Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

[rr79640]

Main- I'll be the Puppet master... Ye sab CM's PM President Cabinet ministers honge meri katputali or main jaise caahe unhe nachaaunga

Kya 1.0 2.0 aur 3.0 3no ek sath combine ho gye h... Ye word 3.0 ke h....
Thoda clear kro bhai....

 

[rr79640]

Update super se v duper h bhai.... Avi to ye teaser h avi pura film baki h.....
Ab fategi balwant ka

 

[111ramjain]

Nice update bro

 

[only_me]

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Bahaar gaadiyon ki awaaj sun Chang uppar bhaaga bahaar kaa najara dekhne k liye..

Abeer- Tujhe kaise pata be Rajesh k bandey aaye hain??

Main- Invitation Maine he diya hai unko.. Issliye toh maine open jagah mein ghar lene ko bola tha taaki unhe attack karne mein ashaani ho or unhe lage ki humein yahin maar shakte hain woh log.. Issliye media ko leke aaya main yahaan issliye baar baar Rajesh ko challenge deraha hun main kyunki mujhe pata hai woh impatient hai or moka milte he bandey bhejega.. Or usne bhej diye..

Abeer- Bhenchod humein toh bata deta.. .

Main- Bata toh diya be.. Or acha hai be 20-25 log aae honge yahaan toh iska matlab wahaan jab jaaenge na uske area mein tab aadhe log milenge. .

Abeer- Bc chaaron taraf media waale hain.. Kaise maarenge inko. .

Main- Unhi ko dikhaa k maarna haibe bawligand.. Issiliye media ko sath leke aaya Maharashtra mein sabse jyaada inhi ki chalti hai or inhi k through main baat pure Maharashtra takk Pohanchaaunga.

Chang- Boss 5 gaadiyaan hain 20-25 log hain mostly k hath mein pistols he dikh rahi hain ek aadha rifle waala bhi hai..Gate todne ki taiyaari kar rahe hain.

Main- Senapati kon hai Mikka ya Mungesh? ?

Chang- Surprisingly Mikka hai munh pe kapda baandha hai usne but wahi hai surely.. Khud bahaar nikaala hai Rajesh ne usko..

Chang ne uppar se aatey hue kaha..

Main- Gajab kyunki gand fatti hai uski.. Sablog suno Mikka ko nahi maarna hai kissi bhi keemat par nahi sun rahe ho naa.. Jinda caahiye woh.. BC mujhe jitwaake he maanega Rajesh..

Abeer- Copy..

Main- Chang Claire tum dono masks lagaa lo or andar se he fight karna bahaar tabhi jaana jab marrne waale ho.. Tumhe shakal nahi dikhaani hai.. Inhe gate todne do tum log uppar niche sab khidkiyon par taiyaar raho andar lawn mein aane dena.. Aage aajaaein tab goli chalaani suru karna.. Back gate hai koi??

Chang- Haan emergency exit hai piche galli mein nikalta hai.

Main- Gajab.. So main bahaar jaata hun or ghumke inke piche se aata hun tumlog andar sambhaalo tabtak..

Chang- Akele??

Main-Ofcourse be.. Bahaar media hai akela jaaunga hero ki tarah , live maa chodunga inki , log movies chhodke yahi dekhenge..

Abeer- Hero bananey k chakkar mein gand naa fadwa lena..

Main- Bhakk bhosdk..

Maine vest pehani or Claire ne hum sabko Bluetooth devices diye jo humne lagaaye ..

Main- Ok guys.. Good luck..

Ye bolke main bahaar aaya piche or emergency gate kholke piche galli mein aaya, kaafi ghumke aage jaana tha mujhe jo acha tha tabtak yelog andar focused honge..

1 he minute baad unhone gaadi se front gate toda or kuch he seconds baad firing suru hogayi main idhar front mein aaya finally toh wahaan ek bada saa tree tha or uske niche 2-3 gaadiyaan khaddi thi or unn gaadiyon or uss tree k piche 8-10 media waale they.. Kuch toh bhenchod paid k uppar chadhe hue they, yelog thodi derr pehle aage they wahaan bungalow k saamne lekin goli chalte he yahaan bhaag aaye.. Main piche se gaya unke pass toh unki khussar Phussar chaalu thi..

"police bulaaein kya "

"Itani awaaj sunke police khud he aajaaegi.. "
"Sshhhh! Awaaj nahi mera live hai.. "
"20+ log hain , ye Ankit ko aana he nahi tha yahaan usko nahi pata yahaan ka.. Fans gaya na.. "

Main- Kyun be kyun nahi aana tha..

Main unke piche se bola toh wohlog sab apne apne cameras leke meri taraf mudde..

"sir sir sir"

Main-Chup karo re goliyon k bich interview dun ab.. Live ho??

"5 log live hain sir"

"sir bhaag jaao aap unhe nahi pata aap yahaan ho"

Main- Beta kardi na choti baat.. Lekin galati tumhari nahi hai jaante nahi ho naa tum mujhe.. Suno camera idhar karo,woh banda dikh raha hai woh , mask waala ,cehra dhakka hai jisne.. Woh hai Mikka.. Mikka pata haina kon??

"Mikka sir woh Criminal.. Rajesh ka aadmi.. Sandhya Sinde k rape or murder case mein jisko ummarkaid hui hai "

Main- Yes.. Rajesh ne bola tha naa Mikka ka koi relation nahi hai uske sath toh aaj dekh lo ,Mumbai mein khulla ghum raha hai ye or tumhare Deputy Cm ne touch bhi nahi hone diya isko .. Naa keval Sandhya balki aisi saikdon ladkiyon ka gunehagaar hai ye but don't worry main aagaya hun naa ab main un sabko justice dilwaaunga.. 5 minutes do mujhe..

Ye bolke main aage chal padda..

"Sir aage khatra hai aap yahin rukkiye police aane takk "

Main- Funny.. I don't need police.. Bollywood dekh dekh k tumlog mentally weak hogaye ho Tumlogon ko real action hero dikhaata hun main..

Ye bolke Maine apni dono glocks nikaali or dono ko lehraatey hue aage badha..

Main-(Bt) kya situation hai guys??

Abeer-(bt) 8-10 thok diye hain lekin yelog push kiye he jaa rahe hain andar ghussne waale hain bungalow k .. Tu piche se aa jaldi bc..

Main-(Bt) sorry thoda interview dene lag gaya tha . .

Abeer-Idhar humaari gand marri paddi hai or tujhe interview ki paddi hai..

Main- Abe chup be jealous aadmi aaraha hun.. Bc live chal raha hai sab ekdum badhiya angle se maarunga sabko.. Give me 5 seconds..

Main aage badha unki gaadiyaan khaddi thi wahaan takk aagaya tha main mere saamne 4 aadmi they jo bilkul bahaar they galli mein uske baad 5 log aage gate k uppar they unke sath tha Mikka baaki 4-5 bilkul he andar they.. Ab main unke bilkul close aagaya or unhe piche ka koi andaaja tha nahi.. Ab waise toh unhe thok deta main lekin , live tv par aise pith par goli maarna acha nahi lagta issliye maine guns aim ki unke uppar..

Main - Namaskaram Mandali..

Ye sun pehle 2 piche mudde or Maine mudte he unki khopdi kholi or uske baad baaki 2 ki.. Goliyon ki awaaj sun aage gate waale sab meri taraf aaye sath Mikka bhi Mikka durr se he firing karne laga mere uppar. Maine aage waale 1 ko goli maari and fir unki gaadiyon k bich chipp gaya ab woh meri taraf he aatey gaye goliyaan chalaatey hue issliye main niche late gaya or gaadi k niche se unka wait karne laga .. Unmein se 2 piche rukke or 2 aage aaye un dono ko niche se maine unki ankles par goli maari goli lagte he woh dono niche girre or fir maine khopdi mein goli maari unke bhenchod bahot buri moutt marre bechare samjh nahi aaya hua kya...Fir main khadda hua or apne kapde saaf kiye Mikka or uske 2 sathi or bache they wahaan toh Mikka ne unn dono ko bheja aage or khud piche khadda raha aim lagaaye , ab wohlog samjhdaar they ghumke aaye taaki unke ankle naa faad dun main. Ab main caahta toh idhar se ghumke un dono ko side se goli maar deta but idhar gaadi ka cover ho jaaega or media waalon ko nahi dikhunga main .. Media yahaan bahot important tha bahot jyaada main hero bananey k liye nahi dikha raha tha media ko sab balki ye prove karne k liye dikha raha tha ki mujhe yaa kissi ko bhi Rajesh k chamcho se darrne ki jarurat nahi hai mujhe dekh log inspire honge or aaj shyaam meri bataai location par aaenge.. Main motivation deraha tha logon ko.. Uske alawa ek reason ye tha ki naya state hai naya sehar hai main nahi caahta log kahein ki AP bc keval logon ko maarna he jaanta hai jinda nahi chhod shakta , kyunki kuch shyaane madarchod hote hain jo aisa bolte hain issliye main sab proof k sath he kar raha tha , koi sawaal he nahi uthaa shakta.. Third reason tha Mikka, uska ilaaj publicly karna tha mujhe kyunki Pichli baar jab Maharashtra k logon mein himmat aai thi naa tab Mikka k khilaaf he aai thi isko jail karwaane k liye hajaaron log sadkon par aagaye they or successful bhi hue they woh, isko jail hui lein fir bhaga diya gaya isko or log samjh gaye ki unki koi sunaney waala nahi hai, or aaj main Bataaunga ki main hun naa sunaney waala..

Khair toh maine un dono ko idhar se he maarna theek samjha ab woh aage badh rahe they aaram aaram se toh maine apni ek pistol lee or unke saamne fainki jisase ek second k liye unka dhyaan uss pistol par tha or ussi ek second mein maine bahaar aake dono ko thok diya.. Udhar se Mikka ne goli chalaai mere uppar but uske or mere bich 2 gaadiyaan thi..

Main- Beta Mikka.. Daddy's here.. Tu or main he hain bus..

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Main- Mikka beta, bol toh sahi chup kyun hai be.. Ghabra kyun raha hai..

Mikka-Maadarchod maar dunga tujhe..

Main-Acha.. Arrey gandu main kon hun pata hai?? Bhagwaan hun dalle main, amar hun main mujhe koi nahi maar shakta..

Mikka- Dekhte hain..

Main- Abe 20 log marr gaye tere.. 9 toh maine abhi 60 seconds mein maar diye madarchod.. Tu fir bhi nahi samjh raha, beta teri aukaat se bahaar k log hain hum.. Bhenchhod tu bhi marrega..

Main-(Bt) andar kya situation hai guys??

Abeer-(Bt) 2 minutes dey 1 bacha hai chippa hua saale ko dhundke maarunga.. Bahaar kya hai..

Main- Bahaar Mikka bacha hai bus.. I'm Good..

Maine aage aatey hue kaha Mikka ne fir goli chalaai mere uppar but abhi bhi hum dono k bich 2 gaadiyaan thi..


Main-Beta Mikka Fans gaya na FNS 57 pistol hai tere pass isme 10 he goli aati hain or tu 10 ki 10 chala chuka..

Ye bolke main aage badha toh usne goli chalaai jo chal bhi gayi.. Obviously mujhe pata tha ek goli bachi hai uske pass issi liye chalwaai thi maine..

Main- Bawligand ye 10th thi..Smart ban chutiye..

Ye bolke main uske saamne aagaya or woh reload kar paata usase pehle uske hath par laat maari maine jisase uski gun niche paddi or maine apni pistol uske uppar taan di..

Main- Haanji beta..Hath uppar kar..haan Aise..thats a good bitch..Always count your bullets..Badi gand maari hai tune yahaan k logon ki ,bhen k lawde rape??abe gunde ban jaao kuch karo lekin Rape??abe naamard logon k kaam hain ye..Woh dekh udhar.. Live chal raha hai tera cheer harran, thok dun sabke saamne?? Mikka the gangster Mikka ye Mikka woh Mikka bhen ka lund.. Aise kutte ki moutt marrega be.. Mask hata madarchod.. Cehra dikha..

Usne kapda hataaya toh maine ishaare se media ko aage bulaaya.. Media jaise he close aaya toh maine apni gun daali piche.. Ye dekhte he Mikka jhapta mere uppar obviously main yahi caahta tha toh maine uska hath bichmein he pakkad liya or maara dussre hath se usko punch or turant baad he piche hattke maari laat uske pait mein jisase woh piche gaadi se takraake niche girra or jaldbaaji mein uthne laga lekin main kahaan uthne dene waala tha maine bichmein he usko pakkada or ek k baad ek behisaab punches uski ribs or pait mein jaddne laga toh woh fir karhaatey hue niche girra..

Main- Uth,uth bhosdk..khadda ho..

Woh fir ladkhadaatey hue utha or meri taraf badha toh abki baar maine uske munh par punch maara Jisse lagte he woh pura ghum gaya orr fir niche girrta lekin maine pakkada usko or usko jukhaake apna ghutna maara uske munh k uppar usne mujhe firse punch maarna caaha lekin maine uska hath pakkada or dusare hath ki elbow maari uske elbow k uppar iss tarah se ki saale ki elbow he crack hogayi woh bhayanak chilaaya or piche hattne laga lekin usase pehle maine uska dussra hath pakkadke aage khincha or same elbow uspe maari woh fir chilaaya toh maine finally ek laat maari uski ribs mein bhenchod ki saari ribs ek sath tod di maine..Media waalon ki tog cheekhein nikal gayi ye dekh k...And finally woh kaanpte hue niche girra or usne mere pair pakkad liye or bheek maanganey laga.. Idhar Vinny wagairaah bahaar aaye . Media waale just humaare saamne khaddey they apne apne cameras and mics liye..

Main- Vinny beta chair le aa ek..

Vinny- Abhi laaya bhai.

Vinny lawn se ek chair uthaa laaya or main baitha Mikka k side mein.. Or uske baal pakkadke usko niche se uthaaya..

Main- So guys isko toh jaante he honge aap log..The Famous Mikka Bhai.. Ye 8 maheene se bhaaga hua tha custody se or Mumbai police bol rahi thi ki isko pakkadne ki puri koshish kar rahe hain woh log.. 8 maheene se.. Or abhi kitani derr lagi 40 ?? 50 seconds maybe.. Kya tha isme?? Kuch bhi nahi?! Kya tha ye?? Kya kar liya isne?? Nothing.. Ab ye khud bataaega kahaan tha ye.. Oye... Aankh kholl.. Haan saamne dekh.. jo bole soch samjh ke sach bolna sach k siwa kuch bhi bola na yahin maarunga sabke saamne ..

Mikka-Mmm. An.. Oorr.. Matt maaro... Oloe... Please... Please...

Main- Nahi maarunga.. Bata.. Sandhya ko kyun maara tune..

Mikka-Mm. ama.. Main.. Maine.. Rape.. Kiya uska.. . ww. w. oh police mein gayi.. Mmama.. Maine usko mana kiya tha lekin... Annaan.. Nahi maani usne meri.. T. Tr.. Oh maardiya....

Main- Maar diya?? Itana easily?? Saale ek pariwaar ujaad diya tune pura.. Unki saari khussiyaan cheen Lee tune.. Maar diya?? Tujhe maar dun ab?? Sabke saamne?? Bol.. Yahin thok dun..

Mikka-Nanana.. Nahi.. Please...

Main-Acha bata kahaan chippa tha itane din se?? Kon bacha raha tha tujhe??

Mikka-. r. r. rajesh bhai.. . Uunhone he mujhe jail se nika... Nikalwaya.. Unhone he mujhe u. u. u. nderground kiyaa.. U. u. unhi k liye kaam kar raha tha main..

Main-Sandhya ko Marwane mein Rajesh ka kya hath tha??

Mikkaa-... Unhone he bola tha maar dene ko.. Jaaa.. B woh maani nahi toh Rr. R. Rajesh bhai ne he usko maarne k liye bola.. Tha..

Main- Oho ho.. Damn.. Camera idhar kar be.. Haan toh sun he rahe hoge sablog.. Rajesh shaamil tha Sandhya k rape Or murder mein.. Ab obviously aaplogon ki sarkaar toh insaaf nahi dilwa paai Sandhya ko lekin dont worry main dilwaaunga insaaf.. Isase toh mujhe sach ugalwaana tha or sach aap sabke saamne laana tha issliye ye jinda hai lekin Rajesh se mujhe koi sach nahi uggalwaana , maar dunga main usse..

Reporter- S. s. Ir.. Sir.. Ab saboot bhi hain Rajesh k khilaaf toh kya aap kanoon ko unka kaam nahi karne denge??

Main- tera kanoon itane saal se kya kar raha hai be?? Talwe chaat raha hai Rajesh k uske fainke hue paison se aish kar raha hai tumhara kanoon.. Lekin fortunately Rajesh ki aukaat nahi hai mujhe khareedne ki issliye woh toh marrega he kuttey ki moutt marrega woh bhi.. Firse yaad dila dun Maharashtra ki janta ko shyaam 6 baje Vidhan Bhavan Mumbai aaplog pohancho wahaan main insaaf k sath wahin milunga..

Ye bolke main khadda hua wahaan se..

Reporter- Sir isko police k pass ya hospital nahi bhejoge??

Main- Tumlog bhejo maine ilaaj kardiya hai iska meri koi sympathy nahi hai iske sath jo isko hospital leke jaaun marrne do saale ko . Doobara kabhi sochega bhi nahi and police hopefully aa he jaaegi yahaan..

Ye sunke humlog gaadi mein baithe and nikale..

Abeer- 28-30 log toh jarur they bhai.. Yaani Rajesh k sath max to max 20 log bache honge..

Chang- Dikkat logon ki nahi hai dikkat hai uske area ki , pura trap hai woh area, ghussne se pehle thok denge humein ,ye bhi samjh nahi aaega ki goli kahaan se aai.. Not a fucking chance humlog andar ghuss paaenge boss.. Orr uppar se aap ne public ko deadline alag de rakhi hai ki aaj shyaam takk niptaa doge usko..

Main- Interesting..

Chang- Interesting nahi boss impossible.. Literally..

Main-Bhosdk.. Bhagwaan hun main literally..

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Ab mujhe Rajesh caahiye tha woh bhi agle 3-4 ghanto k andar ab dikkat ye thi ki Rajesh Dongripada karke ek area mein rehta tha wahaan ek pura area tha uska jahaan woh Or uske log rehtey they Or woh area pura ek chakkarvyuh tha jisme ghuss paana impossible tha..Obviously Rajesh ko already pata tha ek na ek din aisa aaega jarur jab sab log uske khilaaf honge ussi se bachne k liye usne apna fort banaaya tha woh khud wahaan se bahaar jaata nahi tha or jaata toh bhi Helicopter se jaata tha yaa fir apne sab armed bando k sath jaata tha . Ab humaare liye wahaan ghussna hard hone waala tha kyunki wohlog bc cockroaches ki tarah harr kone mein chippke baithey millenge,iski maa ka kahan se goli lagegi ye bhi naa samjh aane waala tha.. But ab main Maharashtra ki public ko jubaan de chuka tha toh Rajesh ko toh marrna he tha.. Kaise woh issue tha ab.. Issi bich baja mera phone jo unknown number se tha lekin caller id dikhaa raha tha Rajesh naam se toh maine uthaa liya..

Main-Haan beta.. Kahaan chuppa hai??

Rajesh-Maadarchod . . Kar kya raha hai tu haan?? Are he kaay kartoy tu?

Main- Kya hua gand fatt gayi??

Rajesh- Saale mujhse problem hai toh mujhse bhidle ye londiya ki tarah baar baar media k saamne kya jaa raha hai.. Movie bananey aaya hai maadarchod yahaan??

Main-Haao.. Teri movie banaaunga naa beta.. Bhosdk tujhe sirf maarna hota toh abtak maar chuka hota lekin tera toh example banaaunga main pure india k saamne.. Pura india dekhega kaise teri maa chudti hai.. Or jo tere jaise log haina india k alag alag kono mein woh bhi samjh jaaenge ki bc wohlog bus ek district,ek city ya ek state k baap hain lekin unka baap AP he hai... Tujhe toh sirf maarna hai mujhe lekin sath sath tere baaplog haina jo Police mein ya politics mein unki maa bhi toh chodni hai mujhe..

Rajesh- Saale aajaa naa fir baitha hun main yahaan..

Main- Aa jaaunga aa jaaunga.. Chinta naa kar 2-3 ghante hain tere pass.. Bandey tere aadhe marr chuke hain 25-30 maximum bache honge tere pass .. Haina??

Rajesh- Kaafi hain bhadwe Tu aa toh sahi.. Sukkadichya dongripada aapla area aahe ithe hawa pan mala vicharub vahte tu kasa yeshil mag idke..

Main- Bhosdk samjhne jaisa kuch bol..

