Update-563(Fucked??)
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Humlog filhal Maharashtra k kissi chote se gaon mein they ..
Jatin- Ab bhai??
Main- Ab Daund Junction pichla sehar tha 2 kilometre piche hai wahin chalte hain.. Koi taxi wagairaah wahin se millegi.. Aage jaaenge toh madarchod log aage he millenge..
Maine Map dekhte hue kaha..
Jatin- Chalo toh fir bhai.. Kahaan pehchan gaye aapko bhadwe..
Main-Arrey main he bawligand hun bhenchod bahaar khadda cigarette pee raha tha.. Ab woh bhen ki lawdi ko pata chal jaaega humlog Mumbai jaa rahe they.. Bhenchod.. Fuckkk....
Jatin- koi naa bhai kar he loge tabtak toh kuch..
Main- Bhenchod... Bhadwa 5 minutes mein toh phone he laga chuka tha bolo..
Jatin- Kismat chutiya thi bhai..
Humlog 10-12 minutes mein Daund Junction pohanchey.. Toh Station k bahaar he 3-4 taxi khaddi thi or drivers andar he so rahe they..
Main- Bc cash hai tere pass??
Jatin- Haan bhai 5 ek hajaar honge ..
Main- Itane mein toh nahi jaaega koi bc.. Mere pass toh ek bhi naa hai..
Jatin- Online kardena bhai.. Sab scanner rakhtey aajkal..
Main- Bhosdk mera phone track nahi kar shakte wohlog lekin meri bank transactions jarur track kar shakte hain.. Tu kardena bc online .. Naa bc tujhe bhi dhund rahe hain wohlog..
Jatin- Nahi dhund rahe hotey toh bhi kahaan se karta bhai phone toh faink diya tha..
Main- Haan bhenchod.. Tujhe phone bhi dilwana padega.. Kissi se karwaana padega.. Kissi bahaar waale se kyunki sabhi jaankaaron k banks transaction toh track kar rahe honge bhosdwaale.. Karwaatey hain kissi se toh. Isko jagaatey hain. . Budha uncle hai isse nahi pata hoga jyaada apna..
Humne car ka mirror knock kiya toh finally woh uncle utha or usne thoda saa mirror down kiya.. Jaise hum bhenchod gaadi chori karne aaye hain.
Main- Mumbai jaana hai uncle..
Uncle- Itani durr kaa bhaada nahi lete..
Ye bolke usne waapis mirror up kar liya..
Main- Arrey uncle.. 20000 dunga.. Humari train nikal gayi hai urgent jaana hai.
Uncle- Pehle paise do..
Main- Karwata hun ek second..
Ab Maine phone nikaala.. Kisse lagaaun bc.. Ghar waale not a chance.. Anjali and team.. No unka bhi hoga..Nicki mam..hmmm..unka bhi possible hai..Toh bc.. Riya.. Bhosdk.. Riya se paise maangega..
Main- Of course bc..
Maine turant Riya ko call kiya toh usne nahi uthaaya toh Maine doobara kiya and thankfully usne uthaa liya..
Riya- AP.. Sab theek haina?? Tum. Theek ho??
Main- Yeah. Yeah.. Sans lelo.. Sab theek hai..
Riya- Fir itani raatko..
Main- Yeah. I need your help..
Riya- Yeah.. Bolo..
Main- Ek number bata raha hun uspe 20000 Rupees bhejdo.. Kyunki mere bank account toh track horahe honge. Mujhe taxi leni hai. Please..
Riya-Arrey it's fine baba.. Mere paise tumhare he hain.. Number batao..
Main- Uncle number batao..
Maine usko apna phone diya and usne Riya ko number bataake mujhe phone waapis diya..
Riya- It's done ..
Main- Hue Uncle..
Uncle - Haan.. Aajao..
Usne gaadi unlock ki or hum dono piche baithey..
Riya-Kahaan ho tum??
Main- Maharashtra..
Riya- Hyderabad jaane waale they naa tum..
Main- Jaa aaya.. Wahaan se yahaan..
Riya- Kitana ghum rahe ho yaar tum.. Ab toh orr dhyaan rakho tum dekha nahi woh dictator Sudha ne kya kaha tha.. Tumhare liye wohlog kuch bhi kar shakte hain.. No warrants no permissions nothing.. Kanoon kuch hai he nahi matlab.. Or khudko Law and justice minister bolti hai kameeni..
Main- (hanske) tum kabse gaali dene lagi..
Riya- Usko toh dungi he dungi. Ghatiya aurat..
Main- Relax Riya.. .. So jaao.. I'm sorry disturb karne k liye and thanks for helping me.
Riya- Bade aaye thanks waale.. Jarurat nahi hai tumhare thanks ki.. Love you..
Main- Love you too..
Call disconnected..
Main- Uncle 40-50 kilometre takk please gaon k andar se lena..
Uncle- Ok. Lekin kyun??
Main- 20000 sawaal naa puchne k diye hain..
Uncle- Ok.. Ok.. Koi dikkat nahi hai. Jahaan bologe wahaan se chalegi.
Main- Good.. Kabtak pohanchenge Mumbai??
Uncle - 3:30 hue hain.. 9:00 takk ..
Main- Great..
Ab thankfully gaadi mein main so shakta tha.. Issliye Maine Jatin ko guard duty par lagaya kahin bhenchod uncle kissi thane k andar jaake naa roukk dey and main so gaya. Lekin bhenchod kahaan sone dene waale they mujhe.. Kuch derr baad mera phone baja jo Neha ka tha.. 5:30 baje they subah k..
Neha- Haanji sir.. Finally Bhaagne bhi lage naa tum.. Kya bole they ki kahan bhaag raha hun.. Maine bhagwa diya naa..
Main- Bhaaga nahi tha main.. Train mein actually vomiting horahi thi mujhe issliye uttara tha..
Neha- Hahaha.. Good one.. Kahaan jaaoge ab?? See ab mujhe permissions yaa warrants ki jarurat nahi paddti..
Main- pakkad mujhe still nahi paaogi tum..
Neha- Dekhtey hain.. Ab aadhi raat ko bhaga diya tumhe toh pakkad bhi lungi.. Kabtak bhaagoge..
Main- Jabtak mera mann karega..
Neha- Meri baat maan lo.. Surrender kardo.. It'll be easy for you.. Ye tumhe bhi pata hai humesha k liye nahi bhaag shakte tum..
Main- Humesha bhaagna bhi nahi hai..
Neha- Toh kardo surrender..
Main- No thanks..
Neha-Oh come on.. Ye attitude ye ego ekdin tuttegi he or main he todungi ..
Main- Ye Ego khaandaani hai madam tumhari tarah politicians k talwe chaat k nahi banaai Maine.. Khudke dum par banaai hai.. Tumse kya tumhare uppar jo tumhare baap baithey haina jinke orders follow kar rahi ho tum unse bhi nahi tuttegi ye Ego. Trust me..
Neha- Dekhte hain.. Waise Mumbai kyun jaa rahe ho?? Kya chal raha hai wahaan?? I know kuch toh bahot important chal raha hai tumhara wahaan par.. Kyunki abtak bade hints de dey k jaa rahe they lekin ab kaise chup chaap nikal liye.. Toh i know kuch toh bahot important hain wahaan tumhara.. And trust me main dhund lungi tumhe.. Or pata laga lungi kya hai Mumbai mein.. Or barbaad kardungi tumhe or tumhaare plan ko main..
Fuckkkkk... Madarchod...
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