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Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

Kya AP ko headquarters jaana caahiye?


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Nearly 50 likes hain updates pe,lekin comment bc 10 bhi nahi :sigh: deal bhull rahe ho kya guys aise matt kiya karo padh rahe ho toh mujhe batao padh rahe ho, comment jarur karo likes ka kya ghanta karunga main 6 lakh k kareeb likes leke baitha hun main unka kuch nahi karna mujhe , mujhe bus tumhare comments se matlab hai unhi se inspire hoke aage likhne ka mann karta hai mera toh please comment kiya karo beshak kaise bhi karo lekin karo jarur.
Aise tumlog comment karna bhull jaaoge toh deal tutt jaaegi Or fir main updates dena bhull jaaunga dont blame me baad mein..

Ab updates wahi puraane time k hisaab se chalenge jabtak enough reviews/comments nahi aaenge main aage update nahi dene waala yahi deal hai kal dene waala tha updates main but ab comments k baad he hoga :sigh: .

Din mein per day 15+ gaon mein votes maangke ,rallies organise karwaake saikdon kilometre gaadi chalaake, galla faad faad k naare lagaake puri puri raat nikal jaati hai mostly time toh fir bhi time nikaalke updates deraha hun bc woh keval issliye ki mujhe tumhare comments se inspiration milti hai toh uss inspiration ko aane do thodi sharam karo bc :laughing: Or reviews dena na bhullo..

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Main 12 baje k aas pass aake alarm lagaake so gaya, bhenchod Cocaine ki wajah se kya nind aai hai boss i dont know alarm kab baja kab nahi meri aankh khulli jab mera room kaa door knock par knock hota gaya..


Main-Yeah...


Babhi - Uth re 7 baje bola tha tune 7:30 hogaye hain..


Main-Oh fuck.. Breakfast ready karwana babhi or Abeer, Jack, Mangal or Gupta ji ko bolo ready hojaae and helicopter bhi ready karwaae..


Babhi - Sab ready hain already...


Main utha or lambi angadaai lee bhenchod maja he aagaya, ufff.. Kai din ki thakaan durr hogayi thi..Thats great..


Main fresh hua then nahaaya and ready hoke niche aaya toh Sab ready they niche...


Abeer-Jaldi aa be.. Dikha toh photo..


Main-Jaahil ganwaar..Rukka nahi jaa raha..


Mangal-Aaram se babhi sun legi be..Dikha jaldi..


Main-Yelo.. Badhiya saa colour print nikaalke laao andar jaake iska.. Jaldi..Main breakfast karleta hun..


Maine breakfast finish kiya tabtak Abeer wagairaah woh photos nikalwa laae..


Main-Sam Ravi??


Babhi - College bhej diya unko maine..


Main- Ehehhehehe.. Bahut bhokla gaye honge woh bhi bechare woh roujj college jaa rahe hain mere bina..


Babhi - Arrey jaa he nahi rahe they, bole AP ko bhejo, 3-4 daant khaake gaye hain..


Main-Heheheh.. Gupta ji Chopper kaa kya status hai?


Guptaji-Ready hai AP..


Main-Chalo toh..


Deva-Best ok luck, kuch dikkat ho toh call karna..


Main-Dikkat kya hogi bhai Rajasthan toh apna he hai..


Deva-Woh toh saara North India he apna hai..


Main-True..


Deva-Orr haan Party headoffice chale jaana CM or kuch bade neta milna caahtey hain tujhse ab jaa he raha hai toh wahaan..


Main-Sure.. Chalo be.. Photos he dekhtey rahoge kya ab?


Humlog uthe gaadi mein aaye and nikale city k liye jahaan helicopter wait kar raha tha humaara..


Abeer - Bhosdk ye kaise milli photos tujhe?


Main-Apna khabri hai ek.. Woh laaya..


Mangal - Maa he chod di bhenchod Dheeraj ki, lol.. Holy shit..


Humlog city pohanchey helicopter ready tha humlog k baithtey he take off hua helicopter and humlog nikale Jaipur k liye.. Bhai ne sahi kaha tha jahaan gaadi mein humein almost 3-5 ghantey lagtey wahin ab humlog 60-70 minutes mein Jaipur pohanch gaye, Jaipur mein land hue toh party ki taraf se already gaadiyaan aagayi thi humein pick karne, drivers k alawa orr koi nahi tha wahaan, maine shakt mana kiya tha ki jaatey time sabse mill lunga but subah subah nahi issliye humlog nikale Gaadi mein wahaan se sathmein 4-5 police patrol vehicles they humaare..