Rajesh- Saale Dongripada mera area hai yahaan hawa bhi mujhse puchke behti hai toh tu kaise aajaaega yahaan?

Main - Aji haan dalle.. Lund hai tera..Dont worry aa raha hun.. Meri family ko target nahi karna caahiye tha .. Nope..

Rajesh-Arrey gandu mujhe nahi maalum tha woh bhadwi teri mousi hai.. Lekin ab kardiya toh kardiya..

Main- Bhayanak moutt dunga bhai bhayanak.. Tu soch bhi nahi shakta.. Hajaaron logon ko maar chuka hounga main aajtak lekin aisi moutt tujhe dunga naa waisi kissi ko nahi di hogi aajtak.. Majaak bana dunga Tera..

Ye sunke usne phone kaat diya or main waapis Dongripada ka map dekhne laga..

Chang- Boss ye map 30 minutes se dekh rahe ho aap, itani derr aapne kabhi nahi lagaai ek plan k liye..

Main- Yeah it's hard..

Abeer- Tere liye hard hai toh matlab impossible hai..

Main-Nothing is impossible jaanwar.. Nothing..

Abeer-Toh kar kuch..

Main- Kardiya.. Bhenchod.. Befaltu itana dimag laga rahe hain humlog.. Saamne he toh tha..

Abeer-Kya??

Main-Chopper be.. Helipad hai uss lawde ki roof par kissi badhiya se pilot ko andha paisa dey or usko bata yahaan land karna hai usko bhayanak speed se .. .Niche waalon ko kuch samjh aaye usase pehle land kardena hai.. Aasmaan se moutt barshegi Dongripada mein..

Abeer-Nice bc.. Fucking Nice..

Chang- Ye laaye naa boss gajab idea... Maadarchod ko samjh nahi aaega kya hua uske sath..

Main- Lekin helicopter high end hona chahiye bc firing jhel le aisa.. Ek baar land hue toh bus saare gharon ki roofs interconnected hain faill jaaenge humlog bus kuch bhi ho jaaye gharon se bahaar nahi nikalna hai humein, kyunki bahaar galli mein nikale toh maare jaaenge bc..

Abeer- Main chopper ready karwata hun..

Main-Lets get ready guys..

Ab agle 1 ghante mein humlog ready they bulletproof vests or pistols bus jyaada high end kuch nahi caahiye tha ye kaafi hai Abeer ne Chopper ready karwa diya tha or hum shyaam 4:30 baje baithey chopper mein.. Sab set tha Pilot ko sab samjha diya gaya tha ..

Pilot- Get ready guys properly land hone ka time bhi nahi milega.. Jump karna pad shakta hai.

Main- Copy.. Get ready everyone..

Humlog Dongripada k close they and bus limited time tha toh pilot ne jhatke se chopper niche liya, pilot experienced tha usne seconds k hisaab se chopper Rajesh k bungalow ki helipad par laa diya land nahi hua 8-9 feet uppar he tha chopper helipad se or ye tha humaara sign jump karne ka humlog dono sides se kuddey seedhe helipad par or thankfully tabtak Rajesh ya uske bando ko kuch samjh he nahi aaya tha agle he second chopper chala gaya wahaan se..ab situation ye thi ki ek ye bungalow or iske alawa chaaron taraf 7-8 ghar they jo sab Rajesh k logon k they lekin Rajesh yahin tha humein bus usko yahaan se bahaar nahi jaane dena tha baaki log khud usse bachaane yahaan aaenge..

Main- Ami Claire tum dono uppar se he najar rakho dusare gharon se yahaan aaenge bandey niche se bhi or uppar se bhi sabko thok do..

Ami-Copy..

Ye bolke humlog terrace k gate ki taraf badhe tabtak i guess Rajesh k log samjh chuke they ki ye unka chopper nahi tha or wohlog ussi gate se uppar aaye lekin jaise he wohlog gate se bahaar nikale aage main or Chang they humne 4 ko toh aatey he maar diya ye dekh baaki waapis seedhiyon se niche bhaag gaye.. And humlog bhaage ab unke piche and Uss bungalow k andar finally entry le lee humne..

Main-(Chilaake) Beta Rajesh tera baap aaya hai aaja aashirvaad lele..

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Humlog Rajesh k bungalow k second floor par they or uske bandey niche, humein bus niche takk clear karna tha.. Ami or Claire uppar se cover kar rahi thi humein or baaki Main Jack Vinny Chang or Abeer andar they.. Humlog ekdusare se connected they Bluetooth devices se..

Main - Jack Vinny ye floor ka harr ek room clear karo koi bachna nahi caahiye..Abeer Chang Follow me..


Jack or Vinny ko uppar he chhodke hum teeno niche bhaagke first floor par aaye wahaan uttartey he side waale room kaa gate khulla or 2 bandey bahaar aaye lekin unke pass naa toh gun thi naa kuch orr humein dekh unhone apni gun nikaalni jarur caahi lekin Abeer ne nikaalne he nahi di unhe..

Main-Abeer Tu ye floor ka harr room clear kar..Chang follow me..

Ab main or Chang first floor se niche uttarne lage lekin seedhiyon mein he Kuch bandey humaara wait kar rahe they.. Aatey he unhone firing chaalu ki toh humein rukkna padda..

Main- Chang.. Kuch kar bhosdk. Do something..

Chang- What??

Main- Niche kudd jaa bc hall mein..

Chang- Hahahaha..

Main- I'm serious..

Chang- Serious ho?? What the fuck??

Main-Ofcourse bc.. Jyaada uncha thodi hai.. Niche kudd jaa or inke piche se aa.. Latak k kuddega toh 8-10 feet he bachegi..

Chang-Kuddna issue nahi hai boss niche hall mein bandey hue toh..

Main-Wohlog expect nahi kar rahe honge tujhe.. Jabtak unhe samjh aaega tabtak Tu seedhiyon se inke piche se aajaana....

Chang- Waah.. Acha hai.. Bol raha tha flashbangs toh le he lo ab kaam aatey naa..

Main-Abe mera ghutna injured hai warna main kudd jaata..

Chang-Kudd raha hun blackmail naa karo. Uppar se cover do mujhe yelog ko chhodo ye uppar nahi aaenge..

Chang railling se latak k niche hall mein kudd gaya or turant he bhaagke seedhiyon mein chadh gaya jaise maine kaha tha uske uppar firing hui but tabtak woh seedhiyon mein chala gaya tha uske seedhiyon mein jaatey he main uppar se seedhiyon par gaya or hum dono ne unn 5 logon ko wahin gherr liya wohlog Chang ki taraf palte tabtak main aachuka tha or humne un sabko leta diya..

Chang-Main hun boss.. Relax ..Mujhe matt thok dena.. All dead.. Niche bahot bandey hain 8-10 honge.. 3 idhar main entrance ki taraf hain 3 piche they right corner mein or 4-5 middle mein they..

Humne guns reload ki tabtak Jack or Vinny bhi aagaye they uppar se.. Hum sab Seedhiyon mein he rukke..

Main- chaaron taraf bandey hain..

Vinny- Room ki khidki se bahaar uttar shakte hain or fir main gate se entry le lenge..

Main- Naa bahaar jaana matlab moutt hai bc.. Kahaan kahaan chippe baithey honge soch bhi nahi shakte..

Chang-Toh fir??

Main-Firse kudd jaao.. Uppar se hall mein..

Chang-Boss abhi just bacha hun main kuddke.. Marwa he doge kya??

Main- Exactly ,unhe Pata hai tu bacha hai toh woh sochenge bhi nahi ki koi chutiya doobara aisa kuch try karega.. Unki tarah soch..

Chang- Gand fatt jaaegi boss itani taraf se goli aaengi..

Main- Shakk hai kya bc..

Chang- Gate waalon ka kya..

Main- Main hun naa tum 3 udhar se kuddoge uske turant baad main yahaan seedhiyon se kuddunga or gate waale mere..

Chang- Ok.. Ok.. Jack Vinny follow me..

Main-(Bt par) Uppar kya situation hai guys..

Claire-(Bt) Jaisa aapne bola tha boss log roofs se kuddke idhar aarahe they 5 ko maara maine kuch niche se aarahe they unko Ami ne ..4 ko maara Ami ne but 2-3 ghuss chuke they andar..

Main-(Bt) 4 uppar maare fir 2 second floor par.. 5 yahaan... 5 claire ne 4 Ami ne.. 20 ek toh gaye.. Matlab jo niche bache hain woh last he hain.. Gajab.. Koi ikka dukka hoga toh bahaar he hoga woh gand marrae apni..

Chang Jack or Vinny ko le gaya uppar jahaan se woh niche kudda tha or idhar main ready hua..

Chang-(Bt) thoda distraction toh karo boss aise kya bilkul he gand marwa doge humaari kahin wait he kar rahe hon wohlog humaare kuddne ka..

Main-(Chilaake ) Rajesh.. Chupp kyun hai be.. Bol naa.. Kya hua..? Saanp sungh gaya kya maadarchod?? Kya bola tha Dongripada tera area hai hawa nahi behti wagairaah wagairaah.. Maadarchod le aagaya main.. Ab bhaag kahaan bhaagega.. Main banaaunga tera gangster..

Chang-(Bt) Ready boss?? On.. 3...2..1...

Ab udhar se Chang Jack or Vinny kuddey niche Hall mein or idhar seedhiyon se main kudda.. Mujhe bus main entrance waalon ko dekhna tha baaki ko Chang wagairaah easily dekh lenge.. Mera plan tha toh sahi he hoga.. Wohlog kudde toh koi expect nahi kar raha tha idhar gate waale bhi kuddne ki awaaj sunke aage aaye lekin bich mein main aagaya or mere dono hathon mein pistols thi maine aage aane he nahi diya maadarchodon ko.. 10 seconds mein pura hall clear kar diya humne..

Chang-Boss.. Rajesh idhar hai.. Uska dusara senapati bhi maara gaya akela hai..

Chang ne piche kuddte hue kaha kyunki Rajesh ek room k gate ka cover liye khadda tha or usne Chang k uppar firing ki..

Main-Isko chhodo Jack Tu main gate par khadda ho bahaar matt jaana jo iss taraf aaye usse thok dena.. Chang Vinny tumlog yahaan ka ek ek room clear karo..

Maine ek chair khinchi or Rajesh jiss room mein tha uske side mein chair lagaake baith gaya main..


Main-Haan beta ji suna kya haal hain??


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Humne Pura Bungalow seal karliya tha sab clear tha Ami or Claire uppar se najar rakhe hue thi or Jack gate k uppar tha Rajesh ek room mein dubak k baitha tha hathmein gun liye..

Main-Oye bhosdk bol toh sahi..

Rajesh-Tere hath se nahi Marrunga saale khud suicide kar lunga..

Main- Kyun bhosdk ?? Marrna kyun hai lekin.. Main tujhe maarne nahi aaya hun bhosdk.. Maarna hota toh itana risk leke yahaan nahi aata ek sniper ko yahaan tere he area mein chhod deta or jaise he Tu terrace par jaata teri khopdi udd jaati..

Rajesh-km. Kya matlab?? Maarna nahi hai..

Main- Mujhe jarurat hai teri..

Rajesh- Kaa.. Kaise??

Main- Tune pucha tha naa ki yahaan film banaaney aaya hai kya tu?? Wahi film banaani hai.. Tu on camera bol tune kya kya kiya or kiske liye kiya hai.. Aage tu jaane or police jaane..

Rajesh- Kkkyun?? Tujhe kya milega??

Main- Ye Deputy CM ki maa chodni hai mujhe.. Or tujhe bhi.. Kyunki teri gand marwaadi usne . Jab Tujhe sabse jyaada jarurat thi uski toh usne apni raajgaddi ko chunna..

Rajesh- Gadaar hai woh saala..

Main- Bus fir aaja..

Rajesh- Lekin.. Lekin maine uske liye aisa kuch kabhi nahi kiya..

Main- I know itana shyaana toh hai woh ki tujhse directly kuch nahi karwaaega.. But jitana Tu jaanta hai woh bahot hai..

Rajesh-Mamamin.. Taiyaar hun.. Game toh nahi khel raha Tu..

Main- Bhosdk game kya he khel lunga tu khudko maarne ko taiyaar hai usase burra kya he hoga be tere liye gandu..

Rajesh-Ok.. Ok.. Main bahaar aaraha hun bandukk nahi hai mere pass daal di..

Main- Aaja..

Rajesh hath uppar karke bahaar aaya.. Maine uski gun uthaake apne pass rakhi..

Main- Hath kya uppar kiye hain londiya k jaise bc.. Aa baith...Phone dey tera..

Usne apna phone diya mujhe..

Main- Sun suru se aakhiri takk bindaas bolna hai kya kiya tune kya nahi kiske liye kiya konsa neta konsa businessman konse major police officer ne tujhse kya liya kya diya tujhe.. Mota mota chote mote leader's yaa businessmen k naam nahi caahiye mujhe..

Rajesh- Thik hai..

Main- Ye CM madam se bhi kuch relation hai tera??

Rajes- Utana kuch khaas nahi bus Deputy CM karke isko jaanta hun thoda bahot kabhi kaam kiya hoga iska, politics related Kuch or bhi banaa lunga uska bhi..

Main- Thappad maardunga bhosdk.. Uska naam liya toh.. Babhi hai teri...Uske liye yahaan bol..Ye mera phone hai isme CM madam ne tujhse jo jo kiya ya karwaya woh bata jaldi se.. Meri taraf matt dekhna.. Lights camera action..

Rajesh- CM Aditi Munde se meri jaan pehchan Ajit Sammant ne he karwayi thi usase mera waasta kam he tha lekin election's k dauraan usse bhi meri madad ki jarurat padti thi.. Mere bandey 100+ gaadiyaan leke uske liye votes maangane jaate they.. Uski party ko main legally Donation deta tha.. Or mujhe koi kaam hota toh main Ajit se nikalwa leta badle mein Aditi bus apna munh bandh rakhti thi...

Ye bolke Maine recording roukki.. Fuck bc iska toh kuch bhi nahi hai..

Main- Bus ab tu sun Jo jo tha naa tera contact bada neta abhineta yaa police sab bolna hai or bich bich mein bolna hai tujhe ki AP or uske log yahaan aa chuke hain or Tu apni aakhiri sans takk ladega chhodega nahi AP ko tu.. Or fir end mein main durr goliyaan chalaaunga fir tujhe bolna hai ki bhenchod AP aagaya yahaan... Bus fir hath jodd dena maafi k liye..

Rajesh- Ye kissliye??

Main- 2 reason hain ek toh logon ko ye confirm ho jaaega ki ye sab karwaane mein mera koi hath nahi hai ye sab tune mere aane se pehle he kiya hai..or dusara jab tujhe jinda dekhenge toh tu bolna ki AP bhagwaan aadmi hai usne mujhe maaf kiya usne meri jaan bakshi.. Etc etc.. Mujhe uncha dikhaana hai bhosdk... Mujhe Pair jamaane hai yahaan Maharashtra mein ussi ki suruwaat hai ,Meri tareef he tareef karna bhosdk lekin negative way mein .. Chal Jaldi kar ab.. Meri taraf dekhna nahi bus camera mein dekhta rahiyo.. Or hindi mein bolna bc.. Jyaada audience milegi jaldi viral hoga.. Milllion subscribers toh yun aa jaaenge..

Ye bolke maine uska phone recording timer on karke ek table par rakha or main piche aake baith gaya sofa par mere sath Abeer Vinny or Chang bhi baithey..

Rajesh- Main Rajesh Patil sab jaante he honge mujhe . Lekin jo bhi tumlog jaante ho woh galat jaante ho.. Main koi contractor yaa businessmen nahi hun main ek gangster hun ek smuggler hun ek criminal hun.. Maine bahot kuch kiya aajtak..2010 mein Manu Gawli ki family ko maine maara.. 2011 mein Mumbai Police commissioner Or uski wife ka accident Maine karwaya.. 2011 mein he Vakeel chandarmohan ka murder Maine khud apne hathon se kiya.. 2012 se 2014 k bich khan gang k 40-50 log ko maine maara ya marrwaya hoga.. 2015 mein Mohini Sharma ka rape Maine kiya fir uska or uske bhai ka murder Maine karwaya ... 2016 mein SP madhu ka rape or murder Maine kiya.. 2016 mein MLA Kanta or uski beti ka rape or murder Maine kiya.. 2017-2018 mein Babulaal or uske gang k 16 logon ko maine maara or marwaya. 2019 mein contractor Shivam Dubey ka accident Maine karwaya.. Or bhi bahi hain.. Mhatre murder, Padmini rape case Mukkul Roy kidnapping.. MP Shivank murder.. Ye they mere main gunaah iske alawa chote mote bahot saare crime main kar chuka hun..Drugs mera main dhanda hai hajaaron logon takk mera drug pohanchta hai harr hafte. Pichle kai saal se .Abhi haal he mein woh MP Meena ne mere khilaaf pardashan kiya issi wajah se maine uske betey ko maara or beti ko dhamki di.. Lekin saala main pagal tha mujhe nahi pata tha woh Meena woh saale AP ki family se hai.. 20 saal mein ye empire banaaya tha maine woh saala AP 20 minute mein sab khatam kar dega.. Mera fort tha Dongripada yahaan mujhe bhagwaan bhi nahi pakkad shakta tha lekin. W. woh saala yahaan bhi aagaya hai.. Sabko maar raha hai woh.. Mmmujhe bhi maar dega woh.. Main ladunga aakhiri sans takk.. Woh.. Woh kaal hai.. Woh moutt hai 50 se jyaada log maar diye usne mere 2 ghanto mein.. W. woh sanki hai munh se nahi bandukk se bol raha hai mmmmeri galati thi mmmmaine uski behan ko touch kiya.. Lekin apan ko konsa maalum tha saala woh uski behan hai.. Pata hota toh main saala uske pairon mein girke maafi maang leta.. Lekin hogaya so hogaya ab main akela toh jaaunga nahi.. Kuch log hain jinhone mujhse paise khaaye hain yaa Maine unhe khilaaaye hain.. MLA Deepak Mhatre mera sabse close shaks tha ussi k through meri jaan pehchan Deputy CM Ajit Sammant se hui thi Ajit ne mujhse kuch galat nahi karwaya ,directly toh nahi woh orders deta tha Deepak k through bahot help kiya maine uski uske parchaar se leke uske opponents ko dhamkaane takk ka kaam kartey they mere log .. Mujhe legally contract bhi dilwaatey they unhone, Deepak or Ajit jiska commission woh khud nahi letey they but mujhe pata hai paisa unttak pohanch he jaata tha.. Mujhe Police se bachaane ka kaam bhi Deepak karwata tha lekin orders Ajit k he hote they. Mere bando ko police se chhudwaana hota tha toh Deputy CM khud phone karta tha. Karta kyun nahi maine itana sab kiya tha saale k liye uske election's mein behisaab paisa Maine lagaya saala uski party k liye votes bhi khareedey maine ,votes k badle daru drugs sab baanta . Uske alawa mera drug bade bade bollywood stars ki parties mein jaata tha ye tumhare superstars Puneet,Abhijit Desai, Aman Kaur , Diksha Sharma , Raman Bishnoi.. Ye sab k sab mera drug use karte they or jab inhe kaam nahi milta tha tab mere pass hath jodke aa jaate they .. Sab k sab.. mumbai Police Commissioner, DiG, Sp sab mere fainke tukkado par pall rahe they.. Rojj nayi nayi Properties apni salary se toh le nahi shakte wohlog.. Maine dilwaai sab unhe.. Inn sab par koi department research karne baithega toh saare proofs saamne aa jaaenge

Main thoda durr aaya or bluetooth par Ami ko bola..

Main- Ami Claire tum dono uppar 4-5 rounds fire karo Jack tu Gate par goliyaan chalaa..

Ye sunte he uppar firing hui or niche Jack ne ki..

Rajesh -Bhenchod aagaya AP.. Aaagaya.. Mujhe maar dega woh... Nahi please nahi..

Ye sunke maine usski jo pistol uthaai thi woh uski taraf fainki jo usne khadda hoke catch ki or maine idhar uski khopdi kholdi..

Main-(Chilaake) Rajesh maara gaya... He's dead.. Shit...gun thi uske pass.. Ye kar kya raha tha?? Ye record kar raha tha kuch...

Ye bolke maine phone uthaaya uska.. Recording still on he thi..

Main- 8 minutes ki recording chaalu hai kuch toh hai isme..

Ye bolke maine recording off ki or idhar sablog jorr se hanse..

Abeer- Bhenchod kya cruel aadmi haibe Tu.. Fucking Hell Majaak bana diya bechare ka be..

Chang-Yeah boss.. Aisa kon karta hai bechare k sath..

