Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

[Sweetkaran]

Update-608(2.0's Back)
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608

Main-Abe 3.0 ki kya help karein ab??

2.0-Karein nahi karunga ,main karunga ye kaam tere level kaa nahi hai..

Main-Matlab??

2.0-Matlab abhi mujhe aana padega tujhe sona padega..

Main-Aji haan tu toh gand maardega..

2.0-Nope..

Main-Kya nope, bhosdk tujhe jaanta nahi kya bc main.. Tu gand maar dega India ki..

2.0-Abe yahaan India kaa kaam nahi hai bahaar kaa kaam hai toh tujhe koi problem nahi hai.. I promise..

Main-Main kyun nahi kar shakta??

2.0- Kyunki tu soft hai tere level se uppar kaa kaam hai, tu nahi kar paaega..

Main-Matlab violence hai toh bhosdk log toh marrenge he..

2.0-Abe bawligand bola toh India ka koi nahi marrega..

Main-Still I don't tht......

2.0-Tu chutiya hai kya bhosdk?? Teri permission nahi maangi hai gandu bata raha tha tujhe ki kal mujhe aana hai.. Or tu apni gand naa marrwaae issliye pehle he bata dun teri bahot jyaada badi help kardi hai 3.0 ne ab uske kaam mein galati se bhi taang adaai toh usne jo sarkaar banaai hai usse woh sarkaar giraani bhi aati hai.. Issliye bakchodi nahi karna tu rest lena 8-10 din...

Main-Bhai...

2.0-Shut up bitch..

Main-Ok ok.. Issliye mere munh se nikala subah ki abroad jaana hai mujhe.. Bc samjh jaana caahiye tha mujhe..

2.0-Yes issliye tujhe ye beard and mustache cut nahi karwaane di..Bahaar koi pehchan nahi paaega ab tujhe masks ki bhi jarurat nahi hai..

Main-Bc...Jaana kahaan hai waise??

2.0-Bangkok Thailand.. Wahaan se fir Thailand Ki Mueang Satun District jaana hai.. Uske aage mujhe bhi nahi pata..

Main-Bhenchod..

2.0- So jaa ab aaram se.. Bye.. Subah 10 baje flight hai toh 5 baje uthna hai


Bhenchod.. Ye kya karna caah raha hai jo bhi hai kuch bahot bada karne waala hai woh.. Or main usse karne dunga ye?? Of course karne dunga bc.. Jaisa 2.0 ne kaha 3.0 ne meri bahot jyaada help ki hai bahot jyaada beshak caahe kissi motive se ki ho lekin iska sabse jyaada faayda mujhe and family ko he hua hai issliye main usse nahi rokkunga or Thailand mein gand marrwaae caahe I don't give a fuck.. Or rokkunga kya bc main rokk shakta bhi nahi kuch karunga woh ulta double karega usme gand meri he maregi issliye let it happen kuch he din ki baat hai..

Yahi sochte sochte mujhe nind aa gayi ,main pehle he family whatsapp group mein message karke soya tha ki subah mujhe jaana hai bahaar kuch din k liye ab mera plan ye tha ki sabke uthne se pehle main chupchaap nikal jaaunga warna fir sawaal jawaab karenge sab baad mein phone par bataaunga.. Issliye mera plan tha 4:30 baje ghar se nikal jaaun kyunki 5 k aas pass Babhi Meenu etc uthne lag jaatey hain.. Issliye main 4 baje utha or 4:30 baje takk packing karke ready tha main jaane k liye issliye turant main niche aaya lekin niche aaya toh bc Babhi or Meenu already uthe hue they or breakfast bana rahe they, mere liye obviously.. Or Ami ready baithi breakfast kar rahi thi..

Meenu-Mujhe laga 5 kaa bola hai utha hai yaa nahi.. Tu toh ready hogaya..

Main-Yess...

Babhi-Baith.. Paraanthe le aati hun main..

Main-Great..

Babhi-Waise jaa kahaan raha hai yun achanak?? Raat ko jikar toh kiya tha tune..

Main- Thailand..

Babhi-Arrey waah.. Bachelor life ka faayda uthaa raha hai..

Main-Oh no no babhi.. Actually mera ek friend hai wahaan usko thodi problems hain ussi ki problems solve karne jaa raha hun..

Babhi-Sab sahi toh haina??

Main-Ohh yeah all good.. Great even or I swear aisa kuch risk ka kaam nahi hai..

Babhi-Ok ok..

