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Main 12 baje k aas pass aake alarm lagaake so gaya, bhenchod Cocaine ki wajah se kya nind aai hai boss i dont know alarm kab baja kab nahi meri aankh khulli jab mera room kaa door knock par knock hota gaya..
Main-Yeah...
Babhi - Uth re 7 baje bola tha tune 7:30 hogaye hain..
Main-Oh fuck.. Breakfast ready karwana babhi or Abeer, Jack, Mangal or Gupta ji ko bolo ready hojaae and helicopter bhi ready karwaae..
Babhi - Sab ready hain already...
Main utha or lambi angadaai lee bhenchod maja he aagaya, ufff.. Kai din ki thakaan durr hogayi thi..Thats great..
Main fresh hua then nahaaya and ready hoke niche aaya toh Sab ready they niche...
Abeer-Jaldi aa be.. Dikha toh photo..
Main-Jaahil ganwaar..Rukka nahi jaa raha..
Mangal-Aaram se babhi sun legi be..Dikha jaldi..
Main-Yelo.. Badhiya saa colour print nikaalke laao andar jaake iska.. Jaldi..Main breakfast karleta hun..
Maine breakfast finish kiya tabtak Abeer wagairaah woh photos nikalwa laae..
Main-Sam Ravi??
Babhi - College bhej diya unko maine..
Main- Ehehhehehe.. Bahut bhokla gaye honge woh bhi bechare woh roujj college jaa rahe hain mere bina..
Babhi - Arrey jaa he nahi rahe they, bole AP ko bhejo, 3-4 daant khaake gaye hain..
Main-Heheheh.. Gupta ji Chopper kaa kya status hai?
Guptaji-Ready hai AP..
Main-Chalo toh..
Deva-Best ok luck, kuch dikkat ho toh call karna..
Main-Dikkat kya hogi bhai Rajasthan toh apna he hai..
Deva-Woh toh saara North India he apna hai..
Main-True..
Deva-Orr haan Party headoffice chale jaana CM or kuch bade neta milna caahtey hain tujhse ab jaa he raha hai toh wahaan..
Main-Sure.. Chalo be.. Photos he dekhtey rahoge kya ab?
Humlog uthe gaadi mein aaye and nikale city k liye jahaan helicopter wait kar raha tha humaara..
Abeer - Bhosdk ye kaise milli photos tujhe?
Main-Apna khabri hai ek.. Woh laaya..
Mangal - Maa he chod di bhenchod Dheeraj ki, lol.. Holy shit..
Humlog city pohanchey helicopter ready tha humlog k baithtey he take off hua helicopter and humlog nikale Jaipur k liye.. Bhai ne sahi kaha tha jahaan gaadi mein humein almost 3-5 ghantey lagtey wahin ab humlog 60-70 minutes mein Jaipur pohanch gaye, Jaipur mein land hue toh party ki taraf se already gaadiyaan aagayi thi humein pick karne, drivers k alawa orr koi nahi tha wahaan, maine shakt mana kiya tha ki jaatey time sabse mill lunga but subah subah nahi issliye humlog nikale Gaadi mein wahaan se sathmein 4-5 police patrol vehicles they humaare..
Main-Bhenchod mera bahot mood hai ki ye photos leak kardun..
Mangal-Nahi be fir factory bandh naa hogi..
Main-Wahi toh dikkat hai.. Factory jaruri hai warna ye leak hotey he Sudha ki gand Haryana se leke center takk maari jaati..
Mangal - Woh toh hai he..
Main - Gupta ji ye Bansal se milne kaa appointment wagairaah liya yaa nahi??
Guptaji-Hum he appointments lene lag gaye toh fir kyun itani durr aana.. Crorepatti hoga apne ghar hoga..
Main-Arrey toh uske Ghar he toh jaana hai..
Gupta ji-Feelings Samjho AP..
Main-Samjh gaya matlab seedha ghuss jaana hai..
Gupta Ji-Bilkul..
Humlog kareeb 20 minute ki driving k baad ek bhayanak bade mansion k saamne rukke, bhenchod sach kahun toh meri Haweli k baad agar mujhe koi ghar aalishaan laga toh woh ye tha bhenchod floors he naa maalum kitane they ginne naa gaye merese toh, uske alawa area bhenchod khatam he naa ho.. Bahaar rukke humlog ab aage kaa kaam police waalon ne sambhaala woh uttare guards se baat ki or kareeb 2 minutes takk gate nahi khulla toh finally humein bichmein aana padda maine gaadi se sirr bahaar nikaala..