Vinny-Gand faad di bechare ki.. Suspense suspense mein maara gaya bhadwa..

Main-Lund mera jinda chhodega isko..

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Maine Rajesh ko godly planning k sath thok diya tha maa chod di thi saale ki.. On camera goli maari thi lawde ko or koi mera kuch nahi ukhaad shakta.. Usne camera par kai logon ki gand maar di thi.. Deputy CM Ajit ki bhi i know Ajit ko arrest karwaane laayak evidence nahi tha ye but usko badnaam karne k liye ye evidence bahot jyaada tha.. Main aag toh Central government mein lagaana caahta tha but uski suruwaat mujhe Maharashtra government se karni paddi.. Abeer ne chopper waapis bulaa liya tha ussi ka wait kar rahe they humlog..

Abeer- Meena Mousi ka call tha bc tune logon ko ikkatha hone ko kaha tha naa Vidhan Bhavan k bahaar.. Bhenchod hajaaron log aachuke hain..Literally Hajaaron.. Or aa he rahe hain.. Aag laga di tune West Maharashtra mein.. Jaisa tune bola tha naa Rajesh kaa aatank 10 district mein tha toh tera impact bhi wahaan hoga..

Main-Abhi toh kuch nahi bc.. Ye video jaane dey.. CM Aditi ki gand fattegi usse Ajit ko nikaalna he padega Ajit ki party gayi toh sarkaar gayi ab Sarkaar banaaega kon yahaan??

Abeer- Hum bc..

Main- Yeah.. Akele hum nahi Aditi darling k sath milke banaaenge..

Abeer- Tu itana sure kaise hai Aditi nikaalegi Ajit ko??

Main- Nikaalna padega warna janta usko bhi nikaal degi or fir badhiya hai humaare liye hum akele he sarkaar bana shakte hain fir toh.. But woh nahi chahiye..

Abeer- Kyun be ?? Acha hai humaara CM hoga..

Main-Abeer Abeer it's not about the fucking posts..Tu ye baat samjhle ..Kon kya hai matter nahi karta baat post ki hoti toh main PM ko Firse PM bananey ka offer thodi deta.. Humein Yaa Deva bhai ko King nahi banana unhe King Maker banaaunga main it's easy that way..

Abeer- Or fir tu kya banega...

Main- I'll be the Puppet master... Ye sab CM's PM President Cabinet ministers honge meri katputali or main jaise caahe unhe nachaaunga..

Abeer- Great..fucking insane. But but but. Ye tere words toh nahi hain..

Main- Tu aam khaa guthali naa ginn.. Orr jahaan bheed ikatha hui hai wahaan ek badi c screen ka jugaad karwa.. Ye video chalwaani hai..

Abeer- Copy that..

Ab humaara chopper aaya hum thoda late hogaye they but koi naa wait karwana acha hai hajaaron log mera wait kar rahe they.. Ab humlog Rally location se 10 minutes durr land hue yahaan gaadiyaan ready thi humein lejaane k liye Chang Claire nikale Haryana k liye or humlog nikale Rally location k liye.. Aage aake main gaadi mein apni shirt faadne laga..

Abeer- Bhosdk daura padda hai kya?? Kya kar raha hai??

Main- Laa punches maar toh bc..

Abeer- kYun?? Chutiya hai??

Main- Oye gandu bola woh kar.. Thoda injured dikhunga toh orr sympathy milegi..

Maine apna pocket knife nikaala or apne chest or Hathon par light se cuts diye..

Abeer- Bawligand kya kya karega sarkaar banaaney k liye..

Main- Haan bc Tu jaise nahi karta.. Sarkaar banaaney k liye sadak par nanga naach shakta hai tu.. Laa punch maar ab.. Moka hai tere pass..

Abeer- Kya matlab moka??

Main- I mean waise toh tujhse lagenge nahi kabhi mujhe.. You're not on my level..

Ye suntey he Abeer ne punch maarne chaalu kiye mere munh par..

Main-Bus bus gandu.. Bus.. Bhosdk.. Rukk..

Abeer- Ab sahi lag raha hai..

Main- Fuckkk...

Abeer- Or sympathy milegi..

Ab humlog Vidhan Bhavan k saamne pohanchey toh bhenchod alag he bheed thi North India k level ki bheed thi yahaan bc iss bheed ko dekhte he main samjh gaya tha ki yahaan bhi sarkaar hum he banwaaenge.. Humaari gaadi thodi piche rukki bheed ki wajah se and finally Guards ne bheed ko thoda piche kiya toh main saamne ki taraf chal paddda uss area k bichon bich ek bada saa statue tha jiske pass mein he ek bada saa truck khadda tha jispe ek badi c screen lagi thi and ussi mein mike laga tha mere bolne k liye.. Ab mere aatey he bheed chilaane lagi bhayanak shorr ho gaya tha wahaan media wedia sab faill gaye they buri tarah se bc .. Main badi muskil se statue takk aaya fir apne jutte Nikaalke Abeer ki help se uss statue par chadha or mike liya.. Lekin bheed chupp naa ho ab, North India k log mere ishaare par chupp ho jaate they but yahaan k log utana connect nahi hue they mujhse issliye mujhe 2-3 minutes mike mein chilaana padda tab chup hue wohlog..

Main -Thankyou Thankyou.. So sabse pehle toh ek khusskhabri main aaplogon ko dena caahunga.. Rajesh Patil se ab orr darrne ki jarurat nahi hai aaplogon ko yaa kissi ko bhi woh aapko koi dikkat nahi dega ab,kyun ??kyunki Murde bhalla kissi ko kya dikkat de shakte hain..Ji Haan Rajesh Patil marr chuka hai.. He is dead..

Ab ye sunte he bhenchod bheed or bhayanak chilaane lagi abki baar maine chilaane diya or kuch derr baad woh khud se chupp hue..

Main- Ji haan.. I killed him.. Maarna he tha aaplogon ko promise jo kiya tha. Bahot bahot dhanyavaad aapsabka yahaan aane k liye.. Maine apna promise pura kiya.. Karna he tha bahot time hogaya tha Rajesh naam ki iss parasite ko.. Ye Maharashtra ko khokhla bana rahe they andar se woh bhi.. Ab main maafi caahunga ki ye maine pehle kyun nahi kiya toh main bata dun mujhe koi idea nahi tha Rajesh naam kaa koi shaks hai bhi yaa nahi obviously yahaan ki sarkaar ne pura jorr lagaake usse ek businessman dikhaaya tha or mujhe hajaaron kilometre durr wahi dikha ki hoga koi businessman but jab mujhe uski sachaai pata chali well pata chalte he toh ilaaj ho he gaya.. Ab obviously Rajesh ne kitana kuch kiya sab jante hain or ye sabko pata hai ki koi akela ye sab thodi kar shakta hai usse caahiye support police ka businessmans ka politicians ka well unfortunately Rajesh k pass woh sab tha.. Ab main aapko dikhaaunga proof ki kaise Rajesh or aapki sarkaar ne aapko andha banaaya..

Ab time tha bomb fodne ka.. Yaani Maharashtra ki sarkaar giraane ka..

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Main- please jarra dhyan se sunana or dekhna.. Media waalon se request hai thoda aage aake screen ko closely capture karein.. Ye moment Maharashtra ki history ki sabse important Moment hone waali hai.. Jack..


Ye sunke Jack ne woh truck par lagi screen mein woh video play ki or video chalte he wahaan sanaata chaa gaya jisko screen dikhi woh usme he chippak gaya or baaki bus dhyaan lagaake sunaney lage.. Mera kaam tha aag lagaana or jab damage ho jaaye tab bujhaa dena yahaan damage main Maharashtra ki sarkaar ko deraha tha or ye video wahi aag thi.. Isme naa keval Rajesh ka kaala chitha tha balki mera gungaan bhi tha maine jaan bujhke on video maara tha usko kyunki jaisa maine kaha tha mujhe uska example bananaa tha Rajesh jaise baaki criminals par bhi or baaki pure india par bhi ki AP kuch bhi kar shakta hai AP kissi ko bhi maar shakta hai AP Bhagwaan hai.. Or jaise he maine Rajesh ko goli maari log firse chilaane lage and woh video over hui..


Main- Ab dekhlo... Kya expect kartey ho tumlog?? Kon sunega tumhari?? Police?? Too bad woh Bhi Bikke hue hain.. Sarkaar?? Sarkaar toh Chal he Rajesh ki wajah se rahi thi Rajesh ne Ajit ko banaaya or Ajit ne sarkaar banwaai.. CM madam ko inmein se kuch nahi dikha ,dikhta bhi kaise Ajit ne unki aankho par patti jo baandh rakhi thi Woh uspe blindly trust karti thi unki jagah agar unke papa hote toh Woh khud Ajit ko laat maardetey.. Trust me main jaanta tha unke papa ko he was a good guy.. Or ab ye hai unki legacy sarkaar banaaney k liye kya kya karna padd raha hai.. So tumlog kya kar letey?? Niche se uppar takk sab tumhare khilaaf tha but dont worry I'm here main humesha hun aaplogon k sath jaisa maine kaha tha Maharashtra meri mom ka dusara ghar tha or main yahaan k logon ko kuch nahi hone dunga main khadda hun aapke sath main hun aapke piche main bachaaunga aapko fir woh caahe Rajesh jaise gundo se bachaana ho ya fir Deputy CM se ,mujhe ghanta farak nahi padta jo aam janta ko dabaake rakhega jo tumhe dukhi karega jo tumhe dard dega ussko main khatam kar dunga or haan ye Dhamki he hai koi kuch ukhaad shakta hai toh ukhaad le main or Meri family mere bade Bhai Deva ji hum sab last sans takk aam janta k sath khaddey hain.. Or khadde they or khaddey rahenge ab decision aap sabke hathmein hai.. It's time for a change.. Dhanyavaad... Yaad rahe main hun yahaan aapke liye..


Ye bolke maine mike fainka or bheed hui bekaabu mere naare lagne lage hindi mein english mein marathi mein buri tarah mujhe mere jutte uthaane kaa time nahi milla waise he bhaagna padda kyunki sabko mujhse millna tha issliye main nange paon he bhagke gaadi mein baitha and humlog nikale wahaan se..


Abeer- Kya master aadmi haibe Tu.. Kaise sochta hai ye sab bc.. Fuckkkkk... Bhai tu bolta firta hai tu politician nahi hai wagairaaah wagiraah lekin in reality terese bada politician koi hai he nahi..


Ab baja mera phone jo Deva bhai ka tha video call thi maine hanste hue uthaaya..


Deva-(Hanske) Kya cheej haibe Tu.. PM Sahaab bhi hain..


Main- Namaskaar Sir..


PM- AP.. Tu sach mein ajooba he hai.. Main or Deva toh waise he khudko neta kehtey hain tujhse bada neta toh koi hai he nahi...


Main-hahahhhaah... Thanks Uncle..


PM- Apna task suru bhi nahi kiya or Aditi ki 25 MP seats toh le he aaya tu..


Main- Samjh gaye aap??


PM- Bhai tujh jaisa shyaana toh nahi but thoda gyaan toh hai he.. Ab Aditi Ajit ko nikaalegi election's honge Uss area mein 50 MLA toh tu aankh bandh karke nikalwa dega.. Bus fir tere bina Aditi sarkaar kaise banaaegi.. Maharashtra mein Alliance karegi toh Central mein bhi karna padega or wahaan 25 seats hain uski.


Main- Exactly that's the plan..


PM-Master plan hai AP.. Ab main 1000% sure hun ki humein koi nahi roukk shakta ... Humein kya tujhe koi nahi roukk shakta.. Tu bhagwaan he hai..


Main- Hahaha.. Bhai Maharashtra aajaao party meeting bulaao ye harr seat k liye candidate caahiye mujhe ,select karne se pehle mujhe list bhej dena..candidate gareeb hona chahiye or Rajesh jaise kissi criminal kaa maara hua hona chahiye..


Deva- Tu rukkja main aajata hun subah karlete hain meeting..


Main-Naa naa time nahi hai ,ye choti tuchi muchi sarkaar banaaney mein time waste nahi karta main..


Maine hanste hue kaha jisse sun bhai or PM bhi jorr se hans paddey ..


Deva- Ok sir ok..


Main- Karta hun baat baad mein uncle.. Bahot kaam hai.. 25 hue hain abhi toh 125 Or laane hain..


PM- Ok ok.. Laga reh.. Great Job AP. I'm proud of you...


Deva- Yeah.. Great job AP.. Be safe..


Call disconnected...


Main- Chal ek baar hospital chal aatey hain fir bhenchod jaruri kaam suru karna hai.. Sarkaar bhi banaani hai.. Madarchod..


Humlog hospital pohanchey jahaan Nirvi Or Meena mousi they Abhi ko bhi honsh aachuka tha din mein he call aagaya tha mere pass.. Nirvi bhaagke galle milli mujhse..


Main- Kya bola tha main?? Bola tha ki nahi??


Nirvi- You are a rockstar bhaiya... Ye mera bollywood kya hai aapke saamne itane log unki film nahi dekhne jaate jitane aapko sunaney aagaye ek baar kehaney se.. Kyunki aap koi fake hero nahi real hero ho.. Log trust kartey hain aapke uppar ..


Main- I know right ... Ab jaa badhiya movie bana bahot din se kuch dekha nahi hai..


Nirvi-Aap jaa rahe ho??


Main- Yeah yeah.. Or kitana he emotional blackmail karle ab nahi rukkunga chance he nahi hai.. Dhyaan rakh keval cinema mein he naa reh family k sath time spend kar.. Thoda logon se mill..


Nirvi- Main kya karungi ye karke??


Main- Karna padega beta.. Maharashtra ki deputy CM bananey waali hai tu..


Nirvi- hahahah.. Nice joke bhaiya.. Mujhe kon banaaega..


Main- Me.. Main.. Orr kon banaaega.. Khud bhagwaan..


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Ye lo Bhai gayi sarkar, ab maharashtra bhi AP ka hai.
Super dhamakedar update Bhai

 

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Bahaar gaadiyon ki awaaj sun Chang uppar bhaaga bahaar kaa najara dekhne k liye..

Abeer- Tujhe kaise pata be Rajesh k bandey aaye hain??

Main- Invitation Maine he diya hai unko.. Issliye toh maine open jagah mein ghar lene ko bola tha taaki unhe attack karne mein ashaani ho or unhe lage ki humein yahin maar shakte hain woh log.. Issliye media ko leke aaya main yahaan issliye baar baar Rajesh ko challenge deraha hun main kyunki mujhe pata hai woh impatient hai or moka milte he bandey bhejega.. Or usne bhej diye..

Abeer- Bhenchod humein toh bata deta.. .

Main- Bata toh diya be.. Or acha hai be 20-25 log aae honge yahaan toh iska matlab wahaan jab jaaenge na uske area mein tab aadhe log milenge. .

Abeer- Bc chaaron taraf media waale hain.. Kaise maarenge inko. .

Main- Unhi ko dikhaa k maarna haibe bawligand.. Issiliye media ko sath leke aaya Maharashtra mein sabse jyaada inhi ki chalti hai or inhi k through main baat pure Maharashtra takk Pohanchaaunga.

Chang- Boss 5 gaadiyaan hain 20-25 log hain mostly k hath mein pistols he dikh rahi hain ek aadha rifle waala bhi hai..Gate todne ki taiyaari kar rahe hain.

Main- Senapati kon hai Mikka ya Mungesh? ?

Chang- Surprisingly Mikka hai munh pe kapda baandha hai usne but wahi hai surely.. Khud bahaar nikaala hai Rajesh ne usko..

Chang ne uppar se aatey hue kaha..

Main- Gajab kyunki gand fatti hai uski.. Sablog suno Mikka ko nahi maarna hai kissi bhi keemat par nahi sun rahe ho naa.. Jinda caahiye woh.. BC mujhe jitwaake he maanega Rajesh..

Abeer- Copy..

Main- Chang Claire tum dono masks lagaa lo or andar se he fight karna bahaar tabhi jaana jab marrne waale ho.. Tumhe shakal nahi dikhaani hai.. Inhe gate todne do tum log uppar niche sab khidkiyon par taiyaar raho andar lawn mein aane dena.. Aage aajaaein tab goli chalaani suru karna.. Back gate hai koi??

Chang- Haan emergency exit hai piche galli mein nikalta hai.

Main- Gajab.. So main bahaar jaata hun or ghumke inke piche se aata hun tumlog andar sambhaalo tabtak..

Chang- Akele??

Main-Ofcourse be.. Bahaar media hai akela jaaunga hero ki tarah , live maa chodunga inki , log movies chhodke yahi dekhenge..

Abeer- Hero bananey k chakkar mein gand naa fadwa lena..

Main- Bhakk bhosdk..

Maine vest pehani or Claire ne hum sabko Bluetooth devices diye jo humne lagaaye ..

Main- Ok guys.. Good luck..

Ye bolke main bahaar aaya piche or emergency gate kholke piche galli mein aaya, kaafi ghumke aage jaana tha mujhe jo acha tha tabtak yelog andar focused honge..

1 he minute baad unhone gaadi se front gate toda or kuch he seconds baad firing suru hogayi main idhar front mein aaya finally toh wahaan ek bada saa tree tha or uske niche 2-3 gaadiyaan khaddi thi or unn gaadiyon or uss tree k piche 8-10 media waale they.. Kuch toh bhenchod paid k uppar chadhe hue they, yelog thodi derr pehle aage they wahaan bungalow k saamne lekin goli chalte he yahaan bhaag aaye.. Main piche se gaya unke pass toh unki khussar Phussar chaalu thi..

"police bulaaein kya "

"Itani awaaj sunke police khud he aajaaegi.. "
"Sshhhh! Awaaj nahi mera live hai.. "
"20+ log hain , ye Ankit ko aana he nahi tha yahaan usko nahi pata yahaan ka.. Fans gaya na.. "

Main- Kyun be kyun nahi aana tha..

Main unke piche se bola toh wohlog sab apne apne cameras leke meri taraf mudde..

"sir sir sir"

Main-Chup karo re goliyon k bich interview dun ab.. Live ho??

"5 log live hain sir"

"sir bhaag jaao aap unhe nahi pata aap yahaan ho"

Main- Beta kardi na choti baat.. Lekin galati tumhari nahi hai jaante nahi ho naa tum mujhe.. Suno camera idhar karo,woh banda dikh raha hai woh , mask waala ,cehra dhakka hai jisne.. Woh hai Mikka.. Mikka pata haina kon??

"Mikka sir woh Criminal.. Rajesh ka aadmi.. Sandhya Sinde k rape or murder case mein jisko ummarkaid hui hai "

Main- Yes.. Rajesh ne bola tha naa Mikka ka koi relation nahi hai uske sath toh aaj dekh lo ,Mumbai mein khulla ghum raha hai ye or tumhare Deputy Cm ne touch bhi nahi hone diya isko .. Naa keval Sandhya balki aisi saikdon ladkiyon ka gunehagaar hai ye but don't worry main aagaya hun naa ab main un sabko justice dilwaaunga.. 5 minutes do mujhe..

Ye bolke main aage chal padda..

"Sir aage khatra hai aap yahin rukkiye police aane takk "

Main- Funny.. I don't need police.. Bollywood dekh dekh k tumlog mentally weak hogaye ho Tumlogon ko real action hero dikhaata hun main..

Ye bolke Maine apni dono glocks nikaali or dono ko lehraatey hue aage badha..

Main-(Bt) kya situation hai guys??

Abeer-(bt) 8-10 thok diye hain lekin yelog push kiye he jaa rahe hain andar ghussne waale hain bungalow k .. Tu piche se aa jaldi bc..

Main-(Bt) sorry thoda interview dene lag gaya tha . .

Abeer-Idhar humaari gand marri paddi hai or tujhe interview ki paddi hai..

Main- Abe chup be jealous aadmi aaraha hun.. Bc live chal raha hai sab ekdum badhiya angle se maarunga sabko.. Give me 5 seconds..

Main aage badha unki gaadiyaan khaddi thi wahaan takk aagaya tha main mere saamne 4 aadmi they jo bilkul bahaar they galli mein uske baad 5 log aage gate k uppar they unke sath tha Mikka baaki 4-5 bilkul he andar they.. Ab main unke bilkul close aagaya or unhe piche ka koi andaaja tha nahi.. Ab waise toh unhe thok deta main lekin , live tv par aise pith par goli maarna acha nahi lagta issliye maine guns aim ki unke uppar..

Main - Namaskaram Mandali..

