Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

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Update-539(Divyang-2)
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Humlog Delhi airport pohanchey .Divyang ko khatam karne aaye they humlog yahaan..

Main- Bata Chang Bhushan or Divyang kya cheej hain.


Chang- Sanjay kaa left hand "Bhushan " ye Sanjay kaa dusara senapati hai gang k gundey, hit
man's, hired guns, wagairaah Sab iske under chalta hai uske alaawa iska main dhanda
hai illegal weapons kaa India mein iske kaafi factories hain jahaan iske weapons taiyaar
hotey hain uske alaawa Russia or China takk se iske pass weapons aatey hain jinhe ye
India or Asia ki baaki choti moti countries ko bechta hai.. Underworld k level ka banda hai boss ye bhayanak.. Sanjay k mostly log iske through he aate hain uske alawa Contract killing . Iska main kaam hai weapons selling ka usko Internationally karta hai ye kaam ..Toh boss hope karo ki Divyang akela ho yahaan kyunki Bhushan sath hai toh samjho bahot hard hone waala hai ye sab or bahot time lagega woh alag.. Bhushan alag he kismm ki cheej hai boss.. He's Insanely powerful.. India ki 15+ states mein iske uppar criminal cases chal rahe hain apne Delhi mein bhi hai 3 murder cases .. Uske alawa China, Indonesia, Mayanmar mein bhi wanted hai boss ye.. He's well connected.. As I said ye apne underworld k level kaa banda hai..

Main- Waah bhenchod..Aaya naa ho ye toh acha hai bc..warna kon lagaayega itane din ispe..Divyang ka kya hai?

Chang- Divyang bahot he ghatiya banda hai boss baap ka dhanda yahi dekhta hai orr isko kuch farak nahi padta ki kya hai kya nahi koi double cross karta hai isse usko toh maarta he uske sath sath uske pure pariwar ko publicly marwaa deta hai.. Inshort he doesn't give a fuck.. Gussail hai boss or violence se bahot pyaar hai isko.. Apna message pohanchaane k liye kissi ko bhi kahin bhi maar shakta hai ye.. Most probably drugie hai behavior se toh aisa lagta hai..

Main- Yeah.. Dekha..

Ab humlog aage ka kuch plan karte usase pehle mera phone baja jo bhai ka tha..

Main- Ji bhai..

Deva- Chuppke kaam karne se baat nahi banegi.. Ye victim ki families ne yahaan dharna de rakha hai ministry k bahaar.. Dead bodies k sath.. Gussa bahot hai, hona bhi caahiye.. Balwan Uncle Sudha kissi ki nahi sunn rahe ye log..Mereko bhi seedha bol diya ki AP ko bulaao.. Video clip mein woh dalle ne families ko bhi maarne ki dhamki di hai toh gussa orr jyaada hai inka.. Tujhe aake aashwaashan dena padega.. Tabhi maanenge yelog.. Pure desh k saamne majaak ban raha hai saheed hue unka AP... Samjha kar..

Main-Yeah I'll be there..

Deva- Fir Sudha bakchodi karegi..

Main-Maa chudaaye Sudha.. I'll deal with her.

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Main- Chang Claire uttar jaao.. Public appearance karna hai. Tumlog tabtak contacts ko jagaao.. Dhundo kahaan chippa ho shakta hai Divyang.. Weapons bhi jugaad karo..

Chang- Copy boss..

Chang or Claire ko utaara humne and hum pohanchey Dharnna location par toh ek taraf toh media tha behisaab jinko barricades lagaake roukk rakha tha uske baad bichon bich victim's ki families or unki dead bodies ice boxes mein rakhi thi.. And wahin they Home Minister Balwan Uncle Sudha Maadarchod... Or Bhai or Mangal.. Gaadi piche he roukani padi humein or aage paidal nikale.. Ab mera or media ka ek aisa rista hai ki mujhe dekhte he unki aankhein khull jaati hain , jaise he unhone mujhe dekha toh bhenchod Zombies ki tarah meri taraf bhaage but thankfully police waale bahot they toh unhone roukk liya sabko..

Main Victim's ki family takk Pohancha toh jo gents they unhone uthke hath joddliye mere saamne ladies mostly roye he jaa rahi thi.. Bhai,Sudha Or Balwan uncle bhi mere pass he aagaye..

Aadmi1- Dekho bhai kya hassal kiya hai.. Ye dekho.. Aisa koi jaanwar he kar shakta hai bhai..

Aadmi2- Orr ye Minister saahiba keh rahi hain investigation chal rahi hai. Sabko pata hai kisne maara hai humaare bacchon ko toh fir investigation kiss liye.

Aadmi3- Yun he toh nahi marre ye sab Beta.. Usko saja nahi milli toh inki moutt toh bina kissi wajah hui..

Sudha- Suniye.. Please.. In sabki bahaduri kabhi waste nahi jaaegi... Sabko president's medal dilwaungi main.. Or rahi baat inke hathyaaron ki toh CBI kissi ko nahi bakshegi..

Aadmi1-CBI KYA karegi???Investigation?? Kya ho jaaega investigation se?? Tabtak woh bachke nikal jaaega.. Fir log bhull jaaenge usko... Aap bolte kyun nahi bhai..

Sudha- AP be responsible tum samjhao inko ki protest khatam kardein.. Please..


Aadmi2- AP bhai..Khatam kardenge toh fir humari kon sunega aap he ho humaare liye jo ho.. Humein naa madam ka medal caahiye or naa inke. Paise..

Sudha- AP legally ye sab kar nahi shakta.. CBI he deal kar rahi hai iss case ko unke alawa koi agency isme nahi aa shakti..aap log please samjho..

Aadmi4- AP bhai...Humein investigation nahi caahiye humein toh usko saja dilwani hai ...or woh ab nikal gaya toh fir..

Main- Aise kaise nikal jaaega.. Main kyun khadda hun yahaan.. Shyaam takk ka time do mujhe.. Tabtak yahin raho koi nahi hataaega aaplogon ko yahaan se, uski moutt k baad he inki chitta ko aag dene dunga main.. Mangal khaana and Paani wagairah arrange karwadey inke liye.. Main aata hun..

Mangal- Ok bhai..

Aadmi2- Dhanyavaad maalik.. Dhanyavaad..

Ye bolke main waapis mudda wahaan se.. Or Sudha Bhai or Balwan uncle mere piche piche aaye.

Sudha- AP.. Tum ye nahi kar shakte... Not a chance..none. CbI ko apna kaam karne do.. Tum. Bichmeim matt aao..

Main- CBi k bichmein nahi aaunga main..

Sudha- Iss case se durr rahoge tum.. Ye order hai..

Main- Nahi raha toh??

Sudha- Toh fir dekho tum..

Main- Idhar sunn humesha terese theek se baat ki hai maine aaj bata deta hun apne sareer ka or sarkaar kaa saara jorr lagaa le agar mujhe roukk shakti hai toh .. Tu Delhi mein mujhe roukk degi?? Main mutt dun teri sarkaar k uppar main.. Samjhi.. Literally..

Ye sun sudha ki gand fatt gayi..

Balwan- AP.. Behave.. TU inko jo promise diya hai woh pura kar..

Main-Naa naa uncle Tu sun Tu lagaalena jorr budhiya.. Saara jorr lagaa lena.. Orr roukk k dikha dena mujhe.. Bhenchod naam naa badal lun toh kehna.. Apke pichwaade daal le CBI ko.. Logon ki moutt par bhi raajaneeti kar rahi hai kitani girregi..

Deva-AP...

Balwan-Jaa.. Jaa. Tu.. Dhund usko..

Main- Usko toh dhund lunga main uncle.. Trust me..

Balwan- I do..

Ye bolke main waapis aage badh gaya media waalon ne fir aage aane ki koshish ki.. Police ne firr roukk liya unko..

Main- (Chilaake) Itana jorr na lagao.. Wahin se sun lo.. Shyaam takk insabke killers ko khatam kardunga ye mera Waada hai..

Ye bolke main fortuner mein baitha and humlog nikale wahaan se..

Abeer- Bc.. Shyaam takk kyun bola be.. Thoda time toh maangta..

Main- I don't know kyun but mere andar se nikala mujhe khud nahi pata Maine keh diya..

Abeer- Fuck.. Divyang ko shyaam takk kaise dhundenge bhai..

Main-Dhundana padega. Jubaan dedi abtoh...

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Yah sab kia karaya 3 ka hai ki shaam tak pel doonga aur lagta hai Sudha ka kuch na kuch connection hai is Divyang se mera sixth sense kah raha hai kuch to bhasad hai.

 

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Update-541(Built Different) ​

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J ne 2 minutes mein Divyang ko dhund liya tha..kaise ?? Mujhe khud nahi samjh aaya tha. Yelog alag he they bhenchod.. Ye.. Ye alag he breed. Thi...


Main-Bhai.. 2 minutes mein kaise?? Bataa dey please.. Kya ho tum log??


J-Humaare connections bahot strong hain boss..


T-So yahaan ek closed factory mein hai Divyang.. Sathmein 17-20 log hain.. With automatic rifles..


J-Lets go deal with it then.. Ye Bhushan ko sath rakho... Baaki dead bodies se aake deal karlenge..


Ye bolke wohlog gaadiyon mein baithey Chang main Abeer Ami Claire bhi warehouse se bahaar aaye or humlog bhi Jack Vinny or Jatin k sath fortuner mein baithey Chang k pass address bhejdiya tha J ne toh humlog unke piche nikale..


Chang-Boss.. Boss.. This shit is crazyyy..


Main- Haan bhenchod.... Bhai.. Kya hain yelog??


Chang- No wonder 3.0 se pure continent ki gand fatti rehti hai.. Ye bhenchod aise aise log hain uske sath.. Jo minutes k andar Ek Gangster ko ussi k ghar mein ghusske maar detey hain.. Main soch raha tha Bhushan aapko takleef dega kyunki itana smart strong powerful or connected hai woh.. Lekin.. Ye.. Yelog.. Inhone toh kutte ki tarah thok diya usko...


Abeer-Abe uske alawa 50 ek log or they be sabke pass automatic rifles thi or ye dekh inmein se koi injured takk nahi tha be.. Ladkhadaa takk nahi raha tha koi..


Claire- In my entire life aisa kuch nahi dekha maine.. Woh Container khulte he meri sans rukk gayi thi..


Ami- I'm still shocked... Or dekho yelog toh India mein itana operate bhi nahi karte fir bhi 2 minutes.. 2 minutes hui na thi , itane mein Divyang ko dhund liya jisko Puri Delhi ki police raat bharr se dhund rahi hai..


Chang-Crazy shit..


Main-Bus yahin roukk le.. Wohlog rukke hue hain.. Aage paidal jaatey honge..


Humne gaadi roukki aage J wagairaah rukke hue they J ek bade se tablet par kuch samjha raha tha baakiyon ko..


J- Heat sensors uppar kuch pick nahi kar rahe yaani sniper nahi hain bus fir in and out job hai.. Sab log different locations se ghussenge and kill everyone.. Ye photo dekho ye Divyang hai. Isko jinda chhod dena boss ko baat karni hai isase..