Main-Bhenchod mera bahot mood hai ki ye photos leak kardun..


Mangal-Nahi be fir factory bandh naa hogi..


Main-Wahi toh dikkat hai.. Factory jaruri hai warna ye leak hotey he Sudha ki gand Haryana se leke center takk maari jaati..


Mangal - Woh toh hai he..


Main - Gupta ji ye Bansal se milne kaa appointment wagairaah liya yaa nahi??


Guptaji-Hum he appointments lene lag gaye toh fir kyun itani durr aana.. Crorepatti hoga apne ghar hoga..


Main-Arrey toh uske Ghar he toh jaana hai..


Gupta ji-Feelings Samjho AP..


Main-Samjh gaya matlab seedha ghuss jaana hai..


Gupta Ji-Bilkul..


Humlog kareeb 20 minute ki driving k baad ek bhayanak bade mansion k saamne rukke, bhenchod sach kahun toh meri Haweli k baad agar mujhe koi ghar aalishaan laga toh woh ye tha bhenchod floors he naa maalum kitane they ginne naa gaye merese toh, uske alawa area bhenchod khatam he naa ho.. Bahaar rukke humlog ab aage kaa kaam police waalon ne sambhaala woh uttare guards se baat ki or kareeb 2 minutes takk gate nahi khulla toh finally humein bichmein aana padda maine gaadi se sirr bahaar nikaala..


Main-Kya baat hai Inspector sahaab..


Inspector - Sir bus 2 minutes abhi khulwa rahe hain..


Main- Fir kaaeke inspector ho tum isko bolo 10 seconds hain gate nahi khulla toh gate or ye guards dono tod diye jaaenge..


Inspector - Jo Hukkum sir..


Ye sunte he baaki police waale uttare unhone literally guards ko pakkad pakkad k uthaana suru kiya, literally like uthaake ek side legaye ye dekh baaki guards ne samjhdaari dikhaai or gate open hua and sabse aage humaari gaadi andar lawn mein enter hui humaare piche piche baaki gaadiyaan enter hui... Humaari gaadi bilkul unke main gate k saamne rukki or humlog uttare and andar jaane lage toh Andar waale guards ne firr roukana caaha humein lekin abki baar police waalon ko permission milli hui thi meri, toh humaare pass aane se pehle he unko dhakke maar maar ek side baitha diya gaya and humlog uss aalishaan Mansion mein enter hue andar humein bus Nokar chaakar he dikhe toh humlog wahin hall mein sofas par baith gaye..


Main-Haan bhai apne sahaab ko bulaao..


Or net 10 seconds mein sabse pehle ek 50-55 age kaa uncle niche uttarke aaya jo simply dressed tha aankhon par chashma, woh niche aaya usko shock nahi laga ki humlog yun bina permission andar ghuss aaye yaa naa usne apne paise kaa ghamand dikhaane ki try ki matlab banda theek laga mujhe issliye maine bhi mere attitude ko thoda piche kiya.. Woh mere saamne waale sofa par aake calmly baitha..


Main-Namaskar Bansal sahaab.. Myself..


Bansal-I know who you are..


Main-Arrey waah..


"Tum Yahaan kya kar rahe ho??"


Ye awaaj mere piche se aai, ye tha Bansal ka londa Nikhil jo mere piche k room se nikal k aaya tha abhi..


Main-Oh Hi ab yaar tum toh samjhe nahi toh mujhe samjhdaar k pass aana padda..


Nikhil - Woh factory na..


Bansal-Nikhil Shut up..


Nikhil-But dad he can't just come here..


Main-I Just did actually..


Nikhil - Hey...


Bansal-I said shut up..


Main-Yeah let the grownups talk.. Toh Bansal sahaab aapko toh pata hoga main kyun aaya hun yahaan.


Bansal - Yeah.. Dont worry humlog woh factory close kar rahe hain..


Ye sun jitana shock mujhe laga usase jyaada shock Nikhil ko laga..


Nikhil - What?? Dad?? We can't just close it down..


Bansal-Orr koi option nahi hai Nikhil humaare pass, humlog ko ye sab mein nahi padna hai we are just businessmen and we should act like such, these things are not suited for people like us..


Nikhil - But dad Dheeraj sabkuch handle karlega don't you worry woh sab sambhal lega..