Ye sun pehle 2 piche mudde or Maine mudte he unki khopdi kholi or uske baad baaki 2 ki.. Goliyon ki awaaj sun aage gate waale sab meri taraf aaye sath Mikka bhi Mikka durr se he firing karne laga mere uppar. Maine aage waale 1 ko goli maari and fir unki gaadiyon k bich chipp gaya ab woh meri taraf he aatey gaye goliyaan chalaatey hue issliye main niche late gaya or gaadi k niche se unka wait karne laga .. Unmein se 2 piche rukke or 2 aage aaye un dono ko niche se maine unki ankles par goli maari goli lagte he woh dono niche girre or fir maine khopdi mein goli maari unke bhenchod bahot buri moutt marre bechare samjh nahi aaya hua kya...Fir main khadda hua or apne kapde saaf kiye Mikka or uske 2 sathi or bache they wahaan toh Mikka ne unn dono ko bheja aage or khud piche khadda raha aim lagaaye , ab wohlog samjhdaar they ghumke aaye taaki unke ankle naa faad dun main. Ab main caahta toh idhar se ghumke un dono ko side se goli maar deta but idhar gaadi ka cover ho jaaega or media waalon ko nahi dikhunga main .. Media yahaan bahot important tha bahot jyaada main hero bananey k liye nahi dikha raha tha media ko sab balki ye prove karne k liye dikha raha tha ki mujhe yaa kissi ko bhi Rajesh k chamcho se darrne ki jarurat nahi hai mujhe dekh log inspire honge or aaj shyaam meri bataai location par aaenge.. Main motivation deraha tha logon ko.. Uske alawa ek reason ye tha ki naya state hai naya sehar hai main nahi caahta log kahein ki AP bc keval logon ko maarna he jaanta hai jinda nahi chhod shakta , kyunki kuch shyaane madarchod hote hain jo aisa bolte hain issliye main sab proof k sath he kar raha tha , koi sawaal he nahi uthaa shakta.. Third reason tha Mikka, uska ilaaj publicly karna tha mujhe kyunki Pichli baar jab Maharashtra k logon mein himmat aai thi naa tab Mikka k khilaaf he aai thi isko jail karwaane k liye hajaaron log sadkon par aagaye they or successful bhi hue they woh, isko jail hui lein fir bhaga diya gaya isko or log samjh gaye ki unki koi sunaney waala nahi hai, or aaj main Bataaunga ki main hun naa sunaney waala..

Khair toh maine un dono ko idhar se he maarna theek samjha ab woh aage badh rahe they aaram aaram se toh maine apni ek pistol lee or unke saamne fainki jisase ek second k liye unka dhyaan uss pistol par tha or ussi ek second mein maine bahaar aake dono ko thok diya.. Udhar se Mikka ne goli chalaai mere uppar but uske or mere bich 2 gaadiyaan thi..

Main- Beta Mikka.. Daddy's here.. Tu or main he hain bus..

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Main- Mikka beta, bol toh sahi chup kyun hai be.. Ghabra kyun raha hai..

Mikka-Maadarchod maar dunga tujhe..

Main-Acha.. Arrey gandu main kon hun pata hai?? Bhagwaan hun dalle main, amar hun main mujhe koi nahi maar shakta..

Mikka- Dekhte hain..

Main- Abe 20 log marr gaye tere.. 9 toh maine abhi 60 seconds mein maar diye madarchod.. Tu fir bhi nahi samjh raha, beta teri aukaat se bahaar k log hain hum.. Bhenchhod tu bhi marrega..

Main-(Bt) andar kya situation hai guys??

Abeer-(Bt) 2 minutes dey 1 bacha hai chippa hua saale ko dhundke maarunga.. Bahaar kya hai..

Main- Bahaar Mikka bacha hai bus.. I'm Good..

Maine aage aatey hue kaha Mikka ne fir goli chalaai mere uppar but abhi bhi hum dono k bich 2 gaadiyaan thi..


Main-Beta Mikka Fans gaya na FNS 57 pistol hai tere pass isme 10 he goli aati hain or tu 10 ki 10 chala chuka..

Ye bolke main aage badha toh usne goli chalaai jo chal bhi gayi.. Obviously mujhe pata tha ek goli bachi hai uske pass issi liye chalwaai thi maine..

Main- Bawligand ye 10th thi..Smart ban chutiye..

Ye bolke main uske saamne aagaya or woh reload kar paata usase pehle uske hath par laat maari maine jisase uski gun niche paddi or maine apni pistol uske uppar taan di..

Main- Haanji beta..Hath uppar kar..haan Aise..thats a good bitch..Always count your bullets..Badi gand maari hai tune yahaan k logon ki ,bhen k lawde rape??abe gunde ban jaao kuch karo lekin Rape??abe naamard logon k kaam hain ye..Woh dekh udhar.. Live chal raha hai tera cheer harran, thok dun sabke saamne?? Mikka the gangster Mikka ye Mikka woh Mikka bhen ka lund.. Aise kutte ki moutt marrega be.. Mask hata madarchod.. Cehra dikha..

Usne kapda hataaya toh maine ishaare se media ko aage bulaaya.. Media jaise he close aaya toh maine apni gun daali piche.. Ye dekhte he Mikka jhapta mere uppar obviously main yahi caahta tha toh maine uska hath bichmein he pakkad liya or maara dussre hath se usko punch or turant baad he piche hattke maari laat uske pait mein jisase woh piche gaadi se takraake niche girra or jaldbaaji mein uthne laga lekin main kahaan uthne dene waala tha maine bichmein he usko pakkada or ek k baad ek behisaab punches uski ribs or pait mein jaddne laga toh woh fir karhaatey hue niche girra..

Main- Uth,uth bhosdk..khadda ho..

Woh fir ladkhadaatey hue utha or meri taraf badha toh abki baar maine uske munh par punch maara Jisse lagte he woh pura ghum gaya orr fir niche girrta lekin maine pakkada usko or usko jukhaake apna ghutna maara uske munh k uppar usne mujhe firse punch maarna caaha lekin maine uska hath pakkada or dusare hath ki elbow maari uske elbow k uppar iss tarah se ki saale ki elbow he crack hogayi woh bhayanak chilaaya or piche hattne laga lekin usase pehle maine uska dussra hath pakkadke aage khincha or same elbow uspe maari woh fir chilaaya toh maine finally ek laat maari uski ribs mein bhenchod ki saari ribs ek sath tod di maine..Media waalon ki tog cheekhein nikal gayi ye dekh k...And finally woh kaanpte hue niche girra or usne mere pair pakkad liye or bheek maanganey laga.. Idhar Vinny wagairaah bahaar aaye . Media waale just humaare saamne khaddey they apne apne cameras and mics liye..

Main- Vinny beta chair le aa ek..

Vinny- Abhi laaya bhai.

Vinny lawn se ek chair uthaa laaya or main baitha Mikka k side mein.. Or uske baal pakkadke usko niche se uthaaya..

Main- So guys isko toh jaante he honge aap log..The Famous Mikka Bhai.. Ye 8 maheene se bhaaga hua tha custody se or Mumbai police bol rahi thi ki isko pakkadne ki puri koshish kar rahe hain woh log.. 8 maheene se.. Or abhi kitani derr lagi 40 ?? 50 seconds maybe.. Kya tha isme?? Kuch bhi nahi?! Kya tha ye?? Kya kar liya isne?? Nothing.. Ab ye khud bataaega kahaan tha ye.. Oye... Aankh kholl.. Haan saamne dekh.. jo bole soch samjh ke sach bolna sach k siwa kuch bhi bola na yahin maarunga sabke saamne ..

Mikka-Mmm. An.. Oorr.. Matt maaro... Oloe... Please... Please...

Main- Nahi maarunga.. Bata.. Sandhya ko kyun maara tune..

Mikka-Mm. ama.. Main.. Maine.. Rape.. Kiya uska.. . ww. w. oh police mein gayi.. Mmama.. Maine usko mana kiya tha lekin... Annaan.. Nahi maani usne meri.. T. Tr.. Oh maardiya....

Main- Maar diya?? Itana easily?? Saale ek pariwaar ujaad diya tune pura.. Unki saari khussiyaan cheen Lee tune.. Maar diya?? Tujhe maar dun ab?? Sabke saamne?? Bol.. Yahin thok dun..

Mikka-Nanana.. Nahi.. Please...

Main-Acha bata kahaan chippa tha itane din se?? Kon bacha raha tha tujhe??

Mikka-. r. r. rajesh bhai.. . Uunhone he mujhe jail se nika... Nikalwaya.. Unhone he mujhe u. u. u. nderground kiyaa.. U. u. unhi k liye kaam kar raha tha main..

Main-Sandhya ko Marwane mein Rajesh ka kya hath tha??

Mikkaa-... Unhone he bola tha maar dene ko.. Jaaa.. B woh maani nahi toh Rr. R. Rajesh bhai ne he usko maarne k liye bola.. Tha..

Main- Oho ho.. Damn.. Camera idhar kar be.. Haan toh sun he rahe hoge sablog.. Rajesh shaamil tha Sandhya k rape Or murder mein.. Ab obviously aaplogon ki sarkaar toh insaaf nahi dilwa paai Sandhya ko lekin dont worry main dilwaaunga insaaf.. Isase toh mujhe sach ugalwaana tha or sach aap sabke saamne laana tha issliye ye jinda hai lekin Rajesh se mujhe koi sach nahi uggalwaana , maar dunga main usse..

Reporter- S. s. Ir.. Sir.. Ab saboot bhi hain Rajesh k khilaaf toh kya aap kanoon ko unka kaam nahi karne denge??

Main- tera kanoon itane saal se kya kar raha hai be?? Talwe chaat raha hai Rajesh k uske fainke hue paison se aish kar raha hai tumhara kanoon.. Lekin fortunately Rajesh ki aukaat nahi hai mujhe khareedne ki issliye woh toh marrega he kuttey ki moutt marrega woh bhi.. Firse yaad dila dun Maharashtra ki janta ko shyaam 6 baje Vidhan Bhavan Mumbai aaplog pohancho wahaan main insaaf k sath wahin milunga..

Ye bolke main khadda hua wahaan se..

Reporter- Sir isko police k pass ya hospital nahi bhejoge??

Main- Tumlog bhejo maine ilaaj kardiya hai iska meri koi sympathy nahi hai iske sath jo isko hospital leke jaaun marrne do saale ko . Doobara kabhi sochega bhi nahi and police hopefully aa he jaaegi yahaan..

Ye sunke humlog gaadi mein baithe and nikale..

Abeer- 28-30 log toh jarur they bhai.. Yaani Rajesh k sath max to max 20 log bache honge..

Chang- Dikkat logon ki nahi hai dikkat hai uske area ki , pura trap hai woh area, ghussne se pehle thok denge humein ,ye bhi samjh nahi aaega ki goli kahaan se aai.. Not a fucking chance humlog andar ghuss paaenge boss.. Orr uppar se aap ne public ko deadline alag de rakhi hai ki aaj shyaam takk niptaa doge usko..

Main- Interesting..

Chang- Interesting nahi boss impossible.. Literally..

Main-Bhosdk.. Bhagwaan hun main literally..

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Ab mujhe Rajesh caahiye tha woh bhi agle 3-4 ghanto k andar ab dikkat ye thi ki Rajesh Dongripada karke ek area mein rehta tha wahaan ek pura area tha uska jahaan woh Or uske log rehtey they Or woh area pura ek chakkarvyuh tha jisme ghuss paana impossible tha..Obviously Rajesh ko already pata tha ek na ek din aisa aaega jarur jab sab log uske khilaaf honge ussi se bachne k liye usne apna fort banaaya tha woh khud wahaan se bahaar jaata nahi tha or jaata toh bhi Helicopter se jaata tha yaa fir apne sab armed bando k sath jaata tha . Ab humaare liye wahaan ghussna hard hone waala tha kyunki wohlog bc cockroaches ki tarah harr kone mein chippke baithey millenge,iski maa ka kahan se goli lagegi ye bhi naa samjh aane waala tha.. But ab main Maharashtra ki public ko jubaan de chuka tha toh Rajesh ko toh marrna he tha.. Kaise woh issue tha ab.. Issi bich baja mera phone jo unknown number se tha lekin caller id dikhaa raha tha Rajesh naam se toh maine uthaa liya..

Main-Haan beta.. Kahaan chuppa hai??

Rajesh-Maadarchod . . Kar kya raha hai tu haan?? Are he kaay kartoy tu?

Main- Kya hua gand fatt gayi??

Rajesh- Saale mujhse problem hai toh mujhse bhidle ye londiya ki tarah baar baar media k saamne kya jaa raha hai.. Movie bananey aaya hai maadarchod yahaan??

Main-Haao.. Teri movie banaaunga naa beta.. Bhosdk tujhe sirf maarna hota toh abtak maar chuka hota lekin tera toh example banaaunga main pure india k saamne.. Pura india dekhega kaise teri maa chudti hai.. Or jo tere jaise log haina india k alag alag kono mein woh bhi samjh jaaenge ki bc wohlog bus ek district,ek city ya ek state k baap hain lekin unka baap AP he hai... Tujhe toh sirf maarna hai mujhe lekin sath sath tere baaplog haina jo Police mein ya politics mein unki maa bhi toh chodni hai mujhe..

Rajesh- Saale aajaa naa fir baitha hun main yahaan..

Main- Aa jaaunga aa jaaunga.. Chinta naa kar 2-3 ghante hain tere pass.. Bandey tere aadhe marr chuke hain 25-30 maximum bache honge tere pass .. Haina??

Rajesh- Kaafi hain bhadwe Tu aa toh sahi.. Sukkadichya dongripada aapla area aahe ithe hawa pan mala vicharub vahte tu kasa yeshil mag idke..

Main- Bhosdk samjhne jaisa kuch bol..

Rajesh- Saale Dongripada mera area hai yahaan hawa bhi mujhse puchke behti hai toh tu kaise aajaaega yahaan?

Main - Aji haan dalle.. Lund hai tera..Dont worry aa raha hun.. Meri family ko target nahi karna caahiye tha .. Nope..

Rajesh-Arrey gandu mujhe nahi maalum tha woh bhadwi teri mousi hai.. Lekin ab kardiya toh kardiya..

Main- Bhayanak moutt dunga bhai bhayanak.. Tu soch bhi nahi shakta.. Hajaaron logon ko maar chuka hounga main aajtak lekin aisi moutt tujhe dunga naa waisi kissi ko nahi di hogi aajtak.. Majaak bana dunga Tera..

Ye sunke usne phone kaat diya or main waapis Dongripada ka map dekhne laga..

Chang- Boss ye map 30 minutes se dekh rahe ho aap, itani derr aapne kabhi nahi lagaai ek plan k liye..

Main- Yeah it's hard..

Abeer- Tere liye hard hai toh matlab impossible hai..

Main-Nothing is impossible jaanwar.. Nothing..

Abeer-Toh kar kuch..

Main- Kardiya.. Bhenchod.. Befaltu itana dimag laga rahe hain humlog.. Saamne he toh tha..

Abeer-Kya??

Main-Chopper be.. Helipad hai uss lawde ki roof par kissi badhiya se pilot ko andha paisa dey or usko bata yahaan land karna hai usko bhayanak speed se .. .Niche waalon ko kuch samjh aaye usase pehle land kardena hai.. Aasmaan se moutt barshegi Dongripada mein..

Abeer-Nice bc.. Fucking Nice..

Chang- Ye laaye naa boss gajab idea... Maadarchod ko samjh nahi aaega kya hua uske sath..

Main- Lekin helicopter high end hona chahiye bc firing jhel le aisa.. Ek baar land hue toh bus saare gharon ki roofs interconnected hain faill jaaenge humlog bus kuch bhi ho jaaye gharon se bahaar nahi nikalna hai humein, kyunki bahaar galli mein nikale toh maare jaaenge bc..

Abeer- Main chopper ready karwata hun..

Main-Lets get ready guys..

Ab agle 1 ghante mein humlog ready they bulletproof vests or pistols bus jyaada high end kuch nahi caahiye tha ye kaafi hai Abeer ne Chopper ready karwa diya tha or hum shyaam 4:30 baje baithey chopper mein.. Sab set tha Pilot ko sab samjha diya gaya tha ..

Pilot- Get ready guys properly land hone ka time bhi nahi milega.. Jump karna pad shakta hai.

Main- Copy.. Get ready everyone..

Humlog Dongripada k close they and bus limited time tha toh pilot ne jhatke se chopper niche liya, pilot experienced tha usne seconds k hisaab se chopper Rajesh k bungalow ki helipad par laa diya land nahi hua 8-9 feet uppar he tha chopper helipad se or ye tha humaara sign jump karne ka humlog dono sides se kuddey seedhe helipad par or thankfully tabtak Rajesh ya uske bando ko kuch samjh he nahi aaya tha agle he second chopper chala gaya wahaan se..ab situation ye thi ki ek ye bungalow or iske alawa chaaron taraf 7-8 ghar they jo sab Rajesh k logon k they lekin Rajesh yahin tha humein bus usko yahaan se bahaar nahi jaane dena tha baaki log khud usse bachaane yahaan aaenge..

Main- Ami Claire tum dono uppar se he najar rakho dusare gharon se yahaan aaenge bandey niche se bhi or uppar se bhi sabko thok do..

Ami-Copy..

Ye bolke humlog terrace k gate ki taraf badhe tabtak i guess Rajesh k log samjh chuke they ki ye unka chopper nahi tha or wohlog ussi gate se uppar aaye lekin jaise he wohlog gate se bahaar nikale aage main or Chang they humne 4 ko toh aatey he maar diya ye dekh baaki waapis seedhiyon se niche bhaag gaye.. And humlog bhaage ab unke piche and Uss bungalow k andar finally entry le lee humne..

Main-(Chilaake) Beta Rajesh tera baap aaya hai aaja aashirvaad lele..

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Humlog Rajesh k bungalow k second floor par they or uske bandey niche, humein bus niche takk clear karna tha.. Ami or Claire uppar se cover kar rahi thi humein or baaki Main Jack Vinny Chang or Abeer andar they.. Humlog ekdusare se connected they Bluetooth devices se..

Main - Jack Vinny ye floor ka harr ek room clear karo koi bachna nahi caahiye..Abeer Chang Follow me..


Jack or Vinny ko uppar he chhodke hum teeno niche bhaagke first floor par aaye wahaan uttartey he side waale room kaa gate khulla or 2 bandey bahaar aaye lekin unke pass naa toh gun thi naa kuch orr humein dekh unhone apni gun nikaalni jarur caahi lekin Abeer ne nikaalne he nahi di unhe..

Main-Abeer Tu ye floor ka harr room clear kar..Chang follow me..

Ab main or Chang first floor se niche uttarne lage lekin seedhiyon mein he Kuch bandey humaara wait kar rahe they.. Aatey he unhone firing chaalu ki toh humein rukkna padda..

Main- Chang.. Kuch kar bhosdk. Do something..

Chang- What??

Main- Niche kudd jaa bc hall mein..

Chang- Hahahaha..

Main- I'm serious..

Chang- Serious ho?? What the fuck??

Main-Ofcourse bc.. Jyaada uncha thodi hai.. Niche kudd jaa or inke piche se aa.. Latak k kuddega toh 8-10 feet he bachegi..

Chang-Kuddna issue nahi hai boss niche hall mein bandey hue toh..

Main-Wohlog expect nahi kar rahe honge tujhe.. Jabtak unhe samjh aaega tabtak Tu seedhiyon se inke piche se aajaana....

Chang- Waah.. Acha hai.. Bol raha tha flashbangs toh le he lo ab kaam aatey naa..

Main-Abe mera ghutna injured hai warna main kudd jaata..

Chang-Kudd raha hun blackmail naa karo. Uppar se cover do mujhe yelog ko chhodo ye uppar nahi aaenge..

Chang railling se latak k niche hall mein kudd gaya or turant he bhaagke seedhiyon mein chadh gaya jaise maine kaha tha uske uppar firing hui but tabtak woh seedhiyon mein chala gaya tha uske seedhiyon mein jaatey he main uppar se seedhiyon par gaya or hum dono ne unn 5 logon ko wahin gherr liya wohlog Chang ki taraf palte tabtak main aachuka tha or humne un sabko leta diya..

Chang-Main hun boss.. Relax ..Mujhe matt thok dena.. All dead.. Niche bahot bandey hain 8-10 honge.. 3 idhar main entrance ki taraf hain 3 piche they right corner mein or 4-5 middle mein they..

Humne guns reload ki tabtak Jack or Vinny bhi aagaye they uppar se.. Hum sab Seedhiyon mein he rukke..

Main- chaaron taraf bandey hain..

Vinny- Room ki khidki se bahaar uttar shakte hain or fir main gate se entry le lenge..

Main- Naa bahaar jaana matlab moutt hai bc.. Kahaan kahaan chippe baithey honge soch bhi nahi shakte..

Chang-Toh fir??

Main-Firse kudd jaao.. Uppar se hall mein..

Chang-Boss abhi just bacha hun main kuddke.. Marwa he doge kya??

