahi hai infact woh humein alliance mein laake humein khatam kar dena caahte hain...


Main-Kaise?? Aise kaise bhenchod ??


2.0 - Dhyaan se sun NDP ka president hai Balvant Patel apne home minister Baldev Uncle ka beta..Baldev uncle humaare liye family ki tarah haik lekin Woh unka bhadwa beta Balvant bviously tujhse shakt nafrat karta hai or Sudha wagairaah ne jo CBI k sath milke mission AP suru kiya tha tujhe khatam karne ka uska master planner yahi tha isse north indua caahiye kissi bhi keemat par kyunki middle india and west india almost inke kabje mein hai he ab bachte hain north and south.. South bhi inke under he hai beshak party inki nahi ho but south ki mostly major parties inke sath alliance mein hain bachta hai ab north india or north mein hain hum log or obviously humlog bahot jyaada strong hain bahot jyaada issliye unhonhe tujhe khatam karne ka plan banaya tha fir tujhe tadipaar kiya etcetera .. Tab Tu bach gaya but abki baar tu yaa Deva bhai koi nahi bachega.. Ye Balvant bahot smart hai obviously inke pass 310 seats hain jisme se almost 100 seats alag alag state parties se alliance karke milli hain inko ab kuch choti moti parties inka alliance chhodne waali hain lekin usase Balvant ko koi khaas farak padega nahi kyuki 10-15 seats jaane k baad bhi still sarkaar iski he rahegi or kaafi strong woh bhi lekin usne aise dikhaaya inn sabko ki maano 10-15 nahi 50-55 seats jaa rahi hain iski or sarkaar girr jaaegi . Ye dikhaava kar raha hai logon ko chutiya bana raha hai sympathy khaa raha hai ki NDP ki sarkaar girr jaaegi yahaan takk ki isne apne baap or PM ko bhi fansa liya iss veham mein ki sarkaar girr rahi hai or unhe Deva ki jarurat hai ab woh khud aata toh Deva bhai kabhi nahi maante alliance k liye issliye usne PM or HM yaani Baldev uncle ko bheja alliance k liye suru mein bhai nahi maane toh usne wahi bakchodi suru ki MP's ko khareedna yaa daraana dhamkaana yaa fir blackmail karna jisase bhai k uppar pressure gaya ki agar woh alliance nahi karenge toh Balvant unke aadhe MP's lejaaega or uske baad firse usne apne baap ko chutiyaa banaake bheja or abki baar bhai ko haan karni padi alliance k liye kyunki party k sabhi bade leaders yahi caahte hain or obviously isase badhiya opportunity kya he hogi 4-5 cabinet posts mill jaaengi or andhi power mill jaaegi Dadaji ka sapna pura karne ka moka tha Deva bhai k pass toh unhone haan kar di.. Lekin ab isme aata hai twist bahot he kaala twist ab Balvant ko humaari help caahiye he nahi uski sarkaar nahi girregi not a chance toh woh naatak kyun kar raha tha ye sab?? Answer hai humare liye humein fasaane k liye or humlog fans bhi gaye dekh haan kar rakhi hai Bhai ne alliance k liye.. Ab Tu sochraha hai humein khatam kaise karega woh well bahot simple hai humein alliance mein lene k baad hum unka part honge or uske baad unki jo bhi galati hogi woh humaari party k uppar thopp di jaaegi jo bhi kuch galat hoga uska naam Deva bhai k uppar hoga pura negative impact humaare uppar padega unki puri PR team issi kaam mein lag jaaegi or humaare uppar iljaam lagaana ashaan hoga kyunki hum unke under honge.. Uske uppar humein 5 cabinet posts millengi or 5on ministry aisi hongi jo bus naam naam ki humaare pass hongi lekin reality mein uppar se Balvant control karega sab or unn ministries mein kuch kaam possible nahi hoga kyunki Balvant karne dega nahi ulta rojj naye naye scams honge rojj corruption hoga jo karenge toh Balvant wagairaah lekin naam lagega humaare ministers k uppar kyunki woh ministries toh humaare under hain uske alawa alliance k baad humaare MP's uske under honge or fir unko behlaana fusslana ya khareedna yaa daraana dhamkaana easy hoga Balvant k liye yaani MP'S toh waise bhi jaaenge.. Inn sabse itana naam kharaab hoga humaara ki next election's mein 30% posts bhi nahi millengi humein or saari posts lejaaenge woh log or wahi plan hai Balvant ka usse humaari help caahiye he nahi uska nishaana hai next general election's tabtak humein khatam kar dena caahta hai or ye alliance hogaya toh woh kaamyaab bhi ho jaaega ye sab karne mein.. Or uske kaamyaab hone k baad usse roukana impossible hoga literally fir humlog honge vulnerable or woh humein khatam kardega sabkuch literally sabkuch..