Sab-Copy that..


J-Boss..


Main-Bhenchod ye kya equipments hain bhai.. Building k aar paar dekh raha hai tu..


J- Aap please bahaar he rukkna hum Divyang se milwa denge aapko..


Main-Great.. Orr kya cahiye bhalla mujhe. .


Ye sunke wohlog ne apni apni guns nikaali and nikal gaye wohlog aage..


Main-bhenchod rifles bhi ajeeb hain inki toh..


Chang- Tavor TAR-21ye bandukk bandh hue 20 saal hogaye boss.. Bhenchod inke pass kaise hai. Orr woh drones dekhe.. Heat sensors k sath.. Kya kya scanners they lawdo k pass.. Ye toh boss.. Aadha desh khatam kardein ek din mein..


Main-Wahi toh.. No wonder bhenchod 3.0 unstoppable hai.. Sun Jaanwar Ambulance bulaa le..


Abeer- Ambulance??


Main- Abe Ye Bhushan or Divyang ki laash leke jaani haina.. Aise gaadi mein leke jaaenge toh human rights waale roenge baithke..


Abeer-Copy..


Wohlog factory k andar alag alag locations se enter hone waale they harr step planned tha unka bhenchod spiderman k jaise roofs par jaa rahe they wohlog and jaise he sablog apni apni positions par they unhone ek sath andar entry lee jisme kuch derr toh koi awaaj nahi hui kyunki wohlog silently gaye they andar or guns par silencers they toh i think kuch log toh unhone seconds mein he maar diye honge.. Finally kareeb 2 minutes baad andar se awaajein aani suru hui finally Divyang k bando ko samjh aaya ki unpe attack ho chuka hai toh ab woh bhi firing kar rahe they unke pass bhi automatic rifles thi lekin main sure tha ki unke pass caahe rocket launchers hon wohlog inka kuch nahi bigaad shaktey.. Andar firing harr second k sath kam ho rahi thi or 60 seconds baad firing puri tarah rukk gayi thi and Finally J bahaar aaya..


J-Its done boss.. Come on..


Main uske sath andar aaya toh bhenchod again andar dead bodies he dead bodies thi.. Or ye sab inhone 2 minutes mein kar liya tha ab uske sath Uppar terrace par aaye humlog ..


"Kon ho tum bhenchod... Kya caahiye... Paisa caahiye??? Kitana maadarchod?? Bolo naa?? "


Divyang ko pakkada tha T ne or wahi chilla raha tha..


Main-Haan mujhe caahiye bhai loan..


Ab mujhe dekh Divyang ki gand fatt gayi usse samjh aagaya tha ki ab woh marrega he marrega..


Main- Kyun?? Maadarchod chup kyun hogaya..? Bada invitation de raha tha.. Le aagaya tera baap bhenchod.. Bhagwaan caahiye tha naa tujhe?? Le swyam bhagwaan tere saamne hai..


Divyang- Bhenchod.. Tu..


Woh aage kuch bol paata usase pehle J ne maara uske munh par bhayankar punch J almost double tha size mein Divyang se toh uska punch lagte he literally Divyang side mein jaake girra or khoon thookte hue uthne laga lekin utha nahi gaya usase ek punch mein pair ladkhadda gaye uske . Khoon k sath sath daant bhi thukke usne..


J- Do not disrespect him.. You are a nobody.. Literal nobody..


T ne usko pakkadke uthaaya toh uska dimag hill gaya tha ek punch se..


Divyang-. Mmmm. Meraa baaappp maardega tummmm.. Tum sabko... Kkkk.. Kissi ko nahi chhodega woh..


Main-Haan aaja tere baap se he milwa dete hain tujhe..


Ye bolke maine usko pakkadke railling k uppar se niche faink diya obviously 2 he floors they toh marrega nahi woh lekin tuttega jarur dard jarur hoga or dard he dena tha usko ..


Abeer- Or uppar se fainkana tha bhenchod ko..


Main-Haao orr uppar hawa mein leke uddun isko..


Humlog niche aaye toh Divyang ko jameen par rengte hue paaya uski ek taang toh saaf saaf tutti hui najar aa rahi thi uska pura sareer kaanp raha tha dard se..


Main- Uthaa isko.. Bahaar le aao..


T ne usse uthaaya and usko leke bahaar aaye maine scorpio ka darwaaja khola..


Main- Ye dekh.. Oye.. Uth.. Abhi kaise marr jaaega bhosdk.. Idhar dekh.. Ye hai tera baap.. Yahi maarega kya mujhe???


Divyang ne apne baap ki dead body dekhi or bus uske sareer se saara dum nikal gaya woh almost behonsh hone waala tha..


Main- Naa naa.. Behonsh naa ho fir maarne mein maja nahi aaega..


Main- Dekha yahi hota hai jab aukaat se jyaada kuch demand karte hain toh.. Kon bola tha madarchod mujhe dhamki dene ko?? Kon bola tha North aane ko.. Ab??? Ab bol bhosdk??


Woh almost behonsh hone waala tha issliye maine ishara kiya or T ne uski chest mein goli daag di and usko uske dard se chuttkaara dediya..


Main- J.. Great job.. Tumlog nikalo..


J- Aap bhi please jaldi se apne task par lag jaaiye.. Delays Boss ko passand nahi hain.. Guns yahin chhod rahe hain humlog investigation hogi toh bol dena inhi k pass thi ye guns or inhi se chhinke aapne inhi ko maar diya..


Main- Yeah..


J-And by the way kissi ne bhi yahaan humaara kuch bhi yaad rakha jaise humaari height, body type yaa most importantly humaari voice toh i swear we'll hurt you.. Issliye please humein bhull jaana .. Just like a bad dream..


Ye bolke woh sablog jukhe mere saamne and nikal gaye wahaan se .. Udhar se ambulance bhi aagayi ek ambulance humne side ki jisme Bhushan or Divyang ki laash daali humne..


Bhenchod i still can't belive it Bhushan khatam hogaya... Hell yeah... Sanjay ki toh maa chud gayi.. Andrews Sanjay khud or Sanjay ki behan bus teen he log bache hain madarchod.. Hell yeah.. Uski gand bhi todunga soon..


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3.0 ne kia hi bhayankar team bana rakhi hain aur aisi team ko dekh kar hi andaza ho sakta hai ki 3.0 hai kia ab bachta hai in dono baap betay ko lekar Jana aur pesh karna. BC Sanjay to abhi se tunta ho gaya uska ek hath to gaya ab. Lagta hai ab jaldi hi usse takkar hona baqi hai. Agar 3.0 full flow me aa gaya to Sanjay jaisay to keede hai uske samne.

 

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Update-542( My Aura) ​

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Humne Bhushan or Divyang ki body load ki ambulance mein or nikal he rahe they wahaan se ki 4-5 gaadiyaan humaare saamne aake rukki jinmein se guns liye bahot saare log uttare or humaare uppar guns taan di unhone..


"Koi apni jagah se nahi hillega bhenchod.. "


Main piche waali gaadi mein tha toh saamne dikha nahi but ye awaaj pehchan gaya tha main ye Nasir ki awaaj thi.. Main gaadi se uttara turant..


Main-(Chilaake) Maadarchod itane tukde kardunga ki doctors ko bhi samjh nahi aaegi ki Konsa tukda kahaan joddna hai..


Mujhe dekhte he Nasir ne turant apni gun niche daal di.


Nasir- A bandukk niche kar maadarchod... Bandukk niche karo... Hataa maadarchod..


Usne apne logon ko dhakke maarte hue kaha..


Main- Itana bada hogaya maadarchod..


Nasir -Bhai.. Galati hogayi bhai. Maafi dedo bhai..Pata he nahi tha bhai mujhe toh...Humaari kya aukaat bhai aapke uppar ungali bhi uthaa dein,bandukk toh durr ki cheej hai. Uske liye aaye they Bhai hum toh..


Main- Aaja milwa deta hun..


Nasir aage aaya usne mere pair chuwe.. Or maine Ambulance ka backdoor khola.. Jisse dekh Nasir ki gand fatt gayi..


Main- Yahi haina..


Nasir- B. B.. bhai... Yee... Ye.... Yetoh.. Bhushan bhi hai bhai.. Bhushan..


Main- Yess...


Nasir- Bhai.. Aap ... Aap sachmuch he.. Aap bhai.. Aap alag he ho...


Usne firse pair pakadte hue kaha..


Main- Badla le liya hai tera ab khuss haina??


Nasir- Dhanyavaad bhai.. Dhanyavaad..


Main- Yaad rakhna bhosdk jarurat padegi tab kaam aana hai..


Nasir- Arrey maai baap kyun sharminda karte ho aap waise bhi boldoge toh bhi jaan haajir hai..


Main- Ab gaadiyaan hatta bhadwe jaana hai..


Nasir- Ji bhai..


Usne Bhaagke apni gaadiyana hataai and idhar Main Ami Abeer Jatin Jack or Vinny nikale Ambulance k sath dusari gaadi mein..


Main-Dhyaan se sunlo be kahaani kya hai.. Sudha bakchodi jarur karwaaegi.. Hua kya tha ye suno.. Humein khabbar milli ki Divyang k kuch log yahaan rukke hue hain hum chaanbeen karne aaye toh pata chala Divyang yahin hai humaare pass bus pistols thi toh humne socha abhi nahi kar shakte kyunki inke pass rifles thi tab Abeer ne dekha ki unki ek gaadi k andar kuch rifles rakhi hui hain toh humne uss gaadi se ye rifles uthaai and jald he firing suru hogayi tab pata chala Bhushan bhi yahin hai cross firing mein Bhushan maara gaya or Divyang uppar bhaag gaya usko surrender kaa moka diya toh suni nahi usne issliye AP bhai ne usko goli maari or goli lagte he woh uppar se niche jaa girra jiss wajah se aisi haalat hai uski.. Baaki details puchein toh mana kar dena ki itani goliyaan chal rahi thi ki kisne kisko maara koi idea nahi hai.. Ratt lo ye story yahi bolna hai bus..


Sab-Copy..


Main- Ab Main Abeer or Ami toh officially police advisors hain lekin woh Jatin Jack or Vinny ko bolenge ki tumne kyun maara unhe toh bolna hai ki hum teeno AP bhai k bodyguards hain humaari duty hai unko protect karna or jab unki jaan ko khatra tha toh orr kya karte.. Bus simple..


Jatin-Got you bhai..


Abeer- Media or Sudha ki gand fatt jaaegi bc.. 1 ghanta orr 10 minutes mein humne naa keval Divyang balki Bhushan ko bhi thok diya.. Bhai pure indian Media mein aag lagne waali hai.. Sudha caahti thi tera naam orr naa hone dun or uska opposite hogaya bc.. Maharashtra se bhi jyaada popular hoga ye kand toh..


Main-Surely.


Jaanwar sahi keh raha tha socha jaaye toh bhenchod ye bahot he crazy tha ki itana jaldi maine ek International gangster ko thok diya tha .. Log baawle hone waale they mera craze multiply hone waala tha.


Ab humlog pohanchey waapis dharna sthal par abki baar barricades hatwaaye humaari gaadi wahin rukki lekin ambulance ko aage bheja maine.. Ab again media waalon ko main dikha..