Main-Tu jaake sojaa you're not coming with me..

Ami-Why??!

Babhi-Haan kyun?? What the hell..?

Main-Akela jaana hai bhabhi..

Babhi-Arrey.. Ye kya baat hui.. Ami sath hogi toh humein bhi tassali rahegi.. Or tujhse contact karna easy hoga.. Kyunki tu khud toh phone uthaaega nahi..

Main-Uthaa lunga.. Akela jaana hai bhabhi..

Ami-Lekin kyun??

Main-(Aaram se) 3.0 kaa kaam hai..

Ami-Ohh fuck.. Main yun he uthi itana subah..

Main-Sorry..

Bhabhi-Abhi sun le... Daily subah shyaam phone ya message karke update dega mujhe.. Ek din bhi nahi di updates ussi din main Thailand aa jaaungi..

Main-Ok.. Promise..

Maine breakfast kiya Jack aagaya tha mujhe drop karne k liye.. And finally Bhabhi Meenu Ami ko bye karke humlog nikale Delhi k liye.. On time flight mein baitha main And dopehar 2 baje Bangkok and fir wahaan se aage Shyaam 7 baje Main Satun District k airport se bahaar nikala toh bahaar Ek gaadi mera wait kar rahi thi.. Woh mujhe leke ek five star hotel mein aai jahaan already ek suite booked tha mere liye.. Main uss behisaab bade suite mein aaya or aake aaram se baitha he tha ki doorbell baji maine gate khola toh niche se samaan le aaya tha ek banda mera usne samaan rakha and mujhe ek chota box diya..

"Your Gift Sir"


Main-Thanks I guess..

Woh chala gaya and maine fresh hoke kapde change kiye..

2.0-Ok boss.. Time's up.. Jaane kaa time aagaya..

Main-Abe itani jaldi.. 1-2 din toh Thailand ghumne dey..

2.0- No time..

Main-Aaja toh fir..

2.0-Wahi issue hai tujhe jaana padega, khud aane mein dum bahot lagta hai..

Main-Main kaise jaaun ab??

2.0-Gift utha.

Maine woh chota sa box uthaaya and open kiya toh usme safed powder tha..

Main-Drugs bhenchod..

2.0-Yes..badhiya c dose lele or lait jaa baaki main sambhaal lunga

Main-Bhai kyun gand maar raha hai body ki waise he aaja..

2.0-Kuch nahi hota be.. Do it..

Maine drugs nikaalke saamne table par rakhe. ..

2.0-More..

Main-Bhosdk gand marwa dey bilkul.


2.0 -Yeah yeah.. Ye kaafi hai..

Main-Ok boss... Here goes nothing..

Ye bolke maine woh dose lee or bhenchod lete he sab ghum gaya, pure maal tha bc.. Bahot jyaada pure.. Fucking hell.. Main kuch he minutes mein honsh kho chuka tha and this was it ..

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Awesome update bro

 

[Sweetkaran]

Update-608(40 Billion USD)
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609

Meri aankh 1-2 ghante baad khulli or main ek new energy k sath angadaai letey hue utha fucking hell..

I'm back... Finally.. Bahot time hua bc itana easily aaye hue.. Main wapis uss cocaine k box ki taraf badha , bc ek dose toh orr lunga itana pure and natural maal kitane time baad Mila hai..

"Box ko niche rakh.. "

Bhenchod uss awaaj ne mujhe be darra diya fir mujhe samjh aaya ki awaaj mere he andar se aai hai..

Main-Ohh.. 3.0 how are you??

3.0-Put the fucking Box down..

Main-Ok.. Ok..

3.0-Mere kaam k bich mein drugs nahi aatey..

Main-Bina drug main fully operate nahi kar paunga..

3.0- You don't need drugs to operate fully you dumbass..

Main-Ok.. Ok.. So what's the task.. Bhenchod ye jhant bharr ki district mein hum kya kar rahe hain?? bc kuch bhi naa hai yahaan toh..

3.0-Ohh ye jhant bharr ki district bahot jyaada important hai.. Bahot jyaada. India ki sarkaar se bhi jyaada. Tu soch bhi nahi shakta...Samjha dunga..Chal tell me.. Duniya kaa richest shaks kon hai???

Main-Woh tha naa... Businessmen...Mars , 350 Billion USD..

3.0-Naah...

Main- Toh Woh Ek or tha internet waala be.. Larry??

3.0-Galat..

Main-Let me check..

Maine phone mein check kiya..

