Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

[Naik]

Update-606(Riya)​

606

Main- Waah bc itana bada tent lagaya hai Rohit ne.

Humlog finally Ground pohanchey jahaan achi khaasi bheed thi jabki ab toh program over hone waala tha, badhiya intejaam kiya gaya tha , Rohit sachmein mehnat kar raha tha .. Bhai ki gaadi aati dekh sablog pehle he aage khaddey ho gaye they college ki kuch ladkiyaan aarti ki thaali liye khaddi thi uske alawa Principal, Advisor uncle Rohit Abeer Sam Ravi Shubham Naina Or 7-8 Cabinet ministers Haryana k bhi and Centre k bhi wahaan aage aagaye they bhai ka sawaagat karne. Riya,Ashish wagairaah bhi wahin they .. Vinny ne niche uttarke gate khola idhar se bhai uttare Or udhar driving seat se main uttara.. Main ghumke aaya tabtak bhai ko tilak laga rahe they wohlog..

"AP"

Ravi mujhe dekhtey he chilaaya Or bhaagke mujhse galle milla uske piche piche Sam Or Rohit bhi aaye..Nicki Mam bhi milli mujhse..

Main- Kaise hain Neta Ji...

Rohit- Tu dekh or bata..

Main- Honestly I'm proud of you..

Apna MLa Ranjish Or Jatin bhi wahin they un dono ne mere pair chuwe ye dekh k baaki ministers bhi pair touch karne lage mere lekin unko maine bich mein he roukk diya.. Maine mana kar rakha hai Ministers ko mere pair touch karne se lekin Rajnish humesha karta hai or usko dekh k baaki bhi karne lage.. Wahaan Rohit k dad bhi they Apne Haryana k Education minister , humaare fufaji maine unke pair chuwe or unse galle milla..

Ab agle 10 minutes yahaan bheed lagne waali thi jabtak bhai yahaan rahenge or baaki sab bhi bhai k sath busy hogaye issliye main turant gaadi k piche se hotey hue canteen ki side nikal gaya as expected canteen mein ikka dukka log he they Laxman khud bahaar tha lekin ladka baitha tha wahaan maine usase cigarette lee and guffa mein aake baith gaya and mast pair par pair rakh k cigarette peene laga ab cigarette pee he raha tha ki mujhe bahaar se kissi k aane ki aahat hui issliye maine turant cigarette niche daali or udhar se Riya andar enter hui...

Riya- I Hate you..

Main- I love you..

Riya-Bataya bhi nahi ghar aa gaye..

Main- Arrey tumhari kasam seedha yahaan aaya hun gharpe bus nahaaya tha..

Riya- Pakka??

Main- Yep.. Kasam se..

Riya-Fir theek h..... Tttum.. Cigarette pee rahe they??

Main-Nahi toh..

Riya ne apna face mere munh k close lagaya..

Riya- Juthe.. Smell aarahi hai..

Main-Arrey jaao juthi.. Smell again..

Lekin jaise he Riya ne abki baar face close liya maine baithey-2 dono hathon se uska sir pakkada or usko apne uppar khinch liya and uske honthon par apne honth rakh diye.. Kya moment thi bhai..Itane din ki duriyaan ek sath kam ho rahi thi bc ,i missed her .Saari thakaan durr horahi thi harr second k sath.. Riya ne khudko azaad karwana caaha lekin maine jaane nahi diya usko.. Finally jab usne mujhe jorr se chutki kaati tab maine chhoda usko.. Sans full gayi thi behcari ki..

Riya-Gandeyyyyyy ho tum..

Main-Bus tumhare liye..

Riya- I hate you..

Main- No you don't..

Riya- Baat matt ghumao cigarette kyun pee rahe they.?

Main- Kabhi kabhaar bus ..

Riya- Lekin kyun??

Main-Yun he ...

Riya- Arrey koi toh reason hoga..

Main-Arrey..