Main- Exactly ,unhe Pata hai tu bacha hai toh woh sochenge bhi nahi ki koi chutiya doobara aisa kuch try karega.. Unki tarah soch..

Chang- Gand fatt jaaegi boss itani taraf se goli aaengi..

Main- Shakk hai kya bc..

Chang- Gate waalon ka kya..

Main- Main hun naa tum 3 udhar se kuddoge uske turant baad main yahaan seedhiyon se kuddunga or gate waale mere..

Chang- Ok.. Ok.. Jack Vinny follow me..

Main-(Bt par) Uppar kya situation hai guys..

Claire-(Bt) Jaisa aapne bola tha boss log roofs se kuddke idhar aarahe they 5 ko maara maine kuch niche se aarahe they unko Ami ne ..4 ko maara Ami ne but 2-3 ghuss chuke they andar..

Main-(Bt) 4 uppar maare fir 2 second floor par.. 5 yahaan... 5 claire ne 4 Ami ne.. 20 ek toh gaye.. Matlab jo niche bache hain woh last he hain.. Gajab.. Koi ikka dukka hoga toh bahaar he hoga woh gand marrae apni..

Chang Jack or Vinny ko le gaya uppar jahaan se woh niche kudda tha or idhar main ready hua..

Chang-(Bt) thoda distraction toh karo boss aise kya bilkul he gand marwa doge humaari kahin wait he kar rahe hon wohlog humaare kuddne ka..

Main-(Chilaake ) Rajesh.. Chupp kyun hai be.. Bol naa.. Kya hua..? Saanp sungh gaya kya maadarchod?? Kya bola tha Dongripada tera area hai hawa nahi behti wagairaah wagairaah.. Maadarchod le aagaya main.. Ab bhaag kahaan bhaagega.. Main banaaunga tera gangster..

Chang-(Bt) Ready boss?? On.. 3...2..1...

Ab udhar se Chang Jack or Vinny kuddey niche Hall mein or idhar seedhiyon se main kudda.. Mujhe bus main entrance waalon ko dekhna tha baaki ko Chang wagairaah easily dekh lenge.. Mera plan tha toh sahi he hoga.. Wohlog kudde toh koi expect nahi kar raha tha idhar gate waale bhi kuddne ki awaaj sunke aage aaye lekin bich mein main aagaya or mere dono hathon mein pistols thi maine aage aane he nahi diya maadarchodon ko.. 10 seconds mein pura hall clear kar diya humne..

Chang-Boss.. Rajesh idhar hai.. Uska dusara senapati bhi maara gaya akela hai..

Chang ne piche kuddte hue kaha kyunki Rajesh ek room k gate ka cover liye khadda tha or usne Chang k uppar firing ki..

Main-Isko chhodo Jack Tu main gate par khadda ho bahaar matt jaana jo iss taraf aaye usse thok dena.. Chang Vinny tumlog yahaan ka ek ek room clear karo..

Maine ek chair khinchi or Rajesh jiss room mein tha uske side mein chair lagaake baith gaya main..


Main-Haan beta ji suna kya haal hain??


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Update-519(The Death Of A Fool)​

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Humne Pura Bungalow seal karliya tha sab clear tha Ami or Claire uppar se najar rakhe hue thi or Jack gate k uppar tha Rajesh ek room mein dubak k baitha tha hathmein gun liye..

Main-Oye bhosdk bol toh sahi..

Rajesh-Tere hath se nahi Marrunga saale khud suicide kar lunga..

Main- Kyun bhosdk ?? Marrna kyun hai lekin.. Main tujhe maarne nahi aaya hun bhosdk.. Maarna hota toh itana risk leke yahaan nahi aata ek sniper ko yahaan tere he area mein chhod deta or jaise he Tu terrace par jaata teri khopdi udd jaati..

Rajesh-km. Kya matlab?? Maarna nahi hai..

Main- Mujhe jarurat hai teri..

Rajesh- Kaa.. Kaise??

Main- Tune pucha tha naa ki yahaan film banaaney aaya hai kya tu?? Wahi film banaani hai.. Tu on camera bol tune kya kya kiya or kiske liye kiya hai.. Aage tu jaane or police jaane..

Rajesh- Kkkyun?? Tujhe kya milega??

Main- Ye Deputy CM ki maa chodni hai mujhe.. Or tujhe bhi.. Kyunki teri gand marwaadi usne . Jab Tujhe sabse jyaada jarurat thi uski toh usne apni raajgaddi ko chunna..

Rajesh- Gadaar hai woh saala..

Main- Bus fir aaja..

Rajesh- Lekin.. Lekin maine uske liye aisa kuch kabhi nahi kiya..

Main- I know itana shyaana toh hai woh ki tujhse directly kuch nahi karwaaega.. But jitana Tu jaanta hai woh bahot hai..

Rajesh-Mamamin.. Taiyaar hun.. Game toh nahi khel raha Tu..

Main- Bhosdk game kya he khel lunga tu khudko maarne ko taiyaar hai usase burra kya he hoga be tere liye gandu..

Rajesh-Ok.. Ok.. Main bahaar aaraha hun bandukk nahi hai mere pass daal di..

Main- Aaja..

Rajesh hath uppar karke bahaar aaya.. Maine uski gun uthaake apne pass rakhi..

Main- Hath kya uppar kiye hain londiya k jaise bc.. Aa baith...Phone dey tera..

Usne apna phone diya mujhe..

Main- Sun suru se aakhiri takk bindaas bolna hai kya kiya tune kya nahi kiske liye kiya konsa neta konsa businessman konse major police officer ne tujhse kya liya kya diya tujhe.. Mota mota chote mote leader's yaa businessmen k naam nahi caahiye mujhe..

Rajesh- Thik hai..

Main- Ye CM madam se bhi kuch relation hai tera??

Rajes- Utana kuch khaas nahi bus Deputy CM karke isko jaanta hun thoda bahot kabhi kaam kiya hoga iska, politics related Kuch or bhi banaa lunga uska bhi..

Main- Thappad maardunga bhosdk.. Uska naam liya toh.. Babhi hai teri...Uske liye yahaan bol..Ye mera phone hai isme CM madam ne tujhse jo jo kiya ya karwaya woh bata jaldi se.. Meri taraf matt dekhna.. Lights camera action..

Rajesh- CM Aditi Munde se meri jaan pehchan Ajit Sammant ne he karwayi thi usase mera waasta kam he tha lekin election's k dauraan usse bhi meri madad ki jarurat padti thi.. Mere bandey 100+ gaadiyaan leke uske liye votes maangane jaate they.. Uski party ko main legally Donation deta tha.. Or mujhe koi kaam hota toh main Ajit se nikalwa leta badle mein Aditi bus apna munh bandh rakhti thi...

Ye bolke Maine recording roukki.. Fuck bc iska toh kuch bhi nahi hai..

Main- Bus ab tu sun Jo jo tha naa tera contact bada neta abhineta yaa police sab bolna hai or bich bich mein bolna hai tujhe ki AP or uske log yahaan aa chuke hain or Tu apni aakhiri sans takk ladega chhodega nahi AP ko tu.. Or fir end mein main durr goliyaan chalaaunga fir tujhe bolna hai ki bhenchod AP aagaya yahaan... Bus fir hath jodd dena maafi k liye..

Rajesh- Ye kissliye??

Main- 2 reason hain ek toh logon ko ye confirm ho jaaega ki ye sab karwaane mein mera koi hath nahi hai ye sab tune mere aane se pehle he kiya hai..or dusara jab tujhe jinda dekhenge toh tu bolna ki AP bhagwaan aadmi hai usne mujhe maaf kiya usne meri jaan bakshi.. Etc etc.. Mujhe uncha dikhaana hai bhosdk... Mujhe Pair jamaane hai yahaan Maharashtra mein ussi ki suruwaat hai ,Meri tareef he tareef karna bhosdk lekin negative way mein .. Chal Jaldi kar ab.. Meri taraf dekhna nahi bus camera mein dekhta rahiyo.. Or hindi mein bolna bc.. Jyaada audience milegi jaldi viral hoga.. Milllion subscribers toh yun aa jaaenge..

Ye bolke maine uska phone recording timer on karke ek table par rakha or main piche aake baith gaya sofa par mere sath Abeer Vinny or Chang bhi baithey..

Rajesh- Main Rajesh Patil sab jaante he honge mujhe . Lekin jo bhi tumlog jaante ho woh galat jaante ho.. Main koi contractor yaa businessmen nahi hun main ek gangster hun ek smuggler hun ek criminal hun.. Maine bahot kuch kiya aajtak..2010 mein Manu Gawli ki family ko maine maara.. 2011 mein Mumbai Police commissioner Or uski wife ka accident Maine karwaya.. 2011 mein he Vakeel chandarmohan ka murder Maine khud apne hathon se kiya.. 2012 se 2014 k bich khan gang k 40-50 log ko maine maara ya marrwaya hoga.. 2015 mein Mohini Sharma ka rape Maine kiya fir uska or uske bhai ka murder Maine karwaya ... 2016 mein SP madhu ka rape or murder Maine kiya.. 2016 mein MLA Kanta or uski beti ka rape or murder Maine kiya.. 2017-2018 mein Babulaal or uske gang k 16 logon ko maine maara or marwaya. 2019 mein contractor Shivam Dubey ka accident Maine karwaya.. Or bhi bahi hain.. Mhatre murder, Padmini rape case Mukkul Roy kidnapping.. MP Shivank murder.. Ye they mere main gunaah iske alawa chote mote bahot saare crime main kar chuka hun..Drugs mera main dhanda hai hajaaron logon takk mera drug pohanchta hai harr hafte. Pichle kai saal se .Abhi haal he mein woh MP Meena ne mere khilaaf pardashan kiya issi wajah se maine uske betey ko maara or beti ko dhamki di.. Lekin saala main pagal tha mujhe nahi pata tha woh Meena woh saale AP ki family se hai.. 20 saal mein ye empire banaaya tha maine woh saala AP 20 minute mein sab khatam kar dega.. Mera fort tha Dongripada yahaan mujhe bhagwaan bhi nahi pakkad shakta tha lekin. W. woh saala yahaan bhi aagaya hai.. Sabko maar raha hai woh.. Mmmujhe bhi maar dega woh.. Main ladunga aakhiri sans takk.. Woh.. Woh kaal hai.. Woh moutt hai 50 se jyaada log maar diye usne mere 2 ghanto mein.. W. woh sanki hai munh se nahi bandukk se bol raha hai mmmmeri galati thi mmmmaine uski behan ko touch kiya.. Lekin apan ko konsa maalum tha saala woh uski behan hai.. Pata hota toh main saala uske pairon mein girke maafi maang leta.. Lekin hogaya so hogaya ab main akela toh jaaunga nahi.. Kuch log hain jinhone mujhse paise khaaye hain yaa Maine unhe khilaaaye hain.. MLA Deepak Mhatre mera sabse close shaks tha ussi k through meri jaan pehchan Deputy CM Ajit Sammant se hui thi Ajit ne mujhse kuch galat nahi karwaya ,directly toh nahi woh orders deta tha Deepak k through bahot help kiya maine uski uske parchaar se leke uske opponents ko dhamkaane takk ka kaam kartey they mere log .. Mujhe legally contract bhi dilwaatey they unhone, Deepak or Ajit jiska commission woh khud nahi letey they but mujhe pata hai paisa unttak pohanch he jaata tha.. Mujhe Police se bachaane ka kaam bhi Deepak karwata tha lekin orders Ajit k he hote they. Mere bando ko police se chhudwaana hota tha toh Deputy CM khud phone karta tha. Karta kyun nahi maine itana sab kiya tha saale k liye uske election's mein behisaab paisa Maine lagaya saala uski party k liye votes bhi khareedey maine ,votes k badle daru drugs sab baanta . Uske alawa mera drug bade bade bollywood stars ki parties mein jaata tha ye tumhare superstars Puneet,Abhijit Desai, Aman Kaur , Diksha Sharma , Raman Bishnoi.. Ye sab k sab mera drug use karte they or jab inhe kaam nahi milta tha tab mere pass hath jodke aa jaate they .. Sab k sab.. mumbai Police Commissioner, DiG, Sp sab mere fainke tukkado par pall rahe they.. Rojj nayi nayi Properties apni salary se toh le nahi shakte wohlog.. Maine dilwaai sab unhe.. Inn sab par koi department research karne baithega toh saare proofs saamne aa jaaenge

Main thoda durr aaya or bluetooth par Ami ko bola..

Main- Ami Claire tum dono uppar 4-5 rounds fire karo Jack tu Gate par goliyaan chalaa..

Ye sunte he uppar firing hui or niche Jack ne ki..

Rajesh -Bhenchod aagaya AP.. Aaagaya.. Mujhe maar dega woh... Nahi please nahi..

Ye sunke maine usski jo pistol uthaai thi woh uski taraf fainki jo usne khadda hoke catch ki or maine idhar uski khopdi kholdi..

Main-(Chilaake) Rajesh maara gaya... He's dead.. Shit...gun thi uske pass.. Ye kar kya raha tha?? Ye record kar raha tha kuch...

Ye bolke maine phone uthaaya uska.. Recording still on he thi..

Main- 8 minutes ki recording chaalu hai kuch toh hai isme..

Ye bolke maine recording off ki or idhar sablog jorr se hanse..

Abeer- Bhenchod kya cruel aadmi haibe Tu.. Fucking Hell Majaak bana diya bechare ka be..

Chang-Yeah boss.. Aisa kon karta hai bechare k sath..

Vinny-Gand faad di bechare ki.. Suspense suspense mein maara gaya bhadwa..

Main-Lund mera jinda chhodega isko..

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Update-520(The Future Of Maharashtra) ​

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Maine Rajesh ko godly planning k sath thok diya tha maa chod di thi saale ki.. On camera goli maari thi lawde ko or koi mera kuch nahi ukhaad shakta.. Usne camera par kai logon ki gand maar di thi.. Deputy CM Ajit ki bhi i know Ajit ko arrest karwaane laayak evidence nahi tha ye but usko badnaam karne k liye ye evidence bahot jyaada tha.. Main aag toh Central government mein lagaana caahta tha but uski suruwaat mujhe Maharashtra government se karni paddi.. Abeer ne chopper waapis bulaa liya tha ussi ka wait kar rahe they humlog..

Abeer- Meena Mousi ka call tha bc tune logon ko ikkatha hone ko kaha tha naa Vidhan Bhavan k bahaar.. Bhenchod hajaaron log aachuke hain..Literally Hajaaron.. Or aa he rahe hain.. Aag laga di tune West Maharashtra mein.. Jaisa tune bola tha naa Rajesh kaa aatank 10 district mein tha toh tera impact bhi wahaan hoga..

Main-Abhi toh kuch nahi bc.. Ye video jaane dey.. CM Aditi ki gand fattegi usse Ajit ko nikaalna he padega Ajit ki party gayi toh sarkaar gayi ab Sarkaar banaaega kon yahaan??

Abeer- Hum bc..

Main- Yeah.. Akele hum nahi Aditi darling k sath milke banaaenge..

Abeer- Tu itana sure kaise hai Aditi nikaalegi Ajit ko??

Main- Nikaalna padega warna janta usko bhi nikaal degi or fir badhiya hai humaare liye hum akele he sarkaar bana shakte hain fir toh.. But woh nahi chahiye..

Abeer- Kyun be ?? Acha hai humaara CM hoga..

Main-Abeer Abeer it's not about the fucking posts..Tu ye baat samjhle ..Kon kya hai matter nahi karta baat post ki hoti toh main PM ko Firse PM bananey ka offer thodi deta.. Humein Yaa Deva bhai ko King nahi banana unhe King Maker banaaunga main it's easy that way..

Abeer- Or fir tu kya banega...

Main- I'll be the Puppet master... Ye sab CM's PM President Cabinet ministers honge meri katputali or main jaise caahe unhe nachaaunga..

Abeer- Great..fucking insane. But but but. Ye tere words toh nahi hain..

Main- Tu aam khaa guthali naa ginn.. Orr jahaan bheed ikatha hui hai wahaan ek badi c screen ka jugaad karwa.. Ye video chalwaani hai..

Abeer- Copy that..

Ab humaara chopper aaya hum thoda late hogaye they but koi naa wait karwana acha hai hajaaron log mera wait kar rahe they.. Ab humlog Rally location se 10 minutes durr land hue yahaan gaadiyaan ready thi humein lejaane k liye Chang Claire nikale Haryana k liye or humlog nikale Rally location k liye.. Aage aake main gaadi mein apni shirt faadne laga..

Abeer- Bhosdk daura padda hai kya?? Kya kar raha hai??

Main- Laa punches maar toh bc..

Abeer- kYun?? Chutiya hai??

Main- Oye gandu bola woh kar.. Thoda injured dikhunga toh orr sympathy milegi..

Maine apna pocket knife nikaala or apne chest or Hathon par light se cuts diye..

Abeer- Bawligand kya kya karega sarkaar banaaney k liye..

Main- Haan bc Tu jaise nahi karta.. Sarkaar banaaney k liye sadak par nanga naach shakta hai tu.. Laa punch maar ab.. Moka hai tere pass..

Abeer- Kya matlab moka??

Main- I mean waise toh tujhse lagenge nahi kabhi mujhe.. You're not on my level..

Ye suntey he Abeer ne punch maarne chaalu kiye mere munh par..

Main-Bus bus gandu.. Bus.. Bhosdk.. Rukk..

Abeer- Ab sahi lag raha hai..

Main- Fuckkk...

Abeer- Or sympathy milegi..

Ab humlog Vidhan Bhavan k saamne pohanchey toh bhenchod alag he bheed thi North India k level ki bheed thi yahaan bc iss bheed ko dekhte he main samjh gaya tha ki yahaan bhi sarkaar hum he banwaaenge.. Humaari gaadi thodi piche rukki bheed ki wajah se and finally Guards ne bheed ko thoda piche kiya toh main saamne ki taraf chal paddda uss area k bichon bich ek bada saa statue tha jiske pass mein he ek bada saa truck khadda tha jispe ek badi c screen lagi thi and ussi mein mike laga tha mere bolne k liye.. Ab mere aatey he bheed chilaane lagi bhayanak shorr ho gaya tha wahaan media wedia sab faill gaye they buri tarah se bc .. Main badi muskil se statue takk aaya fir apne jutte Nikaalke Abeer ki help se uss statue par chadha or mike liya.. Lekin bheed chupp naa ho ab, North India k log mere ishaare par chupp ho jaate they but yahaan k log utana connect nahi hue they mujhse issliye mujhe 2-3 minutes mike mein chilaana padda tab chup hue wohlog..

Main -Thankyou Thankyou.. So sabse pehle toh ek khusskhabri main aaplogon ko dena caahunga.. Rajesh Patil se ab orr darrne ki jarurat nahi hai aaplogon ko yaa kissi ko bhi woh aapko koi dikkat nahi dega ab,kyun ??kyunki Murde bhalla kissi ko kya dikkat de shakte hain..Ji Haan Rajesh Patil marr chuka hai.. He is dead..

Ab ye sunte he bhenchod bheed or bhayanak chilaane lagi abki baar maine chilaane diya or kuch derr baad woh khud se chupp hue..

Main- Ji haan.. I killed him.. Maarna he tha aaplogon ko promise jo kiya tha. Bahot bahot dhanyavaad aapsabka yahaan aane k liye.. Maine apna promise pura kiya.. Karna he tha bahot time hogaya tha Rajesh naam ki iss parasite ko.. Ye Maharashtra ko khokhla bana rahe they andar se woh bhi.. Ab main maafi caahunga ki ye maine pehle kyun nahi kiya toh main bata dun mujhe koi idea nahi tha Rajesh naam kaa koi shaks hai bhi yaa nahi obviously yahaan ki sarkaar ne pura jorr lagaake usse ek businessman dikhaaya tha or mujhe hajaaron kilometre durr wahi dikha ki hoga koi businessman but jab mujhe uski sachaai pata chali well pata chalte he toh ilaaj ho he gaya.. Ab obviously Rajesh ne kitana kuch kiya sab jante hain or ye sabko pata hai ki koi akela ye sab thodi kar shakta hai usse caahiye support police ka businessmans ka politicians ka well unfortunately Rajesh k pass woh sab tha.. Ab main aapko dikhaaunga proof ki kaise Rajesh or aapki sarkaar ne aapko andha banaaya..

Ab time tha bomb fodne ka.. Yaani Maharashtra ki sarkaar giraane ka..

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Update-521(Government Down) ​

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Main- please jarra dhyan se sunana or dekhna.. Media waalon se request hai thoda aage aake screen ko closely capture karein.. Ye moment Maharashtra ki history ki sabse important Moment hone waali hai.. Jack..