Main-Abe sahi toh hai Mars 367 Billion usd..

3.0- Tujhe kya lagta hai ye richest log hain?? Jinki list dikhaate hain tv, internet yaa newspapers... Hell no.. Ye bus woh log hain jinki networth public hai.. Inse uppar bahot log hain.. Kuch crime syndicates hain jaise Sina Cartel hai America and Mexica mein operate kartey hain wohlog mostly drugs, money laundering, Casinos, Real estate etcetera harr cheej mein unka paisa hai use cartel leader ki net worth hogi somewhere between 650-750 Billion USD..

Main-What the fuck???

3.0- Yes.. Ek orr cartel hai European Marx Syndicate England, Germany and France mein active hain wohlog. Unke leader ki net worth bhi 400+ Billion hogi.. Same aise 2-3 cartels or bhi hain but ye 2 he important hain

Main-Aise toh League yaa say High Command bhi toh hain... Unki inse kaafi jyaada hogi net worth..

3.0-Haan haina.. But league high command yaa Hounds yelog organised crime syndicates hain ye ek type se companies hain jisme hajaaron log job karte hain or saikdon logon ka hissa hai isme.. Sina yaa fir Marx mein inke leaders k hathmein hota hai sabkuch wohlog selfish hotey hain unke workers underpaid hotey hain wohlog criminals hain and League etc ek type se businesses hain jinke assets keval ek shaks k pass nahi hote..

Main-Ok..

3.0-Or chal syndicates chhod single logon ki bhi lagaale networth Still African Warlords ya dictators hain unki networth 500-700 Billions usd hoti hai daily itane bade ade diamond nikalte hain unki mines se jinka bahaar kissi ko pata bhi nahi chalta .. Fir Saudi Oil waale log lagaale woh apni worth kaa 10% dikhaate hain.. Saudi family ki worth 1.75 trillion US Dollars hogi lekin woh usko tod marrod k dikhaate hain.. Uske alawa ye Sultan wagairaah hain jo ye choti choti countries k unki networth bhi close to trillion hoti hai.. Abe uss bandey k pass 15 Billion US Dollars ka car collection hai 8 Billion k jets 7 billion k Yachts or uski net worth dikha rahe hain 100 Billion aji ghanta itana 50 billion k profit ka harr saal Oil bech deta hoga woh... Trillions mein paisa hai but dikhaana nahi hai fir UN waale yaa US waale aake baith jaatey hain paise k uppar.. Ab uski khudki country hai na tax na koi or dikkat maa chudaae duniya.. Aise aise log hain..

Main-Damn.. But.. Isase humein kya karna be??

3.0-Tujhe powerful nahi banana?? Bina paisa koi powerful nahi ban shakta.. Ab tujhe main jo bataane jaa raha hun woh bahot important information hai bahot jyaada important obviously isse leak karne nahi dunga tujhe main but bata dun try bhi matt karna warna tera wajood mita dunga main, I'll erase your existence.. Main tujhe sab information dunga sab, mere iss plan k baare mein or ye mera sabse important plan hai ..

Main-You can trust me..

3.0-I don't trust no one.. Ok tell me tujhe kya karna hai?? Tera goal kya hai??

Main-Asia k underworld par raaj karna..

3.0-Hahaha..choti soch..

Main-What the fuck... Ohh Haan.. Serpent Banana..

3.0-This is better.. You know mera EndGoal kya hai..

Main-Kuch na kuch sinister kuch na kuch nerve racking hoga..

3.0- Yes ..I'll tell you but remember tu ye leak nahi kar shakta aukaat he nahi hai teri or try karega toh iss baar I swear tujhe delete kardunga main..Tujhe bahot kuch bataane waala hun main jisse sunke tujhe shock lagega or darr bhi lagega..Ab ye information jaruri hai tujhe deni kyuki ye jo task tu karega usme ye information kaam aaegi.. Ab obviously jab tere jaane kaa time hoga toh main ye saari information teri memory se delete kardunga entirely.. Yaani ye kabhi hua he nahi tha ..

Main-Haan bc.. Ye superpower bhi hai tere pass..