Main-(Chilaake) Aajaao aajao i have a gift ..


Ab Wahaan Bhai or Sudha toh they he sathmein CBI chief Anjana bhi thi woh teeno he Balwan uncle k pass they jo apni gaadi mein baithey they or almost nikal he rahe they wahaan se.. Lekin mujhe dekh k woh bhi rukk gaye ..


Main aake Victims k pass rukka and mere side mein Ambulance rukki.. Sudha ,Bhai ,Anjana or Balwan uncle aaye mere pass. Victims ki families bhi mere chaaron taraf faill gayi wahaan ..


Main- Aage aajaao thoda..


Maine Media waalon ko thoda aage bulwaya jahaan se wohlog bhi dekh shakein..


Deva- AP.. Kya hua??


Main- Well.. Jyaada kuch nahi..


Sudha- Good.. Kyunki Anjana ki team ko please unka kaam karne do..


Main-Kya kaam??


Sudha- Inko insaaf dilwaane kaa kaam..


Main- Ohh.. Insaaf toh dilwaa diya maine..


Sudha- Matlab??


Main- Here.. Ye raha insaaf..


Ye bolke maine Ambulance kaa backdoor khola or andar ka scene dekh k wahaan mojjud sabki aankhein fatt gayi thi,Even bhai ko bhi viswash nahi horaha tha..


Main- Mere pyaare bhaiyo or behano I'm sorry main inn brave officers ki jaan nahi bacha paaya lekin inko insaaf jarur dilwa diya hai inki death kabhi waste nahi jaaegi...


Anjana- Yyeye.. Ye Toh Bhushan hai..


Balwan-What???


Sudha-Kyaaaa??


Anjana- Haan.. Bhushan hai ye.. Ye Divyang hai.. You killed Bhushan.. Oh my god..


Main- Yeah I did actually..


Unlogon ko still viswaash nahi horaha tha but Victim ki families khuss thi wohlog ne gherr liya tha mujhe koi mere pair pakkad raha tha koi mera hath chumm raha tha koi mere galle lag raha tha udhar media waalon ne chilaana suru kar diya tha apne apke questions k sath..


Main-(Chilaake) Let this be a lesson to everyone.. Tum caahe kitane he bade gangster yaa so called don ho , agar tum galati se bhi masoom logon ko tangg karoge toh I'll erase you from existence just like that.. Mujhe target karo i dont mind but masoom logon ko nahi... Agar nahi suni meri baat toh ye dekhlo Bhusan, so called international don tha ye saikdon cases they iske uppar aajtak kanoon k sath khel raha tha lekin aaj iski life k sath khel hogaya issliye please meri baat maano dont hurt innocent people or I'll hurt you back.. Thankyou..


Uske baad maine media ko hatwaaya wahaan se unhe jo caahiye tha woh dediya tha maine.. Pure india ki nind khol dene waala tha ye subah subah..


Balwan- Wow.. AP.. Just w.. Woow... Great job..


Main-Thanks uncle..


Balwan- Tu mujhe harr din pehle se jyaada surprise karta hai.. You are just something else.. Something else totally...


Main-Thanks uncle.. Ok.. I'll take your leave.. Mujhe Ghar jaana hai..


Sudha- Ek second.. Aise nahi jaa shakte tum.. Anjana ki team k sath jaana hoga tumhe.. Tell them the whole story.. Investigation hogi..


Main-Funny.. Yahaan mere logon k saamne mujhe arrest karke leke jaaoge?? Mujhe?? Tumhara ghar takk jalaa denge yelog.. Tumhe koi idea hai ?? Inke saamne se inke bhagwaan ko le jaaogi tum.. Funny...


Balwan- We'll deal with it later Sudha... AP humaara he hai ab.. Remember the alliance.. Toh I'm sure usne kuch galat nahi kiya hai..


Main-Thanks uncle.. Fir bhi dikkat hai CBI ko toh mere against warrant le aana I'll be more than happy to answer your questions.. But tabtak k liye good bye..


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Yah sudha ki chul khatam na hone wali itni jaldi se bus thode din aur phir tera bhi ilaaj hoga sala part 2 se hi isne takleef de rakhi hai ab iska chapter bhi band karna padega.

 

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Update-543(Tamilnadu) ​

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Sudha ko sunaake main nikala wahaan se .Bhai khuss they Baldev uncle khuss they victims ki families khuss thi media khuss tha or pure India k log khuss they bus mera kaam successful hogaya tha baaki I don't care ..issliye humlog waapis gaadi mein baithey...

Jatin-Kahaan bhai ghar??

Main-Bhosdk.. Aise kaise ghar.. Woh toh unko confuse karne k liye bola tha..

Abeer- Yeah.. Hyderabad..

Main-No.. Actually.. Chennai..

Abeer- Abe Telangana se aaye haina hum.. Wahaan pura kar le pehle..

Main-Noo.. No.. You see iss plan mein harr kaam karne ki ek timeline hai or Telangana ki timeline abhi puri ho chuki hai so wahaan abhi nahi jaaenge..

Abeer-Ok.. So Chennai mein kya hai??

Main- Well.. Chennai mein actually bahot kuch hai... 32 fucking Seats hai Chennai mein..

Abeer- 39 hain...

Main- Total 39 hain humein 32 he milengi..

Abeer- bhenchod 32 ??? Ek sath.. 261 .. Seedha 293 hogayi.. Fuckk..

Main-Yes..

Abeer- Kya situation hai..

Main- Thodi secretive situation hai baad mein bataaunga..

Ab mera phone baja jo Bhai ka tha..

Bhai- Sachi ghar jaa raha hai kya??

Main-Hell no bhai.. Ghar sarkaar banaake he jaaunga..

Bhai-Sun abe.. Maharashtra waala kardey yaar pehle.. Woh Aditi line par nahi aa rahi bc.. Humpe toh trust hona chahiye bc isko iska baap toh khaas tha mera..

Main- Hmm.. Mujhse problem hai usko..

Bhai- Toh deal karle ek baar usase..

Main- Abhi time nahi aaya uska boss..

Bhai- Abe time le aa.. 25 seats hain be ek sath.. 25..Itani ek sath kon dega humein.. Or uppar se ladki saaf dil hai toh humesha loyal rahegi..

Main-Bhai.. Ye sab mujhe pata hai.. Trust me.. Time aane so..

Bhai-Tu time laaega tabtak ye Balvant bawligand le jaaega isko..

Main-Lejaane do.. Usme iska ghaata humaara kuch nahi jaata..

Bhai- Abe kyun nahi jaata 25 seats jaati hain..

Main- I'll handle it bhai..

Call disconnected..

Humlog Delhi airport se nikale and Dopehar 12:30 baje Chennai land hue.. Wahaan se hotel pohanchey and freshnup hoke Main Abeer Chang Ami or Claire mere room mein baithey..

Abeer- Aisa kya tha be Tamil Nadu mein jo Jack Jatin Vinny ko nahi bata shakta..

Main- Yeah. So Tamilnadu mein ek he major party hai jiske pass 39 mein se 32 seats hain.. Ab uss party k 3 bade log hain jo party ko control karte hain... Ek toh hai Leader and Tamil Nadu ka CM P Rajendran sabse jyaada control issi ka hai party par ... Uske baad hai 2 or log unko Co leaders lagaale, pehla hai M Thangaraj and second hai Keerthy Pallavi.. Ab mota mota lagaaein toh Rajendran k under 20 MP's hain. Thanga k pass 7 and Keerthi k pass 5 .. 1-2 uppar niche.. Ab jo Rajendran hai woh apna aadmi hai i mean woh underworld ka banda hai..

Abeer- What??? Ye jaanta hai tujhe?? I mean Merchant ko...

Main-No.. Offcourse not..

Abeer-Haash..

Chang- Yeah.. Hum mein se kissi ko nahi jaantaa woh... Chennai ka port and wahaan ki League and High Command ki trade Rajendran sambhaalta hai uske ships chalte hain uss taraf.. So India se Srilanka , Indonesia Or Malaysia ki trading woh sambhaalta hai.. Well uska beta sambhaalta hai waise toh lekin bus naam naam ka asal mein Rajendran khud he hai..

Abeer-Wow..

Main- Yeah.. Or woh kisko report karta hai pata hai?? I mean woh kiske liye kaam karta hai??

Abeer-Kisko report karta hai ye?

Chang- Randy ko..

Abeer- Bhenchod..

Main- So 2.0 ne Randy se baat ki or usne Rajendran se baat ki or usko bataaya ki Kaise Balvant ki sarkaar girrne waali hai or kaise Deva ki sarkaar bananey waali hai toh usse Balvant naam ki dubti naav ko chhodke Deva k sath mill jaana caahiye.. Ab obviously Rajendran ne toh turant haan kardi bhalla woh kaise Randy ki baat nahi maanega.. Or usse central government se bhalla kya farak padta hai usse Tamil Nadu ka control caahiye jo ektarfa uske pass hai.. Lekin Rajendran ne bataya ki uske baaki 2 sathi iss baat se khuss nahi honge yaani Keerthy or Thangaraj or obviously sach woh unko bata nahi shakta naa khudke baare mein or naa sarkaar girrne k baare mein toh unhe woh nahi manaa shakta ab unhe raaji karna humaara kaam hai..

Abeer- Or unhe raaji kaise karega??

Main- Bahot options hain...

Abeer- Or woh dono nahi maane toh??

Main- Toh bhi Rajendran ne kaha woh unko party se nikaal dega or apne 20 MPs k sath humaare sath mill jaaega..

Abeer- Gajab bc ...Itana loyal hai woh Randy se..

Main- Offcourse.. Bhosdk Kitana paisa khaata hai woh middleman banke tujhe koi idea nahi hai toh bhenchod loyal kyu nahi rahega.. Or dhoka dega toh usse pata hai kya hoga.. Randy saale ka khaandaan khatam kar dega..

Abeer- Kab milna hai unse??

Main- Aaj shyaam 6:30 baje woh teeno Rajendran k farmhouse par milne waale hain.. Jahaan mujhe jaana hai..

Abeer- Akela??

Main- Yeah..

Abeer-Gajab bc.. 32 seats toh gajab he ho jaaega bc.. Seedha 293 confirm seats par pohanch jaaenge humlog.. Like comfortably sarkaar banaa lenge.. Or aaj nahi toh kal Aditi ko samjh aa jaaegi or woh bhaagti aaegi humaare pass uski 25 milaake humlog pohanche 318 par.. Bc orr kissi ki jarurat he nahi hai kabhi..

Main- 318 is not enough Abeer.. I mean sarkaar banaaney k liye toh more than enough hain lekin jo impact daalna hai uske liye enough nahi hain.. Main gand faad dena caahta hun opposition ki.. Ek baar ko toh unhe aisa lagna caahiye ki bhenchod itani seats kaise?? Koi chance he nahi hai inki sarkaar girra shakte hain humlog.. Not a chance.. Ye impact hona chahiye.. Gand fattni caahiye..

Abeer- Bc.. Aisi kitani seats laaega..