Ye sunke Jack ne woh truck par lagi screen mein woh video play ki or video chalte he wahaan sanaata chaa gaya jisko screen dikhi woh usme he chippak gaya or baaki bus dhyaan lagaake sunaney lage.. Mera kaam tha aag lagaana or jab damage ho jaaye tab bujhaa dena yahaan damage main Maharashtra ki sarkaar ko deraha tha or ye video wahi aag thi.. Isme naa keval Rajesh ka kaala chitha tha balki mera gungaan bhi tha maine jaan bujhke on video maara tha usko kyunki jaisa maine kaha tha mujhe uska example bananaa tha Rajesh jaise baaki criminals par bhi or baaki pure india par bhi ki AP kuch bhi kar shakta hai AP kissi ko bhi maar shakta hai AP Bhagwaan hai.. Or jaise he maine Rajesh ko goli maari log firse chilaane lage and woh video over hui..


Main- Ab dekhlo... Kya expect kartey ho tumlog?? Kon sunega tumhari?? Police?? Too bad woh Bhi Bikke hue hain.. Sarkaar?? Sarkaar toh Chal he Rajesh ki wajah se rahi thi Rajesh ne Ajit ko banaaya or Ajit ne sarkaar banwaai.. CM madam ko inmein se kuch nahi dikha ,dikhta bhi kaise Ajit ne unki aankho par patti jo baandh rakhi thi Woh uspe blindly trust karti thi unki jagah agar unke papa hote toh Woh khud Ajit ko laat maardetey.. Trust me main jaanta tha unke papa ko he was a good guy.. Or ab ye hai unki legacy sarkaar banaaney k liye kya kya karna padd raha hai.. So tumlog kya kar letey?? Niche se uppar takk sab tumhare khilaaf tha but dont worry I'm here main humesha hun aaplogon k sath jaisa maine kaha tha Maharashtra meri mom ka dusara ghar tha or main yahaan k logon ko kuch nahi hone dunga main khadda hun aapke sath main hun aapke piche main bachaaunga aapko fir woh caahe Rajesh jaise gundo se bachaana ho ya fir Deputy CM se ,mujhe ghanta farak nahi padta jo aam janta ko dabaake rakhega jo tumhe dukhi karega jo tumhe dard dega ussko main khatam kar dunga or haan ye Dhamki he hai koi kuch ukhaad shakta hai toh ukhaad le main or Meri family mere bade Bhai Deva ji hum sab last sans takk aam janta k sath khaddey hain.. Or khadde they or khaddey rahenge ab decision aap sabke hathmein hai.. It's time for a change.. Dhanyavaad... Yaad rahe main hun yahaan aapke liye..


Ye bolke maine mike fainka or bheed hui bekaabu mere naare lagne lage hindi mein english mein marathi mein buri tarah mujhe mere jutte uthaane kaa time nahi milla waise he bhaagna padda kyunki sabko mujhse millna tha issliye main nange paon he bhagke gaadi mein baitha and humlog nikale wahaan se..


Abeer- Kya master aadmi haibe Tu.. Kaise sochta hai ye sab bc.. Fuckkkkk... Bhai tu bolta firta hai tu politician nahi hai wagairaaah wagiraah lekin in reality terese bada politician koi hai he nahi..


Ab baja mera phone jo Deva bhai ka tha video call thi maine hanste hue uthaaya..


Deva-(Hanske) Kya cheej haibe Tu.. PM Sahaab bhi hain..


Main- Namaskaar Sir..


PM- AP.. Tu sach mein ajooba he hai.. Main or Deva toh waise he khudko neta kehtey hain tujhse bada neta toh koi hai he nahi...


Main-hahahhhaah... Thanks Uncle..


PM- Apna task suru bhi nahi kiya or Aditi ki 25 MP seats toh le he aaya tu..


Main- Samjh gaye aap??


PM- Bhai tujh jaisa shyaana toh nahi but thoda gyaan toh hai he.. Ab Aditi Ajit ko nikaalegi election's honge Uss area mein 50 MLA toh tu aankh bandh karke nikalwa dega.. Bus fir tere bina Aditi sarkaar kaise banaaegi.. Maharashtra mein Alliance karegi toh Central mein bhi karna padega or wahaan 25 seats hain uski.


Main- Exactly that's the plan..


PM-Master plan hai AP.. Ab main 1000% sure hun ki humein koi nahi roukk shakta ... Humein kya tujhe koi nahi roukk shakta.. Tu bhagwaan he hai..


Main- Hahaha.. Bhai Maharashtra aajaao party meeting bulaao ye harr seat k liye candidate caahiye mujhe ,select karne se pehle mujhe list bhej dena..candidate gareeb hona chahiye or Rajesh jaise kissi criminal kaa maara hua hona chahiye..


Deva- Tu rukkja main aajata hun subah karlete hain meeting..


Main-Naa naa time nahi hai ,ye choti tuchi muchi sarkaar banaaney mein time waste nahi karta main..


Maine hanste hue kaha jisse sun bhai or PM bhi jorr se hans paddey ..


Deva- Ok sir ok..


Main- Karta hun baat baad mein uncle.. Bahot kaam hai.. 25 hue hain abhi toh 125 Or laane hain..


PM- Ok ok.. Laga reh.. Great Job AP. I'm proud of you...


Deva- Yeah.. Great job AP.. Be safe..


Call disconnected...


Main- Chal ek baar hospital chal aatey hain fir bhenchod jaruri kaam suru karna hai.. Sarkaar bhi banaani hai.. Madarchod..


Humlog hospital pohanchey jahaan Nirvi Or Meena mousi they Abhi ko bhi honsh aachuka tha din mein he call aagaya tha mere pass.. Nirvi bhaagke galle milli mujhse..


Main- Kya bola tha main?? Bola tha ki nahi??


Nirvi- You are a rockstar bhaiya... Ye mera bollywood kya hai aapke saamne itane log unki film nahi dekhne jaate jitane aapko sunaney aagaye ek baar kehaney se.. Kyunki aap koi fake hero nahi real hero ho.. Log trust kartey hain aapke uppar ..


Main- I know right ... Ab jaa badhiya movie bana bahot din se kuch dekha nahi hai..


Nirvi-Aap jaa rahe ho??


Main- Yeah yeah.. Or kitana he emotional blackmail karle ab nahi rukkunga chance he nahi hai.. Dhyaan rakh keval cinema mein he naa reh family k sath time spend kar.. Thoda logon se mill..


Nirvi- Main kya karungi ye karke??


Main- Karna padega beta.. Maharashtra ki deputy CM bananey waali hai tu..


Nirvi- hahahah.. Nice joke bhaiya.. Mujhe kon banaaega..


Main- Me.. Main.. Orr kon banaaega.. Khud bhagwaan..


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Ye lo Bhai gayi sarkar, ab maharashtra bhi AP ka hai.
Super dhamakedar update Bhai

 

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Bahaar gaadiyon ki awaaj sun Chang uppar bhaaga bahaar kaa najara dekhne k liye..

Abeer- Tujhe kaise pata be Rajesh k bandey aaye hain??

Main- Invitation Maine he diya hai unko.. Issliye toh maine open jagah mein ghar lene ko bola tha taaki unhe attack karne mein ashaani ho or unhe lage ki humein yahin maar shakte hain woh log.. Issliye media ko leke aaya main yahaan issliye baar baar Rajesh ko challenge deraha hun main kyunki mujhe pata hai woh impatient hai or moka milte he bandey bhejega.. Or usne bhej diye..

Abeer- Bhenchod humein toh bata deta.. .

Main- Bata toh diya be.. Or acha hai be 20-25 log aae honge yahaan toh iska matlab wahaan jab jaaenge na uske area mein tab aadhe log milenge. .

Abeer- Bc chaaron taraf media waale hain.. Kaise maarenge inko. .

Main- Unhi ko dikhaa k maarna haibe bawligand.. Issiliye media ko sath leke aaya Maharashtra mein sabse jyaada inhi ki chalti hai or inhi k through main baat pure Maharashtra takk Pohanchaaunga.

Chang- Boss 5 gaadiyaan hain 20-25 log hain mostly k hath mein pistols he dikh rahi hain ek aadha rifle waala bhi hai..Gate todne ki taiyaari kar rahe hain.

Main- Senapati kon hai Mikka ya Mungesh? ?

Chang- Surprisingly Mikka hai munh pe kapda baandha hai usne but wahi hai surely.. Khud bahaar nikaala hai Rajesh ne usko..

Chang ne uppar se aatey hue kaha..

Main- Gajab kyunki gand fatti hai uski.. Sablog suno Mikka ko nahi maarna hai kissi bhi keemat par nahi sun rahe ho naa.. Jinda caahiye woh.. BC mujhe jitwaake he maanega Rajesh..

Abeer- Copy..

Main- Chang Claire tum dono masks lagaa lo or andar se he fight karna bahaar tabhi jaana jab marrne waale ho.. Tumhe shakal nahi dikhaani hai.. Inhe gate todne do tum log uppar niche sab khidkiyon par taiyaar raho andar lawn mein aane dena.. Aage aajaaein tab goli chalaani suru karna.. Back gate hai koi??

Chang- Haan emergency exit hai piche galli mein nikalta hai.

Main- Gajab.. So main bahaar jaata hun or ghumke inke piche se aata hun tumlog andar sambhaalo tabtak..

Chang- Akele??

Main-Ofcourse be.. Bahaar media hai akela jaaunga hero ki tarah , live maa chodunga inki , log movies chhodke yahi dekhenge..

Abeer- Hero bananey k chakkar mein gand naa fadwa lena..

Main- Bhakk bhosdk..

Maine vest pehani or Claire ne hum sabko Bluetooth devices diye jo humne lagaaye ..

Main- Ok guys.. Good luck..

Ye bolke main bahaar aaya piche or emergency gate kholke piche galli mein aaya, kaafi ghumke aage jaana tha mujhe jo acha tha tabtak yelog andar focused honge..

1 he minute baad unhone gaadi se front gate toda or kuch he seconds baad firing suru hogayi main idhar front mein aaya finally toh wahaan ek bada saa tree tha or uske niche 2-3 gaadiyaan khaddi thi or unn gaadiyon or uss tree k piche 8-10 media waale they.. Kuch toh bhenchod paid k uppar chadhe hue they, yelog thodi derr pehle aage they wahaan bungalow k saamne lekin goli chalte he yahaan bhaag aaye.. Main piche se gaya unke pass toh unki khussar Phussar chaalu thi..

"police bulaaein kya "

"Itani awaaj sunke police khud he aajaaegi.. "
"Sshhhh! Awaaj nahi mera live hai.. "
"20+ log hain , ye Ankit ko aana he nahi tha yahaan usko nahi pata yahaan ka.. Fans gaya na.. "

Main- Kyun be kyun nahi aana tha..

Main unke piche se bola toh wohlog sab apne apne cameras leke meri taraf mudde..

"sir sir sir"

Main-Chup karo re goliyon k bich interview dun ab.. Live ho??

"5 log live hain sir"

"sir bhaag jaao aap unhe nahi pata aap yahaan ho"

Main- Beta kardi na choti baat.. Lekin galati tumhari nahi hai jaante nahi ho naa tum mujhe.. Suno camera idhar karo,woh banda dikh raha hai woh , mask waala ,cehra dhakka hai jisne.. Woh hai Mikka.. Mikka pata haina kon??

"Mikka sir woh Criminal.. Rajesh ka aadmi.. Sandhya Sinde k rape or murder case mein jisko ummarkaid hui hai "

Main- Yes.. Rajesh ne bola tha naa Mikka ka koi relation nahi hai uske sath toh aaj dekh lo ,Mumbai mein khulla ghum raha hai ye or tumhare Deputy Cm ne touch bhi nahi hone diya isko .. Naa keval Sandhya balki aisi saikdon ladkiyon ka gunehagaar hai ye but don't worry main aagaya hun naa ab main un sabko justice dilwaaunga.. 5 minutes do mujhe..

Ye bolke main aage chal padda..

"Sir aage khatra hai aap yahin rukkiye police aane takk "

Main- Funny.. I don't need police.. Bollywood dekh dekh k tumlog mentally weak hogaye ho Tumlogon ko real action hero dikhaata hun main..

Ye bolke Maine apni dono glocks nikaali or dono ko lehraatey hue aage badha..

Main-(Bt) kya situation hai guys??

Abeer-(bt) 8-10 thok diye hain lekin yelog push kiye he jaa rahe hain andar ghussne waale hain bungalow k .. Tu piche se aa jaldi bc..

Main-(Bt) sorry thoda interview dene lag gaya tha . .

Abeer-Idhar humaari gand marri paddi hai or tujhe interview ki paddi hai..

Main- Abe chup be jealous aadmi aaraha hun.. Bc live chal raha hai sab ekdum badhiya angle se maarunga sabko.. Give me 5 seconds..

Main aage badha unki gaadiyaan khaddi thi wahaan takk aagaya tha main mere saamne 4 aadmi they jo bilkul bahaar they galli mein uske baad 5 log aage gate k uppar they unke sath tha Mikka baaki 4-5 bilkul he andar they.. Ab main unke bilkul close aagaya or unhe piche ka koi andaaja tha nahi.. Ab waise toh unhe thok deta main lekin , live tv par aise pith par goli maarna acha nahi lagta issliye maine guns aim ki unke uppar..

Main - Namaskaram Mandali..

Ye sun pehle 2 piche mudde or Maine mudte he unki khopdi kholi or uske baad baaki 2 ki.. Goliyon ki awaaj sun aage gate waale sab meri taraf aaye sath Mikka bhi Mikka durr se he firing karne laga mere uppar. Maine aage waale 1 ko goli maari and fir unki gaadiyon k bich chipp gaya ab woh meri taraf he aatey gaye goliyaan chalaatey hue issliye main niche late gaya or gaadi k niche se unka wait karne laga .. Unmein se 2 piche rukke or 2 aage aaye un dono ko niche se maine unki ankles par goli maari goli lagte he woh dono niche girre or fir maine khopdi mein goli maari unke bhenchod bahot buri moutt marre bechare samjh nahi aaya hua kya...Fir main khadda hua or apne kapde saaf kiye Mikka or uske 2 sathi or bache they wahaan toh Mikka ne unn dono ko bheja aage or khud piche khadda raha aim lagaaye , ab wohlog samjhdaar they ghumke aaye taaki unke ankle naa faad dun main. Ab main caahta toh idhar se ghumke un dono ko side se goli maar deta but idhar gaadi ka cover ho jaaega or media waalon ko nahi dikhunga main .. Media yahaan bahot important tha bahot jyaada main hero bananey k liye nahi dikha raha tha media ko sab balki ye prove karne k liye dikha raha tha ki mujhe yaa kissi ko bhi Rajesh k chamcho se darrne ki jarurat nahi hai mujhe dekh log inspire honge or aaj shyaam meri bataai location par aaenge.. Main motivation deraha tha logon ko.. Uske alawa ek reason ye tha ki naya state hai naya sehar hai main nahi caahta log kahein ki AP bc keval logon ko maarna he jaanta hai jinda nahi chhod shakta , kyunki kuch shyaane madarchod hote hain jo aisa bolte hain issliye main sab proof k sath he kar raha tha , koi sawaal he nahi uthaa shakta.. Third reason tha Mikka, uska ilaaj publicly karna tha mujhe kyunki Pichli baar jab Maharashtra k logon mein himmat aai thi naa tab Mikka k khilaaf he aai thi isko jail karwaane k liye hajaaron log sadkon par aagaye they or successful bhi hue they woh, isko jail hui lein fir bhaga diya gaya isko or log samjh gaye ki unki koi sunaney waala nahi hai, or aaj main Bataaunga ki main hun naa sunaney waala..

Khair toh maine un dono ko idhar se he maarna theek samjha ab woh aage badh rahe they aaram aaram se toh maine apni ek pistol lee or unke saamne fainki jisase ek second k liye unka dhyaan uss pistol par tha or ussi ek second mein maine bahaar aake dono ko thok diya.. Udhar se Mikka ne goli chalaai mere uppar but uske or mere bich 2 gaadiyaan thi..

Main- Beta Mikka.. Daddy's here.. Tu or main he hain bus..

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Main- Mikka beta, bol toh sahi chup kyun hai be.. Ghabra kyun raha hai..

Mikka-Maadarchod maar dunga tujhe..

Main-Acha.. Arrey gandu main kon hun pata hai?? Bhagwaan hun dalle main, amar hun main mujhe koi nahi maar shakta..

Mikka- Dekhte hain..

Main- Abe 20 log marr gaye tere.. 9 toh maine abhi 60 seconds mein maar diye madarchod.. Tu fir bhi nahi samjh raha, beta teri aukaat se bahaar k log hain hum.. Bhenchhod tu bhi marrega..

Main-(Bt) andar kya situation hai guys??

Abeer-(Bt) 2 minutes dey 1 bacha hai chippa hua saale ko dhundke maarunga.. Bahaar kya hai..

Main- Bahaar Mikka bacha hai bus.. I'm Good..

Maine aage aatey hue kaha Mikka ne fir goli chalaai mere uppar but abhi bhi hum dono k bich 2 gaadiyaan thi..


Main-Beta Mikka Fans gaya na FNS 57 pistol hai tere pass isme 10 he goli aati hain or tu 10 ki 10 chala chuka..

Ye bolke main aage badha toh usne goli chalaai jo chal bhi gayi.. Obviously mujhe pata tha ek goli bachi hai uske pass issi liye chalwaai thi maine..

Main- Bawligand ye 10th thi..Smart ban chutiye..

Ye bolke main uske saamne aagaya or woh reload kar paata usase pehle uske hath par laat maari maine jisase uski gun niche paddi or maine apni pistol uske uppar taan di..

Main- Haanji beta..Hath uppar kar..haan Aise..thats a good bitch..Always count your bullets..Badi gand maari hai tune yahaan k logon ki ,bhen k lawde rape??abe gunde ban jaao kuch karo lekin Rape??abe naamard logon k kaam hain ye..Woh dekh udhar.. Live chal raha hai tera cheer harran, thok dun sabke saamne?? Mikka the gangster Mikka ye Mikka woh Mikka bhen ka lund.. Aise kutte ki moutt marrega be.. Mask hata madarchod.. Cehra dikha..

Usne kapda hataaya toh maine ishaare se media ko aage bulaaya.. Media jaise he close aaya toh maine apni gun daali piche.. Ye dekhte he Mikka jhapta mere uppar obviously main yahi caahta tha toh maine uska hath bichmein he pakkad liya or maara dussre hath se usko punch or turant baad he piche hattke maari laat uske pait mein jisase woh piche gaadi se takraake niche girra or jaldbaaji mein uthne laga lekin main kahaan uthne dene waala tha maine bichmein he usko pakkada or ek k baad ek behisaab punches uski ribs or pait mein jaddne laga toh woh fir karhaatey hue niche girra..

Main- Uth,uth bhosdk..khadda ho..

Woh fir ladkhadaatey hue utha or meri taraf badha toh abki baar maine uske munh par punch maara Jisse lagte he woh pura ghum gaya orr fir niche girrta lekin maine pakkada usko or usko jukhaake apna ghutna maara uske munh k uppar usne mujhe firse punch maarna caaha lekin maine uska hath pakkada or dusare hath ki elbow maari uske elbow k uppar iss tarah se ki saale ki elbow he crack hogayi woh bhayanak chilaaya or piche hattne laga lekin usase pehle maine uska dussra hath pakkadke aage khincha or same elbow uspe maari woh fir chilaaya toh maine finally ek laat maari uski ribs mein bhenchod ki saari ribs ek sath tod di maine..Media waalon ki tog cheekhein nikal gayi ye dekh k...And finally woh kaanpte hue niche girra or usne mere pair pakkad liye or bheek maanganey laga.. Idhar Vinny wagairaah bahaar aaye . Media waale just humaare saamne khaddey they apne apne cameras and mics liye..

Main- Vinny beta chair le aa ek..

Vinny- Abhi laaya bhai.

Vinny lawn se ek chair uthaa laaya or main baitha Mikka k side mein.. Or uske baal pakkadke usko niche se uthaaya..

Main- So guys isko toh jaante he honge aap log..The Famous Mikka Bhai.. Ye 8 maheene se bhaaga hua tha custody se or Mumbai police bol rahi thi ki isko pakkadne ki puri koshish kar rahe hain woh log.. 8 maheene se.. Or abhi kitani derr lagi 40 ?? 50 seconds maybe.. Kya tha isme?? Kuch bhi nahi?! Kya tha ye?? Kya kar liya isne?? Nothing.. Ab ye khud bataaega kahaan tha ye.. Oye... Aankh kholl.. Haan saamne dekh.. jo bole soch samjh ke sach bolna sach k siwa kuch bhi bola na yahin maarunga sabke saamne ..