Main- Iski maa ki chut aise kaise khatam kar dega..saala itana bada game khel raha hai woh maadarchod... Fuckkkkk..... Fuckkkk.. Koi soch bhi nahi shakta bc itana .. Kaise halaat bana diye hain usne ki uski party waalon ko bhi lagta hai ki uski sarkaar girr jaaegi jo bhenchod sach hai he nahi..


2.0- Exactly.. Ussko Indian Politics Ka Shakuni aise he thodi kehte hain bada maadarchod aadmi hai..


Main- For real bhenchod.. North India caahiye usko..


2.0 - Yeah.. Lekin.. Dega kon dalle ko??


Main- Exactly...


2.0 - Ab Tu bus orders follow kar i promise Balvant ka haal dhobi k kutte jaisa karenge humlog... Naa ghar ka naa ghaat ka..


Continued..

3.0 ne to sab dekh liya ab aage kya hoga dena banta hai mast update bro

 

[Rohit1988]

Update-492(It's Started) ​

492


Main- Saala itana shyaana hai ki usko pata hai woh caahe hath jodke bheekh maangega toh bhi bhai alliance k liye haan nahi karenge toh usne apne baap or PM ko Chutiya banaake bhej diya bhai k pass kyunki usse pata hai ye 2 he shaks hain jinki baat bhai jyaada derr takk nahi taalenge... Fucking smart ass.. Itana bada game khel raha hai woh..


2.0 - Yes.. Ab tujhe karna kya hai sun.. Jaldi se sabko jaga Or samjha ye sab ab obviously bhai ko tujhpe bharosa hai lekin baaki leaders ko proof caahiye hoga or proof laane humein delhi jaana hoga or 3 din honge humaare pass proofs laane k liye kyunki 3 din baad Home Minister or PM haweli aake ye alliance confirm kar denge fir humaara task impossible hoga issliye jaldi se bulaa sabko..


Main- 3.0 ka plan pata hai tujhe ??


2.0- Yeah but pura nahi ..


Main- Toh tu itana sure kaise hai ki woh kaam karega..


2.0- Abe gandu woh 3.0 hai, main yaa Tu nahi uska plan kabhi flop hote dekha hai?? Chutiye..


Main-Fair Enough..


2.0 - So khadda ho... Let's get going.. Dikha detey hain maadarchod ko ki kya hota hai jab koi humpe ungali uthaata hai..


Main-Hell yeah..


Main raat 1:30 baje nikala wahaan ground se or maine Abeer ko call kiya ..


Abeer-Sone dey na be ..


Main-Main aadhe ghante mein aaraha hun haweli tabtak bhai ko jaga le Mangal Rishi Sabko jaga.. Jeevan uncle (Rohit k papa) ko bulaa le .. Manoj Uncle (Deepika Babhi k Papa) ko bula le Jaideep uncle (Nicki Madam k papa)ko bula le .. Vinny Jack ko bhi bula le..


Abeer-ek second ek second.. Kya hua be??


Main-Hua nahi, hoga.. Bahot kuch..


Abeer-Tu toh rest pe tha na be..


Main-Rest khatam hogaya.. Jaldi bula.. Urgent hai..


Call disconnected..