Ab mujhe mere phone ne bacha liya Rohit ka call aaya mere pass jo maine uthaaya..

Rohit-Kahaan gaya be??

Main- Guffa.. Kya hua??

Rohit-Idhar baapu meri class le raha hai..

Main- Kiska baapu??

Rohit-Mera Baap be Or kon hoga...Tera Fufa... Aaja ek baar.. Tasalli de dey unko..

Main-30 seconds...

Call disconnected...

Main- Aajao Rohit bula raha hai uske papa suna rahe hain usko..

Riya- Ye matt samjhna bach gaye tum.. Fir millna kabhi peete hue..

Main Or Riya nikale wahaan se..

Riya- Waise tumhe maalum hai Rohit ne Mouni ko uske Dad se introduce karwa diya ..

Main- Yeah.. Usko karwana padta hai.. Uske baapu haina humaare fufaji Ex CBI officer hain toh woh jasoosi kartey rehtey hain or khud pata karwa he letey hain fir Rohit k liye awkward hota hai issliye jaise he Rohit ne seriously liya Mouni ko toh usne Baapu ko turant bataya taaki koi dikkat naa ho..

Riya-Nice.. Udhar Mouni ne apne Dad yaani principal sir ko bata diya..

Main-Damn.. Woh kya bole??

Riya- Jyaada kuch nahi thoda awkward they suru mein but he's happy now..

Main-Yeah.. Rohit k Dad Uske college time k friend hain so he'll be fine.. Bus usse yahi dikkat hai ki Rohit k Dad humaari party se hain baaki usko koi dikkat nahi hai..

Riya-Lol..

Main-Badhiya hai dono ne bata diya..

Riya-Thats smart.. And Brave.. Mujhmein kab itani himmat aaegi nahi pata..

Main-Kisko Raju ko bataane ki??

Riya-Hey Behave mere dad hain woh..

Main-My bad..

Riya- Yeah.. Unko pata nahi kab bata paaungi main..

Main-Himmat banaati raho kabhi toh batana he hai..

Riya-True that..

Humlog waapis Bahaar camp mein aaye wahaan Bheed almost jaa chuki thi sab leaders bhi jaa chuke they centre mein ek badi c table par Bhai, Mangal , Sam,Ravi ,Rishi, Rohit ,uske dad Jeevan ji , Mouni , Nicky Mam,Principal and Advisor uncle baithey they..

Jeevan- Tum samjhe nahi Rishi he's too soft for politics...

Main- Kon??

Jeevan- Arrey aao aao sehjaadey, humein bhi darshan dediya kar kabhi..

Main- Aap he nahi dikte Fufaji ,busy aadmi ho..

Jeevan-Aji haan tujhse busy hum sab milaake bhi nahi hain..

Main- Naa woh 15-16 din pehle tha uske baad se mujhse free koi naa hai.. Tihar mein time he time tha..
Ye sunke sab hans paddey..

Jeevan- Hahahaha.. Arrey koi naa Jail jaana jaruri hota hai bade log ek baar toh jarur jaatey hain.. Kaisa hai mera beta??

Uncle mujhse khaddey hoke galle mille..

Main-Badhiya fufaji..

Mouni-Here AP baitho..

Mouni apni chair se khaddi hone lagi ..

Main- Oh no no sit sit.. Main khadda hua he theek hun..

Jeevan- Waah bolo Pure India k cabinet ministers ko jisne kursi di woh khud kurs
i nahi le raha..

Ye sunke mujhe bhi hansi aagayi.. He was right, right indeed.. I love Jeevan Uncle yaar he's too funny..

Continued..

Bahot badhiya shaandar update
Rohit tow mast kaam kar Raha h Dil Laga kar or Saath Mouni Wala mamla set kar APne Dad ko bata kar sahi
Aate hi mast kiss Bhai ki saari thakan mit gayi sahi
Dekhte h ab AP kaise samjhata h Rohit ke Dad ko

 

[Naik]

Update-607(3.0's Task)
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607

Main- Woh chhodo ye batao kisko Soft bol rahe they..