Main- Bahot jyaada... Jaao ab sone do mujhe..

Unko bahaar bhejke main mast sogaya and alarm se utha shyaam 5:30 baje and ready hua turant or hotel se he gaadi leke nikala Rajendran k diye address par.. Outer city mein ek farmhouse tha ye jahaan behisaab security thi obviously Tamilnadu k 3 sabse powerful cehre andar they.. Security ko mera pata tha toh checking k baad unhone mujhe andar aane diya.. And main lawn se hote hue aage aaya farmhouse k andar entry lee and andar aaya.. Ab saamne hall mein Rajendran Keerthi or Thangaraj teeno baithey they or teeno k hath mein sharaab k glasses they...

Thangaraj- Who are you??? How'd you get inside??

Keerthi- This.. He's.. He's the guy.. AP... North India's so called Diety.. What are you doing here???

Main- Hii guys nice to meet you..

Rajendran- I called him.. He wanted to meet so i setup the meet..

Thangaraj- Humse kyun meet karna hai isko? We don't care about him or his party...

Rajendran- Well.. He got a deal for us he says..

Keerthy- Deal humaare liye?? Ye humein kya deal de shakta hai??

Main- Yes.. Great.. Aise he stick to hindi.. Sabke liye easy hoga.. English mein mere dialogues mein woh feel nahi hoga.. Tamil unfortunately mujhe aati nahi hai..

Keerthy - Raja Anna what is he talking about??

Rajendran- So.. His brother.. The famous Deva we all know him.. So Deva and Our honorable Prime minister.. Jagat ji.. They both are making an alliance.. Balvant k against.. Yelog Government bananey waale hain.. And humaari help caahiye inhe..

Keerthy- Well no.. Of course not.. Bilkul nahi.. Hum jaante bhi nahi inhe..

Main- Jaananey k liye he toh aaya hun madam..

Thangaraj- Humein nahi jaanana tumhe.. Balvant is good for us ..

Main- Kaise good hai balvant tumhare liye?? Come on samjhaao mujhe. . Kya diya hai balvant ne tumhe?? 2 cabinet post or 1 Minister of State... Woh bhi irrelevant.. Isase acha ek bhi naa hoti.. Itane saal ki loyalty k badle kya diya usne tumhe?? Nothingg.. Ab question hai main kya dunga??

Keerthy- Whatever you are offering humein nahi caahiye.. You can leave now..

Main-Thats rude..

Keeethy- Anna.. Call security.. Bahaar nikaalo isko..Aap bol kyun nahi rahe kuch??

Main- Because Rajendran sir is already with me..

Keerthy- What???

Ye sunke woh dono jhatt se uthe.. Unki aankhein bahaar aane ko ho gayi..

Rajendran- Yes..

Continued..

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Yahi dar thaa mere ko TN me mushkil hoga coz Stubborn nature hota hai lekin ek baat hai jab samjh aa jayega to barobar chaley ga woh log.

 

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UUpdate-544(In Majority)
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544

Rajendran already mere sath tha ye sunke Keerthy or Thanga ki gand fatt gayi thi..

Keerthy -No chance... Noo.. No.. Humse bina puche aapne decision liya..

Raje-No not at all tumhare liye decision nahi liya maine.. I made my own decision.. Tumhare decision k liye he toh tumhe yahaan bulaaya hai..

Keerthy- So aap keh rahe ho humein separate decisions lene caahiye?? But humlog ek he party hain humesha se..

Raje- Well.. Yes.. Lekin yahaan sabko apna apna decision lena hai.. I already made mine.. What about you??

Thangaraj- Main samjh gaya.. Aapne apne MP's ka support dediya hai inhe.. So hum nahi denge toh hum party se out hojaaenge??

Rajendran- Exactly.. See Thanga I don't like Balvant anymore.. Balvant thoda jyaada he egoistic hota jaa raha hai.. Usse farak nahi padta humse he dont care about us.. Woh yaa uska koi Minister last time kab Yahaan aaya tha yaad hai?? And as AP is saying kya diya usne humein?? Ministry of Chemicals and Fertilizers and Ministry of Steel and Ministry of Heavy Industries what the fuck are these ministries?? Kya relevance hai inka? Nobody knows these, nobody cares about these? Isase better humein 2 he ministry mille jo reasonable ho..

Main- Exactly..


Keerthy - Not happening... No no no..

Main- See.. First listen to what I am offering.. I'll give you 2 cabinet posts and 1 State post.. Jo abhi hain tumhare pass.. But I'll give you something important , ye waahiyat ministries nahi dunga Balvant ki tarah. First The Ministry of Textiles obviously Textiles are famous in Tamilnadu so it'll be best for you.. Then you can have.. Ministry of Environment, Forest and Climate Change which is again a very important part of Tamil Nadu..

Keerthy - No.. Not interested..

Main- I'm not finished yet madam.. Apart from this.. I'll give you guys 1400 Crore INR. 1360 Crore to be precise. 30 Crore each for your 32 MP'S .. 100 Crore to You Thangaraj ji 100 to you Keerthy Madam and 200 to Mr Rajendran over here..

Ab ye sunke toh Rajendran bhi bhaagke khadda hua.. Ye uski deal kaa part nahi tha itane paise kaa naam sunke uski aankhein double size hogayi thi..

Rajendran- 1400 crore... Wow.. That's.. A hugee amount..

Main- Yep it is.. I'll get it to you. In cash.. All of it..

Rajendran- Woww... I'm tempted again.. See Keerthy ,Thanga it'll be stupid.. Isko naa kahoge toh tumse jyada idiot koi nahi hoga.. Isase jyaada i can't say.. You guys are free to leave the party with your 12 MP'S agar ye deal bhi samjh nahi aarahi tumhe toh..

Keerthy- Ok.. Anna.. We'll leave.. We'll leave the party.. Hum iske sath nahi jaaenge.. Never.. He's a psychopath.. You know what he does right??

Rajendran- Offcourse I know.. He kills people.. Abhi subah he Bhushan ko maarke aaya hai which is crazy and scary. Usase kuch din pehle isne Vilas ko maara tha. . Vilas ko toh ache se jaante hain humlog.Ussi ki help se toh tum dono bane they. . Vilas ki help se politics mein aaye they tumlog .. Vilas Tamilnadu ka biggest don tha. . Fir ussi ne dhoka diya tumhe and fir usko arrest karwaane k liye ghumte rahe tum but kuch hua nahi. Fir central government ne bhi pura force lagaya but Vilas ka kuch nahi hua but ye. . This kid killed him like he was nothing.Toh offcourse mujhe pata hai ye kon hai.. Tumhe nahi pata hoga tabhi toh mana kar rahe ho.. See abhi toh tumlog mere sath ho but kal ko kon bachaaega tumhe isase? ? Aise dangerous logon ko naa kehta hai kya koi?? That too when jab ye tumhare liye lifetime ki deal leke aaya hai.. I mean come on..

Keerthy-You are threatening us Anna..

Rajendran- Ofcourse not main kyun threaten karunga.. Ye karega.. I'm not a killer he is..

Keerthy- We'll see about that.. We are leaving the party...

Thangaraj- No no no.. You are leaving the party.. I'm with Rajendran anna..

Keerthy- What??

Thangaraj -What ??! Are you crazy?? 100 Crores.. In cash.. Then ministries we got that matters.. Or kya logi?? Hum jaaye yaa naa jaae iske sath he'll make the government.. Fir Balvant k sath opposition mein sit karna tum.. Paise bhi he's giving.. Ministries he's giving and we'll be the government... Or tumhe iske badle Balvant k sath opposition mein rot karna hai..

Rajendran- Exactly.. You must be crazy...

Thanga- Yeah.. Who gives a fuck about Balvant?? Who is he to us?? Nobody..

Rajendran- Yeah..

Main- So.. I'm happy with 27 seats.. Aap dono kaafi ho mere liye.. Inke MP'S and inke paise aaplog divide karlena jaise aapka mann kare..

Rajendran- Dont worry about it.. We'll handle that.. Right Thanga??

Thanga- Offcourse anna..

Main-Now to the Threatening part Keerthy ji.. Listen to me carefully see I don't care aap mere sath nahi aaye.. It's your choice I'm fine with it.. But agar agle 3-4 din ye baat aapne galati se bhi kissi k saamne kahi toh i swear to God I'll hunt you down.. I will find you and I will erase you from existence.. So please don't fuck me over.

Rajendran - Yeahh.. Here is the Killer.. That was cool.. Remember his words Keerthy.. He'll kill you for real if you betray him..

Keerthy- No need. No need.. I'm ok.. I'm joining you guys too..

Main- Are you sure?

Keerthy- Yes..

Main- See you can't change your mind again.. Ab ye bol diya toh karna he hoga.. Nahi karogi toh it'll..

Keerthy- I promise main karungi.. Please dont threaten me.. Please..

Thanga- Yeah.. AP brother I'll take care of her don't you worry..

Main- Thanks a lot guys.. Thanks a lot.. Thanks for trusting me.. So good news ye hai ki humlog officially majority mein hain..

Thanga- What?? Already?? Fuck yeah.. Let's make government then..

Main- Not yet..

Rajendran- Yeah.. Not yet..

Main- We have to become unbeatable first..

Raje- Yes.. See.. Kitana smart hai ye.. I mean come on tumlog impressed nahi ho isase?? He's like 26 only. And he's making the fucking government on his own.. Alone..

Main- Thanks Anna.. Also Anna aaj raatko 10 baje humlog ek online meeting karne waale hain. Jisme humaare sab alliance members honge,so main link bhej dunga please do join..

Raje- Ofcourse AP.. I'll be there..

Main- Now.. Thanks again guys.. I'll get your money to you in a few days.. And also mujhe theek se jaante he ho aap log.. If you'll be loyal to me I'll get you anything you want I'll take care of you.. But if you betray me then trust me I will find you guys..

Continued..

To atlast mission TN bhi sucessful ho gaya very good. Ab goverment to ban gayi magar unbeatable hona baqi hai aur uske liye abhi kuch aur states plus Mumbai ki seats final rahegi. Ab sab se important part sab ko ek platform per Lana jis ke liye sab ki ek sath meeting zaroori hai aur ab woh meeting hon rahi hai jaldi.

 

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UUpdate-546(Balvant) ​

546

Saare alliance leaders se call par baat karke main relax hoke sone chala gaya Or soya he tha ki mera door knock hua maine khola toh claire andar aai...

Main- Kya hua??

Claire- Interesting phone call aai hai Balvant k private number par.. Suno. Balvant Or Finance minister Dharmendra hain..

Ye bolke claire ne woh recording on ki..Hum log still track kar rahe they un sabke numbers ki by chance kuch mill jaaye ab bhi..

Balvant- Haan Dharma kya pata chala??

Dharmendra- Kuch khaas nahi lekin Balvant kuch toh chal raha hai kuch toh bahot bada chal raha hai.. Yelog game keval Maharashtra mein nahi khel rahe kahin orr bhi khel rahe hain.. AP media mein bola tha ghar jaa raha hai lekin real mein woh Chennai gaya hai..