Maine paidal he aage badha and exactly 40 minutes baad main haweli pohancha and seedha andar aaya toh andar hall mein sablog mera he wait kar rahe they.. Bhai Mangal Abeer Rishi Babhi Rohit Sam Meenu Or Ravi toh wahaan they he uske alawa Jeevan Uncle Education Minister Haryana, Jaideep Uncle Home Minister Haryana or Manoj Uncle Deva bhai k baad humaari party k sabse senior leader.. Ye teeno he mere dada ji k time se party k sath hain or Party k sabse important leaders hain ye Bhai k baad ye sabse powerful hain party mein or yelog family bhi hain toh inpe andha vishwaash hai mujhe..


Deva-Abe sab theek toh hai??


Main-Nahi.. Dekho guys jo sab main bataane jaa raha hun woh bahot important hai hum sabke liye i know sunaney mein ajeeb lagega tumlog mujhe pagal bologe hansoge mujhpe but jo main bataane jaa raha hun woh sach hai .. Humlog National Democratic Party (NDP) k sath alliance bana rahe hain??


Deva-Haan.. I mean confirm nahi hua hai thodi details baaki hain but yes.. Hum sabne dinner yahin kiya tha issi khussi mein.. Tune bola tha tujhe disturb nahi karna toh tujhe nahi bataya..


Main-Humlog alliance nahi bana rahe unke sath..


Ye sunke sablog solid chownkey..


Deva-What ?? Kya baat kar raha hai AP.. Ye humaari moment hai finally hum dadaji k sapne ki or ek bada kadam badha rahe hain hum log National hone waale hain.. Hum woh sab kar paaenge jo dadaji caahte they , unka sapna ab sapna nahi hakeekat ban jaaega.. Balwan uncle (Home Minister Of India) Jagat Uncle (Prime Minister of India) yelog khud saamne se offer leke aaye hain saari details hum final karenge jo bolenge woh hoga.. Alliance toh hoga he..


Jeevan-Orr hona bhi Chahiye..


Manoj-Exactly.. Itane saal se humlog issi din ka toh wait kar rahe they.


Main-No no no aaplog samjh nahi rahe ho ye alliance ek chaal hai Balvant ki chaal, humein khatam kar dene ki chaal... First of all Koi sarkaar nahi girr rahi hai koi alliance ki jarurat nahi hai usko woh seats jaane k baad bhi behad strong hai or sarkaar uski he rahegi,sab set hai usse humaari jarurat sarkaar banaaney k liye nahi usse humaari jarurat hai taaki humein next general election's takk khatam kar shake woh.. Ab aaplog sochrahe ho ki humein khatam kaise karega woh well bahot simple hai humein alliance mein lene k baad hum unka part honge or unki jo bhi galati hogi woh humaari party k uppar thopp di jaaegi jo bhi kuch galat hoga uska naam Deva bhai k uppar hoga pura negative impact humaare uppar padega unki puri PR team issi kaam mein lag jaaegi or humaare uppar iljaam lagaana ashaan hoga kyunki hum unke under honge.. Uske uppar humein 5 cabinet posts millengi or 5on ministry aisi hongi jo bus naam naam ki humaare pass hogi lekin reality mein uppar se Balvant control karega sab or unn ministries mein kuch kaam possible nahi hoga kyunki Balvant karne dega nahi ulta rojj naye naye scams honge rojj corruption hoga jo karenge toh Balvant wagairaah lekin naam lagega humaare ministers k uppar kyunki woh ministries toh humaare under hain uske alawa alliance k baad humaare MP's uske under honge or fir unko behlaana fusslana ya khareedna yaa daraana dhamkaana easy hoga Balvant k liye yaani MP'S toh waise bhi jaaenge.. Inn sabse itana naam kharaab hoga humaara ki next election's mein 30% posts bhi nahi millengi humein or saari posts lejaaenge woh log or wahi plan hai Balvant ka usse humaari help caahiye he nahi uska nishaana hai next general election's tabtak humein khatam kar dena caahta hai or ye alliance hogaya toh woh kaamyaab bhi ho jaaega ye sab karne mein.. Or uske kaamyaab hone k baad usse roukana impossible hoga literally fir humlog honge vulnerable or woh humein khatam kardega sabkuch literally sabkuch.. Bichmein alliance todenge toh bhi hum he fansenge log bolenge "re election's horahe hain woh humaari wajah se hoga itana kharcha humari wajah se" humein kaayar dikhaa denge wohlog ki hum bhaag gaye humse kaam nahi hua hum ye they hum woh they.. Basically hum unke under honge toh jo wohlog humaare liye bolenge woh sach he hoga logon ki najaron mein..