Jeevan- Ye tera bhai Rohit or kon.. Ye Deva keh raha hai isko election ladwaana hai next.. Arrey abhi toh duniya dekhni baaki hai iski.. Fir puri jindagi election's ladne par he hai..

Deva- Naa naa fufaji maine nahi kaha ye bhi aapke AP ne kaha hai..

Jeevan-Acha??

Main-Haao uncle..

Jeevan-Kyun?? Ready nahi hai AP abhi ye..

Main- Hojaaega ready time hai abhi.. Bhai k sath rahega kuch aapse seekhega isase better teachers nahi millenge isko..

Jeevan-Still jaldbaaji mein election's ladna is not good tujhe toh pata hai..

Main- Jeetana matter karta hai uncle election's kaise he lado..

Jeevan- Yeah.. Wahi toh jaldbaaji mein jeetana orr mushkill hoga.. First chunaav haar gaya toh fir saara motivation khatam ho jaaega..

Main- Haarega tab naa..

Jeevan-Itana sure hai??

Main-Ohh yeah..

Jeevan-Kaise??

Main-Iski seat he aisi hai ..

Jeevan-Kahaan ki ??

Main-Yahaan ki..

Jeevan-Yahaan ki?? Matlab meri seat..

Main-Yeah..

Jeevan-Waah.. Mujhe retirement dilwa raha hai matlab..

Main-Oh no no abhi toh aapko 20-25 saal or sewa karni hai..

Jeevan-Arrey bilkul he maar dega kya 25 saal..

Nicki-25 saal toh easily kar loge Fufaji aap dekho kitane fit ho..

Jeevan-Arrey kyun marwa rahi ho Nicki beta.. 1-2 term orr he kaafi hai..

Main- Haao.. Aap 15-20 kilometre north chale jaana Uchana se ladna.. Woh assembly bhi issi Lok Sabha k under hai or aapka hometown bhi hai.. Ghar baithey jeet jaaoge aap..

Jeevan-Itana sab soch rakha hai bolo.. Teri marji ..Tune socha hai toh I'm sure sab sahi he hai.. Tu bolega Rohit wahi karega or main bhi..

Main-Great.. That's why I love you fufaji..

Deva- Dekha.. Maan gaye naa fufaji, meri baat toh maan nahi rahe they..

Jeevan- Arrey kya karun isko mana nahi kar paata main..

Deva-Same..

Nicki-Isko kon naa keh shakta hai bhalla..

Mangal- 400 MPs naa nahi keh paaye hum kya he kahenge.

Jeevan-Hahaha.. Exactly..

Deva-Chalo fir nikalte hain fufaji..

Jeevan-Haan Rohtak bhi jaana hai..

Deva-Wahi toh. Theek hai Principal sahaab thanks a lot for letting all this happen..

Principal-Arrey anytime for a good cause sir..

Usne bhai se hath milaaya fir Rishi and Mangal se and Jeevan uncle se galle milla and woh sab nikale wahaan se ,principal uncle Or Advisor uncle bhi nikale. .. Ab wahaan bache main Nicki Mam Ravi Sam Rohit Riya and Mouni.. Main wahaan baitha and saamne rakhi paani ki choti bottle faink k Rohit ko maari..

Main-Khudke munh se bhi kabhi bol liya kar ..

Nicki-Haan.. Kaise bhigi billi banke baitha tha.

Main-Wahi toh..

Rohit-Tu tha naa bolne waala..

Main-Haan main toh jail mein tha 3 ghante pehle.. Main nahi hota toh tu toh bc abhi cancel kardeta election's ka plan fufaji k bolte he..

Rohit-Tu nahi hota toh main bol leta.. Tu tha toh main kyun bolun.. Teri ek baat meri 1000 baaton k baraabar hai.. Or jaisa Deva bhai bole papa teri baat aankh bandh karke maan letey hain..

