Update-34(The Game Is On)
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Maine Shreya ko 5-7 minutes kaa time diya taaki sabse pehle news ussi k channel par aaye ab news aai jarur but Shreya khud nahi aai dusari koi Anchor aai but news ussi k channel par sabse pehle aai, bhenchod ye Shreya cheej he hai sachmein daaldi news.. She is a legend, apne he bhai ko nanga kardiya bhenchod.. Nice..
Uske baad Gupta ji ne woh photos public kardi, bus fir kya tha, aajkal meri wajah se media waale 24*7 lage hue they or abtoh bhenchod aag he lag gayi thi India mein.. Mega news par mega news deraha tha main market mein, bus farak sirf itana tha abtak main khud focus mein tha leki filhaal Dheeraj Chaudhary or Sudha Chaudhary focus mein they. India ki ek major Cabinet minister kaa beta ek shaadi sudha ladki k sath affair mein paaya gaya tha or sabse important baat Dheeraj he uss factory k piche kaa main reason tha toh yahaan ye angle bhi aagaya tha ki usne apna bistar garam karne k liye itana bada contract dilwaaya tha Bansal log ko.. Holy shit ekdum garma garam Headlines nikal k bahaar aarahi thi. Maa kasam apne dushman ko jalta hue dekhne kaa bhi alag he maja hai.. Holy shit.. This is good.. Ab dekho mujhe pata tha ki Sudha ne itana naam toh kamaaya hai ki inn sabse koi major issues nahi honge usko lekin still ye ek bahot bada blow tha uske liye, i know woh handle karlegi but ye toh bus suruwaat thi or ab uski gand orr marrne waali thi..
Maine Kuch derr or unn garma garam headlines kaa maja uthaaya, and then humlog Jaipur Party Headoffice pohanchey or bhenchod wahaan alag he bheed thi, maine bola tha ki keval major neta log he aaein lekin idhar bhenchod hajaaron log aaye literally hajaaron party headoffice takk kaa road kaa ekdum chakka jaam kar rakha tha 1 inch gaadi aage badhaane k liye 5 minutes lag rahi thi, log marr rahe they mujhe dekhne k liye issliye Main sunroof khol ke uppar aaya bus fir toh bhenchod sound ne kaan faad diye mere, log gaadi k uppar chaddne ko hogaye police security behisaab thi or bheed fir bhi control nahi horahi thi.. Humein literally 500-700 meter kaa safar pura karne mein 2 ghante lag gaye, that shit was crazy literally crazy.. Finally humlog party headoffice ki seedhiyon takk pohanchey yahaan bheed kam thi bahaar k mukaable lekin still bahot jyaada bheed thi usme again humein almost 30 - 40 minutes lagi sabse hath milaake andar takk aane mein and finally humlog andar aaye jahaan CM Of Rajasthan ne fooll maala se humaara swaagat kiya then Home minister uske baad sab ministers ne ek ek kar swaagat kiya humaara and finally humlog baithtey wahaan, unki shikaayat suni maine kuch solve ki kuch nahi hui, kaafi ministers kaa Thank you thank-you liya, kuch naaraj bhi chal rahe they unka bhi ilaaj karwaya or thankfully ilaaj badhiya hogaya unka wohlog satisfied they mere decision se..
Main-CM sahaab Bansal ji ab humaari sharan mein aagaye hain jo ek bahot badhiya news hai humaare liye.. Future elections k liye funds ka ek bada hissa woh khud dekhlenge..
CM-Uske alawa bhi bahot faayde hain AP, Bansal North India kaa one of the major businessman hai woh aaega toh uske circle k bahot log aane kaa sochenge Center Government ki line lagne waali hai..
Main-Wahi toh caahiye..
CM-Koi hukkam ho toh bataaiye..
Main-Arrey bus bus aap Rajasthan kaa dhyaan aise he rakhte raho woh he bahot hai humaare liye..
CM-Deva Bhai Sahaab ne itani badi jimedaari di hai toh nibhaani toh padegi he..
Main-Ji bilkul..