Mikka-Mmm. An.. Oorr.. Matt maaro... Oloe... Please... Please...

Main- Nahi maarunga.. Bata.. Sandhya ko kyun maara tune..

Mikka-Mm. ama.. Main.. Maine.. Rape.. Kiya uska.. . ww. w. oh police mein gayi.. Mmama.. Maine usko mana kiya tha lekin... Annaan.. Nahi maani usne meri.. T. Tr.. Oh maardiya....

Main- Maar diya?? Itana easily?? Saale ek pariwaar ujaad diya tune pura.. Unki saari khussiyaan cheen Lee tune.. Maar diya?? Tujhe maar dun ab?? Sabke saamne?? Bol.. Yahin thok dun..

Mikka-Nanana.. Nahi.. Please...

Main-Acha bata kahaan chippa tha itane din se?? Kon bacha raha tha tujhe??

Mikka-. r. r. rajesh bhai.. . Uunhone he mujhe jail se nika... Nikalwaya.. Unhone he mujhe u. u. u. nderground kiyaa.. U. u. unhi k liye kaam kar raha tha main..

Main-Sandhya ko Marwane mein Rajesh ka kya hath tha??

Mikkaa-... Unhone he bola tha maar dene ko.. Jaaa.. B woh maani nahi toh Rr. R. Rajesh bhai ne he usko maarne k liye bola.. Tha..

Main- Oho ho.. Damn.. Camera idhar kar be.. Haan toh sun he rahe hoge sablog.. Rajesh shaamil tha Sandhya k rape Or murder mein.. Ab obviously aaplogon ki sarkaar toh insaaf nahi dilwa paai Sandhya ko lekin dont worry main dilwaaunga insaaf.. Isase toh mujhe sach ugalwaana tha or sach aap sabke saamne laana tha issliye ye jinda hai lekin Rajesh se mujhe koi sach nahi uggalwaana , maar dunga main usse..

Reporter- S. s. Ir.. Sir.. Ab saboot bhi hain Rajesh k khilaaf toh kya aap kanoon ko unka kaam nahi karne denge??

Main- tera kanoon itane saal se kya kar raha hai be?? Talwe chaat raha hai Rajesh k uske fainke hue paison se aish kar raha hai tumhara kanoon.. Lekin fortunately Rajesh ki aukaat nahi hai mujhe khareedne ki issliye woh toh marrega he kuttey ki moutt marrega woh bhi.. Firse yaad dila dun Maharashtra ki janta ko shyaam 6 baje Vidhan Bhavan Mumbai aaplog pohancho wahaan main insaaf k sath wahin milunga..

Ye bolke main khadda hua wahaan se..

Reporter- Sir isko police k pass ya hospital nahi bhejoge??

Main- Tumlog bhejo maine ilaaj kardiya hai iska meri koi sympathy nahi hai iske sath jo isko hospital leke jaaun marrne do saale ko . Doobara kabhi sochega bhi nahi and police hopefully aa he jaaegi yahaan..

Ye sunke humlog gaadi mein baithe and nikale..

Abeer- 28-30 log toh jarur they bhai.. Yaani Rajesh k sath max to max 20 log bache honge..

Chang- Dikkat logon ki nahi hai dikkat hai uske area ki , pura trap hai woh area, ghussne se pehle thok denge humein ,ye bhi samjh nahi aaega ki goli kahaan se aai.. Not a fucking chance humlog andar ghuss paaenge boss.. Orr uppar se aap ne public ko deadline alag de rakhi hai ki aaj shyaam takk niptaa doge usko..

Main- Interesting..

Chang- Interesting nahi boss impossible.. Literally..

Main-Bhosdk.. Bhagwaan hun main literally..

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Ab mujhe Rajesh caahiye tha woh bhi agle 3-4 ghanto k andar ab dikkat ye thi ki Rajesh Dongripada karke ek area mein rehta tha wahaan ek pura area tha uska jahaan woh Or uske log rehtey they Or woh area pura ek chakkarvyuh tha jisme ghuss paana impossible tha..Obviously Rajesh ko already pata tha ek na ek din aisa aaega jarur jab sab log uske khilaaf honge ussi se bachne k liye usne apna fort banaaya tha woh khud wahaan se bahaar jaata nahi tha or jaata toh bhi Helicopter se jaata tha yaa fir apne sab armed bando k sath jaata tha . Ab humaare liye wahaan ghussna hard hone waala tha kyunki wohlog bc cockroaches ki tarah harr kone mein chippke baithey millenge,iski maa ka kahan se goli lagegi ye bhi naa samjh aane waala tha.. But ab main Maharashtra ki public ko jubaan de chuka tha toh Rajesh ko toh marrna he tha.. Kaise woh issue tha ab.. Issi bich baja mera phone jo unknown number se tha lekin caller id dikhaa raha tha Rajesh naam se toh maine uthaa liya..

Main-Haan beta.. Kahaan chuppa hai??

Rajesh-Maadarchod . . Kar kya raha hai tu haan?? Are he kaay kartoy tu?

Main- Kya hua gand fatt gayi??

Rajesh- Saale mujhse problem hai toh mujhse bhidle ye londiya ki tarah baar baar media k saamne kya jaa raha hai.. Movie bananey aaya hai maadarchod yahaan??

Main-Haao.. Teri movie banaaunga naa beta.. Bhosdk tujhe sirf maarna hota toh abtak maar chuka hota lekin tera toh example banaaunga main pure india k saamne.. Pura india dekhega kaise teri maa chudti hai.. Or jo tere jaise log haina india k alag alag kono mein woh bhi samjh jaaenge ki bc wohlog bus ek district,ek city ya ek state k baap hain lekin unka baap AP he hai... Tujhe toh sirf maarna hai mujhe lekin sath sath tere baaplog haina jo Police mein ya politics mein unki maa bhi toh chodni hai mujhe..

Rajesh- Saale aajaa naa fir baitha hun main yahaan..

Main- Aa jaaunga aa jaaunga.. Chinta naa kar 2-3 ghante hain tere pass.. Bandey tere aadhe marr chuke hain 25-30 maximum bache honge tere pass .. Haina??

Rajesh- Kaafi hain bhadwe Tu aa toh sahi.. Sukkadichya dongripada aapla area aahe ithe hawa pan mala vicharub vahte tu kasa yeshil mag idke..

Main- Bhosdk samjhne jaisa kuch bol..

Rajesh- Saale Dongripada mera area hai yahaan hawa bhi mujhse puchke behti hai toh tu kaise aajaaega yahaan?

Main - Aji haan dalle.. Lund hai tera..Dont worry aa raha hun.. Meri family ko target nahi karna caahiye tha .. Nope..

Rajesh-Arrey gandu mujhe nahi maalum tha woh bhadwi teri mousi hai.. Lekin ab kardiya toh kardiya..

Main- Bhayanak moutt dunga bhai bhayanak.. Tu soch bhi nahi shakta.. Hajaaron logon ko maar chuka hounga main aajtak lekin aisi moutt tujhe dunga naa waisi kissi ko nahi di hogi aajtak.. Majaak bana dunga Tera..

Ye sunke usne phone kaat diya or main waapis Dongripada ka map dekhne laga..

Chang- Boss ye map 30 minutes se dekh rahe ho aap, itani derr aapne kabhi nahi lagaai ek plan k liye..

Main- Yeah it's hard..

Abeer- Tere liye hard hai toh matlab impossible hai..

Main-Nothing is impossible jaanwar.. Nothing..

Abeer-Toh kar kuch..

Main- Kardiya.. Bhenchod.. Befaltu itana dimag laga rahe hain humlog.. Saamne he toh tha..

Abeer-Kya??

Main-Chopper be.. Helipad hai uss lawde ki roof par kissi badhiya se pilot ko andha paisa dey or usko bata yahaan land karna hai usko bhayanak speed se .. .Niche waalon ko kuch samjh aaye usase pehle land kardena hai.. Aasmaan se moutt barshegi Dongripada mein..

Abeer-Nice bc.. Fucking Nice..

Chang- Ye laaye naa boss gajab idea... Maadarchod ko samjh nahi aaega kya hua uske sath..

Main- Lekin helicopter high end hona chahiye bc firing jhel le aisa.. Ek baar land hue toh bus saare gharon ki roofs interconnected hain faill jaaenge humlog bus kuch bhi ho jaaye gharon se bahaar nahi nikalna hai humein, kyunki bahaar galli mein nikale toh maare jaaenge bc..

Abeer- Main chopper ready karwata hun..

Main-Lets get ready guys..

Ab agle 1 ghante mein humlog ready they bulletproof vests or pistols bus jyaada high end kuch nahi caahiye tha ye kaafi hai Abeer ne Chopper ready karwa diya tha or hum shyaam 4:30 baje baithey chopper mein.. Sab set tha Pilot ko sab samjha diya gaya tha ..

Pilot- Get ready guys properly land hone ka time bhi nahi milega.. Jump karna pad shakta hai.

Main- Copy.. Get ready everyone..

Humlog Dongripada k close they and bus limited time tha toh pilot ne jhatke se chopper niche liya, pilot experienced tha usne seconds k hisaab se chopper Rajesh k bungalow ki helipad par laa diya land nahi hua 8-9 feet uppar he tha chopper helipad se or ye tha humaara sign jump karne ka humlog dono sides se kuddey seedhe helipad par or thankfully tabtak Rajesh ya uske bando ko kuch samjh he nahi aaya tha agle he second chopper chala gaya wahaan se..ab situation ye thi ki ek ye bungalow or iske alawa chaaron taraf 7-8 ghar they jo sab Rajesh k logon k they lekin Rajesh yahin tha humein bus usko yahaan se bahaar nahi jaane dena tha baaki log khud usse bachaane yahaan aaenge..

Main- Ami Claire tum dono uppar se he najar rakho dusare gharon se yahaan aaenge bandey niche se bhi or uppar se bhi sabko thok do..

Ami-Copy..

Ye bolke humlog terrace k gate ki taraf badhe tabtak i guess Rajesh k log samjh chuke they ki ye unka chopper nahi tha or wohlog ussi gate se uppar aaye lekin jaise he wohlog gate se bahaar nikale aage main or Chang they humne 4 ko toh aatey he maar diya ye dekh baaki waapis seedhiyon se niche bhaag gaye.. And humlog bhaage ab unke piche and Uss bungalow k andar finally entry le lee humne..

Main-(Chilaake) Beta Rajesh tera baap aaya hai aaja aashirvaad lele..

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Humlog Rajesh k bungalow k second floor par they or uske bandey niche, humein bus niche takk clear karna tha.. Ami or Claire uppar se cover kar rahi thi humein or baaki Main Jack Vinny Chang or Abeer andar they.. Humlog ekdusare se connected they Bluetooth devices se..

Main - Jack Vinny ye floor ka harr ek room clear karo koi bachna nahi caahiye..Abeer Chang Follow me..


Jack or Vinny ko uppar he chhodke hum teeno niche bhaagke first floor par aaye wahaan uttartey he side waale room kaa gate khulla or 2 bandey bahaar aaye lekin unke pass naa toh gun thi naa kuch orr humein dekh unhone apni gun nikaalni jarur caahi lekin Abeer ne nikaalne he nahi di unhe..

Main-Abeer Tu ye floor ka harr room clear kar..Chang follow me..

Ab main or Chang first floor se niche uttarne lage lekin seedhiyon mein he Kuch bandey humaara wait kar rahe they.. Aatey he unhone firing chaalu ki toh humein rukkna padda..

Main- Chang.. Kuch kar bhosdk. Do something..

Chang- What??

Main- Niche kudd jaa bc hall mein..

Chang- Hahahaha..

Main- I'm serious..

Chang- Serious ho?? What the fuck??

Main-Ofcourse bc.. Jyaada uncha thodi hai.. Niche kudd jaa or inke piche se aa.. Latak k kuddega toh 8-10 feet he bachegi..

Chang-Kuddna issue nahi hai boss niche hall mein bandey hue toh..

Main-Wohlog expect nahi kar rahe honge tujhe.. Jabtak unhe samjh aaega tabtak Tu seedhiyon se inke piche se aajaana....

Chang- Waah.. Acha hai.. Bol raha tha flashbangs toh le he lo ab kaam aatey naa..

Main-Abe mera ghutna injured hai warna main kudd jaata..

Chang-Kudd raha hun blackmail naa karo. Uppar se cover do mujhe yelog ko chhodo ye uppar nahi aaenge..

Chang railling se latak k niche hall mein kudd gaya or turant he bhaagke seedhiyon mein chadh gaya jaise maine kaha tha uske uppar firing hui but tabtak woh seedhiyon mein chala gaya tha uske seedhiyon mein jaatey he main uppar se seedhiyon par gaya or hum dono ne unn 5 logon ko wahin gherr liya wohlog Chang ki taraf palte tabtak main aachuka tha or humne un sabko leta diya..

Chang-Main hun boss.. Relax ..Mujhe matt thok dena.. All dead.. Niche bahot bandey hain 8-10 honge.. 3 idhar main entrance ki taraf hain 3 piche they right corner mein or 4-5 middle mein they..

Humne guns reload ki tabtak Jack or Vinny bhi aagaye they uppar se.. Hum sab Seedhiyon mein he rukke..

Main- chaaron taraf bandey hain..

Vinny- Room ki khidki se bahaar uttar shakte hain or fir main gate se entry le lenge..

Main- Naa bahaar jaana matlab moutt hai bc.. Kahaan kahaan chippe baithey honge soch bhi nahi shakte..

Chang-Toh fir??

Main-Firse kudd jaao.. Uppar se hall mein..

Chang-Boss abhi just bacha hun main kuddke.. Marwa he doge kya??

Main- Exactly ,unhe Pata hai tu bacha hai toh woh sochenge bhi nahi ki koi chutiya doobara aisa kuch try karega.. Unki tarah soch..

Chang- Gand fatt jaaegi boss itani taraf se goli aaengi..

Main- Shakk hai kya bc..

Chang- Gate waalon ka kya..

Main- Main hun naa tum 3 udhar se kuddoge uske turant baad main yahaan seedhiyon se kuddunga or gate waale mere..

Chang- Ok.. Ok.. Jack Vinny follow me..

Main-(Bt par) Uppar kya situation hai guys..

Claire-(Bt) Jaisa aapne bola tha boss log roofs se kuddke idhar aarahe they 5 ko maara maine kuch niche se aarahe they unko Ami ne ..4 ko maara Ami ne but 2-3 ghuss chuke they andar..

Main-(Bt) 4 uppar maare fir 2 second floor par.. 5 yahaan... 5 claire ne 4 Ami ne.. 20 ek toh gaye.. Matlab jo niche bache hain woh last he hain.. Gajab.. Koi ikka dukka hoga toh bahaar he hoga woh gand marrae apni..

Chang Jack or Vinny ko le gaya uppar jahaan se woh niche kudda tha or idhar main ready hua..

Chang-(Bt) thoda distraction toh karo boss aise kya bilkul he gand marwa doge humaari kahin wait he kar rahe hon wohlog humaare kuddne ka..

Main-(Chilaake ) Rajesh.. Chupp kyun hai be.. Bol naa.. Kya hua..? Saanp sungh gaya kya maadarchod?? Kya bola tha Dongripada tera area hai hawa nahi behti wagairaah wagairaah.. Maadarchod le aagaya main.. Ab bhaag kahaan bhaagega.. Main banaaunga tera gangster..

Chang-(Bt) Ready boss?? On.. 3...2..1...

Ab udhar se Chang Jack or Vinny kuddey niche Hall mein or idhar seedhiyon se main kudda.. Mujhe bus main entrance waalon ko dekhna tha baaki ko Chang wagairaah easily dekh lenge.. Mera plan tha toh sahi he hoga.. Wohlog kudde toh koi expect nahi kar raha tha idhar gate waale bhi kuddne ki awaaj sunke aage aaye lekin bich mein main aagaya or mere dono hathon mein pistols thi maine aage aane he nahi diya maadarchodon ko.. 10 seconds mein pura hall clear kar diya humne..

Chang-Boss.. Rajesh idhar hai.. Uska dusara senapati bhi maara gaya akela hai..

Chang ne piche kuddte hue kaha kyunki Rajesh ek room k gate ka cover liye khadda tha or usne Chang k uppar firing ki..

Main-Isko chhodo Jack Tu main gate par khadda ho bahaar matt jaana jo iss taraf aaye usse thok dena.. Chang Vinny tumlog yahaan ka ek ek room clear karo..

Maine ek chair khinchi or Rajesh jiss room mein tha uske side mein chair lagaake baith gaya main..


Main-Haan beta ji suna kya haal hain??


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Humne Pura Bungalow seal karliya tha sab clear tha Ami or Claire uppar se najar rakhe hue thi or Jack gate k uppar tha Rajesh ek room mein dubak k baitha tha hathmein gun liye..

Main-Oye bhosdk bol toh sahi..

Rajesh-Tere hath se nahi Marrunga saale khud suicide kar lunga..

Main- Kyun bhosdk ?? Marrna kyun hai lekin.. Main tujhe maarne nahi aaya hun bhosdk.. Maarna hota toh itana risk leke yahaan nahi aata ek sniper ko yahaan tere he area mein chhod deta or jaise he Tu terrace par jaata teri khopdi udd jaati..

Rajesh-km. Kya matlab?? Maarna nahi hai..

Main- Mujhe jarurat hai teri..

Rajesh- Kaa.. Kaise??

Main- Tune pucha tha naa ki yahaan film banaaney aaya hai kya tu?? Wahi film banaani hai.. Tu on camera bol tune kya kya kiya or kiske liye kiya hai.. Aage tu jaane or police jaane..

Rajesh- Kkkyun?? Tujhe kya milega??

Main- Ye Deputy CM ki maa chodni hai mujhe.. Or tujhe bhi.. Kyunki teri gand marwaadi usne . Jab Tujhe sabse jyaada jarurat thi uski toh usne apni raajgaddi ko chunna..

Rajesh- Gadaar hai woh saala..

Main- Bus fir aaja..

Rajesh- Lekin.. Lekin maine uske liye aisa kuch kabhi nahi kiya..

Main- I know itana shyaana toh hai woh ki tujhse directly kuch nahi karwaaega.. But jitana Tu jaanta hai woh bahot hai..

Rajesh-Mamamin.. Taiyaar hun.. Game toh nahi khel raha Tu..

Main- Bhosdk game kya he khel lunga tu khudko maarne ko taiyaar hai usase burra kya he hoga be tere liye gandu..

Rajesh-Ok.. Ok.. Main bahaar aaraha hun bandukk nahi hai mere pass daal di..

Main- Aaja..

Rajesh hath uppar karke bahaar aaya.. Maine uski gun uthaake apne pass rakhi..

Main- Hath kya uppar kiye hain londiya k jaise bc.. Aa baith...Phone dey tera..

Usne apna phone diya mujhe..

Main- Sun suru se aakhiri takk bindaas bolna hai kya kiya tune kya nahi kiske liye kiya konsa neta konsa businessman konse major police officer ne tujhse kya liya kya diya tujhe.. Mota mota chote mote leader's yaa businessmen k naam nahi caahiye mujhe..

Rajesh- Thik hai..

Main- Ye CM madam se bhi kuch relation hai tera??

Rajes- Utana kuch khaas nahi bus Deputy CM karke isko jaanta hun thoda bahot kabhi kaam kiya hoga iska, politics related Kuch or bhi banaa lunga uska bhi..

Main- Thappad maardunga bhosdk.. Uska naam liya toh.. Babhi hai teri...Uske liye yahaan bol..Ye mera phone hai isme CM madam ne tujhse jo jo kiya ya karwaya woh bata jaldi se.. Meri taraf matt dekhna.. Lights camera action..

Rajesh- CM Aditi Munde se meri jaan pehchan Ajit Sammant ne he karwayi thi usase mera waasta kam he tha lekin election's k dauraan usse bhi meri madad ki jarurat padti thi.. Mere bandey 100+ gaadiyaan leke uske liye votes maangane jaate they.. Uski party ko main legally Donation deta tha.. Or mujhe koi kaam hota toh main Ajit se nikalwa leta badle mein Aditi bus apna munh bandh rakhti thi...

Ye bolke Maine recording roukki.. Fuck bc iska toh kuch bhi nahi hai..

Main- Bus ab tu sun Jo jo tha naa tera contact bada neta abhineta yaa police sab bolna hai or bich bich mein bolna hai tujhe ki AP or uske log yahaan aa chuke hain or Tu apni aakhiri sans takk ladega chhodega nahi AP ko tu.. Or fir end mein main durr goliyaan chalaaunga fir tujhe bolna hai ki bhenchod AP aagaya yahaan... Bus fir hath jodd dena maafi k liye..

Rajesh- Ye kissliye??