Bansal-Oh shut up Nikhil.. Kya handle karlega woh? Abtak kya handle karliya usne?? Isne Tumhaara kaam rukkwayaa yahaan takk ki jinn contractors ko tumne unke rate se extra paise diye they woh takk kaam bandh kar gaye. Pure haryana mein tumhe koi building material dene ko raaji nahi hai double rates bhi, toh kya kar liya Dheeraj ne?? Issne live tv par pure country k saamne sabkuch kabool karliya ki ye sab illegally kar raha hai fir bhi kissi bhi local newspaper yaa news channel par iske khilaaf koi galat news nahi chal rahi hai.. Even woh Dheeraj k khudke news channel par uski behen isko Positive way mein dikha rahi hai. Toh kya kar liya uss Dheeraj ne??


Nikhil - But dad.


Bansal-Main batata hun kuch bhi nahi kiya ussne or iska kuch kar bhi nahi shaktey wohlog, He is above Dheeraj he is above us, abtak ye toh samjh he jaana caahiye tha tumhe.. Ye sab chhodo ek baar tumne factory start kar bhi lee or isne fir kuch kiya tab kya karoge?? Abhi toh kuch nahi hai thoda loss hua hai this is easily recoverable lekin baadmein kya karoge?? Nothing.. Issliye go to your room i am closing that factory down..


Waah bhenchod ye toh game he palat gaya bhenchod, hell yeah.. Ok this makes everything interesting a whole lot of interesting.


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Ye toh kuch jyada hi samajhdaar hai lagta hai AP ko dekhte hi samajh gaya ab band karni hi padegi jab khud AP aaya hai toh kuch na kuch toh laya hu hoga apne sath jiski wajah se usko manna pade
 
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Main-Waah uncle waah.. Mujhe pata tha aap samjbdaar ho i knew it.. Dekho mere bhai ne bola tha aap respectable bandey ho or aapse respectably he pace aaun main.. Waise main yahaan koi orr motive se aaya tha but aap aise he maan gaye toh thanks a lot.. Or Nikhil bhai room mein matt jaao i have something for you, tujhe kya lagta hai Dheeraj kyun hai tere sath?? Kyun itani help kar raha hai teri?? Kyunki woh tera friend hai?? Hell no.. Ye dekho Uncle..

Ye bolke maine Photos Bansal ko di usne photos dekhi lekin jyaada chownka nahi woh uske thobde se laga woh aisa kuch already expect kar raha tha usne bus ghurrtey hue woh photos Nikhil ko dedi.. Ab asli shock laga Nikhil ko uske hath se woh photos he chuttke niche girr gayi woh kuch seconds k liye toh blank hogaya or ek do aanshu bhi aaye usko, fir Bansal utha or apne bete ko galle lagaaya ab woh futt futt ke roya..Pyaar kaa dhoka sabse jyada dard deta hai iska live example dekh raha tha main.. Bansal ne apne bete ko andar bheja or waapis bahaar aaya or woh photos uthaai usne..

Main - Dekho uncle ab main soch raha tha ki ye photos leak kardun but mere bhaiya jo hain unhone mujhe roka unhone bataya mujhe ki aap bahot he badhiya aadmi hain aap meri dikkat samjhenge.. Mere bhai aapko bahot maante hain issliye ye photos aap rakh shaktey hain ye original hai iske alawa koi copies humaare pass nahi hain or naa humein aapse orr kuch caahiye hai..

Ye sun usne mujhe dekha..

Bansal - Well i appreciate the concerns Mr Ankit.. Aapke bhai ko bahot bahot thanks, lekin mujhe ye photos nahi caahiye infact i want you to leak them..

Ab shock lagne ki baari humaari thi..

Main-Wait what?

Bansal - Yeah sahi suna aapne..

Main-But kyun??

Bansal - Well Mr AP inn photos ki humse jyaada jarurat Sudha Chaudhary ko hai.Well again jaise main aapka kuch nahi kar shakta waise he kar main Dheeraj kaa bhi kuch nahi shakta, power is above money in this country so unfortunately main uska kuch bigad nahi shakta.. Ab isme Humaara kuch nahi jaaega obviously thodi baatein banaaenge log but baadmein chupp hojaaenge, Naam toh Dheeraj kaa Haina. Business mein naam nahi paisa chalta hai jo humaare pass bahot hai, lekin politics mein naam chalta hai jo Dheeraj or Sudha ko caahiye, or main ussi naam ko kichad mein milta hua dekhna chaahta hun, baaki Tumhaari marji tum kya karna caahtey ho inn photos kaa.

Main-Arrey say less uncle, aapne itani help ki meri toh main kya ye nahi kar shakta, jo aapka hukkum done samjho.. Done.. I got you.. Don't you worry.. Main sab sambhaal lunga aapka badla main lunga unse..

Bansal - I hope so, badla ache se lena kahin woh humaare piche aaein kal ko..