Ye sunke sabke munh khulle k khulle reh gaye bhenchod koi kuch nahi bola Kuch derr toh finally bhai bole..


Deva- Lekin.. I mean.. Ab option kya hai humaare pass?? Alliance nahi karenge toh humaare MP's ko waise le jaane lagega woh or usse roukk bhi nahi shakte humlog..


Manoj- Exactly humaare kaafi senior leaders caahte hain ki alliance ho.. Unhe thodi pata hai ki ye plan hai alliance k piche unhe toh proofs caahiye honge..


Jeevan- Haan wahi toh wohlog k hath mein hai sab.. Ab kabtak hum bachaatey rahenge humaare MP's ko aaj nahi toh kal woh dhund he lega kuch na kuch jisase woh unn MP's lo le jaa shake apne sath or fir toh kuch nahi bachega humaare pass ..


Deva- yeah issliye better hai ki hum alliance kar le or aage jo hoga uske liye plan karein ki usase kaise nipatna hai..


Main- bhai fir nipat nahi shakte hum unse chance he nahi hai...


Deva- Toh kya kiya jaaye Tu khud bata?? Koi option hai??


Main- Haina 3 din baad PM and HM uncle aane waale hain unke aane se pehle main aapko proofs laake dunga or naa keval proof laake dunga balki sab kuch badal dunga main woh kar dikhaaunga jo kissi ne socha nahi hoga... Main banwaaunga Balvant ko shakuni..


Deva- Tujhe pata hai mujhe tujhpe pura viswash hai but baaki leaders aise nahi hain agar Tu 3 din baad takk proofs leke nahi aaya naa toh Balwan uncle or PM uncle k aatey he mujhe majbooran alliance confirm karna padega...


Main- Bhai main aapko promise karta hun ki jabtak aapko proofs nahi dedeta tabtak aapko shakal bhi nahi dikhaaunga..


Deva- Good kyunki jo tune bola uske hisaab se agar Tu fail huwa toh hum sab fail hojaaenge it'll be over for us for all of us.. Family ,party sab khatam ho jaaega..


Main- Jabtak main jinda hun aisa kuch nahi hoga.. I promise you bus aap aashirvaad do..


Ye bolke maine bhai k pair chuwe..


Deva- I know Tu kar lega.. Go Kill it..


Main- I Will.. And Don't worry main Pura india ulat pulat kar dunga I'll make history...


Continued..

Ab sabit karna hoga ye sab ho raha hai maja aayega

 

[RAAZ]

Update-490(Recovered) ​

490
Mere pair mein 40% takk improvement thi swelling almost puri jaa chuki thi but pain still bahot tha pehle se kam lekin kaafi tha.. Iss rate se toh bc 2-3 din mein orr recovery ho he jaaegi kahaan doctor bola tha 8-10 lagenge.. Hell yeah..


Main fresh hua nahaa bhi liya tabtak doctor aagaya tha niche toh main jaanwar ki help se niche aaya... Doctor ne mera knee dekha or firse surprise milla usko..


Doctor- Well... AP Doctor Ruhi sach kehti hai tum Real mein ek medical marvel ho.. This is great.. Itani fast recovery maine aajtak nahi dekhi and I've been a doctor for almost 30 years..


Main- I know..


Doctor- So all is well bus aaj shyaam takk ek baar hospital aana hoga.. Xray karwa lete hain firse..


Main- Hell no..


Babhi-Kya hell no.. Main le aaungi Sharma ji.. Evening mein..


Doctor- Awesome..