Balvant- Arrey woh sala pagal nashedi hai kahin bhi kuch bhi karta rehta hai.. Uska kya hai.. Most probably Sanjay k naye bandey ko dhundaney gaya hoga usse fursat he nahi hai Sanjay se..

Dharm- Naa naa yaar.. Kuch toh hai.. Usase pehle usko Ahmedabad airport par dekha gaya tha orr ussi din Deva bhi wahaan tha...

Balvant- Sunita Or Mohanlal se pucha kya chal raha tha??

Dharm- Sunita ko toh pata he nahi hai.. Same Mohanlal bola ki koi rally wagairaah toh nahi ki unhone maybe apne kissi neta k ghar aae honge..

Balvant- Possible hai..

Dharm- Dono bhai ek sath bina kissi reason apne kissi neta se milne kyun aaenge? .. AP ko kab apne leaders se milte dekha hai tumne.. Usase pehle bhi gayab hai woh.. Kuch toh pakka raha hai woh.. Abhi dekho aap kabse Mumbai mein ho.. Deva aaya, Mangal aaya Abeer bhi aaya ,yahaan takk ki woh saala Mastermind Rishi bhi aachuka wahaan lekin AP kahaan hai?? Woh mastermind aadmi jisne sarkaar giraayi woh waapis banwaane nahi aaya.. I don't believe this.

Balvant- Haan.. Makes sense.. Kuch toh kar raha hai woh.. Lekin kya??

Dharm- Wahi pata karna hai..

Balvant- Chhod ek baar kuch din rukk sarkaar banaa letey hain fir dekhenge isko..

Dharm- Ye banaaney dega tab naa..

Balvant- Kya matlab??

Dharm- Kahin ye seats ulat pulat toh nahi kar raha..

Balvant- What?? No chance.. Seat ulat pulat karke kya milega isko?? Gand takk ka jorr lagaa le naa dono bhai toh bhi inki 110 se jyaada seat nahi baithengi.. Toh kya karega ulat pulat karke..

Dharm- Humaari sarkaar toh giraa shakta hai..

Balvant- Hmmm.. 322 hain jisme se 210-12 toh humaari khudki hain.. Sarkaar giraane k liye isko humse 50 seats nikaalni padegi.. Kon dega 50 seats usko?? 5-7 ho toh koi soche bhi.. 50 seats Dharmendra.. Or denge bhi kyun usko?? Uske sath milke kya kar lenge wohlog?? Sarkaar thodi bana lega woh ruling party ka sath kyun chhodega koi sarkaar girwaane k liye..

Dharma-Ye bhi hai.. Lekin woh kuch kar toh raha hai .. Aisa he kuch..

Balvant- Hai toh woh saala kutti khopdi.. Bharosa kuch nahi hai bhenchod ka.. Humara kuch bigaad nahi shakta woh lekin fir bhi better safe then sorry saala mastermind aadmi hai woh kya pata kya kar raha ho.. Sarkaar nahi girwaa shakta toh bhi nuksaan toh bahot saara kar shakta hai apna..

Dharma- Haan wahi toh.. Maharashtra mein kiya abhi wahaan ki seats khaa jaaega.. Uske baad Delhi mein kiya dekha nahi kaise kiya woh toh Delhi or wahaan aas pass mein sarkaar unhi ki hai warna saala wahaan bhi bana deta sarkaar Bhushan ko maarne k baad.. Or aisa he kand ek aadh jagah orr hogaya naa toh gand marr jaaegi.. Lagaalo Bihar yaa Bengal mein aisa koi gunda aagaya naa aagaya kya yahaan toh hajaaron hain lekin koi bhi jyaada famous hogaya naa toh ye madarchod wahaan jaake usko maarke wahaan bhi seats ki maa chod dega Bihar Or Bengal mein apni 62 seats hain aadhi bhi khaa gaya naa toh maa chud gayi samjho.. Same lagaao Madhyapradesh ya Gujarat mein kuch hua toh 40 yahaan hain.. Or ye kand aise karta hai ki bhenchod aadhi seats toh le he jaaega agle election's takk..

Balvant- Agla election's toh durr hai usase bada issue ye hai ki inn states mein sarkaar bhi toh humaari hai or jo bhi bada gunda marrega uske sath humaare netaaon k naam toh aaenge he aaenge kyunki sab madarchod hain or fir wahi hoga Maharashtra ki tarah CM ko istifa dena padega yaa jyaada hua toh puri sarkaar girr jaaegi uss state ki or fir yahi banaaega sarkaar wahaan MLA iske honge toh MP gand marrwaenge unhe bhi apne under le he lega ye madarchod.. Or fir agla election's kahaan pakkadne dega humein , bich mein he maa chod dega.. Madarchod.. Yahi toh nahi kar raha hai ye. Alag alag states mein jaake aise criminals dhund raha hai jinke links local government k sath hon , jisko maarke ye sarkaar girra shake girra nahi toh hilla toh dey.. Bhen ka lund.. Ye Maadarchod aisa he kuch kar raha hai pakka..

Dharmendra- Wahi toh.. Tabhi ghumta firr raha hai bhosdka.. Meri maano maa chudaane gaya alliance apni sarkaar already bahot strong hai.. PM ko hataane k liye humlog he kaafi hain or rahi baat Deva ko khatam karne ki toh usko aise nahi toh dhakke se khatam kar denge.. Lekin yahaan wait karte rahe toh woh bhen kaa lund maa chod dega apni... Game khel raha hai dalla humaare sath..

Balvant- Wahi toh.. Tabhi saale wohlog haan nahi kar rahe alliance k liye turant se... Aage badhaae jaa rahe hain.. Ye bhenchod gand maarne ki taiyaari kar raha hai..

Dharm- Haan..

Balvant- Ek kaam kartey hain saare bandey lagaao pata karwao main bhi lagaataa hun ki kar kya raha hai ye Maadarchod.. Ye sab apni theory hai abhi toh or agar humein jarra saa bhi laga ki woh aisa he kuch karna caah raha hai toh maa chudaaye Alliance fir humein strict actions lene padenge. Tum pata karwao idhar main bhi karwata hun.. Bandey lagaa dey uske piche harr pall ki khabar caahiye mujhe..or jaise he kuch bhi halka saa bhi lage ki ye humaare khilaaf jaa raha hai toh turant bataana mujhe tabhi saale kaa khel khatam kar dunga..

Dhar- Haan yahi karta hun.. Tum bhi karo..

Call disconnected..

Claire-Well..

Main- Hmm.. Interesting..

Claire- Kya interesting boss.. Information hai unke pass gand marrr jaaegi..

Main- Lund information hai re.. Saari toh galat hai yahi caahiye hai humein.. Inke pass bilkul information naa ho usase toh ye acha hai ki galat information ho unke pass.. Yelog states mein chudte rahenge tabtak main apna kaam kar jaaunga.. Kar kya jaaunga kar chuka.. Main caahun toh abhi gand par laat maar dun inke lekin abhi time nahi aaya hai...

Claire- True.. Majority hai humaare pass already..

Main- Exactly toh inko karne dey jo karna hai.. Hum apna kartey hain.. Jaa good night..

Claire ko bhej ke main waapis bed par aaya.. Ab khel garam hone waala hai.. Bahot jald.. Gand fattne waali hai bure waali but usase pehle major tasks ho gaye hain.. Already majority mein hun main.. But fir bhi I can feel it Balvant kuch toh karega.. Soon. Kuch toh bahot bada karne waala hai woh... I can smell it..Smell kya I can predict it.. I can see it coming.. I can see him..I Can See the Future infact , I AM THE FUTURE..

Continued..

Matlab abhi Balvant ne bhi pao phela nay shuru kar diye hai aur woh direct samney aa sakta hai magar jab tak woh aayega tab tak bohat der hone wali hai uske liye ladne chala hai khud bhagwan se to munh ki khayega aur tabahi apne karmo me aur likhwa lega.

 

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547

Balvant ki information pata lagaake maine sone ka try kiya lekin bhenchod nind naa aaye ab,i dont know khussi thi excitement thi darr tha kya tha lekin nind naa aai bhenchod..Kuch toh ek baar nind already tutt chuki thi maybe lekin almost 2 ghante takk karwatt badalta raha main finally bhenchod earphones lagaake bed par girr padda and kuch derr baad thankfully nind aa bhi gayi orr abhi soya he tha ki mera phone baja jo bhai ka tha..

Main- Bhai.. Badi mushkil se nind aai thi.. Fuckkk..

Deva- Sorry. So sabse baat karke acha laga I'm pretty sure ye sab sahi hain.. They're great..

Main-Yahi bataane k liye uthaaya kya bhai??

Deva- No.. Actually.. Aditi..

Main- Oh for fucks shake bhai.. Gand maarlee iss aditi ne meri.. Nahi caahiye bhai iski seat.. Gand mein daal legi apni seats.. Main bhi dekhta hun kaise banaa legi humaare bina sarkaar..

Deva- Ok.. Kk.. Sun sun.. Maharashtra humare liye special hai tujhe pata hai mom ka sapna tha Maharashtra or ab woh sapna sach ho shakta hai teri wajah se.. Mujhe seats se matlab nahi hai. Mujhe Maharashtra par control caahiye taaki sudhaar shakun Maharashtra ko main.. Or aise Aditi ko bina pura sach bataaye apne sath lena impossible hai usse tujhse shakht nafrat hai.. Or usse tu he laa shakta hai. Late hogaya naa fir ye chali jaaegi or honest ladki hai ek baar gayi Balvant k sath toh fir caahe isse opposition mein baithana padde ye baithegi humaare sath nahi aaegi..

Main- Ok.. Ok.. I understand.. I'll be there..

Deva- Kab..?

Main- Yaar. Bhai sone do naa yaar.. Fucking hell.. Kasam se.. I'll be there.

Deva- Ok.. Great job.. Good night ..

Call disconnected..

Ab maine phone rakha 2:30 baje the raatke toh main sone ko gaya firse.. Lekin benchod ab fir nind naa aaye lund aaegi 2 baar toh nind kharaab ho chuki thi...Gand fatt gayi karwatt le leke bhenchod lekin nind naa aaye.. 4:30 baj gaye subah k.. Ab main finally khadda hogaya.. Mobile check kiya Mumbai ki next flight subah 6:00 baje thi.. Toh main utha fresh hua and Ami ko call karke sabko jagaane ko kaha.. Pehle Aditi ki he maa chodunga fir sounga.. Saali saadhe 5 feet ki londiya ne aadhe desh ki maa chod rakhi hai bhen ki lawdi k sapne bhi alag he hain.. Seats usko 100 bhi naa mil rahi lekin usko lagraha hai 150+ leke akeli sarkaar banaa legi bhenchod.. Saali bawligand..

Aditi ko gaali detey hue main ready hua tabtak baaki sab bhi aagaye they..

Abeer- Bhosdk kahaan itani subah subah??

Main- Mumbai..

Abeer- Finally bhosdk.. Sabse important jagah ab jaa rahe hain humlog..

Main- Yeah..

Abeer- Tu he samjha shakta hai Aditi ko..