Main - Bansal sahaab, aapke piche?? Aap meri protection mein ho ab aapke piche Chhodo aapke aas pass bhi koi nahi aaega Gupta ji number dijiye inko apna.. Koi bhi dikkat, kahin bhi, kissi k sath bhi, kitani he badi, kitani he chhoti iss number par call kariye North India mein meri permission k bina Bhagwaan bhi nahi bula shakta aapko..

Bansal - I appreciate it Mr Ankit..

Main-Chalta hun Bansal sahaab, thanks for the cooperation..

Ye bolke hum sab uthe wahaan se or chal paddey..

Bansal-Apne bhai ko mera thanks kehna matt bhulna AP, main jald millunga unse, ofcourse unki ijaajat hui toh..

Main-You are most welcome anytime..

Bansal - Aapko yaa aapki party ko bhi meri koi help ki jarurat paddey toh bataiyega jarur..

Main-Ofcourse..

Humlog bahaar aaye gaadi mein baithey.

Main-Ahahaahahah...Bhai believe me maa chod dunga inki ab main..

Abeer-Bahot bure waali gand marrne waali hai inki bhai bahot bure waali..

Mangal - Abhi kar be i can't wait to see it unfolds..

Main-Abhi le. I have an idea.. Sabse pehle pata hai kiss channel k pass bhejunga main ye photos?

Mangal-No.. Inke khudke Channel par??

Main-Hell yeah.. Woh Sudha ki beti reporter Shreya kaa number hai?

Gupta ji -Yeah..

Abeer - Bhenchod kitana cruel aadmi hai be tu hahahaha..

Main - I know right.. Gupta ji ye Shreya call karo..

Gupta ji ne mujhe phone diya apna..

Shreya-Ji Gupta ji kaise yaad kiya aapne??

Main-Good Morning Shreya ji..

Shreya - Who is this AP??

Main-Yours truly.. Pehchaan gaye aap toh..

Shreya - Ofcourse tumhe kon nahi pehchaanega AP sir, aajkal toh Bollywood actors se jyaada aap chaaye hue ho..

Main-Arrey bus daya hai aap jaise honest reporters ki..

Shreya - Thank you thank-you..

Main-Yeah so unfortunately mujhe aapko call karna padd raha hai ek favor k liye..

Shreya - Arrey boliye boliye..

Main-So i know ye thoda awkward hoga but trust me main ye keval issliye kar raha hun kyunki tum ek maatar aisi journalist ho jisko main personally jaanta hun..

Shreya - Its OK AP bataaiye..

Main-So maine aapko Kuch photos bheji hain, ye India ki pehli major news hone waali hai pichle kuch din mein jisme main involve nahi hounga.. Ek baar check kijiye photos aap..

Shreya-Yeah sure hold kijiye..

Main-Yeah take your time..

"Oh My God"..

Mujhe Shreya k munh se halka saa sunaai diya and uske baad kuch seconds takk woh nahi boli, i know she needs time to process this shit issliye main chup he raha.. Almost 2 minutes baad main bola..

Main-Shreya Ji you there??

Shreya - Oh yeah sorry.. Yeah yeah..

Main-Obviously Aap ache se jaantey ho yelog kon hain..

Shreya - Yeah..

Main-So prime time news dedi hai aapko early morning first in India isase badi TRP hype kya hogi bhalla.. 5 minutes baad main public kardunga ye photos tabtak trp batorr lijiye..

Shreya - You know maine mana kiya tha meri family ko ki don't mess with your brother.. Maine bola tha unhe ki North India ko bhull jaao humaare pass sab kuch hai so lets focus on that. Lekin Meri mom or Dheeraj nahi maane, maine baar baar kaha unhe ki Deva ji se matt uljho matt uljho.. But in reality unhe tumse nahi ulajhna caahiye tha..

Main-Exactly.. But ab kya karein its too late anyways..

Shreya - Yep.. So yeah I'll get it done..

Main-Really.. Tum mujhe ye photos spread karne se nahi roukogi??

Shreya - Why me?? I don't care main unka kachra kyun saaf karun they can deal with it, or mere kehne se tum kahaan rukkoge..

Main-Yeah true true..I appreciate your honesty..

Shreya - But still AP i should warn you, my brother is a vicious person, i hope tum jaantey ho ye so be careful..

Main-Shreya if you think tumhara bhai vicious hai toh you don't know me, don't worry I'll take care of it.. Thanks, I'll see you around..

Shreya - See you around AP..

Call disconnected..

The War Is On.. Ab dekhta hun ki konsa maadarchod minister usko bachaane aage aaega..

Continued..
 
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