Ab doctor chala gaya again maine pura din kuch nahi kiya bus aaram se pair par pair rakh k leta raha and shyaam ko babhi mujhe bulaane aai hospital lejaane k liye toh main unke sath niche aaya.. Vinny ne gaadi nikaal lee or humlog nikale Hospital k liye lekin as expected bahaar aatey he media waalon ne ghere liya humein.. Or mujhe dekhte he unmein maano aag lag gayi bhenchod aise faill gaye chaaron taraf kyunki baaki sabne press conference mein bol diya tha jo bolna tha lekin maine abhi alliance waale topic par kuch nahi bola tha or sabse important mera interview he hone waala tha issliye un sab ne gherr liya mujhe..


Main-Roukk le Vinny bina jawaab sune nahi jaaenge yelog..


Vinny ne gaadi roukki or maine sisha down kiya..


Main-Shhhh! Ek ek karke bhai ek ek karke..


Reporter1- Sir anumaan lagaaya jaa raha hai ki BLD , NDP k sath alliance mein aane waali hai kaafi meetings ho chuki hain publicly bhi or behind closed doors k bhi lekin aap abtak ek bhi meeting mein nahi gaye ho uska kya reason hai sir??


Main- sab jawaab ek sath he dedunga 2 reasons hain actually first toh mujhe politics se jyaada matlab nahi hai issliye mere bade bhaiya jo karenge woh mujhe manjurr hai i know woh kabhi galat decision le he nahi shakte so mujhe koi problem nahi hai .. Dusara reason hai meri injury actually last week main injured hogaya Or mere knee mein ligaments ka issue hogaya hai ussi ka treatment chal raha hai jiss wajah se mujhe bed rest milla hai..thats it.. Don't worry keval main he nahi pura north india Deva bhai k uppar andha bharosa karta hai so jo bhi woh karenge woh sahi he hoga..


Reporter 2- Sir Alliance k baad hum konsi ministries BLD k under dekh shakte hain aap kya choose karoge!?


Main- Bhai abhi suna nahi kya tune?? As I said mujhe naa toh alliance ka pata hai or naa he seats ka..Ye sab sawaal bhai se pucha karo tumlog...peace..


Ye sunke Vinny ne gaadi aage badhaai and humlog unse durr hue..


Babhi- Kaise cockroaches ki tarah nikalke aaye yelog..


Vinny-Babhi itane time se AP bhai ka wait kar rahe hain yelog yahaan khaddey-2, aaj moka milla hai toh aise kaise jaane detey..


Babhi-True..


Ab humlog hospital pohanchey gaadi park ki lift se uppar aaye or jaise he humlog lift se nikale toh bhenchod 8-9 Reporters ne gherr liya humein or lage chilaane..


Main-Heyy.. Hey... Stay back..


Maine unhe bola kyunki woh log bc andar ghusste aarahe they or babhi thi sath toh unhe uncomfortable nahi hone dene waala tha main .


Main-Bhai piche ho jaao get back..


Lekin ab jab unhone meri baat nahi suni or aage badhte gaye toh maine sabse aage waala jo reporter tha jo bhenchod pura rajat sharma banke aage badhta he aaraha tha apna mike almost mere munh mein dene ko horaha tha woh ab maine maara uske munh k uppar punch Or woh punch lagte he girra niche uska mike girra durr jaake ye dekhte he baaki sabki gand fatt gayi or woh ek sath chupp hogaye or hatte piche ..


Main- Sharam toh aati nahi hogi?? Ek injured aadmi ko aise dhakke maarte hue.. Ek ladies ko aise force karte hue.. Abhi wahaan deke aaya tha naa jawaab sabke?? Taangein Todd dunga.. I don't care konse TV channel se ho tum log.. Get the fuck out of here.. Abhi yahin alliance bana dunga tumhara..


Ye bolke humlog aage badhe Or wohlog corridor mein ek taraf ko chipakk gaye...


Babhi- Jaruri tha kya pagal? Ab ye footage nonstop chalegi. AP ne firse kanoon liya apne hathon mein..


Main- Hone do babhi aadat hogayi hai Ab toh ,aise ye picha thodo chhhodtey pair Or dukhwa dete saale..