Main- 2 reason hain ek toh logon ko ye confirm ho jaaega ki ye sab karwaane mein mera koi hath nahi hai ye sab tune mere aane se pehle he kiya hai..or dusara jab tujhe jinda dekhenge toh tu bolna ki AP bhagwaan aadmi hai usne mujhe maaf kiya usne meri jaan bakshi.. Etc etc.. Mujhe uncha dikhaana hai bhosdk... Mujhe Pair jamaane hai yahaan Maharashtra mein ussi ki suruwaat hai ,Meri tareef he tareef karna bhosdk lekin negative way mein .. Chal Jaldi kar ab.. Meri taraf dekhna nahi bus camera mein dekhta rahiyo.. Or hindi mein bolna bc.. Jyaada audience milegi jaldi viral hoga.. Milllion subscribers toh yun aa jaaenge..

Ye bolke maine uska phone recording timer on karke ek table par rakha or main piche aake baith gaya sofa par mere sath Abeer Vinny or Chang bhi baithey..

Rajesh- Main Rajesh Patil sab jaante he honge mujhe . Lekin jo bhi tumlog jaante ho woh galat jaante ho.. Main koi contractor yaa businessmen nahi hun main ek gangster hun ek smuggler hun ek criminal hun.. Maine bahot kuch kiya aajtak..2010 mein Manu Gawli ki family ko maine maara.. 2011 mein Mumbai Police commissioner Or uski wife ka accident Maine karwaya.. 2011 mein he Vakeel chandarmohan ka murder Maine khud apne hathon se kiya.. 2012 se 2014 k bich khan gang k 40-50 log ko maine maara ya marrwaya hoga.. 2015 mein Mohini Sharma ka rape Maine kiya fir uska or uske bhai ka murder Maine karwaya ... 2016 mein SP madhu ka rape or murder Maine kiya.. 2016 mein MLA Kanta or uski beti ka rape or murder Maine kiya.. 2017-2018 mein Babulaal or uske gang k 16 logon ko maine maara or marwaya. 2019 mein contractor Shivam Dubey ka accident Maine karwaya.. Or bhi bahi hain.. Mhatre murder, Padmini rape case Mukkul Roy kidnapping.. MP Shivank murder.. Ye they mere main gunaah iske alawa chote mote bahot saare crime main kar chuka hun..Drugs mera main dhanda hai hajaaron logon takk mera drug pohanchta hai harr hafte. Pichle kai saal se .Abhi haal he mein woh MP Meena ne mere khilaaf pardashan kiya issi wajah se maine uske betey ko maara or beti ko dhamki di.. Lekin saala main pagal tha mujhe nahi pata tha woh Meena woh saale AP ki family se hai.. 20 saal mein ye empire banaaya tha maine woh saala AP 20 minute mein sab khatam kar dega.. Mera fort tha Dongripada yahaan mujhe bhagwaan bhi nahi pakkad shakta tha lekin. W. woh saala yahaan bhi aagaya hai.. Sabko maar raha hai woh.. Mmmujhe bhi maar dega woh.. Main ladunga aakhiri sans takk.. Woh.. Woh kaal hai.. Woh moutt hai 50 se jyaada log maar diye usne mere 2 ghanto mein.. W. woh sanki hai munh se nahi bandukk se bol raha hai mmmmeri galati thi mmmmaine uski behan ko touch kiya.. Lekin apan ko konsa maalum tha saala woh uski behan hai.. Pata hota toh main saala uske pairon mein girke maafi maang leta.. Lekin hogaya so hogaya ab main akela toh jaaunga nahi.. Kuch log hain jinhone mujhse paise khaaye hain yaa Maine unhe khilaaaye hain.. MLA Deepak Mhatre mera sabse close shaks tha ussi k through meri jaan pehchan Deputy CM Ajit Sammant se hui thi Ajit ne mujhse kuch galat nahi karwaya ,directly toh nahi woh orders deta tha Deepak k through bahot help kiya maine uski uske parchaar se leke uske opponents ko dhamkaane takk ka kaam kartey they mere log .. Mujhe legally contract bhi dilwaatey they unhone, Deepak or Ajit jiska commission woh khud nahi letey they but mujhe pata hai paisa unttak pohanch he jaata tha.. Mujhe Police se bachaane ka kaam bhi Deepak karwata tha lekin orders Ajit k he hote they. Mere bando ko police se chhudwaana hota tha toh Deputy CM khud phone karta tha. Karta kyun nahi maine itana sab kiya tha saale k liye uske election's mein behisaab paisa Maine lagaya saala uski party k liye votes bhi khareedey maine ,votes k badle daru drugs sab baanta . Uske alawa mera drug bade bade bollywood stars ki parties mein jaata tha ye tumhare superstars Puneet,Abhijit Desai, Aman Kaur , Diksha Sharma , Raman Bishnoi.. Ye sab k sab mera drug use karte they or jab inhe kaam nahi milta tha tab mere pass hath jodke aa jaate they .. Sab k sab.. mumbai Police Commissioner, DiG, Sp sab mere fainke tukkado par pall rahe they.. Rojj nayi nayi Properties apni salary se toh le nahi shakte wohlog.. Maine dilwaai sab unhe.. Inn sab par koi department research karne baithega toh saare proofs saamne aa jaaenge

Main thoda durr aaya or bluetooth par Ami ko bola..

Main- Ami Claire tum dono uppar 4-5 rounds fire karo Jack tu Gate par goliyaan chalaa..

Ye sunte he uppar firing hui or niche Jack ne ki..

Rajesh -Bhenchod aagaya AP.. Aaagaya.. Mujhe maar dega woh... Nahi please nahi..

Ye sunke maine usski jo pistol uthaai thi woh uski taraf fainki jo usne khadda hoke catch ki or maine idhar uski khopdi kholdi..

Main-(Chilaake) Rajesh maara gaya... He's dead.. Shit...gun thi uske pass.. Ye kar kya raha tha?? Ye record kar raha tha kuch...

Ye bolke maine phone uthaaya uska.. Recording still on he thi..

Main- 8 minutes ki recording chaalu hai kuch toh hai isme..

Ye bolke maine recording off ki or idhar sablog jorr se hanse..

Abeer- Bhenchod kya cruel aadmi haibe Tu.. Fucking Hell Majaak bana diya bechare ka be..

Chang-Yeah boss.. Aisa kon karta hai bechare k sath..

Vinny-Gand faad di bechare ki.. Suspense suspense mein maara gaya bhadwa..

Main-Lund mera jinda chhodega isko..

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Update-520(The Future Of Maharashtra) ​

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Maine Rajesh ko godly planning k sath thok diya tha maa chod di thi saale ki.. On camera goli maari thi lawde ko or koi mera kuch nahi ukhaad shakta.. Usne camera par kai logon ki gand maar di thi.. Deputy CM Ajit ki bhi i know Ajit ko arrest karwaane laayak evidence nahi tha ye but usko badnaam karne k liye ye evidence bahot jyaada tha.. Main aag toh Central government mein lagaana caahta tha but uski suruwaat mujhe Maharashtra government se karni paddi.. Abeer ne chopper waapis bulaa liya tha ussi ka wait kar rahe they humlog..

Abeer- Meena Mousi ka call tha bc tune logon ko ikkatha hone ko kaha tha naa Vidhan Bhavan k bahaar.. Bhenchod hajaaron log aachuke hain..Literally Hajaaron.. Or aa he rahe hain.. Aag laga di tune West Maharashtra mein.. Jaisa tune bola tha naa Rajesh kaa aatank 10 district mein tha toh tera impact bhi wahaan hoga..

Main-Abhi toh kuch nahi bc.. Ye video jaane dey.. CM Aditi ki gand fattegi usse Ajit ko nikaalna he padega Ajit ki party gayi toh sarkaar gayi ab Sarkaar banaaega kon yahaan??

Abeer- Hum bc..

Main- Yeah.. Akele hum nahi Aditi darling k sath milke banaaenge..

Abeer- Tu itana sure kaise hai Aditi nikaalegi Ajit ko??

Main- Nikaalna padega warna janta usko bhi nikaal degi or fir badhiya hai humaare liye hum akele he sarkaar bana shakte hain fir toh.. But woh nahi chahiye..

Abeer- Kyun be ?? Acha hai humaara CM hoga..

Main-Abeer Abeer it's not about the fucking posts..Tu ye baat samjhle ..Kon kya hai matter nahi karta baat post ki hoti toh main PM ko Firse PM bananey ka offer thodi deta.. Humein Yaa Deva bhai ko King nahi banana unhe King Maker banaaunga main it's easy that way..

Abeer- Or fir tu kya banega...

Main- I'll be the Puppet master... Ye sab CM's PM President Cabinet ministers honge meri katputali or main jaise caahe unhe nachaaunga..

Abeer- Great..fucking insane. But but but. Ye tere words toh nahi hain..

Main- Tu aam khaa guthali naa ginn.. Orr jahaan bheed ikatha hui hai wahaan ek badi c screen ka jugaad karwa.. Ye video chalwaani hai..

Abeer- Copy that..

Ab humaara chopper aaya hum thoda late hogaye they but koi naa wait karwana acha hai hajaaron log mera wait kar rahe they.. Ab humlog Rally location se 10 minutes durr land hue yahaan gaadiyaan ready thi humein lejaane k liye Chang Claire nikale Haryana k liye or humlog nikale Rally location k liye.. Aage aake main gaadi mein apni shirt faadne laga..

Abeer- Bhosdk daura padda hai kya?? Kya kar raha hai??

Main- Laa punches maar toh bc..

Abeer- kYun?? Chutiya hai??

Main- Oye gandu bola woh kar.. Thoda injured dikhunga toh orr sympathy milegi..

Maine apna pocket knife nikaala or apne chest or Hathon par light se cuts diye..

Abeer- Bawligand kya kya karega sarkaar banaaney k liye..

Main- Haan bc Tu jaise nahi karta.. Sarkaar banaaney k liye sadak par nanga naach shakta hai tu.. Laa punch maar ab.. Moka hai tere pass..

Abeer- Kya matlab moka??

Main- I mean waise toh tujhse lagenge nahi kabhi mujhe.. You're not on my level..

Ye suntey he Abeer ne punch maarne chaalu kiye mere munh par..

Main-Bus bus gandu.. Bus.. Bhosdk.. Rukk..

Abeer- Ab sahi lag raha hai..

Main- Fuckkk...

Abeer- Or sympathy milegi..

Ab humlog Vidhan Bhavan k saamne pohanchey toh bhenchod alag he bheed thi North India k level ki bheed thi yahaan bc iss bheed ko dekhte he main samjh gaya tha ki yahaan bhi sarkaar hum he banwaaenge.. Humaari gaadi thodi piche rukki bheed ki wajah se and finally Guards ne bheed ko thoda piche kiya toh main saamne ki taraf chal paddda uss area k bichon bich ek bada saa statue tha jiske pass mein he ek bada saa truck khadda tha jispe ek badi c screen lagi thi and ussi mein mike laga tha mere bolne k liye.. Ab mere aatey he bheed chilaane lagi bhayanak shorr ho gaya tha wahaan media wedia sab faill gaye they buri tarah se bc .. Main badi muskil se statue takk aaya fir apne jutte Nikaalke Abeer ki help se uss statue par chadha or mike liya.. Lekin bheed chupp naa ho ab, North India k log mere ishaare par chupp ho jaate they but yahaan k log utana connect nahi hue they mujhse issliye mujhe 2-3 minutes mike mein chilaana padda tab chup hue wohlog..

Main -Thankyou Thankyou.. So sabse pehle toh ek khusskhabri main aaplogon ko dena caahunga.. Rajesh Patil se ab orr darrne ki jarurat nahi hai aaplogon ko yaa kissi ko bhi woh aapko koi dikkat nahi dega ab,kyun ??kyunki Murde bhalla kissi ko kya dikkat de shakte hain..Ji Haan Rajesh Patil marr chuka hai.. He is dead..

Ab ye sunte he bhenchod bheed or bhayanak chilaane lagi abki baar maine chilaane diya or kuch derr baad woh khud se chupp hue..

Main- Ji haan.. I killed him.. Maarna he tha aaplogon ko promise jo kiya tha. Bahot bahot dhanyavaad aapsabka yahaan aane k liye.. Maine apna promise pura kiya.. Karna he tha bahot time hogaya tha Rajesh naam ki iss parasite ko.. Ye Maharashtra ko khokhla bana rahe they andar se woh bhi.. Ab main maafi caahunga ki ye maine pehle kyun nahi kiya toh main bata dun mujhe koi idea nahi tha Rajesh naam kaa koi shaks hai bhi yaa nahi obviously yahaan ki sarkaar ne pura jorr lagaake usse ek businessman dikhaaya tha or mujhe hajaaron kilometre durr wahi dikha ki hoga koi businessman but jab mujhe uski sachaai pata chali well pata chalte he toh ilaaj ho he gaya.. Ab obviously Rajesh ne kitana kuch kiya sab jante hain or ye sabko pata hai ki koi akela ye sab thodi kar shakta hai usse caahiye support police ka businessmans ka politicians ka well unfortunately Rajesh k pass woh sab tha.. Ab main aapko dikhaaunga proof ki kaise Rajesh or aapki sarkaar ne aapko andha banaaya..

Ab time tha bomb fodne ka.. Yaani Maharashtra ki sarkaar giraane ka..

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Main- please jarra dhyan se sunana or dekhna.. Media waalon se request hai thoda aage aake screen ko closely capture karein.. Ye moment Maharashtra ki history ki sabse important Moment hone waali hai.. Jack..


Ye sunke Jack ne woh truck par lagi screen mein woh video play ki or video chalte he wahaan sanaata chaa gaya jisko screen dikhi woh usme he chippak gaya or baaki bus dhyaan lagaake sunaney lage.. Mera kaam tha aag lagaana or jab damage ho jaaye tab bujhaa dena yahaan damage main Maharashtra ki sarkaar ko deraha tha or ye video wahi aag thi.. Isme naa keval Rajesh ka kaala chitha tha balki mera gungaan bhi tha maine jaan bujhke on video maara tha usko kyunki jaisa maine kaha tha mujhe uska example bananaa tha Rajesh jaise baaki criminals par bhi or baaki pure india par bhi ki AP kuch bhi kar shakta hai AP kissi ko bhi maar shakta hai AP Bhagwaan hai.. Or jaise he maine Rajesh ko goli maari log firse chilaane lage and woh video over hui..


Main- Ab dekhlo... Kya expect kartey ho tumlog?? Kon sunega tumhari?? Police?? Too bad woh Bhi Bikke hue hain.. Sarkaar?? Sarkaar toh Chal he Rajesh ki wajah se rahi thi Rajesh ne Ajit ko banaaya or Ajit ne sarkaar banwaai.. CM madam ko inmein se kuch nahi dikha ,dikhta bhi kaise Ajit ne unki aankho par patti jo baandh rakhi thi Woh uspe blindly trust karti thi unki jagah agar unke papa hote toh Woh khud Ajit ko laat maardetey.. Trust me main jaanta tha unke papa ko he was a good guy.. Or ab ye hai unki legacy sarkaar banaaney k liye kya kya karna padd raha hai.. So tumlog kya kar letey?? Niche se uppar takk sab tumhare khilaaf tha but dont worry I'm here main humesha hun aaplogon k sath jaisa maine kaha tha Maharashtra meri mom ka dusara ghar tha or main yahaan k logon ko kuch nahi hone dunga main khadda hun aapke sath main hun aapke piche main bachaaunga aapko fir woh caahe Rajesh jaise gundo se bachaana ho ya fir Deputy CM se ,mujhe ghanta farak nahi padta jo aam janta ko dabaake rakhega jo tumhe dukhi karega jo tumhe dard dega ussko main khatam kar dunga or haan ye Dhamki he hai koi kuch ukhaad shakta hai toh ukhaad le main or Meri family mere bade Bhai Deva ji hum sab last sans takk aam janta k sath khaddey hain.. Or khadde they or khaddey rahenge ab decision aap sabke hathmein hai.. It's time for a change.. Dhanyavaad... Yaad rahe main hun yahaan aapke liye..


Ye bolke maine mike fainka or bheed hui bekaabu mere naare lagne lage hindi mein english mein marathi mein buri tarah mujhe mere jutte uthaane kaa time nahi milla waise he bhaagna padda kyunki sabko mujhse millna tha issliye main nange paon he bhagke gaadi mein baitha and humlog nikale wahaan se..


Abeer- Kya master aadmi haibe Tu.. Kaise sochta hai ye sab bc.. Fuckkkkk... Bhai tu bolta firta hai tu politician nahi hai wagairaaah wagiraah lekin in reality terese bada politician koi hai he nahi..


Ab baja mera phone jo Deva bhai ka tha video call thi maine hanste hue uthaaya..


Deva-(Hanske) Kya cheej haibe Tu.. PM Sahaab bhi hain..


Main- Namaskaar Sir..


PM- AP.. Tu sach mein ajooba he hai.. Main or Deva toh waise he khudko neta kehtey hain tujhse bada neta toh koi hai he nahi...


Main-hahahhhaah... Thanks Uncle..


PM- Apna task suru bhi nahi kiya or Aditi ki 25 MP seats toh le he aaya tu..


Main- Samjh gaye aap??


PM- Bhai tujh jaisa shyaana toh nahi but thoda gyaan toh hai he.. Ab Aditi Ajit ko nikaalegi election's honge Uss area mein 50 MLA toh tu aankh bandh karke nikalwa dega.. Bus fir tere bina Aditi sarkaar kaise banaaegi.. Maharashtra mein Alliance karegi toh Central mein bhi karna padega or wahaan 25 seats hain uski.


Main- Exactly that's the plan..


PM-Master plan hai AP.. Ab main 1000% sure hun ki humein koi nahi roukk shakta ... Humein kya tujhe koi nahi roukk shakta.. Tu bhagwaan he hai..


Main- Hahaha.. Bhai Maharashtra aajaao party meeting bulaao ye harr seat k liye candidate caahiye mujhe ,select karne se pehle mujhe list bhej dena..candidate gareeb hona chahiye or Rajesh jaise kissi criminal kaa maara hua hona chahiye..


Deva- Tu rukkja main aajata hun subah karlete hain meeting..


Main-Naa naa time nahi hai ,ye choti tuchi muchi sarkaar banaaney mein time waste nahi karta main..


Maine hanste hue kaha jisse sun bhai or PM bhi jorr se hans paddey ..


Deva- Ok sir ok..


Main- Karta hun baat baad mein uncle.. Bahot kaam hai.. 25 hue hain abhi toh 125 Or laane hain..


PM- Ok ok.. Laga reh.. Great Job AP. I'm proud of you...


Deva- Yeah.. Great job AP.. Be safe..


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Main- Chal ek baar hospital chal aatey hain fir bhenchod jaruri kaam suru karna hai.. Sarkaar bhi banaani hai.. Madarchod..


Humlog hospital pohanchey jahaan Nirvi Or Meena mousi they Abhi ko bhi honsh aachuka tha din mein he call aagaya tha mere pass.. Nirvi bhaagke galle milli mujhse..


Main- Kya bola tha main?? Bola tha ki nahi??


Nirvi- You are a rockstar bhaiya... Ye mera bollywood kya hai aapke saamne itane log unki film nahi dekhne jaate jitane aapko sunaney aagaye ek baar kehaney se.. Kyunki aap koi fake hero nahi real hero ho.. Log trust kartey hain aapke uppar ..


Main- I know right ... Ab jaa badhiya movie bana bahot din se kuch dekha nahi hai..


Nirvi-Aap jaa rahe ho??


Main- Yeah yeah.. Or kitana he emotional blackmail karle ab nahi rukkunga chance he nahi hai.. Dhyaan rakh keval cinema mein he naa reh family k sath time spend kar.. Thoda logon se mill..


Nirvi- Main kya karungi ye karke??


Main- Karna padega beta.. Maharashtra ki deputy CM bananey waali hai tu..


Nirvi- hahahah.. Nice joke bhaiya.. Mujhe kon banaaega..


Main- Me.. Main.. Orr kon banaaega.. Khud bhagwaan..


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Ye lo Bhai gayi sarkar, ab maharashtra bhi AP ka hai.
Super dhamakedar update Bhai

 

[AP 316]

Thoda clear kro bhai....

Clear tum log karte raho. Sab main bata dunga toh suspense kya rahega fir

 

[rr79640]

Ka

Clear tum log karte raho. Sab main bata dunga toh suspense kya rahega fir

Kahi 3no me gathbandhan ki sarkar nhi bn gai h na......
Lagta h koi bhut bdi planning ho rhi h..... Kuch to pak rha h jiska smell hm reders ko ni aa rhe h... .
Kuch to gadbad h daya
Pata krna padega

 

[Agrawal ji]

Awesome fucking god like planing and execution

 

[Sidd19]

Waiting for the next update