Main- Haan bhenchod.. Balvant shyaana horaha hai.. Time kam hai .. Aditi mill gayi toh bhenchod 320 ho jaaengi Or main bahot jyaada comfortable hounga sarkaar banaaney mein.. Ye bhenchod saare plans ki maa chod rahi hai..

Maine bataaya sabko ki Balvant kya kar raha hai..

Abeer- Balvant bc shyaana toh hai lekin humse jyaada nahi..

Chang- Yeah.. Munh maar raha hai galat jagah..

Main- Jagah koi bhi ho be.. Usne galat baat ko sach maanke bhi action liya toh sab chud jaaega..

Abeer- Wahi toh..

Main- Issliye mujhe Aditi caahiye..

Abeer- Tu he deal karna usase..

Humlog subah 8:30 baje Mumbai airport se bahaar nikale and 9 baje takk apne hotel aaye.. Hotel aake main room mein aaya he tha ki mere room kaa door bhayankar tarah se knock hua.. Maine door khola toh Claire thi..

Main- Bhenchod.. Kya hua..

Claire- We're fucked.. Jo aapne bola wahi hua Balvant galat cheej ko sach maanke action le raha hai.. Suno.. Dharmendra ,Balvant ,Sudha ,Sukesh Arya , Diksha Pandey Or Amit hain.. Isase pehle normal phones se baat hui hogi inki kyunki inko kuch toh milla hai humaare against..

Usne recorder on kiya...

Balvant- Dharma inko bhi bataao jo mujhe bataaya..

Dharma- Dhyaan se suno sab. AP haina humaari sarkaar hilaana caah raha hai.. Humein shakk toh kal he hogaya tha lekin confirm aaj ho gaya.. AP humaare rule waale alag alag states mein jaake wahaan k aise criminals dhund raha hai jinke connection humaare CM ya other ministers se hon Or unko fir publicly maarke wahaan ki sarkaar giraake pehle toh khud ka CM banaane waala hai fir aahista aahista wahaan k MPs ko darra dhamka k , khareed k ya blackmail karke apni side le lega.. Basically hum jo Deva k logon k sath karne waale they woh sab ye humaare sath kar raha hai .. Paisa bhi involve hai isme paisa deke khudka naam uppar kar raha hai woh.. Bengal, Gujarat, Andhrapradesh Or Tamilnadu mein alag alag din spot hua hai woh Or wahaan usne kya kiya kaise kiya kissi ko nahi pata wahaan k humaare CM's ko bhi bhanak nahi lagne di usne ki woh kya kar raha hai.. Itana secretive kya ho shakta hai tum khud samjh lo..

Sudha- Fuckkkkk...

Amit- Ye toh madarchod nikala...

Balvant- Bahot bada woh bhi. Issliye inhone time maanga tha alliance k liye haan karne se pehle. ye logon k saamne khudko bhagwaan bana raha hai isske jitani publicity kissi ki nahi hai filhaal humaari puri party ki nahi hai itani reach jitani filhaal iski hai or usko badhaa he raha hai woh heroic kaam kar kar k .. Or sabkuch open mein kar raha hai media k saamne kar raha hai.. Khud he police or khud he court hai woh.. Harr news channel harr news paper k uppar daily ussi k kand hain.. Uske alawa social media par toh andha craze hai uska jabki woh toh active bhi nahi hai khud.. Woh humaari sarkaar giraana caah raha hai taaki doobara election's hon orr ye sabko pata hai abhi election's hue toh woh log beshak sarkaar naa bana paaein lekin 150-170 seats le jaaenge humaare baraabar yaa even humse jyaada seats le jaaenge uske baad fir power unke pass hogi Opposition bhi unse alliance kar shakti hai or fir wohlog sarkaar banaaa lenge or hum chud jaaenge yahaan par.. Issliye humein nahi chahiye unke MP or nahi caahiye unka alliance.. Humaari sarkaar already bahot powerful hai..

Sudha- Oh my god.. Ab??

Balvant- ab kya ab sab bandh kar dunga main saale kaa.. Bahot ho gaya uska.. Chuppke waar bahot kar liye ab publicly hoga sabkuch.. Uski image itani kharaab kar dunga main ki uska ye pura game ulta padd jaaega.. Deva hath jodke aaega mere pass..

Diksha- Kya socha hai Bhai??

Balvant- AP k khilaaf ARREST WARRANT nikalwa raha hun main..or koi aisa waisa warrant nahi,main Usko bhagoda ghosit kar dunga aise aise case lagaaunga uske uppar jo kissi terrorist par bhi nahi lage honge.. Fraud, Sedition, conspiracy against the state,corruption,Multiple Offences Relating to Elections corruption, Crimes against the state. Bribery k saikdon charges.. Bribing state official's , Spewing Hatred, violence against lawful civil authority with the intent to cause its overthrow or destruction, insinuating Riots that can hurt thousands of people... Mere pass kuch saboot hain jo prove kar shakte hain inmein se kuch ko or unke prove hone k baad baaki ko court mein hum prove karwa denge .. AP officially India ka Public Enemy number 1 hone waala hai.. Kam se kam saja ummarkaid hai isme.. Or no chance of parole ever.. Kabhi bhi nahi.. Jail mein sadd sadd k marrega woh or bahaar uska bhai marrega..

Sudha- Yess.. Yes.. Finally..

Amit -Lekin bhai bina koi public saboot uske khilaaf itana sab karna.. Public khaa jaaegi humein.. Public ka favorite hai woh..

Balvant- Offcourse abhi kuch din public humein khaaegi log humaare khilaaf honge kai din dange honge usko behisaab support millega jo usne earn kiya hai lekin jaise he aahista-2 court mein sab prove hota jaaega toh public ka viswash uthata jaaega uske uppar se or fir Deva k uppar se fir waapis humaare pass aaenge wohlog ..

Sudha- Lekin bhai dhyaan se agar ye sab prove nahi hua naa toh Janta jinda khaa jaaegi humein.. AP k liye log marr bhi shakte hain or maar bhi shakte hain..

Balvant- Prove hoga Sudha kyun nahi hoga.. Kanoon humaari muthi mein hai jo hum kahenge woh prove hoga..

Dharm- Yes.. Humein bus 8-10 din ka hate sehna hai, log sadko par uttarenge uske liye lekin ek baar court mein aagaya naa woh fir wahaan vakeel or judge sab humaara hai usko wahin k wahin khatam kar denge.. Or fir public usko support nahi gaali degi.. Uske sath Deva bhi khatam ho jaaega or unki party bhi... Aise hoga north apna..

Amit- Brilliant..

Balvant- Main toh aaram se barabaad karna caahta tha Deva ko lekin AP bahot aage nikal gaya hai ab orr risk nahi le shakte..

Sudha- Aapke papa ka kya??

Balvant- Unko uljha dunga main . PM or unko hataana bhi toh hai.. Main apne MPs ko bolta hun ki PM or HM k khilaaf bagaavat suru kardein.. Iske baad bhi woh dono AP ko support karenge toh ye saaf hojaaega ki party k khilaaf hain woh issliye woh aisa kuch nahi karenge ..

Sudha- Yaani humaare or AP k bich ab koi nahi hai..

Balvant- Haan sudha .. Vakeels or official's bulaa liye hai maine aisa case taiyaar karwa raha hun ki aag lag jaaegi.. Bus tumlog kuch din hate sehne k liye taiyaar ho jaao.. Kuch din bahaar matt nikalna kyunki harr jagah AP k supporter's humaara wait kar rahe honge..

Dharm- Bus kuch he din ki baat hai fir log bhull jaaenge usko bhi..

Balvant- Fir North Bhi apna baaki sab apna hai he.. We'll be unbeatable.. Dhyaan rakho apna.. Let me do this ...

Call disconnected..

Main- Fuckkkkkkkkkk..

Main chilaaya jisase Claire bhi mujhse durr hatt gayi..

Continued..

Bohat Ganda khel khelgaya yah balwant jhatu ab time hai 3.0 ko action me aaney ka coz ab pani sar se upar jaa raha hai ya to abhi sarkar gira dey warna sab kia gaya khatam ho jayega. Time for a quick action.

 

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Update-549(The Counterattack)
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549

Ab Sudha ki itani badi announcement k baad pure desh mein aag lag gayi thi Central government ki maa chod rahe they sablog even mere haters bhi mere sath they isme jiske multiple reasons they.. First unhone bhenchod 15 IPC lagaai mere uppar lekin saboot aadha bhi nahi diya..itane bade bade words use kiye mere against leke unko prove karne k liye bus unki jubaan he thi.. Orr bhenchod 5 crore ka inaam rakha tha mere uppar 5 crore bhenchod jabki most wanted terrorists they naa filhaal India k unke uppar mere reward ka 1 yaa fir 2
% reward he tha yaani 5-10 lakh maximum..So jinn logon ne confirmed saikdon indians ko maara hai jo literally terrorists hain jinhone saikdon masoomon ki jaan lee hai, unko pakkadne se 100 gunna jyaada mujhe pakkadna jaruri tha sarkaar k liye LITERALLY.Itana crazy tha ye.. Or wohlog toh bhenchod officially terrorist they jabki mere against toh saboot he ek bhi naa tha.. Uske alawa bhenchod aisa kabhi nahi hua tha indian history mein ki ek criminal ko surrender karne kaa moka naa diya ho .. Mujhe surrender karne kaa moka bhi nahi diya tha unhone.. Ye saaf dikh raha tha ki unhone apni personal rivalry nikaalne k liye ye sab kiya hai .. Media waale toh isko dictatorship bol rahe they .kyunki filhaal media mein yahi chal raha tha ki AP he hai jo nahi caahta BLD ka alliance ho NDP k sath or media bol raha tha ki issi wajah se AP ko raaste se hataane k liye ye chaal chali gayi hai..Even bhenchod woh news channel jo mere khilaaf bolte they woh mere sath bol rahe they bus Central government ka paid media mere khilaaf tha baaki sab mere sath khaddey they .. . Central government ki maa chud rahi thi unke khudke voters se hate mill raha tha unko.. Kuch he seconds mein unke khilaaf hogaya tha sab kuch.. Unhe pata tha hate toh millega lekin ye nahi pata tha ki itana hate milega.. Unhe pata nahi tha meri following ka.. Main India ka sabse popular banda tha filhal unhone mujhe sachmuch bhagwaan bana diya tha but ye sab temporary tha jaisa Balvant ne kaha tha woh sach tha ye sab 8-10 din mere sath rahenge bus kyunki agar unhone court mein thode bahot saboot bhi de diye naa toh gand marr jaaegi meri or literally saari jindagi jail mein kaatani padegi.. I mean jail se bhaag shakta tha main woh issue nahi tha but fir India ko bhi bye bye bolna padega.. Issliye mujhe inke master plan ki maa chodni thi.. Ab jaise he ye hua mera phone fattne ko hogaya tha maine uthaaya nahi bus voicenote laga diya ki
"Sorry call nahi uthaa shakta I know tumne news dekh k call kiya hoga toh chinta matt karo I'm fine koi dikkat nahi hai Sarkaar game khel rahi hai . Unke pass koi saboot nahi hain toh meri chinta naa karo.. "
Mera almost 2 lakh rupaye ka phone hang hogaya tha bhenchod itane phones aarahe they mere pass.. Bhai , PM, HM uncle or baaki sab mere leaders ko main already bata chuka tha so unhe koi chinta nahi thi but baaki bahot log they .. Maine Ami kaa phone leke babhi ko call kiya..