Babhi ne sach he kaha tha kyunki jabtak main andar doctor se milla xray karwaya tabtak mera kand live chal raha tha TV par mere punch maarne ki clip baar baar play horahi thi koi keh raha tha AP ne kanoon toda..AP ne apni power ka faayda uthaaya ..AP ne firse dikhaai apni dadagiri. AP or a goon?? Kuch TV waale madarchod ne toh isko pura ulta kar diya tha ki AP issliye gussa hai kyunki usse alliance nahi chaahiye lekin Deva ko caahiye issliye dono bhaiyon k bich anbann chal rahi hai.. Lekin mujhe inse kuch farak nahi padda kuch time baad jab kuch acha kardunga toh yahi log fir mere talwe chaatne lagenge... Ab good news ye thi ki mera ghutna bhayankar speed se recover horaha tha or mujhe normal chalne ki permission mill gayi thi jisme pain bhi nahi tha jyaada.. Main waapis ghar aaya dinner time bhai ne mujhe sunaaya ki ye nahi karna caahiye tha wagairaah wagairaah.. But maine 2-4 baat maarke bhai ko samjha diya uske baad next 2 din maine again rest par he nikaale iss bich maine kuch nahi kiya but haan bhai ne bahot kuch kiya, alliance ab almost confirm ho chuka tha or yahaan takk ki humein konsi ministries millengi unki baat chal rahi thi kuch din baad PM Or Home Minister apne Balwan uncle humaare ghar aake alliance final karne waale they Or uske baad next day delhi mein jaake sab confirm ho jaane waala tha yaani sab confirm tha abhi dinner par bahot saare log aaye they humaari party k bade bade neta mojjud they, discussion chal raha tha lekin main dinner k baad seedha apne room mein aaya mujhe jyaada interest nahi tha abtak toh nahi atleast.. Mera pair 90% recovery kar chuka tha dard kuch khaas tha nahi toh mast nind aai lekin meri aankh aadhi raat ko khulli maine time dekha toh raat k 12:30 baje they bc naa bhookh hai naa pyaash hai naa toilet jaana hai naa koi sound hua naa koi sapna aaya toh bhenchod main aise kaise uth gaya.. Madarchod hallucination toh nahi horaha firse.. Iski maa ki chut wahi hai. Aise kaise fansa lega bhosdk pair tudwaake smart hogaya hun main dalle.. Let me sleep now..


Khudse ye bolke main waapis lait gaya..


"So matt bhosdk hallucination nahi hai main hun.. "


2.0 .. Bc tujhe kya hua aadhi raatko sojaa Or sone dey..


"Bahot so liya tu ab toh jaagne ka time hai.. Let's get started.. 3.0 ne green light dikha di hai mission ko..Rest bahot kar liya tune"


Continued..

Ley bahi tang puri tarah sahi nahi hui ki shuru ho gaya reporters ko pelne but un dallo ko bhi sochna chahiye ki har ek ek privacy hoti hai aap uske aage badoge to pitna to tay hai aur samne apna sakht londa ho to.
Ab kaun sa mission shuru karwa diya 3.0 ne maza aayega dekh kar.

 

[spritemathews]

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[Ytmovies712]

Update-492(It's Started) ​

492


Main- Saala itana shyaana hai ki usko pata hai woh caahe hath jodke bheekh maangega toh bhi bhai alliance k liye haan nahi karenge toh usne apne baap or PM ko Chutiya banaake bhej diya bhai k pass kyunki usse pata hai ye 2 he shaks hain jinki baat bhai jyaada derr takk nahi taalenge... Fucking smart ass.. Itana bada game khel raha hai woh..


2.0 - Yes.. Ab tujhe karna kya hai sun.. Jaldi se sabko jaga Or samjha ye sab ab obviously bhai ko tujhpe bharosa hai lekin baaki leaders ko proof caahiye hoga or proof laane humein delhi jaana hoga or 3 din honge humaare pass proofs laane k liye kyunki 3 din baad Home Minister or PM haweli aake ye alliance confirm kar denge fir humaara task impossible hoga issliye jaldi se bulaa sabko..


Main- 3.0 ka plan pata hai tujhe ??


2.0- Yeah but pura nahi ..


Main- Toh tu itana sure kaise hai ki woh kaam karega..