Main-Kya baat hai Inspector sahaab..
Inspector - Sir bus 2 minutes abhi khulwa rahe hain..
Main- Fir kaaeke inspector ho tum isko bolo 10 seconds hain gate nahi khulla toh gate or ye guards dono tod diye jaaenge..
Inspector - Jo Hukkum sir..
Ye sunte he baaki police waale uttare unhone literally guards ko pakkad pakkad k uthaana suru kiya, literally like uthaake ek side legaye ye dekh baaki guards ne samjhdaari dikhaai or gate open hua and sabse aage humaari gaadi andar lawn mein enter hui humaare piche piche baaki gaadiyaan enter hui... Humaari gaadi bilkul unke main gate k saamne rukki or humlog uttare and andar jaane lage toh Andar waale guards ne firr roukana caaha humein lekin abki baar police waalon ko permission milli hui thi meri, toh humaare pass aane se pehle he unko dhakke maar maar ek side baitha diya gaya and humlog uss aalishaan Mansion mein enter hue andar humein bus Nokar chaakar he dikhe toh humlog wahin hall mein sofas par baith gaye..
Main-Haan bhai apne sahaab ko bulaao..
Or net 10 seconds mein sabse pehle ek 50-55 age kaa uncle niche uttarke aaya jo simply dressed tha aankhon par chashma, woh niche aaya usko shock nahi laga ki humlog yun bina permission andar ghuss aaye yaa naa usne apne paise kaa ghamand dikhaane ki try ki matlab banda theek laga mujhe issliye maine bhi mere attitude ko thoda piche kiya.. Woh mere saamne waale sofa par aake calmly baitha..
Main-Namaskar Bansal sahaab.. Myself..
Bansal-I know who you are..
Main-Arrey waah..
"Tum Yahaan kya kar rahe ho??"
Ye awaaj mere piche se aai, ye tha Bansal ka londa Nikhil jo mere piche k room se nikal k aaya tha abhi..
Main-Oh Hi ab yaar tum toh samjhe nahi toh mujhe samjhdaar k pass aana padda..
Nikhil - Woh factory na..
Bansal-Nikhil Shut up..
Nikhil-But dad he can't just come here..
Main-I Just did actually..
Nikhil - Hey...
Bansal-I said shut up..
Main-Yeah let the grownups talk.. Toh Bansal sahaab aapko toh pata hoga main kyun aaya hun yahaan.
Bansal - Yeah.. Dont worry humlog woh factory close kar rahe hain..
Ye sun jitana shock mujhe laga usase jyaada shock Nikhil ko laga..
Nikhil - What?? Dad?? We can't just close it down..
Bansal-Orr koi option nahi hai Nikhil humaare pass, humlog ko ye sab mein nahi padna hai we are just businessmen and we should act like such, these things are not suited for people like us..
Nikhil - But dad Dheeraj sabkuch handle karlega don't you worry woh sab sambhal lega..
Bansal-Oh shut up Nikhil.. Kya handle karlega woh? Abtak kya handle karliya usne?? Isne Tumhaara kaam rukkwayaa yahaan takk ki jinn contractors ko tumne unke rate se extra paise diye they woh takk kaam bandh kar gaye. Pure haryana mein tumhe koi building material dene ko raaji nahi hai double rates bhi, toh kya kar liya Dheeraj ne?? Issne live tv par pure country k saamne sabkuch kabool karliya ki ye sab illegally kar raha hai fir bhi kissi bhi local newspaper yaa news channel par iske khilaaf koi galat news nahi chal rahi hai.. Even woh Dheeraj k khudke news channel par uski behen isko Positive way mein dikha rahi hai. Toh kya kar liya uss Dheeraj ne??
Nikhil - But dad.
Bansal-Main batata hun kuch bhi nahi kiya ussne or iska kuch kar bhi nahi shaktey wohlog, He is above Dheeraj he is above us, abtak ye toh samjh he jaana caahiye tha tumhe.. Ye sab chhodo ek baar tumne factory start kar bhi lee or isne fir kuch kiya tab kya karoge?? Abhi toh kuch nahi hai thoda loss hua hai this is easily recoverable lekin baadmein kya karoge?? Nothing.. Issliye go to your room i am closing that factory down..
Waah bhenchod ye toh game he palat gaya bhenchod, hell yeah.. Ok this makes everything interesting a whole lot of interesting.
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