Sam-Facts.. Warna humpe toh viswaash he nahi tha.. "Kahaan se ladoge chunaav?? "" Haar gaye toh "" Ye umarr nahi hai abhi "" bahot mehnat hai politics mein "" Or tujhe kya bole jo tujhe theek lage.. Waah.. Ye acha doglapan hai..

Nicki- Because he's smarter than you all.

Main-Exactly..By the way Great organising waise I'm proud honestly.. Sam Ravi great bc.. Shubham kidhar gaya.. Oye Shubham... Shubhamm.. Idhar aa..

Shubham-Ji bhai..

Main-Great organising.. Good Job..

Shub-Thanks Bhai..

Main- Youth se connect mein rehna hai daily ek aadh chakkar koi naa koi gaon mein maar aao politically nahi bus yun he dost hain he harr side unke pass chale jaao bus logon ko shakal dikhaate raho politics ka jikar kiye bina.. Obviously sabko pata hai tumhare Dad kon hain toh jo log kaam bolein unka kaam turant karwa aahista aahista sab bolenge apni problems..

Rohit-Yeah yeah.. Wahi sab chal raha hai..

Main-Hell yeah..

Rohit-Tu bata how was jail??

Main-Mast bc maja he aagaya..

Rohit-Really??

Main-Ghanta ka really be Tune dekha toh tha haal.. Pathar par so raha tha main.. Kamar ka posture takk change hogaya hai bc..

Rohit-Ahahaha..

Nicki- Ab bata aage ka kya plan hai???

Main-Kuch khaas nahi..

Nicki- Exams aane waale hain..

Main-Kab??

Nicki-Soon..

Main-Damn.. Soon toh mujhe 10-15 din bahaar jaana hai..

Nicki-Kahaan?

Main-Abroad..

Nicki-Really?? Kahaan?? Orr kyun??

Ab bhenchod pata nahi maine kyun abroad kahaa, mujhe toh kahin jaana bhi nahi tha toh pata nahi kyun bola..

Main-Baadmein bataaunga..

Nicki-Exams jaruri hain..

Main-Hmmm..

Nicki-Kya hmmm.. Itana bada aadmi ban gaya toh kya,exam nahi skip karne dungi tujhe..

Main-Arrey madam main kahaan bada bana hun, main toh wahi simple AP hun..

Nicki-Haan haan, unn sab bade bade aadmiyon ko tune he bada banaya hai..

Main-Woh alag baat hai.. Main toh wahi hun naa.. Ok listen I gotta go mast rest maarunga pura din. Chalo be..

Rohit-Tumlog nikalo main ye tents wagaairaah uttarwa k aata hun...

Ravi-Cool..

Sam or Ravi k sath main parking mein aaya wahaan se gaadi mein baithke haweli k liye nikale humlog..

Sam-Ye bata bhosdk pehle toh humein milne aane se mana kyun kiya tha..

Main-Abe kaidi bhi mobile rakhte hain andar koi milte hue video bana leta toh befaltu ki baat badi ban jaati issliye ..

Ravi-Or abroad kahaan jaana hai?? Kahin bhi jaana ho abki baar akele nahi jaana hum sath challenge..

Sam-Orr nahi toh kya bc harr baar akela bhaag jaata hai gandu ki tarah..

Main-Abe mujhe khud nahi pata kahaan jaana hai.. Or jaana bhi hai toh tumlog yahin rukkoge ,abhi Rohit ko mujhse jyada jarurat hai tumhari... Toh yahin rehna..

Sam-Fuck bc.. Ye bhi hai..