Ab kuch derr or baat cheet hui humaari then humne lunch kiya unke saath and then finally dopehar 3 baje humlog nikale Jaipur se and then seedha land hue apne yahaan, iss bich bhai kaa call aaya woh kaafi khuss they Bansal k humaare sath aane se, kyunki woh iss baat kaa importance jaantey they issliye woh khuss they.. Khair humlog city pohanchey lekin kaam nahi rukka wahaan aatey he humlog party headquarters gaye and then raat 8 baje takk wahaan meetings lee gand fatt gayi aaj bhenchod travel or meetings mein, bhai kaise kartey hain ye sab rojj i dont know but this is fucking crazy..
Gupta ji - AP, Phone hai Sudha kaa baat karni hai??
Main-Oh hell yeah, ussi ka wait toh kar raha tha pure din se main.. Laao..
Main-Namaste Minister Madam.. Kaise ho aap??
Sudha - Tumhe kya lagta hai ye karke mujhe harra doge tum??
Main-Ofcourse harra dunga, 1000% madam kya baat kar rahi ho..
Sudha - Mujhse ulajh k bahot badi galati kardi tumne AP..
Main-Main uljha?? Main?? Paagal hogayi ho kya aunty mujhe kuch months pehle takk ye takk nahi maalum tha tum ho kon or naa he mujhe farak padta tha ki tum kon ho. Ulta tumhe he chull lagi mere bhai ko piche chhodne ki lekin woh main samjh shakta hun politics mein ye sab chalta rehta hai, i dont mind that lekin uss politics mein mujhe involve karke tumne bahot badi galati kardi, bahot he jyaada badi. Tumhe samjh jaana caahiye tha main mere bhai ki tarah safe nahi khelta jab koi mere uppar ungali uthaata haina main uska hath kaat deta hun. Or tumne toh ungali nahi mujhe he uthwa diya tha, plan acha tha tumhara lekin galat bandey k sath use karliya.. Woh Chhodo arrey main toh ye bhi bhull gaya tha ki tumne apna pura dum laga diya tha mujhe tadipaar karwaane mein, main kuch nahi kar raha tha uske liye bhi lekin tumne fir ye factory waala game khela, khela ki nahi?? Kam se kam jo kar rahi ho usko kabool karne ki himmat toh rakho, ye blame game kyun khel rahi ho ki main tumse uljha? Main toh tumhe dekhna takk nahi caahta tha, kyunki mere bhai ne mana kiya tha lekin ab baar baar ungali karogi toh main kya karun..
Sudha-Ye raajneeti kaa khel hai AP isme main bahot aage hun tumse, time rehtey samjh jaao warna anjaam bura hoga..
Main-Ye sahi baat boli tumne, 1000% ki tum mujhse aage ho politics mein lekin ye tumhaare liye he acha hai ki tumne Politics waale AP se panga liya hai or ye politics he bacha rahi hai tumhe kyunki ye politics bichmein nahi hoti toh main toh banda he bada kharaab hun bahot jyaada, befaltu maari jaati tum bahot buri tarah woh bhi.. Belive me..
Sudha - Dekhtey hain woh toh. Humaare pariwaar saalon se chhupp - 2 ke ladd rahe hain lekin ab jab ladaai aamne saamne ki hai toh dhyaan rakhna AP, ek ek kadam fukk fukk k rakhna..
Main-Oh yeah same for you...
Sudha-Or rahi baat aaj kiye gaye stunt ki toh usko bhi maine tackle kar liya hai, Mera beta Chaaya se shaadi kar raha hai, Chaaya ne divorce k liye file bhi kardiya hai, bechari bahot tangg aagayi thi apni marriage se so usse Dheeraj ne sambhaala..
Oh she is smart she is very smart.. Bhenchod bahot he badhiya game khel gayi, bahot he badhiya obviously ijjat gayi jarur iski but ye shaadi waala paasha faink k usne kuch hadd takk woh ijjat waapis kama lee raaton raat but main still aage tha bahot aage, kyunki "DAAG" toh lag he gaya tha iske uppar public ki najar mein bhi or iski party ki najar mein bhi..
Main-That's good that's good bahot sahi kiya Dheeraj ne, shaadi mein invite karna matt bhullna Mujhe..
Sudha - Oh for sure, woh kahaawat nahi suni kya tumne, "Keep Your Friends Close but your enemies Closer.."
Main-Yeah yeah.. True that..
Sudha - The Game Of politics is On AP, or ispe hum dono kaa he sab kuch daav par laga hai..
Main-Oh I know I know..
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