Babhi- Betu.. What the hell is going on.. ??

Main-Ssshhhh.. Sab fake hai mujhe kuch nahi hoga aapki kasam aapki juthi kasam thodi khaaunga main.. Ab bus suno.. Rishi ko bolo Press conference bulaaye Haweli par aap centre mein baithogi sath mein Rishi Mangal Meenu Sam Ravi or Rohit baithenge bologe sirf aap.. Aapko kya bolna hai woh sunlo ye record karke likh lo word to word yahi bolna hai.. " Aap sabko pata hai aap yahaan kyun hain sabse pehle toh main ye nahi kahungi ki mera beta innocent hai kyunki ye koi kehne ki baat nahi hai pura India jaanta hai ki woh innocent hai sabko pata hai woh innocent hai..Woh banda guilty kaise ho shakta hai jo masoomo ki jaan bachaane k liye daily harr minute apni jaan khatre mein daalta hai literally daily.. Or ye sabko pata hai usne aajtak kitane he logon ki jaan bachaai hogi ye bataane ki jarurat nahi hai kyunki again sabko pata hai kyunki woh jo karta hai aapke saamne karta hai chuppke kuch nahi karta.. Or sarkaar ne 16 IPC lagaai hain toh koi Sudha ji se pucho pehli baat toh warrant public kyun nahi kiya gaya?? Or saboot kahaan hai?? Kiss base par arrest karwa rahi hain woh AP ko?? Ye kanoon reh gaya hai ab India ka? Bina proofs ek masoom ladke ko arrest karwaane ka?? Woh bhi AP ko?? Great.. Mujhe koi chinta nahi hai kyunki i know woh innocent hai or aap sabko bhi pata hai ye..Usne alliance k liye kya mana kar diya sarkaar toh usko maarne parr tulli hai aisi desperately help caahiye thi humaari toh ache kaam kiye hote.. AP ne alliance se mana kardiya tha issliye ye sab horaha hai. Or uppar se Ruling party ko itana darr tha ki unhone ye press conference Bhopal se ki hai ,aaj se pehle bhopal se aisi koi national press conference hui nahi hai kyunki unhe pata tha ki ek yahin woh khudko logon se chippa shakte hain...Ab sawaal aata hai maine aapko yahaan kyun bulaaya hai ,toh aapki help se main humaare supporter's ko ek he message dena caahungi ki ye chaal hai sarkaar ki humein uksaane ki woh caahte hain hum kuch galat kadam uthaaein gusse mein.. Lekin aisa hoga nahi main aap sabse gujaarish karti hun ki kuch bhi nahi karna hai kuch bhi nahi koi protest koi dharna kuch bhi humein nahi karna hai .. Sarkaar ki chaal mein humein nahi fasna hai apne ghar rahiye chinta karne ki koi jarurat nahi hai AP theek hai or theek he rahega.. Aaplog koi galat kadam nahi uthaaenge... Bus AP k orders ka wait kijiye woh jald aapke saamne haajir hoga.."""""Bus ye bolna hai aapko uske baad woh sawaal puchenge 3-4 k jawaab dedena lekin alliance ki jo line boli uske uppar koi sawaal kaa jawaab nahi dena hai aapko isase ye orr confirm hoga ki yahi reason tha.. Or keval or keval aap he bologe baaki koi nahi bolega.. I know aap kabhi ye interview wagairaah nahi dete but please mere liye karo kyunki bhai bolenge toh supporter's rukkenge nahi orr jyaadaa gussa honge kyunki bhai ko majboor nahi dekh shakte apne log..

Babhi- Tere liye main interview toh kya hath bhi jod lungi..

Main- Love you bhabhi but uski jarurat nahi padegi..bus ye karo aap..

Bhabhi- Tu pakka theek haina??

Main- Oh yeah I'm great.. Take care..

Call disconnected..

Continued..

Bohat hi ghatiya game khela hai Balvant ne aur shayad ek baar AP andar gaya to zindagi bhar ke liye gaya coz public ko koi aur mudda dekar khamosh kar diya jayega aur phir sara kaam apni tarah chalaya jayega.
Bhabhi ko aage laker bohat bada counter game khela hai AP ne ab dekhna hoga ki is baat ka kiya asar hota hai aur 3.0 ne kiya plan Kiya hai aur 1000 crores se kia karna chahta hai ab ladai aar paar ki ho gayi hai.
Shayad Balvant ne khud mauqa de diya hai ki sarkar girayi jaye abhi tak mudda nahi thaa jis per sarkar girayi jati magar yah Aditi apni mayya chudane se baaz aa jaye to kaam baney. ​

 

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Update-551(Literally Bhagwaan) ​

551


Aditi- AP last chance.. I'm serious he'll Arrest you..


Main-So final baar puch raha hun alliance karoge??


Aditi-No.. Nahi toh kya fir se meri family ko kidnap karke mujhe blackmail karoge..


Main- Arrey yaar tum toh wahi baat dil pe legayi bola toh tab family ka sawaal tha..


Aditi- I don't want your alliance..


Main- Lo ji.. Karlo baat dekho governor sahaab kya din aagaye hain.. Main toh sarkaar banaaney aaya tha lekin madam ko nahi banaani..


Aditi- Main nahi banaaungi tumhaare sath ..


Main- Kisne kahaa tum banaogi ?? Tumhara time gaya madam.. Main banaaunga sarkaar..


Aditi- Well.. Good luck.. Election's honge tab aankhein khull jaaengi tumhari.. 80 maximum seats aa shakti hain tumhari.. Apna math apne use mein le lena fir..


Main- Kisne kaha election's honge??


Aditi- What??


Main- Samjhaata hun sab samjhaata hun.. Ek kaam karo aaram se relax hoke baith jaao dil par hath rakhlo jo bataane waala hun woh sunke heart attack aa shakta hai.. So Math suno ab... ...Abeer call laga...So Sabse pehle toh aapko obviously pata he hai ki Maharashtra mein filhaal kiss party ki kitani seats hain.. Obviously 102 aapki hain.. Uske baad 80 seats k sath Maharashtra mein bhi opposition or India mein bhi opposition waali party hai yaani Janta Party...Ab 50 Tumhare ex partner Ajit k under bhi hain.. 28 NDP yaani Balvant ki bhi hain.. 22 humaari hain.. Or 6 independent hain.. Total 288 right?? Actually main kuch logon se milwaata hun aapko Humaare 22 MLA hain Maharashtra mein toh sabse pehle unse milo..


Abeer ka order sunte he ek Bus andar aai jo wahaan aake rukki or Usme se kaafi saare log uttare 22 to be exact ye humaari party k MLA they . .


Main- So 144 caahiye sarkaar k liye.. 22 hogaye.. Ab tum soch rahi ho ajeeb pagal insaan hai 22 mla leke sarkaar banaaney chala hai, toh thoda rukk jaaiye.. Ab iske baad main gaya Raghav Sharma ji k pass.. Raghav Sharma ko jaante he ho aap.. Fir bhi bataa dun.. Sharma jo hai woh aapka Ajit jo tha naa uski party ka co leader tha or abhi usne apne party k leaders k sath milke ajit ko iss party se nikaal diya or khud leader hai uss party kaa.. Ab Sharma ji k pass 48 MLA hain Ajit Or uske nephew ko nikaalne k baad..Can you believe it?? Or pata nahi kyun Sharma ji khussi khussi mere sath aane ko taiyaar hogaye apne MLA "s k sath.. Abeer..


Ab aai wahaan dusari bus pehli bus k just piche rukki woh and usme se bhi bahot saare log uttare.. 48 to be exact.


Main- Parnaam Sharma ji..


Raghav- Parnaam maharaja parnam..


Main- Dhanyavaad aapka aane k liye..


Raghav- Arrey maalik aapne bulaaya or hum naa aaein kamaal naa ho jaaega..


Main- Arrey bus bus daya aapki.. Ab total hua..


Deva- 70..


Bhai ne excited hoke kaha unhe nahi pata tha maine kya kiya hai but itana jaante they woh mujhe ki woh samjh gaye they ki kuch toh gajab he kiya hai maine..


Main- Waah bhai great math.. Ab again aap soch rahi hogi Aditi ji ki kaisa pagal insaan hai 70 MLA's ko sath leke khuss ho raha hai.. Aise thodi sarkaar banti hai.. Yahi maine bhi socha.. Issliye main fir gaya Usha Jankar ji k pass.. Usha ji ko bhalla kon nahi jaanta.. Fir bhi main bata deta hun.. Kon Usha.. Usha ji actually Maharashtra k opposition ki leader hain Yaani Janta Dal ki Maharashtra leader ab Janta dal ka record hai ki woh log kissi k sath kabhi alliance nahi karte toh woh mere sath bhalla kyun kartey issliye main Usha ji se milla Or unko apni problem bataai maine toh pata nahi kyun par woh turant raaji hogayi Or apne party k 80 mein se 45 MLAs jo unke under hain unko leke mere sath hogayi... Crazy bhagwaan jaane kya hua hoga.. Abeer..


Ab third bus aai or again second bus k piche rukki Or usme se kaafi log uttare 45 to be exact..


Main- Kasa Kaaye Usha Ji??


Usha- -Bas Krupa aahe tumchi.


Main-Hmmm..


Usha- I mean tumhari daya se sab theek hai AP..


Main- Arrey Usha ji.. Bus aap aise he support karte raho.. Dhanyavaad.. Math karna bhai kitane hue..


Deva- 115..


Bhai ne hanste hue kaha..


Main- 115..Ab aap soch rahi hogi ki kaisa pagal insaan hai 115 seats leke khuss ho raha hai aise thodi sarkaar banegi.. Right??


Ab Aditi darrne lagi thi ab usse samjh aaraha tha ki kuch toh horaha hai..


Main- So 115 enough nahi they mujhe 150+ caahiye they ab obviously ye problem leke ab gaya main Jaya Thakur ji k pass..


Ye naam sunte he Aditi jhatt se apni seat se khaddi hui.


Aditi- What??! Nooo...


Main- Yess.. So Jaya ji ko bhalla kon nahi jaanta aap toh ache se jaanti hongi.. Aapki Party ki sabse senior leader hain woh.. MP hain.. Lekin aapki party mein dabdaba bahot hai unka itana dabadaba hai ki mere ek baar kehne se apne 40 Mlas ko leke mere sath hogayi.. Tumhari party k 40 MLA leke i meant..Abeer..


Ab aai 4th bus.. Jisme se fir bahot log uttare 45 to be exact..


Main- Ye 45 log hain jisme se 40 tumhare MLa hain or 4 independent mla ne bhi pata nahi kyun mujhe support de diya hai.. Bhagwaan jaane kya hua..Lekin Jo hua acha hua.. Jaya tai kasa kay??


Jaya-All good beta.. All good.. Tujhe dekh k toh orr acha..


Main- Arrey Aashirvaad hai aapka tai.. Toh math kya hua bhai??