3.0-Yes..Issliye jabtak ye information hai tere pass isse sambhaal k rakh.. Ab sun mera end goal...I want to rule this fucking world step by step.. You know iski suruaat Asia se hai.. Abhi main apna time Asia k uppar lagaaunga ,kaafi time lagega obviously but main Asia ko apni muthi mein kar lunga or ek baar Asia aagaya fir baaki continents one by one mere under honge or fir unmein time nahi lagega kyunki shruwaat ho chuki hogi already Asia se.. Ab uske liye mujhe kya caahiye pata hai tujhe?? Waise toh bahot kuch caahiye but 2 cheejein hain sabse important isme first hai Manpower ,uske liye mere pass already bahot ideas hain log aatey rahenge mere sath.. Already hain bhi.. Kuch Soldiers caahiye mujhe jinhe koi naa rokk shake uske liye mere pass apne clones hain...

Main-Clones??

3.0- Rukk jaa bataa deta hun.. Samjh jaaega tu..

Achanak se mujhe kuch yaad aaya 3.0 ne bataya nahi kuch mujhe but mujhe sab samjh aagaya maano usne meri memory unlock kardi ho..


Main-Oh my fucking god.. Apne clones ... Fir toh unstoppable hoga tu..

3.0- Yes.. Woh meri pehli problem solve karenge ab dusari or itani he important hai paisa... Mujhe caahiye paisa behisaab paisa unimaginable amounts of money ,obviously paisa he sabkuch hai iss duniya mein or mujhe bahot jyaada caahiye.. Bahot jyaada.. Asia ko control karne k liye bahot jyaada paisa kharch karna padega.. India mein pehle se 60-65% sarkaar bani hui thi toh easy tha fir bhi almost 7-8 Hajaar crore lag gaye toh soch mujhe atleast Asia ki 6-8 countries caahiye hongi jinki government mere hath mein ho toh usme kitana kharcha aaega uske alawa harr jagah business setup karne ka kharcha mere missions ka kharcha mere plans ka kharcha mere sath jo log hain unka kharcha..

Main-Damn.. Kitana estimate laga raha hai tu? I mean kitana paisa caahiye tumhe..

3.0- 40 Billion Harr saal.

Main- 4 Hajaar Core Rupaye harr saal..bc..jyaada hai.... I mean still. Manageable hai.. Kar lega itana toh tu.. I'm sure...

3.0 - 40 Billion US Dollars Bhosdk... Rupees mein lund aaega mera 7 hajaar crore rupees mein toh india ki sarkaar bani thi jabki wahaan toh 60% sarkaar already bani padi thi ..40 Billion US Dollars caahiye .. Yaani almost 35 Lakh Crore Rupees.. Yaani 3526 Billion Rupees.. Aka 3.5 Trillion Rupees..

Main-What the fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk?? Bawligand hai kya tu.. Billion kitana hota hai pata hai bhosdk... What the fuck do you mean 40 Billion.. Bhosdk.. Bhosdk.. What the fuckkk...

3.0-Haan haan relax.. Relax... Panic matt ho..

Main-Relax?? Relax ????Relax kaise bhai ??? what the fuck are you talking about 40 Billion...Bhai mere. 40 Billion US Dollars.. Aisa kya karna hai tujhe harr saal woh bhi bhai.. Harr saal ?? Harr saal?? What the fuck brooo... What the fuck are you saying... 35 Lakh Crore...Harr saal??? Harr saal? Bhenchod kitani 0 hoti hain isme?? That's impossible.. What the fuckkkkkkk.....

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Mind blowing super update bro

 

[yajivagan]

Nice updates...

 

[ak143]

Awesome

 

[Ahsan Ali]

Wahhh, Awesum update, 3.0 aa raha hai tu kuch zaberdast hi hony laGa hai

 

[NitinAgarwal17]

AP bhai ek SUGGESTION HAI...EK mission khatam hone ke baad kuch episode Family ,Riya , College ke bhi hone chahiye uske baad dusra mission ....

 

[Avner]

Amazing updates bro. Kafi mazedae updates anay walay. Waiting eagerly for next update

 

[Avner]

AP bhai ek SUGGESTION HAI...EK mission khatam hone ke baad kuch episode Family ,Riya , College ke bhi hone chahiye uske baad dusra mission ....

Yes AP bhai honay chahiay. Kaafi time hogaya us Tarah k updates ko

 

[Rajujani]

Akhir kaar Ab Aye ga Maza Naraz Na Hona AP Bro Mje is part me wo feeling nahi arhi thi jo ab khushbu arhi ha ab aye ga 3.0 or 2.0 ka combo ab asia or russia dekhe ga in dono ka jalwa abhi se lag rha ha dil ki dharkan barhe gi
Love you bro❤‍❤‍

 

[Janu002]

Nice update