Ab main ghar aagaya yahi sochte -2 ki mujhe jaana kahaan hai ghar aake lunch kiya and shyaam takk fir gharwaalon k sath he baitha raha main, 4-5 ghantey full gappe lagaaye itane din mein kya kuch hua sab baatein hui or dinner takk baatein he karte rahe humlog and after dinner main apne room mein aaya and bed par lait gaya bc finally pathar par nahi sona padd raha tha mujhe hell yeah.. Ab mast sounga bc..

"Abhi sone kaa time nahi, jaagne kaa time hai "

Ye awaaj sunke main bhenchod bed se kudda seedha, bhenchod hallucinations firse..

"Hallucinations nahi be main hun. "

Main-2. 0...tujhe kya caahiye bc chala jaa naa abtoh bhosdk ab tera kya kaam hai..

2.0-Abhi bhi kaam hai.. Mera nahi 3.0 kaa.. Main toh chala he gaya tha be ab waapis aaya hun..

Main-Bhosdk.. Ab uske kaam he karta rahega kya tu ab hamesha.

2.0-Uska kya kaam tha gandu...?? India mein sarkaar bani tere kaam aaegi family k kaam aaegi usne bhencho family ko bachaaya hai toh ye kaam uska thodi tera kaam tha woh toh.. Uska kaam toh ab hai.. Usne bola hai usne itani badi help ki apni sarkaar banaane mein ,family ko save karne mein toh ab badle mein uska kaam bhi karna padega..


Main-Kya kaam??

2.0-Woh mujhe bhi nahi pata but usne bola ye sarkaar banaai usase bhi bada or important kaam hai..

Main-What the fuck?? Aisa kya aagaya bhencho..

Continued..

Jeevan sahab tow Badi aasani se maan gaye woh kehte h na ki samjhane Wala Banda Kaisa hona chahiye
3.0 ka task Matlab maar kaat hone wali h
2.0 sahi keh Raha ab usne family bachayi or sarkar banwayi tow uske Liye bhi Kuch tow Karna hi padega
Ab dekhna yeh h ki mission kia h
Badhiya shaandar update

 

[Mucchad]

Super update bro

 

[technomi077]

Update-607(3.0's Task)
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607

Main- Woh chhodo ye batao kisko Soft bol rahe they..

Jeevan- Ye tera bhai Rohit or kon.. Ye Deva keh raha hai isko election ladwaana hai next.. Arrey abhi toh duniya dekhni baaki hai iski.. Fir puri jindagi election's ladne par he hai..

Deva- Naa naa fufaji maine nahi kaha ye bhi aapke AP ne kaha hai..

Jeevan-Acha??

Main-Haao uncle..

Jeevan-Kyun?? Ready nahi hai AP abhi ye..

Main- Hojaaega ready time hai abhi.. Bhai k sath rahega kuch aapse seekhega isase better teachers nahi millenge isko..

Jeevan-Still jaldbaaji mein election's ladna is not good tujhe toh pata hai..

Main- Jeetana matter karta hai uncle election's kaise he lado..

Jeevan- Yeah.. Wahi toh jaldbaaji mein jeetana orr mushkill hoga.. First chunaav haar gaya toh fir saara motivation khatam ho jaaega..

Main- Haarega tab naa..

Jeevan-Itana sure hai??

Main-Ohh yeah..

Jeevan-Kaise??

Main-Iski seat he aisi hai ..

Jeevan-Kahaan ki ??

Main-Yahaan ki..

Jeevan-Yahaan ki?? Matlab meri seat..

Main-Yeah..

Jeevan-Waah.. Mujhe retirement dilwa raha hai matlab..

Main-Oh no no abhi toh aapko 20-25 saal or sewa karni hai..

Jeevan-Arrey bilkul he maar dega kya 25 saal..

Nicki-25 saal toh easily kar loge Fufaji aap dekho kitane fit ho..

Jeevan-Arrey kyun marwa rahi ho Nicki beta.. 1-2 term orr he kaafi hai..

Main- Haao.. Aap 15-20 kilometre north chale jaana Uchana se ladna.. Woh assembly bhi issi Lok Sabha k under hai or aapka hometown bhi hai.. Ghar baithey jeet jaaoge aap..