Bhai- 159...


Bhai ne almost kudte hue kaha..


Main- 159 .. Ab tum soch rahi hogi Aditi ji ki kaisa pagal insaan hai 159 MLA leke khuss ho raha hai .. Aise 159 mein thodi sarkaar banti hai..


Deva- Arrey Ban gayi.. Banegi kyun nahi.. 15 extra hogaye..


Main- Areey Gajab Ban gayi bc.. Ban gayi.. Waah.. Mujhe toh pata he nahi chala.. Ban gayi naa Aditi ji..


Lekin Aditi bechari kuch bol he naa paayi sabse jyaada dhoka usse khudki party ka laga tha almost rone ko ho gayi thi woh.. Ab batao kya karun main options toh diye they bc ko.. Meri sunta kon hai bc..


Main- Aditi ji you guys keep forgetting one important thing Bhagwaan Hun Main Literally.. Main He sarkaar hun main he janta hun .I'm Above everyone and Everything..

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Ley bahi isay khtay hai lodey lagna jo ki bohat acche se Lage hai Aditi ji. Zor ka jhatka badey pyar se laga jK Aditi madam ko aur shayad kuch dair me yah samne bhi aa jayega. Ab dekhna hai Maharashtra se yah party kia India me sarkar bhi aaj hi bana degi ya Aditi jhunjhal me AP ko arrest karwa degi. Maza aayega bohat maza aayega.

 

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Update-552( Maharashtra Done)
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552

Main- So Aditi ji ye hai meri sarkaar... Yelo karwa diya election's maine or nikaal diya result..

Aditi-G.. Governor.. Sir..

Main- Arrey unko kya bol rahi ho unhe khud maine yahaan bheja tha woh toh keh rahe hain ki chalo aaj he sarkaar bana lete hain AP but maine he kal tak k liye manaaya hai inko..

Governor- Jitani jaldi ho jaaye utana acha he hota hai AP..

Main- Thodi derr bhi karni caahiye sir..

Governor- Jaisa tum kaho..

Main- Ab Adg sahaab ko mujhe arrest karne bulaaya tha naa tumne?? Actually nahi unhe bhi maine he bulaaya tha..

ADG- Ji bilkul sir..

Main- orr ADG nahi.. DGP boliye inko.. Promotion hone waala hai Kal inka bhi.

Adg- Bus aapki daya hai sir..

Main- Ab sarkaar ban gayi all Thanks To Raghav Sharma, Usha Ji and Jaya Ji... Toh aap log bataaiye fir CM kisko banaaya jaaye..

Usha- Jisko tum caaho usko banaao AP..

Jaya- Bilkul tumhari marji hai..

Raghav- Exactly.. Aap banao Maharaj humaara full support hai ussi ko..

Main- See Aditi ji.. Ye hota hai support.. Ye hai meri muthi iss muthi mein haina Maharashtra k 159 MLA toh hain he uske alawa 25 MP hain filhaal.. Jisme se 10 tumhare aaye 5 Ajit k 4 humaare they he orr 6 Janta Dal se Usha ji k sath.. Aao ab CM se milwata hun tumhe.. Abeer..

Ab ek gaadi andar aai jisme se Meena Mousi uttari Or sath mein Nirvi uttari woh aake mere galle se milli..

Main- Everone Miliye Maharashtra ki Nayi Chief Minister se.. Nirvi.. Obviously MLa nahi hain ye lekin 6 months hain apne pass tabtak elect karwa denge kahin se.. Nayi hai koi experience nahi hai toh kissi ko koi dikkat hai meri choice se?? sharma ji??

Raghav- Kya baat kar rahe ho bhai.. Tumhari choice humaari choice..

Usha- Yeah.. Naya cehra acha hai..

Jaya- I agree.. Fresh cehra caahiye hum budho ko kon jaanta hai..

Main- Bus yahi support caahiye aaplogon kaa.. Nirvi CM hain nayi.. CM madam.. Mere against warrant nikala hua hai Pure desh ki agencies dhund rahi hain kutton ki tarah toh aapke state ki police toh arrest nahi karlegi mujhe..

Nirvi- No.. Chance he nahi hai.. Main pehla law yahi banaati hun ki mere state mein mere bhaiya ko koi kabhi arrest nahi karega..

Nirvi ne Joke karte hue kahaa jisse sun sab hans padde..


Main- So Aditi ji.. Aapke pass bachte hain ab 15 MP's and 60-62 MLA toh unko leke nikaliye yahaan se.. Warna ADG sahaab hain yahaan fir beijjati karke nikaali jaaogi..

Aditi k aanshu niche girrne lage they Or woh chal bhi paddi wahaan se..

Main- Rukkiye madam rukkiye.. Waapis aaiye... Actually Nirvi Chief Minister nahi hai Maharashtra ki.. Ye toh Deputy CM hai Chief Minister se nahi millogi?? Milwa deta hun....

Abeer- Kon hai Woh Lucky shaks.. Bataaiye jarra..

Main- Chup be.. So Maharashtra ki Chief Minister hain Aditi Munde..

Ye sunke Aditi ko firse jhatka laga or woh mujhe ghurrne lagi..

Main- Aise matt ghurro.. Tum mujhe nafrat karti hogi lekin main tumhaare pariwar ki humesha se he ijjat karta aaya hun or karta rahunga bhi. Tumhare dad ko ache se jaanta tha main he was a great guy . Sarkaar maine bana lee hai or mujhe tumhari koi jarurat bhi nahi hai lekin ye mere bhai haina inhone tumhare dad ko waada kiya tha ki woh tumhara khayaal rakhenge humesha.. Or ab agar maine tumhe yahaan se jaane diya toh tum jaake Balvant k sath mill jaaogi or woh tumhe aahista aahista khatam kar dega or Bhai ka promise tutt jaaega or ye main kabhi nahi hone dunga. Issliye last chance main moka deta hun tumhe abhi bhi apke 62 Mla or 15 MP leke humaare sath aajaao .. Tum apni CM post rakh shakti ho.. I don't want it.. So whats your answer..

Deva- Socho matt Aditi sach keh raha hai woh.. Jawaab do..

Aditi-Yes.. Yes.ss.s.s.yes...

Main- Great.. So guys change of plan.. Aditi hongi nayi CM.. Baaki sab apni deal k according he rahega..

Raghav - Ek baat toh hai Bhai tumhe future jarur dikhta hai..

Usha- Haan kyunki tumne pehle he keh diya tha ki CM Aditi he hogi..

Jaya- Wahi toh.. Sarkaar ban chuki thi caahte toh khud ban jaatey CM lekin Aditi ko banaaya tumne..Aditi issi thinking ki wajah se AP k sath gayi thi main. Log kya bolte hain iske baare mein mujhe farak nahi padta in reality he is a great guy..

Usha- The greatest of all..

Aditi- I'm... Immm..

Usne mere galle se milte hue kaha..

Aditi- I knw. Wow. Sorry kaafi nahi hai.. Immm.. Sorry.. I was scared... I was scared for my ff. G. Family..

Main- Sorry ki jarurat nahi hai , I know darr gayi thi tum..log akshar darr jaatey hain mujhse... Mera farj tha ye.. Raghav Ji Usha Ji Jaya ji Aditi ji aaiye ek baar andar jarra..

Ye bolke Main,Raghav Usha ,Jaya ,Aditi ,Bhai Meena Mousi or Nirvi Or Abeer andar aaye..

Main- So ab baaki sabko toh pata hai Aditi ji aapko bhi bata dun main.. Main Central Government giraa raha hun giraa chuka hun waise toh ,meri khudki government bana raha hun Orr woh bhi bana chuka hun actually.. 293 seats ye muthi mein leke baitha hun. Mere sath PM Jagat Gupta ji ka support hai.. Issliye main itana jorr laga raha tha tumhare piche issliye mere bhai baar baar aapke pass aarahe they kyunki humein CM se matlab nahi tha humein tumhare 25 MP's se matlab tha ..

Aditi- Oh my god.. Ye baat tum pehle bataa detey toh main humaare difference durr karke turant sath aajaati tumhare..

Main- Well bata shakte nahi they naa..

Aditi- I can understand.. I'm sorry.. I'm really sorry..

Main- Jaisa maine kaha sorry ki need nahi hai I know main harsh tha tumhare uppar or tumhari family ko threaten nahi karna caahiye tha but mera intention nahi tha waisa kuch karne kaa maine bus Ajit k bete k liye sab kiya tha tumhare bhai k office k bahaar toh bus naam naam k khaddey they mere log.. Listen Aditi maine pehle bhi kaha tha main koi bura aadmi nahi hun I'm a great guy but baat family ki aati hai toh I can't stop myself.. Or aise he family ki wajh se tum gussa kar rahi thi so I don't blame you..

Aditi- Thank you..

Main- 293 thi mere pass.. So Bhai.. Raghav Sharma ji se milliye 48 MLA's k alawa 5 MP seats inki hain..

Deva- Kaise ho Raghav ji??

Raghav- Bus bade bhaiya daya hai aapki..

Main- Raghav ji ko maine promise kiya hai ki Maharashtra ka Education, Forest and Tribal Development ye 3 ministries dunga inko main and ek additional ministry just to be generous...

Raghav - Ji bus days hai aapki..

Deva- I'm ok with it.. Teri marji..

Main- 298 hui.. Ab Usha ji se milliye Usha ji humein 45 MLA's k alawa 6 MP bhi de rahi hain.. Inhe maine promise kiya hai ki Inhe Maharashtra ka Home and Finance or uske alawa 2 or ministries dunga..

Usha- Meharbaani aapki...

Main- Thanks Usha ji..So hui 304...ab Jaya ji se milliye ab Jaya ji Aditi k sath he hain waise toh lekin maine inko separate promise kiya tha ye humein 40 MLA's k alawa 10 MP's bhi de rahi hain inke jo bete hain MP hain jo, Unhe apne central cabinet mein Union Minister banwaaunga main..

Jaya- Ji.. Bus aapki daya rahi toh ban he jaaega..

Main- Uske alawa Maharashtra cabinet mein inhe 2 ministries dilwaaunga.. 314 hogayi.. Ab aati hain Aditi ji.. Ye humein 15 seats de rahi hain.. Badle mein aapko obviously CM post mill rahi hai and baaki jo aap cabinet caaho Maharashtra mein.. Uske alawa Ek Cabinet post main aapke ek MP ko centre mein dedunga.. Total hui 329...

Aditi- Thanks A lot.. Thankyou for trusting me.. Thanks a lot..

Main- Uske alawa paisa bhi ,jo aapke MP'S ko dunga main as a token of my appreciation..

Aditi- No no... Paise ki jarurat nahi hai AP.. Itana sab already kar rahe ho tum..

Main- I insist.. Ye sabne liya hai sharmaao matt.

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Ab 329 seats apne nathe ho gayi hai ab time hai hathoda marne ka ya phir abhi kuch aur bhi baqi hai kia abhi telengana jayega AP ya phir yahi se mission sarkar change shuru ho gaya hai. Coz kuch bhi ho arrest warrant to issue ho chuka hai. To ab freely to nahi ghoom sakta. AP.