2.0- Abe gandu woh 3.0 hai, main yaa Tu nahi uska plan kabhi flop hote dekha hai?? Chutiye..


Main-Fair Enough..


2.0 - So khadda ho... Let's get going.. Dikha detey hain maadarchod ko ki kya hota hai jab koi humpe ungali uthaata hai..


Main-Hell yeah..


Main raat 1:30 baje nikala wahaan ground se or maine Abeer ko call kiya ..


Abeer-Sone dey na be ..


Main-Main aadhe ghante mein aaraha hun haweli tabtak bhai ko jaga le Mangal Rishi Sabko jaga.. Jeevan uncle (Rohit k papa) ko bulaa le .. Manoj Uncle (Deepika Babhi k Papa) ko bula le Jaideep uncle (Nicki Madam k papa)ko bula le .. Vinny Jack ko bhi bula le..


Abeer-ek second ek second.. Kya hua be??


Main-Hua nahi, hoga.. Bahot kuch..


Abeer-Tu toh rest pe tha na be..


Main-Rest khatam hogaya.. Jaldi bula.. Urgent hai..


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Maine paidal he aage badha and exactly 40 minutes baad main haweli pohancha and seedha andar aaya toh andar hall mein sablog mera he wait kar rahe they.. Bhai Mangal Abeer Rishi Babhi Rohit Sam Meenu Or Ravi toh wahaan they he uske alawa Jeevan Uncle Education Minister Haryana, Jaideep Uncle Home Minister Haryana or Manoj Uncle Deva bhai k baad humaari party k sabse senior leader.. Ye teeno he mere dada ji k time se party k sath hain or Party k sabse important leaders hain ye Bhai k baad ye sabse powerful hain party mein or yelog family bhi hain toh inpe andha vishwaash hai mujhe..


Deva-Abe sab theek toh hai??


Main-Nahi.. Dekho guys jo sab main bataane jaa raha hun woh bahot important hai hum sabke liye i know sunaney mein ajeeb lagega tumlog mujhe pagal bologe hansoge mujhpe but jo main bataane jaa raha hun woh sach hai .. Humlog National Democratic Party (NDP) k sath alliance bana rahe hain??


Deva-Haan.. I mean confirm nahi hua hai thodi details baaki hain but yes.. Hum sabne dinner yahin kiya tha issi khussi mein.. Tune bola tha tujhe disturb nahi karna toh tujhe nahi bataya..


Main-Humlog alliance nahi bana rahe unke sath..


Ye sunke sablog solid chownkey..


Deva-What ?? Kya baat kar raha hai AP.. Ye humaari moment hai finally hum dadaji k sapne ki or ek bada kadam badha rahe hain hum log National hone waale hain.. Hum woh sab kar paaenge jo dadaji caahte they , unka sapna ab sapna nahi hakeekat ban jaaega.. Balwan uncle (Home Minister Of India) Jagat Uncle (Prime Minister of India) yelog khud saamne se offer leke aaye hain saari details hum final karenge jo bolenge woh hoga.. Alliance toh hoga he..


Jeevan-Orr hona bhi Chahiye..


Manoj-Exactly.. Itane saal se humlog issi din ka toh wait kar rahe they.


