Update-558(The Plan)
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Jatin- Hahahaha.. Maa chod di bhai.. Plane he late karwa diya lawdo kaa.. Or phone bhi nahi track kar shaktey..
Main- Haan..
Actually Claire ne kaafi time pehle chip lagaai thi ek ab mera phone koi bhi tap yaa track nahi kar shakta...
Main- Yeah.. Tera phone faink dey bc.. Naya lenge aage jaake.. Kal tak tera number bhi nikal lenge wohlog..
Jatin ne sim todke apna phone bhi faink diya and idhar hum raat 2:30 baje pohanchey warehouse mein.. Jahaan T and J mojjud they masks k andar..
Main- Load kar diya saara paisa??
J- Yes boss.. 2 trucks hain. Alag alag boxes hain jaisa aapne bola tha 300 crore alag.1000 alag and 1400 alag..Lekin inka karna kya hai boss?? Bahaar nahi nikaal shakte yahaan se boss.. Bahaar harr kone par CBI waale khadde hain..
Main- Nahi milenge.. Yahaan se 3 kilometre piche ek cement factory hai wahaan chalna hai ye trucks leke.. Wahaan se ek Cargo Train jaane waali hai cement ki full bharke abhi 3:45 Am par yahaan Delhi se nikalegi woh train.India ko bichon bich cheerti hui via Mathura ,Jhansi , Bhopal, Nagpur hotey hue humaare pehle stop par pohanchegi Nizamabad Junction ,Telangana ,wahaan 300 crore uttaarega aaj raat 10:00 baje tabtak hopefully humlog Telangana clear kar lenge.. Uske baad wahaan se aage woh train Karnataka k border ko bus touch karti hui nikalegi Bidar City Karnataka k andar se aaj raat 12:30 baje wahaan Dusare 1000 crore uttarenge.. Fir woh train jaaegi Nizamabad se Nellore hotey hue direct Chennai Parson subah 6:00 baje jahaan last 1400 Crore unload honge. Ab Iss train ki khaasiyat ye hai ki ye train Special Goods train hai jo apne special corridor par chalti hai toh bus 26 ghante mein sab ho jaaega.. Ab special train hai toh iski checking bhi special hoti hai pehli yahaan Delhi mein dusari Nagpur Maharashtra mein and tisri Chennai.. Ab Thankfully Delhi mein mere log hain.. Nagpur mein bhi mere log hain or Chennai mein bhi mere log hain.. Yaani..
Jatin- Yaani checking ki maa ki chut..bhai aap gajab ho.. Aapki khopdi computer se bhi aage hai..
J- You have no idea of that.. No idea..
Main- Exactly.. So ab humein kuch nahi karna bus truck wahaan factory mein leke jaane hain jahaan koi nahi millega bus mere log honge checking waale ab wahaan loading k tools bhi hain toh 10 minute mein load ho jaaega paisa.. 2 pure dibbe mere liye khaali hain ..
J- Great fucking plan boss. Great.. Obviously aapke liye easy tha ye sab but this is insanely hard to think of..
Main- I know.. Also.. I need more money.. ASAP..
J- How much??
Main- 3000 crore..
J- Damn.. We are going almost double of the budget..
Main- Paise ko bhull jaa.. Kaam dekh bc koi kami ho toh bata..
J- None.. None at all boss..
Main- So paise ab tum do..kaam main kar he raha hun.
J- Paise bhi aap he doge boss.. Call karni padegi aapko wahaan se aapki permission k baad he paise release honge Or jaldi se jaldi call karo kyunki 24-36 hours lag jaane hain call k baad paisa aane mein so jaldi call karna..
Main- Number bata ..
J- Aapko pata hai boss..
Main- Abe mujhe.. Ohh ofcourse bade bhai ko pata hai.. Karlunga main.. Chal trucks uthaao pohancho factory.. Jatin 15 ek lakh cash alag uthaa le..
Humlog nikale wahaan se and industrial area k andar se he 15 minutes mein factor pohanchey gate khola and railway line takk aaye jahaan Northern Railway k 3 officers mojjud they..
Main- Parnaam sahaab parnaam..
Aadmi1- Parnaam maalik..
Usne mere pair chutte hue kaha uske baad baaki 2 ne pair chuwe mere.. Maine J ko ishara kiya toh wohlog Paisa load karne lage unhi ki machines se..
Main- Thanks for the help..
Aadmi1- Areey maalik kyun sharminda kar rahe ho.. Aapka hukkum sir aankhon par.. Aapki chattarchaaya mein rehna hai puri jindagi toh aapke kaam nahi aaye toh laanat hai humpe..
Aadmi2- Ji bhai sahaab.. Waise toh juniors ki duty lagti hai lekin jaise he aapka phone aaya hum khud chale aaye.. Koi gadbadi nahi caahiye ..
Main- Exactly.. Cctv ??
Aadmi1- Sab bandh kar diye bhai..
Main- Good. Jatin..
Jatin ne unhe paise diye gaadi se nikaalke..
Aadmi1- Arrey maalik.. Kya baat kar rahe ho.. Aapse paise leke kahaan jaaenge ...
Aadmi2- Ji.. Bhai.. Bus aapki daya bani rahe.. Paise nahi caahiye..
Main - Abe I insist.. Lene padenge ye toh. Naa nahi sununga main. Inki gaadi mein daal dey Jatin...
Ab 20 minutes baad paisa load hogaya tha train mein..
Main- Ok..main nikalta hun.. Sab sambhaal lena..
Aadmi2- Sambhaal liya bhai.. Aapka kaam hogaya samjho bus nikaal denge ab yahaan se train ko.. Aap jaaiye bhai chinta ki jarurat nahi hai.
Main- Great.. Thanks again..
Ye bolke Main J, T and Jatin nikale wahaan se.. Un dono ko drop kiya humne and Main or Jatin nikale mere ghar k liye.. Subah 7:00 baje humlog meri city pohanchey.
Jatin- Waise bhai.. Yahaan kyun aaye hain hum?? Yahaan toh sarkaar apni he hai
Main- Teri Bhabhi se milne..
Jatin- Oh.. Ye toh jaruri hai sarkaar se bhi..
Main- Yes.. Orr agla private jet yahin se lena hai humein.. Delhi NCR ki toh saari airfield seal karwa degi lawdi.. Issliye ye safe hai..
Jatin- Gajab. 2 kaam ho jaaenge...
Main- Yep. Thoda aaram se chal 7:15 aaegi teri bhabhi Haweli..
Jatin- Ok bhai..
Humlog 7:10 baje Haweli pohanchey toh Riya ki gaadi already khaddi thi wahaan bc time se pehle aagayi thi woh toh.. Gaadi andar lagaayi maine and andar aaya toh saamne he Rohit Sam Ravi Abeer Mangal Bhabhi , Meenu, Rishi Or Riya breakfast kar rahe they..
Main- Lo bc akele akele...
Sam- Brooo...
Rohit-My fucking boy.
Sam Ravi Rohit bhaagte hue mere galle mille fir Rishi Or Mangal.. Then Bhabhi or Meenu.. Fir Riya .. Haaye.. I missed these guys..
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ye sab regularly hota rehta hai jiss line mein main hun usme Protests,case ,FIR ,parche, chargesheet etc hota rehta hai bus iss baar maine issko bataa diya or isne yahaan post kardiya jo isko nahi karna chahiye tha. Main theek hun 24 hours k andar I'm back home better thn ever. No issues no problems no bakchodi . Humein bhalla kon jail mein rakh shakta hai 
Bhagwaan hun main literally 