Jeevan-Itana sab soch rakha hai bolo.. Teri marji ..Tune socha hai toh I'm sure sab sahi he hai.. Tu bolega Rohit wahi karega or main bhi..

Main-Great.. That's why I love you fufaji..

Deva- Dekha.. Maan gaye naa fufaji, meri baat toh maan nahi rahe they..

Jeevan- Arrey kya karun isko mana nahi kar paata main..

Deva-Same..

Nicki-Isko kon naa keh shakta hai bhalla..

Mangal- 400 MPs naa nahi keh paaye hum kya he kahenge.

Jeevan-Hahaha.. Exactly..

Deva-Chalo fir nikalte hain fufaji..

Jeevan-Haan Rohtak bhi jaana hai..

Deva-Wahi toh. Theek hai Principal sahaab thanks a lot for letting all this happen..

Principal-Arrey anytime for a good cause sir..

Usne bhai se hath milaaya fir Rishi and Mangal se and Jeevan uncle se galle milla and woh sab nikale wahaan se ,principal uncle Or Advisor uncle bhi nikale. .. Ab wahaan bache main Nicki Mam Ravi Sam Rohit Riya and Mouni.. Main wahaan baitha and saamne rakhi paani ki choti bottle faink k Rohit ko maari..

Main-Khudke munh se bhi kabhi bol liya kar ..

Nicki-Haan.. Kaise bhigi billi banke baitha tha.

Main-Wahi toh..

Rohit-Tu tha naa bolne waala..

Main-Haan main toh jail mein tha 3 ghante pehle.. Main nahi hota toh tu toh bc abhi cancel kardeta election's ka plan fufaji k bolte he..

Rohit-Tu nahi hota toh main bol leta.. Tu tha toh main kyun bolun.. Teri ek baat meri 1000 baaton k baraabar hai.. Or jaisa Deva bhai bole papa teri baat aankh bandh karke maan letey hain..

Sam-Facts.. Warna humpe toh viswaash he nahi tha.. "Kahaan se ladoge chunaav?? "" Haar gaye toh "" Ye umarr nahi hai abhi "" bahot mehnat hai politics mein "" Or tujhe kya bole jo tujhe theek lage.. Waah.. Ye acha doglapan hai..

Nicki- Because he's smarter than you all.

Main-Exactly..By the way Great organising waise I'm proud honestly.. Sam Ravi great bc.. Shubham kidhar gaya.. Oye Shubham... Shubhamm.. Idhar aa..

Shubham-Ji bhai..

Main-Great organising.. Good Job..

Shub-Thanks Bhai..

Main- Youth se connect mein rehna hai daily ek aadh chakkar koi naa koi gaon mein maar aao politically nahi bus yun he dost hain he harr side unke pass chale jaao bus logon ko shakal dikhaate raho politics ka jikar kiye bina.. Obviously sabko pata hai tumhare Dad kon hain toh jo log kaam bolein unka kaam turant karwa aahista aahista sab bolenge apni problems..

Rohit-Yeah yeah.. Wahi sab chal raha hai..

Main-Hell yeah..

Rohit-Tu bata how was jail??

Main-Mast bc maja he aagaya..

Rohit-Really??

Main-Ghanta ka really be Tune dekha toh tha haal.. Pathar par so raha tha main.. Kamar ka posture takk change hogaya hai bc..

Rohit-Ahahaha..

Nicki- Ab bata aage ka kya plan hai???

Main-Kuch khaas nahi..

Nicki- Exams aane waale hain..

Main-Kab??

Nicki-Soon..

Main-Damn.. Soon toh mujhe 10-15 din bahaar jaana hai..

Nicki-Kahaan?

Main-Abroad..

Nicki-Really?? Kahaan?? Orr kyun??