Main-No no no aaplog samjh nahi rahe ho ye alliance ek chaal hai Balvant ki chaal, humein khatam kar dene ki chaal... First of all Koi sarkaar nahi girr rahi hai koi alliance ki jarurat nahi hai usko woh seats jaane k baad bhi behad strong hai or sarkaar uski he rahegi,sab set hai usse humaari jarurat sarkaar banaaney k liye nahi usse humaari jarurat hai taaki humein next general election's takk khatam kar shake woh.. Ab aaplog sochrahe ho ki humein khatam kaise karega woh well bahot simple hai humein alliance mein lene k baad hum unka part honge or unki jo bhi galati hogi woh humaari party k uppar thopp di jaaegi jo bhi kuch galat hoga uska naam Deva bhai k uppar hoga pura negative impact humaare uppar padega unki puri PR team issi kaam mein lag jaaegi or humaare uppar iljaam lagaana ashaan hoga kyunki hum unke under honge.. Uske uppar humein 5 cabinet posts millengi or 5on ministry aisi hongi jo bus naam naam ki humaare pass hogi lekin reality mein uppar se Balvant control karega sab or unn ministries mein kuch kaam possible nahi hoga kyunki Balvant karne dega nahi ulta rojj naye naye scams honge rojj corruption hoga jo karenge toh Balvant wagairaah lekin naam lagega humaare ministers k uppar kyunki woh ministries toh humaare under hain uske alawa alliance k baad humaare MP's uske under honge or fir unko behlaana fusslana ya khareedna yaa daraana dhamkaana easy hoga Balvant k liye yaani MP'S toh waise bhi jaaenge.. Inn sabse itana naam kharaab hoga humaara ki next election's mein 30% posts bhi nahi millengi humein or saari posts lejaaenge woh log or wahi plan hai Balvant ka usse humaari help caahiye he nahi uska nishaana hai next general election's tabtak humein khatam kar dena caahta hai or ye alliance hogaya toh woh kaamyaab bhi ho jaaega ye sab karne mein.. Or uske kaamyaab hone k baad usse roukana impossible hoga literally fir humlog honge vulnerable or woh humein khatam kardega sabkuch literally sabkuch.. Bichmein alliance todenge toh bhi hum he fansenge log bolenge "re election's horahe hain woh humaari wajah se hoga itana kharcha humari wajah se" humein kaayar dikhaa denge wohlog ki hum bhaag gaye humse kaam nahi hua hum ye they hum woh they.. Basically hum unke under honge toh jo wohlog humaare liye bolenge woh sach he hoga logon ki najaron mein..


Ye sunke sabke munh khulle k khulle reh gaye bhenchod koi kuch nahi bola Kuch derr toh finally bhai bole..


Deva- Lekin.. I mean.. Ab option kya hai humaare pass?? Alliance nahi karenge toh humaare MP's ko waise le jaane lagega woh or usse roukk bhi nahi shakte humlog..


Manoj- Exactly humaare kaafi senior leaders caahte hain ki alliance ho.. Unhe thodi pata hai ki ye plan hai alliance k piche unhe toh proofs caahiye honge..


Jeevan- Haan wahi toh wohlog k hath mein hai sab.. Ab kabtak hum bachaatey rahenge humaare MP's ko aaj nahi toh kal woh dhund he lega kuch na kuch jisase woh unn MP's lo le jaa shake apne sath or fir toh kuch nahi bachega humaare pass ..


Deva- yeah issliye better hai ki hum alliance kar le or aage jo hoga uske liye plan karein ki usase kaise nipatna hai..


Main- bhai fir nipat nahi shakte hum unse chance he nahi hai...


Deva- Toh kya kiya jaaye Tu khud bata?? Koi option hai??


Main- Haina 3 din baad PM and HM uncle aane waale hain unke aane se pehle main aapko proofs laake dunga or naa keval proof laake dunga balki sab kuch badal dunga main woh kar dikhaaunga jo kissi ne socha nahi hoga... Main banwaaunga Balvant ko shakuni..


Deva- Tujhe pata hai mujhe tujhpe pura viswash hai but baaki leaders aise nahi hain agar Tu 3 din baad takk proofs leke nahi aaya naa toh Balwan uncle or PM uncle k aatey he mujhe majbooran alliance confirm karna padega...


Main- Bhai main aapko promise karta hun ki jabtak aapko proofs nahi dedeta tabtak aapko shakal bhi nahi dikhaaunga..


Deva- Good kyunki jo tune bola uske hisaab se agar Tu fail huwa toh hum sab fail hojaaenge it'll be over for us for all of us.. Family ,party sab khatam ho jaaega..


Main- Jabtak main jinda hun aisa kuch nahi hoga.. I promise you bus aap aashirvaad do..


Ye bolke maine bhai k pair chuwe..


Deva- I know Tu kar lega.. Go Kill it..


Main- I Will.. And Don't worry main Pura india ulat pulat kar dunga I'll make history...


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[Janu002]

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[Raj142]

AWESOME UPDATE BHAI