Ab bhenchod pata nahi maine kyun abroad kahaa, mujhe toh kahin jaana bhi nahi tha toh pata nahi kyun bola..

Main-Baadmein bataaunga..

Nicki-Exams jaruri hain..

Main-Hmmm..

Nicki-Kya hmmm.. Itana bada aadmi ban gaya toh kya,exam nahi skip karne dungi tujhe..

Main-Arrey madam main kahaan bada bana hun, main toh wahi simple AP hun..

Nicki-Haan haan, unn sab bade bade aadmiyon ko tune he bada banaya hai..

Main-Woh alag baat hai.. Main toh wahi hun naa.. Ok listen I gotta go mast rest maarunga pura din. Chalo be..

Rohit-Tumlog nikalo main ye tents wagaairaah uttarwa k aata hun...

Ravi-Cool..

Sam or Ravi k sath main parking mein aaya wahaan se gaadi mein baithke haweli k liye nikale humlog..

Sam-Ye bata bhosdk pehle toh humein milne aane se mana kyun kiya tha..

Main-Abe kaidi bhi mobile rakhte hain andar koi milte hue video bana leta toh befaltu ki baat badi ban jaati issliye ..

Ravi-Or abroad kahaan jaana hai?? Kahin bhi jaana ho abki baar akele nahi jaana hum sath challenge..

Sam-Orr nahi toh kya bc harr baar akela bhaag jaata hai gandu ki tarah..

Main-Abe mujhe khud nahi pata kahaan jaana hai.. Or jaana bhi hai toh tumlog yahin rukkoge ,abhi Rohit ko mujhse jyada jarurat hai tumhari... Toh yahin rehna..

Sam-Fuck bc.. Ye bhi hai..

Ab main ghar aagaya yahi sochte -2 ki mujhe jaana kahaan hai ghar aake lunch kiya and shyaam takk fir gharwaalon k sath he baitha raha main, 4-5 ghantey full gappe lagaaye itane din mein kya kuch hua sab baatein hui or dinner takk baatein he karte rahe humlog and after dinner main apne room mein aaya and bed par lait gaya bc finally pathar par nahi sona padd raha tha mujhe hell yeah.. Ab mast sounga bc..

"Abhi sone kaa time nahi, jaagne kaa time hai "

Ye awaaj sunke main bhenchod bed se kudda seedha, bhenchod hallucinations firse..

"Hallucinations nahi be main hun. "

Main-2. 0...tujhe kya caahiye bc chala jaa naa abtoh bhosdk ab tera kya kaam hai..

2.0-Abhi bhi kaam hai.. Mera nahi 3.0 kaa.. Main toh chala he gaya tha be ab waapis aaya hun..

Main-Bhosdk.. Ab uske kaam he karta rahega kya tu ab hamesha.

2.0-Uska kya kaam tha gandu...?? India mein sarkaar bani tere kaam aaegi family k kaam aaegi usne bhencho family ko bachaaya hai toh ye kaam uska thodi tera kaam tha woh toh.. Uska kaam toh ab hai.. Usne bola hai usne itani badi help ki apni sarkaar banaane mein ,family ko save karne mein toh ab badle mein uska kaam bhi karna padega..


Main-Kya kaam??

2.0-Woh mujhe bhi nahi pata but usne bola ye sarkaar banaai usase bhi bada or important kaam hai..

Main-What the fuck?? Aisa kya aagaya bhencho..

Continued..

Now Ready for 3.0 TAsk

Ab Maza Aaye ge Story baadal hi gaye

ye sarkaar mian itna twist nahi mila jis se ghoose pump aaye

 

[Ytmovies712]

Sanjay situation pe bhi kuch update dedo boss

 

[RAJIV SHAW]

Super update hai bhai

 

[Sushilnkt]

वाह जी वाह

उम्दा
अब नए प्लान शुरू

 

[Tripuri chakraborty]

Update superb and mind blowing hain

 

[yajivagan]

Nice updates...